Youtube Poop - Captain Hook Wins The Lottery

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @BaltoLonewolf
    @BaltoLonewolf 5 лет назад +130

    3:31 “We mustn’t annoy him!”
    _Accidentally Hammers Hook into the 6th dimension_

  • @Nkuilo890
    @Nkuilo890 10 лет назад +97

    I love how the ending scenes portrays Captain Hook as a light-hearted, good captain with a gentle temperament and a taste for adventure.

    • @TheThunderbirdZero
      @TheThunderbirdZero 10 месяцев назад +5

      Honestly, we need more characters like that in children's media.

  • @EloiseRaeCullen
    @EloiseRaeCullen 8 лет назад +99

    jesus christ this was my favorite video in my freshman year of high school. 7 years later in college, its still killing me.

    • @mollistewart5603
      @mollistewart5603 4 года назад +21

      This entire video was my highschool career I would yell “SMEEEEEEEEEE” to all my friends and they’d yell it back. Story time: This video is also the reason why I went full speed down a turning road on a bike with no breaks in the rain and when I realized there was no stopping I drug my feet on the ground and all my friend heard in the distance was my feet dragging on the road trying to stop and me yelling “SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE “

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 2 года назад +6

      Oh my gosh, Molli, you’re a legend.

    • @INeverWanted2010
      @INeverWanted2010 Год назад

      ​@@mollistewart5603LOL SMEEEEEEE

  • @TheBoyCrazies1
    @TheBoyCrazies1 9 лет назад +84

    range 42!
    range 42!
    eloration 61!
    range 42!
    3 degrees west!
    range 42!
    Stay low!!
    STAAAAYYY LOOOW!
    oh peter its just what ive dreamed of!
    *off in the distance an explosion* SMEEEEEE!!!
    I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SO MUCH!

    • @taylorm7777
      @taylorm7777 4 года назад +3

      Hello old comment of mine 😂😂

  • @13thVaRebel
    @13thVaRebel 8 лет назад +89

    4:55 Dramatic climax, followed by a heartrending ending. This sir is a YTP masterpiece.

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 4 года назад +4

      5:03 "Captain? ... " D:
      The one and only YTP that moved me to tears.

  • @haneenmomen7355
    @haneenmomen7355 10 лет назад +100

    1:07 even when hook dies he still blames it on smee

  • @anthonysansiveri6893
    @anthonysansiveri6893 3 года назад +38

    Captain Hook is probably one of the most hilarious Disney villains. Hands down.

  • @OrhtejTheGreat
    @OrhtejTheGreat 9 лет назад +45

    3:09; "Scurvy twat!"
    "Thank you, Captain!" 😂😂

  • @pherftheclown2631
    @pherftheclown2631 4 года назад +30

    I forgot how funny hearing Hook screaming Smee's name sounds when played over an explosion.
    Also,
    "For the last time, Mr. Smee, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @librariviera4581
    @librariviera4581 8 лет назад +87

    This, is true art.

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann Год назад +14

    Almost 15 years later & I can still quote entire parts of this video word for word

  • @NebulaMXC
    @NebulaMXC 11 лет назад +85

    SMEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!

  • @readwordsonpaper1782
    @readwordsonpaper1782 8 лет назад +37

    The seagull gets me every time lmao. 1:57

  • @Larakinerd
    @Larakinerd 14 лет назад +22

    I've watched the SMEEEEEE bit about 50 times now. Never gets old!

    • @Larakinerd
      @Larakinerd 3 года назад +4

      Hello past me!

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 2 года назад

      @@Larakinerd at 1:48 👀👀👀👀

  • @larasilvjk
    @larasilvjk 9 месяцев назад +5

    Im holding back tears this video is like 14 years and yet has me trying to supress my laugh in a bus 😭

  • @JanusHoW
    @JanusHoW 9 лет назад +69

    SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • @WreckingWood
    @WreckingWood 4 года назад +24

    Been like a decade since I have seen this last and still a gold masterpiece. And WOW! that ending. It's still the only YTP that made me tear up in legit sadness. That transcends it to legendary status.

