@@XxVoidxX0 true it’s definitely not right what he did. I feel kinda sorry for him but then not. And I think he also has a wife so that’s gonna be a weird chat 💀
Fall counter! (spoilers I guess) 4:59 Matt 101m 7:58 Puffer 120m 8:23 Matt 91m 9:44 Puffer 4m 11:55 Puffer 140m 13:06 John 100m 15:06 John 120m 16:33 Smii7y 96m 26:28 Matt 215m 28:55 John 56m 38:36 John 77m 41:09 Matt 3m 49:49 Matt 113m 51:18 Smii7y 93m 59:02 John 49m 1:02:28 John 49m 1:05:28 John 220m 1:06:55 John 84m 1:10:35 Smii7y 498m 1:11:09 Puffer 145m 1:12:58 John 93m 1:13:38 Puffer 150m 1:14:42 Smii7y 363m At this point they discovered checkpoints and fall distance becomes largely irrelevant and unmeasurable 1:15:23 John 1:15:45 Puffer 1:16:15 Matt 1:29:33 Puffer 1:32:16 Matt 1:23:30 John 1:42:40 Matt 1:43:49 John 1:48:09 Matt 1:48:39 Puffer 1:48:52 Smii7y 1:49:28 John 1:52:28 Puffer 1:58:30 Matt 1:59:30 John 2:02:34 Puffer 2:06:23 Puffer 2:09:50 John 2:12:44 John 2:16:32 Puffer I aint counting all the "pipe" 2:19:20 Smii7y 2:20:00 Smii7y 2:27:41 Smii7y 2:29:25 Matt 2:31:02 Smii7y 2:36:44 Puffer 2:37:19 John 2:37:30 Smii7y 2:37:42 Matt 2:45:00 Matt 2:45:15 Puffer 2:45:45 Puffer 2:47:10 John 2:49:51 Matt 2:50:56 John 2:53:51 Puffer 2:54:09 John 2:58:22 John 3:00:56 John 3:07:27 Puffer 3:10:03 Puffer 3:10:44 Matt 3:10:55 John x2 (cut out) 3:12:30 Puffer 3:12:50 John 3:13:25 John 3:13:34 Puffer (cut out) 3:13:51 Matt Totals: Smii7y- 10 falls, 1050m Matt- 16 falls, 523m Puffer- 20 falls, 559m John- 29 falls, 848m
@@twilightnawi1194 you really don't have to though. the chain's long enough to just go on the countdown. going on TWO instead of one is definitely unnecessary
@@holy.water. he's got his emotional support goth girl in the comments too, man's fortified fr though they ragged on him a bit more than he deserved. he was impatient at times but he got a LOT of flack for Matt's numerous mistakes too
Currently in the hospital under observation because our baby boy decided to scare us with early contractions. Three hours is perfect to beat the boredom in here
Kryoz refusing to cooporate or just doing his own thing and expecting everyone to follow him was probably the single largest cause of failure for this whole session
does anyone know why he has been in so many videos across so many channels lately? i prefer content without him because he’s just legitimately too much and haven’t been watching a lot lately but it doesn’t seem like it’s ending any time soon
@jos_targaryen John has been a part of this large creator group for years, and I'm pretty sure him, smii7y, and blarg have been friends since before RUclips or at least since the very early days of all of their channels. I personally haven't noticed him being in more videos, but if I had to guess it would be availability and what games they want to play atm
@@angrytravisscott3534 Hard disagree, I always love his jokes and brand of humor. I think every video's improved by a John perspective. Always really disliked puffer though. He's consistently the biggest dick in the group and I always felt he was just tagging along with the big channels. Edit: I think I meant more that he takes it too seriously most of the time.
