Jordan Peterson - FIRST DATE

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @aj-comedy
    @aj-comedy  3 года назад +89

    If you enjoyed this video, please subscribe and hit the Notification Bell 🔔 for more content!

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 4 года назад +1750

    "Are we ready to order?"
    "There is a fine line between order and chaos"
    GOD I AM DYING

    • @erri4433
      @erri4433 4 года назад +73

      Steak! And maybe a little bit of olive oil- AND THATS THAT.

    • @maxwellschenitzki4223
      @maxwellschenitzki4223 4 года назад +6

      Liked the vid right after that part 😂

    • @LD-ju7ge
      @LD-ju7ge 3 года назад +6

      Best line & perfect timing by far

    • @TheDallasDwayne
      @TheDallasDwayne 3 года назад +3

      I lost it at that point!

    • @jacobsl3499
      @jacobsl3499 3 года назад +2

      That was so finely timed

  • @yuliia-o5o
    @yuliia-o5o 4 года назад +999

    "the waiter might know something you don't" 😂

    • @vasyarogov4131
      @vasyarogov4131 3 года назад +34

      Even as a parody Jordan is spitting out truth

    • @LudmilaT.
      @LudmilaT. 3 года назад +12

      It's true though. It's common for people to ask the waiters for recommendations when they aren't familiar with meals in the menu. So yeah, people who you are talking to might know something you don't, and it applies even in this situation.

    • @alexmartirosov
      @alexmartirosov 3 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @az_stan
      @az_stan Год назад +5

      The world needs a hell of a lot more people like Dr. Peterson (hell, I need a about a dozen of them just to clean MY room!).

    • @triskir31717
      @triskir31717 Год назад +1

      The BEST line 😂😂😂 so good !!!

  • @shubhankarverma5937
    @shubhankarverma5937 4 года назад +894

    The "Haha no I'm not saying that at all" was so on point. It's almost surreal.

  • @DeanCutsforth
    @DeanCutsforth 3 года назад +607

    "Steak! Maybe a little olive oil... And that's THAT".
    Okay, you got me. I laughed.

    • @Amateur_Pianist_472
      @Amateur_Pianist_472 3 года назад +4

      He’s doing carnivore so no olive oil

    • @az_stan
      @az_stan Год назад +2

      Me too! Ya know, if Dr. Peterson was not such a great and remarkable man, none of this would have been funny.

    • @petermadany2779
      @petermadany2779 Год назад

      So he's a tallows man, eh?

  • @Bharat-hf5qb
    @Bharat-hf5qb 4 года назад +171

    The "Um Hmm" is always on point

    • @RobTi
      @RobTi 2 года назад

      With the facial expression when he says it. So good.

  • @therussiantrollnetwork7464
    @therussiantrollnetwork7464 4 года назад +286

    "And that's that" 😂. " to that i would say" ....love it 😂

  • @laurajoosse3529
    @laurajoosse3529 4 года назад +412

    Not only does he ace Jordan, he also accurately portrays every waitress ever. 😂

    • @aj-comedy
      @aj-comedy  4 года назад +24

      Haha appreciate u!

    • @tomtam8789
      @tomtam8789 3 года назад +5

      Waiter...

    • @laurajoosse3529
      @laurajoosse3529 3 года назад +2

      @@tomtam8789 I thought it was kind of obvious that he was impersonating a girl, so a waitress.

    • @hugotorres7386
      @hugotorres7386 3 года назад +4

      @@laurajoosse3529 yea ‘cept he “obviously” says waiter at 1:20 lol 😉

    • @laurajoosse3529
      @laurajoosse3529 3 года назад +2

      @@hugotorres7386 okay. Thanks for clearing that up. 👌😂

  • @affanahmed419
    @affanahmed419 4 года назад +160

    "Haha. I'm not saying that at all" is way too good man. That's exactly how he says.

