Clarkson, Hammond and May Race An Angry French Woman | The Grand Tour: Carnage A Trois

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  • @thegrandtour
    @thegrandtour  2 года назад +38

    What was your favourite moment from Carnage A Trois? 🧐 ruclips.net/video/L1aHe_4WCmE/видео.html

    • @crediblesum5638
      @crediblesum5638 2 года назад +4

      4:50

    • @happalula
      @happalula 2 года назад +2

      i honestly had 3 favourite moments: the anticipation of the upcoming episode from back when it was announced, watching the actual episode and enjoying every single second of it and lastly whenever i reminisced about the awesome episode i watched
      sorry, cant narrow it down any more than that, its just too awesome!

    • @omareldahrawy9338
      @omareldahrawy9338 2 года назад +1

      All

    • @quicknickdriver8510
      @quicknickdriver8510 2 года назад +2

      The vociferously expressive French woman

    • @YOEL_44
      @YOEL_44 2 года назад +2

      Carnage

  • @KayJblue
    @KayJblue 2 года назад +296

    “You should go away in a reproductive manner”
    I’m definitely using that one.

    • @kamakeno
      @kamakeno 2 года назад +3

      HAhahah .I paused and went looking for this comment.

    • @jacobbahr9316
      @jacobbahr9316 2 года назад +2

      It's almost as good as 'Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!'

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 2 года назад +3

      @@jacobbahr9316 Is that from another episode? There was an episode of Top Gear where a German guy said "Scheiße" and the subtitle was "Oh bother." There really needs to be a compilation of all scenes from both shows where someone swears in a foreign language and it's translated into something hilariously innocent.

    • @farxadd1
      @farxadd1 Год назад +3

      @@quillmaurer6563 Pretty sure that's from Monty Python and the holy grail.

  • @quillmaurer6563
    @quillmaurer6563 2 года назад +143

    Been waiting to see this bit again since the episode aired. 4:04 is the best moment of the entire episode, with the sailor-mouth French girl and overly literal subtitles. She, her vocabulary, and this manner of subtitles should be a regular part of the show!

    • @dubyas1989
      @dubyas1989 2 года назад +6

      That part made me laugh too, she’s great and the subtitle person needs a raise.

  • @solitudegaming
    @solitudegaming 2 года назад +211

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that despite everything else he does on the show that Jeremy is actually a pretty good driver

    • @jkingenglish
      @jkingenglish 2 года назад +7

      Hehe what about Hammond 😂

    • @solitudegaming
      @solitudegaming 2 года назад +34

      @@jkingenglish in the many years I've been watching this trio, I havnt gotten the chance to find out how well Hammond drives because he's always in a hedge or the hospital 😀

    • @thegrandtour
      @thegrandtour  2 года назад +32

      He even managed to hold his own pretty well against the legendary Abbie Eaton 🏁 ruclips.net/video/xuMw3WX6xOc/видео.html

    • @solitudegaming
      @solitudegaming 2 года назад +4

      @@thegrandtour Just, wow. If he was in anything remotely as capable as that 911 I think he wouldve had her, well done for being in a Urus. People out here sleeping on Jeremy's skill. If he cared to, I think he couldve gone pro...but im glad he didnt.

    • @Doug791
      @Doug791 2 года назад +5

      @@thegrandtour oh come on , he had 40bhp more , mind you , he must weigh 10stone more than Abbie.😂

  • @isabella2472
    @isabella2472 2 года назад +54

    Whoever did the captions for the french woman is amazing

  • @wallebi1910
    @wallebi1910 2 года назад +50

    “Go away in a reproductive manner “ lmao

    • @megaverner
      @megaverner 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm gonna start using that.😅

  • @nobody-wk6ej
    @nobody-wk6ej 2 года назад +54

    Abby giving no fucks about Jezza's extra horses... Love it.

    • @alistairwalker2850
      @alistairwalker2850 2 года назад +7

      Power means nothing when you’re lighter. And God knows Abbie in the Saxo was at least two stone lighter than Jezza in that 106

  • @clementpoon120
    @clementpoon120 2 года назад +269

    i like how the french woman just kept swearing

    • @aaronbryan5095
      @aaronbryan5095 2 года назад

      Should've gave her the good ol' PIT maneuver.

