Dawn of War 2 Retribution - Lord Commissar Quotes

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @EarFarce4
    @EarFarce4 7 лет назад +2166

    "THEIR CHAOS LORD ATTACKS ME!"
    I like how instead of being scared the guy actually sounds offended.

  • @OxTheHerdzz
    @OxTheHerdzz 6 лет назад +2748

    Commissars don't kill Guardsmen. Retreating kills Guardsmen

    • @ferbthe2gadgetguy
      @ferbthe2gadgetguy 6 лет назад +44

      @Aqil Ahmad Except that blocking battalions usually captured men and put them on penal battalions but ehh.
      Sounds more romantic of shooting retreating troops down.

    • @VentusTyrant
      @VentusTyrant 5 лет назад +62

      Cowardice kills Guardsmen.

    • @roboticjanitor3332
      @roboticjanitor3332 5 лет назад +9

      @Aqil Ahmad no you're thinking of krieg

    • @albertluttig1974
      @albertluttig1974 5 лет назад +1

      Order 227 intensifies

    • @user-xyuser1488
      @user-xyuser1488 5 лет назад +9

      @Lord Admiral Spire You said it, PENAL BATTALIONS, not regular soldiers and commanders.
      Commanders were moved into PENALS, usual soldiers just got under a command of someone else.

  • @Niinkai
    @Niinkai 8 лет назад +1547

    6:00
    "Engaging Chaos Predator!"
    "I've trained for this!"
    Looks like Schola Progenium has their priorities straight.

    • @Danny_Trent
      @Danny_Trent 5 лет назад +196

      "I'll teach their librarian!"
      Straight priorities indeed.

  • @petergreg101
    @petergreg101 10 лет назад +1552

    "It's me vs a fragment of their God!" - he said, devoid of fear.
    Love this guy

  • @viyhexe131
    @viyhexe131 3 года назад +323

    "I am behind you" is both an encouragement, and a threat.

  • @karlmeisner99
    @karlmeisner99 8 лет назад +1861

    4:42
    "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword"
    Almost the sole reason I play this guy is because of his quotes

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 6 лет назад +145

      a meme made into the game :D

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 5 лет назад +68

      He immediately sais
      "i'm getting bored, leaving vehicle.

    • @tttc
      @tttc 5 лет назад +17

      Holy LOL! I cant believe they put that into the game!

    • @HerrHoppenstedt
      @HerrHoppenstedt 5 лет назад +27

      @@warlerker that'd be awesome. But sadly it's two lines: "getting aboard","exiting vehicle".

    • @Jagatai8925
      @Jagatai8925 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @kyleh1806
    @kyleh1806 8 лет назад +1370

    5:57 "Chaos Lord, you're MINE!"
    Balls. Of. STEEL.

    • @kodan7879
      @kodan7879 6 лет назад +181

      Kyle H That's standard issue. This guy has the them mastercrafted from hardened adamantine.

    • @Blackrockmore
      @Blackrockmore 5 лет назад +185

      Their Farseer is mine.
      That Ranger is mine.
      I'll slay that warlock!
      Is me versus a sherd of their god!
      Damn Commisar is a badass!

    • @simenhartford7206
      @simenhartford7206 5 лет назад +89

      "I'll teach their librarian" Badass

    • @cyberdiver7076
      @cyberdiver7076 5 лет назад +60

      Challenging a half mad 500 year old superhuman purposely built for war, Bad fucking ass dude.

    • @Glory264
      @Glory264 5 лет назад +6

      Commissar-Generals are badass

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 7 лет назад +1189

    7:50 - "Its me vs a shred of their god!"
    You know, you have to give Lord Commissar Bern major credit. The avatar is the equivalent of a Chaos Greater Daemon, towering monstrosities that give, even the Grey Knights and Chapter Masters a run for their money.
    Then he goes out and challenges it to a one-on-one fistfight.

    • @kodan7879
      @kodan7879 6 лет назад +37

      Rei no he just says it with a tone of a high school teacher close to retirement.

    • @vanguard9015
      @vanguard9015 6 лет назад +106

      "HES A FUCKING LAD WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

    • @ottovonbismarck7646
      @ottovonbismarck7646 5 лет назад +36

      Faith is mightier than any weapon!

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 5 лет назад +15

      And wins...

    • @kelvintorres6142
      @kelvintorres6142 4 года назад +11

      and wins it too

  • @scrin883
    @scrin883 9 лет назад +1143

    *Guardsman gets head blown off by lascannon*
    1:59... "Your wounds mean Nothing! STAND!!!!!!!!"

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 9 лет назад +306

      Derek Mitchell *decapitated Guardsman immediately gets up*

    • @RaawHax
      @RaawHax 9 лет назад +127

      +Derek Mitchell "I haven't given you leave to die coward, so on your feet"

    • @corvusification
      @corvusification 9 лет назад +113

      And he fucking stands

    • @TheAtomicGoliath
      @TheAtomicGoliath 9 лет назад +7

      +LordVader1094 Nurgle Heresy!

