Running Doom on a Calculator! TI-83 Plus Games Tutorial
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- Опубликовано: 12 фев 2017
- Ever wanted to play first-person shooters on a monochrome graphing calculator screen? Well now you can! Or rather, you could for over a decade but I'm just now making a video on how to, ha.
● Links to the sites and resources used:
TI-Connect Graph Link Software
education.ti.com/en/products/...
TI-83+ v1.19 OS upgrade
education.ti.com/en/software/...
MirageOS
www.ticalc.org/archives/files/...
Ion
www.ticalc.org/archives/files/...
zDoom
www.ticalc.org/archives/files/...
zTetris
www.ticalc.org/archives/files/...
Jezzball
www.ticalc.org/archives/files/...
Super Mario
www.ticalc.org/archives/files/...
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● Music used in order of appearance:
"Doom - E1M1," "Tuned In 2," "Not That Serious 1"
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Игры
1993: "But will it run DOOM?"
2007: "But will it run Crysis?"
2017: "But will it run DOOM?"
@@Glyuxon 2020: *but will it run minecraft*
@@sus4644 2020: but, will it run Cyberpunk 2077?
3019: "when will it run a calculator?"
2020: but will it run modern warfare?
@Slink Wings 2020: but will it run Gta 4? (The better a pc's Ram becomes and the graphics card the worse the frame rate of the game gets)
Doom on a calculator=solving problems with violence.
No po si
(Rip+Tear)HELL=Doom
Modern problem requires modern solution
genius
One of kind comments brooo *:* :::
I remember using that calculator in grade 10 math near the turn of the Millenium. It blew my mind when my friend borrowed it one night to install all these games on it, it was like having a Gameboy that you were "allowed to use in class". I did not do well in Math that year
im about to install games on it. feel like im gonna fail exams
Your friend is really awesome
@@shiyalpiyal6729 he’s more than awesome
I know right? In 1998-99 the only thing more exciting than learning I could download games on my TI-83 was discovering what MP3s were and how to download them.
Did you play Doom on it?
Fun fact: there are indie developers dedicated to making *NEW* games for ti-84 calculators, they are few and far between but they exist.
good ppl
as soon as I find my charger, ima download pokemon red
Hi, can I have a source?I'm looking to design game oriented calculators and they seem like my best bet
im gonna play minecraft on one now
@@binkbonkbones3402 Game oriented calculators? Like, calculators specifically built for gaming?
2017:Playing doom on calculator.
2069:Playing gta 5 on calculator
69
*n i c e*
Nice
Look. Look at what you just did.
THIS MAN IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE ALIVE!
Nice
I'm watching this on my calculator.
cool! my calculator is a dell dimension 4500! :)
The Moe Szyslak Experience feat. Homer i already fall in love with u.
The Moe Szyslak Experience feat. Homer ur comment just make my day😂
The Moe Szyslak Experience feat. Homer
Good Joke man
The Moe Szyslak Experience feat. Homer i'm seeing thia on my toilet paper XD
“Obviously, it doesn’t have any sound… because it’s…. A calculator.”
Teacher: Use a calculator to solve your problem
My Brain: Use the calculator to defeat the boss
It's Use the calculator to slay demons
Big brain: Use the calculator to code the boss
@@TheBossua code the calculator
This, my friend, is why I failed maths class back in the days.
Akitsuna This is why my mathmatics teacher said I should study computer science :p
Akitsuna *math.
British people say maths.
+gud name as a british person meself i can confirm that you're jolly well right chum.
Bloody hell, funny thing is that I am not British, but Belgian.
Too much Ashens videos I guess
Algebra Class about to be lit
Love the schmaltzy jazz being played in the background. I’m a sax player and these kinds of studio recordings are my bread and butter. Thanks for helping me continue to work.
this was my consumption dream
Fun fact: these calculators do make noise! If you have a radio, you can tune it to a station without a signal. Then if you put the calculator near the radio, it will make VERY calculating noises as it runs programs. IIRC, there are some programs written in Assembly that take advantage of this odd quirk to actually play sound effects and music.
is it any empty AM or FM frequency?
