SMP Earth: The Empire Begins

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @coolcatcastle8
    @coolcatcastle8 4 года назад +5211

    4:34
    Technoblade: madagascar, you’ve ruined too many of my plague inc. games
    Greenland: hold my cure

    • @morbincrusader5123
      @morbincrusader5123 4 года назад +97

      Iceland has rekt me too many times in plague inc

    • @asairayn
      @asairayn 4 года назад +66

      Morocco: *you were saying?*

    • @DatAliveBoi
      @DatAliveBoi 4 года назад +8

      Kitten Catastrophe I feel so connected with u

    • @kassiaactuallydraws9361
      @kassiaactuallydraws9361 4 года назад +4

      @@asairayn accurate

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 4 года назад +7

      @@DatAliveBoi dead babies and kittens dont mix, bro

  • @ph1lza
    @ph1lza 5 лет назад +28322

    Just realised our nation was born in blood... seems appropriate lmao

  • @arihieu
    @arihieu 4 года назад +5065

    The first episode:
    Starting smp earth
    Second episode:
    “I conquered the world”

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 2 года назад +1318

    I’d always wanted to watch this series, but never got around to it. Now it hits so differently.

  • @subscribetonsytgaming5312
    @subscribetonsytgaming5312 5 лет назад +6475

    Interviewer: so techno, what part of the planet do you want
    Techno: yes

    • @randomphoenix20
      @randomphoenix20 5 лет назад +65

      You know when he says "we are getting kicked out within a week"... Yeah, almost happened.

    • @cameronkhanpour3002
      @cameronkhanpour3002 5 лет назад +13

      @@randomphoenix20 really? what happened? I haven't kept up on what is happening

    • @ebtheartist3843
      @ebtheartist3843 5 лет назад +24

      @@cameronkhanpour3002 Techno literally claimed the whole map

    • @maezhang1477
      @maezhang1477 4 года назад +8

      A l l Of It

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 года назад +3

      lmao

  • @aid3n461
    @aid3n461 5 лет назад +2888

    *Technoblade joins the server*
    Everyone else in the game: *Chuckles*
    "i'm in danger"

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 5 лет назад +4

      Yes

    • @Aa-vn5gu
      @Aa-vn5gu 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @Murasaki_Saya
      @Murasaki_Saya 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @MN-ys2pe
      @MN-ys2pe 4 года назад +9

      Literally what happened to everyone of "Manburg" when techno joined yesterday

    • @ociorel
      @ociorel 4 года назад

      666 likes

  • @pita_whale949
    @pita_whale949 5 лет назад +6845

    Everyone: Officially claiming land.
    Techno: Doesn’t claim land but decides to dibs the whole planet.

    • @mmmnmmm675
      @mmmnmmm675 5 лет назад +183

      he ended up claiming the world later and had to go to court

    • @averagegirl3873
      @averagegirl3873 5 лет назад +85

      And that's how you get things done. Dibs, Shotgun and not it!

    • @gubboxthwok
      @gubboxthwok 4 года назад +10

      I’m calling bs
      He called dibs

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +7

      Foreshadowing

    • @KazualBopthKatze
      @KazualBopthKatze 4 года назад +17

      @@averagegirl3873 Then he pulls out a shotgun from his pocket and loads it.

  • @r4v3n719
    @r4v3n719 2 года назад +1549

    like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

    • @Vivilly1425
      @Vivilly1425 2 года назад +16

      I’m watching all of his videos ever made bc I still can’t believe it 🥺

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +2

      E‎ ‎

    • @JulianWuzHear
      @JulianWuzHear 2 года назад +1

      @@EEEEEEEE I agree.

    • @Speckage
      @Speckage Год назад

      Guilty

    • @xwanderer84
      @xwanderer84 Год назад +1

      Same

  • @leeroyjenkns5182
    @leeroyjenkns5182 5 лет назад +4309

    Everyone else: "I'm just gonna build a small cabin"
    Techno: **claims the moon**

    • @spikeman7641
      @spikeman7641 5 лет назад +23

      TFM123: claims the universe

    • @puff.3809
      @puff.3809 5 лет назад +33

      Spike Man, techno was already 69 steps ahead of him

    • @KN1GHTCRAB
      @KN1GHTCRAB 5 лет назад +8

      @@puff.3809 technoblade got dibs

    • @jon_noj
      @jon_noj 5 лет назад +11

      He pulled a Gru on them lmao

    • @litteralyjustsam5262
      @litteralyjustsam5262 5 лет назад +1

      and u take the moon

  • @ehoncrack9413
    @ehoncrack9413 4 года назад +12635

    and remember
    this whole series is just for throwing squid kid off the trail

    • @owenp4068
      @owenp4068 4 года назад +814

      Squid kid is crying himself to sleep

    • @ehoncrack9413
      @ehoncrack9413 4 года назад +47

      @@bentrosaur5459 same

    • @_username
      @_username 4 года назад +202

      I laugh when someone says technoblade isn't a genius

    • @mlijekoR6
      @mlijekoR6 4 года назад +15

      L

    • @aegis3505
      @aegis3505 4 года назад +37

      whyst am I deadnt, my only achievement hath be yoinketh

  • @mastersonogashira1796
    @mastersonogashira1796 5 лет назад +3696

    Techno: we are stealing resources from Africa
    Europe: now I see potential in this young man

    • @cxtrusss
      @cxtrusss 5 лет назад +3

      And-yS lmao

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @TOG285
      @TOG285 5 лет назад +11

      As an European, I liked this joke.

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 4 года назад +17

      "an European" I don't even know if that's correct or incorrect. "A one", "an honour" I don't even know anymore. I *think* "an" is used for words that start with the *sound* of a vowel and "a" for the sound of a consonant but idk. If I'm correct, I'ma be a grammar nazi and say that's incorrect.

