Oh common, when you buy the microwave and place it in home, you will not just use during night time, but in daylight too.. so somehow parents gonna know.. (Just joking, you are requested not to take this comment seriously.)
@@WalterWhite-zr5ylbased on what's going in New York and Chicago I'd say Americans can't even be allowed convenient stores let alone vending machines
Some Asians have different types of toilets intended for squatting. Muslims aren’t allowed to go while standing so they squat, usually on top of the toilet seat. Since Muhammed didn’t have toilet paper, some people still use their hand and wipe it on the walls or wash it off in the sink. Also he was afraid of the dark so he would chant prayers to ward off evil spirits.
Work in food or customer service long enough and you'll have to deal with people who don't know the proper way to use a toilet. It's not that uncommon...
@@AmmoshortageNPcause the ppl in America are extremely noisy online. Also, Hollywood is from America, and it is the movie central of the world. Everyone else in the world sees this movies as an idealised version of America and want to go to America. When in reality, America is one of the most dystopian countries in the world
Fr I swear American ahh toilet got dookie alll over it and you gotta shit really bad but there’s crust musty ahh dirt all over it and someone of course didn’t flush
@@dunewyrm3071 I mean, USA is at 14.1 per 100k, and JP is at 17.5 per 100k, so not that much higher. Not to mention, all rural states seems to have at minimum 17 per 100k, some as high as 30 per 100k. Idk, either USA is so bad it makes JP looks good, or it is more of a tv trope at this point.
FR I’m Japanese and giving expensive ass fruit (melons are the most common I think??) as presents to important people is common because fruits = expensive 💀
@@penguinscanfly5796 yeah most fruits sold in supermarkets are normally prices compared to the US for example. We usually go to expensive fruit stores like Takano for presents to people like a superior. I don’t really see giving fruits as presents (expensive or not) to be very common in the US. I also give some supermarket fruits to family sometimes to eat together but I don’t have the money to eat them by myself since supermarket fruits are still expensive. The younger generation eating less fruit was on the news so the prices probably has something to do with it along with food trends.
Those are carefully handled agricultural wise. Just like how they properly raise a child. The fruits that are gifted aren't the same grade as those you eat in your local grocery store.
@@maxleong304 Yes, I meant that I also buy fruits at the supermarket to bring when I visit my family but buy expensive fruit for more formal gifts. I just mentioned that fruits are becoming more expensive in supermarkets too (although obviously not close to as expensive as high quality fruits) which is why I don’t really buy them for myself. Sorry for the confusion, I’m still learning English.
The train barriers are there to stop suicide by the way japan has a super high suicide rate partly because of culture also cause sometimes they are over worked, Japan has a lot of issues facing it the nation is not all sunshine and rainbows. Japan can learn from America and vice versa
Bro needs to calm down before we start dropping more suns on them... Let's not forget Japan isn't exactly perfect either... There age of consent was 13 for a looooong time.... And there very well known to be SUPER racist and stick to traditions a bit too much... Tldr: they talking a lot of shit to the guys who humbled them not that long ago and can absolutely do it again... And there racist asses need to stop touching little kids like there the Catholic church...
@@Nhatkhanh473So does the US. Suicide is going up here. In my local area, several people, including a man, my partner, and I hired for electrical work have commited suicide this past year.
Roast all he wants. He can keep his slant eyed nonsense over there! Ill be damned if my microwave isnt just annoying and hums and my toilet doesnt stay as open or shut as I left it! :-p US!US! *Eagle noises*
I just want to say every country has there good and bad side. I am not an amirecan nor an Japanese. But The way he says 'plz, learn amireca' sounds so disrespect full. It's not like Japan is a good country either. I visited Japan once 1 year ago. An old man my grandfather's age was staring at me parvently. He even tried to grab my butt. And I do gym and have good muscle. If I want I can just beat the shit out of that old man. Where I live we see every old person as our own grandparents and respect them. And Japanese society is so racist and even don't expect any mistakes from there own child is so wild. It's not like I hate Japan but I hate how this guy said plz learn amireca and stays at amireca if Japan is so good then go live at japan
@@jasonsmart3980 Bruh that's messed up. Here in my country, they most likely would never try to do that since the Department of Labor and Employment became active.
@@jasonsmart3980you do know if the waiter doesn’t make minimum wage from tips the owner is required by law to make up the deference a lot of people don’t know this and they feel guilt tripped into tipping
@@Juber777yea well people can’t control where people chose to die. But the rate of death is most definitely lower than America. So he is right. (Especially when it comes to murder specific death.)
But they're singing and dancing comes from us. And their boy and girl bands are like sweat shops. Many don't survive for a terrible reason. Doubly so for girl bands. And their lifestyle culture isn't as glamorous as you think if you were a tourist.
Nah, New York rats are insane. I saw one the size of a man teaching turtles martial arts. You gonna need more than a net. They say the capibara is the largest rodent, but I have my doubts.