@@joepepsi I read somewhere that it was AM
My 95 car would do that too. If I was tuned to an empty AM station it would make noises when I pressed the accelerator and stuff.
I've used my TI84 to cheat on the exam by putting an Excel sheet on it that would solve complex, multi-step problems. Fun times.
Radi0he4d1 usually my exams require that the teacher factory resets the calculator, so u lucky
Radi0he4d1 teach me senpai lol
I need to know!
Well archive it and in the exam unarchive it. works for me.
well if were talking about resetting it with "2ND + 7 1 2" so it says RAM cleared
Radi0he4d1 please share this godlike code
Can't wait to play Doom on my washing machine.
My new wash has a colour screen and touch input... Maybe it'll happen...
I'm waiting for the firmware update for the screen of my refrigerator
cuminte cant wait to play it on my shower
How to make anything play Doom: Shove a Raspberry Pi into it.
I play Doom on vibrator!
Doom :on a calculator
*me watching on a piece of bread*
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
@@jockdouglass3824 Where?! Where have you been sending it??!!!
@shitass i could literally just watch this video in my *mind*
I'm watching on an apple get owned
@@vm8856 nah they rot too early
Always fun to find videos like this. Thanks LGR. Back in jr high, so circa 2000, I programmed my entire C++ end of the year project both in the required language and in TI Basic using only their thick ass instruction manual of commands. Very satisfying. Doom was def one that I tried on the ti-89.
When your calculator can run Doom but your PC cant
Purple worx xD
Purple worx Then your pc must be worse then a notebook
There was a proof-of-concept hack that happened a while back where someone changed the firmware to make the printer play DOOM.
Calculator Master Race
How old is your PC?! Doom is from 1993...
So hyped for the upcoming Skyrim calculator edition
Me to
That would become a best seller from preorders alone
Do not give Bethesda any ideas
That actually does exist, it’s a text based version of Skyrim, it has SOOO MUCH TO DO
What’s a Skyrim
Imagine Nightdive Studios reviving this for modern consoles. Call it a “Doom 84”
Had Ti85 back in 95 and it was pretty amazing back then since portables like palmtops and laptops especially were way out of price consideration yet this device was an achievable purchase that could do so much.
Many people don't know that the original version of DOOM was released on an abacus.
lol
I know I played it, kinda choppy lmao
The controls must have been quite... uh.... difficult.
I dont even knpw what ababacabus is but sounds amazing.
@@tomivalkonen1343 it's that thing with colored balls on rods that little kids use to learn to count. It's the ancestor of the calculator.
So it's like an 8-bit home computer disguised as a calculator?
To a degree, yes!
Lazy Game Reviews well it does run on the Zilog Z80 CPU. The same stuff that's in a ZX Spectrum :)
Its not disguised, it is!
Well yeah but good luck writing a program that can graph a **** sine wave. Easy peasy on the calculator, plenty difficult on an Osborne 1.
This was the first video I saw by you, and I couldn't have started with a better video.
2090: "How to run Crysis 4 on Calculator"
Can't wait to play Doom on my credit card chip.
You know if you fail on de_nuke.
Play it on toaster
900bot lol dude your comment made my day
You cant play csgo properly on high end pcs, a gas cooker would explode your house trying
pizzaiolom my old pc ran it at a solid 30 fps with integrated graphics of a pentuim
80 years later our great great grandkids will be playing cs:go on a calculators
well since you can still unboxing loots so it's probaly still multiplayer.
APTR rush b comrades
APTR
80? More like 18 years... we cannot imagine what will be possible in 80 years.
80 years ago there weren't even any home computers whatsoever...
We already did that in 7th grade. Not CS Go but CS 1.6 but then we had Laptops as calculators in school.
You guys are all tripping, in 80 years the "trusty" TI-8x series will still be around... The damn thing should have died before I went thru school and I graduated in 2001.
Gotta love a 10 minute video with 2 minutes of actual content.
"You have a calculator i can borrow?"