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 4 года назад +2

      More like the middle East.

  • @kirrbowkat
    @kirrbowkat 2 года назад +169

    Seriously can’t believe you’re gone. RIP Techno❤️ Rewatching all your videos to uplift my mood! Long Live The Blood God

  • @idontevenknow3002
    @idontevenknow3002 5 лет назад +4729

    The entire point of the server: Take over the world
    Techno: Takes over the world
    Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that

    • @youngcosmic1
      @youngcosmic1 5 лет назад +137

      I don’t even Know I know right, so what was the point of the server? To live in peace like reality? I don’t think so!

    • @antimatter9412
      @antimatter9412 5 лет назад +4

      True, True

    • @duck5843
      @duck5843 5 лет назад +22

      No, thats not how youre supposed to play the game

    • @NahIdBlahBlah
      @NahIdBlahBlah 5 лет назад +71

      I was there during the trial *it was whack*

    • @hindimovies7328
      @hindimovies7328 5 лет назад +46

      England did it , France did it, Antarctica did it...

  • @xylyan
    @xylyan 5 лет назад +2685

    “I used to rule the world.”
    -Technoblade 1 week after the server started

    • @noahyi642
      @noahyi642 5 лет назад +97

      "Chunks would load when I gave the word"
      -Also Technoblade

    • @coinsboostmyego3068
      @coinsboostmyego3068 5 лет назад +48

      “ Now I sleep on the ice “
      also techno

    • @brittanysteele5079
      @brittanysteele5079 5 лет назад

      ._.

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 5 лет назад +2

      @@coinsboostmyego3068 ? you ruined it, that's not how it goes at all wtf

    • @coinsboostmyego3068
      @coinsboostmyego3068 5 лет назад +2

      @@itsoracle if its from stream idk. I was just making the lyrics up there

  • @thelivingdarkness1399
    @thelivingdarkness1399 4 года назад +4199

    Techno: Gets Diamonds
    Tommy: You mean, our diamonds comrade

    • @carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826
      @carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826 3 года назад +73

      Communist Tommyinnit

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 3 года назад +94

      @@carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826 commieinnit

    • @justgamingjmq5080
      @justgamingjmq5080 3 года назад +17

      Yeah, he doesn’t upload so we are all watching ancient videos

    • @NotVeryNormal259
      @NotVeryNormal259 2 года назад +3

      soyuz nerushimy respublik naveki velikaya rus ПОЧЕМУ РАСПАЛ СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ

    • @aliakseyfryauf2123
      @aliakseyfryauf2123 2 года назад +1

      @@NotVeryNormal259 НЕ ЗНАЮ 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @pkhl_1617
    @pkhl_1617 2 года назад +382

    Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything.
    Blood for the Blood God.
    Rest In Peace.

    • @brumbrumroma
      @brumbrumroma 2 года назад +9

      He will always live in our hearts. Technoblade never dies!

    • @pkhl_1617
      @pkhl_1617 2 года назад +4

      Rest In Peace Techno. 🙏 love you bro

    • @Purtle
      @Purtle 2 года назад +2

      @Techno The Pig same..

    • @vasaaviarion
      @vasaaviarion 2 года назад

      Ha! You think hes done? Hes up there right now finding a way to kill god

    • @straw-hat-iicy
      @straw-hat-iicy 2 года назад

      @@bontheartist7509 you can't survive without a liver

  • @airbearsarrow3426
    @airbearsarrow3426 5 лет назад +12281

    “The nether is disabled, because that doesn’t make sense.”
    *laughs in netherlands*

    • @iwatchanime0
      @iwatchanime0 5 лет назад +719

      That is the biggest meme opportunity

    • @aditawkawick
      @aditawkawick 5 лет назад +209

      Underrated lmao

    • @Dra3oon
      @Dra3oon 5 лет назад +39

      Elecdrone I second that

    • @adiyaod6291
      @adiyaod6291 5 лет назад +13

      Lol when I see 2 comments that are the same one after another
      you copy

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 5 лет назад +24

      Ok this is clever

  • @moistnapkin1512
    @moistnapkin1512 5 лет назад +751

    "What's he gonna do, show up with strength potions?"
    *proceeds to show up with a bomber plane*

    • @_SodaZ
      @_SodaZ 5 лет назад +7

      It gives me feelings of power to Craft strength potions in UHCs

    • @kristopher4130
      @kristopher4130 3 года назад

      666 likes nice

    • @power2ix605
      @power2ix605 3 года назад

      Not a bomber pleb

  • @eleazarsares6245
    @eleazarsares6245 5 лет назад +429

    “I call dibs on Earth”
    Everyone against Techno- Why do I hear boss music

    • @Ami-eu6nk
      @Ami-eu6nk 5 лет назад

      Ha just wait he has a plan

    • @originalname8541
      @originalname8541 5 лет назад

      @@Ami-eu6nk he has a *plane**

    • @Ami-eu6nk
      @Ami-eu6nk 5 лет назад

      @@originalname8541 he will have much much more.... If you watch the stream

  • @hanyyylet6
    @hanyyylet6 2 года назад +971

    Let us remember and grieve but know that Technoblade never dies. He'll always be in our hearts.

  • @angel-ca
    @angel-ca 5 лет назад +1389

    any streamer: heads to Antarctica
    techno’s viewers: *something’s wrong*

    • @curse4384
      @curse4384 5 лет назад +58

      Something’s wrong i can FEEL IT

    • @lacedmyweed
      @lacedmyweed 5 лет назад +7

      Dominic McCloy just a feeling I got like something’s about to happen

    • @gabrielfielka2746
      @gabrielfielka2746 5 лет назад +6

      But I don't know what

    • @lacedmyweed
      @lacedmyweed 5 лет назад +8

      Gabriel Fielka and if this means what. I think it means we’re in trouble big trouble

    • @hinzlim9166
      @hinzlim9166 5 лет назад

      @@lacedmyweed we're? Their

  • @aeinzalot
    @aeinzalot 5 лет назад +6476

    Can’t wait till next episode when Techno calls dibs on the entire solar system.