    • @Amateur_Pianist_472
      @Amateur_Pianist_472 3 года назад

      And in the correct context, because he clearly was insinuating that.

    • @monke980
      @monke980 2 года назад +2

      @@Amateur_Pianist_472 when Peterson says he isn't saying something, he really isn't, the guy gets misconstrued by stupid interviewers constantly.

  • @lidiyam7950
    @lidiyam7950 4 года назад +217

    The chemistry between these two is just impeccable🔥

    • @LD-ju7ge
      @LD-ju7ge 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @VishalSharma-mj2lv
      @VishalSharma-mj2lv 3 года назад +3

      Yes 😄
      Btw it seems like I have met you somewhere before 🧐 but what's with your left eye?

    • @lidiyam7950
      @lidiyam7950 3 года назад +2

      @@VishalSharma-mj2lv now since you've asked I've examined my left eye very closely and it seems perfectly fine looking eye to me unless if you want to diagnose me, then no one is stopping you 👁️👁️

    • @VishalSharma-mj2lv
      @VishalSharma-mj2lv 3 года назад +1

      @@lidiyam7950 ohhh liar😒
      I checked those eyes u sent, these are the eyes when u were 8 years of age
      🤭😂

    • @anasasim3856
      @anasasim3856 3 года назад +1

      its the same person XD

  • @moc9893
    @moc9893 2 года назад +62

    As a massive JP fan this was absolutely brilliant 🤣

    • @UhtredOfBamburgh
      @UhtredOfBamburgh Год назад +1

      Its not entirely clear that brilliance can be absolute. Rather we could say, it exists on a spectrum of sorts

    • @yacobshelelshaddai4543
      @yacobshelelshaddai4543 9 месяцев назад

      @@UhtredOfBamburghwe know that’s you JP!! Now get back to cleaning your room!

  • @estrelazul13
    @estrelazul13 3 года назад +218

    Who was brought here by Jordan Peterson's tweet just now? LOL
    "It's possible that this is funny." Jordan Peterson 1/3/2021

    • @kantraxoikol6914
      @kantraxoikol6914 3 года назад +9

      hilarious right? i had to watch. . . and he knew damn well it was funny ! roflmao

    • @Jarihx
      @Jarihx 3 года назад +2

      @Valentine Vanessa yeah look at his twitter lol

    • @tomtam8789
      @tomtam8789 3 года назад +7

      Well he has good sense of humour then, cause this is a pretty brutal satire...

    • @gunman462
      @gunman462 3 года назад +6

      @@tomtam8789 I wouldn't call it brutal, He and all his fans loved it

    • @angelbrother1238
      @angelbrother1238 3 года назад +2

      What exactly do you mean by funny ??????

  • @SandNebula232
    @SandNebula232 3 года назад +50

    The “STEAK. Maybe with a little olive oil. AND THAT’s THAT.” Was comedy gold. Really great job with these, I thought I was good at a Peterson impression but your writing is hilarious

    • @BlackieNuff
      @BlackieNuff Год назад

      And the lobster! What is steak without lobster.

  • @kerri9004
    @kerri9004 3 года назад +94

    I was already laughing hard, but then “ I started the day off cleaning my room” knocked me on the floor!! 😂

    • @petermadany2779
      @petermadany2779 Год назад

      Hopefully there were no Legos on your floor, since you'd cleaned them up already. Otherwise being knocked on the floor could be quite painful.

  • @LetsFindOut1
    @LetsFindOut1 3 года назад +176

    1:03 lmao. and that's that! that was a spot on impression

  • @glowgirl8171
    @glowgirl8171 Год назад +6

    We should do this again. It's FUN!

  • @mitchelllayton24
    @mitchelllayton24 3 года назад +35

    When he said “and that’s THAT” I lost my mind. This honestly might be the most accurate Peterson impression I’ve seen.

  • @fifiladu2659
    @fifiladu2659 2 года назад +90

    Most on point JP impression ever. And it was funny, not spiteful. The fact that he himself found it funny made it even more hilarious to me.

