Text Message Breakup
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- Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2009
- #textmessagebreakup #shoes
Breaking up is hard to do, but you should still do it person. Kelly lets the world know.
Get the song on Apple Music: itunes.apple.com/us/album/shoe...
Starring Pam Cook, Megahn Perry, Rachael Lawrence, Margaret Cho, Brooke Allison, James Mathis, Maren, the Derby Dolls, Parvesh Cheena and Will Matthews as "Neal". Shot by Eduardo Cisneros and Neal Lett, key grip Todd Nicodemus. Written and directed by Liam Kyle Sullivan. Special thanks to M.D. Sweeney
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Приколы
This has raised a generation
It really has.
tapset47
Of Betches💝
Bro literally
I hope not
Ten years later and you realize that you've become mother grandma lmaoooo
Ashley Bryant ☝️
In only in my early 20s and I’m mother grandma lord help the next generation!!!
I feel you!
Lmfaoooo
Have some more whisky honey.
So it’s 2019 and all the sudden I get this in my recommended. Wtf is going on
Omg this was middle school for me lol yall laaate or im old
Fundraiser.
In the same boat
Bc it’s almost 2020.
Sylvia Zegan I got it in my reqs too. And I haven’t watched this since like 2007-2008? Idk
This held up obscenely well.
Other than the 'shoes shoes shoes GAY' yeah it has. But I doubt cancel culture would crack down.
@@MySqueezingArm Well that’s actually a joke referencing “Shoes” and “Let Me Borrow That Top”, two previous song a that did well and held up too, lol!
It definitely did
@@MySqueezingArm imagine not understanding that the butt of the joke is him using gay as an insult and it's ironic...
@@MySqueezingArm that’s still hilarious wym
Kelly's fucking rad.
So is RZ
She still is
Nokias and Myspace, this is a good ending to the 2000s.
***** They sure did, about 6 whole years ago. 2000s the decade, man.
This was made in 2006
@Corn Soup it was probably uploaded somewhere else first, like Newgrounds or Google Video
@@JustinHambrick yes but it was massive before then, the fact it's 2006 is a JOKE, which has clearly gone way over your head...
It was a Samsung
This video prepared me for when my first boyfriend broke up with me through text, then no booty calls prepared me for when he contacted me a year later wanting to get back together. Losers are universal.
Not a dislike in sight 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯
You and me girl. Kelly taught me to have confidence. 💪🏻
But did you send him the video?
As a woman who teaches feminism at Columbia, I have always dumped men by text because I don't want to get mansplained and being told by a man anything negative. Anyone who disagrees is sexist and doesn't understand women.
@Mysticcerulean A man criticizing a woman.
Who is watching this in 2020???? Still a classic
It randomly showed up in my recommended 😂😂
I’m 9 and my mom told me about his vids and omg I wish I born in 2000 I was born in 2010 and my mom had me when she was 16
My bf of8 years dumped me by text while drunk a week before my birthday last year. First song that came into my head was this lol
Yup. They started popping up again after I watched masks by Kelly. I'm happy these are popping up again on my suggested videos. Lpl
2021
Waaaaaaaaait a minute.
"Kelly what is this $300 charge?"
Flashback...
"These shoes are $300 fucking dollars. LETS GET EM!"
How did I just notice that.
+Jason Gillis me too
Nice catch! 😃
Lol
continuity
This comment has over 300 fucking likes..
LET'S THUMB 'EM
"Grandma, you have to stop answering the telephone." ---"But it rings..." LOL Gets me every time!
have some whiskey honey makes ya feel better
Same with my xgrampz
Yes the best part and easily the most laughable lmao
Literally my grandma. 😂
"she looks like a dead person" lol I love how random liam's characters are
This screams myspace and hot topic.
I mean...
The number of times I say "have some whiskey honey, makes you feel better" while pouring whiskey to myself is likely not good lmao
Litetally me tonight 😂
Should we make a club?
@@crankycanker our club is called AA 😂
@@SarahKelley I'm dead 🤣
I still say, "In this hustle and bustle world" in the voice
Six years later and this is still the sickest beat.
that's what I'm saying
+Kimmi Segars das octopuss- motors
right, 2016 n its still goes ham
Love it - reminds me of snake river conspiracy
cursedlemon agreed
A forgotten internet icon.
Pepperidge Farm Remembers
Telos Surveillance exactly
My heart will never forget
I member
“That’s Kelly’s little friend Heather, mother grandma.”
“Oh... She looks like a dead person. Have some whiskey honey!”
ICONIC
Instantly iconic!
