The Ruined Sliver | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 104

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 4 года назад +4767

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    0:20 Ashley’s truth
    2:25 Kiss Liam, Marry Marisha, Kill Taliesin (he’s just going to come back)
    3:40 CRapp
    5:10 Intro cinematic
    6:50 Episode Starts
    9:15 We don’t have to recap all of this
    10:00 Recap Ends
    12:15 Let’s just do things
    16:40 Beating up Caduceus
    26:00 Veth has had practice killing Caduceus
    26:35 Caduceus is okay
    35:45 The Wildmother comes through
    37:30 Vokodo backstory
    44:15 Giant astral trenchcoat
    49:40 Different cult, hopefully this one ends better
    51:30 Underwear gnomes
    57:35 Ball Edens
    58:40 Nein Heroz
    1:00:20 Hey Siri
    1:01:25 Moving the map
    1:05:30 A great plan
    1:08:35 Simple plan
    1:09:40 Parchment, Boulder, Sheers
    1:11:30 Flying lesbians
    1:13:00 Too loopy to keep going
    1:14:10 Break Starts
    1:18:00 Art Montage
    1:31:05 Break Ends
    1:42:55 Cadspruceus
    1:45:55 Caduceus can’t count seasons
    1:46:40 Don’t miss the forest for the trees
    1:52:55 28 trees later (you don’t need legs to be fast)
    1:56:35 The treants cover their wood
    2:07:35 Initiative and Map out
    2:12:15 Beau doesn’t negotiate with spirits
    2:15:10 Veth shocks herself
    2:29:50 DiBeaumacy
    2:31:45 Veth rubs one out
    2:38:15 It’s been awhile
    2:45:05 HDYWTDT
    2:47:00 Veth fixes her bow
    2:49:30 The sarcophagus tower
    3:13:15 Laura gets wrecked by a sarcophagus… again
    3:19:50 Matt scolds the party
    3:23:40 Sam speaks directly to the comment section
    3:25:40 We’re a DnD party, of course we’ll accidentally kill some people
    3:28:05 You know, it’s kind of just luck that M9 hasn’t killed a lot MORE innocents
    3:29:15 Shadowfell ice cream is the best
    3:30:15 Aggressive stealth
    3:51:55 Violence is the answer
    3:55:20 Episode Ends
    The in-game start date for the episode was the 19th of Unndilar 836. Sam’s flask says “Me trying to figure out what will be funny in the future” with the ‘thinking’ meme over pictures of Sam.
    I’ve been going through Matt Colville’s Chain of Acheron campaign that came out last year. I fell off of it pretty fast when they came out, but I think they’re actually really good. Strong recommend if you have room in your DnD diet.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

  • @elijahh2220
    @elijahh2220 4 года назад +4475

    Fun fact: The Mighty Nein has now lost 28 mounts (25 horses and 3 moorbounders) and 2 boats.

    • @Flowertot
      @Flowertot 4 года назад +87

      F

    • @robertj7414
      @robertj7414 4 года назад +83

      Fun fact: boats are not mounts. They are vehicles.

    • @squatdiddly2120
      @squatdiddly2120 4 года назад +462

      @@robertj7414 he did not count the boats as mounts

    • @robertj7414
      @robertj7414 4 года назад +509

      @@squatdiddly2120 Another fun fact: i misunderstand shit a lot. I think it may be a problem.

    • @TodlicheVerwuste
      @TodlicheVerwuste 4 года назад +105

      And 1 pet outside Nicodranis

  • @actor765
    @actor765 4 года назад +3301

    "We've Learned Nothing, tomorrow we kill a god." Should just be the mighty nein catch phrase.

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 3 года назад +64

      They really are the big NOPE

    • @BeinIan
      @BeinIan 3 года назад +113

      "Oops, missed a chance to gain some allies. Killed my whole family."
      "We've learned nothing, tomorrow we throw a God under a bus."

    • @bradysivers2393
      @bradysivers2393 3 года назад +108

      That and “That really felt like there was a lesson here, and I'm pretty sure we haven't learned it.”

    • @God-qi1fr
      @God-qi1fr 3 года назад +69

      "Oh no its again"

    • @timlorenzo3257
      @timlorenzo3257 3 года назад +4

      Bo is such a murder hobo

  • @herz5159
    @herz5159 4 года назад +4998

    The critical role cast laughing so hard they had to go on break early is the best thing ever

    • @einar_476
      @einar_476 4 года назад +161

      They're super giggly from the get go this time, they can hardly keep it together.

    • @kirkwagner461
      @kirkwagner461 4 года назад +121

      Completely agree. So glad the massive fund raisin hasn't erased the silly. Honestly, so glad about that!

    • @garrettmartin4750
      @garrettmartin4750 4 года назад +255

      I was crying for laughter myself. So much humor in a small moment killed me. I died when Caleb said, "I am good with mathematics, and to think that you can determine the direction you fly out of a geyser is ludicrous." And Travis laughing like a school girl, I just really needed this episode after a long long week at work. Thanks CR.

    • @chrisb4726
      @chrisb4726 4 года назад +43

      @@garrettmartin4750 Yeah, what a blessing this chucklestorm was.

    • @DurdleDers
      @DurdleDers 4 года назад +50

      I was watching while smoking, and I couldn't help but think they all smoked a big fattie before sitting down lol

  • @zaza_ink
    @zaza_ink Год назад +608

    1:04:03 Viliya: I don’t mean to interject in your group conversation-“
    Fjord: “You really should.”

    • @Foxyscribbles
      @Foxyscribbles Год назад +34

      Like please we clearly need adult supervision.

    • @NaivokWolves
      @NaivokWolves Год назад +16

      When the DM is glad the party brought a sound and sane NPC with them so he doesn't have to metagame their stupidity.

  • @TGK1rk
    @TGK1rk 4 года назад +3189

    Matt’s face during the “waterfall plan” is the face of every dm while they contemplate the next campaign after a tpk

    • @OzvenomDnD
      @OzvenomDnD 4 года назад +124

      "I hope no one makes a Monk..."

    • @MravacKid
      @MravacKid 4 года назад +87

      General DM rules to follow:
      - no monks
      - no chaotic neutrals
      - no psionics

    • @JeshieWafflez
      @JeshieWafflez 4 года назад +44

      The waterfall plan was genius, and they should've went with it.

    • @Bruh-vi7dk
      @Bruh-vi7dk 3 года назад +10

      @@OzvenomDnD I'm new to dnd,
      Why are these things not allowed? (Or joked as not being allowed)

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 3 года назад +35

      @@Bruh-vi7dk On guesses
      1: monks have a lot of BS they can pull off (as do most classes, but it’s reached a point where it’s a common practice for ‘someone’ to be a monk, I think)
      2: “chaotic neutrals” allegedly (all secondhand experience for me) use their “technically not evil but also technically not law-abiding” status to basically become Raiders (or “player character bandits without actually being labeled bandits” I guess?)
      3: psionics... I don’t even have hearsay to go on, but I’ll guess it amounts to how people might mistake that for “basically” being Charles Xavier/Jean Grey/Emma Frost a la X-Men (with all the “well, no” that might entail).

  • @kelsey9114
    @kelsey9114 4 года назад +2937

    me the past few episodes: Taliesin is rolling so poorly, poor Caduceus!
    me this episode: Taliesin is rolling so poorly thank CHRIST

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 года назад +53

      follow that fly!

    • @Blacksun9833
      @Blacksun9833 4 года назад +19

      @@jesterssketchbook just saying love your channel

    • @kb9qne163
      @kb9qne163 4 года назад +34

      Its the rng from Percy

    • @mdanderssonupurs
      @mdanderssonupurs 4 года назад +42

      he can see it all with his perception... can he do anything about it? NO

    • @joshyboy1983
      @joshyboy1983 4 года назад +26

      Cad is the Anti-Percy & I LOVE IT!!!

  • @nicholasdryden5182
    @nicholasdryden5182 4 года назад +1454

    "I was firing warning shots."
    "Directly into your face."
    I think is my all time favorite exchange so far this campaign.

    • @scarylion1roar
      @scarylion1roar 4 года назад +50

      "so I fired two warning shots... in. To. His. Head."

    • @Sarcazzer
      @Sarcazzer 4 года назад +61

      @@scarylion1roar You inspired me to spend too much time on this:
      Pop, two, squish, uh-uh, Kravaraad, Nydoorin
      Pop, two, squish, uh-uh, Kravaraad, Nydoorin
      You know how people have these little habits that get you down
      Like Beauregard
      Beauregard, she liked to flurry her blows
      No, not flurry, pop
      So I came home this one day
      And I'm really irritated
      And I'm looking for a little bit o' sympathy
      And there's Beauregard lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and flurryin'
      No, not flurryin'
      Poppin'
      So, I said to her, I said "You pop that blow one more time"
      And she did
      So I took the crossbow off the wall
      And I fired two warning shots
      Into her head
      [chorus]
      I met Nott the Brave from Felderwin about two years ago
      And she told me she was single
      And she hit on my minotaur abs right away
      So, we started living together
      She'd go to work, she'd come home
      I'd fix her a drink, and then another drink
      And then I found out
      "Single" she told me
      Single, my ass
      Not only was she married
      Oh no, she had two husbands
      One of those Halflings, you know
      So that night when she came home from work
      I fixed her her drink as usual
      You know, some gals just can't hold their arsenic
      [chorus]
      Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
      Carvin' up a chicken for dinner
      Minding my own business
      In storms my wife Jester in a jealous rage
      "You been letting me think you’re a god!, " she says
      She was crazy
      And she kept on screamin'
      "You poopin?"
      And then she ran into my knife
      She ran into my knife ten times
      [chorus]
      Was suche ich hier?
      Lassen Sie mich sagen, dass mein berühmter Bewohner meinen Mann gefangen genommen hat
      Und ich schlug mir auf den Kopf
      Aber es ist nicht wahr
      ich bin unschuldig
      Ich weiß es nicht
      Weil Onkel Ickythorope sagt, dass ich es getan habe
      Ich habe es versucht
      Zur Polizei, aber sie haben es nicht verstanden
      -Yeah, but did you do it?
      Uh uh, not guilty!
      My brother, Ford and I had this double act
      And my wife, the Wildmother traveled round with us
      Now, for the last number in our act
      We did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row
      One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles
      Back flips, flip flops
      One right after the other
      So this one night before the show we are down at the Kravaraad Forge
      The three of us, boozin'
      Havin' a few laughs
      And we ran out of tea
      So I go out to get some
      I come back, open the door
      And there's Ford and the Wildmother
      Doing number seventeen
      The seaweed cocoon
      Well, I was in such a state of shock
      I completely pinked out, I can't remember a thing
      It wasn't until later
      When I was washing the blood off my hands
      I even knew they were dead
      [chorus]
      I loved Yasha Nydoorin
      More than I can possibly say
      She was a real artistic gal
      Sensitive, a harpist
      But she was always trying to find herself
      She'd go out every night looking for herself
      And on the way
      She found Obann
      Jourrael
      And the Laughing Hand
      I guess you could say we broke up
      Because of artistic differences
      She saw herself as alive
      And I saw her dead
      [chorus]