I remember when Smii7y first learned what a dingleberry was. I think it was a warzone video, "Is that what you call your balls?" I think he said something like that lol
Me: oh hey a blarg video! Me: That intro clip's pretty funny, lemme watch this before the lethal vids Me: _holy crap its 3h long_ (this finna be a banger)
I’ve had raycons for almost a year now and I accidentally went swimming with them and they still work perfectly fine, but I had washed my AirPods (less than 5 minutes) and they stopped working. And I have Mr. Blarg to thank for getting me on the raycons :)
Why tf does the voice of Satan in this game remind me of that "Today is Monday, which means that Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity." voice
@@Heroo01 the amount of time that the viewer watches the video, including the ad sponsor doesn’t matter how long, determines the “viewer retention rate” and if it’s low the algorithm stops showing your shit
1:55:58 The deeper hell seemed much worse because you had to come back a long distance every time you missed a jump, having to re-do everything and having more chances to fall again on the way going back even more, before you turned the checkpoint system to toddler mode.
@@Heroo01 Thank You, I Didn't Know How To Spell It, and Right Down The Road From Me, There's This Place Called Sevierville lol Thanks I knew it wasn't right...😅
Honestly didn’t realize this was a a 3 hour long video but I clicked on it right as my three hour flight started, so I’m not complaining-thank you in fact :)
I thought Puffer and Smii7y that would be the ones to lead the group… but after the 4-6th time going back up I realize they’re all sharing the one brain cell 😂
man youtube autoplayed this from a kryoz video, and I was listening for 15 minutes and then I tabbed over to see how long it was and I did not expect three hours of this
Go to buyraycon.com/blarg for 15% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon.
Do you really wear those raycons in your own time?
did you forget to have someone edit the footage? i bet i can eat 12 hot dogs faster than you.
Doesn't give me free shipping!
Get that bag blarg that being said: raycon is overpriced with/without the promo code
I got a pair, I use them all day at work.
That thumbnail is actually insane… I love it
Is it wrong tho?
@@XxVoidxX0Not one bit.
@@XxVoidxX0 true it’s definitely not right what he did. I feel kinda sorry for him but then not. And I think he also has a wife so that’s gonna be a weird chat 💀
@@Tru_faze201what did he do? I don't pay attention to much things unless it's guns, beer or lawnmowers
@rebelborn Dr.disrespect talked to a minor in twitch wispers
Fall counter! (spoilers I guess)
4:59 Matt 101m
7:58 Puffer 120m
8:23 Matt 91m
9:44 Puffer 4m
11:55 Puffer 140m
13:06 John 100m
15:06 John 120m
16:33 Smii7y 96m
26:28 Matt 215m
28:55 John 56m
38:36 John 77m
41:09 Matt 3m
49:49 Matt 113m
51:18 Smii7y 93m
59:02 John 49m
1:02:28 John 49m
1:05:28 John 220m
1:06:55 John 84m
1:10:35 Smii7y 498m
1:11:09 Puffer 145m
1:12:58 John 93m
1:13:38 Puffer 150m
1:14:42 Smii7y 363m
At this point they discovered checkpoints and fall distance becomes largely irrelevant and unmeasurable
1:15:23 John
1:15:45 Puffer
1:16:15 Matt
1:29:33 Puffer
1:32:16 Matt
1:23:30 John
1:42:40 Matt
1:43:49 John
1:48:09 Matt
1:48:39 Puffer
1:48:52 Smii7y
1:49:28 John
1:52:28 Puffer
1:58:30 Matt
1:59:30 John
2:02:34 Puffer
2:06:23 Puffer
2:09:50 John
2:12:44 John
2:16:32 Puffer
I aint counting all the "pipe"
2:19:20 Smii7y
2:20:00 Smii7y
2:27:41 Smii7y
2:29:25 Matt
2:31:02 Smii7y
2:36:44 Puffer
2:37:19 John
2:37:30 Smii7y
2:37:42 Matt
2:45:00 Matt
2:45:15 Puffer
2:45:45 Puffer
2:47:10 John
2:49:51 Matt
2:50:56 John
2:53:51 Puffer
2:54:09 John
2:58:22 John
3:00:56 John
3:07:27 Puffer
3:10:03 Puffer
3:10:44 Matt
3:10:55 John x2 (cut out)
3:12:30 Puffer
3:12:50 John
3:13:25 John
3:13:34 Puffer (cut out)
3:13:51 Matt
Totals:
Smii7y- 10 falls, 1050m
Matt- 16 falls, 523m
Puffer- 20 falls, 559m
John- 29 falls, 848m
You are insane.