    • @neooblisk0084
      @neooblisk0084 4 года назад +23

      Yes

    • @leewor17
      @leewor17 4 года назад +24

      And then then every galaxy outside of earth

    • @dfhbuin8546
      @dfhbuin8546 4 года назад +12

      leewor17 bruh u mean the milky Way

    • @corruption7841
      @corruption7841 4 года назад +12

      He will take over wakanda

    • @thegamingreaper3731
      @thegamingreaper3731 4 года назад +4

      Dfhb Uin lol no, there are more than one galaxy

  • @kaifulbright5241
    @kaifulbright5241 5 лет назад +460

    Techno: One of the first to acquire diamonds
    Tommy: You know what people call me, Techno?

  • @P5kr
    @P5kr 2 года назад +238

    After taking over Antarctica, Techno will now conquer the kingdom of heaven.

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 2 года назад +2

      beautiful

    • @planefan082
      @planefan082 2 года назад +10

      "HeavenSMP pt2: The Coup For God's Throne"

    • @beanboy4378
      @beanboy4378 2 года назад

      Rip 🪦 techno

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed 2 года назад +13

      “Hey guys, Technoblade here, we have conquered heaven and now will be taking over the multiverse and becoming god, hope you like and subscribe and tune in to the next video”
      Rip Technoblade, Alex

    • @UltraPancake-qe6vh
      @UltraPancake-qe6vh Год назад +2

      techno be like today we have taken over tge multiverse and now own the infinity gauntlet and have the avengers on my sad and. i shall now use the infinity gauntlet on squid kid

  • @teal3af49
    @teal3af49 4 года назад +3853

    But little did we know-
    This was just a distraction for the one and only war-
    *the potato war*

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 лет назад +1498

    “The Nether is disabled because that doesn’t make sense in the context of Earth.”
    *cries in Hell*

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 5 лет назад +45

      *Cries in school, work or social interaction*

    • @jesucristo4168
      @jesucristo4168 5 лет назад +23

      Netherlands?

    • @doghut
      @doghut 5 лет назад +1

      @@LocalDeepstateAgent huh?

    • @theantknight6132
      @theantknight6132 5 лет назад +17

      @@doghut all of those are hell. Besides social interaction. That's only hell half the time. Theres some cool people out there.

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 5 лет назад +1

      *cries in half of all living creatures*

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 4 года назад +3678

    imagine techno as president
    technoblade: DIBS ON THE PLANET
    everyone else involved with this: It's hard to argue with his assessment.

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 4 года назад +70

      Technoblade hates goverments so if he became president he would destroy anything related to goverments and declare total anarchy

    • @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial
      @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial 3 года назад +20

      If he became president then he would have a lot of supporters I'm sure

    • @silv830
      @silv830 3 года назад +3

      Pretty sure if he becames president, he'll stab everyone that has power and remove presidency

    • @user-qs9tm6ib5l
      @user-qs9tm6ib5l 3 года назад +3

      Bet u forgot u commanted that hahaa

    • @b.r.6405
      @b.r.6405 3 года назад

      He’d probably be a dictator and start a genocide, and he would be democratic, but only he can vote (Facism)

  • @etrandex6407
    @etrandex6407 2 года назад +47

    Never watched his content during his lifetime mainly because I'm not into minecraft content but after his tragic passing I decided to watch some of his vids and now I know how much golden content I've missed out on. Rest in peace, Techno. ❤

  • @saivion
    @saivion 5 лет назад +860

    RUclips Creators: what inspires you to make RUclips videos?
    Technoblade: *MONEY*

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 5 лет назад +16

      DEMONIZED

    • @ralseidafluffyboi7798
      @ralseidafluffyboi7798 4 года назад +6

      I mean, who truly doesn't?

    • @maru93-c1x
      @maru93-c1x 4 года назад +23

      @@ralseidafluffyboi7798 Stampylonghead
      Nostalgia: **kicks me in the head**

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 4 года назад +1

      Wait he tweeted/replied that 6 months ago? I feel like it was longer ago huh-

    • @jhebawb2966
      @jhebawb2966 4 года назад +4

      Also potatoes

  • @scuffed_mp4
    @scuffed_mp4 5 лет назад +654

    Techno: (3:34)
    When are we gonna build nukes
    *sees diamonds*
    Never mind

    • @skoobydookie_ESBz
      @skoobydookie_ESBz 5 лет назад +3

      Was gunna like but its at 69 likes
      Ight imma head out

    • @irongolem1476
      @irongolem1476 5 лет назад +3

      @@skoobydookie_ESBz There. I changed it

    • @calebg6587
      @calebg6587 5 лет назад +1

      @@irongolem1476 YOU MONSTER!

    • @djaydeved
      @djaydeved 5 лет назад

      @@irongolem1476 you afre the destroyer no one asked for reeee

    • @conthegamer
      @conthegamer Год назад

      @@irongolem1476 lol

  • @zen9016
    @zen9016 5 лет назад +1764

    "We're getting bombed"
    "We out here in iron ARMOR and this man is already at WWII technology"
    -Japan, 1945

    • @freyahWF
      @freyahWF 5 лет назад +9

      Lmaoooooo

    • @ZRob23523
      @ZRob23523 5 лет назад +41

      America: so when are we making nukes?