    • @scarylion1roar
      @scarylion1roar 4 года назад +3

      @@Sarcazzer this is amazing! I want to be your friend

    • @aeronalto1065
      @aeronalto1065 3 года назад +4

      @@Sarcazzer Absolutely beautiful. I frickin' love this song, and parodies of it are near and dear to my heart. I wanna animate this.

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher 3 года назад +3

      @@Sarcazzer Beautiful, you put so much damn effort into this but it doesn't have the recognition it deserves. Also missed opportunity to direct 'The dirty bum bum bum" at Caleb, but adding the chorus woulda been too much. Absolutely inspired idea to use Zemnian, that was great.

  • @pandemoniumwatchesstuff3817
    @pandemoniumwatchesstuff3817 2 года назад +1803

    I will never get over Caleb saying "I grab the lesbians and take off"
    Even a year later

    • @DerpGnome
      @DerpGnome 2 года назад +38

      Sounds like a normal Friday night lol

    • @Im-Not-a-Dog
      @Im-Not-a-Dog 2 года назад +159

      _In Zemnian Accent_
      "Come my lesbians! Let us fly avay!"

    • @garyjorgensen992
      @garyjorgensen992 2 года назад +29

      Even seeing this comment beforehand, I was NOT ready 😂😂😂

    • @danhays307
      @danhays307 Год назад +5

      Priorites

    • @samanthaapplegarth6286
      @samanthaapplegarth6286 Год назад +15

      1:11:31 😂

  • @Thndrcougrfalcnbrd
    @Thndrcougrfalcnbrd 4 года назад +2857

    I wonder if Matt was sitting there watching Moana, having already created the island of Rumblecusp and all its secrets, and seeing the scene where Moana finds the cavern full of boats hidden behind the waterfall and thought “Sonofabitch...”

    • @redcaptain2082
      @redcaptain2082 4 года назад +277

      This is the curse of the DM

    • @sheldorf11
      @sheldorf11 4 года назад +127

      I have felt that feeling from watching this show a number of times.

    • @heikesiegl2640
      @heikesiegl2640 4 года назад +218

      Tbh we DMs also “steal“ stuff. Everything has already been told. No one knows if your ideas are “unique“. You can be pretty sure that someone else already thought of your idea before. Nothing to be ashamed of

    • @xWinterstarex7
      @xWinterstarex7 4 года назад +141

      Plus that Vokodo creature and his shiny collection on his back reminds me of Tamatoa (just a tad) Xd
      I'm not sure why a few of you are making it sound like the op is saying it like it's a bad thing he just pointed it out. I mean I thought it was pretty cool

    • @cinco_de_la_tarde
      @cinco_de_la_tarde 4 года назад +46

      @@heikesiegl2640 Especially with puzzles, I tend to almost always steal based on references that I want the players to get even if the characters wouldn't know them. It really helps give them a guided path so they don't get stuck on something. For example I once made a digit code sequence they had to input into this mechanical device to escape a Mind Flayer's Tesserect Dungeon. The code numbers were hidden in each room and made the number sequence from the show Lost which I had made many many references to throughout the adventure (which essentially only spanned 3 months while our other DM was away and we wanted to still play). It was great the moment they realized.

  • @grumpycentaur6799
    @grumpycentaur6799 4 года назад +1893

    Veth: "NOTHING LEARNED, tomorrow we kill Vocodo!"

    • @talleywa5772
      @talleywa5772 4 года назад +109

      The antithesis of "at dawn, we plan!"

    • @jackdog06
      @jackdog06 4 года назад +8

      3:26:27

    • @Direwolf181
      @Direwolf181 2 года назад +2

      @@talleywa5772 whenever they try and plan it always ends in disaster XD

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 4 года назад +4297

    Beau punched cad so hard he had a religious experience

    • @veramoe
      @veramoe 4 года назад +62

      best thing to happen in 2020 xDD

    • @sofiyak
      @sofiyak 4 года назад +27

      wish I could double like this comment lol

    • @DanE-1212
      @DanE-1212 4 года назад +39

      Punched so hard he went to heaven and back

    • @matthewsharpe393
      @matthewsharpe393 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @mikesapanero8572
      @mikesapanero8572 4 года назад +35

      Yeah, are we sure he didn't have a concussive hallucination?

  • @theanyktos
    @theanyktos 3 года назад +1034

    1:49:04 Liam being proud when Nott rolls a ridiculous stealth check has the same energy as Travis getting excited every time Yasha rages.

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 2 года назад +18

      So much this!! That is one of the many fun touches in this story.

  • @hunterdelta1585
    @hunterdelta1585 4 года назад +3136

    Without spoilers, know that these crazy kids had such a giggle fit that they had to go to break after an hour of playtime. This quote by Matt sums up the Mighty Nein perfectly. “How have you all survived to level 12???”

    • @hunterpowers2568
      @hunterpowers2568 4 года назад +13

      Exactly

    • @starringvincentprice
      @starringvincentprice 4 года назад +292

      I mean.... Molly didn’t.
      I’m so sorry

    • @hunterpowers2568
      @hunterpowers2568 4 года назад +14

      NerdsTheCandy true

    • @hunterdelta1585
      @hunterdelta1585 4 года назад +104

      NerdsTheCandy naturally, chat being chat, that was one of the first comments when Matt said that. Course, one death over a hundred episodes, with how these chaotic mfers like playing? That’s pretty stinking good

    • @unvoicedapollo3318
      @unvoicedapollo3318 4 года назад +11

      @@starringvincentprice Too soon man too soon! 😜

  • @wyrmfeast
    @wyrmfeast 4 года назад +2243

    I'm so glad Tal got his divine intervention revelation because it feels like he's had episodes full of discouraging events.

    • @ddhuzjak
      @ddhuzjak 4 года назад +148

      I mean, tbh, that divine intervention was quite underwhelming. It didn't really help them any, nir did they learn anything concrete about Vokodo. It was a few bits of vague information. For an abilty that works maybe 1-2 times in the whole campaign, it was pretty useless.

    • @berendkooiker3538
      @berendkooiker3538 4 года назад +76

      @@ddhuzjak well the wildmother did what he asked for! Also Matt probably left some mystery for story reasons. I think vokodo is fleeing from the chained oblivion.

    • @xrasputanxx
      @xrasputanxx 4 года назад +14

      @@berendkooiker3538 or halas

    • @B3RyL
      @B3RyL 4 года назад +35

      @@berendkooiker3538 Isn't Chained Oblivion, you know... chained? Since before the Calamity? Plus, the guy isn't exactly known for creating societies with intricate architecture and burial rituals. He's more of a "destroy the universe" kind of god.

    • @FeyzaOnay
      @FeyzaOnay 4 года назад +50

      Yeah Cad asked „WHAT is he“ and Matt could’ve told him that he’s a Morkoth but he’s way of storytelling left a bit of mystery which as a viewer makes I more interesting

  • @danguhzone5130
    @danguhzone5130 4 года назад +928

    "OH MY GOD, we should take a rest"
    Warlock catch phrase

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 4 года назад +29

      the way of the warlock is to have many naps with short rests. just nap all the time

    • @williamaiken3814
      @williamaiken3814 4 года назад +4

      I feel attacked

    • @QuindariusGooch-s8o
      @QuindariusGooch-s8o 4 года назад +24

      When you got two spells slots and a feature to gain them back on a short rest, you're gonna abuse it.

    • @chriscordeiro1052
      @chriscordeiro1052 4 года назад +14

      rosenrot234 this made me want to make a halfling warlock that “pauses” for all of the halflings daily meals (hobbit) out of tradition

    • @williamaiken3814
      @williamaiken3814 4 года назад +5

      @@chriscordeiro1052 brilliant

  • @RBH225
    @RBH225 3 года назад +2556

    When Caleb mentioned all the times M9 chose violence... he forgot to mention throwing a fireball down a well and Matt visibly ripping pages of dialogue options in front of the party.

    • @pwnzorder
      @pwnzorder 3 года назад +71

      Where was this and why have I forgotten it?

    • @dragoneeley
      @dragoneeley 3 года назад +195

      @@pwnzorder the goblin at the second abyss gate in Xhorhas..I think?

    • @seanfields2576
      @seanfields2576 3 года назад +214

      @@pwnzorder quick, what are your parents' names?

    • @tyberiuscarter5011
      @tyberiuscarter5011 3 года назад +62

      It was at the stone giants base wasn’t it?

    • @Stingra87
      @Stingra87 3 года назад +83

      @@tyberiuscarter5011 Yes, Caleb killed a Goblin that was hiding in the pit.