    • @Larakinerd
      @Larakinerd 3 года назад

      I saw a comment I put on here 10 years ago… it’s mental.

  • @DylanThomasJurosovichXXX
    @DylanThomasJurosovichXXX 10 месяцев назад +1

    Holy butt slapping a cod fish this is definitely 1 of the most brilliant pure hilarity ytp’s i’ve ever seen in freaking years!

  • @Zice033
    @Zice033 9 лет назад +56

    Still more entertaining than PAN.

  • @TheHugofell
    @TheHugofell 11 лет назад +15

    One of my favourite YTPs. on a parr with TheRumChums tea,Cheese, envelopes and sex.
    every credit.
    HORSES!!!!

  • @imdascottman6853
    @imdascottman6853 9 лет назад +36

    "And now, which will it be? The pen or the pen?"
    XD

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 9 лет назад

      If I had the choice I'd pick the pen. 😅

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 9 лет назад

      The second one (original: "the plank")

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 9 лет назад

      But which pen?

    • @imdascottman6853
      @imdascottman6853 9 лет назад

      +Beneko '11 I too would choose the pen.

    • @tribot9688
      @tribot9688 8 лет назад +1

      But not the stick. XD

  • @DoragonFakuh
    @DoragonFakuh 11 лет назад +71

    God dammit Smee, you had one job

  • @jackappleton8167
    @jackappleton8167 11 лет назад +41

    Oh god Smee, what have you done...

  • @StarWarsStory
    @StarWarsStory 4 года назад +9

    4:24Don't mind me, Personal bookmark.

  • @larasilvjk
    @larasilvjk 9 месяцев назад +6

    4:36 THIS PART TOOK ME OUT 😭

  • @alexcasares5943
    @alexcasares5943 4 года назад +27

    2:38 I can't stop laughing! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 4 года назад +6

      *”S S S S S S M M M M M M E E E E E E E E E E E E E!!!”*

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 года назад

      He is dead 😂😂

  • @wtftv42
    @wtftv42 4 года назад +11

    Best summary of Peter Pan I’ve ever seen

  • @chriswalker2428
    @chriswalker2428 10 лет назад +6

    i dont know, when i get bored i get sad, and when that happens i come here and it makes life worth living.

  • @NerfedFalcon
    @NerfedFalcon 11 лет назад +12

    SPOILER WARNING
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    Kinda sad that he never got to spend the money he won in the lottery.

  • @Astralfirework
    @Astralfirework 14 лет назад +8

    "Those Redskins know this island better than I do me own SHIT!"
    After that point, I couldn't keep it together and just howled with laughter.

  • @vampireguy24
    @vampireguy24 9 лет назад +23

    Captain Hook is better than Quiet at sniping! He shot a jet pilot out of the air, with a flintlock pistol, with turbulence in mind, wind speed, air travel, position of pilot's head, and the pilot was taking evasive maneuvers! Not only that, HE DIDN'T LOOK!

    • @13thvarebel16
      @13thvarebel16 6 лет назад +7

      vampireguy24 So true...if you're Captain Hook quickscoping is mere child's play.

  • @vjpearce
    @vjpearce 12 лет назад +9

    Hook: Save me, Smee! Please don't let him get me, Smee!
    Smee: FU*K OFF!!
    Crocodile: *swims off*

  • @TheOneAndOnlyDoodlingFox
    @TheOneAndOnlyDoodlingFox 7 лет назад +10

    Still ones of the classics

  • @alexcasares7401
    @alexcasares7401 2 года назад +7

    2:38 Legend has it that Hook still shouted Smee

  • @darkraven5106
    @darkraven5106 11 месяцев назад +2

    5:04 Smee would plead guilty to 2nd Degree Murder and would be sent to Skull Island Prison. Although released early for good behavior, the killing of his Captain would haunt him for the rest of his life. Due to his connections with the Chief and his Daughter, Peter Pan was never tried for his envolvement and continued to have much influence in Neverland, never see justice for his crimes.