    • @billylukito5522
      @billylukito5522 8 лет назад +74

      +TheAtomicGoliath hah. that guardsman dont need nurgle pussy power. commisar bern revived that guardsman with his manly voice.

  • @Zerathorne.9532
    @Zerathorne.9532 9 лет назад +974

    11:09 "I'll teach their librarian"
    Holy shit that guy is fearless.

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 9 лет назад +13

      Commissars tend to get killed in online matches.

    • @yaboizidov7983
      @yaboizidov7983 9 лет назад +50

      +Jared Stein Yep they are made of full badasery

    • @billylukito5522
      @billylukito5522 8 лет назад +74

      +Jared Stein librarian? this one commisar powerfist already kissed the daemon prince pretty face. librarian is nothing, he can even rip chaos marine squad by himself.

    • @claypidgeon4807
      @claypidgeon4807 8 лет назад +70

      +Frank G They die without fear. A lot can be said of the Commissariat, not all of it good - but let it NEVER be said that its members were lacking in balls-deep valor.

    • @Koriolis
      @Koriolis 7 лет назад +5

      I don't know what quality of players to play with, but I rarely ever lose a commissar lord when playing DOW2.

  • @Retales
    @Retales 10 лет назад +615

    "Follow my example, or I will make you one!"
    Oh, I like that.

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 2 года назад +266

    5:24 "Not as striking as Yarrick's claw but it will suffice"

    • @freddymcshreddy6586
      @freddymcshreddy6586 2 года назад +64

      I love how nearly all other commissars have to point out at some point how much of a gigachad Yarrick is.

    • @samuellove9619
      @samuellove9619 2 года назад +4

      Admiring Xenos tech?! Heresy!

    • @cursedhawkins1305
      @cursedhawkins1305 Год назад +18

      @@samuellove9619 When you have the reputation like Yarrick that even the Orks fucking respect the hell out of you, yeah, you're going to be admired by all across the galaxy inside the Imperium and outside of it, well maybe except by the more obvious factions such as the Necrons and Tyranids, and the Eldar likely would have foreseen such events happening and aren't amused.

    • @spikmaster18
      @spikmaster18 2 месяца назад

      ​@cursedhawkins1305 don't forget how Chaos killed Yarrick !

  • @Khorothis
    @Khorothis 8 лет назад +500

    I like how he says "That Chaos Lord is attacking me!" with so much indignation that the Chaos Lord comes across more like a bother than an actual threat. What a badass.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 8 лет назад +110

      "YOU DARE STRIKE ME CHAOS LORD!?" (Pimps slaps the poor bitch with his power fist)

  • @jpthomas9491
    @jpthomas9491 5 лет назад +362

    12:31
    "Sir, it's Tyranids."
    "LITTLE MORE THAN A NUISANCE!"

  • @IOStalin
    @IOStalin 9 лет назад +397

    "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword"
    So it does exist.... this is a good Commissar

  • @FoolYourself
    @FoolYourself 4 года назад +239

    At 10:55 when the music changes, the commissar successively takes on and defeats:
    1. some orks
    2. A space marine apothecary
    3. An entire squad of assault marines
    4. A devastator marine
    5. A dreadnought
    6. A force commander
    7. A librarian (who got schooled)
    8. A razorback
    9. A scout marine
    10. A tech marine
    11. some more space marines, assault marines, apothecary, devastators, dreadnoughts, a force commander, land raider, librarian, predator tank, razorback, scout squad, tactical marine squad, tech marine and terminators all at once
    Then they call in an orbital strike .

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro 2 года назад +21

      It might very well be Commissar Yarrick with that kind of record

    • @_Eternos
      @_Eternos 2 года назад +3

      @@shoulderpyro *cue sobbing*

    • @markandrew207
      @markandrew207 Год назад +1

      What is the name of the song

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador 8 лет назад +2323

    This Commissar is actually inspiring unlike the killer psicopaths of the first dow

    • @Psychic42
      @Psychic42 8 лет назад +680

      +MyViolador "Those who will not serve in combat shall serve in the firing line!" not inspiring enough for you? *BLAM* Heresy

    • @taylorbanks9148
      @taylorbanks9148 8 лет назад +317

      +Zach Rojas I WILL HAVE SOMEONE'S HEAD FOR THIS!

    • @Subsandsoda
      @Subsandsoda 8 лет назад +175

      +MyViolador *sniff sniff* do I smell...HERESY??

    • @unter9982
      @unter9982 8 лет назад +303

      +MyViolador "GLORY FOR THE FIRST MEN TO DIE ! CHAAAAAARGE !" Isn't that inspiring enough ?

    • @TimmyTheNerd
      @TimmyTheNerd 8 лет назад +144

      +MyViolador Except the ones in the first DoW is actually how Commissars are in Warhammer 40,000's fluff. The one in DoW II sounds very forgiving and way too nice.

