SEIGE OF PHARAOH'S TEMPLE - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 5 лет назад +579

    Cap: "Riders are into some really kinky stuff!"
    Cap, they're named Riders. What do you expect?

  • @silentzer0805
    @silentzer0805 4 года назад +118

    Great start there CaptainSauce
    "We've seen riders bang horses"
    "We've seen riders bang raptors"
    "We've seen riders bang wagons"
    *This video's not gonna get demonetized at all*

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад +1

      No not gonna get demonetized at aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll lol

    • @greatgodpan5001
      @greatgodpan5001 4 года назад +1

      SiLeNt ZER0 he litterally has videos where he plays porn games

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад +1

      @@greatgodpan5001 really? I don't remember those

    • @andersdamgaard7203
      @andersdamgaard7203 4 года назад +1

      @@jrcspiderman2003 Crush Crush

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад

      @@andersdamgaard7203 ohhhhhh lol I don't remember him playing that they must be really old videos Because I've only found him a little over a year ago

  • @fakeduck3495
    @fakeduck3495 4 года назад +149

    On a serious note that little edit with the “wee” really made me laugh you should do more of that

  • @asher_delphi976
    @asher_delphi976 5 лет назад +170

    1:Cupid breaking everything
    2: *"weeee"*

    • @Accountfrfr
      @Accountfrfr 5 лет назад

      3: i dont understand.

    • @armellebiampamba4257
      @armellebiampamba4257 4 года назад

      I don't understand the joke please explain

    • @littlevirus3562
      @littlevirus3562 4 года назад +1

      3: ????
      4: profit!

    • @zyronebiglang-awa6871
      @zyronebiglang-awa6871 4 года назад +1

      there is a flying squire in the level cramped battle and it's when captainsauce spammed firework archers

    • @asher_delphi976
      @asher_delphi976 4 года назад

      @@zyronebiglang-awa6871 hahaha thanks I love when that happens

  • @aidenwebb7207
    @aidenwebb7207 5 лет назад +22

    Love how at 9:45 the halberd managed to take out an archer before he fell

  • @philosotree5876
    @philosotree5876 11 месяцев назад +3

    The Khopeshers disarming their enemies makes sense when you know that khopeshes are designed for that exact purpose.

  • @ArcticWolf-vx8wv
    @ArcticWolf-vx8wv 5 лет назад +365

    Don’t think I didn’t see that guy with a firework in him that said “wee”

  • @mynameistheponteffectsix1851
    @mynameistheponteffectsix1851 5 лет назад +43

    In the start:
    Interviewer: How Does It Feel To Get Hit By A Firework?
    Caveman: HURTS.

    • @Accountfrfr
      @Accountfrfr 5 лет назад +2

      In the end:
      Interviewer: so how does it feel to be hit by a ballista?
      Caveman:...
      Satan: MY TURN NOW!!

  • @justagamer8019
    @justagamer8019 5 лет назад +61

    Cap: "It's better left to the imagination"
    Me: "That is a COMPLETE lie.

    • @moreyoutubers3520
      @moreyoutubers3520 5 лет назад

      No

    • @flamechar3381
      @flamechar3381 5 лет назад +2

      It ist a lie, you can clearly see he was hit by a firework and shovedeth off the edge

  • @barrybbenson9163
    @barrybbenson9163 5 лет назад +31

    The pharaoh’s staff means life and I think it does the opposite.
    Also,the Egyptians sword’s have a hook for disarming their enemies

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 5 лет назад +17

    Those simulation levels are awesome. And I still can’t get over Cupid. Probably one of my favorite units. Everything with him is just hilarious. Although the units falling off (or propelled off by fireworks) the simulation levels was also amazing. 😂

  • @vibecassie
    @vibecassie 4 года назад +1

    9:46
    Firework archer in front:shooting
    Halberd:*falls*
    Halberd:Than your coming with me

  • @azcarth1125
    @azcarth1125 5 лет назад +21

    Who remembers when firework archers were still the single best/most overpowered unit in the game?

    • @krismose500
      @krismose500 2 года назад +1

      Still are!