  • @TheCorruptedPegasi
    @TheCorruptedPegasi 4 года назад +2219

    The BEST part about boulder parchment sheers is watching everyone's head turn to each person before the realisation hits

    • @KhreamedKhorne
      @KhreamedKhorne 3 года назад +103

      I was in fucking tears. I think I watched it like 4 times.

    • @wozing
      @wozing 3 года назад +54

      @@KhreamedKhorne I had to replay that section to watch each person's reaction individually.

    • @katetoolate234
      @katetoolate234 3 года назад +21

      Agreed. 😆
      I replayed that bit like four times to look at different people's faces (would maybe not have paid as close attention to that part though if it wasn't for me seeing your comment, though, so thanks!).

    • @bearatdusk8013
      @bearatdusk8013 3 года назад +39

      This was seriously one of my favorite CR moments yet. Right up there with Jester outsmarting Matt with the hag in the woods, and with the final episode of Campaign 1.

    • @docsavage7969
      @docsavage7969 3 года назад +3

      Explains Kung fu movies and the fast movement lol. Go CHI

  • @ChaoticDumbAce
    @ChaoticDumbAce 4 года назад +482

    "Are you rolling damage?"
    "Uhhh...Yeah."
    "Why?"
    "Because its Beau."

    • @LiquidNebula
      @LiquidNebula 4 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @toshomni9478
      @toshomni9478 4 года назад +2

      I don't think that they ever remember that subdual damage is a thing.

    • @darthvein3
      @darthvein3 4 года назад +17

      Beau is the worst. The only character I have wanted to die from the very start. Marisha has made some good characters. And Beau isn't one of them.

    • @spellbreath2876
      @spellbreath2876 4 года назад +113

      @@darthvein3 hey relax man that's a very beau like attitude your flexing

    • @Cheesusful
      @Cheesusful 4 года назад +150

      @@darthvein3 counterpoint; beau is awesome.

  • @steven_7577
    @steven_7577 4 года назад +4086

    With Sam's anagraming the ship's name in this episode, its worth a mention that "Nott, the Brave" is an anagram for "Veth Brenatto"

    • @lenac.4192
      @lenac.4192 4 года назад +243

      Omg it is, I am so happy I decided to scroll through the comments today!

    • @themorrigan7224
      @themorrigan7224 4 года назад +297

      Sam has a major thing for Anagrams, he’s done a couple of them through I believe both campaigns

    • @genuinejoe2103
      @genuinejoe2103 4 года назад +37

      Thanks! Very cool trivia!

    • @LordFrito
      @LordFrito 4 года назад +114

      And remember there is a silent D at the end for jester to do whatever

    • @Galvamancer
      @Galvamancer 4 года назад +14

      Holy shit..

  • @arwo1143
    @arwo1143 4 года назад +776

    The Traveler jump scaring a bunch of Ghosts has to be one of the best visuals I ever got from a DND session

    • @claclarolo1
      @claclarolo1 4 года назад +55

      It just fit jester and the traveller so well, what a great way of injecting personality and story into a spell

    • @jonathonharlan5709
      @jonathonharlan5709 4 года назад +1

      It was pretty great 😂

    • @audiodragon1976
      @audiodragon1976 4 года назад

      That was one of the best things in all of the episodes.

  • @reinaldo1416
    @reinaldo1416 4 года назад +831

    Caleb: I know threeways, that's not how you accomplish them.
    He did mention that he, Astrid and Eodwulf were pretty close, didn't he...

    • @fanzel123
      @fanzel123 4 года назад +4

      Are we ever going to meet them

    • @hogannance2674
      @hogannance2674 4 года назад +80

      We’ve already met Astrid

    • @fanzel123
      @fanzel123 4 года назад +4

      Oh yeah lmao

    • @Sorfallo
      @Sorfallo 4 года назад +65

      And eodwulf

    • @xXTiredGhostieXx
      @xXTiredGhostieXx 4 года назад +55

      @Follow the howl Definitely Liam talking, I heard no accent for Caleb when he spoke. Still gave me quite a good laugh though!

  • @M3WT-va
    @M3WT-va 3 года назад +1071

    Matt: "How have you all survived to level twelve?"
    Me: Well technically not all of them have...

  • @nobledonkey17
    @nobledonkey17 4 года назад +704

    *last episode*
    Fjord- cadus bubby pls stop
    *This episode*
    Beau - surprise MF *pop pop*
    Caleb - Hit him again he's still breathing

  • @ShavedTomato
    @ShavedTomato 4 года назад +2793

    Ima need just a straight hour of Cad and Veth listing things that have no legs but are fast.

  • @V_Cerra
    @V_Cerra 4 года назад +690

    Caduceus having some tea on a light blue owl's talons despite how the island keeps screwing him so badly is honestly the kind of vibe i would want with rn.

    • @whattheflyingfuck...
      @whattheflyingfuck... 4 года назад +3

      rn? is that a word in your language? a common abbreviation?

    • @V_Cerra
      @V_Cerra 4 года назад +25

      @@whattheflyingfuck... I'm uncertain whether you're being genuine with that question or not, but either way it's basically an acronym for "right now".

    • @whattheflyingfuck...
      @whattheflyingfuck... 4 года назад +6

      @@V_Cerra thanks

  • @morganw.4711
    @morganw.4711 4 года назад +1358

    “The path of wanton destruction was chosen instead” basically sums up most of the Mighty Nein’s battle plans.

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 4 года назад +31

      Not just battle but all plans lol

    • @jameseustice7144
      @jameseustice7144 4 года назад +153

      Matt diiiid do a really shit job of framing that though, especially calling for initiative when he did. Maybe its just me, but I think he'd benefit from watching Matt Colville's video on Catastrophic Failure...

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 4 года назад +47

      @@jameseustice7144 It's also partly on the players for not trying deescalation once combat broke out. Sometimes the swords do start swinging and you need to try to stop that mid-combat. Realistically, Critical Roll is very firmly in the chucklefuck category (nothing wrong with that) most of the time, so you kinda have to expect they're not going to take the best path to getting what they want.

    • @Ogg13tube
      @Ogg13tube 4 года назад +98

      @@AGrumpyPanda It's weird, they started talking from the start. 2:06:09, Cad' asks if they want to talk, and POP-POP Beau says "yea, we should talk", then Jester says they can help them get back to their homeland, etc.
      I wonder if Matt got too wrapped up in his visual, because he went from dramatic entrance, to "roll initiative"
      perhaps he intended to have the lead spirit flee, then begin the role play, but he set a paper tiger up against an effective fighting party, even though they are chuckle fucks

    • @jameseustice7144
      @jameseustice7144 4 года назад +25

      @@AGrumpyPanda fair enough, but that onus is on all of them, not just Marisha

  • @AnxiousWreck21
    @AnxiousWreck21 3 года назад +567

    Jester “I could lower his wisdom!”
    Matt: *’nam flashbacks of the cupcake*

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 2 года назад +36

      That cupcake was such a clutch move that no one saw coming, the fact that it worked was a fucking miracle.

    • @danielmetcalfe5589
      @danielmetcalfe5589 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 I was TERRIFIED that Matt was going to find some way to go back on that encounter. When something that cool happens at your table as a DM, no matter how much it fucks up your plans, you HAVE to let it stand.
      She outsmarted him, and I know a lot of DMs that would weasel their way out of that. Come up with some logical reason to make that fight happen anyway. Matt made the right move by letting it work and admitting defeat. When one of your players does something that cool and outsmarts you, applaud them. Don’t get defensive and frustrated and force the fight. I see it happen too often. Even Matt is guilty of it at times. I’m glad he let that one go, even if only for the time being. Rule of cool.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 4 месяца назад +1

      @@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 Oh, I had to mention my love of that to Matt and Laura. Who instantly went into Jester voice asking me what I think of the Traveler.....my heart.....

  • @Tuttle86
    @Tuttle86 4 года назад +716

    Caleb: "Maybe we could take this ship."
    Matt: "You see the name 'Eden's Horizon'."
    Me: Yeah don't worry, they'll fix that when they salvage it.

    • @danteslayer9455
      @danteslayer9455 4 года назад +35

      I swear I heard "event horizon". Maybe they should not take that ship

    • @hinro
      @hinro 4 года назад +48

      @@danteslayer9455 Honestly event horizon would be far more fitting for them. No alien/eldritch mind comes anywhere close to causing as much mayhem as they do. The level of murder is about the same too.

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 года назад +39

      i immediately thought "Eden (ie, 'eating') Balls"

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 года назад +14

      @@jesterssketchbook Hey, just wanted to stop and say on behalf of all critters how much we all appriciate your channel. Awesome work, keep doing what you're doing please :)

    • @untipoverable
      @untipoverable 4 года назад +4

      "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

  • @zach1972
    @zach1972 4 года назад +500

    Has anyone else realised that all this time spent on this island means neither side of the war between the Dynasty and Empire has heard from them since the negotiations, I wonder if Essek is worried

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 года назад +35

      Me too mate!! I miss Essek:( (but I’m also still just really glad to have TMN back after that break)

    • @trey5636
      @trey5636 4 года назад +81

      Page ive only ever seen the mighty nein abbreviated as “MN” and it being abbreviated as “TMN” immediately makes me think of teenage mutant ninja turtles lol

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 года назад +6

      Treya Deutsch hahaha I’ve never thought of that😂 not very well versed in that fandom sadly!