Bro is that guy
Smii7y deceptively doing the most damage despite the fewest falls is pretty funny
It's crazy how smii7y fell the least, but somehow fell the most
looks like we caught bro during his hyper fixation lmao
Smii7y: "This is the next 30 minutes so get used to it..."
**Me staring at the 3rd hour timestamp**
It was 30 minutes- six times over
Fell asleep 15 mins into the video. Woke up at 1:01:32 and they have not gotten any better 😂
Holy a fat 3 hour frog
i was flabbergasted
Me personally I was Farblefarded@@adam4524
how the hell is it edited and still 3 hours wild
@@souljaboy.6668 this game only works longform unless you cut out like 99% of the progress lmao
LOL I just now clicked on it and had no idea it was 3 hours till I read this😆Noice
Matt jumping on "2" every single countdown is absolutely killing me
To be fair, he's probably trying to make up for latency
@@twilightnawi1194 you really don't have to though. the chain's long enough to just go on the countdown. going on TWO instead of one is definitely unnecessary
@@Heroo01 I mean, they ALL do it too, not just Matt
I had to do a double take if the video was actually 3 hours long. Looks like im gonna have to watch this over the weekend.
Imma be watching it in one night no worries
3 hours of blarg, with face cam, and the boys...ive never been more ready to lock in.
everyone was mad but kryoz provided the much needed role of the antagonist
That's what I'm sayin bro
Exactly
The villain
49:01 “no way people watch this video and are on John’s side”.
John actively giving the viewers aids
3 hours of everyone yelling at Kryoz
3 hours of Kryoz deserving to be yelled at
@@Heroo01 oh I agree
its chill he’s into that
Am I the only one who think kryoz is a bit of an ass
@@holy.water. he's got his emotional support goth girl in the comments too, man's fortified
fr though they ragged on him a bit more than he deserved. he was impatient at times but he got a LOT of flack for Matt's numerous mistakes too
You already are in Hell when your in GTA online with soup
Hey we have the same name
Kinda
you're
@@cornsog No, you don't.
"You're already are" lol, gotta lose the 're or are.
SMii7Y’s title be like
“HELL WITH THREE IDIOTS”
would be absolutely real.
Four idiots would be more accurate
@@chrisdonnell7200 goddamn it, beat me to it
Beating hell with 1 collective brain cell
And it will be like 15 minutes with sub and like begging
Casual 3hr vid 💀
Aint never in my life seen him post something over an hour lol
This is NOT the VOD channel
I thought he just posted this unedited
nah this isn't casual this gotta be competitive
@@josephgavlek3419 His Mario Party videos
I like how Blarg identified a specific part of the intested and the rest of them "tf is that" 😭 itches my brain, huge hyperfixation on anatomy
I realize why I love this group. This is legitimately the banter I have with friends.