  • @bibohoang7590
    @bibohoang7590 10 лет назад +690

    This game has absolutely the best voice acting for an RTS ever.

  • @whisperseraph1192
    @whisperseraph1192 4 года назад +148

    Fun fact... Daemons are beings of belief. Therefore, the harder you believe that you'll utterly erase a daemon, the more likely it is to happen. Hence why Commissar zealots and the Sisters of Battle are so terrifying and incorruptible.

  • @Muglosx
    @Muglosx 9 лет назад +603

    "Your insignificance is writ upon your face."
    lol burn

  • @TheKatamariguy
    @TheKatamariguy 11 лет назад +544

    Imperial seniority is dependent on lack of peripheral vision.

    • @robinbrobjer2594
      @robinbrobjer2594 6 лет назад +151

      TheKatamariguy there is no need to be watchful of your flanks when your battle line spans the entire continent

    • @Mekaniac
      @Mekaniac 5 лет назад +10

      Good comment. 6 years ago but still damn good.

    • @mojewjewjew4420
      @mojewjewjew4420 4 года назад +4

      @@robinbrobjer2594 Better than the main comment

  • @emperormarcusaureliusanton5995
    @emperormarcusaureliusanton5995 9 лет назад +436

    Yes, I use this as workout motivation

    • @TheAbaddon01
      @TheAbaddon01 9 лет назад +22

      As do I 😂

    • @ori7647
      @ori7647 6 лет назад +1

      Same with me.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 лет назад +21

      Emperor Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus Glad I’m not the only one. It’s something about the voice and demeanor, a mix between inspiring and threatening, as any commissar should. Kind of like having a drill Sargent in your ear that you don’t absolutely hate.

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador 8 лет назад +259

    7:51*"Its me versus a shred of their god"* His level of badassness is godlike

  • @EpsilonNPC
    @EpsilonNPC 9 лет назад +651

    6:32
    CHAOS EXISTS TO BE SLAIN!!!
    O_o Wow

    • @Blording
      @Blording 7 лет назад +38

      I lOVE it!!! We must PURGE the Heretic!!!

    • @SilverPrince_
      @SilverPrince_ Год назад +2

      THESE HERETICS FORGOT WHAT THEIR BLOOD LOOKS LIKE! REACQUAINT THEM, MEN!!!

  • @robinbrobjer2594
    @robinbrobjer2594 6 лет назад +675

    “The perfect man doesn’t exi-“

    • @tylermcniece574
      @tylermcniece574 4 года назад +12

      Or woman Brother. The Schola picks from the best regardless of our fleshy bits !

    • @Joetime90
      @Joetime90 3 года назад +6

      A female Commissar like this... Yes mommy

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 3 года назад +10

      @@Joetime90 Sexy commissars are heresy. They're all grizzled, scar covered and wearing heavy armor. Carnal pursuits are unworthy of a faithful servant of the Emperor.

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 3 года назад +3

      @@thisisaname5589 IT DOES MAKE US FIGHT HARDER....Female commisars are bad ass.... Lucky Third company.. though our commisar is pretty rad

  • @MotTulpa
    @MotTulpa 6 лет назад +158

    "Chaos Lord your mine!"
    He said as he ripped the still beating heart from a Chaos terminator

  • @dazmaz1269
    @dazmaz1269 10 лет назад +269

    FASTER, HARDER, MEANER, BETTER!

  • @MrCahelion
    @MrCahelion 11 лет назад +444

    The music used here is "Epic Music Mix I - Game Music" by DragonstarDT.
    Tracklist:
    #1
    0:00 - 0:33 - Dungeon Siege - Main Theme
    #2
    0:33 - 0:59 - Enclave - Light Ending Theme
    #3
    0:59 - 1:54 - Soul Calibur III - Hour Of Destiny
    #4
    1:54 - 2:15 - Advent Rising - Canyon Encounter
    #5
    2:15 - 3:05 - Shadow Of The Colossus - The Opened Way
    #6
    3:05 - 3:38 - Devil May Cry 3 - Vergil Battle 3
    #7
    3:38 - 4:01 - Final Fantasy X - Enemy Attack
    #8
    4:01 - 4:27 - Final Fantasy X - Summoned Beast Battle
    #9
    4:27 - 4:49 - God Of War - Zeus' Wrath Divine
    #10
    4:49 - 5:26 - God Of War 2 - Phoenix Rising
    #11
    5:26 - 6:08 - Advent Rising - Bounty Hunter
    #12
    6:08 - 6:32 - Lineage 2 - After The Storm
    #13
    6:32 - 7:10 - Lineage 2 - Final Conflict
    #14
    7:10 - 7:26 - Lineage 2 - Battle At Sundown
    #15
    7:26 - 8:07 - Resident Evil Outbreak - The Extermination
    #16
    8:07 - 8:45 - Final Fantasy VIII - Liberi Fatali
    #17
    8:45 - 9:23 - World Of Warcraft - Wrath Of The Lich King Main Title
    #18
    9:23 - 9:53 - Soul Calibur II - Under The Star Of Destiny
    At 9:54 it starts again with track #1

    • @halflifeger4179
      @halflifeger4179 10 лет назад +6

      You are awesome!

