Bro weird story, but my cat who died last week was named Sammy (which sounds exactly like zammey) and looked just like your Profile picture and Im hella confused now...wtf
I love how the immortals dont realize an Iron player would NEVER switch to pistol after running out of ammo, they'd literally just stand there recharging and die lmao
As an actual iron (played for a year, iron for a year...), this was so painful to watch T_T Like, we're not that stupid, we have game knowledge, we have some strats, etc... We just suck at aiming and at having appropriate decisions at the appropriate moment We're not dumb, we just suck
@@LOSNA17LL Can confirm as another iron who played for a year and was in this video. Was in a bad mental headspace + playing an agent I dont really play at the time too sooooo my aim was interesting to say the least.
Bro when he said “ do you know what my ult does” yoru pops ult and then everyone acts surprised when he starts walking fast is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
as an iron 3 player, these immos seem to forget that you need to be level 20 to even play ranked, which means you have to have atleast some game knowledge instead of shooting at the floor and asking what gun is good
To be iron is simple, be less confident.... Don't use util unless u see enemy or it's info util... U don't push out as defense....u always try to flank of attack...rush sites and mostly play numbers... Running from a 2v1 gunfight rather than flicking to other person like the sage was doing lmao and much more...when you realise whole rank system is just about confidence, it's easy
@@zammey I am Iron player who just got promoted to bronze this week. The immortals were just trying to act dumb to look like an Iron player. Like when yoru was saying "what is that thing" while grabbing the orb.....Bruh we are not fools we just can't aim.
The sheer contrast of doing little things so well instinctively and then pretending to not know the map. Like they have such low opinions of irons and then do stuff an iron would never do
as a recent bronze I can say they do not comm like that "there behind" is more like "heavy breathing" "heal me sage" and crosshair placement is in the ground
@@ghetoknight7801i’ve seen it happen a few times. Im i3. These guys have no idea of what iron looks like. Its mostly run and gunning, playing feet finder and no util usage
@@dino-effort Tell each one of them that there's only 1 immortal. Although this won't work again if Zammey's doing it. (Unless he has already made one with different people in the last 5 months)
I don't think it's actually a super big giveaway. Even irons will talk more if they know they're part of a video, plus they're garunteed to have mics since they had to talk to zammey beforehand.
@@Miele__ Honestly I forgot by now, but I was the Iron sage lol. We couldn't really tell who was/wasn't immo for the most part since iron is such a large spectrum (we had 0 clue also). We thought it was either kay/o or yoru iirc. (still iron atm but I place from iron (on a bad day) - low silver (on a good day) solo queueing)
the funniest thing about all of this is them accidentially doing good stuff while pretending to be iron, not realizing they would never do half of these things (which obviously is why they are iron)
Lolol that was pure comedy. They were a perfect combination of 'I'm silver/gold" and 'I've never played valorant before" 😂😂 you don't see crosshair placement like that until high silver, but the questions, omy fucking god the questions! It was so fucking hilarious!!! And that tjing where they all bought a bulldog is so unreal, in real low elo everyone just buys their osn thing and hope. Economy nonexistent. 😂 The talk about the judge is also a highlight, like wtf?! Tho real irons wouldnt really care about the orb's noise. And Yoru and his orbs lol, that was dowright unbelieveable. Phoenix almost nailed it though, or at least first, and it was still pretty shake, but the inconsistent and weird moves were hilarious
Glad you enjoyed it! The mix of "mid-Silver mechanics" and "Iron-tier chaos" was exactly what i was aiming for. The Bulldogs, the Judge debate, Yoru's orbs...
i love how they think irons dont know how the game works. usually they just dont know how to aim or flash themselves on accident or use their abilities at the worst times
2:28 That Yoru one way flash would be a clear give away XD Also 5:00 I recently swapped to a glass pad...It works way better for me being smooth with my aiming, control pads I always stuttered, lol.
