Lmaoooo Techno is so savage he drops hilariously powerful lines like it's nothing and Phil is just having a good time "yes, the famously successful Treaty of Versailles....."
I can’t believe they let you and Techno team again, op pls nerf. For real tho yall are a great team and I’m a big fan of both, this series seems so cool already and I’m super into it!
12:24 this is the message i was wondering for from techno's highlight totally watched the whole live stream but forgot almost everything due to headache
when phil said africa’s getting yeeted, he then said ‘something i never thought i’d say *on stream*’ PHIL U WERE PLANNING TO YEET AFRICA BUT U NEVER TOLD US ON STREAM
Tommy: do you want to work together? The chat: no The ad: no Me: no "realizing that the chat, the ad and even I did not want that to happen" we all know a scam when we see one
"I dont know where iceland is"
Philza: GOOD
iDunno when Phil said good it sounded so passive aggressive
Bro what a coincidence
I was just reading this comment while I'm watching and wow
“Yep, Africa is getting yeeted”
Phill your British is showing
Lmaoooooo
LMFAO
I would like, but you have 64 likes already
yeeeeeeeesh
*India is next*
techno: joins and creates a faction
phil: also joins and teams up with techno
everyone else: *sweats*
@Johann Hipol yes
You mean screams ally
poor Phil trying to get his voice heard in that chaos of a voicechat is how I feel on holidays trying to talk to my relatives
same haha
don't talk to them. relatives are shit
one of the reasons he gets along with techno so well lol
@Fairy Animations thats cool
Me trying to talk during any family thing before I get in trouble for not talking to anyone
So we got a guy who rarely dies, a guy who excels at fighting, and a guy who can narrate their success.
big pog
but technoblade never dies
"Rarely" quite a under statement.
Basically 2 that neva dies and one that tell the tale
A guy who rarely dies, A guy who never dies, and a guy ready to die for science
A warrior, a paladin, and a bard
The alliance we never thought we'd see:
The PVP God
The Hardcore God
and
The Boomer God
*Main protagonist
And Fit the war-vet that has experiensed a of wars trough the centuries
@@anitaremenarova6662 kingoros is the PvP god.
@@jammygiinger625 I'm talking about Pete. He's the main protagonist
Fit is probably the most war-trained member of SMPEarth.
I'll tell my grandkids I was there when Phil and Technoblade conquered the world...
*Technoblade
@@dquakist fixed
✈️T E C N O C L A I M THE WHOLE PLANET ✈️
Truly a good time
LadyGabes thats.... he went to greenland not iceland
15:21 "We out here in iron armor meanwhile this dude gone to ww2 levels of technology"
such a phrase.
btw since when did voiceover pete start playing minecraft
Woah I read this as it happened
“This guy is just trying to be Schlatt”
Lmaooooo Techno spitting facts
@@churros3289 31:49 He really is kinda just doing what jschlatt did
TommyInnit makes fun of himself for being a jschlatt copy all the time and its great
he made himself a suit skin as well
@@murakii hes not funny just because he is aware does not make him funny
@@eggocompo
have you watched any of his videos, it's obviously not just that
Tommy obviously has a big inspiration from Schlatt, but if you watch his content he actually is pretty funny. I actually like him alot lmao
Fit saying “hello, who are you?” Gets me everytime lol
That aged well.
@@A_quip wym?
@@A_quip how
timestamp?
@@rosierise1676 34:57
Technoblade: I don’t have the vocabulary
Also technoblade: English at collage
He dropped out because minecraft was the only thing he had the brain capacity for
Ah yes, collage. Englesh gud.
@@user-gp6zr8bx2m hallo I lauv u madum
@@bruh____784 awk ewhy eim wwatchging aa fvedeeow
Can you name this series „Phil’s and Techno’s Guide to World Domination“
Kronos Step 1.) Swear an oath of loyalty to Technoblade
well they already claimed the world soo yeah
Kronos that world be so cool
Litty Fitty 2. Mindlessly do his commands without a second thought.