    • @ethanolfire
      @ethanolfire 11 месяцев назад +4

      I know this comment was three years ago but I thought they weren’t the best since when I used them they literally 9 out 10 miss there shot while trying to hit a normal sized unit

    • @rodoramanglicmot3665
      @rodoramanglicmot3665 9 месяцев назад

      Im late

    • @azcarth1125
      @azcarth1125 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@rodoramanglicmot3665buddy it’s been 4 years

  • @dontberacist2289
    @dontberacist2289 5 лет назад +271

    “We can just blow them off the bridge” sounds like Cupid shot him

  • @robuswhitewolf4896
    @robuswhitewolf4896 5 лет назад +115

    "Vampirates."
    - Dean Winchester

    • @randomperson2899
      @randomperson2899 5 лет назад +3

      No no he named Jefferson starships and werepires

    • @randomperson2899
      @randomperson2899 5 лет назад

      @Egg T what?

    • @robuswhitewolf4896
      @robuswhitewolf4896 5 лет назад +1

      @@randomperson2899 Did you forget about Benny?

    • @randomperson2899
      @randomperson2899 5 лет назад

      @@robuswhitewolf4896 never Benny is amazing

    • @robuswhitewolf4896
      @robuswhitewolf4896 5 лет назад +2

      @@randomperson2899 But you totally forgot when Benny said they were pirates and Dean said "vampirates".

  • @milesbailor5019
    @milesbailor5019 5 лет назад +72

    13:10 "if we keep throwing people at the bullets, eventually they will run out of bullets"

    • @randomgamerproductions7701
      @randomgamerproductions7701 5 лет назад +5

      That was Stalin's strategy during ww2 against the germans

    • @stukature
      @stukature 5 лет назад +1

      @@randomgamerproductions7701 it worked 😂

    • @randomgamerproductions7701
      @randomgamerproductions7701 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah but they lost millions in the process

    • @stukature
      @stukature 5 лет назад

      @@randomgamerproductions7701 I know. They used that strat bcz they had too much people. I read a conversation bettwen 2 red army soldiers and they were kinnda on board with the strat.

    • @le_epic_gamez8469
      @le_epic_gamez8469 5 лет назад

      Miles Bailor well beat WW3!!!!

  • @devilbub8709
    @devilbub8709 5 лет назад +8

    I have bad depression and your videos make my day, so jeep doing what your doing and I'll keep watching

  • @judgelance1311
    @judgelance1311 5 лет назад +21

    I think (and really hope) the "Pirate Creek" level is a reference to The Vampire Coast from Total War: Warhammer.
    Look up the trailer. It's got a schizophrenic Vampire pirate searching for a way to reassemble his psyche and awaken the Leviathan, with the help of his crew of undead gun-toting pirates, sea monsters and walking shipwrecks.

  • @DinoDan777
    @DinoDan777 5 лет назад +29

    Hmmmmm nice way to start the video
    Saucy boi: "Riders are into some really kinky stuff"
    Lol nice

  • @stonecoldsteveaustin8514
    @stonecoldsteveaustin8514 5 лет назад +21

    We’re just not gonna talk about the halverg bonking that unit before he fell off
    9:46

  • @davidkueny2444
    @davidkueny2444 5 лет назад +16

    Revenge of Vlad the Fortieth.
    The Army:
    First line: 10 cavalry
    Second line: 15 harvesters + Vlad
    Third line: 20 firework archers
    Finally, two ballistae on each wing
    The Challenge: you have to have a mammoth in your army, and that mammoth has to be the most expensive unit in your army.
    The Story: Remember the episode where you introduced the modded god units and fought 39 Vlads, but there was supposed to be one more? Well, that one got lost, and he's pissed that you killed all his clones. And now he's trying to kill Snuffy.
    Using the tactical genius he gained fighting the Ottomons, he snuck an army of all the units you hate behind your lines while you were playing Burrito Bison: Launcha Libre. And now, he's in that big ice arena map with that derpy pachyderm in his sights. All of your heavy hitters are off fighting modded units. Do you have what it takes to match wits with Vlad the Hits-People-With-A-Sharpened-Telephone-Pole-er?