I just came back to this in hopes of escaping quarantine.
I'm glad I'm not alone.
It's the way she says it that kills me
Makes ya' feel betta
Lol
back when RUclips content was actually good, iconic even
@spooky katt uh huh... go inject some disinfectant, cry about your freedom while taking away others freedom to injest the drugs they want to, or blame video games or what ever other shit you do.
@@LittleRainGames and you go ruin all cool content because your delicate heart can't stop being offended. That's why you're hated.
@spooky katt try capitalism?
Google: [purchases RUclips and turn it into a cash cow]
European Union: [introduces an overzealous digital copyright protection law severely limiting what creators can make]
Y'all: those meddling leftists!
I love how Heather stood up for Kelly. That's a true friend!
Liam didn't have to go so hard in this.
But he did.
He did it for us.
For this, I am grateful.
F*** Yeah!!
He walked, so gen z could run
He is an innovator
"Grateful"
@@genaromero8259 Gwreightphul*
That eye contact after “for married people” and the zoom in on Mel Gibsons face is absolute gold 😂😂
I haven’t seen this video in so long and that Mel Gibson close up really got me 😂😭
Turn in the CC during that parent stare
I have to assume that’s a still from “What Women Want”
Who’s here after seeing Kelly is back? 😁
me!!!
Had to go back and appreciate these modern classic masterpieces all over again!
Hell yes!
the queen is baaaaack
Kelly. never. left.
Bach
LMAO THE WAY KELLY POPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAYS "YOU COULDN'T DO IT IN PERSON" HA AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I STILL LAUGH AT THAT :')
ME TOO
3:33
Omg same !!! Hahaha
Those phones and MySpace make me feel so old
Who's here in 2024?
I was here in '07...and I'm still here betch.
@@darlingdame_x187xlmfao 🤣
Me!
Here and looking at that picture of big Dubs on the wall
This goes so hard. How did anyone in 2015 even think their dis tracks were good when this exists 😂😂
This is actually circa 2006 😂 and that explains why ppl thought these dis tracks
Factsssss.
am I the only one who actually feels genuinely bad for Kelly with those parents?
Nah, same LMAO
That’s what my parents were like...
FUcking republican Decks.... "Its the Lesbians. This is America. We speak English. I dont understand it, therefore it makes me, angry."
@@StawberryStranger no one asked for ur political opinion.
@@lamasu8060 Kelly did, She hates Decks too.
Mother grandma is my favorite of all
That's nice do you want some whiskey!
Panda demon ! MAKES YA FEELLLL BETTER
Have some whiskey honey, It makes you feel better.
"Podcast your bastard ass from coat to coast..." my favorite line idk whyyy!!!
They deserve so much more. Their acting, vocals, comedic timing, love it sm after all these years
Have some whiskey honey,makes ya feel betta
G D!!!
So true....
I feel so old watching this in 2015. Liam was the first youtube creator that I discovered. He's the man. Miss you dude.
HALFTHEMIKE 2017
HALFTHEMIKE And unfortunately, the idea of RUclips subscribers didn't begin until after the peak of Kelly. From what I understand, he made almost nothing off them which is a shame.
Did he die?
Essie S Cats ate his face.
HALFTHEMIKE he was the first technically to go viral which in my books makes him the first creator
I can’t believe Margaret Cho is in this 😂
She’s in them all :) she’s amazing lol.
She also shows up in Let Me Borrow That Top briefly 😁
She’s in all the videos, including the new Masks video Kelly released last week.
But of COURSE she is.
You should watch her stand up if you haven't already. Especially "I'm The One That I Want".
Revolution is great too
Also Dave Navarro and Amanda Palmer among others make appearances in Kelly’s videos too.
Cause she’s that fucking rad ;)
I swear, Liam/Kelly was an introduction to queer culture for Millennials/Gen Zs/Zillennials. The crossdressing, the girls, Margaret Cho, the music. He knew what me and others would become in the future ❤
Yes ❤
In chronological order:
-Shoes
-Text Message Break Up
-Let Me Borrow The Top
-Where Do You Think You're Going In That?
-No Booty Calls
Honey Nut Shetbags is my favorite!
Thanks for the chronological order. Its my faves also in chronological order
you forgot The Prequel
And now..
Masks
😃
and now masks!
Um... Anyone notice that Kelly totally predicted that the NSA was watching us?!
alot of people have known about the NSAs true intentions ever since the 70s when they did all the illegal wire tapping it just didnt really go mainstream until the most recent few years
Yea I saw that. Pretty awesome because most young people still had no idea in 2009.