@@zammey Maybe, I know aiming up at the top edge of a doorway always creates a one way for Yoru flashes... Could have been an unintentional natural thing? XD
How to actually pretend to be Iron 1: - instalock a duelist, don't care about filling roles - run and gun at least half of the time - pick the ares very often, even when you can buy Vandal, say that it's your favorite gun - as Sage, wall entry (to protect your team 💀) - as a Controller, smoke entry disadvantageously - as Phoenix, flash team (but make it look accidental) - as an instalock Reyna, lurk with the spike and then die every round - rotate with spike without saying anything to the team, then die on the other site alone after planting - don't buy anything for anyone, just keep all the credits for yourself - if someone got skin, ask for the skin every single round (only if you're < 20) - as a Skye, detonate the hawk really late when everyone already saw it - when someone flashes, never dodge it - when you are flashed, never try to go back to cover - always pick up orbs even if your ultimate is pretty useless or low points, disregard the strategically important ults of your teammates such as KJ, Viper and Brimstone
I love the idea of 5 people playing ranked together on an alt account and saying "ok, so we're all going to play the way we think irons play and see where the game places us"
get 10 “irons” but there all immos and day theres a hidden immortal between all the “irons” so its just all of the immos trying to act like their iron.
Let me tell yall something when we watch a lot of high rank players we learn y’all’s strategies and why/how yall do them, we also learn comms so people think we are the worst but since we watch yall it makes us better
Amazing video as always. Whenever a notification comes with a new Zammey video, without fail, it is a must watch. Thank you for all the hard work and amazing content, can’t wait to see more 🤗
i think the least believable part about all the "iron" players is how good their comms are bro 😭 like wdym "im dogged! im dogged!" i did NOT hear these comms when i was in iron LOOOL
Same i had one 3 years of use in my Last one but my Mother bought me a New one and i still don't Wash it tbh i did not even know you normally washed it
I love making videos like this with my members, join my channel membership here: ruclips.net/channel/UC9pqaxivc7EibXNojtAIeZgjoin
This is a lie I'm a member and he never invites me. It has nothing to do with the fact I'm EU servers zammey just feels immense hatred toward me
you should make one where everyone is immo but noone knows
YOU CLEAN THE MOUSEPAD??????
i’m
Bro weird story, but my cat who died last week was named Sammy (which sounds exactly like zammey) and looked just like your Profile picture and Im hella confused now...wtf
I love how the immortals dont realize an Iron player would NEVER switch to pistol after running out of ammo, they'd literally just stand there recharging and die lmao
They should've compulsively reloaded more, an iron would probably reload with like 10-15 bullets in the mag
Even the comms
I see this shit even in my silver-gold lobbies so that was very funny
@@kakorotskywalker i reload because im scared 😭 (I'm silver 2)
@@Estebansempai27 That's why u staying silver
Their idea of iron aim is shooting at the ground for 5 seconds and then a perfect one tap 😭
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO
Or one tap someone and then keep on shooting for 5 seconds
As an actual iron (played for a year, iron for a year...), this was so painful to watch T_T
Like, we're not that stupid, we have game knowledge, we have some strats, etc... We just suck at aiming and at having appropriate decisions at the appropriate moment
We're not dumb, we just suck
Nah yall are pretty dumb lmao
@@LOSNA17LL Can confirm as another iron who played for a year and was in this video. Was in a bad mental headspace + playing an agent I dont really play at the time too sooooo my aim was interesting to say the least.
Bro when he said “ do you know what my ult does” yoru pops ult and then everyone acts surprised when he starts walking fast is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
IKR, I was losing my mind editing this video it was so funny
they’re so good they don’t know how to fake being bad 💀
ikr 💀
It is so hard playing with low elo friends yall arent anywhere near the same level its hard to have fun
as an iron 3 player, these immos seem to forget that you need to be level 20 to even play ranked, which means you have to have atleast some game knowledge instead of shooting at the floor and asking what gun is good
Same with the ultimate orbs 😂
You'd be surprised how many people I've met who are lvl 70-80+ and still lost asf on a lot.
or them having no clue what an ult is lmao 😭😭 it's so insulting but also funny af
7:00 @@clearer1152
You can get to level 20 with DMs and TDMs so that can still be true 🤣
An actual iron would realise them being impostors just because of the crosshair placement
And they also don't run-and-gun near enough to be iron
I don't know what iron you guys be getting but my iron people are def hard stuck or smurfs
To be iron is simple, be less confident.... Don't use util unless u see enemy or it's info util... U don't push out as defense....u always try to flank of attack...rush sites and mostly play numbers... Running from a 2v1 gunfight rather than flicking to other person like the sage was doing lmao and much more...when you realise whole rank system is just about confidence, it's easy
well if an iron doesn't have good crosshair placement, they probably don't know what good crosshair placement looks like.
