Goro Majima Made Me Thirsty
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- I might already be on Yakuza 7 but I do still want to show off my journey throughout the games
Here it is, Yakuza 0 part 2 OOPS, sorry that its so late :]
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“Goro majima made me thirsty”
He makes everyone thirsty
The body is made of 60% water
*And everyone wants a sip*
you fucking bet he does
Yes and YES
he praticaly made my sister nearly fall down the stairs
(They are wooden stairs)
@@nonamemf2108 Can I hear this story please, it sounds incredible.
"Goro majima made me thirsty"
"Hmmm yes the floor is made out of floor"
This knife is made out of knife
Ultima: The floor attacks you for 109 damnage
Fuck you floor!
The floor is made out of tiles
Such an interesting development. Going from "Who's this?" to "DADDY!"
That's how people relationship with Majima usually goes.
And then from "Daddy!" to "Aww....T.T" for the rest of the Kiryu Saga 😂😂😂
This is just the doll girl substory lmao
@@AxxLAfriku lad your not an superstar almost everyone here never even heard about you
The yakuza expirience
"Goro Majima Made Me Thirsty"
Translation:
"I'm now an average Yakuza fan."
Shen before Majima: I kinda don't feel like continuing Yakuza 0. But Majima seems cool so I'll give it a chance.
Shen after Majima: I'm gonna play this entire series and no one can stop me.
She's gonna love kiwami
@@Jd-ii3yb She did, she's at 7
@@Jd-ii3yb she’s literally near the end of 7 in her streams bro
@@callmezeldaonemoartime and you think I knew this when I wrote that?
@@Jd-ii3yb which is why I am oh so humbly informing you
"Goro majima made me thirsty"
Me: Shen, when are you not thirsty
Come on man there have been plenty of times when she wasn't thirsty! For example:
there was that video you whe- nope she thirsty then......
what about the hade- nope she was like a desert in a sea.....
OH I KNOW! there was that time in Minecraft she tortured a twink.....and.......
that's it really.
@@MazzaAzi what about persona 5 roya- oh nvm maruki exists
@@MazzaAzi well what about when she played Friday night fu- wait no. Booba
Im pretty sure she was never thirsty when playing gen-... Yea no i lied
"it's fucking majima" *dies*
Strong start lmao
How to make Shenpai wet :
1) Have a ponytail
2) Have an eyepatch
3) Dodge bottles like a boss
Well I can do one of those things.
@@rayanderson5797 so how did you lose your eye?
@@psxcsomething6114 well my inquisitive compatriot, I was fighting the polar bears of antarctica in a desperte attempt to save....myself. gotta add more exxageration
@@psxcsomething6114 took me 20 seconds to realize the bald joke
And apparently doing the hustle
I love everyone is also simping over Majima and just ignoring Goro Shenjima is in the thumbnail
It's clickbait and I'm happy with it
Its lethal that’s why you dont see any comments on it
Which is which cause I'm lookin at the left
I require salsa
The thumbnail is Viro a character in Birdhaven and you know a mascot of the Shen's channel
Fun fact: Mr. Libido's voice actor literally IS the character.
Yeah, he's a real and he's out there, somewhere. Waiting for his chance to strike.
How is Japan having birthrate issues when Mr. Libido is around?
@@NEEDbacon He's the reason for the birthrate issues, since he has fathered 65% of all children since the 1980s. They're all related to each other.
@@billcipher147 I mean, that's still a big enough gene pool to allow for some incest. The interesting mutations take a few generations anyways.
@@NEEDbacon what a giga brain take
Aaaah that Majima introduction scene is literally one of the best scenes in games and movies ngl.
"Insane German woman falls in love with fictional Japanese man with an eyepatch"
She's German? I thought she's German American or German Canadian, not German German. The lack of the German accent certainly fooled me
she's german but her dad is american so she is fluent in English and doesn't have a german accent
@@elizaheintzelman8764 ah, makes sense
im not even sure if she is a fucking woman
I remember first attending this stream and going "Majima? Eh, I guess I'll find out who he is later" since I didn't see him until a later occurence. Now we can just say that Shen is correct in every way and they are wrong in no ways, Majima supremacy
Bowling Clerk: Flirting with Kiriyu
Kiriyu: *visible confusion and disgust*
it's because it's not Maijma
Kiryu-Chan!
Is it because she’s flirting with Kiryu and not Majima, or because she’s not Majima?
@@Weirdgirl213 yes
It is amazing how shenpai went from "This game is not my thing" to "Yakuza is art and i am a simp for every single character in it".
Kinda how shen disliked mmos but then FFXIV happened.
It’s funny considering that I play mmos but can’t bring myself to ever play FF14
Honestly I’ve noticed that being a thing with Shen. She says she doesn’t like a certain genre or series but then finds a game in it and gets absolutely obsessed. This isn’t a call out or anything just something I’ve noticed over the years.