    • @imsocks1259
      @imsocks1259 5 лет назад +1

      We need to make this happen

    • @HobbitWithABlunt7079
      @HobbitWithABlunt7079 5 лет назад

      This is STUPID
      My opinion

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад +1

      @@imsocks1259 I agree I neeeeeeeeeeeeed it.**insert SpongeBob meme gif here**

  • @nyrmac202
    @nyrmac202 5 лет назад +68

    Is it me or is CaptainSauce REALLY quotable? Especially when playing TABS.

  • @PrismsProblems691
    @PrismsProblems691 5 лет назад +4

    random blue guy: WEEEEEE
    guy who shot him: well that worked

  • @scoopsta6141
    @scoopsta6141 5 лет назад +1

    Here’s a army to fight
    REPTILE REVOLUTION
    30:Raptors
    20:snake archers
    Please do bonus points awarded for no secret units

  • @SuperCater
    @SuperCater 5 лет назад +51

    hey cap i recommend you play blade and sorcery again with the outer rim mod (star wars)

    • @Goat-lw8ov
      @Goat-lw8ov 5 лет назад +1

      @Egg T stut de fu up

    • @Goat-lw8ov
      @Goat-lw8ov 5 лет назад

      @Egg T naa your better at it

    • @SuperCater
      @SuperCater 5 лет назад +3

      Y'all any help I'm trying to get the outer rim mod to work on my oculus quest via oculus link but it won't work.

    • @lincolndixon7622
      @lincolndixon7622 4 года назад +1

      Want a gold star just playing
      ( :

  • @littlee5583
    @littlee5583 5 лет назад +3

    13:26
    Me: *Sees a bunch of me-sized people taking down a cannon*
    Also me: Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

  • @tylermerrill2842
    @tylermerrill2842 5 лет назад +21

    I just started the video and I'm already laughing. Keep up the good work.

    • @dannyboi024
      @dannyboi024 5 лет назад +2

      @Egg T nice flirting, go get her tiger

    • @anthonyambro3218
      @anthonyambro3218 5 лет назад

      @Egg T your is annoying you comment on every comment idk if anyone else agrees or hates me for saying this but Ima say it anyway

  • @thedestroyer4019
    @thedestroyer4019 5 лет назад +1

    Ok I have a suggestion it's a little complicated so ill shorten it
    The map I had it play out on was simulation castle siege
    For the defenders you need 12 pikes on each entry as many archers as you whant on the walls two Knights in the back with a king in the middle if you whant you can try to just use the mid evil faction and ancient facing to bet it
    Good luck and who ever is reading this pls like so he'll see it. Also if you do take the challenge you can also use halberds.

  • @ss-gj5el
    @ss-gj5el 5 лет назад +45

    Hey Captain Sauce just to let you know I love your TABS Videos Especially when you upload a new one.

  • @psychoboi6481
    @psychoboi6481 5 лет назад +26

    Remember this
    "No plan survives first contact 89% of the time"

  • @Ethan_zox
    @Ethan_zox 5 лет назад +20

    2:16 the jarl cheers for victory
    after the king kills the last warrior

  • @jeremybozack5585
    @jeremybozack5585 5 лет назад +9

    "Bird is the word"
    1 scarecrow and 5 cheerleaders

  • @President_Salsa
    @President_Salsa 5 лет назад +14

    0:19 thaaaats what she said!!!

  • @willwheatly6665
    @willwheatly6665 4 года назад +2

    16:41 there is a squire who took on and pushed back like 5 different Kopesh before dying

  • @YellowPlays15
    @YellowPlays15 5 лет назад +23

    Cap "in this case we're going to see kings bang there sticks"

  • @jercraftman7771
    @jercraftman7771 5 лет назад

    CaptainSauce: The Musketeers don't deserve to get another shot off.
    Me: Shoot him down.

  • @borisinpanzers9283
    @borisinpanzers9283 5 лет назад +3

    For those who dont know Gumby was the 1st cartoon ever, stop motion clay. Saying this bc cap mentioned Gumby early in the video.