FACTS!!! Say this again for the people standing ALL THE WAY in the back. Some people are very nasty and have unclean habits. The best thing about Japanese culture overall is that they CARE about where they live and their home. Trust me, that goes a LONG WAY❤
Mostly, when a system is extremely intentional and rooted in horrible ignorant education and values ...it will produce many of that type of population.... obviously it's much easier to mentally& socially engineer&manipulate that type of population .... than a highly intellectual and moral population. If people understood government economics, they'd understand that some countries are foundationally arranged to make money /GDP from their populations success and the US is the opposite...it makes money from disasters, wars, illness, poverty, ignorance etc it's like each government is financially coded differently.
That’s because Japan invests in its people and it’s society instead of funneling as much money as it can to the wealthy. Much like every other successful nation on earth outside of America, and it’s why we’re slipping so hard in global rankings for literal every category that matters to working class people
But much higher rate of depression and suicide, he forgot to leave that out, i love Japanese culture but nothing is perfect, their culture there would have Americans crying racism especially with their immigration laws and how they see foreigners
I don't want a singing microwave, talking doors washing machines that talk, rice cookers and a toilet that greets me. Creepy. Them working well is good enough. Train station barrier 🚧 is a good one.
Ephesians 6:10-18 Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.❤❤❤😊😊😊😊
The final "Please learn" was a personal attack to the whole world. Edit: for all those humorless people with their 2nd grade level of reading comprehension that comment "hmm actually the USA isn't the whole world" STFU. I said it because he didn't say it after the last "please learn" which means not only the USA that needs to learn, but the rest of the world too.
I mean, Japan rly doesn't want to get into a fight with the whole world since we have achieved most of this. However, we don't have their joke of a social structure
@@diveblock2058 Sōshoku(-kei) danshi (grass-eater men), Karoshi, Hikikomori, Hentai reading on trains, kyabakuram, salarymen who give their lives to corporations yet have to beg their wives for lunch money. Taiji cove hunt, Overfishing, Fukashima dumping into the Pacific. Befuddled religious eclecticism. Deru kugi wa utareru.
@@robertzabinski6083Yes and there are a lot of drug addicted homeless people in the US and a lot of mentally ill people going on school shootings and Japan is still a better place than most places in the world.
Without, tipping is actually a bad thing, if u think otherwise ur just not educated on it, ofc a lot of people rely on tips to get by but in actuality and in like other sane countries the restaurants just pay employees a liveable wage so tips aren’t necessary
@@chandhunaveen1922then when they come to America, they should be very disrespectful and so lots of pity, and tip your sever .20% or more of the bill . That will show them ,how wrong it is to take a tip.
Their stricter rules and societal norms are the main reason all of the nice things he listed occur. America trades cleanliness and order for freedom and enjoyment I suppose.
Japan had high suicide rates in the 1980s but it has decreased a lot over the decades. Currently the US has a slightly higher suicide rate than Japan does.
Jaoan is way better than he made it seem i was there 3 years and ive never had a second were i havent thought of going back it was the greatest thing ever
America is just as bad. many offices demand you stay overtime during busy periods. Japan is actually getting much better. I was chaotic a decade ago but now workers just aren't taking it. I worked a well known financial intuition in the usa and the only time off is when the stock market closed.
"toilets that are public and CLEAN" 💀
Toilets in public and clean (mens toilet he means)
It was so hard to find public toilets in the US, so I understand why he specified public also, lol.
@@peterstone6307 after an hour of searching I finally found a public toilet in New Yor- WHY IS IT COATED IN PISS
@@peterstone6307never been to a buckeye? Big sad man
@@huntercorrales6794 Bro it's Buc ee's. And no, you can't find them everywhere in the US.
Imagine sneeking to the kitchen at night to make some food and the microwave starts singning😂
Frls, that’s what I was thinking it has more cons and pros
turn it off...
There’s an off button
They don't wake up at night, or if they do, they wait patiently in their beds until the morning. Pls learn, America
@@nu4473turn it off? Wtf!!! 💀💀💀
How can I then make it worm?
I'm sure there is a off button for music
That microwave ain't 2am friendly
Unless there's a mute button : An easy fiz, pls learn, America (& Japan)
please learn. America! 2am isnt time for food
@@Budsp0tyou wouldn’t understand
… it’s playing calming music instead of having a hum and obnoxious beeps.
@@Budsp0tlate night grinding is time for foos😊
"Less chance of getting murdered" and "trash bags waiting patiently"
had me rolling 😂😂
There's an answer to this but no one will like it.
Less chance to be murdered but extremely higher chance to suicide
Bro just told me a trash bag has more patience than I do
It does
Yes trash bags don't do shootings.
@@시청용계정-c1cNeither does every American
🤣🤣🤣
@@시청용계정-c1cOmg 😂💀
Bro we ain't got boy bands competing, we got gang fights
they are boy bands. they just have louder instruments
You mean gay fight?
