They got married and haven’t divorced yet tho, just rarely bumped into each other now. If anything, it’s Grim’s brother (also named Grim) that showed up every time Jim killed someone.
i got a thing from youtube that said "please rate this video and help us make youtube better: sims 4 but becoming a mermaid was a bad idea" i rated 5/5 and it was like "please tell us why" and i chose life-changing thank you, kevin, for changing my life
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What a life so far, he out the Urp in Usurp at the start, built a cult after imprisoning sims in his basement and forcing them to paint for him. He marries the Grim Reaper, made several business ventures including a restaurant to kill you with Pufferfish. He became a vampire, caused misery and mayhem wherever he goes and destroys the lives of all who have the misfortune of meeting him. He gave up his Vampirism and immortality to save his relationship with Grim, he impregnated several people including Grim and Ryland Oakley (Santa’s replacement) neglects all who he doesn’t care for, himself, Grim and Shrek. He moves to a new town after several ambitions don’t work out, finds a monster plant, infects several people in his household, and fights the mother plant in a hazmat suit. It fails and he fights it naked before being killed and eaten by the plant. After a few weeks of tormenting the multiverse in person and the town in spirit form, Shrek takes over the series for a while since the Dead Leader is dead, Jim resurrects himself with his new found power and cooking skills and returns on Easter like the God he is. Nothing can stop him, now he’s a merman. He also took revenge by killing the plant as a ghost, showing his true power. I mean, at this point no one can stop him, when he died the first time, the universe broke apart and imploded, forcing a redo. Even if he dies, he finds a way to return and in the meantime, continues causing destruction and mayhem. I think we either need to join the cult, or be subjected to an eternity of torture and pain. Long live Jim Pickens, Dear Leader of the Cult Hail Jim Pickens!!
Offhand remark here, but your makeup and hair colour combo is absolutely fantastic! Felt obligated to at least say something about how stylish it looks.
Yeah, that bothered me, lol. I was looking for this comment. I hope he noticed eventually but probably not (haven't caught up yet). Ok aaaand nevermind... He fixed it right away, lol. Well, I'm *very* glad.
kevin, i know this is gonna get lost, but you should try playing with the Armageddon mod! it's made by the same people who made the extreme violence mod and jim can become a supervillain with it, like he was always meant to be.
A guy living in the back of a cargo plane comes out with his collinder on his head and his conch in his hand, and he calls for the rain to stop, then he dives into his pool and he's a mermaid. Ok, got it.
Jim became purpetually sad after losing the one thing that truly made him ultimately happy... being an immortal spectre capable of consistant Jimfoolery.
this video would be a really lit drinking game drink when: -mccc error logged -c o u n t r y r o a d s -unintelligible dolphin screeching -C O N C H -jim kisses anyone -death
Jim has now killed 76 people directly with 2 getting revived and one being the same person 5 times and has had 8 slaves die of old age, one of which came back, and one Pumpkin and he himself has died once. Picky also died. Jim has died once in addition to all these other deaths
Theory: Jim Pickens is Kevin, have you seen his city RP gmod videos? He's manipulative, and Jim Pickens is his alter ego/alias, from this we can piece together the story with info from older sims games. He wants us to call him Kevin.... So we don't know who he really is.
Hey Kevin. ,love ur vids they inspired me to do content like yours ( restaurant game but I make it into a hell hole)that type of content,anyways ur vids r classs so keep up the good work !
Would be awesome to go back to basics with this series, Jim kidnapping and murdering, spreading misery, finding ways of scamming people for money. Maybe Urp could make a come back as a mere plaything for Jim. We don't need new packs and wacky adventures, just Jim being Jim as he is such an enjoyable character to watch.
Hi Kevin. Your videos are really great and I can say with truth that I watch your videos every day, unlike Nikki (lol). I have really bad depression and I'm always sad and lonely so I feel like your my friend and I relate to you especially since your lonley too. Thanks for the funny videos and literally momentarily making me happy. I'm never happy on my own. I'm sorry for putting all that on you, I just wanted to say I appreciate your channel. Thanks man.