    • @Arabesquian
      @Arabesquian 9 лет назад +2

      +mizakh1219 Vote the comment to the top, the Emperor demands it!

    • @Vanzgars
      @Vanzgars 7 лет назад +3

      This should be pinned.

    • @Qulize
      @Qulize 6 лет назад +1

      MVP!

    • @antonikuak2740
      @antonikuak2740 6 лет назад +1

      That WoW Isn't the Death Knight Arthas theme dating back to WC3?

  • @speedstriker
    @speedstriker 9 лет назад +370

    What a bloody badass. I'd follow this man over the trench any day.

    • @mamushiiakai7427
      @mamushiiakai7427 3 года назад +19

      *nodding with excited gas mask noises*

    • @Challanger463
      @Challanger463 Год назад +4

      @@mamushiiakai7427 There is only one way to play Imperial Guards, with krieg skin. For The Emperor!

    • @thegrandpotato6014
      @thegrandpotato6014 Год назад

      You wouldn’t really get a lot of choice in the matter 😂.

  • @BaranZenon
    @BaranZenon 5 лет назад +210

    1:43 - I can just imaging that the guardsmen are doing their morning drills, like runnig around or doing push ups, and the commisar is just right at their side doing the same thing with them and motivating.
    Commisar LORD Bernn is such a badass.

    • @littleregg3164
      @littleregg3164 5 лет назад +31

      The best leader is one who would not ask what they would not do themselves

    • @KyussSpeed-sg5je
      @KyussSpeed-sg5je 4 года назад +1

      That's far too noblebright for the 40k tbh

    • @Lazarultos
      @Lazarultos 4 года назад +11

      @@KyussSpeed-sg5je Gaunt, Cain, and Yarrick would like a word with you

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 3 года назад +2

      @@Lazarultos He`s asked for a shoveling

    • @Slayer398
      @Slayer398 Год назад

      @@KyussSpeed-sg5je running drills and such with them, no. Fighting on the front line with everyone else, yes.

  • @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
    @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 4 года назад +102

    “Fight on with out me”
    Guardsmen “OUR COMMISSAR IS DEAD FIGHT HARDER HE MIGHT BE FAKING IT”

    • @lordcommissaryarrick8472
      @lordcommissaryarrick8472 3 года назад +18

      Nice that funny because my commissar died and my guardsman started to kill all my Enemy units

  • @TheAtomicGoliath
    @TheAtomicGoliath 9 лет назад +385

    Just get threw barely holding out against an Ork Onslaught, another gigantic wave approaches...
    "REJOICE for you have been given a 2nd chance to please your Emperor!"
    For some reason I always laugh when I hear that...

  • @Detson404
    @Detson404 8 лет назад +263

    Very inspirational, actually. "It's me versus a shred of their god!"

  • @Xspy70
    @Xspy70 10 лет назад +259

    1:43-1:46
    Daft-Commissar

    • @Xspy70
      @Xspy70 10 лет назад +88

      Shoot it, Purge it, Burn it, makes us - Faster, Harder, Meaner, Better.

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 9 лет назад +506

    This guy would make an awesome teacher.

    • @satannstuff
      @satannstuff 8 лет назад +174

      Yes but how do you explain to the parents that he shot little Timmy as an example to the other kids?

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 8 лет назад +138

      satannstuff Timmy should've had more loyalty to the Emperor! Or, had been a Catachan.

    • @lonecolamarine
      @lonecolamarine 7 лет назад +106

      +zillafire101 THIS INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT IS UNTEACHABLE!!! I WILL MAKE AN EXAMPLE TO ANY OF YOU THAT CHOOSE TO FOLLOW HIS PATH *BLAM*

    • @andrewzhu5394
      @andrewzhu5394 5 лет назад +1

      @@lonecolamarine oof

    • @BaranZenon
      @BaranZenon 5 лет назад +15

      @@lonecolamarine Nah. Commissar LORD Bernn would take countless free hours to tutor THE SHIT OUT OF LITTLE TIMMY if he wanted it or not to make him one of the best scholars of the Imperium!
      ...as long as little Timmy would not try to run, becouse... you know :)

  • @halflifeger4179
    @halflifeger4179 10 лет назад +216

    He just makes this so epic. I love this Voice-Actor!

    • @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad
      @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad 3 года назад +8

      This is Keith Ferguson. Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Reaper from Overwatch.

  • @evanhunt1863
    @evanhunt1863 4 года назад +164

    "These storm troopers are frauds!"
    Love that line.