    • @gerjanrubens2698
      @gerjanrubens2698 2 года назад +5

      Don't like, ordinair

    • @ThePastaManCan
      @ThePastaManCan 2 года назад +7

      Only thing they're good at

    • @red-one5923
      @red-one5923 2 года назад +5

      @@ThePastaManCan yes but no

    • @thomasmorel1447
      @thomasmorel1447 2 года назад +6

      @@ThePastaManCan And what about you ? Where do you come from ? I will tell you what you’re good at

  • @Mondoblasto0
    @Mondoblasto0 2 года назад +14

    Those flying drone shots were SO GOOD!

  • @Orion3741
    @Orion3741 2 года назад +13

    Song from Belgian artist Plastic Bertrand : "Ça Plane Pour Moi" ( 1977 ).

  • @airwavesfromholland
    @airwavesfromholland 2 года назад +24

    Liked the loudmouth french Woman, she was spreading some love aroud 🤣🤣

  • @mattsmith5267
    @mattsmith5267 2 года назад +7

    Love Hamsters “Racing Overalls”, with “TIT Face” on the Right hand side!🤦🏻‍♂️🤣. I can’t argue with the sentiment!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ArpanDebnath_online
    @ArpanDebnath_online Год назад +6

    Natural french lunatic।।😂😂 James May is hillarious

  • @Carguy9826
    @Carguy9826 2 года назад +51

    This looks so incredibly fun😂

    • @NikesZ28
      @NikesZ28 2 года назад +1

      God yes, possibly better then sex 😁

    • @benjaminmathew260984
      @benjaminmathew260984 2 года назад

      @@NikesZ28 definitely better than sex

    • @Carguy9826
      @Carguy9826 2 года назад

      Guys this is about. Cars🤣

  • @beau_croom
    @beau_croom 2 года назад +19

    “The race director has been murdered, maybe we can edit that out” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @whiteyakshagin8237
    @whiteyakshagin8237 13 дней назад +1

    One of my favorite episodes from old Top Gear is the budget rally cross challenge so it’s nice to see the trio having fun again on the same track.

  • @Rocinante_1980
    @Rocinante_1980 2 года назад +70

    When Abby is on the track, you have no chance of winning. That woman is epic.

    • @italianduded1161
      @italianduded1161 Год назад

      I hated her every second of it.... yep... she is a French woman
      she did a very good job

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Год назад +2

      @@italianduded1161- Abbie is NOT French! This from Wikipedia:
      Abigail Eaton is a British racing driver from the East Riding of Yorkshire, England. She starred as the test driver for the second and third series of The Grand Tour, an Amazon Prime Video-exclusive motoring series. Eaton is a qualified racing instructor and a performance driving coach.
      Born: 2 January 1992 (age 31 years), Kingston upon Hull

    • @italianduded1161
      @italianduded1161 Год назад +3

      @@AtheistOrphan oh my bad…. ehm… yep, she is a British woman.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Год назад +2

      @MyMediaArchive - No, all the Stigs have been male. (And with cast-Iron BBC contracts so I heard!)

  • @nathanparry8315
    @nathanparry8315 Год назад +11

    Can we take a moment to talk about the drone footage. The drone pilot is a monster!

  • @thedudegrowsfood284
    @thedudegrowsfood284 2 года назад +53

    The American hatchbacks tried to make it, but the Pinto caught fire, and the Chevette died (of embarrassment, perhaps).

    • @redmr2na
      @redmr2na 2 года назад +3

      And the GLHS couldn't be bothered to race.

    • @lightsfansofthewest481
      @lightsfansofthewest481 Год назад

      Ever heard of the Ford Focus RS?

    • @superdrinkingpepsi
      @superdrinkingpepsi Год назад +6

      @@lightsfansofthewest481 It's got a Ford badge but it's made by Europeans

  • @Neptun2006
    @Neptun2006 2 года назад +46

    The French woman uses a lot German Autobahn Greetings.

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 2 года назад +7

      Granted haven't driven on an Autobahn, but I get the sense Germans would calmly say "Your driving skills disappoint me," which is a far bigger insult than any string of French expletives.

  • @S-T-E-V-E
    @S-T-E-V-E 2 года назад +35

    The Peugeot 205 and 306 sold like hotcakes back in the day, as did the Clio and the Saxo but how many French cars do you see in Britain these days?

    • @ollielynch4733
      @ollielynch4733 2 года назад +7

      I still see a lot of Clios, but certainly not as much of a variety of French cars as there used to be. Don’t really see many hatchback Peugeots anymore, apart from the new 208? Which is being clearly outsold by the Corsa. The French hatches just aren’t desirable anymore; been overrun by chavved up Ford Fiestas

    • @S-T-E-V-E
      @S-T-E-V-E 2 года назад +5

      @@ollielynch4733 I think Kia and Hyundai have taken a chunk of the market!