    • @YFL.111
      @YFL.111 Год назад +16

      Is there a video of Jp reacting to this? I would love to see it!

    • @Sargon288
      @Sargon288 Год назад

      @@YFL.111 Mmmm, Mmmm, bloody yes! :D

    • @petermadany2779
      @petermadany2779 Год назад +1

      Seamus of FreedomToons fame is also remarkably good at JP. Perhaps even funnier than these videos or Seamus's work is the Jordan Peterson vs. Peter Jordanson videos, where editors create hilarious self-parodies of JP.

  • @vestaxpmc17
    @vestaxpmc17 3 года назад +27

    I was laughing out loud at the “she’ll have a lobster” line. 🤣🤣

  • @jc1264
    @jc1264 3 года назад +11

    This is SO on point. Please do more Jordan Peterson impressions. Even the "mm-hmm" is spot on.

  • @terezachytilova964
    @terezachytilova964 4 года назад +62

    Killed it with the.. I am a psychologist I spent years in... with women like yourself.. 😂

  • @yuvallevi5161
    @yuvallevi5161 3 года назад +10

    Did anyone else notice that quick "So" at 0:35 - 0:36 ?

  • @Elisha_she_bear
    @Elisha_she_bear 10 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂 I'm watching at work. Everyone is quiet I'm over here screaming with laughter. 😂😂 Thank you.

  • @fernhillwriters8010
    @fernhillwriters8010 3 года назад +71

    The fact Jordan reposted this makes me laugh even harder. 😆
    I love how self-depricating he is.
    Like when he admitted on his podcast he sounds like Kermit! 🤣

    • @damiantena5289
      @damiantena5289 3 года назад +5

      Lol, is there a link for that?

    • @thamsanqathusi9671
      @thamsanqathusi9671 3 года назад

      @@stevewalker6240 what did he post exactly? This video?

    • @xsandpathx
      @xsandpathx 3 года назад

      @@thamsanqathusi9671 ...he said he reposted this

    • @thamsanqathusi9671
      @thamsanqathusi9671 3 года назад

      @@xsandpathx where?

    • @stephenmcinerney9457
      @stephenmcinerney9457 3 года назад

      @@thamsanqathusi9671 I've been searching on twitter.com/jordanbpeterson for posts from @jordanbpeterson using "First Date", "AJ-Comedy", "comedy" and/or date range. Didn't find it.

  • @vinnypwilson6625
    @vinnypwilson6625 3 года назад +34

    Hey, Jordan recommended this video on Twitter. The old man is aware of you.

  • @Music6710
    @Music6710 4 года назад +50

    That soft "So" at the end of sentences, and "you might want to consider that the waiter might know something you don't."
    "She'll have a lobster". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lmberjosh
    @Lmberjosh Год назад +1

    So much great stuff here but the “it’s FUN!” At the end killed me

  • @robyn_marie
    @robyn_marie 3 года назад +3

    Wow, the mm-HMM. And the "It's fun!" So good ha ha. Love Jordan.

  • @michaelmurphy3203
    @michaelmurphy3203 4 года назад +43

    Shell have the lobster 😂😂😂😂

  • @unnameduser1994
    @unnameduser1994 3 года назад +11

    His confirming "hm-mh" is so on point, especially at the end. :D Great job!

  • @erri4433
    @erri4433 4 года назад +58

    1:44 that laugh was PERFECT!

  • @chrisperrywv
    @chrisperrywv 9 месяцев назад +2

    Oh man- his impression has gotten so much better now

  • @carlosderegil8674
    @carlosderegil8674 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious!!, such a talent , I just can’t get enough of this guy , his scripts based on the persona , man ! You should go to JBP and be on his podcast . You are the guy .