    • @elbolainas4174
      @elbolainas4174 2 года назад +20

      Perfect for an SW/40k crossover. Let's show those dirty xenophiles what a true stormtrooper looks like

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 2 года назад +5

      @@elbolainas4174 for the emperor sir, ever onward.

  • @Labyrinthian-
    @Labyrinthian- 9 лет назад +1118

    Enemy titan? EQUIP BAYONETS!

    • @N1t3Owl
      @N1t3Owl 8 лет назад +15

      +Scoutthomson lmao

    • @captain959
      @captain959 8 лет назад +119

      +Scoutthomson guardsman, i feel sorry for them.
      the people in the titan.

    • @transformandconquer9981
      @transformandconquer9981 8 лет назад +18

      Anything on the ground? EQUIP BAYONETS!

    • @wojszach4443
      @wojszach4443 8 лет назад +10

      feeling inpired

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 лет назад +6

      +Wojszach Wojciech EQUIP BAYONETS!

  • @claypidgeon4807
    @claypidgeon4807 7 лет назад +86

    "If this one must die to push the rest of you, SO BE IT!"
    *Commissar BLAMs a random Guardsman, the rest of them are now buffed*
    "You die on MY command, not before!"
    *Commissar revives the BLAMmed Guardsman by shouting at him, buffs now apply to revived Guardsman too*
    "Let us show them Imperial might!"
    *Commissar repeats the process until he has an entire regiment of invincible megaguardsmen literally capable of one-hit-destroying an Imperator Titan by lightly bitch-slapping it*
    "Nothing can stop you now!"
    *regiment embarks on a crusade and kills every single enemy of the Imperium*
    P R O F I T
    R
    O
    F
    I
    T

  • @Lucky-nl27
    @Lucky-nl27 8 лет назад +170

    ''These stormtroopers are frauds'' hilarious

  • @GamzaLive
    @GamzaLive 9 лет назад +1125

    THEIR CORPSES WILL PAVE OUR ROAD TO VICTORY!!!!!

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 9 лет назад +18

      Commissar Gamza Good to see you here, Gamza.

    • @GamzaLive
      @GamzaLive 9 лет назад +31

      LordVader1094
      ty my good man! We must conquer the 40k section of youtube!

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 9 лет назад +9

      Commissar Gamza Aye! Together, we can rule the comment sections as Commissar and... petty minion.

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 9 лет назад +7

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

    • @matthewmiller2242
      @matthewmiller2242 9 лет назад +19

      +Frank G MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

  • @gryphonbotha1880
    @gryphonbotha1880 7 лет назад +353

    "Engaging Chaos Predator!"
    Oh.
    Wow.
    "Engaging Plague Champion!"
    Oh.
    So.
    Those Tempestus-Pattern Mastercrafted Artificer Adamantium Powerballs must've been quite the drop.

    • @FMirage2000C
      @FMirage2000C Год назад +2

      You can add the “Chaos Lord, you’re mine!” to those badass quotes.

  • @schwkrls
    @schwkrls 9 лет назад +71

    "I haven't given you leave to die you coward, on your feet"
    I would follow his ass to any trench.

  • @Thecommander248
    @Thecommander248 10 лет назад +314

    APC Driver: B-but sir, you're using a power fist.
    Commissar: BAM HERESY!

    • @daneilfranklin
      @daneilfranklin 10 лет назад +32

      APC gunner: sir, he was the only driver in the regiment.

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 10 лет назад +39

      Commissar: Well requisition a new one!
      APC Gunner: B-but sir that will take weeks! There are none on the planet and no one can train them here, the nearest resupply port is-
      GUN: *click*
      APC Gunner: SIR, YES SIR!

    • @daneilfranklin
      @daneilfranklin 10 лет назад +16

      Thecommander248 random gaurdsmen: are all commissars like this. another gaurdsmen: *nods*

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 10 лет назад +17

      Except Cain. All hail Commissar Cain! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

    • @daneilfranklin
      @daneilfranklin 10 лет назад +4

      Thecommander248 oh ok *get eaten by a nid.

  • @TomCarter777
    @TomCarter777 11 лет назад +118

    06:32 Chaos exists to be slain !!! this is awesome :D

  • @Lalle524
    @Lalle524 8 лет назад +134

    4:41 I assume this is what you came for.

    • @Northwoods62
      @Northwoods62 8 лет назад +8

      Jasper Daugaard DAMN STRAIGHT

  • @mariscalbresnev1725
    @mariscalbresnev1725 9 лет назад +61

    he only opens his mouth to speak awesomeness

  • @blaxicanx
    @blaxicanx 10 лет назад +91

    Be like General Tarsus of yore!
    Bullet-proof and free of fear!

  • @MrDoomfighter
    @MrDoomfighter 10 лет назад +58

    the moment you realise how much effort was put into the game
    so many quotes geez

  • @Thebluesniper477925
    @Thebluesniper477925 8 лет назад +91

    These lines should be played at Motivational seminars.