"No, but i do have a Calkillator"
bruh
-Teacher... can we use the calculator for this exam?
- Mmm yes, its a long one
-Nice!
(Doom soundtrack starts playing)
Lmao
Lol
*middle of the exam*
"Damn it! Die demons!"
or pretend to calculate something while in class
Now if only TI would put piezoelectric speakers on their calculators.
You can overclock the TI-83 up to 15MHz. Doom should run better then (though the graphics will still be laggy due to the screen).
Overclocking a calculator... ofcourse. Nothing strange about that
@@primuspilusfellatus6501 haha
holycrapchris 15Mhz is pretty fast! My first computer was 20Mhz. It can go turbo to 25Mhz.
Just get a Silver Edition. More storage and the processor is faster.
@@abdulwahabjag little did you know that's exactly what they're doing now
This is actually the video that brought me to your channel, Clint!
When you have these calculators at school.
You waste your time on games!
Time flies when you're having fun.
You turned a calculator into a gameboy
*Nintendo wants to know your location*
Ok
@@raygen5854 ?
Teacher:what are you doing on the calculator?
kid:playing doom
kid: i say i say calculating homework
Your teachers were stupid, my teachers knew damn well that kids knew how to play games on them.
Keith Pharoah I dont even know how to mod it:C
**calculators get banned from school for being a distraction**
These calculators where banned on my school as a few students knew how to play chess or a racing game on them 😂😂😂
Wow dude, that has to be probably the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Who would’ve thought you’d even be able to play video games on a calculator? That’s actually really cool and incredible. I never would’ve imagined it not even mentioning playing DOOM of all things. This is fascinating stuff right here.
Never heard of a pregnancy test running doom have you
Lmao i have. I still don't understand how
@@RadioMan2023 Except it wasn't. It was being fed a very basic 'video' feed, basically a signal saying which dots to light up. Still cool, but nothing like running a game.
I love your shelf, sir!
Doom was released 3 years before this calculator
Ok?
@@zeo9445 Now that was an interesting comment. How good that you could chip in your totally valuable contribution.
@@ensteffo ok...?
@@iverson64_ *ok?*
@@zeo9445 he did it again boys! what a legend!
Rule #35 : if It exists,there is doom on it
LIVE SIEGE ?? I'm 11 what's rule 35??
James Sayian the rules of the internet there are 35 rules
I think there's way more than 35.
pretty sure that's technically a new rule of the internet.
actually rule 35, if there is no rule 34 found for something it is considered rule 35, or if no rule 34 is found, it will be made
I got a TI-85 when I was in college in the 90s and still use it today. Have written many BASIC programs on it.
The jazz background and that voice... so smooth and vibey
"It's a fully featured Mario game."
Nintendo: "Release the hounds!"
lmao wow you people are funny.
Lol
It is actually a super mario bros 3 clone
Michael Walker it’s not funny, it’s disgusting how greedy nintendo is
@@kenetickups6146 people will always be greedy. It’s a natural instinct. The sad part is nothing we will say will change it.
My math teacher caught me and asked if he could have a turn
I didn’t think this shitty joke would get so much traction.
RetroGames epic
Mr gamer
lol XD
Epic gamer math teacher
R/thathappened
I used a Ti89 in high school and a Ti 200 voyage in college, such wonderful machines, the coding feature, and the apps were a game changer, also the Mathlab-ish capabilities, and games (Galaxian, chess, Mario builder) were great.
I think it’s actually amazing how something that was never even meant to have games on it actually has that ability and the fact DOOM is even playable on it is probably the greatest thing in human history. That right there probably blew my mind to a point where I can’t even fathom it but in the best and most positive way imaginable.
2017: will it run DOOM?
2069: will it run DOOM ETERNAL?
We had Doom in our calculators already in the late 1900s.
@@Sc0pee 1900s
I thought doom came out in the 1990s
Bruh,why does it has to be "69" on it?
@@skrrra7619 because yes
@@britknee3019 Late 1900's = 90-1999. We had Doom in our calculators in 1998. I had TI-85.