  • @the_traveler9455
    @the_traveler9455 4 года назад +1

    Don’t know if you’re still talking suggests for battles but here is mine
    1 mammoth, 1 chief, 5 bone mages, 5 spear throwers, 10 Procteters, 20 club man, and 6 rock throwers, surrounded on a tribal or spooky map and you are the spooky faction and only the spooky faction and you must have at least 1 reaper to lead the army.
    I call it the revenge of the spooky

  • @chimpmilitary
    @chimpmilitary 5 лет назад +3

    17:40 I believe Cupid is an actual roman god

  • @toxicgamer612
    @toxicgamer612 5 лет назад +1

    @CaptainSauce please continue your spore series PLEASE (if anyone sees this please like to show support to bring this series back)

  • @battlestorm7655
    @battlestorm7655 5 лет назад +4

    "Transcendent Calamity": every single god. Demigods, too.

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 5 лет назад +1

    The pirate queen definitely got nerfed. She doesnt cost as much but she doesnt seem to have as much health as before.

  • @stirspawn9170
    @stirspawn9170 5 лет назад +20

    Captainsauce is the greatest RUclipsr I should praoubly be going to sleep now after this vid

  • @starbruno769
    @starbruno769 4 года назад +2

    The Pharoah's staff might be alive because I believe the shape is actually the Egyptian symbol of life

  • @gamersreckoning200
    @gamersreckoning200 5 лет назад +8

    captain you are in my top 3 list of favorite youtubers continue the good work and lovely content you always make me smile when i feel down

  • @lewis_bubba711
    @lewis_bubba711 5 лет назад +2

    Any army: *exists*
    CaptainSauce: 10:13

  • @hachiko3666
    @hachiko3666 5 лет назад +4

    Apparently a khopesh is designed to hook an enemy's weapon, effectively disarming them.

  • @quandaledingle139
    @quandaledingle139 5 лет назад +15

    9:46 helbrad if I'm going your coming down with me

  • @Cyphrz1
    @Cyphrz1 5 лет назад +38

    Hey can you go back to clone drone in the danger zone it has been updated with a achievement system that you can do

    • @Goji453
      @Goji453 4 года назад +1

      Agreed I have played and yes the updates are insane

    • @radekvaverka7285
      @radekvaverka7285 4 года назад

      @@Goji453 like laser raptors and house sized kickbots.

    • @Goji453
      @Goji453 4 года назад +1

      @@radekvaverka7285 yes

    • @jaidakhatun4568
      @jaidakhatun4568 3 года назад

      is it possible to play on mobile?

    • @ShellShocked78-g3x
      @ShellShocked78-g3x 3 года назад

      @@jaidakhatun4568 no

  • @THG_thehumangod
    @THG_thehumangod 5 лет назад +1

    No one:
    Me at 17:31: is that unit doing a Jojo pose?!

  • @leiferikson5479
    @leiferikson5479 5 лет назад +4

    Is it weird that I just heard my brother play "Jesus Take the Wheel" in the background as
    I was watching the archers and stuff destroy the other archers in the front of the building?

  • @Thomas-xz9sd
    @Thomas-xz9sd 5 лет назад +1

    FOR CAPTAIN SAUCE I hope u feel better and your eyes get better because I love watching u but you videos fly by and I just hope u feel better and if u wanna take a break off you tube for a while I just want u to feel better

  • @The_Red_Legion
    @The_Red_Legion 5 лет назад +16

    9:31 made my day.. RN I am super sad cuz the girl that I like stoped liking me and I am just super sad. But that made me laugh for one second and made my day thank you. It's the little things that matter.
    I hope captainsauce See's this. Just so he knows he made at least one person day (a lot of the video made me smile so thank you Captain sauce if you ever see this which I doubt)

  • @whitewolfanton
    @whitewolfanton 4 года назад +2

    Cap: "You didn't bring enough canonballs to the shire, today!"
    Me: *Nearly chokes on my granola*

    • @mr.miscellaneous9144
      @mr.miscellaneous9144 3 года назад

      No joke, I read this comment at the exact same time he said it, scary stuff lol

  • @theenlightenedgnome9835
    @theenlightenedgnome9835 5 лет назад +13

    you gotta play spore. its a really old steam game where you evolve your own creature and its so dumb its awsome
    like so daddy sauces can see

  • @tmoran718
    @tmoran718 5 лет назад +1

    We done it bois captain sauce is on trending

  • @LucasDike
    @LucasDike 5 лет назад +4

    I love your videos you are a great gamer as well and I see through your years of gaming you have done alot captainsauce you are my favorite RUclips channel ever and it's been a long time for me to be able to say that so thank you I genuinely mean this and keep being awesome hope your eye gets better.