@@aidamou Character development
I was into MMOs. Then I learned that XIV charges monthly. I stopped that one then 'cause shit's dumb.
@@OrificeHorus but it doesn’t tho?? You can do that if you want or just buy a longer period of time. Also doesn’t most MMOs do that? WoW practically made it an industry standard cause the continuous cash flow makes maintaining and updating the game possible.
Shen simping literally got her to suffer through the sadness of the rest of the series smh the price of simping
It's a price everyone must pay eventually
It was never a matter of IF she would simp.......only when
I died at the ghost stories reference
I want to experience shen watching the english ghost stories for Halloween
YES!!!!
that "touch me harder" clip with the rabbit had me laughing for 5 min straight. no joke.
Go watch the ghost stories dub for more where that came from! The entire show dubbed is just a crackfest
Majima’s voice actor is scarily good at his English pronunciations and it’s super scary/sexy
The fact that Majima knows the words of an idol song off the top of his head and can sing every lyric on cue, is really something. Not sure what exactly, but it's something; a good something, don't get me wrong, it's like a big mood. Do the young folks still say "big mood"?
Well, he manages a big cabaret club....probably lots of failed idols there. :P
It's engrained in his soul, no matter how much brain damage Kiryu gave him fighting him.
When she said”I’ve never said I wanted to have someone’s babies before, but I think now would be a good time.” I felt that in my fucking soul! Like holy shit. Majima just has the effect on people, huh?
10:20 lol
I am a guy in a straight Relationship, but god damn Majima is making me act up.
*NUT*
it's not gay if it's Majima
@@braino64 if it’s goromi
Me: *reads title*
Also me: Are we surprised??? I mean I turn into a puddle everytime-
Meanwhile, Majima Shen in the thumbnail makes everyone else thirsty
I plead the Fifth.
Staring at Shen instead.
Staring at both
Nah, too busy focusing on base Majima
as if anything can drive my eyes away from majima
Goro Majima would be the only person that I would be okay with someone cheating on me with cause honestly I get it.
Majima: Takes off a jacket.
Shenpai:(VIGOROUS THIRST).
6:46 Shenpai seeing literally 3 frames of Majima on screen
“There is one character who makes me want to continue this game and I saw him for three seconds”
Everyone instantly knows who that is without ever needing to be told. We all been there. Literally when I also went from “Game seems cool” to having the entire series
Good taste. Top quality taste. Goro Majima is a champion among men, a God in mortal form.
I love how the trophy you get from watching one of those in 7:39 is called "... I did it for the trophy"
On the PC version through Steam, the same achievement is called "I did it for the achievement" and it's HILARIOUS
9:25 Shenpai literally could’ve put the stream on pause and lost NNN right then and none of us would’ve blamed her.
Majima is honestly, one of the only reasons I think Yakuza even make a come back in the west. He is so good. You know the Voice actor had so much off going so hard with this game.
Okay, not the ONLY reasons the games are all ready good, mind. But Majima really made Zero so much better.
‘Why does she have a bazooka?!’ Broke me so hard, Shen 😂😂
Shenpai: "XXX made me thirsty"
Me: "what DOESN'T make you go oogabooga at this point tho-"
get you a man who looks at you like majima looks at his knife
Can you Imagine your life without knowing majima?
No, and I feel its better that way
Not anymore
Bluntly, yes
No
And now she understands the true male fantasy
13:04 “Is he okay?!” No. No he is not. And we love him for it
Shen: "We're seein' a tiddy tonight!"
Ray: "NO, I'M DOIN' IT FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT!"
Seriously, I'm glad I found this channel, and also, I love your streamer dynamic with Ray. You guys are the best. Only wish I had is that I had found you sooner!
Shen's reactions are priceless, LiterallySatan's editing is the cherry on top.
Majima's the literal sun of the yakuza series.
Everyone loves him
And that's just a universal fact
"Goro Majima made me thirsty"
When _aren't_ you thirsty for fictional characters XD?
once i heard the sentance 'he lost no nut november' i had to take a moment and think 'wait when was this stream'
I love how bat shit crazy Majima is when singing
“YEAH BABY!”
Game: *Essence of Choking*
Shenpai: "Oh" ~
I saw this and immediately said out loud “Took long enough”
Shenpai: "Goro Majima made me thirsty"
Me: "Same, same"
Why do you draw yourself so good Shenpai
there you are
SHENPAI-CHAN
I don't think Majima would be as awesome without Ugaki san voicing him. Ugaki san is able to give us every facet of Majima's personality with such vigor. I can't thank Ugaki san enough for bringing a character adored by many to life.
First Majima claimed Crystahhhl, now Shen...it was only a matter of time, honestly.