    • @zach1972
      @zach1972 4 года назад +23

      @@pagenein Also, is it just me or is Vokodo totally Tamatoa from Moana? The giant crab with a gold encrusted shell

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 года назад +16

      Zach haha yeah I’ve seen that idea going around a lot! It’s interesting that Matt had plans for Vilya since the beginning of their home campaign, makes you wonder if he came up with Vokodo before Moana even came out

  • @SquirrellyOtter
    @SquirrellyOtter 4 года назад +2999

    1:53:09 is a great moment
    Veth: They're _trees_ , they don't have _legs_
    Caduceus, with a Wisdom of 20: Carts are very fast, they don't have legs
    Veth: That is really smart!
    Caduceus: Boats, boats are fast, they're made out of wood.
    Fjord, absolutely freaking out about zombie treants: _Great discussion let's move can we go now_
    Veth, who gets off on stressing Fjord out and egging on the nonsense: What else is fast?
    Caduceus, with an Intelligence of 9: Squirrels are fast
    Veth: *Squirrels have legs!*
    Caduceus: Oh, that's fair.
    Laura Bailey: _dies laughing_

    • @neovenom06
      @neovenom06 4 года назад +145

      All I could think during that exchange was "who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"

    • @fredslipknot9
      @fredslipknot9 4 года назад +19

      Absolute genius

    • @olesams
      @olesams 4 года назад +16

      Thank you for this. I hadnt picked up on that.

    • @Cormalek
      @Cormalek 4 года назад +32

      This has been a redeeming episode for the island for Caduceus in some ways.
      1:47:00 - he can't believe he accidentally brought another cleric into Wildmother's fold via gift of a necklace.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 4 года назад +9

      @@Cormalek He was like "holy crap, she gets me!"

  • @k.whatever9046
    @k.whatever9046 3 года назад +475

    1:01:35 liam asking laura to give him her snacks and laura declining and liam going "yeah but u love me" and laura making are-u-really-gonna-make-me-throw-it motions and then throwing it and liam catching it and both of them wheezing and disrupting matt's narration and then going sorry and sam leaning over and stealing some of em using The Beau Staff is precisely why i watch this show

    • @LordFluffy71
      @LordFluffy71 Год назад +13

      I'm coming late to CR and one of the things that hits me is that it's not just the game I'm watching, but people who are doing exactly what I and my friends do when we play. It's weirdly intimate.

  • @vonlipwig
    @vonlipwig 4 года назад +927

    Nobody caught Sam's "No it's all yours, it looked like you had a hoot up there." in relation to getting carried by Vilya in giant Owl form and it hurts. :(

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 года назад +7

      I did but that pun was the thing that hurt honestly

    • @OmANnIe
      @OmANnIe 3 года назад +2

      I noticed and love Sam and all his silly moments 🥰

    • @jdk2535
      @jdk2535 5 месяцев назад

      I think Marisha laughed at it!

  • @jamert8820
    @jamert8820 4 года назад +984

    “Come to Critical role for epic adventure!”
    “Crazy cat lady guy,”
    “Flying lesbians,”
    “Astral Hentai pseudo-gods!”
    “We have it all!”

    • @hieronimzmora4153
      @hieronimzmora4153 4 года назад +14

      sold!!!

    • @radioface4997
      @radioface4997 4 года назад +14

      I'll take two!

    • @conanthetrojan145
      @conanthetrojan145 4 года назад +30

      “And that’s just in today’s episode!”

    • @C_Bat
      @C_Bat 4 года назад +31

      "Thank you for tuning in this week! Check out our last episode last week if you haven't already - Buttholes and Shit!"

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 года назад +11

      To quote Fry from Futurama....
      "SHUT UP & TAKE MY MONEY!"

  • @dianastonem6261
    @dianastonem6261 4 года назад +840

    The visual Matt described for Jester's "unique" Turn Undead though... The green cloak and the Traveler scaring the ghosts? Favorite moment :') I just feel like she needed that after he made her sad last episode

    • @shewolfblacklink1062
      @shewolfblacklink1062 3 года назад +16

      Boo

    • @Direwolf181
      @Direwolf181 2 года назад +12

      why do I bet the idea Arty is flashing them? he would so do that lol

    • @lyinar
      @lyinar Год назад +3

      @@Direwolf181 And he'd do the same even for the Destroy Undead feature... He flashes them so hard they explode!

    • @Direwolf181
      @Direwolf181 Год назад +1

      @@lyinar yeah that's Artie all rught

    • @avatrice3077
      @avatrice3077 Год назад +1

      What pretend god doesnt make their followers sad?

  • @Jwright65
    @Jwright65 4 года назад +751

    Sam Riegel is the only person who can make me willingly listen to an advertisement

    • @OmANnIe
      @OmANnIe 3 года назад +8

      Whole-heartedly agree! Love that man!

    • @n1pah132
      @n1pah132 3 года назад +16

      Hell he can even make me look forward to it

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 2 года назад +8

      I used to skip them early on, but then I learned better.

    • @Tobias.Sterling
      @Tobias.Sterling Год назад

      Hear hear! I've never skipped one of his ads. Even if they're cringe they always make me at least chuckle

  • @MrMorrisX
    @MrMorrisX 4 года назад +314

    "How have you all survived to Level 12?"
    Never has a truer phrase been said that all DMs can relate to!

    • @johnathanera5863
      @johnathanera5863 4 года назад +16

      Well....one of them didn't. So false statement there lol.

    • @MrMorrisX
      @MrMorrisX 4 года назад +4

      @@johnathanera5863 Oh yeah!

    • @rayar3234
      @rayar3234 4 года назад +1

      @@johnathanera5863 too soon...

    • @novaiscool1
      @novaiscool1 4 года назад +2

      @@johnathanera5863 we dont know if he's really dead though. That's going to be a massive plot twist later, where he returns as the true BBEG.

    • @htnog
      @htnog 4 года назад

      Does anyone have the time stamp?

  • @Sarah029
    @Sarah029 4 года назад +460

    1:11:40 The funny thing is that Ashley knew it was Titanic because she immediately put her hands around Beau's waist but her brain wouldn't catch up 😂

    • @genseven4616
      @genseven4616 4 года назад +54

      "you're doing it Peter"

    • @lemnlyme
      @lemnlyme 4 года назад +34

      "y-" KILLED me, i can see her brain turning but its lagging ahah

    • @nottweet
      @nottweet 4 года назад +8

      i didn't notice her hands im fucking dyingg oml

    • @Akaska0828
      @Akaska0828 4 года назад +3

      I expect art soon

  • @B3RyL
    @B3RyL 4 года назад +331

    I love how this whole arc is basically turning into pest control. Jester is trying to organize a con, she's chosen a venue but turns out it's infested by another entity. Now they have to "sanitize" the place before the attendees show up.

    • @jolienvsndijk
      @jolienvsndijk 4 года назад +12

      Episode 105 is just the squad fumigating the vulcano

    • @JanTuts
      @JanTuts 4 года назад +9

      It's basically like one of those shows where they try to turn around a struggling hotel or restaurant before the end of the week. :P

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 4 года назад +6

      @@JanTuts VO: In just 4 Days, the first convention guests arrive, but the team has found the North East corner of the island infested with displaced ghosts. And the health and safety inspector arrives tomorrow. Will they succed cleansing the island in time? Tune in next time.

    • @nathanlundy5695
      @nathanlundy5695 3 года назад +1

      Combined with the M9s talent for failed elaborate plans and an enemy that is everywhere and nowhere at once, I'm getting some big "Mouse Hunt" energy from this island.

  • @samanthaapplegarth6286
    @samanthaapplegarth6286 Год назад +360

    If I had a nickel for every time Laura Bailey’s dnd character opened a trapped sarcophagus, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

    • @sarahanonymous3770
      @sarahanonymous3770 Год назад +21

      she didn't open the trapped sarcophagus is c1, Percy did, she just got caught in the cross fire due to her proximity to it

    • @droidgeist
      @droidgeist Год назад +2

      I'll take back that nickel, thanks 👍

  • @bouboulroz
    @bouboulroz 4 года назад +778

    Hundreds of hours of game later, Marisha finally got her revenge against her arch-nemesis : gravity.

    • @timtam683
      @timtam683 3 года назад +34

      @jmemmerson ... so you are saying she learned from her mistake?

  • @Liftyourspiritz
    @Liftyourspiritz 4 года назад +3466

    "I transform, grab the lesbians, and lift off." I'm dead

  • @knightwolf159
    @knightwolf159 4 года назад +263

    Outer jester: check of traps. I heard the sarcophagi could be trapped.
    Inner vex'ahlia: *eye twitches as PTSD kicks in

  • @MarcEmvy
    @MarcEmvy 4 года назад +367

    I love Fjord's acts as the straight man. "I don't think that's ever true". It's up there with,
    Nott: Think about this--
    Fjord: I'm the only one doing that.

  • @Vincegpz500
    @Vincegpz500 4 года назад +393

    'Not very chipper?' - Travis asking about a tree....No one batted an eye. (or is it just me and he didn't actually intend the gag? - tree chipping, geddit?)

    • @Mattocon757
      @Mattocon757 4 года назад +23

      When you pun - you either need someone to laugh, or someone to go "uuggghh". apparently this one went over everyones heads.

    • @chrisb4726
      @chrisb4726 4 года назад +9

      Nah he got knew what he was doing, everyone just rolled low perception lol.

    • @anthonydonnelly1157
      @anthonydonnelly1157 4 года назад +5

      Taliesin noticed, you can see him look over at him with a subtle "god dammit" kinda face.

  • @curtislowe843
    @curtislowe843 4 года назад +567

    With as long as it's been, I wonder if they're ever going to get that basilisk oil for Pumat.

    • @miaheath8811
      @miaheath8811 4 года назад +27

      Oh. Well I forgot that already too and it's been a lot less time for me since I'm binging this. I hope they remember though!

    • @curtislowe843
      @curtislowe843 4 года назад +17

      @@miaheath8811 especially with the amount they're getting paid for it. Lol.

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 года назад +21

      Nope. Not even Matt remembers I don't think.

    • @kayleighwickersham1828
      @kayleighwickersham1828 4 года назад +43

      Are they ever going to pay their poor housekeeper?

    • @Snowleaper
      @Snowleaper 4 года назад +10

      @@kyeo77 before leaving

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 4 года назад +1115

    Matt getting excited about his players' ingenuity, instead of trying his darndest to counter their plans, is one of his most exemplary qualities as a DM...

