Yeah, these barely meet the definition of "humor". These are incredibly bland, but some of the other novelty answering machine tapes I've found are just actively bad.
"Hello. You have reached the number you dialed. I don't feel like answering my phone, so I'm screening my calls. Leave a message after the beep, and later, if I feel like talking to you, I might call you back." This was mine back in the day. Eliminated telemarketer calls by 100%.
Peak phone technology in 1987.
My son's buddy did the most hilarious recording yet! He sounded like Steve Erwin & did an amazing job playing it off!❤😂😂😂😂
I’m totally using these for my voicemail
Believe it or not George isn't at home!!!
Their were people in the 80s who actually thought this kind of humar was funny. I was there.
Yeah, these barely meet the definition of "humor". These are incredibly bland, but some of the other novelty answering machine tapes I've found are just actively bad.
@CaseyRoberson imagine the clowns who got together and recorded these and said to themselves "this is great!"
Thanks for uploading this
It is brilliant
Even $4.99 is too much.
I remember ads for this
Good grief … some expensive groaners on that cassette.
Holy shit, is that Bill Curtis?
They give away phone messages on Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me.... I think you are on to something!
...i was confussed on the those instructions. Is it just me or were they really over-explained?
Yeah, most of them do beeps instead of the 3, 2, 1, stop mess.
Americans always say 'Butler' when in-fact they usually mean a 'Valet' - A butler is more to do with dining.
With directions!
Hello, Tube Bar? Is Red there?
Maximum cringe.
"Hello. You have reached the number you dialed. I don't feel like answering my phone, so I'm screening my calls. Leave a message after the beep, and later, if I feel like talking to you, I might call you back." This was mine back in the day. Eliminated telemarketer calls by 100%.