I'm drawing every next frame of DOOM on paper.
Funny thing there is a video of a guy playing Doom on a paper.
@@tsc7445 I ment to say paper*
Good luck
Lol
I remember in middle school when we were first expected to have one of these calculators. You could borrow a TI-82 from the school, but many of the kids brought their own TI-83. Lots of games being passed around between those with the same model. Except for me - my dear mother found a TI-85 on ebay for $30 and believed she was getting a great deal, since it's a bigger number, it has to be a newer model! Well it wasn't because the TI naming scheme is weird, and I used that thing all through high school and up to college.
I must say it got me into coding though. Whenever there was a program needed for the class, while everyone was copying it between themselves, I was sitting there looking at the TI-BASIC code on a 82 or 83 trying to frantically rewrite it into the 85's dialect.
so you ported calculator programs to another calculator... what a world we live in
*Intelligence 100000*
Man like re learning JavaScript or basic lol
After TI-85 the next improved model was the TI-86 with a little bit more memory and rounded edges... So at least until that point the numbering was normal.
Bless your mother and you too dear sir
Teacher: no calculators
Kids in the back:
Dude.... you are the man I have always wanted to be. PERIOD!
like.... this is far beyond nerdy... you are insane for chasing this niche.
i will subscribe JUST BECAUSE YOU DID THIS
Son: Mom can we buy gameboy?
Mom : we have gameboy at home
Gameboy at home
And you can play when you port mario to your calculator!
*Gameboy history*
Gameboy
Gameboy Color
*G A M E B O Y N U M B E R*
This is better than a gameboy
lame... my parents used the same joke. old people.
666 likes. hmm....
This was more advanced than the phone I had back in 2006 😒
except that had a _flashlight!_ 😱
fleshlight?
+Vitorruy1 fucksake lol
Vitorruy1 Nope they wouldn't let those in class.... but I had a math teacher fresh out of college.... 😗
Wild! Thanks for the video. Takes me back.
As someone who still has to use one of these as they're prescribed on uni syllabi, this is a very much appreciated addition of levity
Waiting for the day we can run Doom on a computer.
UglyStru you mean run doom in mac? Not in a million years bruh
Javi Lim Use dosbox!
btw you already can if you make a steam account and you can buy the original version
guys, he was making a fucking joke
Sandwich Games well that may be... but that doesn't mean you need to act like you're on your period
My mother brought this calculator and all my classmate installed doom on it and we played it during class
what grade
93rd
i like ur profile pic
You made my day with this video :) thanks!
I saw this same calculator model running Doom 22 years ago. Very impressive for the time.
My chemistry teacher had super mario on his calculators like this lol
lol
I had Pokemon haha
@Nolan's world you want to play Mario with touch screen controls?
Can't wait to play doom on my car radio receiver.
I play Hearthstone on my Android car audio receiver, which is a lot more than doom. You need to try harder :P
Search 'doom porche 911' it's a thing XD
S4tyr somebody stole, my car radio though...
S4tyr nice logo
I'm French so hearing you saying ''perdu'' made me laugh
That « Perdooh » was really funny for a frenchie like me haha.
But great memories of High School revived with that video !!
Calculator master race!
Germán Molero Pfft. Whats A PS4? Whats An Xbox One? A PC? The Hell Are Those?
Germán Molero
I don't know of a PS4 that can run Doom - checkmate, peasants!
Well, that isn't really a surprise, considering what a PC is and what claculator means ... It's the same in German, just with our local translatio of calculator.
That it is the actual word ist still interesting. Did you just take it straight out of English or is your word for claculating already similar?
Klobi for President it can and like a dream!
What's a nes or an Atari what is this Xbox 360 you speak of
It struggles to draw integral graphs but can run Doom pretty well? Makes sense...
Sponska it showl be like that
because integrals need high order interpolation. But most of Doom graphics is not even interpolated.
"pretty well"
Definitely want this for back to school
6 years later RUclips knows how to recommend good old videos!