    • @therummagingferret
      @therummagingferret 4 года назад +23

      Yes players, be awesome. ::thumbs up::

    • @benglishchinese6961
      @benglishchinese6961 4 года назад +61

      "excited about his players' ingenuity" as he meta-explains whats going on to them so they don't talk in circles for half an hour LUL

    • @MisterTingles
      @MisterTingles 4 года назад +140

      @@benglishchinese6961 y'gotta know when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 4 года назад +30

      It makes sense that you tell your party "there are no more objectives in this area" if they kill the ghosts you expected them to befriend. Granted i zoned out a little so i don't know if he called initiative too early or not.
      But also helping to scheme for the fight is good, because if you say how you would rule in advance they can plan for it. For instance, he said that placing it in amber will let them bypass the 10ft rule, he also stated that the 10ft rule triggers the explosion and does not fizzle or waste the spell. I would be angry if i decided to use a spell creatively say cast dawn over a mirror to make it horizontal and then have the DM who listened in on the planning tell me no in the battle without explaining his ruling as casters know the spell would or would not interact with a mirror.
      Jester used dawn on the heart of giggle fist in the happy fun ball and it makes a bright cylinder of heavy damage AOE for multiple turns, and depending on interpretation the light either carries the damage or is a byproduct of the spell and hence the area may or may not be affected by redirecting the light. But the important thing is consistency and clarity of the rulings. (Also rule of cool)

    • @Jacob-sb3su
      @Jacob-sb3su 3 года назад +16

      I was in a campaign where we killed this big baddie that we werent supposed to be able to kill, so I got a staff of frost at lvl 4.
      And then the dm was like...pissed at me for the rest of the campaign and kept nullifying anything I did. Like it was my fault he got his npc killed. Bummed me out :(

  • @CorbiniteVids
    @CorbiniteVids 2 года назад +357

    DMs and prospective DMs can learn from this: if you're trying to leave diplomacy open as an option, don't roll initiative. Very rarely will peace be reached after initiative has been entered. It's possible. But rare.

    • @mr.blizzie1200
      @mr.blizzie1200 2 года назад +64

      And usually when peace is reached in initiative, it's because the players either are or feel outmatched, or information is released that motivates the party to negotiate.

    • @executivelypunk
      @executivelypunk Год назад +90

      yeah, this honestly felt like kind of a combat trap. if these were entities that didn't immediately show outward aggression and could be reasoned with, why roll initiative?? i love matt but this feels like one thing that could have been handled better on his part :/

    • @mattdangerpaul
      @mattdangerpaul Год назад +107

      Matt: the creepy undead creatures emerge from the mist, roll initiative
      Also matt: jeez guys why did you attack and kill your only potential allies

    • @MrSealemon
      @MrSealemon Год назад +56

      Especially when there is a lot of detail given and it all sounds bad. I’d say at least 90 percent of DND players (myself included) would have done the same thing as Beau.

    • @SmallLab129
      @SmallLab129 Год назад +11

      Maybe that’s the point. These Allies could have been great but it would have taken a ton of self restraint to get them. High meta dc.

  • @Classic_Frog
    @Classic_Frog 4 года назад +595

    I really appreciate all the work that goes into writing down the subtitles in such timely fashion. As a non native speaker I find the subtitles super helpful, and I'm glad I don't have to wait few weeks for them, like it used to be in the past, when it wasn't as streamlined. So whomever is doing this, you're epic. Thanks guys!

    • @bigdream_dreambig
      @bigdream_dreambig 4 года назад +14

      With the pandemic, they've changed to filming the episodes a week before they air, so they currently have more time to get the captions right. If they go back to live streaming next year (once we have a vaccine), it may revert somewhat.

    • @Classic_Frog
      @Classic_Frog 4 года назад +4

      @@bigdream_dreambig Due to different time zones I was never able to watch it live anyway, so this method works for me better. Thanks for clarifying it though :)

    • @J75Pootle
      @J75Pootle 4 года назад +9

      @@Classic_Frog I never would have thought you weren't a native speaker, your English is incredible, not to mention your seemingly comprehensive vocabulary. I'm fairly certain that most native speakers don't even know the word "whomever" exists. I'm impressed and also saddened that I gave up learning other languages, cause people like you go to so much effort to learn my language and I'm sitting here going "I can get by with just the one". I guess what I'm saying is congrats dude, your English is impeccable

    • @Classic_Frog
      @Classic_Frog 4 года назад +7

      @@J75Pootle Well, thank you, I guess :) There's a difference between written and spoken language, though. I can read and write at my own pace, but there are times when I just simply can't understand what has been said, even if I rewind and try to listen to it multiple times. Different accents don't make it any easier either. So I take all the help I can get :)

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад +1

      @@Classic_Frog Hey, if it helps I struggle with this in my native language. Sounds are hard man XD
      I don't know if I'm hard of hearing (taken a test and it didn't seem to think so), everyone else just mumbles a lot, or if I just can't be bothered to listen, but working retail means I hear a lot of accents and dialects, and I struggle a lot when they ask questions I'm not prepared for. Just can't comprehend what they're saying XD

  • @MBAgra
    @MBAgra 4 года назад +464

    I give 5 more episodes before Sam comes to the table in a full Wonder Woman costume.

    • @cortoise9293
      @cortoise9293 4 года назад +15

      I give it one

    • @instinct9672
      @instinct9672 4 года назад +1

      now i want this to happen so much

    • @danielfisher898
      @danielfisher898 4 года назад +12

      If he sees this comment it’s happening immediately

    • @kartermeijer6813
      @kartermeijer6813 4 года назад +1

      I think it's gonna be in 2

    • @Dramon8888
      @Dramon8888 4 года назад +1

      Why are you cursing us with this.

  • @slaggaroo2304
    @slaggaroo2304 4 года назад +386

    I see Taliesin and Sam with their blue and pink hair and immediately think Shark boy and Lava girl.

    • @juliaaanium6430
      @juliaaanium6430 4 года назад +14

      The bottom row is just a red and blue disco with Ashley's blue hat and Marisha's gingerness

    • @nearlyrighteouslad3213
      @nearlyrighteouslad3213 3 года назад +1

      Cursed

    • @cernunnos1240
      @cernunnos1240 3 года назад +2

      I think the twins in that one episode of ouran.

  • @T0NI_
    @T0NI_ 4 года назад +1255

    "Laura, psst, Laura, throw me a cookie"
    "I paid good money for this cookie!"
    I know, but you love me"
    The best moments are sometimes the ones that go unnoticed xD
    1:01:30

    • @TheDangerNoodle
      @TheDangerNoodle 3 года назад +32

      Feels like a convorsation that would've happened in a home game why they were in middle school.

    • @avocadowitchknits6629
      @avocadowitchknits6629 3 года назад +22

      I came here looking for that exact moment. I caught it listening to the podcast and had to see it in its full glory. 😆 Thanks for the time stamp!

    • @echoc7213
      @echoc7213 3 года назад +53

      Still twins at heart! Also, Sam trying to steal Liam's cookie with the boxing glove...great moment!

    • @PrincessMeggala0913
      @PrincessMeggala0913 3 года назад +8

      This bit made me laugh so hard.

    • @ashleylaricci2023
      @ashleylaricci2023 2 года назад +15

      Matt’s face when he looks over at them, he looks like a teacher about to scold the noisy kids 😂

  • @elipost1703
    @elipost1703 4 года назад +363

    1:11:32 "I grab the lesbians and take off" Is such an iconic line I love it

  • @sahaal79
    @sahaal79 4 года назад +275

    Not sure if anyone ever said this, but thanks to whom ever closed captioned this episode. The auto gen CC sux hard most of the time, so the non scrolling, player labeled actually AMAZING CCs are much appreciated and again thank you!!!
    (Edited for spelling damn fat thumb.)

    • @misssilvercrown
      @misssilvercrown 4 года назад +6

      Shame that RUclips are getting rid of them soon 😔

    • @misty_step
      @misty_step 4 года назад +5

      @@misssilvercrown wait what? Are you serious??

    • @misssilvercrown
      @misssilvercrown 4 года назад

      @@misty_step yep. Total accessibility nightmare. They will no longer allow submissions by September: www.theverge.com/2020/7/31/21349401/youtube-community-captions-deaf-creators-accessibility-google

    • @melekdad9598
      @melekdad9598 4 года назад +19

      All the episodes have proper captions. Up until last fall it was done by an all volunteer critter group and it was uploaded sometimes a month or two after the initial release of the episode. The CR decided to hire someone to do live captioning for twitch, that live captioning is better than youtube's auto captioning, but far from perfect. They used the live captioning when the video was released on youtube, but it still took a few weeks before someone went back and corrected it. Since they started pre-recording the episodes, I'm guessing the person they hired to do the live captioning is now instead doing the final captioning and it is for the first time being released day one. Being hard of hearing the captions helped me to enjoy the episodes, but being completely caught up is a new experience for me. LOL. Anyway, just a word of warning, if CR does decide to go back to live broadcast format, then that may mean the return of live semi-crappy captions. Just wait a few weeks and it will be corrected.

    • @bethisabee
      @bethisabee 4 года назад +12

      As someone HoH its a godsend to not have to wait for captions, now that the CR cast hired someone to transcript the episodes! Makes it important to keep the cc on these platforms (shade directed to RUclips)

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 года назад +363

    "I am pretty good with math, and the idea that you think you could predict the direction that you are going to be thrown into the sky by jumping into a geyser is ludicrous"
    Dungeons and Dragons

  • @morrigangg
    @morrigangg 4 года назад +836

    I mean rolling for initiative while Jester is in the middle of a conversation in Infernal with a wraith definitely sends mixed messages when you imply after the fact it just wanted to be friends.