+ boomer pete
"w/ technoblade"
This is voiceoverpete erasure
Tommy: Tread lightly Technoblade. Tread. Lightly
Technoblade: Mkay bye
Phil: can't load chunks
Technoblade: runs fine with Ray tracers
Xan Middents but his internet was not
I just heard techno say “don’t worry we’ll just raid Africa” as I got a notification for techno raiding Africa for guns😂
38:04 The single thought that provokes a man to transport a single chicken across the globe.
When Pete just emptied the war funds of the AntarcticEmpire...I felt that
And then he discovered 9 diamond blocks
Tommy: “You can trust me”
Also Tommy: *proceeds to cite some of the most unsuccessful truces in European history as justification*
Lmaoooo Techno is so savage he drops hilariously powerful lines like it's nothing and Phil is just having a good time
"yes, the famously successful Treaty of Versailles....."
I can’t believe they let you and Techno team again, op pls nerf. For real tho yall are a great team and I’m a big fan of both, this series seems so cool already and I’m super into it!
For real though. This team is super duper cool and fun to watch.
shiroace Yeah! And Pete is such a great addition, too! Squad goals tbh
Phil: *Joins vc for the first time and there is already talk about religion*
13:03 and thus a bond was forged never to be forgotten
This world is our playground
He’s a true Brit
M Everything underrated comment
A master of Minecraft knowledge, a pig who has mastered his fighting skills and a man of wisdom. A great alliance
Watching some of the first interactions of 3/4 of SBI warms my heart
MCYT chart-
Dream: Does insane strategy plays
Technoblade: Does epic pvp
Tommy: Is child
Phil: Doesn't die
"Is child"😂😂😂😂
I’ve already watched both vid perspectives but is that gonna stop me from watching this? No.
Martian Martian right? Someone understands.
just watched him take over the world in a stream, that's the hardest i've laughed in many months
10:37 I'm in pain. There's a diamond out in the open at his FEET.
I'll tell my kid this guy is Alexander The Great
Alexander The Great is this guy*
HyPeR_Death but- why are you correcting an already grammatically correct sentence
@@cherrisoda892 exactly
Well, that age well
*Antarctic Nationalism Intensifies*
Jon Moore Now we have to write the world famous national anthem, “The Ice-spangled banner”
22:00 Every European power during the age of exploration...
"Hello, who are you." Goddamn fit. Savage
32:28 then: I don't trust tommy. The moment I see him he's dead. Now: tommy is my son.
12:24 this is the message i was wondering for from techno's highlight
totally watched the whole live stream but forgot almost everything due to headache
23:29 stands perfect on 9999.999 (cordinates)
aaaa sorry i liked it i have so much power agagahahdgaiksdh. :’’’’’(
*Tommy:* Hey Fit!
*Fit:* ... Hello, who are you?
That was a real personal slap across the face.
Technoblade: “down with the government!”
Also technoblade: “I wanna start an empire”
“The famously successful Treaty of Versaille”
Ok the league of nations
“The famously successful League of Nations”
Coming back here before Phil forms a new empire with Techno on the dream SMP
Well uhh-
uh
Actually he would never
HE IS GONNA BE
0:35 all of this is our playground guys
Voiceoverpete/techno : claims the whole earth!
I've learned more geography from this than school
when phil said africa’s getting yeeted, he then said ‘something i never thought i’d say *on stream*’ PHIL U WERE PLANNING TO YEET AFRICA BUT U NEVER TOLD US ON STREAM
3 musketeers,
Ph1lza, the wise olden wizard.
Technoblade, the strong warrior.
Pete, the bard.