Or TikTok fight?
Nah man,i think he means gun fights
I agree
@@liiduovekhe6274i have a feeling he knows what he means
Imagine trying to make a microwave dinner at 4am and never gonna give you up starts playing at max volume
Still better than that annoying beeping sound
I would hate to have a singing microwave bad enough my wash machine sings
That'd be fucking dope
good idea, i need one now so i can rick roll my sister
Who the fuck microwaves dinner at 4am
As someone who lives in America. I have to strongly agree with this man
“I’ve been waiting 2 hours for my food. Is it still on the microwave?!?!”
“Let it cook, it’s about to do an encore.”
Pokemon reference?
@@NetullaGDbro pokemon didnt invent the word encore go outside jesus😭
"Goku is from fortnite"@@NetullaGD
I could definitely see a little kid fry the shit out of something just to listen to the microwave sing
Best microwave song got to be “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive.
Having a microwave that randomly chooses a song the exact length of the time youre waiting sounds amazing
I'm shocked he didn't include the singing washing machines. That actually scared me
I'd rather not want a singing microwave thank you
How about you turn on the music so when you do anything it plays for you on every move you make 😅
Not if you only use the +30 button
oh yeah that's an absolute necessity in life LOL
“Singing microwaves”
*me at 3 am trying to warm up my chimken and rice without trying to wake my scary mommy*
It will have a mute button
Still, it's better than getting shot and killed while reheating chicken and rice at 3 a.m. because you're mistaken for a robber. 💀
Oh common, when you buy the microwave and place it in home, you will not just use during night time, but in daylight too.. so somehow parents gonna know.. (Just joking, you are requested not to take this comment seriously.)
CHIMKIN >:3
@@kelsidaniels5794 i always say chimken because its funnier to say and type
Uk needs these too, we dont have to tip, but thats it
He literally roasted USA in the most quiet way- 😭
Funny thing is Japan would be gone if it wasn’t for americas military.
Imagine if America had all the thing he said, it would be heaven
@@mikehunt3155tf you going bout? This is just pure etiquette and common sense bruuhh
like no. 200
@@mikehunt3155It's doesn't make sense
"Toilets with instructions" it just killed me 💀💀💀
Bro it's just for 2 year olds who don't know how to use the toilet
Yes, mentally ill drug addicts in America don't know how to use the bathroom.
@@kevslaochua2631they have different toilets in Japan that have different functions. One you need a remote and it shoots water up your yk what
The question what stupid person made them require instructions on a toilet ☠️
@@kevslaochua2631youd be suprised how dumb some people can be, to the point wher you need to tell them not to eat uranium
As an American, I can confirm that when our trash bags wait too long they grow legs and walk away
Nah bro, they throw tantrums like a 5yo who doesn't get the toy he wants and starts spilling the trash everywhere
....
@@seopterleo7934the meme died already
@@NamelessTheHaternah, one guy keeps posting Ohio memes, it ain’t gonna die until he stops
😂
“Toilets that greet you” and “Microwave that sings” is just crazy 👁️👄👁️💀
Bro dissed America with a straight face.
The entirety of Europe: First time?
@@staticbuilds7613 yes, many countries disses America 😂 but the average American knows very little of other countries.
Please learn
you want him to do it with gay face ?
Don’t allow women in senate buildings. We should learn that from Japan
barriers on trains should exist in all countries
first you'll have to convince Americans to take trains. lol
@@monkeyrunbit confused what you mean here. It’s a pretty common form of transportation in cities
You assume people can't jump or climb :)
@@AfkWent2Dabit’s easier to stop someone from jumping if there’s a barrier.. y r u so negative
@@CyberAesthetic They may be referring to how car-centric America is compared to most places in the world, but that's the only guess I've got.
The most surprising thing was seeing a vending machine that is not vandalized.
Guess it depends where you from because I’ve never seen a vending machine vandalized
It should be said ppl in the US needs to stop destroying nice things. But we all know that's not going to happen
@@WalterWhite-zr5ylhell no
@@WalterWhite-zr5yl who are you talking about
@@WalterWhite-zr5ylbased on what's going in New York and Chicago I'd say Americans can't even be allowed convenient stores let alone vending machines
“What instrument do you play”
Him: “microwave”
Bro called us uncivilized in 99 languages😂😂
Are you not?!
the US*
Because they are
not only wipe but wash ass. please learn 😂
He used english only wdym
Nah, you don't want America to have cheaper alcohol💀
lol
😂😭😭
💀
True shit 😂
Yep you right
Imagine sneeking in the middel of the night to eat and the Microwave sings
*sneaking
*middle
@@danielnswainful well i think they spelt it better.
@@marisolet are you British?
Imagine forgetting that MF sings and having a heart attack in the middle of the night due to it.