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 5 лет назад +3

      well, technically they were in WWII. so :/ xD

    • @zen9016
      @zen9016 5 лет назад +2

      @@DaDerpyCarrot :(((

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 5 лет назад +1

      @@zen9016 xd

  • @Mr.Pyromaniac
    @Mr.Pyromaniac 2 года назад +37

    I'm rewatching his videos after his passing. He will never be truly dead.

  • @FestiveRocket
    @FestiveRocket 5 лет назад +5098

    Techno: **Goes to Africa for resources**
    Also Techno: *“Where”s the food at?”*
    _Edit: Thankful edits are stupid_

    • @MK-wq1nz
      @MK-wq1nz 5 лет назад +70

      this oned good

    • @nurhid5742
      @nurhid5742 5 лет назад +53

      Accurate

    • @comradejack5376
      @comradejack5376 5 лет назад +17

      Load up I'm in need of a good market garden-ing

    • @mastersonogashira1796
      @mastersonogashira1796 5 лет назад +19

      Stalin: “now I see potential in this man”

    • @comradejack5376
      @comradejack5376 5 лет назад +4

      @@mastersonogashira1796 Indeed. I do think this. I see so much potential they shall have 1 milisecond removed from gulag time.

  • @tiagotazoniero4488
    @tiagotazoniero4488 4 года назад +1241

    "Lets go to Africa..."
    "Where is the food"
    I know its wrong but I laughed

    • @Al-Ashariyyah
      @Al-Ashariyyah 3 года назад +42

      🤣🤣 it took me a second to realize the joke LMAOOAOAA

    • @Dolphin_Wooo
      @Dolphin_Wooo 3 года назад +17

      oh no OH GOD NO

    • @Al-Ashariyyah
      @Al-Ashariyyah 3 года назад +13

      @@Wishuk112 yk africa and uhhh poor people and uhhhh poverty and stuff and yeah

    • @Al-Ashariyyah
      @Al-Ashariyyah 3 года назад +8

      @kuhromi true imma have to agree with you on that one, america only goes to a poor country when they hear the word "oil"

    • @hyperphobic6331
      @hyperphobic6331 3 года назад +4

      it was a joke yall 💀

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +1800

    Technoblade: **Takes over the world**
    Everyone: Let's ban this nerd.
    _Just like in Minecraft Monday people are jealous of Techno's extreme brilliance and power_

    • @fopdoodle1344
      @fopdoodle1344 5 лет назад +1

      How tf are they jealous?

    • @loadingfont
      @loadingfont 5 лет назад +39

      It’s a joke.

    • @seanathonhooper
      @seanathonhooper 5 лет назад +22

      @@fopdoodle1344 If you would take over the world china would be pretty jealous tbh

    • @bigmendi3444
      @bigmendi3444 5 лет назад +2

      fopdoodle chill

    • @viperverse6742
      @viperverse6742 5 лет назад +5

      @@fopdoodle1344 Its an ongoing joke that began on minecraft monday, just saying if you genuinely don't know

  • @tedmarcak287
    @tedmarcak287 5 месяцев назад +10

    This entire video gives off “hey guys, today I felt cute so I subjugated the entire world under my unified empire with me as the emperor” vibes

  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 5 лет назад +2917

    Techno: *Invades Africa to steal their resources*
    America: *"Imma pretend I didn't see that"*

  • @bigboinoob6937
    @bigboinoob6937 4 года назад +3368

    Every smp is techno and Phil against the world

    • @YESYES-yesyes.yesyes
      @YESYES-yesyes.yesyes 3 года назад +126

      “Techno and Phil joining Hermitcraft”

    • @whyar3y0uga34
      @whyar3y0uga34 3 года назад +74

      @@YESYES-yesyes.yesyes They make the mycelium resistance look like coarse dirt

    • @universal5459
      @universal5459 3 года назад +11

      This time, literally

    • @xentl1783
      @xentl1783 3 года назад +7

      He's not wrong

    • @user-tf6hd7zn7g
      @user-tf6hd7zn7g 3 года назад +16

      It will always be techno and Phil to the end

  • @owen5111
    @owen5111 5 лет назад +1128

    "Why aren't the chest combining?"
    Crouches while putting them down

    • @Ashwin-md9ie
      @Ashwin-md9ie 5 лет назад +47

      Wait, that's a thing?

    • @gearoidgarvey8266
      @gearoidgarvey8266 5 лет назад +84

      It was only added in 1.13, techno rarely plays post 1.9

    • @nabi7701
      @nabi7701 4 года назад +8

      Wait that's a thing??? No wonder that happens to me sometimes.

    • @Random_citizen943
      @Random_citizen943 2 года назад

      Techno noob

  • @ricardocea2169
    @ricardocea2169 2 года назад +23

    Rest In Peace our glorious emperor of SMP Earth. May the Antarctic empire live on

  • @sleepyysleep
    @sleepyysleep 4 года назад +664

    Techno: *sees pigman*
    Techno: *_MY PEOPPPPLEEEE_*

    • @hummingcow1550
      @hummingcow1550 4 года назад +24

      And his people exiled him

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 4 года назад +7

      @@hummingcow1550 just like tommy in dreamsmp

    • @killinglyre
      @killinglyre 4 года назад +3

      @@ghost_animates7926 i 🕴️

    • @twoad7601
      @twoad7601 4 года назад

      @@ghost_animates7926 stfu kid

    • @twoad7601
      @twoad7601 4 года назад

      @@ghost_animates7926 you litarly make gacha videos

  • @simplybecca6959
    @simplybecca6959 5 лет назад +255

    ToTo: bless the rains down in africa
    Techno: the rain is mine

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 5 лет назад +4

      He called dips on the weather.