  • @Treemeadow
    @Treemeadow 2 года назад +3

    the final 52 seconds of this has been a meme in my family for over a decade
    and the first thing I knew i needed to send using the new clip feature

  • @SamOHea
    @SamOHea 6 лет назад +15

    “Horses?!” *Bang*

  • @TheBoyCrazies1
    @TheBoyCrazies1 9 лет назад +19

    i want that explosion SMEEEEEEEE as my ringtone.

    • @IzludeTingel
      @IzludeTingel 8 лет назад +3

      genius... absolute genius. i'm gonna do that right now xD

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 2 года назад

      Me too tbh-

  • @brandonhatch2154
    @brandonhatch2154 10 лет назад +12

    (Smee hides behind Hook when loud, nasty farts are heard)
    Hook: "Did you hear that?"
    Smee: "NO!"
    Sounds like he was denying some involvement, right? Haha!

  • @midnightdragon1055
    @midnightdragon1055 5 лет назад +4

    Telling the crocodile to fuck off never gets old XD

  • @Triumph101
    @Triumph101 4 года назад +15

    Love 1:01 where Hook has shot down a plane and his reaction likke "oh, f***..." when it's heading straight for him.

  • @cs2528
    @cs2528 3 года назад +6

    Rest in hook Captain peace.

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 2 года назад +1

      🗿🗿🗿🗿 AHAHAGA

  • @jmn327
    @jmn327 2 года назад +5

    Nothing against modern sentence mixers, but there's something great about coming back to classic style YTPs and taking in the sheer insanity.

  • @Mikhaillasar
    @Mikhaillasar 3 года назад +4

    That shocks my heart when Peter yells very loud as Captain Hook
    "For the last time Mr.Smee....UNDERSTAAAAAAAND !!!!?"

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 года назад

      "SCURVY *TWAT!"*
      "Thank u, captain!"

  • @bradyheitz5221
    @bradyheitz5221 10 лет назад +21

    5:05 Rest In Peace Captain James Hook.
    Murdered by Mr. Smee. 1953 - 1995 just a guess lol.

  • @turndownforwatt1788
    @turndownforwatt1788 9 лет назад +20

    So which will it be? The pen? Or the pen?

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 9 лет назад +7

      I guess I'll take the pen... whichever one that is.

  • @toothless26004
    @toothless26004 10 лет назад +13

    I like how Captain Hook actually looks like he's saying, "I'll be right back." My favourite part is when he says, "You, are a B****!" ROFL!!! :P

  • @Spyro_Synaes_Symbio_SPYR017
    @Spyro_Synaes_Symbio_SPYR017 8 лет назад +6

    I swear, I was almost moved during the sad piano music listening, after Captain Hook's death. R.I.P. Hook, Smee has much to be blamed.

  • @stuartgibson6357
    @stuartgibson6357 9 лет назад +13

    "SMEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E! Save me, Smee. Don't let him get me Smee please!"
    "FUCK OFF!" LOL
    "We mustn't annoy him." CLANG XD

  • @ArturoRodz
    @ArturoRodz 3 года назад +7

    2021 and still laughing at it

  • @disneylover6408
    @disneylover6408 6 лет назад +8

    0:11-0:15 My reaction to when I found out Sword Art Online: Alicization was being made into an Anime xxxooo

  • @joshfraley8019
    @joshfraley8019 9 лет назад +4

    There needs to be more youtube poops of Peter Pan screaming in anger.

  • @CashCurran
    @CashCurran 7 лет назад +3

    Did you hear that smee?
    ....No
    It goes perfectly with the look on his face. PERFECT I TELL YA!! Can't stop laughing at that one

  • @Ian16545
    @Ian16545 7 лет назад +5

    1:29 - On November 13th, Captain James Hook was asked to remove himself from his residence on the Lost Island. That request came from Peter Pan. In his heart he knew he was right, but he also knew one day he would return to Never Never Land. Having nowhere to go, he approached the home of his childhood friend (and current first mate), Mr. Smee. Earlier, Smee's wife had thrown him out, requesting he never return. Can two estranged pirates-one first mate and his superior-share a pirate ship without driving each other crazy?