  • @jacksonbowns1087
    @jacksonbowns1087 6 лет назад +88

    A Lord Comissar once entered the Warp. For the next three thousand years in real space, not a single warp storm could be manifested.

  • @Dimovuha222
    @Dimovuha222 8 лет назад +211

    Bloodthirster! FIX BAYONETS!!!

    • @claypidgeon4807
      @claypidgeon4807 8 лет назад +26

      It's so much fun to pimpslap incredibly scary monsters with Commissar LORD Bernn's power fist. Easily one of the most satisfying parts of Retribution.

    • @mannofdober873
      @mannofdober873 8 лет назад +19

      Chaos Titan! FIX BAYONETS!

  • @serioush
    @serioush 8 лет назад +91

    "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword" I know it's an ascended meme, but fuck if it doesn't sound exactly like something a commissar would say with the way it's voiced.

  • @inquisitormarcus4526
    @inquisitormarcus4526 6 лет назад +67

    Guardsman : "Sir reporting enemy tanks attack ...your orders?!" Commissar: " FIX BAYONETS ! GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN WHO DIES ! "

  • @britsboy2967
    @britsboy2967 5 лет назад +93

    "I'm behind you guardsmen "
    I'm not joking I got a shiver and turned round

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 2 года назад +6

      **immediately gets shot for turning away from the enemy**

  • @tf2redpie
    @tf2redpie 9 лет назад +215

    For some reason I imagine this is how Commissar Yarrick would sound like, that's just me

    • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
      @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 8 лет назад +50

      +tf2redpie
      I personally always thought Ciaphas Cain would sound like this.
      Or Ibram Gaunt.

    • @Erreul
      @Erreul 8 лет назад +7

      +Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs If I'm not wrong Guant would be more American with a tribal accent if I read the books correct.

    • @claypidgeon4807
      @claypidgeon4807 8 лет назад +12

      I always imagined this combined with Sturnn's voice to account for the age (not like mere age will keep the likes of Yarrick down), and much more importantly the grit.

    • @Davesknd
      @Davesknd 8 лет назад +9

      Cain always sounded a bit like Edmund Blackadder in my mind.

    • @HyperfixationWizard
      @HyperfixationWizard 6 лет назад +4

      tf2redpie Nah this sounds more lile Cain.
      Yarrick would rant about orcs more.

  • @johnyyonehand
    @johnyyonehand 10 лет назад +145

    I want to serve under this Commissar!

    • @RafaDiablo
      @RafaDiablo 9 лет назад +14

      johnyyonehand No you dont! xD

    • @crowblessed3403
      @crowblessed3403 4 года назад +14

      @toplinefool444 Well said Guardsman , you shall be deployed with the Death Korps of Krieg , FOR THE EMPEROR !

    • @Nomad2764
      @Nomad2764 4 года назад +1

      I’d serve under him in more ways than one lol

    • @danielstephenaguilos9346
      @danielstephenaguilos9346 4 года назад

      @@RafaDiablo ooh, fuck you!

    • @RafaDiablo
      @RafaDiablo 4 года назад +1

      @toplinefool444 He does sound better than the others Commissar

  • @Luxai
    @Luxai 6 лет назад +98

    Level up Bernn's brain enough and he realizes that shooting enemies in the head to instantly kill even traitor marines is damn inspiring and that leading by example is the best way. If only we could do the same for all commissars.

    • @InchonDM
      @InchonDM 3 года назад +8

      God, I love that power. Nothing compares to enabling Inspire Courage to target enemies.

  • @zenosebeth4173
    @zenosebeth4173 4 года назад +20

    8 years on and this guy still has the best quotes of any video game characters I've seen.

  • @tommycat1993
    @tommycat1993 8 лет назад +100

    "Faster. Harder. Meaner. Better".... what are you, Daft Punk?! :)))

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 4 года назад +27

    “I haven’t given you leave to die you coward, on your feet...”
    That reminds me of what the Marines say. Marines cannot die without permission.

  • @WhisperTheRebel
    @WhisperTheRebel 5 лет назад +15

    that just burns deep down..
    “Space Marines should be loyal.. Fall in dishonor Space Marine!”

  • @forkysh.9089
    @forkysh.9089 Год назад +6

    2:18 hits different..
    "We shall fight here to the last, this is your last stand. No doubt, no fear."

  • @laca103
    @laca103 10 лет назад +25

    "I haven't given you leave to die Coward, ON YOUR FEET!"

  • @TheLastEchelon
    @TheLastEchelon 8 лет назад +40

    0:50
    "I am behind you, go forth with confidence"
    Guardsman: Sir i think these space bugs are sca.*BLAM*

  • @Mancboy2000
    @Mancboy2000 9 лет назад +229

    This guy gives ZERO shits... He's fucking metal

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 9 лет назад +8

      Khrone Berserkers gives even less shits than that.

    • @Mancboy2000
      @Mancboy2000 9 лет назад +1

      Frank G I'm aware.