  • @robertopena856
    @robertopena856 4 года назад +46

    Ami, you have NO IDEA how genuine and profoundly I laugh to these type of videos!
    It’s a different type of humor. Idk, it feels like if you were making fun of a very good and very loved friend.
    Thank you BOTH so much!

    • @aj-comedy
      @aj-comedy  4 года назад +7

      Appreciate the kind words :)

  • @Michi444-8
    @Michi444-8 Год назад +1

    these are brilliant - i watch all your Jordan Peterson shorts addictively ; .. this fuller vid is spot on ! haha

  • @wardogsmokes
    @wardogsmokes 3 года назад +13

    This is the funniest thing I watched all year EASILY 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jasminehedley8399
    @jasminehedley8399 3 года назад +9

    You had no right to be this spot on 😂😂😂

    • @UhtredOfBamburgh
      @UhtredOfBamburgh Год назад

      Hah, well that's what the cultural Marxists would have you believe, that you had no right to be spot on. But in a democratic society those who are more spot on typically become more organized. And once you are more organized then well, maybe you could start to climb the social hierarchy.

  • @abdulsamadzakria9912
    @abdulsamadzakria9912 Год назад +1

    You missed the aggressive "good evening" 😂😂

  • @brandonk8948
    @brandonk8948 4 года назад +161

    JP: "I'll have a steak..."
    Waiter: "Alright, that'll be another steak."
    Jordan Peterson orders steak because he always accounts for what's really at stake, and that's that!

    • @anfisa2692
      @anfisa2692 3 года назад +7

      JP orders a steak, bc he eats mainly meat and has a special diet.

    • @Karen-ed9zf
      @Karen-ed9zf 3 года назад +2

      This is the way

    • @brandonk8948
      @brandonk8948 3 года назад +1

      @@anfisa2692 anyone who follows JP is already aware of that...thank you for stating the obvious.

  • @UhtredOfBamburgh
    @UhtredOfBamburgh Год назад +2

    make more of the Jordan Petersons.. ill prob watch em all tbh

  • @TheBetabox
    @TheBetabox 3 года назад +15

    "AND THAT'S THAT!" How a truly dominant lobster orders his steak.

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 2 года назад +18

    Love this! Some of my likewise liberal friends despise Jordan Peterson, but as someone who studied Sociology, I find him incredibly educated, insightful, and brilliant.
    Love these sketches as the voice is so quick, get all the references and love it. He truly grasps JPs mannerisms and body language.

    • @anneb889
      @anneb889 Год назад +1

      How and why does any despise Jordan Peterson?

  • @Hunter-Winchester
    @Hunter-Winchester 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love the facial expressions 😂

  • @paulofernandes9134
    @paulofernandes9134 Год назад +2

    Spot on!

  • @maria369
    @maria369 4 года назад +15

    That little laugh "ha ha" was spot on 😆
    Everything was amazing! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
    I loved the pause to think, the "and that's that", and the stake of course 😂
    Also you do a great blonde chick....so....

  • @yuliia-o5o
    @yuliia-o5o 4 года назад +21

    The steak joke had me dying 🤣

  • @HawaiianCrow
    @HawaiianCrow 3 года назад +8

    THIS IS SOO PERFECT, AMAZING AND FUNNY. Wtached it 23 times, I just can't stop!

  • @ashleybryant305
    @ashleybryant305 3 года назад +1

    “And that’s that” was spot on

  • @yacobshelelshaddai4543
    @yacobshelelshaddai4543 9 месяцев назад +1

    LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StillAliveAndKicking_
    @StillAliveAndKicking_ 9 месяцев назад +1

    I like how he’s used some ideas that others adopted later on when imitating Peterson e.g. tidying a room.

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 3 года назад +1

    Dear god the inflections are on-point.

  • @maryj7423
    @maryj7423 Год назад

    The mannerism is so perfect! Why am I only seeing this now? Great job, I spit my drink😂😂😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад +1

    I love that, “it’s fun!”, haha that really deals the deal.