    • @trevormoir1927
      @trevormoir1927 2 года назад

      Expensive repairs.🇬🇧

    • @ZJS0113
      @ZJS0113 2 года назад +4

      Absolutely loads of Peugeots and Renaults

    • @IanRossDavies
      @IanRossDavies 2 года назад +4

      Probably more than you realise, new Peugeot and Citroen are selling relatively well. Citroen in particular, e-C4 is a very popular electric choice it seems.

  • @coinhunter3758
    @coinhunter3758 Год назад +2

    The Little French Girl Is Adorable As Hell! LOL She Gave Us Quite A Good Laugh She's Great!

    • @ThatOneDane
      @ThatOneDane 7 месяцев назад

      *Beep* *Swearing in French* *More beeping*

  • @FisherHDX
    @FisherHDX 2 года назад +5

    We just watched this episode recently to. Lol. It has to be one of my favs.

  • @Decamargo92
    @Decamargo92 2 года назад +14

    Proper wheelman on the Mégane...on that side of things

    • @jamesc8122
      @jamesc8122 2 года назад +2

      I have to say there's some excellent track work from him, lovely, lovely guy really.

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 2 года назад +13

    Fun Fact: "Plastic Bertrand" is actually a euphemism for someone who's Belgian in name only and French in reality.

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 2 года назад +13

    I think Abby was giving French girl some fancy eyes.

  • @ostrobogulousgaming
    @ostrobogulousgaming 2 года назад +7

    Proving the sentiment that the English swear a lot is "utter fookin' bollocks mate" 👏 Touché Madame Touché.

  • @SteveRogers-qz9bd
    @SteveRogers-qz9bd 2 года назад +35

    looking forward to new episodes, my wish is that the presenters are healthy so they can always bring us this show

  • @GUMP3RT
    @GUMP3RT 2 года назад +10

    It's sniff petrol in the megane

  • @mattfalci2556
    @mattfalci2556 2 года назад +5

    just look at hammonds racesuit @0:13 lmao

  • @volt8684
    @volt8684 2 года назад +9

    Pure entertainment

  • @Ricamundo
    @Ricamundo 2 года назад +6

    I don't know what i loved more. Hammond's jacket, or that potty mouth French cutie. :))

  • @MalusVexFPV
    @MalusVexFPV 2 года назад +2

    Love the fpv racing drone footage 😎👍

  • @Annabelle66633
    @Annabelle66633 10 месяцев назад +2

    "The mighty Peugeot is in the LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"

  • @beau_croom
    @beau_croom 2 года назад +1

    4:55 I always thought he was swiss 🥁

  • @martinbone2889
    @martinbone2889 2 года назад +11

    When you see Abby driving you can see she is a proffesional driver ...how she is seated in the car the position 🤩
    She is top..
    Had a blast to watch you guys are funny ..

  • @fonix7511
    @fonix7511 2 года назад +27

    the french woman should be in another episodes😂
    she was funny😂

  • @jeanaymard3015
    @jeanaymard3015 9 месяцев назад +1

    th Citroën Saxo model driven by Abby is appreciated in Rally. It's a fun car to drive and sticks to the road. it may be less powerful than Clarkson 's for example but it's very light.

  • @alpine_e9281
    @alpine_e9281 2 года назад +3

    “My dash appears to be coming off”
    Should’ve thrown the trim out because weight reduction

  • @tonypowell7529
    @tonypowell7529 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love them or hate them, you can’t deny they’re entertaining

  • @nailmcnugget9284
    @nailmcnugget9284 2 года назад +2

    Definitely matched with Abi on tinder before. Only thing I've got to contribute to this

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 8 месяцев назад

    "It's got no traction control and I've spun!"

  • @audiwankenobi361
    @audiwankenobi361 2 года назад +3

    I would love to show some love to the drone pilot!

  • @sdistcmotorsport112
    @sdistcmotorsport112 2 года назад +4

    First! Wooo and all of it haha. I wish there was more content honestly

  • @tyronewhitehead2737
    @tyronewhitehead2737 2 года назад +1

    Exciting. Love this

  • @jakedrake3660
    @jakedrake3660 Год назад +1

    glad you guys didn´t forget the 306

  • @homersimping2917
    @homersimping2917 8 дней назад

    Funny that Clarkson was giving everything he had, quick shifting and hard acceleration. While Abby was just out on a Sunday drive.