There is this wonderful app called grammarly that I think will help you a lot with your spelling 😊
I went to japan for a week-so you could say: i felt like i was safe and happy for a week
Legend has it that he's patiently waiting for USA to learn
lmao best one yet
The reverse uno card lol
Fr
Meanwhile Japan has still not learned to defend itself.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The nets wouldn't work, they'd be finding a random person stuck inside one every other block
😂😂😂😂
Damn crackheads trying to get 2 aluminum cans. 🤣
he forgot to mention the us homelessness problem.
@@soupafleye Unfortunately Japan also has a big homelessness problem.
i don’t want my microwave to sing during my 3am adventure for a hot pocket
😂
Pretty sure u can turn the music feature off
@@ieatyou3752no need to comment that twice
@@ieatyou3752Could you say that again?
He was teaching .... apes. 🤣
6.81% chance of getting murd3red is crazy 💀
American: we have g*ns accesible for everyone, learn Japan
Japan: puts food in the microwave
The Mucrowave: Never gona give you up
Mucrowave😔😔😢
never gonna let you daoh ouwn~✨️🎉
Never gonna run around and desert u
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
New York is looking at this and saying “Lol, anyways”
Bra 😂
They don’t need nets, they have a rat czar 😂
@@rollercoastergirly hey can we be friends
, you understand us you really do😂😂😂😂😂
@displayname2198 My good sir there is no need for such toxicity.
I was on board until he said “ toilets with instructions “ 😂
♡♡♡ SERIOUSLY, A LOT OF PEOPLE NEED IT. ESPECIALLY THOSE VISITING FROM THE COUNTRYSIDE. ♡♡♡
Some Asians have different types of toilets intended for squatting. Muslims aren’t allowed to go while standing so they squat, usually on top of the toilet seat. Since Muhammed didn’t have toilet paper, some people still use their hand and wipe it on the walls or wash it off in the sink. Also he was afraid of the dark so he would chant prayers to ward off evil spirits.
@@LemonMeIonthis is so over exaggerated
Because they have those types of toilets that aren't so popular here
Work in food or customer service long enough and you'll have to deal with people who don't know the proper way to use a toilet. It's not that uncommon...
“Toilets with instructions”
“Toilets that are clean”
Please learn public schools
Bro roasted the entire US harder than anyone ever with this one
Actually sounded more like he was roasted the US, but more directly NYC
But a large percentage of Japanese women do prostituting. Maybe 1 in 3. The country is barbaric.
They are under our law for a reason please learn your history china
Then why does everyone want to go to America?
@@AmmoshortageNPcause the ppl in America are extremely noisy online. Also, Hollywood is from America, and it is the movie central of the world. Everyone else in the world sees this movies as an idealised version of America and want to go to America. When in reality, America is one of the most dystopian countries in the world
We sure need toilets with instructions
toilets unclear, there is food in the sink now.
Y'all pretty much do, I'm sure that's no surprise.
Fr I swear American ahh toilet got dookie alll over it and you gotta shit really bad but there’s crust musty ahh dirt all over it and someone of course didn’t flush
Oh definitely, have you seen a public bathroom recently 😅 it's the reason I do not go to them at all
One time the bathroom at my job had shit on the walls, floor, and ceiling. How do you fuck up this bad?
" Less chance of getting murdered " got me rolling.
But a much higher chance of murdering yourself 😅
@@dunewyrm3071Suicide vs. getting shot At least suicide is a choice, but getting shot is not a choice.💀💀
But we have less to live for, so it evens out
@@dunewyrm3071 I mean, USA is at 14.1 per 100k, and JP is at 17.5 per 100k, so not that much higher.
Not to mention, all rural states seems to have at minimum 17 per 100k, some as high as 30 per 100k.
Idk, either USA is so bad it makes JP looks good, or it is more of a tv trope at this point.
What about in tokyo revengers and saga of tanya the evil
The singing microwave already makes this video 100% true.
"Cheap groceries"
*Fruits left the chat*
FR I’m Japanese and giving expensive ass fruit (melons are the most common I think??) as presents to important people is common because fruits = expensive 💀
@@ruri-. yeah but normal fruits cost around the same price, those are purely used as presents
@@penguinscanfly5796 yeah most fruits sold in supermarkets are normally prices compared to the US for example. We usually go to expensive fruit stores like Takano for presents to people like a superior. I don’t really see giving fruits as presents (expensive or not) to be very common in the US.
I also give some supermarket fruits to family sometimes to eat together but I don’t have the money to eat them by myself since supermarket fruits are still expensive. The younger generation eating less fruit was on the news so the prices probably has something to do with it along with food trends.
Those are carefully handled agricultural wise. Just like how they properly raise a child. The fruits that are gifted aren't the same grade as those you eat in your local grocery store.
@@maxleong304 Yes, I meant that I also buy fruits at the supermarket to bring when I visit my family but buy expensive fruit for more formal gifts. I just mentioned that fruits are becoming more expensive in supermarkets too (although obviously not close to as expensive as high quality fruits) which is why I don’t really buy them for myself. Sorry for the confusion, I’m still learning English.