    • @CreepyKiller0202
      @CreepyKiller0202 3 года назад +1

      Teechno: yep and everything else their is proof ii called dibs

  • @spongebobsquarepants6935
    @spongebobsquarepants6935 4 года назад +6414

    Technoblade: it’ll take me about 2 to 3-
    Me: Ah, finally he’s being reasonable
    Also Technoblade: *2 T O 3 H O U R S*

    • @eradicateeverything8773
      @eradicateeverything8773 4 года назад +53

      When was this again

    • @blendyboi5023
      @blendyboi5023 4 года назад +66

      @@eradicateeverything8773 yes

    • @alfredjames4530
      @alfredjames4530 4 года назад +99

      Hours that’s a really nice estimate, but I was thinking 2-3 milliseconds

    • @blendyboi5023
      @blendyboi5023 4 года назад +20

      @@eradicateeverything8773 also its at the start
      Were u too lazy to watch

    • @eradicateeverything8773
      @eradicateeverything8773 4 года назад +7

      @@blendyboi5023 thanks but that comment was like a month ago lol

  • @TextualDeviant
    @TextualDeviant 2 года назад +85

    I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success.
    When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end.
    Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a RUclipsr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous RUclipsr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them.
    For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then.
    My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place.
    Sincerely, one of those nerds.

    • @purechaos1091
      @purechaos1091 2 года назад +4

      o7

    • @yungqumkuat7411
      @yungqumkuat7411 2 года назад

      beautiful

    • @captainpixel362
      @captainpixel362 2 года назад +1

      You copied this from another techno comment section

    • @Megagamer-xy9vk
      @Megagamer-xy9vk 2 года назад

      That comment was beautifully written I too was there before 2019 and see him as you do I will always remember how his humor and fun and silly personality brought me joy in some of my darkest hours he truly was a treasure

    • @Megagamer-xy9vk
      @Megagamer-xy9vk 2 года назад +1

      o7

  • @Mr35diamonds
    @Mr35diamonds 5 лет назад +549

    FitMC is like the physical embodiment of the Pooh classy meme
    "Let's teamup"
    FitMC: "I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership"

    • @user-gt3dj9et5d
      @user-gt3dj9et5d 5 лет назад +28

      I meannnnn Florida’s got Florida man sooooooo

    • @vzPander
      @vzPander 5 лет назад +6

      nukes under cinderal castle in disney world yeahh

    • @luj6455
      @luj6455 5 лет назад +6

      Fit is so official like he is saying that they are gonna have a "Mutualy Beneficial Partnership"

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 5 лет назад +1

      Absolutely I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership.

  • @1nfg364
    @1nfg364 4 года назад +1750

    Techno: goes to Africa
    Also techno: complains about the lack of food

  • @philip1s590
    @philip1s590 5 лет назад +450

    Techno: * flies in plane *
    Chat: TECHNOPLANE✈️

    • @sensei_monke798
      @sensei_monke798 5 лет назад +18

      Techno *rides on boat*
      Chat: ⛵️ T E C H N O B O A T ⛵️

    • @voidacle8116
      @voidacle8116 5 лет назад

      technoblane

    • @soa0
      @soa0 5 лет назад

      C0ntrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channěl and I would appreciate it if you checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I swear if I see one girl

    • @adamabiade2999
      @adamabiade2999 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao, my friend irl has the username technoplane. She got hella lucky

  • @QwertyIsCool
    @QwertyIsCool 2 года назад +27

    This series was amazing. It is sad to see him go. RIP

  • @matthew-63
    @matthew-63 5 лет назад +522

    "I was gonna give you steak!"
    "well I got the steak now..."

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +3

      Murder, the best way to receive a package

    • @aidanlee7581
      @aidanlee7581 4 года назад +7

      Banana I too murder my pizza delivery man

  • @GeneralChrisGaming
    @GeneralChrisGaming 5 лет назад +333

    "We out here with in armor and this man's already gone to world war 2 levels of technology"

  • @undergamer2748
    @undergamer2748 5 лет назад +410

    Techno: i want to take over one continet
    Also techno: *i own the moon now*

    • @soa0
      @soa0 5 лет назад

      Contrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channel and I would appreciate it if yøu checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I sw£ar if I see one girl

    • @cheeseyasscheek9186
      @cheeseyasscheek9186 5 лет назад +9

      @@soa0 shit up

    • @llamas1395
      @llamas1395 5 лет назад +2

      *NEXT TIME ON TECHNO'S QUEST TO WORLD DOMINATION* Techno takes over the universe

    • @shaqtinoah
      @shaqtinoah 5 лет назад +2

      Nah captain sparkles already got there

    • @jaysternumber1
      @jaysternumber1 5 лет назад

      ur dad best thing I’ve seen all day.

  • @flamoof
    @flamoof 23 дня назад +3

    The parallels are killing me, remembering this SMP, him and ph1Iza built their places in the antarctic, and in the DSMP they built their place in the snow

  • @twistymcyeet3765
    @twistymcyeet3765 5 лет назад +1829

    "I'm getting kicked out of this server in a week"
    **Week passes**
    Techno: *Nearly gets kicked out of the server*

    • @jennifern9911
      @jennifern9911 5 лет назад +85

      At least he accomplished his goal of world domination

    • @haroldflowers9350
      @haroldflowers9350 5 лет назад +17

      Wait when? I missed it ;-;

    • @rekunan
      @rekunan 5 лет назад +175

      @@haroldflowers9350 His thrid stream of SMP Earth, he claims land in a border around the Earth and the online map viewer they use makes it look like he claimed the whole Earth. The owner got on and there was this whole trial on how they should punish Technoblade and also debating over the rules of the server.