  • @PapaHor
    @PapaHor 11 лет назад +21

    Captain hook:Smee don't let him get me please
    Snee:FUCK OFF!!

  • @spyrofrost9158
    @spyrofrost9158 8 лет назад +11

    "For the last time, Mr. Smee. A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H!!!!!"

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 года назад +1

      "Scurvy TWAT!"
      "Thank u, Captain!"

  • @Bartokassualtdude94
    @Bartokassualtdude94 10 лет назад +4

    1:58 Wasn't he humming "There and Back Again" from the LOTR soundtrack?

  • @kellyhyson4772
    @kellyhyson4772 6 лет назад +6

    @4:40: can I just say...this is a much nicer men's restroom than I expected to see on the Jolly Roger.

  • @toonifnt
    @toonifnt 12 лет назад +3

    "Oh, Peter. It's just like I've always dreamed."
    *BOOM*
    "SMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
    Cant...stop...laughing.

  • @Goji73
    @Goji73 14 лет назад +2

    Poor Captain Hook...
    "For years, the poor man's life had been tormented by the hellspawned child of Satan that crows and flies at his strife. Gone are the ways of a great man that inspired many with his perseverance and great mind of solving loopholes. He had fought great battles against Crocodiles and Evil Children, setting an unfathomable example for future pirates."
    "We will never forget you Captain Hook... We will never forget..."

  • @johncarpenter4551
    @johncarpenter4551 12 лет назад +2

    This is my new favorite youtube poop!

  • @joshfraley8019
    @joshfraley8019 9 лет назад +3

    I lost it when Peter Pan shouted out in anger! LOL!

  • @TheNobleScoundrel
    @TheNobleScoundrel 9 лет назад +8

    I loved the ending. RIP Hook.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 9 лет назад +4

      I'm afraid we've lost the dear captain.

  • @bradyheitz5221
    @bradyheitz5221 10 лет назад +9

    Lol captain hook playing a song about if god were alive and tinkerbell is just like wtf.

  • @coreyhelmling2066
    @coreyhelmling2066 9 лет назад +13

    R.I.P Captain

    • @zacharyskellington5356
      @zacharyskellington5356 3 года назад

      What's the name of the song that play when Hook dies at the end of the video?

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 3 года назад +1

      @@zacharyskellington5356 Edited version of this- /watch?v=svP7soh2kTQ

    • @zacharyskellington5356
      @zacharyskellington5356 3 года назад

      @@WreckingWood
      Awesome, thanks.

  • @LadyRevan7
    @LadyRevan7 12 лет назад +3

    "FUCK OFF!" XD
    2:45 LMAO
    love the Dr Evil piano part!
    awesome!

  • @cs2528
    @cs2528 3 года назад +3

    I was hoping that when Captain Hook was playing the piano, they would show different versions of that scene by making him play different songs, as if he was taking requests.

  • @CyanideSublime
    @CyanideSublime 6 лет назад +4

    2:36 : "SSSSSSSSSSMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

  • @SorcererDiZ
    @SorcererDiZ 10 лет назад +11

    3:28 BONG!!! XD

  • @TheLordExplodeon
    @TheLordExplodeon 14 лет назад +6

    I was laughing, but then the ending made me sad.