  • @tony66au
    @tony66au 2 года назад +10

    Whom ever did the Subtitles?
    Thank you for making it all seem very sexy, like watching a Euro Movie on a pretentious Telly Channel but with better looking actors, More action and a Plot I can follow :-)

  • @Neptun2006
    @Neptun2006 2 года назад +6

    I’m not sure what is written on Hammonds racing suite… 😂

  • @Vickyvee97
    @Vickyvee97 9 месяцев назад +1

    I wished America had tracks like this!

    • @CedricFlavien-bd8vc
      @CedricFlavien-bd8vc 2 месяца назад

      its so cool clio Megan an 206 ,177, 230 bhp. ,1.1 ton , manual 6 speed

  • @NikesZ28
    @NikesZ28 2 года назад +4

    Would love to have really nice 306 GTI 😎

  • @kostasnls4566
    @kostasnls4566 Год назад

    3:14 hammond's statement is true i own one of these heaps

  • @dubyas1989
    @dubyas1989 2 года назад +9

    Apparently Clarkson needs at least 41hp over Abbie to beat her.

  • @Mustafasediqi
    @Mustafasediqi 2 года назад +1

    Great 👏👍❤️ Nice Race

    • @thegrandtour
      @thegrandtour  2 года назад

      There are even more epic races here 👀 ruclips.net/p/PLSXPYspKybUehR0XvBWIr1YT8joMweAUO

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 2 года назад +4

    Let's be honest.... we were all expecting Clarkson to get the finger.
    Seemed like the obvious choice. 😂

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 2 года назад

      Between his skill and his car he was too far out front for her to flip off and cuss at.

  • @thebrit1976
    @thebrit1976 2 года назад +1

    Speeeeed and Power!!!!! 🇬🇧❤️

  • @z4961
    @z4961 Год назад +1

    The saxo or 106 1.6l 16v was officially declared by Peugeot as 125 horsepower but in reality it was more around 135 hp

  • @smithyc2051
    @smithyc2051 2 года назад +1

    So much fun 😂

  • @jkingenglish
    @jkingenglish 2 года назад +3

    Hehehe I can imagine people betting whether hammond will crash or not

  • @jourwalis-8875
    @jourwalis-8875 8 месяцев назад

    Clarkson is a mad man!

  • @AnthroGearhead
    @AnthroGearhead 2 года назад +5

    would have been nice if Pierre Gasly and Charles Leclrec were invited

  • @massimoricciardi6202
    @massimoricciardi6202 Год назад

    Looks like fun Abby is funny as hell lol.

  • @Potatotree50
    @Potatotree50 2 года назад

    “The shhhpeeed!”

  • @MSBRICKS7
    @MSBRICKS7 2 года назад +8

    I would prefer more content like with the tents and them talking that taking a year to make one hour long special

    • @NBM397
      @NBM397 2 года назад +2

      I think they were aiming for 2 or 3 specials a year/series. Then COVID happened.

    • @MSBRICKS7
      @MSBRICKS7 2 года назад

      @@NBM397 ye I hate COVID it’s ruined everything

  • @Whatshisname346
    @Whatshisname346 8 месяцев назад +1

    I dunno, I wouldn’t be so flippant about taking on Belgian Twitter! Might end up with mayonnaise on your chips or a little bronze cherub peeing on you lawn.

  • @alexanderfinch4432
    @alexanderfinch4432 Год назад

    I've got a Peugeot 207 GTi and I'll admit I'm disappointed they didn’t use one in this race but it's still a great French hot hatch.

  • @Cherokeelion
    @Cherokeelion 2 года назад +4

    Good to see Abbie back from injury!

  • @vinnygaudino5017
    @vinnygaudino5017 2 года назад +2

    Is this the same track where they did rallycross on Top Gear?

    • @jinxvrs
      @jinxvrs 2 года назад +1

      Yeah - Lydden Hill in Kent which is probably the UK's best known rallycross circuit.

  • @tyronewhitehead3123
    @tyronewhitehead3123 2 года назад

    Fabulous. Driving

  • @S500-
    @S500- 2 года назад +2

    Hammond's Race Suite Say " Tit face " These Guys Allways Do That kind of thing when Racing Happen, And They Miss First bit when Race Starts then Stop within seconds for Lunch

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 2 года назад

      Bathroom suite or bedroom suite? (*Suit).