    • @Kfaircloth13457
      @Kfaircloth13457 3 года назад +202

      Yes. I would have never guessed as a player that anything but combat was an option. Roll for initiative 99% of the time means combat to me. Not talking and negotiations.

    • @CoordinatorKYamato
      @CoordinatorKYamato 3 года назад +48

      It wasn't actively attacking them and 104 episodes into a second campaign, they know that combat isn't the only answer.

    • @martinsthalles
      @martinsthalles 3 года назад +156

      @@CoordinatorKYamato Sure but asking the players to roll initiative implies that the only solution is combat and that the entities are gonna start attacking them, *specially* considering that the person with the highest initiative bonus is not a face character, monks are gonna monk not really try to talk to the enemy.

    • @lefthanddontknow673
      @lefthanddontknow673 3 года назад +73

      @@martinsthalles Except the MN have broken up combat before by negotiating with enemies mid combat. Matt had them roll initiative doubtless because attacks were imminent if their choices didn't go well, but to take any abrupt surprise attacks off the table. As we learn later it was also possible for them to have negotiated with them after the fight was over...if the oopsie with the sarcophagus hadn't happened and destroyed their leader.
      More to OPs comment, Matt never said that they actively wanted to be friends, he was explaining that the possibility of them allying with Vokodo's subjects and turning them into enemies is the reason Vokodo made this area off limits to the Vo. He stated it was a possibility, not an absolutely positive outcome.
      At the same time, we could nitpick all of them but I think Liam pointed it out perfectly by listing off all of the crazy stupid shit lots of them have done previously. It's a game, and they make 'mistakes' or choices in the heat of the moment all the time, it's just a part of it. There's no right or wrong here, imo, the situation just happened the way it did, cards fell where they did, and the campaign moved on. :)

    • @selfdestructivecat4922
      @selfdestructivecat4922 3 года назад +138

      Absolutely agree. In the past initiative was usually only asked for when either party made an aggressive action. In this case, neither the Nein or the ghosts were aggressive, but asking for initiative made it seem like the ghosts were about to attack.

  • @nucleargandhi2709
    @nucleargandhi2709 4 года назад +654

    It took them many years, but they finally did it. They broke Matt.

  • @danielhavoc889
    @danielhavoc889 2 года назад +203

    Everyone talking about fighting Avocado in his lair, yet are also forgetting he was able to BOIL THEM ALIVE AT WILL!

  • @nickapursey24
    @nickapursey24 4 года назад +590

    Matt's tree sounds like a depressed pumat sol

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 года назад +17

      @Cole hahah when they said cad sounds like a drunk tree Marisha lost it for about 30 full seconds :D

    • @madeofmandrake1748
      @madeofmandrake1748 4 года назад +4

      The forest has a very distinct accent XD

    • @mathsalot8099
      @mathsalot8099 4 года назад +2

      Or a sad Sun Tree from Campaign 1.

    • @joshlangston4605
      @joshlangston4605 4 года назад +4

      Or does pumat really sound like sad tree???🤔

    • @AngelofYugo
      @AngelofYugo 4 года назад +5

      Pumat Pine

  • @octopusbraiin1776
    @octopusbraiin1776 4 года назад +281

    Matt: begins to describe something creepy
    Travis: immediately starts freaking out
    Me too, Travis. Me too.

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 Год назад

      It's like the opposite of my reaction which is "what cool shit do we get to fight?"

  • @turnttaco7661
    @turnttaco7661 4 года назад +281

    Me: "Aw man last episode ended so crazily! How are they gonna solve this?"
    Beau: "BONK!"

    • @ProbieKnox
      @ProbieKnox 4 года назад +3

      Nope. Definitely not Beau's fault.

    • @turnttaco7661
      @turnttaco7661 4 года назад +8

      @@ProbieKnox what are you talking about?

    • @ProbieKnox
      @ProbieKnox 4 года назад

      @@turnttaco7661 nothing...

    • @ambiej123
      @ambiej123 4 года назад +3

      right? And just before other people were saying “wait why isnt Jester there? She is the only one who can save him!”

    • @housekaughffvslycir4319
      @housekaughffvslycir4319 4 года назад +1

      @@ProbieKnox I've watched both episodes now and I'm confused by your comment. Fake was talking about Beau punching Cad to bring him back from his trance

  • @LookingForAName...
    @LookingForAName... 4 года назад +224

    The positive reenforcement on Jester when she decides to heal is hilarious

  • @Lachdonin
    @Lachdonin 4 года назад +111

    Veth: I have a Fluffernutter, and a DEPTH CHARGE.
    DEPTH. CHARGE. An explosive device DESIGNED to work under water, for maximum damage.

    • @rddragon5
      @rddragon5 4 года назад +18

      Matt will make it do 2d6 damage. AND have to roll to hit.

    • @tinhov1
      @tinhov1 4 года назад +6

      Vokodo is probably immune to fire anyway😅

    • @atsernov
      @atsernov 4 года назад +17

      @@tinhov1 Technically, depth charges should be bludgeoning damage. But, then again, so should all explosions...

    • @masonator2526
      @masonator2526 4 года назад +1

      atsernov force damage

    • @atsernov
      @atsernov 4 года назад +8

      @@masonator2526 That was my knee-jerk though too. But in D&D force damage is magical energy focused to do damage, such as spiritual weapon. I assume, the depth charge isn't magical in nature; so, bludgeoning was the next best fit.

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 2 года назад +123

    Matt: next time you'll have to fhase Caduceus through tunnels
    *Next episode starts*
    Jester: casts freedom of movement
    Beau: Flash lightning flickers in her eyes "i am sped"

  • @bluefootwalking
    @bluefootwalking 4 года назад +150

    No treasure in the tower, but the REAL treasure was the friends they ma....
    Oh....

    • @Clybielike
      @Clybielike 4 года назад +9

      that's pure gold xD

    • @ezraman4033
      @ezraman4033 4 года назад +4

      Woooow good one

    • @JoakimFigge
      @JoakimFigge 4 года назад +4

      Killing everything solves everything in D&D.. 😶

  • @ryanjohnstone8957
    @ryanjohnstone8957 4 года назад +135

    "The time for talking is over" "I don't know if that's ever true" new favorite Fjord quote

  • @perezo27
    @perezo27 4 года назад +236

    THEY LITERALLY TOOK THE BREAK CAUSE THEY WERE LAUGHING SO HARD THAT MATT WAS WHEEZING

  • @Jessvsherself
    @Jessvsherself 2 года назад +82

    2:37:23 I love the idea that Cad is shooing the ghosts off a porch like raccoons. He is so precious.

  • @LordNodim
    @LordNodim 4 года назад +206

    Beauregard to Caduceus: you are being rescued. Do not resist.

    • @forgemakesstuff2734
      @forgemakesstuff2734 Год назад +10

      "this is a threat. If you do not comply, we will rescue you harder."

    • @Samgooba
      @Samgooba Год назад +1

      Pig cop Beauregard lmao

  • @huxleyable
    @huxleyable 4 года назад +843

    Fun fact. The mighty nein are not only called that because of their infamous rolling of '9's, but also, because 9 is their collective IQ

    • @jw__11
      @jw__11 3 года назад +20

      Maybe not the IQ, more like the Common Sense. More then half of them have at least a +2 to their INT

    • @oakenshadow6763
      @oakenshadow6763 3 года назад +18

      I think they have very high Charisma. They always make me smile and feel like I matter, after all.

    • @jaclynperez6981
      @jaclynperez6981 3 года назад +32

      They're the mighty Nein because "huge nope" just doesn't have the same ring to it

    • @sanjeevpillai2105
      @sanjeevpillai2105 3 года назад +15

      bit harsh, they do make some questionable decision purposefully that they go with for the fun factor, but hard to judge them with the benefit of hindsight when most of us would probably make similarly bad descions in the same situation

    • @austinling7318
      @austinling7318 2 года назад +2

      Ahhh. So that is why intentionally try to make plans to kill themselves waiting for Caleb to jump in

  • @PeanutPopgun
    @PeanutPopgun 4 года назад +714

    One of these days Sam is going to realize that he's now a halfling and can REROLL 1s.

    • @burningblue4068
      @burningblue4068 4 года назад +147

      I believe that it is player choice whether to reroll.
      I think I heard or read somewhere (after the race change) that Sam had said that he was more inclined to just let the 1's stand, as he kinda likes it when things go wrong - he does seem to enjoy playing into the failures! 😁

    • @karmskorner6430
      @karmskorner6430 4 года назад +66

      I still miss goblin Nott

    • @kace10531
      @kace10531 4 года назад +53

      Hell... I even remember him rolling max for HP when they leveled up then was asking Matt permission to reroll those... XD Matt told him he should keep it...

    • @talanosvyr8166
      @talanosvyr8166 4 года назад +38

      It does say "You can reroll" not "You must reroll." Still...reroll the die, Sam!

    • @alexanderboston624
      @alexanderboston624 4 года назад +8

      I was just checking to see if anyone made a comment about the misfire yet!

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 года назад +297

    "Oh my God we should take a rest"
    Every warlock player ever felt that

  • @Sawvvwa
    @Sawvvwa 4 года назад +623

    I was really hoping the title would be: "every tree has a story"

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 года назад +24

      That would’ve been a real tree-t

    • @NYJWR07
      @NYJWR07 4 года назад +6

      @@JB-xl2jc *slowclap*

    • @iDongu
      @iDongu 4 года назад +4

      28 trees later

  • @OzvenomDnD
    @OzvenomDnD 4 года назад +471

    When Travis suggested as Fjord "Could we collapse the volcano...*to Vilya* Can...Can you do that?"
    Marisha is 100% thinking "KEYLETH CAN LET'S GET KEYLETH"

    • @Molscheira
      @Molscheira 4 года назад +20

      I was so sad that they weren't meta for a bit and played with the Keyleth angle like "would Vilya know someone *wink wink* who could do that".