@@zammey I am Iron player who just got promoted to bronze this week. The immortals were just trying to act dumb to look like an Iron player. Like when yoru was saying "what is that thing" while grabbing the orb.....Bruh we are not fools we just can't aim.
1:56 i love how the first thing they do is dodge omen blind and triple swing with perfect spacing. need sometime to warmup the throw strats lmao
I was leik "bro irons dont even know that's dodgeable" lmao
yea, muscle memory
watching them throw and sabotage each other to pretend to be iron is so funny
ikr T-T
I realised it when i read your comment
This is pretty much the same as 4 gay and 1 straight but the twist is they are all straight🫠
that's a crazy comparison
😶blink blink 😶
🤨
respect to zammey for staying true to the original and making sure we were all straight beforehand.
I wanna watch this, has to be the funniest shit of all time. Sauce
The sheer contrast of doing little things so well instinctively and then pretending to not know the map. Like they have such low opinions of irons and then do stuff an iron would never do
10:03 the way he snaps onto the eye and then tries to play it off
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
That was the best tell tbh
omg the cherry on top would've been just saying "impostor reveal yourself" and watching them fight
YES!
you should do 5 irons vs 5 irons but they’re all immortal, and they don’t know
I would watch this 😂
yesss!
They'd know by the end of first round that the enemy is acting like them too
A real iron doesn’t use their secondary weapon for a quick switch
TRUE
Ong, that's how I would have noticed the were immortal
as a recent bronze I can say they do not comm like that "there behind" is more like "heavy breathing" "heal me sage" and crosshair placement is in the ground
yeah but you play in a normal game and they are in a video so i think they would communicate more
as a recent bronze a good iron game can have these comms, it is very rare
@@ghetoknight7801i’ve seen it happen a few times. Im i3. These guys have no idea of what iron looks like. Its mostly run and gunning, playing feet finder and no util usage
the subway surfers slowly appearing lmao 0:54
Brooo I didn’t realise even
The subway surfers actually got me, I didn't even realize I was watching it until it went away 😢
that's funny
Lmaooo same, I didn’t even realize I was watching it until I got a realization.
Me too we’re cooked
We all are so cook fr
wait there was subway surfers?
5:20 bro told him to drop the knife I'm dead bro 😭😭😭
Now do the exact opposite, invite 5 irons and tell each that there is a secret immo among them, so they have to find one which doesn't exist
9 immortals acting like iron and 1 actual iron, then no comms
Task is to find out who the real iron is 🥶
what incentive would they have to act like irons?
@@dino-effort Tell each one of them that there's only 1 immortal. Although this won't work again if Zammey's doing it. (Unless he has already made one with different people in the last 5 months)
@GeezSus that doesn't make sense because if there's only 1 iron then why is everyone else acting like an iron and why do you have to guess the iron
@@dino-effort I just told you, all of them think there's only 1 immortal.
The dead giveaway is the coms, I have never been in an Iron lobby that talked this much
I don't think it's actually a super big giveaway. Even irons will talk more if they know they're part of a video, plus they're garunteed to have mics since they had to talk to zammey beforehand.
It's cause it's a video lmao no comp game will have this
i mean if they know its for a video the irons would talk also
Yeah you guys haven’t watched other iron videos but those guys get shy and also aren’t comfortable playing while speaking
This was acctually one of the only enjoyable Valorant videos i ve ever watched
thanks :3
I (Phoenix) was looking good out there
nice job pheonix
Were you playing with inverted mouse? pretty smart ngl
yea I for sure thought you played it the best
@@Miele__ Honestly I forgot by now, but I was the Iron sage lol. We couldn't really tell who was/wasn't immo for the most part since iron is such a large spectrum (we had 0 clue also). We thought it was either kay/o or yoru iirc. (still iron atm but I place from iron (on a bad day) - low silver (on a good day) solo queueing)
that sage is so good with that run and gun its pissing me off💀💀
Bro must be a neon main
the funniest thing about all of this is them accidentially doing good stuff while pretending to be iron, not realizing they would never do half of these things (which obviously is why they are iron)
That sage is the worse fake ever oml an iron would NEVER make decisions that fast, switch to gun when out of bullet and perfectly hit everything
Phoenix understood the assignment. I was straight cackling whenever I saw his iron gameplay.