‘Toilet with instructions’ got me dying 🤣
Honestly, 'Muricans probably need them.
We have them?
I'm the reason they exist
@@Ammar777s yeah, funny how its not the US that has the toilet with instructions though
Toilets are different in Japan.
This man really roasted all of the US, in the most respectful way possible
He forgot to say don't get bombed like hiroshima and nagasaki
@@Mui55he forgot to to say not too have gun crimes
He is not honest about what those train barriers are for.
The train barriers are there to stop suicide by the way japan has a super high suicide rate partly because of culture also cause sometimes they are over worked, Japan has a lot of issues facing it the nation is not all sunshine and rainbows. Japan can learn from America and vice versa
we also need all this to i love that my rice cooker and washer/dry sings to me
Those microwaves really be like a karaoke machine
imagine your microwave plays despacito while u wait for your pizza 💀
Atleast they don't have a burning dirty microwave like America.
What a fucking minutes, you put Pizza In the microwave?
"man i want some hot pockets"
"wait why the fuck is despactio playin-"
Bro people don't even want to listen Despacito on it's own what makes you think they wanna listen to it through a microwave 💀
I would love that
The man roasted the whole New York city at once 😂😂😂 hat's off bro
Bro needs to calm down before we start dropping more suns on them... Let's not forget Japan isn't exactly perfect either... There age of consent was 13 for a looooong time.... And there very well known to be SUPER racist and stick to traditions a bit too much...
Tldr: they talking a lot of shit to the guys who humbled them not that long ago and can absolutely do it again... And there racist asses need to stop touching little kids like there the Catholic church...
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Cheap groceries. Cheap alcohol. OK I'm moving to Japan.
So why he live in nyc because they have something that Japan don’t have 😎
The things he mentioned should also followed by india too
“Shampoo with instructions”
“*PLEASE LEARN AMERICA*”
DO NOT EAT. Simple enough
"Air with instructions"
"*PLEASE LEARN AMERICA*"
😂
Lol
@@dwaynechan1992but why air
Actually, NYC is really good with on time trains. A lot of the trains are even 5-10 minutes early.
"Less chance of getting murdered" had me cracking up.😂😂😂
But they kill themselves though
They don’t need that they kill themselfs just fine (:
that it's true, it's the...suicide...thing that huh
@@Nhatkhanh473So does the US. Suicide is going up here. In my local area, several people, including a man, my partner, and I hired for electrical work have commited suicide this past year.
The cases of school mass shootings are higher in US than suicide cases in Japan
Didn’t know I needed a singing microwave until now
That shit is a certified banger🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯
😂
And a late night snack never would be a nightmare of whether you wake up the whole house or not.
And toilet instructions 💀💀💀
Point of having us saying, Mike and white microwave
Homie woke up and decided to roast US
Roast all he wants. He can keep his slant eyed nonsense over there! Ill be damned if my microwave isnt just annoying and hums and my toilet doesnt stay as open or shut as I left it! :-p
US!US!
*Eagle noises*
Yet he won’t live in Japan and comes back to the US why?
Why do Japanese people commit suicide with highest rate (after only S Korea)
Weird
The last time the Japanese picked a fight like this Japan because the same colors of thier flag
@@dethsniper6943we can tell who's offended😂
@@dethsniper6943 How is he picking a fight? Also it's became not because.
The singing microscope is icing on the top
Bro roasted us in every possible language. 😂😂
Japan is the worst shithole in the world
Bro he‘s right
Yeah
😂
Them nets ain't stopping shit though 💀💀
That “Please learn New York” sounded awfully personal 🤣🤣
Why were so many directed at NYC 😢
Because new york is one of America's many overpriced dumping grounds 😭@@XmenOfMudkips
@@devinmcelwain103yea sadly 😭
I just want to say every country has there good and bad side.
I am not an amirecan nor an Japanese.
But The way he says 'plz, learn amireca' sounds so disrespect full.
It's not like Japan is a good country either.
I visited Japan once 1 year ago. An old man my grandfather's age was staring at me parvently. He even tried to grab my butt. And I do gym and have good muscle. If I want I can just beat the shit out of that old man.
Where I live we see every old person as our own grandparents and respect them.
And Japanese society is so racist and even don't expect any mistakes from there own child is so wild.
It's not like I hate Japan but I hate how this guy said plz learn amireca and stays at amireca if Japan is so good then go live at japan
@XmenOfMudkips because new York is a pigsty 😂😂😂
As asian i found "tipping is a must" hilarious
omg true
American resrurants just dont feel like paying employees so they diceded on just letting customers handle that
@@jasonsmart3980 Bruh that's messed up. Here in my country, they most likely would never try to do that since the Department of Labor and Employment became active.
Honestly, tipping in America should go back to what is was. Extra pay for waiters that do a good job. Atleast were u am it is what it's meant to be.