And the NSA is Lindsay Lohan lmfaooo
There was a huge NSA spying scandal in 2006, so he was probably referencing that.
Stephen Widger NSA was definitely in the lexicon. Especially since it’s post 9/11
“Kelly’s fuckin’ rad.” I love Heather lol. Someone needed to stand up to Kelly’s family.
Somebody texted me today and misspelled "break", and I immediately wanted to respond, "B-R-A-K-E? That's in your _car_, dummy!!"
But I came here to watch this instead. Ahhh the good ol' days :)
"I'LL GO ALANIS MORISSETTE ON YOU!"
I occasionally reference this line. No one knows what I'm quoting.
*mouths*
HOLY
SHIT
Always thought she said 'i'll call alanis morissette on you'? Works both ways, and sooooo funny!
No one knows what you're quoting because millennial's listen to a repetitive, depressed, British whale now for post relationship catharsis instead of someone clever and empowering like Alanis Morissette... #Signofthetimes
@@mattporter6903 or we listen to both. We arent one dimensional like you
"Sex is for.......... married people"
intense eye contact while eating half a hot dog bun
What's the name of the music that plays during the eye contact, literally every RUclipsr has used that at some point and it's driving me nuts not knowing what it is.
Zooms into mel gibson’s face
Wasn't that a whole bread roll
Commander Shepard complete with slow zoom in on Mel Gibson's smiling photo
Commander Shepard Do u kno wht the song is playin' wen they say tht? It's also on the main menu hme screen on Tyler Perry's Boo2! A Madea Halloween.
That "For once" is so powerful
I actually never realized how hard this went at the time, but the fact that it stood the test of time and you still can't text message breakup... enough said.
Seriously, it feels real
I NEVER REALIZED MARGARET CHO WAS IN THIS
Yibei Gao she was in another one too
Yibei Gao OMG WHERE
"Let Me Borrow That Top", on the "Don't be a betch." part, on the second verse.
I knew about her because of this
i Think i need a minute after the "sex is for married people part"
Fe Fe is that how long it takes?
C'est l'art.
The way Kelly delivers the line “ and he plays with his asshole in the shower “ still makes me cry with laughter over a decade later
This song is still not only an anthem, but also just genuinely good advice--if they don't know your value, THEY AREN'T WORTH YOUR TIME!
I still use the quote "KELLY'S FKN RAD" (even if the person I'm referencing isn't named Kelly)
my last boyfriend broke up with me via facebook relationship status. that's like text message breakup the sequel
:)
+Goomba Spazzington Happened to me too. It was for a childish reason, too.
you shouls have sent him the link to this
+Honey Boom YOU CAN'T FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP BREAKUP!
...Meh, it doesn't really roll off the tongue.
I was broken up through text message freshman year of high school and I wish I sent him this :c
I would give anything to go back
Wow how is this one of the best music videos of all time??????? I remember watching this when it was first loaded back in the OG RUclips days. A legend.
myspace,phones with buttons on them, the hair styles, god this video is a fucking time capsule
"B-R-A-K-E That's in your car Dummy!" Whenever anyone puts brake instead of break, I have to really stop myself from commenting that.
As a 25 year old woman, I love that I can still laugh at something I laughed at when I was in elementary school
Ten years later and i still know every word
Idk why but when it zooms in on Mel Gibson ' s picture it cracks me up!
ugh. the shoes/text message break up/let me borrow that top trifecta of my childhood. so many memories.
Why is this suddenly in my recommended a decade later lmao. Classic.
RUclips recommendation : dont forget where we came from.
Thanks youtube
Have a shot of whiskey honey, makes ya feel better.
5:52 I always thought Margaret Cho looked pretty badass dancing right here a little after the beat dropped again. It went along with the music perfectly. 👌🏽
Also this beat actually goes pretty damn hard.
Facts lol
@@doughboy2356 this guy gets it.
@@stev6963 I come back to this every other day lol
Saaaame
I can’t believe this hasn’t hit 3 million. It’s been 10+ years. I feel old.
Kelly’s back with a mask. And so am I. Wonder who else will be joining me.
This video has been online 5 years and I've only just understood now about the girl at 4:17 from the NSA. Kelly must've known the truth all this time!
*10 years now*
What do ya mean
I've been wondering who she was since I first seen this when I first seen it I thought it was ashley Tisdale but seeing it now not even close
"Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes GAYYYY!"
**Everybody Laughs except Kelly and her bestfriend**
"KELLY'S FUCKING RAD!"