Santa doesn't exist There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are not talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second - 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that flying reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m. p.s. in.001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's . A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Kevin, when your sims needs are low, you can shift click them, and there will be an option saying “cheat needs”, click on that and it will have three things too choose from, the one you should use is “make happy”, it will bring all their needs up! P.S, you will need to put the cheat, “Testingcheats On” before you do all of that.
Hey Kev I'm just gonna point out for you that you widened Jim's head permanently when you were changing his body shape in mermaid form, and it's been bugging me. It seems that only the head size is a permanent thing though.
Forget Ariel. Jim Pickens is now the prettiest mermaid under the sea
"Unda da sea"
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens omg it's the great Leader !
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens Cousin
Tim Pickens Professional Furry
Cousin
What is happening under your Comment ?
"You're being very inappropriate, please stop."
"JIM, CLOG THEIR DRAIN!"
I mean that's the least he could do... I'm surprised he didn't burn their house down
I just clogged like 5 drains in someone's house in the game and didn't even get in trouble--
due to the toilet paper crisis caused by coronavirus, the toilet was clogged *thrice* yesterday, and it’s in real life too.
To be honest, I don't blame him for not being excited about becoming a merman, it isn't the craziest thing that's happened to him.
True
I mean he did die, that had to change him, usually he is the one killing others
You’ve got both top comments
He did have an entire family of mole men living in his walls that one time.
This is just another day in the life of Jim
KEVIN IF YOU DON'T GET JIM AND GRIM REMARRIED I'M SUING
MY FAVORITE CELEBRITY COUPLE CANNOT BE BROKEN UP
when did they get divorced? i feel like i've missed something qq
@@GAnimeRO they never got married
I think jim died
They got married and haven’t divorced yet tho, just rarely bumped into each other now. If anything, it’s Grim’s brother (also named Grim) that showed up every time Jim killed someone.
As no because jim died they are married anymore
Logic:
Take a bath fully clothed, walk around naked the rest of the time.
TheShy1000 makes more sense than bathing naked. ew
Well yeah, his clothes are wet
With his shoes
I’m washing me and my clothes
@@LVoidtheEndlesshi LVoid
i got a thing from youtube that said "please rate this video and help us make youtube better: sims 4 but becoming a mermaid was a bad idea"
i rated 5/5 and it was like "please tell us why" and i chose life-changing
thank you, kevin, for changing my life
I chose all of them
When you where changing Jim's body shape in the mermaid menu you accidentally widened his head permanently.
Tristan Holmes I noticed that and it’s been bugging me
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After is a lot worse than before in image quality, but you can still see the difference.
jim *t h i c c* ens
@@martineriksson03 Instead of the plot being thickened it's the Jim that gets thickened xD
Nah it's just his ego giving him more of a big head but now he's got merman powers. Look out world here comes the new Jim Thickens
Therapist: thicc Pickens doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you.
*thicc pickens* :
im mad nobody's said jim thiccens
Ah, Jim is one with the water, now he can lure people to their deaths....oh wait.
He’s already good at that
Feck yeah
Its not even funny...
Luring people to their deaths was already his usual pass time.
Good idea
Sims patch notes next month:
-Players can no longer build walls around pools
They wont do that it has been in the game since pools were added
@@keatoncore3321 that would literally ruin the game so they aren't going to do that
@@keatoncore3321 Im just so used to people circle jerk hating on EA I thought that was what you were doing
@@keatoncore3321 EA does deserve some hate but they are cleaning up their act
@@gavinkersey7743 If that ever happens: bb.moveobjects on 😁
I feel Sims should make an expansion that specifically revolves around Jim Pickens. The Dear Leader needs one.
Sims 4 Murder Stuff
Sims 4: Get Into the Basement.