@@jasonsmart3980you do know if the waiter doesn’t make minimum wage from tips the owner is required by law to make up the deference a lot of people don’t know this and they feel guilt tripped into tipping
Legend has it the guy is still feeling sleepy till date 😅
"less chance of death " caught me off guard
That's sad 😂
They don't have our 13%
@@Juber777yea well people can’t control where people chose to die. But the rate of death is most definitely lower than America. So he is right. (Especially when it comes to murder specific death.)
@@GMuhammad009 you do know that's not remotely true.
@@grendal113 okay, show me the statistics
YALL GOT SINGING MICROWAVES OVER THERE?! 😭😭😭
😭
Japan moment
Damn Japan got humble real quick after that bomb
@@EyeKnowYourRight22 💀
For some reason i was expecting the theme song from "King of the hills" to play.
The singing microwave caught me off guard-
Japan gonna look like a syber punk distopia but it's actually good
Singing guns perplexed me. 💀
ITS TRUE ONLY WHEN U TURN IT ON
AYO HOW DO I GOT 558 LIKES CHILLLLLL ITS BEEN 13 HOURS
That last one killed me 🤣
I love how it went from reasonable to comedy 💀
🤔
Lol he's telling the truth
Right??! Lol
Where’s the comic part?
@@arxaelI don't know about the video but the comment section is fucking lmao 🤣🤣
I dont want my microwave to sing at me. The whole house will know I'm heating up leftovers at 3am....
@Roxy_Penny8889yea, but i paid for the whole microwave, why should i negate the sound function
They already do my man you ain’t slick
😂😂😂😂😂
"The whole house will know I'm heating up"--
That doesn't make any sense
As a New Yorker, I can confirm I need to learn from this.
But they're singing and dancing comes from us. And their boy and girl bands are like sweat shops. Many don't survive for a terrible reason. Doubly so for girl bands. And their lifestyle culture isn't as glamorous as you think if you were a tourist.
@@Ndasuunye man, all america needs to stop creating toilet stalls with big gaps at the bottom and edeges.
As a resident of Portsmouth Virginia, I proudly say that the whole cheaper like everything is un-achievable. Along with most of the things he said.
@@Ndasuunye And their constitution comes from us. And their economy.
haha nice try person from Luxembourg!!! (I WANT TO LEAVE THE US SO BAD BUT IM ONLY 15😿😿)
Yall definitely learned something from the us when yall went from samurai to anime 😅
I dont think those nets are gonna resist new york sized rats
hahaha oh crap!
Nah, New York rats are insane. I saw one the size of a man teaching turtles martial arts.
You gonna need more than a net.
They say the capibara is the largest rodent, but I have my doubts.
@@TheNameTag😂😂😂
@@TheNameTag *capybara
Yeah. There are NYC rats that are smarter and tougher than people.
Imagine making a snack at 3am while everyone’s sleep and the microwave starts singing 😂 pretty cool tho
You can silence it.
Fat bum eating at 3am
Kamakazes waiting patiently..😂😂
😂😂
Bro doesn’t even need to open his mouth to express his anger
😂😂
😂
This IS so true
A singing microwave might suck when you're trying to stealthily warm up food at 3:00 a.m. 💀
Sometimes it’s not about the system,
It’s about the people
FACTS!!! Say this again for the people standing ALL THE WAY in the back. Some people are very nasty and have unclean habits. The best thing about Japanese culture overall is that they CARE about where they live and their home. Trust me, that goes a LONG WAY❤
The people in USA sucks fucking ass and balls it’s recognizable
Bro rosted India without mentioning
Suitcases*
Mostly, when a system is extremely intentional and rooted in horrible ignorant education and values ...it will produce many of that type of population.... obviously it's much easier to mentally& socially engineer&manipulate that type of population .... than a highly intellectual and moral population. If people understood government economics, they'd understand that some countries are foundationally arranged to make money /GDP from their populations success and the US is the opposite...it makes money from disasters, wars, illness, poverty, ignorance etc it's like each government is financially coded differently.
The singing microwaves gonna betray you at 3am. 😭
You can turn off music
3 am isn't time for food
😂😂
Real 💀🙏🏽
Yessssssssss
"Toilets that greet you"
-yeah I don't know about that💀
How does it specifically remember each individual? 🤔🤨🧐
An army of sentient toilets sparks off the AI war. 😂😂
Imagine, AI takes over while you are taking a shit😂, you'll get fvcked by robocop
It's all fun and games until your toilet becomes self aware.
@lazarus921 sextortion 😂🤣
@@nekkoskrilla6750by the smell and look of our anus
“Less chance of getting murdered.”
Me thinking of evil spirits.
The last thing I need is my microwave trying to serenade me at 3:00 a.m.
I too viscerally despise that microwave.
Damn Japan got humble real quick after that bomb
Missing something maybe?