    • @Kzy365
      @Kzy365 5 лет назад +8

      RektWithStyle wut

    • @haroldflowers9350
      @haroldflowers9350 5 лет назад +72

      RektWithStyle Omg lol. Only techno can actually just claim the entire earth

  • @supportivesammy1802
    @supportivesammy1802 5 лет назад +3519

    Nobody:
    Technoblade in Africa: where is all the food at

  • @jyjori
    @jyjori 3 года назад +712

    technoblade saying "wheres the food" while in africa is one of the mist unintentionally funny jokes ive ever heard

  • @TheRagingBlizzard
    @TheRagingBlizzard 6 месяцев назад +11

    4 years later and we still haven’t figured out what computer techno ran that crazy texture pack on

  • @imunoriginal382
    @imunoriginal382 5 лет назад +783

    Techo: "dibs"
    Everyone: "oh boi"

    • @aoa1032
      @aoa1032 5 лет назад

      Hey remember when techno said dibs on ireland

    • @daviddavid-mi5qw
      @daviddavid-mi5qw 5 лет назад +1

      Karol Joseph Gabriel remember when he said dibs on the planet then 1 week later he did it

  • @keithanpepper1291
    @keithanpepper1291 5 лет назад +410

    “What is Smp Earth?”
    Risk the board game but it’s relevant

    • @Just_A_Husk
      @Just_A_Husk 5 лет назад +16

      God i love that game. Once i refused to take the last part of Africa and Australia just so i wouldn't have completed the task of getting 3 continents.
      Continued to take over the world.

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 5 лет назад +3

      Eat me

  • @tuneclan99
    @tuneclan99 5 лет назад +193

    "I'm thinking it'll take two maybe 3 hours to subjugate this planet" - European Colonists

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 5 лет назад +2

      British empire, German reich, Mongol empire, Japanese imperial divinity, Roman empire.........

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 5 лет назад

      @@ultraaatf the guy who lists like 5 different empires that this quote applies to? yes

  • @thatonenoob1050
    @thatonenoob1050 2 года назад +9

    it hurtseven more when you hear him say i wanna live at 2:06

  • @soulstornado1002
    @soulstornado1002 5 лет назад +96

    Technoblade: *goes to Africa*
    Also Technoblade: “That’s the first step to any world domination.”
    “Stealing resources from Africa”

  • @user-lz5wp5cg4y
    @user-lz5wp5cg4y 5 лет назад +572

    Technoblade: chaotic evil
    Philza: chaotic neutral
    VoiceOverPete: chaotic good

    • @kashcarter9485
      @kashcarter9485 5 лет назад +4

      Tos

    • @vaivod_
      @vaivod_ 5 лет назад +11

      hotel: trivago

    • @razorsaber2287
      @razorsaber2287 5 лет назад +14

      They all even out to the all mighty CHAOTIC EMPIRE

    • @justarandommimikyu8474
      @justarandommimikyu8474 5 лет назад +8

      Nah, it’s more like:
      Technoblade: chaotic evil
      Philza: lawful neutral
      Voiceover Pete: neutral good

    • @user-lz5wp5cg4y
      @user-lz5wp5cg4y 5 лет назад +4

      Just a Random mimikyu watch the video titled “voiceoverpete takes over the entirety of smp earth”, Pete is very chaotic, trust me, we have given him too much power

  • @lordmumblyiii2886
    @lordmumblyiii2886 3 года назад +337

    all of them: supposed to take over the world
    technoblade and phil: take over the world themselves
    *He's a little confused, but he got the spirit*

  • @capitancat5131
    @capitancat5131 Год назад +3

    Jam: *trying to be nice by delivering some steak*
    Technoblade: *brutally murders him and then he steals his stuff* "Delivery successful
    "

  • @TrafficPartyHatTest
    @TrafficPartyHatTest 4 года назад +382

    SMP Earth? More like SIMP EARTH!
    Note: do not simp on the planet earth, it will not acknowledge your 1000+ donations

  • @mariomoreno6940
    @mariomoreno6940 4 года назад +499

    who knew the moon was in Antartica, that shit's kinda messed up.

    • @ChangedNames
      @ChangedNames 4 года назад +43

      Why do you think humans reached the moon only after finding Antarctica

    • @mariomoreno6940
      @mariomoreno6940 4 года назад +9

      No way, really?

    • @yeye3282
      @yeye3282 3 года назад

      Ohno- is this the start of the third impact?-

  • @nellyssa0
    @nellyssa0 4 года назад +904

    "the nether doesn't exist cuz that doesn't make sence"
    ... But Pigman in a cave do?

  • @elisabethsky6296
    @elisabethsky6296 2 года назад +9

    He did take over the world but sadly he is not here to see us worship him. May he Rest In Peace

  • @Wavetune
    @Wavetune 5 лет назад +3011

    Nobody:
    Technoblade’s chat:
    🌎 T E C H N O P L A N E T 🌎

    • @green2376-s7b
      @green2376-s7b 5 лет назад +104

      I think you mean ✈️ T E C H N O P L A N E ✈️

    • @clnne
      @clnne 5 лет назад +17

      T E C H N O P L A N E

    • @zEliazar
      @zEliazar 5 лет назад +4

      Wavetune he owns the moon aswell

    • @danzotik99
      @danzotik99 5 лет назад +17

      ⛵T E C H N O B O A T⛵

    • @HowHorror
      @HowHorror 5 лет назад

      P

  • @Torples
    @Torples 5 лет назад +316

    Nobody:
    Techno: Hippity hoppity, your land will soon be my property

  • @sirzodiac9575
    @sirzodiac9575 5 лет назад +470

    Technoblade: What is SMPEarth?
    Me: Something for you to conquer

    • @bulanexe6295
      @bulanexe6295 5 лет назад +5

      SMP Earth is a live streamed server, with all of your favorite youtubers
      And tommyinit

  • @ifonlyyouknew
    @ifonlyyouknew 2 года назад +3

    Thank you Techno. For everything you have done. It is so sad that so many of us will never get you meet you, but you were still able to change our lives and we could never thank you enough for that.