  • @koalasquare2145
    @koalasquare2145 3 года назад +4

    The "it's fun" hit me like a stack of bricks

    • @Bunjee77
      @Bunjee77 3 года назад +1

      Gets me every time I re watch it

  • @FernandoSantos-nx1mt
    @FernandoSantos-nx1mt 3 года назад +3

    The golden trinity of dr. J.P. in my opinion: chaos and order, hierarchies, clean you room. I just love these three, either if used in serious way or just for fun. Haha.

  • @joeyd4356
    @joeyd4356 11 месяцев назад +2

    I start the day by cleaning MY ROOM😂

  • @ashutoshs1966
    @ashutoshs1966 3 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂
    Facial expressions ✔️
    Voice ✔️
    Conclusion :Nailed it..
    AND THAT'S THAT!

  • @guitarlessonslaca
    @guitarlessonslaca 4 года назад +12

    AND THAT’S THAT!!!

  • @srinikethb8855
    @srinikethb8855 2 года назад +3

    "She'll have a lobster"
    I DIED 🤣

  • @stevensteggles7560
    @stevensteggles7560 2 года назад +1

    “Steak, and maybe a little olive oil. And that’s that” 🤣😂

  • @ASMRColorwithMe
    @ASMRColorwithMe 11 месяцев назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂love it!!!! Love JP.

  • @morticiag
    @morticiag Год назад +1

    I was cringing inside , but also laughing😅.

  • @TheCrossfire951
    @TheCrossfire951 4 года назад +103

    I just want a moment to thank the RUclips algorithm for showing me this channel.

  • @maorzion6472
    @maorzion6472 3 года назад +4

    Greatest impression of Jordan I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂

  • @kamozazimba1228
    @kamozazimba1228 3 года назад +2

    Tammy should see this 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pandorasbox1658
    @pandorasbox1658 Год назад

    Nailed him! The facial expression was PERFECT!

  • @sridharvaishnava9003
    @sridharvaishnava9003 3 года назад +2

    I lost it at pouting and eye thing in the start, that was so on point... 😂😂

  • @raykarl4372
    @raykarl4372 4 года назад +7

    My ribs!
    I'm dying!
    Totally nailed this one.

    • @aj-comedy
      @aj-comedy  4 года назад +1

      Sorry! Hope you’re ok!

    • @HawaiianCrow
      @HawaiianCrow 3 года назад +1

      @@aj-comedy - Doo moreee watched this 34 times 🤣

  • @Gabischmidtttttt
    @Gabischmidtttttt 10 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂 you are the best man!

  • @atriantafy
    @atriantafy 4 года назад +57

    I think you're becoming him day by day

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba 3 года назад +1

    This is so on point OMG dying laughing from Zambia right now #LMAO

  • @giacomofilosofia
    @giacomofilosofia 2 года назад +1

    "Are we ready to order"
    "There's a fine line between order and chaos!"
    I just can't💀

  • @Preciouspink
    @Preciouspink 11 месяцев назад +3

    That’s that lol

  • @ethanpintar5454
    @ethanpintar5454 Год назад

    Something about Jordan aggressively saying "it's FUN" is really great

  • @tosveryown
    @tosveryown 3 года назад +3

    "Would you like to start with the appetizers?"
    "Yes"
    "What would you like?"
    "STEAAAK"
    Loooooool

  • @Buddy330
    @Buddy330 3 года назад +6

    I laughed so hard at this. The laser eye glare was on point.

    • @UhtredOfBamburgh
      @UhtredOfBamburgh Год назад

      And you know, clinical studies have shown that people who laugh are statistically more likely to climb the dominance hierarchy. Its linked to serotonin and that's THAT

  • @franzjosefmueller-alban509
    @franzjosefmueller-alban509 9 месяцев назад +1

    This was hilarious !!!

  • @kvrox1
    @kvrox1 3 года назад

    That nod and Hmm hmmm fucking gets me every single time 😂😂😂😂

  • @petepeet5174
    @petepeet5174 4 года назад +2

    Your best yet!