**Silence**
That was the best part!
I didn't understand the joke... What does it mean, "shoes shoes shoes shoes GAY"?
Aya Sherlocat Watch Kelly- Shoes.
"Awesome" 😂
Fuckin' Rad
I forgot how much this slaps
"You have to stop answering the phone."
"... 👀 but it rings"
Gets me every time 😂😭😂😭
"Don't have sex. Sex is for....married people." My favorite part xD
Kelly is like the Meg of the family
And the brother is called Chris
But if Meg were like ten times cooler and she had her own show focused on her only
But cooler
Like totally cool
Tyler Charnoki 0
TO THIS DAY Heather can get it.
This was a decade ago.
*_let that sink in_*
"oh. she looks like a dead person." another line I use in my personal life.
"Boyfriend? Who wants to date you?" Lol i died!
They don’t make quality content like this anymore
Anyone else going on a Kelly binge after Masks was posted?💖😂
*edit** this is an underrated banger tbh😤
I didn't get the "NSA" joke when this first came out... OMG what 6 years can do lol
shattertheuniverse I was just thinking that 😂
Even back then, we knew. Lol
I'm incredibly happy that this is being recommended again.
12 years later this is still the most brilliant content on RUclips
Such strong lesbian energy from this video lmao
Yes!!! “Kelly’s little friend Heather” 😂😂
@@laureliz93 "oh look it speaks."
Look at the cell phones back then. LoL
iPhone existed back then. It was in a more primitive stage though.
Andrew Shaw no it didn't. first one was 2008. This was 2006.
mhughet How this was posted in 2009
ugh. He reposted it to this channel.
I was in high school in 2006 and Razors motto were the iPhones back then i still remember i still remember mine.
why are the most awesome, girl power videos coming from a dude???
Oh god it’s a life is strange fan
knightsintodreams oh god a feminist. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the content.
Because dudes love women
@@halcyon3600 I think they said that because they're not a feminist. That doesn't look like the type of language from someone angry.
@@halcyon3600 gotta got your daily fuck feminists comment in
I can’t wait to show this to my children.
🤣 this is what mommy's 20s were like
Just had a text message breakup … so had to watch this for support! This is timeless!
You can't text message break up!
So true, HEAR IT.
Boys or girls who do that are very sad... and ego...
The roller derby scene is everything
I too will be raising my children on these relics. Now that I'm seeing this as a 25 year old. I'm honestly impressed with how much effort, time, creativity, and talent went into these videos. This is REAL content, there's a storyline, there's characters, there's growth for the characters. Ffs the amount of people involved in bringing these videos to life is astounding all in itself. You'd never see anyone put in work like this for any videos nowadays. Videos now are so cheap and bottom of the barrel. This is truly top tier stuff.
Mother Grandma is so relatable.
"Im an athlete"
*"im a vampire"*
“I’m pissed like President Bush would be in a gay parade in Texas”
@spooky katt he literally tried to pass the Defense Against Marriage Act to say marriage is only between a man and woman
@spooky katt lol, he never has been
This line is even more iconic when it's Kelly and Margaret Cho singing along
"Have some whiskey, honey, makes ya feel better!" - Me in any situation no matter what.
wow youtube its been 10 years and now it gets recommended
This song was intense. So much went over my head when I was young.
"Shoes shoes shoes GAY" "HAHAHAHA"
Calvin Compton it’s 2019 that’s offensive! *youtube takes down the video*
"Kelly's fuckin RAD!"
I'm pretty sure you can hear a couple people in the background cracking up at that too.
I can't even explain how happy this makes me. He always pulls me out of any depression. Literally the only thing I can watch that will always pull me out
2022 and this is still one of my top favorite videos on the internet
"Get a clue- no! Let the clue stay lost just fuck you, deck!" Love that line lmfao
Also holy shit, I remember having phones like those! It's scary how that was just about 6 or 7 years ago!
I just read your comment as she sang that😂
Use to watch this all the time when I was younger, but now I actually get the NSA reference. LOL.
I feel like the true genius of this was lost on me back when I was 14... now though? Now I can appreciate it for the masterpiece it truly is.
Kelly's f*ckin rad.
Favorite part
Oh the good ol days of MySpace I miss those days for sure and this song is still funny 😂😂
WHY DID I FORGET THAT SHE PLAYS ROLLER DERBY IN THIS?! I have turned into Kelly 10 years later.
After watching this again after so many years, I now realize how many times me and my friends would turn to each other and say “I’m a vampire” and how terrible we probably were lol
You don’t see directing like these anymore