  • @16ats
    @16ats 3 месяца назад +1

    Thats the same track they used in top gear cheaper than golf episode

  • @khalilthebarber3454
    @khalilthebarber3454 2 года назад +2

    I love u guys.yr fan from morocco

  • @whoarewe7515
    @whoarewe7515 2 года назад +3

    The three best t.v presenters in the .......................... World.

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier624 2 года назад +2

    Tonight….. a French woman gives us the finger.

  • @emmanuelspaeth7065
    @emmanuelspaeth7065 2 года назад +2

    Because I'm a good french citizen a can only agree with bad words and good cars 😉

  • @dragonback6075
    @dragonback6075 8 месяцев назад

    Hope she bought you dinner first 😁😁😁

  • @عبدهبلبول
    @عبدهبلبول 2 года назад +1

    The Peugeot are the winner in the leeeeeeed and speeeeeeeed

  • @falcon_fighter8711
    @falcon_fighter8711 2 года назад +3

    First on a grand tour video

  • @robinraphael
    @robinraphael 2 года назад

    they all ok it's been a while since some new material

  • @Benjiman20
    @Benjiman20 2 года назад

    Abbie looks gorgeous without a helmet, like 10times better, just wow

  • @ViveSemelBeneVivere
    @ViveSemelBeneVivere 2 года назад +1

    Alternative title Voulez Vous Race Avec Moi?

  • @boombox4037
    @boombox4037 2 года назад +1

    As always no one reviews car like we do

  • @SwordQuake2
    @SwordQuake2 2 года назад +1

    Half of the song is from here apparently

  • @neilthomas9365
    @neilthomas9365 2 года назад +1

    Ax gt??

  • @zacharyknollman5731
    @zacharyknollman5731 2 года назад

    Love these guys 2022 im salty that netflix hulu or hbo wont show this but the eill show top gear without these guys its not as good without the original guys james j and hammond are the best

  • @Tommy712rus
    @Tommy712rus 2 года назад

    Is this new episode?

  • @MrWortWort1
    @MrWortWort1 2 года назад +9

    The french woman is entertaining
    She should be part of gang
    Add some young blood and a scent of tuna to the group 🤣

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 2 года назад

      Gives an interesting thought to ponder - could The Grand Tour live on without the trio, in the way Top Gear didn't really accomplish? Perhaps new cast members join and become part of the gang, gradually replacing the main trio one-by-one? With them working with the original trio for a while, plus having a transition period so that the show can evolve with them and the fans can get used to them, I could see it working with the right people. Just need to ensure that they're not established "car journalists" as was Top Gear's mistake, but instead are just utter goofballs with good chemistry together. French potty mouth girl feels like the right kind of person.

  • @thomask90
    @thomask90 2 года назад

    did the french also do the rollcages?

  • @jevgenijtihij9020
    @jevgenijtihij9020 2 года назад +1

    Rally race

  • @maxkb5515
    @maxkb5515 9 месяцев назад

    Woow ! Where is the v6 Clio ?? Mmh??

  • @Mihalyofficial
    @Mihalyofficial 6 месяцев назад

    The hamster gets 100 hp. 😆😆

  • @davethenerd1369
    @davethenerd1369 8 месяцев назад

    I feel able to comment since I am married to one of them, but this is exactly how French women drive. Also, the lady in the film is quite young. Wait until she is in her 40s and a real French driving swearing maniac. No wonder I have grey hair.

  • @jacobbahr9316
    @jacobbahr9316 2 года назад

    0:02 I don't think the French will like being compared to kings...

  • @mastercurious7069
    @mastercurious7069 Месяц назад

    could abby be one of the stigs??🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • @thabisoleeuw6757
    @thabisoleeuw6757 5 месяцев назад

    Jeremy not holding his racing lines

  • @Holmgrad
    @Holmgrad Год назад

    Респект из России этой троице

  • @RRRVanquish1998
    @RRRVanquish1998 7 месяцев назад

    Bugatti and Alpine count

  • @azharfikri8446
    @azharfikri8446 2 года назад +3

    Would be better if Michele Mouton was there..

    • @trainz2990
      @trainz2990 Год назад +1

      She’d lap the entire group within a few laps

  • @sweaspurdoddd5466
    @sweaspurdoddd5466 2 года назад +1

    That's French girl is cute af

  • @albert9784
    @albert9784 2 года назад

    Why not choose the Clio sport V6, he got a Porsche engine

    • @jamespatagueule4599
      @jamespatagueule4599 2 года назад

      nope the engine is v6 ESL (made by Peugeot & Renault), and Porshe help to develop in the latest version of this engine (like in the clio)