Crazy thing is they could have taken that back road extract that leads from back of rouge camp and probably would’ve made it they went way out of the way trying to make it to path to shoreline
If you get the Mountain spawn, you don’t get the North Road Extract, for whatever reason they think it’s too close so you gotta run your ass back to path to shoreline or hope car is there.
They say you die twice. Once when you leave this mortal plane, and again when theres an AlsoAqua video where he doesnt tell the "they should have made the plane out of that kid" joke
Where did he learn to peek enemies like that, especially in dorms when he does that opening of a side door and then stops in the middle of the hallway exposed to the inside of the building and the outside, and stands there for a solid 5 seconds or more
It's like he learns nothing, seeing him play or stay still looking at the ground out in the open makes me cringe but that's what makes it enjoyable to watch also. There's raw emotion and pure failure like most of us. I get bored watching really good players wipe lobbies like it's nothing.
"How did he not die?" Clearly missed every shot. Never change Aqua we love ya. Also, these are apparently "nerfed" rogues. Still feel ridiculous and mostly unfun to deal with.
Lvl 32, but quite literally plays like a lvl 7. im not even joking. God bless anyone who plays with Aqua. its like playing cards with an actual HCap person
he has been playing for like 6 years and has gotten kappa multiple times (only because he can afford to play the game 40 hours a week) and he still plays like he started a week ago. He has zero knowledge about the game's armor, ballistics, penetration or damage systems, spawns, extracts, or how to play around AI. He might have early onset dementia!
Watching aqua always gives me the confidence to play Tarkov, whenever I feel like shit for getting dunked on by some turbo chads I just watch one of his videos and it let's me know. I'm gonna be alright
FYI for people almost going MIA. Start dropping shit. If you go MIA you lose everything so its better to drop some and maybe get to extract faster with SOME stuff
Dearest Mr Ian "AquaFPS" McGillacutty, I told you to bring a Chad friend to kill rogues like a week ago not because I doubt your skill but because they were genuinely broken as fuck at the time and the only way through required essentially a planned route. They're still insanely cracked but not as bad.
Could still have made it in the end even without SJ6 which should always be an option, but after the rogue base you made a huge go around towards the shoreline extract. Zero map knowledge, spatial orientation and a weak bladder. :-)
they're not 10k. they flea for 190k and tbh bitcoins are worth so much if you pick up a tetriz or a greenbat you'll make more money bartering for the bitcoin and selling that instead
I mean, there's a bunch of stuff in the game that you'd think would be worthless but could be picked up for some cash. Poxeram for example vendors to traders for 10k and round pliers vendor for 17k.
I’m kinda new to the Tarkov questing scene so I would love if anyone could fill me in, why does Fence not have any tasks? Has it always been like that?
Fence is the scav trader so he gives Scav quests at like 1.00 rep and higher. Using car extracts and co-op extracts will raise your rep which lowers Scav timers and makes each Scav have better loot. Killing Scavs as a scav lowers your rep unless that scav has killed another scav
That's one thing I really dislike about Tarkov. As soon as the timer hits zero you have no chance to fight for your life, you're just instantly killed off, even if you're in the extract. It didn't used to be thataways!
somehow aquas interpretation of the "what the frick, this isn't an xbox controller" video is categorically in line with all of his other gaffs in every other situation the man is consistent as fuck, no one can ever take that away from him ok now i'm surprised he doesn't know you have to drop your gear for insurance when you MIA... lmao
the ai are quite literally some of the worst in gaming in general and instead of fixing them they increase their aimbotty tankness last night shot a scav point blank 15 times with 7.62 pp HE WAS FUCKING NAKED and 1 tapped me in the throat through lv3 protection with a bullet that has 15 pen
If you plan on tasking and even thinking about kappa, playing bear is just stupid. And trying to cross map snipe rogues with a VPO is even dumber. By the time your bullet even gets close, you’re dead. Not to mention he misses every shot lol
aqua getting up to pee with 6 minutes left in the raid just to go MIA 10 steps away from extract is such peak aqua
Crazy thing is they could have taken that back road extract that leads from back of rouge camp and probably would’ve made it they went way out of the way trying to make it to path to shoreline
@@big_fella1548in the beginning of the raid they talk about how they don't have the close by extract
@@lucasmccaffrey294 I'm almost certain you get every exfil every time on lighthouse never had a raid where I didn't have an exfil there
you dont.@@big_fella1548
If you get the Mountain spawn, you don’t get the North Road Extract, for whatever reason they think it’s too close so you gotta run your ass back to path to shoreline or hope car is there.
Man goes to take a 5 minute old man piss with 10 minutes left in the raid and still goes for objectives afterwards.
FeelsStrongMan my streamer
@@smockytubers1188 What a legend
They say you die twice. Once when you leave this mortal plane, and again when theres an AlsoAqua video where he doesnt tell the "they should have made the plane out of that kid" joke
Being gone for 5 minutes isn't what made us MIA is it? - Probably AquaFPS
> is this how time works
These videos not only are super relatable, but also a great incentive to lose another hour of sleep
Fr was about to go to bed and saw this sigh
What is relatable about being a fucking idiot? Are you a fucking idiot?