  • @abbysteffens7813
    @abbysteffens7813 3 года назад +217

    "Techno calls dibs on Africa"
    The British: well... This sucks

  • @ToyosatomimiNoThug
    @ToyosatomimiNoThug 5 лет назад +690

    Everyone in Africa ever: “Where’s the food at?!”

    • @ibnhe9024
      @ibnhe9024 5 лет назад +9

      OK, haha.
      Completely terrible joke, You Dirty WASTE OF SPACE.
      Edit: First of all I didn't really mean this kid was a waste of space, that a job ke and n itself

    • @zlabobabil
      @zlabobabil 5 лет назад +13

      Everyone in Africa who sees technoblade: IT IS FOOD!

    • @brad1552
      @brad1552 5 лет назад +17

      Ibn He if you’re that sensitive get off the internet

    • @irongolem1476
      @irongolem1476 5 лет назад

      @@ibnhe9024 no u

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona 5 лет назад +5

      brayzenn // It’s a terrible dark humor. Isn’t even relevant with the video. It’s just to appear edgy.

  • @crabby4911
    @crabby4911 5 лет назад +819

    Techno: **gets diamonds**
    Tommy: *i serve the communist*

  • @starchildofthesun
    @starchildofthesun 5 месяцев назад +4

    Techno in the DSMP: *An anarchist*
    Techno in SMP Earth: *runs an empire*
    me: "Confused unga bunga..."

  • @justinhanna6118
    @justinhanna6118 5 лет назад +417

    Madagascar is like
    "Someone coughed in Europe?"
    "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!"

    • @levinies2187
      @levinies2187 5 лет назад +1

      Justin Hanna iceland though

    • @teseofabbri1812
      @teseofabbri1812 5 лет назад +10

      Well what about New Zealand and greenland

    • @justinhanna6118
      @justinhanna6118 5 лет назад

      I can typically get those but Madagascar is the one that always lives

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 5 лет назад +2

      greenland be like "oh someone in antarctica had like that sneeze feeling but didn't actually sneeze? time to shut down EVERY METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION"
      And this is why i always go for infectability and unevolve symptoms, then once i have all that, i save up for a long time for points, AND MAKE EVERY HUMAN PERSON SHIT THEIR PANTS IN AN INSTANT

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 лет назад

      Yeah hate these islands countries. They shut down and you'll never be able to get there. *Looks at greenland and Madagascar*

  • @chxns
    @chxns 5 лет назад +391

    Anyone on SMPEarth:
    Techno: Hippity Hoppity get off my property

    • @ThickThighLover69
      @ThickThighLover69 5 лет назад +10

      You mean "hippity hoppety I claim all ur property".

    • @grammarpolice4563
      @grammarpolice4563 5 лет назад +3

      Hippity Hoppity this Earth is my property.

    • @axel1ca
      @axel1ca 5 лет назад +1

      hippity hoppity you’re world is my property

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 лет назад +1

      Hippity hoppity everything and everyone is my property

    • @quinncullen7145
      @quinncullen7145 5 лет назад +1

      Millie Chan hippity hoppity this isn’t funny and overused

  • @Zyaf
    @Zyaf 5 лет назад +80

    Minecraft RUclipsrs: "Finally! I can play something that Technoblade can't destroy me in!"
    Technoblade: "You thought"

  • @txmptation
    @txmptation 6 месяцев назад +2

    The amount of times this video has made me laugh already surpasses any vlogs or videos I’ve watched this entire monthXD
    Miss you king

  • @brylinsundae7464
    @brylinsundae7464 5 лет назад +277

    "It's a fine continent and I'll be back to conquer it later."
    Is that what every European nation said in the 1900s

  • @brofistarmy2521
    @brofistarmy2521 5 лет назад +308

    AntarcticEmpire: *Takes over the world
    Everyone: ”Wait, That's Illegal”

    • @lolz8bit
      @lolz8bit 5 лет назад +8

      Brofist Army there no rules broken but you are guilty

  • @ginghuraalthenonrank8279
    @ginghuraalthenonrank8279 5 лет назад +586

    When you try to steal Africa’s resources but Europe was 2 steps ahead

  • @wii_drongur
    @wii_drongur Год назад +4

    Hearing steve say "ough" brings me nostalgia

  • @maindawn8327
    @maindawn8327 5 лет назад +57

    "There's so many resources in Africa! It's hard to steal all of them, but I must."
    Real historical events in minecraft part 1
    3:20

    • @AKagNA
      @AKagNA 5 лет назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHDHJSHD

  • @robbiemorgante5444
    @robbiemorgante5444 5 лет назад +271

    Thechnoblade joins
    Everyone: now this is an avenger level threat

    • @cxtrusss
      @cxtrusss 5 лет назад +11

      Robbie Morgante even the avengers can’t stop this man-, sorry pig.

    • @stevenm3238
      @stevenm3238 5 лет назад +1

      he is inevitable

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 4 года назад +7

      *Thechnoblade*

    • @thegamingreaper3731
      @thegamingreaper3731 4 года назад +3

      _RealUnderscore_ close enough

    • @yrok244
      @yrok244 4 года назад +1

      Thiccnoblade

  • @devious.hopper
    @devious.hopper 5 лет назад +109

    Guy who swoops in the plane: tactical nuke in coming
    Techno: Tactical uno reverse card in coming

    • @rayzedwayzed7981
      @rayzedwayzed7981 5 лет назад +1

      that was spifey

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 5 лет назад +1

      @@rayzedwayzed7981 Spifey is dangerous to combat 1v1. His ability "Curse of Notch" lowers the Int of anyone he hits by 1 and has a 20% chance to give the Confusion debuff. Him being on that plane was just showing mercy

    • @thomasmacbusterferguson
      @thomasmacbusterferguson 5 лет назад

      Spifey.