Cant wait to play minecraft on my etch-a-sketch
Evan kale should do that
Fps would be horrible
Lol
Ugh Me Cavemen, Me Want to Play Pong on Cave Drawings
hahahaaaa
Can I play Super smash bros on a plank of wood?
Jake Fear JAJAJA
Jake Fear funny you say that though, there is actually a smash bros calculator version that you could play with your friend with a link cable
The Trashcan You are comedy gold
Yes, there is an analogue version.
It's called "super smash your bros" and a wooden plank is the minimum requirement, one with nails is recommended.
I wish
Remember Digimon? Have you done a video on that? Our boss bought us all digimons back in the day. Real team builder 👍
the only youtuber that want us to skip his video,what a legend you are ma man
As a European with a more modest calculator I'm wondering was cheating in exams rampant with these sort of calculators? Maybe the format of your exams relied less on memorisation.
Also, but can it run Crysis?
Typically before an important exam, we had to turn in our calculators to have the memory wiped, or were just given a school calculator to use that doesn't have any software on it.
I actually was able to use my TI-84 fully without wiping it and found a pretty neat notepad application I was able to write notes on my PC and then transfer it to the calc. That was I could cheat a bit, but the memory was limited and it was hard to write stuff for it, but it did save my ass quite a few times.
That was until Smartwatches came around, I used one and put all of my text files on there, then use it to cheat.
Back in my high school days (early 2000s) the only time this was checked for me was for the big national standardized exams (SATs/ACTs.) None of my teachers ever checked my calculator, either in high school or college
As a fellow European, graphing calculators like this (I had the TI-84 Plus myself) were actually mandatory for the higher levels in high school, we were allowed to use some self written programs for basic formulas for economics and such, but we had to turn them in to have them wiped when it came to maths.
We can always expect some quality content from LGR.....eh no matter how weird it may be.
Rounak Dutta the most true comment on youtube
Rounak Dutta Gaming on a calculator when I was in high school was far from unusual or weird. What's weird to me is that someone attempted smash on a calculator! The weirdest thing I ever did was listen to Duke Nukem samples through the communication port. "Damn, I'm looking good!" in 4 bit wave glory.
DoomRater I never saw someone gaming on a calc in my entire life mainly because when I was in school we didn't have any Ti calculators here, we used Casio calculators which didn't support any apps and stuff.
Rounak Dutta I feel for ya. I had to fight for my right to use a TI calculator and even then I managed to lose it after high school. I do own two calculators of my own though and I think my fiance owns an 84 plus.
DoomRater I don't think I missed much, you see we never had Ti cals in india most people here know Ti as a silicone manufacturer. I actually had a PSP while growing up so I never actually missed handheld gaming while growing up. lol
Ran this on school, love those days. Also chatting through a cable with ppl next to me
I had a super simple game called Drug Wars on my calculator, and I absolutely loved it. I played that thing all the time.
Overclock it to get 120 fps in 4k
in 50 years we will be playing GTA V on potatos
Seceras Ludi but this botato run crysis?
diabetes boi console peasents already do
Or Portal 2, see what I did there.
diabetes boi I honestly wouldn’t be surprised 😅
Makes sense.
my dad gave me his ti-83 plus, and now i gotta get a cable and do this! thanks!
Me: i'm playing portable DooM
Friend: Cool. You got it on the switch?
Me: haha no (pulls out calculator)
I can't wait to play minecraft on my lamp
Brett Xander you sir deserve an actual pc.🖥⌨️
WolfmanPvP Youtub lol
WolfmanPvP Youtub I think we can work something out
WolfmanPvP Youtub ha ha
Clorox bleach bottle 500ml or console oh wait.... don't.. pc master race ... sadly
"Just call me a cold, calculated killer" Congrats on getting me to facepalm IRL rather hard
a few notes. Early ti92 and 83 didn’t have official support for assembly language programs, that came later on. These early ones actually required some hack to make them install and work, if I recall the thing was called Fargo. Sound was available in many apps and games by plugging a speaker into the serial port. Shitty but could play some low fi wave files and game sounds. The cpu is a motorola 68k derivative (specifically a mc68000)
Yes, it was Fargo, it was/is pretty simple to set up. You could then enter a menu to open the assembly coded programs you'd downloaded and transferred to the calculator using the serial cable(which could be easily made if you didn't have the official one).