  • @mrvoice3436
    @mrvoice3436 5 лет назад +2

    16:47 actually spartans are the likelyest to do that, spartans where so strong that they could actually put up a figth in a battle bare handed

  • @highoctaneturbo
    @highoctaneturbo 5 лет назад +4

    Hey cap can you continue budget cuts 2? It is one of my favorite games and you are going to love the ending, I sure did!

  • @supersentaikyoryuger5744
    @supersentaikyoryuger5744 5 лет назад +1

    Cupid’s power has a time limit, to show it out 2 Cupid’s against each other

  • @tutipro1368
    @tutipro1368 5 лет назад +3

    Minute 16:46 Spartans drop their swords to USE THEIR SPEARS at least in real life

    • @danilapolesciuk4316
      @danilapolesciuk4316 Год назад

      It was the other way around they use their swords when their spear got lost or broken

  • @personwith2braincells30
    @personwith2braincells30 5 лет назад +1

    Pharaoh vs Cupid
    Huh well that did not go as planned isn’t that right sauce?.

  • @andyurban6997
    @andyurban6997 4 года назад +3

    Is nobody gonna talk about caps swelling left eye?

  • @General_Obi_Wan_Kenobi
    @General_Obi_Wan_Kenobi 5 лет назад +2

    I love how when he says that in the intro he then questions himself on WTF he just said

  • @mr.cringe2.059
    @mr.cringe2.059 5 лет назад +7

    Simple division
    20 halflings vs. 10 peasants

  • @prestonkwan2387
    @prestonkwan2387 5 лет назад +1

    The Spartans drop their weapons because according to history the Spartans weapons broke when fighting the Persians, so they dropped them and started fighting with their fists, like so saucy boi can see

  • @iseegoodstuff3740
    @iseegoodstuff3740 5 лет назад +5

    19:06, the time where odin fights the frost giants once again

  • @SloppyJoe-ke7gq
    @SloppyJoe-ke7gq 4 года назад +1

    16:51
    Hat to be a nerd and all, but the Spartans practiced martial arts, like the spartan kick in the movie 300, so it would be very likely for a spartan to start silly fisting (at least in this game) the other opponents.

  • @rachellbriggs1330
    @rachellbriggs1330 5 лет назад +80

    Did anyone notice that he said “let’s try the sumo’s” and he didn’t upload any video about them being added. 🤔

  • @pugz3230
    @pugz3230 5 лет назад +1

    Try to back up the god-killer with a few cheerleaders and see what happens... ;)

  • @ianarmstrong2522
    @ianarmstrong2522 5 лет назад +10

    Hello cap! Love the vids

  • @aerikhelms8577
    @aerikhelms8577 4 года назад +1

    Invincible defense:
    •5 painters (in front of reaper)
    •1 Reapers ( very front)
    •10 Samurai in a line (front)
    •10 Firework Archers (Center)
    •5 Clams (back)
    •3 Monks (behind the Clams)
    This costs 9200, which is a little over the price of a Ice and Samurai Giant.

  • @jordanontheplanet
    @jordanontheplanet 5 лет назад +13

    YEEEEESSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING

  • @gianttacogod
    @gianttacogod 5 лет назад +1

    The simulation campaign was surprisingly easy and also my personal favorite.

    • @gianttacogod
      @gianttacogod 5 лет назад

      @Egg T the only battle I struggled with is the stupid 4 sides with the ballistas. I ended up using pirate queen :/

  • @the-Svante
    @the-Svante 5 лет назад +8

    9:43 that halberd just took a guy down while falling

  • @Sigma_Deleter
    @Sigma_Deleter 6 месяцев назад +1

    The ballista was THE BEST GOD KILLER. He got a 2 for 1 trunk and obliterated 2 gods that were 5x his price.