I stan Philza + Technoblade combo ever since MCM. Also love that they added Pete and Fit to the picture ❤
Phil I’m starving we haven’t had a hardcore episode in like a week😭
watch his vods
*I'm starving, JON*
"Garfielf meme insert"
“This destiny, we were ment to rule this world” little did Technoblade know. In the second episode he would have conquered the world
I like how ph1l and techno get on well together and seem like good buds compared to how carson treated him during mcm this is really nice to see
"We are out here with iron armor . This man already gone to world war 2 technology " GOT ME LAUGHING 😃
Anyone: hits a pig man
Pigmen: let us introduce ourselves
watching tommy get made fun of for an hour live was the highlight of the stream tbh
34:58 it’s weird to think Tommy is relatively RUclips famous now
I love the part where Fit comes in and just goes "Who are you?" hahahaha.
I was just on Wilbur’s channel and said “oh look there’s techno blade Chilling in Africa” **technoblade in africa** “RAIIIIIDDD”
Pete be like: World Domination
"The Moment I lay eyes on em, They're dead" *DOOM ETERNAL Soundtrack*
0:52 Treaty of Versailes v. 2.1
tommy sounds so young here wtf
and yet hes still just as charismatic
when we know hes fanboying his little heart out inside--
Nice to see that Techno's always been as witty as he is now
Technoblade: K i L L
Philza: ~ 3 ~
Philza is the real chad when he said that the world is his Playground
I love how Phil is the guy that sorts out his chests and then techno chucks all his stuff in a random chest
This is every DND class party.
The Cleric, The Fighter, The Bard.
Phil, Tech, and Pete
I love the hardcore survival, but philza doing smp's is life
been waiting for this bruh moment
Hello
bruhmoment bruh
bruhmoment bruh
bruhmoment bruh
bruhmoment bruh
I'm gonna tell my grandkids this guy is god
I mean
You're not wrong
Techno and Phil: makes a faction together
Everyone: why do i hear boss music?
Imagine if they just immediately killed the ender dragon
23:28 - can we just appreciate Phil's X coordinate rn.
7:22 it was at this point, phil was no longer playing smp earth, he was playing a vechs super hostile
Me: grrrrrr one week no upload from Phil, how could that man not upload for a week!!
Also me, one minute later: Wheeee, new video
69 likes nice
Watched this on stream but I'm going to watch it again dang it
Phil
Phil
Phil
Philza the Minecraft guy
This should be called colonizing the shit out of the Nordic countries with techno
I like the part when phil said
Phil:techno we need to ban together and become gods
Xd
How the times have changed fit when Tommy spoke "hello who are you"
Pete, Phil and Techno.
Can’t say I expected this.
But so glad this happened.
Y’all ever get hyped from the intro
Are we gonna ignore the moaning when Phil went to the nether for the first time
This makes me happy, as an icelandic person i love it when we get ANY sort of recognition
Tommy: do you want to work together?
The chat: no
The ad: no
Me: no "realizing that the chat, the ad and even I did not want that to happen" we all know a scam when we see one
13:12 omfg the in-game messages are gold
4:01
A legend was born
People are gonna get fucked up if they don't have armor or weapons and get into caves
This guy right here knows how to handle shit
THE ANTARCTIC REIGN BEGINS
Defend the North Pole next
Santa needs protection from The Grinch
Honestly that music at the end was so loud it gave me a headache and I love it
"Hello who are you"
XD
Florida man and snow bois
Big pog
This is the world in a thousand years when overpopulation has lead to the apolcolypse and everyone lives underground
Who ever drew the art that had Phil with Star Platinum is a legend
Literally Tommy said this to FitMC 'have you heard of war'. Bruhh fit is from 2b2t ofc he knows haha
just decided to rewatch smp earth vods and videos since i miss it and 34:57 still gets me
This looks like such a cool map/server, huge kudos to everyone involved!
This was such a blast to watch!
Wow im so glad a long and more detailed video of smp Earth came out. Thanks a lot Ph1lza for making content i can enjoy for a whole 40 min.
Phil + techno = OP
and the history of the world is rewritten
Phill can I reserve Australia?? Like ALL OF AUSTRAYA?!?!
Tell techno I’ll go in his name if he swears he won’t take over
Pete is so amazing, I love him so much