    • @cem3891
      @cem3891 9 лет назад

      +Mancboy2000 this is why he is commiser

    • @kodan7879
      @kodan7879 9 лет назад +12

      That's why he is the Commisar lord.

    • @kaneslives
      @kaneslives 9 лет назад

      He is also....Lord Hater... DUN DUN DUN! XP

  • @foureyeddragon9376
    @foureyeddragon9376 9 лет назад +78

    "FASTER! HARDER! MEANER! BETTER!"

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 4 месяца назад +4

    “Your wounds mean nothing! STAND!!”
    Fuck, I love that line.

  • @ahmadgaleev8891
    @ahmadgaleev8891 4 года назад +27

    Lets be honest here, even on his last breath he still devoted to his duties and giving his last order. With such commander people can follow in to the water and fire

  • @BabyGreen162
    @BabyGreen162 9 лет назад +39

    THIS IS OUR DAY, THIS IS OUR PURPOSE!
    SCATTER OR PERRISH, HERETICS!

  • @anondescriptbullet
    @anondescriptbullet 4 года назад +27

    every line this man says is iconic.

  • @cursedhawkins1305
    @cursedhawkins1305 4 года назад +64

    I just noticed that the Commissar actually sounds afraid if he spots the "Relic" unit for the Tyranids even going as far as to allow Guardsmen to retreat from the area its in so "they" can work which I can assume the "they" the Commissar is referring to are the Space Marines.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 3 года назад +16

      I'm picturing 'they' being artillery or heavy armor myself, but it's a real testament to how nasty he knows the Tyranid relic unit to be that he will happily take on a chaos lord, but this one thing makes him suggest backing off.

    • @Кожуркаотпомидора
      @Кожуркаотпомидора 2 года назад +3

      Quite a proper show of intellegence, since it's better to strike nids from range if possible, either way they'll eat their losses back. It's like a Kryptmann strategy but smaller and less self-destroying.

    • @hithertoipa3204
      @hithertoipa3204 2 года назад +4

      "Leave this area! Let them work!" is his line when an allied Tyranid player casts the Tyranoform global in multiplayer, so "them" refers to the allied 'nids. (Previous line, "Beware the great Tyranid horror!", is when an _enemy_ 'nid player casts that global)

  • @TheWarhammerJunkies
    @TheWarhammerJunkies  11 лет назад +123

    sorry if you guys want to know the music, I remember simply adding music that fit his character and voice

    • @psmt1234
      @psmt1234 11 лет назад +28

      you are valorous certainly...skilled perhaps less so...but that is all that the emperor would have of all his servants.

    • @Hypoo
      @Hypoo 11 лет назад +24

      Around 2:20 I hear Shadow of the Colossus music, if it helps.

    • @SiegeFritz
      @SiegeFritz 11 лет назад +12

      3:07-3:38 Vergil battle theme 3 from Devil May Cry 3

    • @jiggu
      @jiggu 11 лет назад +20

      First song is from Dungeon Siege

    • @kervin1693
      @kervin1693 10 лет назад +6

      Liberi Fatali around 8:00

  • @henrynelson11
    @henrynelson11 10 лет назад +24

    This is interestingly motivating for university work

  • @RichterBelmont2235
    @RichterBelmont2235 2 года назад +9

    3:07 Hearing Lord Commissar quotes with Vergil Battle 3 in the background...
    Now I'm motivated!

  • @amirhaikal6672
    @amirhaikal6672 Год назад +9

    This voice is an improvement over the DOW1 voice. It's intimidating, a little psychotic, and inspirational. As every commisars should be.

  • @nwerner3654
    @nwerner3654 7 лет назад +46

    Ik that original DoW commissar was hilariously hammy but this feels like a much more legit rendition of one.

  • @alexthehopeless3778
    @alexthehopeless3778 Год назад +7

    Love how he lectures chaos space marines "space marines should be *loyal* "

  • @WormsMaster100
    @WormsMaster100 8 лет назад +35

    "More guts, more glory" - before attacking a cyberdemon. It only lacks "RIP AND TEAR" or more accurate "BLAM AND TEAR"

  • @NicQuattromani
    @NicQuattromani 3 года назад +9

    "I AM BESET BY AN ALIEN BEAST!"
    Props to this voice actor.

  • @Firewarz217
    @Firewarz217 2 месяца назад +2

    2:22 Literally the Perfect Line.
    I get chills every time I hear it

  • @Donnerbalken28
    @Donnerbalken28 5 лет назад +38

    4:42
    HE'S IN BOYS, HE DID IT, HE SAID IT

  • @claypidgeon4807
    @claypidgeon4807 8 лет назад +18

    5:19 I'm sure that whatever tasks they are, they can be done by the army that this guy gives insanely awesome buffs to.

  • @DarthCruciare87
    @DarthCruciare87 6 лет назад +15

    "More guts, more glory!" An underrated masterpiece of a line.