  • @monicabadia362
    @monicabadia362 2 года назад +1

    The way he says "mmm" in affirmation and the "it's fun" at the end... Perfection

  • @JoseRodriguez-tb1js
    @JoseRodriguez-tb1js Год назад +2

    I am one who follows Dr. Peterson and truly respects him yet, I love this comedian. He does such a faithful impersionation of JP. Love it! Do more!

  • @renaldobailey7691
    @renaldobailey7691 4 года назад +2

    The haha got me 😂

  • @Flaphand
    @Flaphand 3 года назад +23

    JB peterson just shared this vid on twitter, I understand why. It's really funny.

    • @aj-comedy
      @aj-comedy  3 года назад +6

      Thank you sir

    • @SkillShooter88
      @SkillShooter88 3 года назад

      Oh really? What a true sport! Probably gave him a chuckle or two as well xd

    • @Flaphand
      @Flaphand 3 года назад +1

      @FuckOuttaHere Yeah was a while ago. He actually said it was funny/entertaining

  • @flow-st8
    @flow-st8 4 года назад +64

    I think it’s fair to assume that the one dislike person was having a bad day

    • @mashuboi4217
      @mashuboi4217 3 года назад +3

      No, it was Jordan Peterson himself

    • @matheusminto
      @matheusminto 3 года назад +1

      Im going to dislike this while having a great day

    • @kiffsan
      @kiffsan 3 года назад +4

      @@mashuboi4217Actually, I think Jordan would find this hilarious.

    • @vasyarogov4131
      @vasyarogov4131 3 года назад +2

      @@kiffsan I also like how most of the things he's saying in this are still true even out of the parody context

    • @TheBetabox
      @TheBetabox 3 года назад +2

      It was Kathy Newman.

  • @jh4825
    @jh4825 3 года назад

    You literally summoned everything JP in two minutes and 14 seconds.....Cold!

  • @peterg.998
    @peterg.998 3 года назад +1

    honestly JP impressions always crack me up

  • @theOGaccount
    @theOGaccount 3 года назад +5

    This is by far the funniest JP skit you’ve done. Absolutely hilarious!

  • @melanie851
    @melanie851 4 года назад +2

    The pouting is just genius ...😂😂

  • @james-r
    @james-r 3 года назад +2

    1:41 “she’ll have a lobster” lol

  • @prenishanaidoo521
    @prenishanaidoo521 2 года назад

    Are you guys ready to order? “There’s a fine line between order and chaos” LOL 😝

  • @thomaswilbornjr3128
    @thomaswilbornjr3128 Год назад

    When he said "And that's THAT!" I lost it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bcosmo1937
    @bcosmo1937 11 месяцев назад +1

    I lost it at "she'll have a lobster"

  • @blackmamba2004
    @blackmamba2004 3 года назад +3

    Steak. Maybe a little bit of olive oil. AND THATS THAT!!! 🤭🤭

  • @shaunmakhanya1237
    @shaunmakhanya1237 3 года назад +2

    Nailed it!🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewkelly6012
    @matthewkelly6012 2 года назад

    "The waiter might know something you don't!" LOL

  • @tnaf4950
    @tnaf4950 3 года назад

    the first 10 seconds are absolutely gold!! hahahaha

  • @resilientempath5052
    @resilientempath5052 Год назад +1

    Usually I say I am laughing out loud to let you know how funny I think your video is... But this video actually made me laugh so hard, I can't stop coughing and crying... It's so believable!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Henry._Jones
    @Henry._Jones 3 года назад

    Even the "mhmm's" were spot on.

  • @paulastarkey9973
    @paulastarkey9973 10 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious.

  • @Xzsxztreiii
    @Xzsxztreiii 3 года назад +1

    The amount of lines from the Cathy Newman debacle makes this one so good😂😂😂