I love how Grizzy's team does it super serious, always counting, taking it slow. While this is just RUSH B DO NOT STOP
“Your bit is to annoy everyone and it’s not funny”
Me, cry laughing
Doc did what he had to just so blarg could have an incredible thumbnail
Kyroz bit was really effective, it piss me off perfectly well 🤣🤣
3 hours of kryoz having timing skill issues
Tbh I've been avoiding videos on this game, but a 3 hour video got my interest. 40 minutes in and I'm loving it
This game has awesome videos, It was so easy for me to edit it aswell
3 HOUR BLARGE VIDEO?? LETS GOOOO
Currently in the hospital under observation because our baby boy decided to scare us with early contractions. Three hours is perfect to beat the boredom in here
Hope the best for your baby
@@o-..- thank you
Kryoz refusing to cooporate or just doing his own thing and expecting everyone to follow him was probably the single largest cause of failure for this whole session
does anyone know why he has been in so many videos across so many channels lately? i prefer content without him because he’s just legitimately too much and haven’t been watching a lot lately but it doesn’t seem like it’s ending any time soon
@jos_targaryen John has been a part of this large creator group for years, and I'm pretty sure him, smii7y, and blarg have been friends since before RUclips or at least since the very early days of all of their channels. I personally haven't noticed him being in more videos, but if I had to guess it would be availability and what games they want to play atm
@@jos_targaryenyeah he just feels like a placeholder most of the time. Its like he doesn't add anything to the session, hes just kind of there
@@angrytravisscott3534 Hard disagree, I always love his jokes and brand of humor. I think every video's improved by a John perspective.
Always really disliked puffer though. He's consistently the biggest dick in the group and I always felt he was just tagging along with the big channels.
Edit: I think I meant more that he takes it too seriously most of the time.
@@Heroo01 He has his own following, and is good at most games he plays.
Dr. Disrespect getting disrespected in everybody's thumbnail 💀💀
Rightfully so
yea, that tends to happen when you Disrespect minors lmao
2:03 Smitty “this is the next 30 minutes so get used to it”
Little did he know it would be almost 3 hours…
7:40 Man I must be old... they comparing that to Mario Sunshine, meanwhile I'm comparing it to Super Mario World on the SNES 😅
13:05 - Four people, only one brain cell.
i love that over all he only cut out less then an hour of footage
3 hours of content!?, has god come down from the heavens to bless us with this beautiful video!?
no hell…. literally….
I was watching it thinking It’d be the video watch before bed but then I I’d noticed it’s 3 hours and 17 minutes haha okay, we’ll finish tomorrow.
Watching these four play together was hilarious! Hoping for more shared sessions :)
Love how puffer immediately blamed everyone and said he hates them for something he did😂 37:30
Actually can't get over how funny you are! ❤ your content my guy
twink
John is giving me anxiety lol
A blarg a day keeps my sanity at bay
you guys have like maybe 10% coordination collectively it's fantastic
Glad you posted most of the session. watching this live was nutty.
How long was the live?? 🤔😂
- I missed it 😮🥲
4 to 4.5 hours
3 hour video to end my night. this is a great day
I remember when Smii7y first learned what a dingleberry was. I think it was a warzone video, "Is that what you call your balls?" I think he said something like that lol
THREE HOURS?! LET’s GOOOO
Me: oh hey a blarg video!
Me: That intro clip's pretty funny, lemme watch this before the lethal vids
Me: _holy crap its 3h long_ (this finna be a banger)
3 HOURS?! Dude, my friends and I would've killed each other after 5 minutes playing this
2:41:33 bold to lie when u recorded it. caught red handed Kryoz was right all along
Bro my eyes about popped out of my head when I realized this video was over 3 hours. Anyway, love your content man, keep up the good work👍
This is litterally the funniest thing ive seen in a long time
I’ve had raycons for almost a year now and I accidentally went swimming with them and they still work perfectly fine, but I had washed my AirPods (less than 5 minutes) and they stopped working. And I have Mr. Blarg to thank for getting me on the raycons :)
bro is just absolutely clueless about electronics and water lmao
@@Heroo01 well my raycons were in my bra, so yeah I forgot about em. My airports were in my sweatshirt pocket. I’m not clueless just a dumbass
I love that they have the same issues grizzy retrix pezzy and droid had on the moving lasers and the spacing 😂
Why tf does the voice of Satan in this game remind me of that "Today is Monday, which means that Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity." voice
Pipe? Pipe? we on the pipe? get on the pipe? pipe? pipe? pipe! get on the pipe? on the pipe!