How to be an Iron from experience:
1. Double your sens
2. Cap you fps to 15
3. Always aim at the toes
4. Never use your secondary gun
5. W key
Plus no comms
15 fps is too much, make it 5
Nah let's make it more unplayable 2 fps
Lolol that was pure comedy. They were a perfect combination of 'I'm silver/gold" and 'I've never played valorant before" 😂😂 you don't see crosshair placement like that until high silver, but the questions, omy fucking god the questions! It was so fucking hilarious!!! And that tjing where they all bought a bulldog is so unreal, in real low elo everyone just buys their osn thing and hope. Economy nonexistent. 😂 The talk about the judge is also a highlight, like wtf?! Tho real irons wouldnt really care about the orb's noise. And Yoru and his orbs lol, that was dowright unbelieveable. Phoenix almost nailed it though, or at least first, and it was still pretty shake, but the inconsistent and weird moves were hilarious
Glad you enjoyed it! The mix of "mid-Silver mechanics" and "Iron-tier chaos" was exactly what i was aiming for. The Bulldogs, the Judge debate, Yoru's orbs...
i love how they think irons dont know how the game works. usually they just dont know how to aim or flash themselves on accident or use their abilities at the worst times
6:35 Sage dead giveaway 🤣🤣 not only picking up all those kills off natural instinct, the insta rez 😭😭
You're the most unique creeator keeping it new every time in valorant. Love the videos
Thank you! I try my best to make the videos unique :3
4:24 this is NOT a safe product for gamers with anger issues.
it’s actually pretty sturdy. don’t try to break it ofc but I’ve slammed mine a few times and it’s perfectly fine.
2:28 That Yoru one way flash would be a clear give away XD
Also 5:00 I recently swapped to a glass pad...It works way better for me being smooth with my aiming, control pads I always stuttered, lol.
for the yoru flash, honestly, i think he did that on accident...
@@zammey Maybe, I know aiming up at the top edge of a doorway always creates a one way for Yoru flashes... Could have been an unintentional natural thing? XD
He even faced his back at the wall when tp no iron would even think of that😂
I can feel the brutal editing of 5 different ppl's gameplay... 💀 damn cool stuff
1:07 aint no way bro gott sub way surfers 💀💀
It was needed ngl
1:26 this is crazy with the subway surfers
I was looking for someone to bring it up 😭
3:48 the gekko toughts he was an immortal undercover
And iron will not talk to each other except they are bored
No doubt , this is one of best valorant content that I heartily enjoyed ❤❤❤...and I watch every type of valorant content. This one's the best 😂
A year ago I couldn't get out of iron and maybe three or four times I came across people who are pretending to be immortals now xD
Proof that most immortals don’t know what it’s like to be iron 💀
12:07 “ Phoenix use your balls”💀💀😭
10:00 That yoru really knew he screwed up the moment he instantly flicked into reynas orb and had to keep spraying
Amazing video man I love seeing them do things so uncharacteristically iron both in how bad and how good they do things lmfao
THE SUBWAY SURFER DURING THE CHECK IN 😭 DIABOLICAL BUT IT HELPED
>:3
this probably took so many time and effort bro amazing video! subscribed, loved it so much
glad you enjoyed it :3
that instant res from sage was the most sus thing, not the kills
"What do we buy now?"