  • @FoxHero123
    @FoxHero123 14 лет назад +3

    1:00
    *shot pirate turns into falling*
    *big boom*
    SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    God i loled

  • @ciarangrainger2465
    @ciarangrainger2465 7 лет назад +3

    Range 42 *RANGE 42* Aviation 65 *RANGE 42* 3 degrees west *RANGE 42* steady now, STEADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. SMEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @BJRoes
    @BJRoes 12 лет назад +1

    5:03 "Sad Filmmusic" - Rene Osmanczyk

  • @marcusmedina1997
    @marcusmedina1997 10 лет назад

    That soft piano part at the end got me remembering all the other old Disney films and cartoons that I loved as a kid and still love today :'(...... Miss the good old days

  • @DrRipper19
    @DrRipper19 13 лет назад +2

    1:00
    SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @wiggerflickers
    @wiggerflickers 14 лет назад +1

    This was by far one of the funniest YTPs i have ever seen i like the part w/the nuke. So hilarious... lol.

  • @dangeradrian9632
    @dangeradrian9632 7 лет назад +2

    3:32 Never deal with the power of the Psicoquinetic Hammer

  • @Suixa
    @Suixa 13 лет назад +6

    *explosion* SMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
    x'D LMAO

  • @BenM64
    @BenM64 11 лет назад +1

    It would'a been funnier at the end if the "Funeral" music abruptly stopped and Mr.Smee just dropped his cannon into the water like he did in the original. XD

  • @CCBeZ17
    @CCBeZ17 11 лет назад +2

    "For the last time Mr. Smee
    UNDEEEEEEERSTAAAAAAAANNNND!!!?"

  • @gordonfan2769
    @gordonfan2769 3 года назад +2

    @ 2:48 : That was Wendy farting in Peter's face! 🤣
    #PeterIsTheVillain

  • @mevicky100
    @mevicky100 3 года назад +5

    1:00 - 1:12 has been my ringtone for years now

  • @persico45
    @persico45 14 лет назад +1

    THE WATERBOY PART WAS HILARIOUS

  • @SJTreeHugger
    @SJTreeHugger 12 лет назад +1

    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard XD Then again, a majority of your YTPs do that to me. Great job!!

  • @RyDaMoOnline
    @RyDaMoOnline 6 месяцев назад

    This has got to be my favourite after all this time 😂

  • @allthingsgood8265
    @allthingsgood8265 3 года назад +3

    I died when smee said f*ck off!! Lmao

  • @Gertilish
    @Gertilish  12 лет назад

    It's East West E Major by Rene Osmanczyk (it's on youtube)

  • @rjakobi
    @rjakobi 7 лет назад +3

    Still funny after seven years.

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 13 лет назад +4

    I laughed at the sound the sword made. :D

  • @pacificgrim4661
    @pacificgrim4661 7 лет назад +3

    Wow, at least in the end, Smee has better aim than hook at shooting a person instead of a plane.

  • @Oddtom121
    @Oddtom121 10 лет назад +4

    0:48-1:11 My sides, my lungs, all gone!

  • @xaptus
    @xaptus 5 лет назад +7

    0:09 This will never not be funny

  • @Loganthebrony2006
    @Loganthebrony2006 7 месяцев назад +1

    3:05 EARRAPE HURTS MY EARS 😣😣😣.

  • @james739123
    @james739123 14 лет назад +1

    1:00 to 1:12
    if that was in 3D, i would whach hook fly over my head with a blank face and then a look of cureosety

  • @Gertilish
    @Gertilish  14 лет назад

    @Paytaahh Its called Sad Film Music

  • @allthingsgood8265
    @allthingsgood8265 3 года назад +1

    The labamba joke made me laugh so hard.lolololol

  • @fallout3fan623
    @fallout3fan623 8 лет назад +2

    2:46 Whats this from?

  • @TheDukeOfZill
    @TheDukeOfZill 5 лет назад

    explosion SMEEEEEEE XD this vid shall NEVER be forgotten

  • @The_Ronster_Drawz
    @The_Ronster_Drawz 3 года назад +2

    3:06 I now know what hell sounds like

  • @SeverusSinSnape14
    @SeverusSinSnape14 11 лет назад

    IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE SONG IS AT 4:50, THIS IS THE TITLE, just search for it on youtube: East West E Major (from rescored Forrest Gump Scene)