    • @TheKrilicious
      @TheKrilicious 4 года назад +60

      @@Molscheira Viliya wouldn't though. Last time she saw Keyleth, Keyleth was what, 15-16? She doesn't know Keyleth's also an Archdruid. She can *speculate* that her daughter followed in her footsteps, but even then, they wouldn't have a way to contact Keyleth

    • @Molscheira
      @Molscheira 4 года назад +13

      @@TheKrilicious that's why I wrote 'meta'. I know that Vilya couldn't possibly know just how powerful Kiki has become. I just hoped that the cast used their knowledge of the first campaign to make a joke, not at all that Kiki becomes a deus ex machina - that would be quite gamebreaking.

    • @mathybrain8
      @mathybrain8 4 года назад +7

      @@TheKrilicious I think Keyleth was 2 when Vilya left. When VM arrived in Pyrah everyone was shocked to learn Vilya had left there ten years prior even though she'd started on her Aramente twenty years prior.
      On another note, Vilya isn't an *Arch*druid; she's only level 12.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад +2

      @@Telrob They said "also", which implies there was a first one, no? But I don't think they actually thought that, they might just be unaware of what that word means specifically and just meant a powerful druid.
      Not a very big deal, but I think mathy was just trying to be informative and helpful

  • @essie2732
    @essie2732 4 года назад +330

    Someone, please check on Orly cause omg this island.

    • @kirkcannon8079
      @kirkcannon8079 4 года назад +8

      The village is probably toast now, not saying the Avocado attacked but probably allowed some beasts to attack.

    • @giorgiomauceri410
      @giorgiomauceri410 4 года назад +20

      Who's this 'Orly' you're talking about?
      /s

    • @chrisb4726
      @chrisb4726 4 года назад +24

      "Mmmm.mmm, mmwhat the fff, uh fuck is in mmm.mmm my head?!" Orly better make it out of this.

    • @MrTuneseeker
      @MrTuneseeker 4 года назад +7

      DID they sail the "Ball Eater" here? Anyone notice how Matt keeps saying "this or that ship is bigger/smaller than the Ball Eater "WAS"??

    • @patrickstar5136
      @patrickstar5136 4 года назад +31

      @@MrTuneseeker I think last episode they messaged Orly and he told them that the dragon turtle destroyed the ball eater.

  • @woodchuck321
    @woodchuck321 4 года назад +640

    Jester: "Let us help get you home"
    Ghost: "HOW?"
    M9: *starts thinking about how to negotiate*
    Beau: "Tell him fuck Vokodo"
    Matt: "I'm gonna have everyone roll initiative"
    Marisha: "I dont think I have anything to try and negotiate with these people"
    Matt: *starts describing a combat round*
    Marisha: (halfheartedly) "welp i guess im just gonna go for him i guess"
    Sam: "We're just attacking?"
    Marisha: "What else do I got?"
    Laura: "Well we rolled initiative"
    Sam: "Yeah but they haven't done anything towards us"
    Later
    Matt: "You guys chose the path of wonton destruction instead of negotiation"
    bruh

    • @poofballoon
      @poofballoon 4 года назад +198

      Fair point. "Roll initiative" really says "it's fighting time" so I understand the misunderstanding

    • @jessaanders2738
      @jessaanders2738 4 года назад +53

      Personally- my players know that initiative doesn't mean they have to attack. When I play- I know that initiative just means I get to decide what I do on my turn. But that is just me personally and the group seemed hesitant to attack them with provocation but it fits Beau's personally to punch first. Just my thinking

    • @Benisuber1
      @Benisuber1 4 года назад +58

      People are saying this all over the comment section like attacking is the only thing you can do with an action.
      This party has literally talked their way out of combat before too.

    • @elecampane
      @elecampane 4 года назад +180

      @@jessaanders2738 But none of the players were attempting to do anything at the time! Why make players decide what they want to do on their turns when they more or less just stood by and watched Jester try to pacify the ghost? And really, initiative order always makes smooth conversation almost impossible, as you can talk in sentences of no more than 6 seconds long
      Even though likely unintentionally, he was goading them, and the chiding he gave them later for their actions felt very uncalled for, at least to me

    • @jessaanders2738
      @jessaanders2738 4 года назад +26

      @@elecampane so say the ghost are aggressive towards them. Doesn't mean they HAVE to attack the ghosts. It means that on the ghosts' turn they may attack or they may not. Until then- the players can do ANYTHING. Hell- Beau could have held an action and let other people try to communicate with them.
      There are other options always. Just because initiative is rolled does not mean combat has to start. They did pick to attack- and I understand why. But that does not mean it was their only option. That was all I was saying.

  • @farret1972
    @farret1972 4 года назад +201

    Oracs, a name which exists in the Wildemount book. A great black dracolich. Remember in campaign one when Vex was reading up on dracoliches and Mercer spoke of a historic black dracolich? ancient size

    • @fredslipknot9
      @fredslipknot9 4 года назад +20

      Garret Maroncelli oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    • @thegoblet151
      @thegoblet151 4 года назад +38

      It seems this is campaign 1 reference island. Kiki's mom, a member of the clasp, apparently a dracolich.

    • @real_evin
      @real_evin 4 года назад +16

      Oh boy M9 vs Dracolich is everything I could ask for

    • @variansloth
      @variansloth 4 года назад +3

      was so sure the name/description sparked recognition but couldn't recall why so was looking for this post ty

    • @Varsuvias
      @Varsuvias 4 года назад +6

      possible spoilers before
      I havent finished the episode, nor gotten to any possible reveal, but I actually got re-flavored aboleth from matt's description of vocodo's origin, rather than dracolich.

  • @itzbumblebeezy
    @itzbumblebeezy 4 года назад +157

    I love the subtle changes in the intro animation. In "Nott's" sequence, Veth's reflection is more pronounced now and then the DM's cape used to be solid grey with nothing on the inside but now it has a galaxy feel to it with stars inside of it.

    • @erwinzucker4850
      @erwinzucker4850 4 года назад +2

      Veth is in the intro??

    • @itzbumblebeezy
      @itzbumblebeezy 4 года назад +8

      @@erwinzucker4850 yeah if you play it at .25 speed right as Nott's part comes on, you can faintly see Veth in the puddle ripple.

    • @erwinzucker4850
      @erwinzucker4850 4 года назад +4

      @@itzbumblebeezy that's like 2 frames, how did anyone catch that?

    • @jackbrian7083
      @jackbrian7083 4 года назад +12

      @@erwinzucker4850 by playing it at 0.25 speed so they could catch it

    • @itzbumblebeezy
      @itzbumblebeezy 4 года назад +3

      @@erwinzucker4850 i saw a while back someone caught it cause they notoced changes and slowed it down so i did the same

  • @callistaalexavier8248
    @callistaalexavier8248 4 года назад +241

    Cad's "hm" is the equivalent of Percy's "I have a thought"

  • @OneTrueBelmont
    @OneTrueBelmont 4 года назад +178

    When the dice rolls help tell a story, it's amazing. A series of very poor rolls for Caduceus turns into a narrative of how this island is actively screwing him over because Vokodo is afraid of 35:45 actually happening.

  • @tobithirteen7307
    @tobithirteen7307 4 года назад +219

    You know, this is absolutely amazing. It has a brilliant story, unique and unforgettable characters, and comedy that has brought me to tears. But when you really look at this, disregard the voices, the comedy, and the story, Critical role in its purest form is a group of friends having fun. Seeing these friends getting together week after week and creating an out of this world story has inspired me to do the same for my family members. Thank you for that! (Wish them luck as they take on their first dragon today).

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 4 года назад +3

      Not that I disagree with you, but its not just crit role. Dnd, in its purest form, is just friends getting together and having fun, also hope they slapped that dragon

  • @skullsquad900
    @skullsquad900 4 года назад +369

    Man that ending was crazy...
    That Bug Bear came outa nowhere and took Caduceus's arm!

    • @kalebkeen4602
      @kalebkeen4602 4 года назад +113

      Taliesin: Help, it's again

    • @JosePerez-jl9bu
      @JosePerez-jl9bu 4 года назад +74

      *spoiler* I can't believe Larkin has been living in Vo this entire time! Mind blown

    • @ambiej123
      @ambiej123 4 года назад +8

      Deep cutt

    • @maximillionchaoswolf
      @maximillionchaoswolf 4 года назад +7

      Sounds like a very Adventure Zone plot. Not enough bugbears or arms tho.

    • @whattheflyingfuck...
      @whattheflyingfuck... 4 года назад +2

      he'll grow a mushroom/beetle one

  • @pcgames9497
    @pcgames9497 4 года назад +185

    Angry ghosty boi: is angwy
    Fjord: *teleports behind him* "nothing personal kid"

  • @ashleycook6025
    @ashleycook6025 3 года назад +188

    I need a periodic dose of Cad casting a random inconvenience on one of the Nein and asking, "What did we learn?"

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 года назад +119

    Caleb: This plan to ride the geyser up to the top of the cliff is idiotic; change my mind.
    Yasha: 1:06:46

  • @Chroma710
    @Chroma710 4 года назад +450

    I love Travis going "She? He? They? I forgot. F I R B O L G."

    • @DraemoraH
      @DraemoraH 3 года назад +11

      oh yes, the three genders

    • @jw__11
      @jw__11 3 года назад +9

      @@DraemoraH *four

    • @darkos1012
      @darkos1012 3 года назад +16

      @@jw__11 Five if we count "I forgot." !

    • @jw__11
      @jw__11 3 года назад

      @@darkos1012 nice

  • @donovanledoux4515
    @donovanledoux4515 4 года назад +289

    "We're all goldfish."
    I don't see how this could end badly...

  • @kyle21843
    @kyle21843 3 года назад +89

    16:18
    Beau: Cadeceus!!
    Cad: Heyy! :D
    Beau: *WHACK*
    Cad: Oh! D:

    • @Desertedone05
      @Desertedone05 3 года назад +10

      Hey, beau finally got stun to work. On her own team. And the pacifist cleric. Yay?