Sims 4: Escape from Jim
The Sims 4 Cult Living
Sims 4 My First Murder Pack
I think the reason he was depressed at first is because he lost his immortality from being a vampire and now faces mortality
I think becoming a mermaid gives immortality, dosnt it?
@@theofficialchannelofoffici7962 hopefully
I Am Pierce does he tho
What a life so far, he out the Urp in Usurp at the start, built a cult after imprisoning sims in his basement and forcing them to paint for him. He marries the Grim Reaper, made several business ventures including a restaurant to kill you with Pufferfish. He became a vampire, caused misery and mayhem wherever he goes and destroys the lives of all who have the misfortune of meeting him. He gave up his Vampirism and immortality to save his relationship with Grim, he impregnated several people including Grim and Ryland Oakley (Santa’s replacement) neglects all who he doesn’t care for, himself, Grim and Shrek. He moves to a new town after several ambitions don’t work out, finds a monster plant, infects several people in his household, and fights the mother plant in a hazmat suit. It fails and he fights it naked before being killed and eaten by the plant. After a few weeks of tormenting the multiverse in person and the town in spirit form, Shrek takes over the series for a while since the Dead Leader is dead, Jim resurrects himself with his new found power and cooking skills and returns on Easter like the God he is. Nothing can stop him, now he’s a merman. He also took revenge by killing the plant as a ghost, showing his true power. I mean, at this point no one can stop him, when he died the first time, the universe broke apart and imploded, forcing a redo. Even if he dies, he finds a way to return and in the meantime, continues causing destruction and mayhem. I think we either need to join the cult, or be subjected to an eternity of torture and pain.
Long live Jim Pickens,
Dear Leader of the Cult
Hail Jim Pickens!!
Jim: You’re already in a big toilet
Also Jim: This is like, my second home
Everyone: is water wet?
Jim: water is dry
And he is not 100% wrong with that statement
Interviewer(asking mermaid Jim Pickens): how many gallons of water do you plan to get for your pool?
Jim: yes.
Chlorine water is dry.
@Oliver Ogden XD
@@asternightingale4020 XD
Santa getting into the shower with Jim in the end is a REAL power move
Kevin: "I've never seen someone so depressed to be on a beach before"
Tom Hanks in Castaway: "Am I a joke to you?"
Tom Hanks in saving private ryan:
🔫👋👁👄👁💧
I clicked so fast! So glad we are back to Sims 4 with our dear leader 😍😍😍
That little symbol next to your username looks like the Team Skull emblem.
@@MrSnake-dh3hu it really does 😂😂 I think I get it for being a patreon? I'm not sure tbh.
Omg Kevin liked my comment 😍😍😭😭 I can die happy now ❤️
More Sims to kill
Offhand remark here, but your makeup and hair colour combo is absolutely fantastic! Felt obligated to at least say something about how stylish it looks.
You permanently changed Jim's head shape.
When
@@shawnmchaa721 This Episode. In the Create-a-Sim part.
EP1CxEMAN08 shanks
Jim gained the trait: Big Brain.
Yeah, that bothered me, lol. I was looking for this comment. I hope he noticed eventually but probably not (haven't caught up yet).
Ok aaaand nevermind... He fixed it right away, lol. Well, I'm *very* glad.
We love our devilish, old, beautiful, murderous, ex- vampire, back from the dead, thicc mermaid daddy, Jim Pickens.
The best introduction for me in this is when he left Shrek to drown.
sounds like a roblox roleplay bio
3:00
(I'm real sorry but I must say the quote)
"I'm washing me in me clothes
no need to sorry, feel free to use quotes in a comment section, kevin said he actually likes it
"I'm washin me and my clothes bitch"
@@MiszzMiszz you sound like an ai
After all the killing and being dead, Jim *NEEDS* a vacation.
Mmhmm
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens hail brotha
Which also involves killing people.
