UFC 304 FULL CARD PICKS

Hello friends! UFC 304 is upon us and I will be giving my picks for every fight taking place on Saturday during the event. I think we’re in for a good card, with a healthy mix of decisions, finishes, and a little mids sprinkled somewhere in there as well. There are some fighters making their return to the cage that I am particularly interested in, one of whom is Modestas Bukauskas. I did go a teensy weensy bit wild, but ai have a good feeling. Below is, of course, my extremely surface-level write up of my picks. As always, much love, big kiss
*= my pick
Shaunna Bannon* vs Alice Ardelean
mid off
Mick Parkin* vs Łukasz Brezki
Mick is an actually decent technical HW that shows improvements in his fights
Sam Patterson* vs Kiefer Crosbie
Sam is better than Crosbie but I will never fully trust his chin
Muhammad Mokaev vs Manel Kape*
Despite a flawless record, Mokaev has shown us he is far from invincible, and while Manel hasn’t faced a wrestler like himself, Mokaev has not faced a striker like Kape either
Oban Elliot vs Preston Parsons*
Parsons is better than people give him credit for, and I personally think there is a decent skill gap between the two
Modestas Bukauskas* vs Marcin Prachnio
After some time off, I’m hoping to see a new and improved version of the Baltic Gladiator
Caolán Loughran vs Jake Hadley*
might end up being a meme pick but idc. I like Hadley in this matchup except for the overall physical size maybe
Molly McCann* vs Bruna Brasil
A better mid off
Nathaniel Wood* vs Daniel Pineda
Wood has had a turbulent career that doesn’t tell his whole story as a fighter
Arnold Allen* vs Giga Chikadze
no more Giga psyop
Christian Leroy Duncan vs Gregory Rodrigues*
spooky hours but I think Robocop can stand with him and possibly find a submission
King Green AKA Bobby Green vs Paddy Pimblett*
im getting ptsd from grant dawson
Tom Aspinall* vs Curtis Blaydes 2
Both guys have more than a punchers chance, but I’m going to go with the quickness and agility of Tom
Leon “Rocky” Edwards* vs Belal “Remember the Name” Muhammad
I do think Leon will surprise people with lethal striking come saturday

[@notnicecole]

0:18 Shauna Bannon vs Alice Ardelean
1:44 Mick Parkin vs Łukasz Brzeski
2:54 Sam Patterson vs Kiefer Crosbie
4:40 Muhammad Mokaev vs Manel Kape
6:46 Oban Elliot vs Preston Parsons
8:46 Modestas Bukauskas vs Marcin Prachnio
11:04 Caolán Loughran vs Jake Hadley
13:18 Molly McCan vs Bruna Brasil
15:42 Nathaniel Wood vs Daniel Pineda
17:10 Arnold Allen vs Giga Chikadze
17:56 Christian Leroy Duncan vs Gregory Rodrigues
19:10 Bobby Green AKA King Green vs Paddy Pimblett
21:53 Tom Aspinall vs Curtis Blaydes 2
24:49 Leon “Rocky” Edwards vs Belal “Remember the Name” Muhammad
28:00 recap + round & method of victory
34:34 closing thoughts + outro

[@eltigremanda]

Remember the name

[@notnicecole]

Belal eating the roid chickens like canelo

[@TheDanrat]

28:25 Please finish the sentence. The boys want to know 😂

[@notnicecole]

Someone’s gonna try to do me like Trump