Yes. Please more long form content. I just realized this is 3hrs and am so so so happy
I like the face cam ad sponsors. Makes me feel like he’s actually talking to us and not JUST trying to be a salesperson in a sense
im genuinely amazed so many people still watch sponsor segments lmao. the extension is free bruh
@@Heroo01 the amount of time that the viewer watches the video, including the ad sponsor doesn’t matter how long, determines the “viewer retention rate” and if it’s low the algorithm stops showing your shit
BLARG ON TRENDING WOOOOO
i can’t believe i just sat here and watched them do this for 3 and a half hours
3 hours of smii7y and john arguing 🤣😭❤️
Listening and watching the video using the everyday raycons... kids are being excessively noisy, and the noise cancelation is so helpful.
Everyone has fried attention spans, 3 hours is a God send. Finishing this in 1 sitting.
1:55:58 The deeper hell seemed much worse because you had to come back a long distance every time you missed a jump, having to re-do everything and having more chances to fall again on the way going back even more, before you turned the checkpoint system to toddler mode.
1 hour and 13 minutes in I check how much video is left and I feel blessed
This longer than that one guy who did a movie where people were from Ireland
I'm only an hour in and about to burst a blood vessel from laughing dear god
By far this was the funniest video I have seen. These 3 hours were fucking golden
10:16 the would be Mr Mosquito on the PS2
Blarg out here uploading whole movies outta nowhere
Blard lost a lot of weight and put all of it in this video.
I eat snails
french
real
bonjour
this is how jhon become villain
oh my god im nearly 40 minutes in i cannot finish this video dude this is stressing me tf outttt
Awesome, time to watch this on 20 open tabs on 2x speed.
This Game Gives Me Severe Anxiety Funny Moments! 😬
severe
@@Heroo01 Thank You, I Didn't Know How To Spell It, and Right Down The Road From Me, There's This Place Called Sevierville lol Thanks I knew it wasn't right...😅
3 hour blarg video. Today's gonna be a good day
2:44:25 matt just casually dropping the dracula flow references 😂
3 hours of John giving people aneurysm
we have been blessed with a 3 hour Blarg video
I want blarg to play this with the rest of the goons just so soup and him can yell at Mcnasty for over an hour
LMAOOO 😭THE INTRO. UNHINGED AND NO FILTER. 💀
The “sorry ninja” killed me 😂😂😂
bro just seeing the sanity leave you guys was great like bro. this made my day
2:00 "next 30 Minutes".... Yeah ok buddy 👍
This brings me back to war zone madness. Love it 😂
Honestly didn’t realize this was a a 3 hour long video but I clicked on it right as my three hour flight started, so I’m not complaining-thank you in fact :)
1:14:39 Smii7y should have known better than to say "I don't think you'll do it" to *John*
Literally could not stop laughing, bomb as video fr
You know it’s a good day when u have 3 hours of blerg
I don’t think I’m the only one who wants more long form content, even if it’s a separate channel
I thought Puffer and Smii7y that would be the ones to lead the group… but after the 4-6th time going back up I realize they’re all sharing the one brain cell 😂
As soon as I watch this live I knew that almost all of it well be included in the video 😂 just like puffer
I would not have the patience to deal with John playing this game
Crazy thumbnail, it's really good😂
This game and this group is the ultimate in chaos. Love it 😂😂😂
man youtube autoplayed this from a kryoz video, and I was listening for 15 minutes and then I tabbed over to see how long it was and I did not expect three hours of this
Bro I saw you do that with a can and then tried and failed, what kind of thing have you been doing man?!
matts laugh is hilarious
Smiity's fake laugh is like nails on a chalkboard
Are we just not gonna talk about how this 1 video is longer than most of the "Best of 'The Year'" videos
3 hour blarg video, oh boy oh boy my happiness has been fulfilled
Crazy thumbnail 😂
Edited 3 hour vid which is as long as a fucking vod is crazy. I love it
After watching all 3 hours of puffers video, I’m ready to watch it again from Matt’s pov
Then Dooo's PoV in 4 month, with him overlaying his voice and stealling smi77y's vod haha