I thought the graveyard at his restaurant was a vacation?
Then he continued to murder on vacation
Everybody: Netflix and chill
Jim Pickens: Netflix and KILL
laser dun dun DUN
I wanna see what all your Sims would do if you let them have an entire episode with free will, without you commanding them, I'm just super curious
Normally sims given free reign tend to not do all that much
*Normally.*
*I’m not sure if you haven’t noticed, but **_nothing about this family is normal._*
@@juancamilosierra4430 ..huh, yeah I guess so
lol he already does that with all his family members. he neglects everyone except jim, shrek, and grim
@@Scourge728 they dont do important things like marriage or trying for a baby but they sure do weird things
kevin, i know this is gonna get lost, but you should try playing with the Armageddon mod! it's made by the same people who made the extreme violence mod and jim can become a supervillain with it, like he was always meant to be.
You wasted the perfect opportunity to say: “ Jim Thickens, Slim Pickens.”
Slim Thickens
Bruh Sound effect #69 even better
Roast chickens
I was literally thinking the exact same thing!
Jim *_Thiccens_*
*you start sweating profusely
We all knew deep down, Jim Pickens is a Disney Princess.
Kevin: Dude just pee in the water it's a massive toilet anyway.
Also Kevin: hOw DaRe YoU farT iN mY wAtER iTs my sEcOnD hoOme
Woah Jim pickins sounds a lot like kevin when he sings country roads 🤔
Whenever Kevin calls me his friend my heart goes all fuzzy.
dude my name is Simone too, and same about Kevin
Same here
Simone Carter aww that’s wholesome
She’s in love
She’s in love-
Is it pure comfort or cardiac arrest ‘caus you know someone is going to die
2:55 IM WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES-
Died when he said "what the hell is that thing, o-oh it's grim." 🤣
A guy living in the back of a cargo plane comes out with his collinder on his head and his conch in his hand, and he calls for the rain to stop, then he dives into his pool and he's a mermaid. Ok, got it.
By the way, that current merman is a former ghost.
I didn't know I needed thicc merpickens in my life.
But here we are
He is so beautiful, I'll never be the same
Jim became purpetually sad after losing the one thing that truly made him ultimately happy... being an immortal spectre capable of consistant Jimfoolery.
Took one look at Our Dear Leader as a merman and bought the game.
He is just irresistible.
If only the game came with a Jim Pickens.....
1:28
He's just digging himself a grave at this point.
Hahah. I joke.
The grave isn't for him.
Jim Pickens looks like a pirate angel god on that thumbnail. You're a dude Kevin, but he... he is a man.
You know your stuff
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens our Dear Leader 🙌🙌
He doesn't just look like that
Now that Quill, is a man
A very beautiful man
“spitefully splash brack”
*I WHEEZED*
Kevin, I just wanted to say, your "Hi there friends" is the closest I'll ever get to hearing someone say it directly to me. Thank you,
Also, play cool math games
Why? You have no friends at all?
Kevin is the friend of all
Hi friend😃
Hi there, friend, I hope you're having a good day.
I see the thumbnail and I'm already cackling. "Kinda demented" sure Kevin, it's only *_kinda_* demented
Kevin: you do have to go to the toilet, you have the world’s toilet
Also Kevin: *girl farts in water* HOW COULD YOU!?!??! It’s my second home!!!!!
“What would lure me to the sea?”
UNDAH THA SEA
Weird feckin dog, everythings broken, plant people, prisoners, and a so called "swamp" which is just green manequins praying to a bed 24/7
I think you mean *_Perfection_*
Who needs a therpist when you have call me Kevin.
Seriously I always feel 1000% better after watching your videos.
If I heard Kevin singing Country Roads before being drowned by a siren, I'd die happy.
for literal YEARS, since Sims 2, I've been using cc to get mermaids and now my prayers are answered
of course, Jim is the fairest mermaid of all
Can you turn Grim into a mermaid??