Where did he learn to peek enemies like that, especially in dorms when he does that opening of a side door and then stops in the middle of the hallway exposed to the inside of the building and the outside, and stands there for a solid 5 seconds or more
I love that peek and how it somehow never gets him killed
Because it somehow works and he doesn’t get shot
It's like he learns nothing, seeing him play or stay still looking at the ground out in the open makes me cringe but that's what makes it enjoyable to watch also. There's raw emotion and pure failure like most of us. I get bored watching really good players wipe lobbies like it's nothing.
15:51 I love how the edit is straight to the punchline/b-horse reacting. We all know it by now
These videos make me feel less miserable this wipe
Me too, Aqua always helps me remember everyone dies and suffers in this game.
@@ToxicPlayer3597 he also reminds me I'm not that bad at the game, even with less hours
Truly the people’s champion
I had to bury my face in my pillow when i watched him get up to pee with 6 minutes left jesus christ
unbelievable
13:59 Aqua you have to hit your shots to kill people 😭
ong. bro is such a goober🤣
@@stepjuan. Stepjuan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
6:34 Hey I get it, SB Mowing is a cool dude and that yardwork is great.
4:40 there's my leopard gecko, who's name is Grumbo.
What a handsome li'l rascal.
Treat him to a cricket on my behalf, will ya? 🙃
"How did he not die?"
Clearly missed every shot. Never change Aqua we love ya. Also, these are apparently "nerfed" rogues. Still feel ridiculous and mostly unfun to deal with.
that was so hard to watch lmfao
@VoyKarma When he started holding W at the guy I was confident he was about to get dropped 😆
Yeah, he really needs to learn to actually mag dump when they're in fov. He plays like he every bullet costs 1m roubles
Yeah he still shoots like its the old recoil. He has never used guns that dont kick to the sky after shooting once. @@Versace_sheets
I couldn't even FPS to this, I Aqua'd immediately!
Clean up on aisle, my PANTS!
Just 2 goofballs gaming. Always a pleasure Aqua 🤠
Tarkov Content Creator for 5 years, any time his leg breaks 'You didn't bring a splint by any chance?' I love you Aqua
Lvl 32, but quite literally plays like a lvl 7. im not even joking. God bless anyone who plays with Aqua. its like playing cards with an actual HCap person
he has been playing for like 6 years and has gotten kappa multiple times (only because he can afford to play the game 40 hours a week) and he still plays like he started a week ago. He has zero knowledge about the game's armor, ballistics, penetration or damage systems, spawns, extracts, or how to play around AI. He might have early onset dementia!
Aqua swinging his mouse around shooting at that guy and thinking he hit even once is crazy 😂
Watching aqua always gives me the confidence to play Tarkov, whenever I feel like shit for getting dunked on by some turbo chads I just watch one of his videos and it let's me know. I'm gonna be alright
Aqua about 7-8 wipes in and still doesn’t know Serv12 kits fix fractures 😂😂 that’s peak Aqua
FYI for people almost going MIA. Start dropping shit. If you go MIA you lose everything so its better to drop some and maybe get to extract faster with SOME stuff
Making “they should have made the whole plane out of that kid” a running joke is great
I love when he stares at rogues for 17 seconds straight and then is like ahhh what he shot me lol
Thank for the confidence to continue with this wipe
Dearest Mr Ian "AquaFPS" McGillacutty, I told you to bring a Chad friend to kill rogues like a week ago not because I doubt your skill but because they were genuinely broken as fuck at the time and the only way through required essentially a planned route. They're still insanely cracked but not as bad.
Just starting my lighthouse quests myself. This is inspiration for me, thanks haha
Saying French onion is the best soup is crazy when broccoli cheddar exists
I feel aggravated yet enticed by aqua and I love it
3:54
that quest is a joke lmao
"Oh shit look at this insurance!"
Insurance: Literally the worst weapons and armor in the game
Could still have made it in the end even without SJ6 which should always be an option, but after the rogue base you made a huge go around towards the shoreline extract. Zero map knowledge, spatial orientation and a weak bladder. :-)
i want the old, longer raid timers, shit's too rushed these days
4:45 ahhh gecko second!!! Yo I love leopard geckos mine is named Durnehviir
He just turned 1 as well I love that you just happened to show that
You know they live around 20 years that's nuts for such little guys
That's my leopard gecko, who's name is Grumbo.
Aqua, thank you for saying across and not acrossed. I love you.
i love waking up to your vids. Thanks for that :)
Never has a piss break cost so much in Tarkov history, never!
I think I’d literally piss on myself over having to do corporate secrets again. 😂
Dang aqua that's some fine shooting. Lol
As a bear, I only ever went in there at night.
Same got all the quests done in like 7 or 8 raids
“Dose it still smell like that after you get sh&t on it?”
I feel like trying to keep up with AlsoAqua is a good pacer for casuals.