We have that it's just some part of New York and America don't do or have
The train stuff is actually pretty smart
They still did not solve overcrowded trains problem. Nowhere in the world people are pushed into the train to door bw able to close
@@oneextra8659Tokyo itself is just too overpopulated and the countryside is empty. Otherwise the train system is the best in the world.
@@oneextra8659Lies
@@oneextra8659we don’t have a problem with overcrowded trains, we have a problem of embarrassingly poor public transportation systems
That’s because Japan invests in its people and it’s society instead of funneling as much money as it can to the wealthy. Much like every other successful nation on earth outside of America, and it’s why we’re slipping so hard in global rankings for literal every category that matters to working class people
“Toilets with instructions” 💀💀
It’s true though some People shit while crouching
But the toilets are clean this is not what America needs this is what the whole world needs
Crazy things happens in the toilet literally no reason💀💀
Yeah malaysia have that as well
Yeah how do you use those I prefer the fully submerged approach but i’m open to suggestions
He had me agreeing and say yeah come on America learn and I’m American 🇺🇸 😂❤
"Less chance of being murdered" got me ngl
Ikr, Light Yagami bouta be like, im about to ruin this man's whole career 💀
But much higher rate of depression and suicide, he forgot to leave that out, i love Japanese culture but nothing is perfect, their culture there would have Americans crying racism especially with their immigration laws and how they see foreigners
Everyone’s sister sisters offspring acts. And commodity comparison to animals etc. ha. Men.
What is ngl
@@QUARKELECTRONKABAAP ngl not gonna lie
Imagine paying employees fairly so that tipping wasn't a cultural expectation
Pretty sure tipping in japan is illigal, but idk.
Yes i know i misspelled Illegal.
@@dunnomynameso746it's more like an offense to them, because they have salary
@@jes8726 oh, ok, thanks for the correctin
Not in japan only in my country WE tip really rarely
@@dunnomynameso746spells illegal wrongly, adds footnote that says you spelt illegal wrongly, spelling it correctly there
The most important thing you need : "nice people "
Dang this
Please learn america
Almost like Homogenous societies are better and diversity was a mistake
No minorities is the major part. All of this would be possible if we didn’t have colored people
It's only the big cities that have the rude people, go to any town and the people (NOT DRIVERS) will be nice
"Please learn New York City" I feel attacked:(
Bro is roasting the US in the kindest way 😅
I don't want a singing microwave, talking doors washing machines that talk, rice cookers and a toilet that greets me. Creepy.
Them working well is good enough. Train station barrier 🚧 is a good one.
Okay true the US does need to learn
He should've added gun control
He grew up in the US. He will go back to Japan and learn that his American eay of life does not apply there. Watch and learn
*me quietly trying to heat up food in the middle of the night*
The Microwave: 💃🎶🎵
🤣🤣🤣
Microwave singing: “Hellooooo! Is it me you’re looking for?”
Rt
😂
Um, aren't microwaves noisy af regardless? Or is it just me? lol
Bro has personal beef with America
No, I live in America and I agree with him.
@@TinyTales_28 ok🌚
He still got that WW2 energy
No, he's stating basic facts. America should learn ❤
Can’t blame him either America fuckin sucks
Singing microwaves hits hard 🗣🔥🔥🔥
As an American, I 100% agree. My favorite is the clean public restrooms and cheap groceries.
物価安い分給料低いからトントンだよ、
You ever been to a Bucees gas station pretty clean bathrooms there!
Greed is what America runs on...
i live in america, i have never seen a clean *public* restroom
Agreed.
"On time trains, fast trains..."
Americans outside NYC: "What's a train?"
Tbf he did specifically say New York city
Dutch people : what is a on time train?
What is a fast train?
@@tilburg8683lmfao 😭
I'm a few states over we call it the transit or the rapid but it's a train
No the case in Chicago
im Japanese and those train barriers true purpose is not to prevent accidents, its to stop people from unaliving themselves on morning weekdays💀💀
cool. PLEASE LEARN MONTREAL apart from the REM just PLEASE LEARN STM
Are you really Japanese? Your English seems way too native, including the “💀” part. Also, Japanese people would always start with “As a Japanese”
Sthu
I was just going to say that suicide rates are extremely high in Japan.
@@sergiom3988 unfortunately yea
"Barriers to protect train deaths please learn New York city"💀
"Less chance of getting murdered."
"I AM KIRA!"
"less chance of getting murder but a high chance of murdering yourself"
😅😅😂😂
My name is Yoshikage Kira.
That one dude with hand fetish:
Ephesians 6:10-18 Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.❤❤❤😊😊😊😊
"A toilet with Instructions" 💀
You notice only what you want.
The other stuff are un-noticeable dear nice human:.. if you're nice.
The other things are un-noticeable by you to mention? dear nice probably decent human.? :D
the amount of times i’ve seen foot prints on public toilets both here in Canada n the US…kinda shows how we are compared to them don’t you think?