Edit: okay...11 other people wanna know this too. 😂
Omg imagine!!!! I need to see it
Thomas Hofman unbelievable.
I really wanna see this xD
Mariah Benetatos yesssss
I'm ready for Jim Pickens to become a wizard in the Realm of Magic expansion coming out.
Dry water?
I see Kevin is an intellectual, believeing that water is in fact not wet.
Kevin is a Philosophy
Water actually isnt wet, you get wet when you break the surface tension of water
@@Evnyofdeath Yes, water can get things wet, but it cannot get itself wet. That's like saying my fire is on fire.
@@chaosmastermind I wonder if this still remains relevant if you apply rule 34.. wet water.. hmmm
@@gajspalt Well if it's a horny female water elemental.. then all bets are off.
Step one: press on this time: 6:39
Step two: pause
Step three: enjoy
*HoLy FeCk*
I bet that MerJim is going to drown everyone.
Child - Stuff thanks!
He’s like a siren that lures unsuspecting sims to their death
Bethany O'Neal a sexy siren 😏
Maria Loves Walruses Jim’s thicc 😩😍
Bethany O'Neal damn right he is 😍😝
I was Just thinking, Sims Expansion Packs are a Business Expense for Kevin!
Becoming a mermaid might be a bad idea.
Becoming a _merman_ however, is one of the greatest ideas a human could ever come up with.
5:34 "im on vacation, I dont have time to think about my power being shut off". Half of the folk calling in to the energy company I work at
I stopped watching Kevin’s sims 4 series for a while, and now there’s a swamp. Hell yeah
this video would be a really lit drinking game
drink when:
-mccc error logged
-c o u n t r y r o a d s
-unintelligible dolphin screeching
-C O N C H
-jim kisses anyone
-death
Is it bad that I was looking forward to this?...what is wrong with me? I think Jim Pickens has corrupted me.
If that's the case and you're lucky I don't make RUclips videos that involve The Sims.
"Aw gawd I can't remember where I live" I died laughing
I think Jim should move to an off the grid” lot, the new lot trait in the new update, no more electricity bills.
Jim has now killed 76 people directly with 2 getting revived and one being the same person 5 times and has had 8 slaves die of old age, one of which came back, and one Pumpkin and he himself has died once. Picky also died. Jim has died once in addition to all these other deaths
5:00 we finally have our boy, Jim Thiccens
This is what Big Brother and Love Island was missing!
I’ve never been so sad to hear “well I guess we’ll end it there”
*kevin* "what the hell is that thing?"
*me* I dunno man, looks like a squid?
*Kevin* "oh it's grim!"
*me* yeah, yeah totally knew that...
Sims 4 but I am one step closer to losing my sanity
nobody:
literally nobody:
my gender dysphoria: hey you look like Thicc Hips Jim Pickens
Jax Cas mood
I feel this
Thicc Jim Pickens is the ideal body type for all genders
@ghost boi you would serve better as a plankton to be feasted upon by undersea wildlife
At least your face isn't that of an oblivion character.
Glad it’s the weekend and I can be early to one of Kevin’s videos
Kevin: “it’s kind of demented when you take it all in”
Me: “nah, i never would’ve guessed”
I click on the video and im already met with immediate shambles; this is just what I subscribed for.
Theory: Jim Pickens is Kevin, have you seen his city RP gmod videos? He's manipulative, and Jim Pickens is his alter ego/alias, from this we can piece together the story with info from older sims games. He wants us to call him Kevin....
So we don't know who he really is.
False because every day he says he is Kevin.
_"I skipped through a youtube video- I'm a professional."_
_- Every Anti-Vaxxer ever._
Hey Kevin. ,love ur vids they inspired me to do content like yours ( restaurant game but I make it into a hell hole)that type of content,anyways ur vids r classs so keep up the good work !