"The essence of choking", [Moves on to fishing without a clear cut] me: [Visibly confused]. That was pretty funny in hindsight tbh, but I was like, "What kind of minigame is this for choking?? Is that a laser pointer?"
Her reaction to 24 hour Cinderella had me in literal tears. First time I played that song i got a bad score cause i was laughing so damn hard. Funny thing is tho.....majima pulls that outfit off way too well
"first time?" for real tho, you never forget your first time with 24 hr Cinderella
Shen having a pseudo or**sm when Majima did his thing is gonna be the highlight of my week
Shenpai posting is the best when you just get out of school
Majima in Yakuza 0: badass yakuza in good clothes who makes Shempai thirsty for him
Majima afterwards: *KIRYUUUU CHAAAAAAAAAN*
shen probably wants majjima to step on her
She want's him to use every Breaker Heat Action on her
Who doesnt
100% of the fandom: *s a m e*
I mean everyone wants that
✨essence of choking✨
Correction: Goro majima made me even more thirsty than before
The yakuza shen in the thumb nail gives me scary amounts of dommy mommy vibes...and I have confusion.
shenpai literally thirsts over 50% of game and anime characters
10:41
"Essence of choking..."
*immediately cuts to fishing*
The soft “Oh” shen made nearly took me out tho. 🤣🤣
13:55 There is absolutely a crowd for that. It’s called molly
shen lives in a dessert
cause she is all ways thristy
This was the correct reaction to Yakuza Zero.
Shenpai.
Can we talk about YOU singing 24 hour cinderella?
"Is He okay!?"
He's never okay
I just noticed that drum bit at 2:41 and I almost spat out my drink that was really good kudos to the editor lmao
LMAO thank you, that was definitely my favourite bit to edit
Majima can turn even the straightest man gay with a glance
The editing is ON POINT
there are two schools of thought when it comes to goro majima:
"lol this guy is funny"
and
"I NEED THIS MAN INSIDE OF ME NOW"
Welcome to the club, we thirst over Majima every single second of the day
Shen was truly unhinged when Majima showed up.
Can't blame her.
fun fact: Majima can sing 24 hour Cinderella perfectly on command
11:18 It's a game about the Japanese Mafia Mom, I swear!
When Majima said
"What the shit is that"
I felt that😞
I’m so glad we got this video. The editing is amazing and such amazing commentary!
10:22 Fair tbh.
That opening scene never fails to amaze. I still think about it regularly years later. It's SO GOOD!
Fucking choked on my own spit at "watching majima do the hustle"
Hahahah! 11/10 with the Ghost Stories reference Shen!
HOT DAMN that thumbnail! The tattoos and draped clothing show you did research, I love it!
There's an incredible book by a french(?) woman who befriended the Yakuza just to take photos of their wives. It's incredible and has many pictures of bare backs covered in intricate inking or "irezumi".
She's called Chloé Jafé.
Can I take a moment to say how fucking _nice_ that thumbnail art is? Like, damn.
Quite a ways through Yakuza 7, perfect time for part two of the game *7 CANONICAL INSTALLMENTS EARLIER*
This video was bound to happen. XD love ya Shen!
13:46 This is the proof God is dead and we are the ones who killed him
The fact she posted this video on Lesbian Visibility Day makes this video even better
You can only get so gay. And that amount of gay is not enough to resist Majima.
Besides, Majima has no need for Lesbian Visibility Day - because he only sees women acting straight when he's around. Not even being gay can save you from thirsting over Majima.
@@Drekromancer Man or woman, being gay only makes the thirst for Majima stronger. He transcends all sexual orientations.
8:20 This part hurts after Kiwami.
2:48 The joke is layouted into the dialogue box?! What sorcery is this? Your editor is top notch, Shen.
You've got a good eye ;) I like to add in subtle edits
"goro majima makes me thirsty"
Everyone: *starts making dehydration jokes*
Watching your videos made me realise laughing alongside with you makes my cheeks stiff up from laughter
Shenpai giving us her boiling teapot impression once again in 11:35
"Goro Majima made me thirsty" lmao as if you're not always thirsty
Ah, nothing beats a wheeze laugh surrounded by a ocean of "thirsty Shenpai" comments.
Shadiversity: NUNChAKU SUCK! YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH A SOLID STICK!
Majima: Noted. **proceeds to use a baseball bat like nunchaku**
Love the thumbnail pic you have for this video, looks great 👍
0:57 lmao she got us there
He’s got it all. The looks, that lol crazy factor so your always excited, beats the FUCK out of ANYTHING, and a kpop dance performer.
Please god more zero videos it's truly a gem and it's going to leave the best impact on you and I can't wait to see minute. Love ya shen
I love how you enjoyed the game. But that art, holy frigg, it's amazing!
'majima doing the hustle for an hour' SO TRUE
It's incredible how they managed to make the most batshit character in the franchise into the biggest thirst-trap with ONE game.