That was a totally solid Duke nukem impression at the beginning.
in 40 years, we'll be playing rainbow six siege on our calculators.
fuzzy apple pie maybe in 2020
fuzzy apple pie yes plz
In 40 years, i can make phone calls using my calculator.
Oh wait... i already do... they are called phones.
fuzzy apple pie or GTA V on a bedside lamp
fuzzy apple pie doest seem good lol
My school gave me one of these for calculus and I've become very interested in its programming capabilities. I've been diligently learning how to write programs in its basic language on the calculator itself. It's been useful for both useful math programs and simple time wasters such as number guessing games and dice. Love these things now
One of the pre-installed applications included a dice roll simulator. Not as useful in the system itself as writing your own BASIC program, but it still has its uses.
Nice
Basic is certainly easier, but the more impressive games were/are written in assembly language. This is often why you need to launch them from a 'shell' as they were called from memory.
I had a TI-86 and took a calculus class that furnished numerical analysis programs for TI-83, so I spent a weekend either porting it over to the 86 or creating my own.
Man, imagine just casually booting this up after finishing the test
People would be really confused as to what you're doing, but you know what it is. And you know how cool it is
You can call me a "Cold Calculated Killer". Badass line!
He sorta sounds like Duke Nukem when he said that.
That's nothing, I just installed Doom on my toaster
I like your profile
I've played angry birds on a refrigerator powered by Android. It's not Doom, but then again, you shouldn't be playing Doom on a fridge touch screen. Just not meant for that.
I installed it on my microwave
RIP AND TOAST!!!
I got fallout 4 on my bowl
I got one of those as a regular calculator because it looked so cool.
There was always that one kid in class with the cable that put games on all our calculators! Fun times
$5 for a graphing calculator at a Goodwill...I'll keep that in mind.
you got the calculator?
you got the calculator?
you got the calculator?
you got the calculator?
You got the calculator?
can't wait to play gta on my grandpa's pacemaker!
LOL! wtf?
It might just be so awesome Youlle give him a heart attack
srinivas kumar can't wait to play crysis on my eggtimer
can't wait to play half life 3 on my toaster.
Samuel Mott Too bad, you're going to have to wait FOR EV URRR.
Finally, the version of Doom you can play at school without getting in trouble
Is it me or is this guys voice super relaxing?
Can't wait to play Fallout 4 on my lightbulb!
PaciFic wouldn't surprise me to be honest. Its Bethesda we're talking about!
Don’t computers have tiny lights small as pixels?
when a calculator is better than your PC ;-;
LOL EPIC XDDDD LE FUNNY MAY MAY
i got the pentium 4 LOL :)
+A Toaster Inc. Did you mean "nerdgasm"? 😉
Stephen Barr success I guess. mine can't hold 2fps.
Pookachu I can't even play halo on my PC
Thanks for the video!
_- posted from my TI30XS_
Used to have fun programming snake by hand onto these back in 8th grade for my friends. We didn't have the cable to externally put anything more complicated onto them.
That is hands down some of the coolest shit ever. Wish this was around 12+ years ago when I was in high school haha
Paul Venn I think it was, the TI83 has been out a long time, I remember it when I was like 16 about 13 years ago, guys were playing games back then too.
Paul Venn It was--i was in high school at that time too and that's when I figured all this out haha
These calculators are form the '90s, even my TI-89 that I still have.
"Who knows-there may already be something on your calculator"
I can feel the creepypastas being created
done
Mine had a naked lady program, it produced a series of graphs that looked like a playboy model
'One day, I bought a used caculator for school, but when I turned it on, all the numbers seem to drip. And when one of the problems I had equaled 666... It corrupted and showed a spooky face then turned off. When I turned it on... It tried to suck me into it'
I still have one of those, I need to find it. But it was the coolest thing back in high-school. One of the little joys of a painful upbringing.