Day 20 of requesting the hottest rap battle of 2019: CallMeKevin Vs RTGame. Leprechaun Fight
Down with Rt
Day 320 asking him to replay Bustin out
how can he fight himself?
This is an amazing video! you rocked it. Feeling like I'm convinced to this game, by your video.
EA made this expansion pack just so they could see thicc Jim
Would be awesome to go back to basics with this series, Jim kidnapping and murdering, spreading misery, finding ways of scamming people for money. Maybe Urp could make a come back as a mere plaything for Jim. We don't need new packs and wacky adventures, just Jim being Jim as he is such an enjoyable character to watch.
When you notice that Jim’s head is big as hell in human and mermaid form
Jim: I’m washing me and my clothes
Imagine if Kevin recreates the Bob family household so Jim could kill them to get back at RT
9:23 that's the Sims team, they wanted that saucy shot of Jim
Hi Kevin. Your videos are really great and I can say with truth that I watch your videos every day, unlike Nikki (lol). I have really bad depression and I'm always sad and lonely so I feel like your my friend and I relate to you especially since your lonley too. Thanks for the funny videos and literally momentarily making me happy. I'm never happy on my own. I'm sorry for putting all that on you, I just wanted to say I appreciate your channel. Thanks man.
Try a vitamin D3-K2 supplement for depression.
@@MeanOldLady not how that works
I completely understand! I'm super late to reply, but I'm in a bad state, mentally, and Kevin's videos always help to brighten my day
I honestly LIVE for your sims content, I hope you're still having as much fun playing it as you ever did.
Me: Shoot, I love mermaids, but I just got Get Famous. I'm trying to save money. I'll wait. *watches this video* Yeah, I need that shit.
When he enters the water, he becomes Jim THICCens
Day 115 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night.
Mona Beansa, luv u.
It would be day 164 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
Legendary
Hopefully
People know him on comedy night so he stopped doing it. Fool.
4:17 *UNDA DA SEA*
Shit, I was not expecting that 😂
i havent seen a sims video in a long time and i just wanna say what the actual fuc happened to your game of sims
Piperman6 have I got a story for you!
It makes me unreasonably happy to see Jim enjoying himself so much. Such an adorable little psychopath.
Day 1 of wishing Kevin a Merry Christmas
We may not know what day it will be, but we can still wish him it!
Santa doesn't exist
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are not talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second - 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that flying reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m. p.s. in.001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's . A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Subject #74 it’s been three minutes calm down
The Irish Christmas is a sacred date only known by Irish RUclipsrs with at least 1.3 million subscribers
Its pickens day not christmas heretic
@@idontlikelasagne7211 dang calm down that's a lot of info maybe I even learned something
Kevin, when your sims needs are low, you can shift click them, and there will be an option saying “cheat needs”, click on that and it will have three things too choose from, the one you should use is “make happy”, it will bring all their needs up!
P.S, you will need to put the cheat, “Testingcheats On” before you do all of that.
8:10 he killed thousands of Sims, but it's still the creepiest thing he ever did
I never liked fish much... But a half fish, half Jim Pickens... That's a whole another story.
*Ariel Mermaid is choking at beautiful mermaid Jim Pickens*
I hope dear leader will bless the two kittens im babysitting this week... theyre both two weeks old.. such fragile, very meow
Kevin, recently one of my Sims painted Jim with a elderly woman. And she doesn't know the glory that is Jim Pickens. That's all I have to say
You never cease to make me enjoy life when I watch your videos.
Hey Kev I'm just gonna point out for you that you widened Jim's head permanently when you were changing his body shape in mermaid form, and it's been bugging me. It seems that only the head size is a permanent thing though.
Jim Pickens? More like Jim Thiccens am I right?
I need friends.
Friends are overrated
If you sacrifice enough orphans you can summon a friend.
9:55 You're also a mermaid in the bath
12:46 It's a "breathe underwater" power for the human.
I just want to see a Shrekmaid! Also, great video!