*hits 1 out of 20 shots*
how is this guy not dead
edit: wrote this comment before the end screen showed 2 hits lmao
Ahh yes, 6 minutes left. Best time to take a piss. Fucking hell.
I love how Aqua NEVER picks up Rechargeable Batteries. One slot, 10K. Not the best, but reliably better than other trash.
they're not 10k. they flea for 190k and tbh bitcoins are worth so much if you pick up a tetriz or a greenbat you'll make more money bartering for the bitcoin and selling that instead
@@pilotflux8005not green batteries, rechargeable. The white block ones.
I mean, there's a bunch of stuff in the game that you'd think would be worthless but could be picked up for some cash. Poxeram for example vendors to traders for 10k and round pliers vendor for 17k.
I don't understand why people don't play LH at night. It's very easy even with cheapest NVG.
I’ve MIA more this wipe than any other due to my enlarging prostate.
30MIN AQUA VIDEO LETS GOOOOO
Even with a decent gun / ammo / scope and the freest kill ever Aqua still finds a way to suck, how does this man do it.
Rouge’s are the soul reason I refuse to ever play as a bear again
"You can't lose with French onion soup," reminded me of a time a restaurant tried to put raw onions in a French onion soup and say it was good to go.
i kinda miss the snow already
French onion soup is the best soup, hands down
33 minute banger? LFG
oh my god baby!!!! New aqua, wakkke uppppp!
the scavs did a gandalf on you
Aqua and the horse man at it again
They don't call him Aqua FPeeS for nothin
Right when I think I hate aqua ... He comes out with these hot French onion soup takes and pulls me back in.
Hey Aqua you can use the surv15 for fractures
Piss killed Aqua.
i feel wierd watching Auqa now, i always thought that his videos are 1-2 days behind, but this one has snow, and snow is gone for 8 days...
Bring a god damn splint. To every raid. Cmon man
You can use your surv kit as a splint big dawg.
I’m kinda new to the Tarkov questing scene so I would love if anyone could fill me in, why does Fence not have any tasks? Has it always been like that?
Fence is the scav trader so he gives Scav quests at like 1.00 rep and higher. Using car extracts and co-op extracts will raise your rep which lowers Scav timers and makes each Scav have better loot. Killing Scavs as a scav lowers your rep unless that scav has killed another scav
@@l00tgoblin37 thank you very much
@@l00tgoblin37 He starts giving scav quests once you build intel center 1.
That's one thing I really dislike about Tarkov. As soon as the timer hits zero you have no chance to fight for your life, you're just instantly killed off, even if you're in the extract. It didn't used to be thataways!
13:30 What the hell kind of shooting is this!
somehow aquas interpretation of the "what the frick, this isn't an xbox controller" video is categorically in line with all of his other gaffs in every other situation
the man is consistent as fuck, no one can ever take that away from him
ok now i'm surprised he doesn't know you have to drop your gear for insurance when you MIA... lmao
French onion is good if cooked correctly I have had some terrible French onion soup before.
“I think being like… f*ckinnn’… how I am. Dead.” Lol
does bro know how to use a bidet?
A good French onion soup is banging! It is so strong though you can smell it in your pee and poop, good times.
Fuck, I miss the snow.
Most potent round in tarkov? 9millacheater
this from a few weeks ago? why is there snow ?
All the videos are 2-3 weeks delayed
If your stuff was insured you should've thrown it on the ground. You don't get back the stuff you're wearing when you go MIA :(
Who the f goes to pee with 6 minutes left in the raid?!
What killed you? *takes friends dogtag without looking himself*
That enrages me😂
i'm getting anxious watching you stack on you teammate all the time...
"This game is just... unhealthy"
the ai are quite literally some of the worst in gaming in general and instead of fixing them they increase their aimbotty tankness last night shot a scav point blank 15 times with 7.62 pp HE WAS FUCKING NAKED and 1 tapped me in the throat through lv3 protection with a bullet that has 15 pen
aqua for the love of god please pack a god damn splint
*finally does well* goes MIA
Drum stream when?
Anyone else get unnecessarily annoyed when people say "acrosst?"
the rogues are way to op
If you plan on tasking and even thinking about kappa, playing bear is just stupid.
And trying to cross map snipe rogues with a VPO is even dumber. By the time your bullet even gets close, you’re dead. Not to mention he misses every shot lol
well aqua just unlocked my first kappa after playing this game since 2019 and i will say pyscho sniper is the worst quest by far
2 ply? wat? everybody is buying 3 ply
Bro couldnt hold his pee in for like 4 minutes. How did he ever watch movies?
piss boy is the reason they didn’t make it out of that raid smh. b horse shoulda just gotten out lol
Why snow
he's cracked !
SB mowing
i've got stinky farts watching this
I never understood the "piss boy" comments before I watched this video.... :/
lol waited 3 business days to shoot man! cmon!
Ugh all that good ammo just gone. Lot harder to get that stuff than it is to get surgery kits aqua you ponce lol
Little piss boy just had to let it flow, but at what cost😢
ur acoustic aqua