    • @centurionzen1005
      @centurionzen1005 Год назад +1

      It's the delivery that makes that all the more perfect. You can tell he's loving it.

  • @Jaimas
    @Jaimas 2 года назад +6

    The thing to remember about Commissars is that their clearance to execute is one aspect of their duty; their biggest one is to lead by example. "Kick ass, so you may accomplish deeds as awesome as this man."

  • @Drektar-x2m
    @Drektar-x2m 5 лет назад +14

    The Lord Commissar = one of the best motivational speakers ever *bam*

  • @Aurilion44
    @Aurilion44 3 месяца назад +2

    Huh, I wonder what is that OST at 0:20. It tickles my brain with memories of childhood, but for the love of god I can't remember from where it is. I've never played Retribution as well so I doubt it's OST from that

    • @kaynpai1714
      @kaynpai1714 2 месяца назад +1

      It's the main theme of Dungeon Siege

    • @Aurilion44
      @Aurilion44 2 месяца назад +2

      @@kaynpai1714 Oh man. You are correct. Thank you very much. I did play a lot of that game all those years back

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik360 8 лет назад +68

    That fucking collar, like fuck peripheral vision mate...

    • @claypidgeon4807
      @claypidgeon4807 8 лет назад +35

      That collar is formidable archeotech. It grants him a 3+ Invulnerable save.

    • @DeepestDankest
      @DeepestDankest 8 лет назад +31

      Imperial hierarchy is judged by the how much you lack peripheral vision

    • @darthralin
      @darthralin 8 лет назад +5

      Collars and pauldrons are important status symbols in the Imperium.

    • @roger5555ful
      @roger5555ful 8 лет назад +1

      His job is to stay behind the guardsman ,there is no way back only forward

    • @claypidgeon4807
      @claypidgeon4807 8 лет назад +6

      +Kurt 104 Gameplay-wise, Commissar LORD Bernn's job is to transform basic Guardsmen info utterly terrifying ultramegadeathcommandoes just by being near them. Well maybe that's a bit of an overstatement but seriously the troop-buffs that this guy brings to the table when leveled up enough are nothing short of awe-inspiring. Having a nice handy (haha, pun) power fist doesn't hurt either - unless you're the enemy, that is.

  • @libertusprimus
    @libertusprimus 3 года назад +8

    "Follow my example or I will make you one"
    Love it

  • @jordansedlacek5627
    @jordansedlacek5627 2 года назад +8

    "Dont fear it, just get clear" he makes it sound absolutely badass

  • @EvilBakaCat
    @EvilBakaCat 11 лет назад +64

    "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword" but sir we're in a tank "HERECY!"

  • @psmt1234
    @psmt1234 10 лет назад +88

    This is your last stand no doubt! no fear!

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 9 лет назад +2

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

    • @psmt1234
      @psmt1234 9 лет назад +21

      Frank G CHAOS LORD! YOUR MINE!

    • @justinfrazier9555
      @justinfrazier9555 4 года назад +1

      Sir, 122nd Imperial Rifles, we just arrived to the front! We received your orders 4.5 years ago! FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @REgamesplayer
    @REgamesplayer 10 лет назад +30

    It's pity that Commissar's girlfriend was deleted. I would love to listen some Inquisitor quotes again!

  • @drakethe87th
    @drakethe87th 10 лет назад +73

    Wow they mention Yarrick's Claw. Never heard that in the game

    • @TheStargateNerd
      @TheStargateNerd 10 лет назад +22

      He can say it if you equip him with a Power fist.

    • @johnisaacfelipe6357
      @johnisaacfelipe6357 8 лет назад +6

      correction: with a power claw

    • @TheStargateNerd
      @TheStargateNerd 8 лет назад +9

      No, that's a different weapon. Or faction. The Dawn of War 2 Commissar equips a Power fist, not a claw.

    • @johnisaacfelipe6357
      @johnisaacfelipe6357 8 лет назад +4

      ***** true, but the commisar can also equip a claw.

    • @kodan7879
      @kodan7879 6 лет назад +5

      TheStargateNerd He can equip both (in Elite at least)

  • @eccoeco3454
    @eccoeco3454 4 года назад +28

    Space Marines should be *loyal*
    He said with algid disgust in his voice as he raised his blaster to meet the terrified chaos marine face.

  • @von4411
    @von4411 4 года назад +25

    I feel strangely motivated, like I could accomplish anything. LEAD ON LORD COMMISSAR!

  • @zebliks
    @zebliks 11 месяцев назад +2

    this guy could take on my depression

  • @jacksonbowns1087
    @jacksonbowns1087 5 лет назад +12

    I use Dawn of War quotes for inspiration in my life.

  • @MadAtreides1
    @MadAtreides1 5 лет назад +9

    this game still has the best voicelines and still is one of the best voice acting in the history of rts

  • @LaZeRg205
    @LaZeRg205 5 лет назад +12

    I feel a sudden urge to die for the glory of the emperor