@@shiitake69 frr
Every New Yorker felt that last one 😭
Accidently tapped on your RUclips channel.. wtf lol. go to therapy instead of projecting your issues with your exes on all women, incel.
Bro just casually said "Less chance of getting murdered."
Imagine trying to make yourself some popcorn and all of a sudden Thunderstruck by AC/DC starts playing
YOUVE BEEN THUNDER STRUCK
Would make me feel like a thunder goddess lmao
Goddamn now youve awakened this need in me that will never be fulfilled
Thunderstruck popcorn
@@D322BMB the popcorn: *pop, pop*
The final "Please learn" was a personal attack to the whole world.
Edit: for all those humorless people with their 2nd grade level of reading comprehension that comment "hmm actually the USA isn't the whole world" STFU. I said it because he didn't say it after the last "please learn" which means not only the USA that needs to learn, but the rest of the world too.
I mean, Japan rly doesn't want to get into a fight with the whole world since we have achieved most of this. However, we don't have their joke of a social structure
No, my friend. It's about attitude, mentality, behaviour. We need all these. @Christ_on_a_stick
@@eccoluisaluisai guess Japan should say "thanks" to America for providing complete protection from VEEEERY friendly neighbours such as China
@@diveblock2058 Sōshoku(-kei) danshi (grass-eater men), Karoshi, Hikikomori, Hentai reading on trains, kyabakuram, salarymen who give their lives to corporations yet have to beg their wives for lunch money. Taiji cove hunt, Overfishing, Fukashima dumping into the Pacific. Befuddled religious eclecticism. Deru kugi wa utareru.
@@robertzabinski6083Yes and there are a lot of drug addicted homeless people in the US and a lot of mentally ill people going on school shootings and Japan is still a better place than most places in the world.
The "restaurants with tipping" thing is enough to like this short
without*
Without, tipping is actually a bad thing, if u think otherwise ur just not educated on it, ofc a lot of people rely on tips to get by but in actuality and in like other sane countries the restaurants just pay employees a liveable wage so tips aren’t necessary
@@trackbbboyjack6909 tipping waiters is considered disrespectful to them.they take it like pity .
Tip is a bullshit. They are doing their job. Why do I pay them twice?@@trackbbboyjack6909
@@chandhunaveen1922then when they come to America, they should be very disrespectful and so lots of pity, and tip your sever .20% or more of the bill .
That will show them ,how wrong it is to take a tip.
I honestly thought this was going to be a dark joke at the end NGL
Me trying to microwave something at 3 AM: ...
The microwave: 🎶 🎶 🎶
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For real. The door to my microwave is already loud as hell. It wakes me up whenever someone uses it. I can’t imagine it singing too
😂😂😂😅
America: quite micro for gaining weight after 3 AM
I found super cool
This guy roasted America in a gentle way
😂😂😂
One was for Japanese culture.
The singing microwave and restroom instructions is not needed.
@@hemigoleo It is.
@@detective2221 are you stupid? All you have to do is pull down your pants and sit on A bowl and start pushing it’s not that hard
*Stop your people from commiting s**icde.
*Stop forcing your workers from being overworked
Please learn JAPAN
(Coming from a non-American)
* Hugging is normal and caring
* saying I love you too
* being less formal overall and not just pacient but relaxed
Their stricter rules and societal norms are the main reason all of the nice things he listed occur. America trades cleanliness and order for freedom and enjoyment I suppose.
Japan had high suicide rates in the 1980s but it has decreased a lot over the decades. Currently the US has a slightly higher suicide rate than Japan does.
the amount of reasons why I want to go to japan
Same
Jaoan is way better than he made it seem i was there 3 years and ive never had a second were i havent thought of going back it was the greatest thing ever
"Japanese work culture have joined the chat"
its starting to get just as bad here in the states lol
@Heeseungs5thMissingEarpod in japan, it's customary that working hours ends when your boss leaves.
yeah but the boss has no reason to do that@Heeseungs5thMissingEarpod
@Heeseungs5thMissingEarpodholidays are 2 days 😂
America is just as bad. many offices demand you stay overtime during busy periods. Japan is actually getting much better. I was chaotic a decade ago but now workers just aren't taking it. I worked a well known financial intuition in the usa and the only time off is when the stock market closed.
Imagine trying to get a snack at 2 am and ur microwave starts singing
Ur parents coming to whoop ur ass bro
Lol
😂 😂 😂😂
Imagine trying to get a snack at 2 am and the barrel of a gun starts singing 😵💫 oh America
@@themayhemera3046how often does this happen?
Imagine somebody say you're the reasons why toilets have instructions 😭😭
Bro called America a slum area in 1000 languages 💀💀
Slum thanks to the 13% and the corny, cocky, unpaitent white dudes and the lawless street vendors
Radioactive effect
Its 1 language dumbass
Because you're living in a slum if your microwave doesn't fucking sing to you okay.