  • @RTAidan
    @RTAidan 2 года назад +8

    you will forever stay in my world techno, fly high buddy, we will always love you.
    let the king rest in potatoes

  • @cresaint8627
    @cresaint8627 5 лет назад +691

    techno: i’m gonna claim the whole world
    people who watched his recent stream: wait a minute

    • @Tyler-vf2ge
      @Tyler-vf2ge 5 лет назад +10

      What does he stream on?

    • @JM-mx4fw
      @JM-mx4fw 5 лет назад +15

      David Rid his streams are all on a playlist of his called “past live streams”

    • @Tyler-vf2ge
      @Tyler-vf2ge 5 лет назад +1

      @@JM-mx4fw ty

    • @josephwheeler9830
      @josephwheeler9830 5 лет назад +3

      i missed the last one what happened? the admins say he cant or something?

    • @corruptplex9179
      @corruptplex9179 5 лет назад +3

      schlatt would be proud

  • @mataharii161
    @mataharii161 5 лет назад +658

    Techno: *brilliantly takes over the world in a week*
    Everyone else: *wait thats illegal*

    • @jck956
      @jck956 5 лет назад +1

      Alexa Edwards and makes him in-takeover the world

    • @jck956
      @jck956 5 лет назад +1

      I meant un not in-takeover

    • @tai9337
      @tai9337 5 лет назад +3

      when technoblade watch code geass

    • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
      @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 5 лет назад +1

      @@tai9337 Lol, he just goes sicko mode

    • @darkyz8538
      @darkyz8538 5 лет назад

      But he called dibs

  • @kaimemes
    @kaimemes 5 лет назад +394

    “It’ll take me 3 hours to conquer the world”
    Well it actually took 13 hours
    Impressive nonetheless

    • @streakybeast7878
      @streakybeast7878 5 лет назад +30

      KAI
      Bruh, it took him 3 seconds XD
      He just had to call dibs

    • @noelic6744
      @noelic6744 5 лет назад +13

      Bruh, he conquered the world even before it started by calling dibs in the discord server.

    • @luigigaminglp
      @luigigaminglp 5 лет назад +3

      Some german Leader would be very proud...

  • @prathitprasad
    @prathitprasad 12 дней назад +2

    This man was conquering the world while fighting another war, truly a master of the battlefield

  • @braydenapplegate1479
    @braydenapplegate1479 5 лет назад +424

    “The newest anarchy server in Minecraft”-fit

  • @Goldrusher-ee3jo
    @Goldrusher-ee3jo 5 лет назад +142

    Everyone else: making humble villages and cities
    Techno:
    Owns the entire planet and the moon

  • @pookett537
    @pookett537 5 лет назад +80

    I like how techno was doing everything for memes then fit was just like
    "Absolutely I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership"

    • @stonks9755
      @stonks9755 4 года назад +3

      his voice was perfect for that sentence

    • @alipherrr
      @alipherrr 4 года назад

      Ruri Ichigyou facts

  • @Selenny
    @Selenny 2 года назад +13

    i will now indulge in bittersweet nostalgia

    • @koromoro6682
      @koromoro6682 2 года назад +2

      Glad I’m not alone on this

    • @Selenny
      @Selenny 2 года назад

      @@koromoro6682 you’re never alone

  • @colin9164
    @colin9164 5 лет назад +196

    Techno: _Acquires Diamonds_
    TommyInnit: *It's free real estate!*

    • @trekkie9942
      @trekkie9942 5 лет назад

      Hate that kid.

    • @BuggedW
      @BuggedW 5 лет назад +3

      @@trekkie9942 he wasn't even msging him about diamonds he was msging him about being allies since Tommy already made enemies with about half the server

    • @oru
      @oru 5 лет назад +1

      @@BuggedW yeah everyone knows Tommy can't write ey techno in .2 seconds

  • @bogusspr5991
    @bogusspr5991 5 лет назад +103

    I see you’ve teamed up with the most dominant Florida Man.

    • @Ipodcrazy
      @Ipodcrazy 5 лет назад +17

      Boguss PR you mean the most dominant oldest anarchy server in minecraft man

    • @aura5898
      @aura5898 5 лет назад +7

      @@Ipodcrazy welcome, to another episode on the world's oldest Minecraft anarchy server

    • @bowdowntoitaly8512
      @bowdowntoitaly8512 5 лет назад +1

      GrayStillPlays?

    • @Ipodcrazy
      @Ipodcrazy 5 лет назад

      Bunny and Cat I wish

  • @JohnPsplashD
    @JohnPsplashD 5 лет назад +425

    TECHNOBLADE: “I’m dropping out of college so I maybe will not have a trash upload schedule.”
    His upload schedule: 1 vid per YEAR

    • @ggnore4737
      @ggnore4737 5 лет назад +23

      He's been streaming though. Checkout his past Livestream playlist

    • @solomp3111
      @solomp3111 5 лет назад +1

      He’s been uploading, it’s actually kinda hard to upload videos consistently

    • @nic5987
      @nic5987 5 лет назад +6

      It’s hard to upload all the way from the Antarctic

    • @PuteriPo
      @PuteriPo 5 лет назад

      guys he d/o to play minecraft. not to upload consistently XD

  • @eggishere
    @eggishere Год назад +3

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO! Going back an watching all your videos today, we miss you everyday.
    TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!