"ANOTHER BULLDOG!" Lmao please wasting money and shi 🤣🤣
7:03 actually got me laughing
I’m glad you find the video funny :3
i still think they're all iron, that harbor definitely. nice try Zamboy you won't fool me twice
I love the evil laugh and then he does that laugh 😂 9:35
9:42 the walugi noise killed me
How to actually pretend to be Iron 1:
- instalock a duelist, don't care about filling roles
- run and gun at least half of the time
- pick the ares very often, even when you can buy Vandal, say that it's your favorite gun
- as Sage, wall entry (to protect your team 💀)
- as a Controller, smoke entry disadvantageously
- as Phoenix, flash team (but make it look accidental)
- as an instalock Reyna, lurk with the spike and then die every round
- rotate with spike without saying anything to the team, then die on the other site alone after planting
- don't buy anything for anyone, just keep all the credits for yourself
- if someone got skin, ask for the skin every single round (only if you're < 20)
- as a Skye, detonate the hawk really late when everyone already saw it
- when someone flashes, never dodge it
- when you are flashed, never try to go back to cover
- always pick up orbs even if your ultimate is pretty useless or low points, disregard the strategically important ults of your teammates such as KJ, Viper and Brimstone
iron lobbies would have no comms... Only unrealistic part of the video
the real irons on the other team were talking plenty because i picked out ones who had mics and said they would talk
@@zammey can confirm
That's gold, not iron. Trust me, Irons have a fair amount of comms
Nope, iron lobbies yap a lot. It's aight cuz they're also really funny
The Subway Surfers gameplay slowly sliding into view during the pre-game interview lmfao
"I got the kill can I get the cool skin" was peak cinema 😂
I love the idea of 5 people playing ranked together on an alt account and saying "ok, so we're all going to play the way we think irons play and see where the game places us"
9:35 God level tier evil laugh
WAAAAAHHH
love the contents bro I hope you'll upload more, btw thanks for adding that subway surfer clip (I do have problems in my attention span lmao)
glad you liked it :3
“Oh i cant buy a gun”
I nEeD A dRoP
biggest mistake they made, telling the team how much they hit the enemies
After the intro I was about to comment my idea then it was just the video 😂 great video
get 10 “irons” but there all immos and day theres a hidden immortal between all the “irons” so its just all of the immos trying to act like their iron.
Not the subway surfers during the interview man 💀
The subway surfers brainrot gameplay cracked me up so baaaaadddd lmaooooo
no seriously watching them all try to figure out how to be “iron” was the best. awesome video LMAO
Let me tell yall something when we watch a lot of high rank players we learn y’all’s strategies and why/how yall do them, we also learn comms so people think we are the worst but since we watch yall it makes us better
as an ascendant, i can relate to being team flashed every 5 seconds
Amazing video as always. Whenever a notification comes with a new Zammey video, without fail, it is a must watch. Thank you for all the hard work and amazing content, can’t wait to see more 🤗
Thank you very much! I'm really glad people can enjoy the silly stuff I make :3
That phoenix win the oscar 😂, 100% new in this game 😂😂😂😂😂
“i have a tv show idea” ahh video
love the video btw
5:15 "i have a cool knife on THIS account" no shot they didnt question that
missed an opportunity to do this with both teams lol
9:42 the cut off had me rolling 😭
i think the least believable part about all the "iron" players is how good their comms are bro 😭 like wdym "im dogged! im dogged!" i did NOT hear these comms when i was in iron LOOOL
THE FACT THAT THE SUBWAY VID ACTUALLY HAD ME STAY AND WATCH THE CONVO IT S UNREAL
No iron has ever switched to their secondary in the history of valorant
LMAO true
This is like adults trying to remember what kids know to try to hang out with them
The subway surfer thing actually killed me 😭
bros mouse pointer is fire 1:33
14:06
This clip kinda reminds me of the guy trying to drink a soda without burping clip lmfao
then he runs into the garage
the biggest flaw is that they are not starting to insult eachother. That's definitly a sign for them being immortal
this is the funniest video yet😭
This acc the only Val video that got me laughing so hard😂
ur video concepts are so good
Thanks! I spend most of my time working on the ideas
Imagine this was a ruse just to have a whole immortal team just handicap themselves
"If" I were immortal, I'd just increase my dpi, unbind shift and start spraying the hell outta every gun
thank you for subway surfers, 10/10 kept my attn and i subbed 1:01
this is genuinly the funniest shit ive seen in a while
How this guy still making such good val content.
This was such a hard watch but also really funny and interesting.
bro i cant get over the subway survers at the beginning i swear to good i watch to much reddit post yt shorts
that evil laugh and omen tp timing was 😂
"i can't buy a gun..."
"hmm"
"can i have a drop-" HELP ITS SO FUNYY
this was the best 16 minutes and 23 seconds of my entire life
4:22 this is why i just never clean my mousepad! 6 months and still going strong!
D:
Same i had one 3 years of use in my Last one but my Mother bought me a New one and i still don't Wash it tbh i did not even know you normally washed it
the idea is so damn creative man !great vid
Flashing eachother on purpose is so funny
You should have hide one radiant on iron side too would have made game more intresting