  • @williamhiegel2756
    @williamhiegel2756 5 лет назад +5

    Freeze at the very start of the video and look at Cap’s face

  • @tetsurkur5711
    @tetsurkur5711 4 года назад

    At 9:32 I choked on water XD
    "NEVER GIVE UP YOUNG IZUKU! ASCEND PAST EVERYTHING"

  • @johntf2official
    @johntf2official 5 лет назад +3

    17:25 they are possesed by the pillar men

  • @potatoiskindagoodngl4769
    @potatoiskindagoodngl4769 4 года назад +1

    Lords of the Rings: 4 haflings as frodo, Sam, pippin, marry 1 knight as Boromir one king as Aragorn one preist as gandalf one Archer as Legolas and one unit with axe as gimli

  • @bingo-e6v
    @bingo-e6v 5 лет назад +13

    captainsauce pls bring back the battle cats series It’s been a whole entire year

  • @shinyaltaria9662
    @shinyaltaria9662 5 лет назад +1

    I know this is a bit late, but if you use cupid on a reaper (with at least 2 other teammates) something happens (Don't wanna spoil it)

  • @raul.a.playss6404
    @raul.a.playss6404 5 лет назад +69

    when ur so early you don’t see the “first” comments

  • @benedwards5317
    @benedwards5317 5 лет назад +1

    Send in the clams!!!! Sir we ran out of money for clams.😐 tactical repositioning at a bank

  • @kylrel8725
    @kylrel8725 5 лет назад +7

    0:29 welp bomb defeats valentimes lol

  • @alexzbughin3392
    @alexzbughin3392 5 лет назад

    "Let's throw the strategy out the window.Go Cupid"
    Clams:What about us?

  • @jaydenly8153
    @jaydenly8153 5 лет назад +3

    17:50 how do you forget Neptune, Artemis, and Ullr

  • @galak-two-ya
    @galak-two-ya 11 месяцев назад

    If something has eyes, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's alive. The Pharaoh's staff has eyes because it's a reskin of the Bone Mage staff, which isn't considered its own unit.

  • @thegamingrat4529
    @thegamingrat4529 4 года назад +3

    14:22 thats what she said

  • @BigBaller419
    @BigBaller419 5 лет назад +1

    The plague has came back YAY

  • @kinlaw7220
    @kinlaw7220 5 лет назад +7

    You guys know my cousin joe?

  • @legolord5369
    @legolord5369 5 лет назад +1

    Funny video! I hope that you can get rid of that eye infection soon, i can relate with you on it.

  • @cheryl_realtorcheryltumula7350
    @cheryl_realtorcheryltumula7350 5 лет назад +9

    Me:maybe I can get first comment
    Me also:nope I'm later then me getting to bus

  • @ixion6454
    @ixion6454 3 года назад

    Captainsauce: i dont think catapults can hit flying units
    Me: *has flashbacks of that one valkyrie that got absolutely obliterated by a catapult*

  • @cedgeemo9838
    @cedgeemo9838 5 лет назад +5

    early squad

  • @lottalandinrobertsson5547
    @lottalandinrobertsson5547 4 года назад

    People raiding area 51: they can’t stop all of us
    Haflings: they cant suck all of us

  • @herecomes3608
    @herecomes3608 5 лет назад +12

    2 views, 26 likes, 12 comments. youtube go home you're drunk

    • @AzuwuMM
      @AzuwuMM 5 лет назад +1

      youtube is always drunk

    • @herecomes3608
      @herecomes3608 5 лет назад +1

      @@AzuwuMM the question is: when is it gonna die of alcohol poisoning?

  • @oddharp5434
    @oddharp5434 5 лет назад +1

    I would love it if he uses units that he hardly ever uses because he uses the same old same old units every time

  • @tomhillton4299
    @tomhillton4299 5 лет назад +3

    Hey but why does he have the “unit creator” available and mine in faded and I can’t click on it.

  • @Cajunmobkiller
    @Cajunmobkiller 5 лет назад +1

    One of the most powerful units i find is a buffed scarecrow that you control. The crows will fly to the enemies no matter the distance, so... self explanatory.