    • @nocrustashe
      @nocrustashe 3 года назад +3

      I love Cad so much...

  • @StealthMarmot_
    @StealthMarmot_ 4 года назад +158

    "Matt we need you to give a voice to a somewhat sick and nauseus tree."
    "Got you fam."

  • @josiahtaylor2246
    @josiahtaylor2246 4 года назад +111

    Ghost Things: "Trapped, never to return!"
    Beauregard: "That's rough, buddy..."

    • @misterbilly3698
      @misterbilly3698 4 года назад +7

      Zuko: that's rough buddy.

    • @OttersDen
      @OttersDen 4 года назад +2

      @@misterbilly3698 - exactly what I thought, too. 😁

    • @josiahtaylor2246
      @josiahtaylor2246 4 года назад

      @@misterbilly3698 I knew someone would get it 😁

  • @ZaxleTV
    @ZaxleTV 4 года назад +165

    Fjord, teleports behind the Wraith, "Nothing personal kid"

  • @breendart134
    @breendart134 3 года назад +312

    DM: *sinister ghost noises* Roll initiative!
    DM, later: They might have been friendly ghosts :)

    • @PrincessMeggala0913
      @PrincessMeggala0913 3 года назад +72

      Yeah that was really messy and then scolding them for it later it just-mm. It didn’t sit with me well. My husband also just went: nope. At the screen the whole time Matt was scolding. He’s our DM so he is constantly going “nope. I don’t do that. I don’t like that hmmm…..”

    • @digitalninja5941
      @digitalninja5941 3 года назад +47

      @@PrincessMeggala0913 I didn't understand that either and when he said that the ghost was looking at jester when she started talking to it I was thinking damn they might now be able to possibly get backup. But when he said let's roll initiative I was really confused and thought marisha was just going with the flow of combat since when we hear initiative shits going down.

    • @Clay-tality
      @Clay-tality 3 года назад +17

      @@PrincessMeggala0913 when they were going ti get Yasha and the laughing hand Matt had griffin-riding guards go after Caleb in eagle form. But no one reported a seven foot tall monochrome barbarian and her 12 foot tall cackling demonic entourage? The villains made it all the way to the church unhindered by guards and the two armies in battle but the M9 were accosted immediately.

    • @ryunabloodmire
      @ryunabloodmire 3 года назад +11

      @@digitalninja5941 I think it made sense for him to tell them to roll initiative for the simple fact that, like he said, these entities were already angry that they had been displaced from their homes. I think something that would have helped the situation is if Matt had pointed out sooner that Jester and the creature were speaking in infernal because the only person who would have understood what he was saying would have been Jester. So Marisha’s defense of “oh well I said f Vokodo and he still attacked me back” falls apart if you take a step back and realize neither party is understanding one another. But no DM or their players are perfect. I’m still making my way through c2 so hopefully this fight taught all of them a lesson lol.

    • @digitalninja5941
      @digitalninja5941 3 года назад +19

      @@ryunabloodmire You brought up good points that do make sense. But I just believe that right as the ghost is turning his attention towards jester as she spoke infernal which the party knows she speaks then instantly ask for initiative probably was not the right Signal I guess would be the right way of saying it to the rest of the players. Since for most of the series initiative mostly equals combat. But then again they were ghost that did look verrryyyy threatening and terrifing towards the whole group especially with the previous encounter.

  • @matroxdxxd123
    @matroxdxxd123 4 года назад +625

    Day 56 of me waiting for Cad and Fjord to combo Path of the Grave into a 5 level Divine Smite plus Branding Smite. Wild mother nuke.

    • @Awoken0
      @Awoken0 4 года назад +25

      He could do it with Banishing Smite instead, which would be much stronger.

    • @RAWvideos95
      @RAWvideos95 4 года назад +50

      He needs to go to lv 12 in Warlock to pick up life drinker and GWM. If he doesn't have Eldritch smite he should too. Then with banishing smite, divine smite, hexblade curse, a critical role, and path of the grave that'd be (2d6+6d8+5d8+5d10)*4+25= Mighty Nein Nuke

    • @vanguardbreaker8826
      @vanguardbreaker8826 4 года назад +47

      The Wildbrothers: Unchained

    • @jamiel6005
      @jamiel6005 3 года назад +36

      @@RAWvideos95 Doing the math, the MINIMUM amount of damage that would do (as in, they rolled all ones) would be 97. The average comes to 325. If the stars aligned and they rolled maximum, it would be 625 damage. This attack, used two or three times, would probably take out an adult mithral dragon.

    • @slippymclach1233
      @slippymclach1233 3 года назад +6

      @@RAWvideos95 Fjord uses a longsword though so great weapon master and that 2d6 wouldn't really work.

  • @wallybarry4511
    @wallybarry4511 4 года назад +370

    Sam “At dawn we kill Vacodo”
    Me: “At dawn we plan!”

    • @hanabananarama
      @hanabananarama 4 года назад +12

      I really thought one of them was gonna say it lol

    • @madhurdhingra4525
      @madhurdhingra4525 4 года назад +2

      @@hanabananarama They try to avoid Season 1 jokes directly.

    • @hanabananarama
      @hanabananarama 4 года назад +3

      @@madhurdhingra4525 Maybe, but they don't succeed all the time. Especially Sam. See last Thursday's episode for reference (don't want to give spoilers).

    • @Molscheira
      @Molscheira 4 года назад +1

      @@hanabananarama thanks for the non-spoiler! I hate reading the comments after the newest episode aired and there are spoilers, so thank you :)

    • @JanTuts
      @JanTuts 4 года назад +6

      At dawn, we forget the plan!

  • @revamori5558
    @revamori5558 4 года назад +289

    I could just feel the battle between Sam's and Taliesin's hair idk why :'D

    • @SACII9899
      @SACII9899 4 года назад +3

      with Ashley's hat on Taliesin's side, I give him the decision

  • @NopeJustPatrick
    @NopeJustPatrick 4 года назад +80

    Matt is a fantastic DM, but the decision to ask his players to roll initiative as they were trying to be diplomatic with entities he clearly planted there as potential allies was probably not the best decision he's ever made. Especially considering Matt's habit of doing the exact same thing before battles.
    - Giving his players a glimpse of something dangerous.
    - Having that thing do something aggressive.
    - Telling them to roll initiative.
    Short of straight-up stopping the action to ask him, they had no way of knowing that diplomacy was still on the table.

    • @SageSchispell
      @SageSchispell 4 года назад +11

      To be fair when you have this many players diplomatic monents can get pretty chaotic. That said there are creatures that are semi-aggresive but will stop fighting if diplomatic solutions are on the table. That said Beau hits just about everything that looks at her funny and the last undead she looked at knocked her out in a second...

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 4 года назад +32

      @@SageSchispell The thing is, they were already trying to be peaceful.
      Like painting your self-destruct button green, Matt sent conflicting signals when he told them to roll initiative, effectively saying to the group "this is going to be a combat" when that didn't actually need to be the case.

  • @peter_parkour
    @peter_parkour 4 года назад +172

    2:06:10 "Do you wanna talk or do you wanna make this ugly?" Cad had such a bad day his De Rolo is showing 😂

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 4 года назад

      All he'd need is a pistol in hand and it'd be set lol

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 3 года назад +6

      (Caduceus is always soured by Undead presence, even when technically allied, isn’t he?)

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 года назад +5

      @@alecLogan as a grave domain cleric, the undead will always unsettle him as it goes against what he stands for. Grave domain is essentially tailored to usually fit the raven queen, as she too is against all forms of undead, but beings like lichs and vampires are very much on her 'to destroy list'

  • @carolinemckee7009
    @carolinemckee7009 4 года назад +307

    The water escape/bird conversation had me crying because that has been every single one of my group's D&D sessions, down to Matt's facial expressions from our DM, and I love it.
    For context, I'm usually the Nott/Caduceus in this situation; the terrible bat shit insane plans that have a 30% chance of working, but I just keep throwing them out because something has to work.

    • @Nitram4392
      @Nitram4392 4 года назад +1

      Perfect session. 👌

  • @mechathunandthecultofdeath4958
    @mechathunandthecultofdeath4958 4 года назад +635

    *ALSO KNOWN AS : WE PUNCH THE ONES WE LOVE*

    • @Veloletum
      @Veloletum 4 года назад +11

      They punch anything and everything apparently.

    • @AsianHazza09
      @AsianHazza09 4 года назад +22

      The thing is are we even surprised? I remember a certain burnt goblin in a pit of bones

    • @sahellove2679
      @sahellove2679 4 года назад +3

      Why did I just think of the thumbnail when I read this? 😂

    • @BaronVonHoovy
      @BaronVonHoovy 4 года назад +15

      @@AsianHazza09 I mean, tbf, Matt suddenly calling for initiative and bringing out the battle map read like a clear "they're hostile now" - RAW, initiative *only* begins when one party initiates active hostility, and while Matt doesn't always use it that way, when he does it differently he normally says something like "let's see how this plays out, but for now, roll initiative." And the battle map almost always comes out for... well... battles. Coupled with the fact Marisha had just been nearly OHKO'd last episode by an undead she tried to play nice with, and that an action spent on a failed check to negotiate with a hostile enemy is an action wasted, I think Matt really dropped the ball on communication if he expected it to go anywhere *but* combat at that point.

    • @CraigPaschang
      @CraigPaschang 4 года назад +3

      16:40 “Are you doing damage?” - “Sure.” - “Why?” - “Uh... because Beau.”

  • @lucianbittner9400
    @lucianbittner9400 3 года назад +51

    Vocodo: ah I see what she's done, she's painted a box full of gunpowder, to look like and offering, as a diveeeersion

    • @sweetsparrow
      @sweetsparrow Год назад +6

      This comment is brilliant and deeply underrated. 🎶so shiny🎶