Mr Eggman,now its your turn to give your speech Eggman: *I M G O N N A M A K E A N A N N O U N C E M E N T,S H A D O W T H E H E D G E H O G I S B I C H A S M O T H E R F U K E R*
for chorus finals this year, we had to record ourselves singing the national anthem so it would be played at the seniors virtual graduation. i must've taken like 70 tries because i couldn't stop thinking about this and laughing
EakiTurtle Thank you, I’m honored you appreciate the unholy blursed-ness of that comment lmao. Side note: I also have memorized the entire meme as I have no life lol
This needs to stop getting views, this is more popular than my ACTUAL content smh. Edit: I swear to God if this reaches 1 million views I will be very annoyed Edit (July 4, 2021): Happy July 4th!
I've come to make an announcement, Japan is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking harbor, that's right, he took his missile rocket and he pissed on my fucking harbor, and he said his rocket was this big, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my telegram: Japan, you got a weak army, it's the size of this missile, except way smaller, and guess what, here what's my missile looks like. That's right baby, tall points, no harbor shooting, it looks like a bomb but much bigger. He fucked my harbor, so I'm going to fuck the islands. This is what you get, my super explosive bomb! Except I'm not bombing the islands, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON HIROSHIMA! How do you like that, Hirohito? I pissed on Hiroshima, you idiot! You got roughly 23 hours to surrender, now get out of my sight before I nuke you again.
HOW CAN THIS CONTINUALLY BE FUNNY IN DIFFERENT FORMATS?! I LOVE IT Edit: jfc I think this might be my most liked comment ever. I'm still seeking out these Announcement remixes and vocoded things. Also I can quote this thing word-for-word, so yeah.
@@SharlyTV not even NASA, unironically Buzz Aldrin. Apparently he peed immediately after stepping out onto the moon himself, and is known to be proud of being the first guy to do so on the moon
You shouldn't be surprised, Every American (Even Me) Have been waiting for something like this to happen. You should be proud of this moment and laugh like the rest of us
If anyone bothered to try and use the subtitles (On Auto-translate, obviously), the subtitles either identify it as [music] or it's just the word "and". Incredible.
Okay so I love things vocoded to the USA national anthem and as I'm listening to this my brain is reacting like "Hey these aren't the right lyrics!" cuz I'm used to hearing "Get out of my car now"
0% twerking 0% smoking 100% cussing 100% talent THIS DESERVES A GRAMMY AWARD edit: holy I didn’t know my comment got so many likes, thank you everyone.
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A politician who's not afraid to speak the truth. You have my vote.
he has everyone's vote-
@@Creations_by_Creator he truly does
No point in voting, no one has the balls to run against him. He wins by default
Agreed
Long live the Eggman Empire
If I Become president, I’m changing the national anthem to this.
You have my vote
Oh god yes!
Fucking legend...
I have seen enough, take my vote
You totally have my vote
You got my vote no question
Eggman, the Teddy Roosevelt in you is showing
Lol hello Zyphon
indeed
"I finally found you.. TEDDY ROOSEVELT"
-the sly Cooper fan dub.
I just realized, after eggman talks about his dong, his nose is blurred
Huh!, Where?
The way it cracks on “two balls and a bong” makes me lose it EVERY TIME
It's fucking beautiful
tWo balls aND a bONGGGG❗️
𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 "MY
*SUPER*
_LASER_
*_ℙ𝕀𝕊𝕊_* "
two balls and a BOoHng
“It looks like two balls and a bong!”
* DEAD SILENCE *
* song continues like nothing happened *
0:40
The reactions of Sonic and Shadow fit PERFECTLY with rhis
*Please remain standing for a moment of silence.*
@@CoolManGeorge735 stop being an asshole
@@CoolManGeorge735 *That Is Not Very Cash Money Of You*
Eggman gives his presidential debate speech.
i'd vote him
#EggmanForPresident
@@DetectiveNyx Same
Finally, a political opinion I can get behind!
Mr Eggman,now its your turn to give your speech
Eggman: *I M G O N N A M A K E A N A N N O U N C E M E N T,S H A D O W T H E H E D G E H O G I S B I C H A S M O T H E R F U K E R*
for chorus finals this year, we had to record ourselves singing the national anthem so it would be played at the seniors virtual graduation. i must've taken like 70 tries because i couldn't stop thinking about this and laughing
"70 tries"
Wow WTF, for each attempt spawned each of eggman's alternate account
You live in a country where you have to sing the national anthem at graduation. Wow.
@@randomtheorist251 we do?
@@randomtheorist251 bro its not that deep lmao. some cultures have a bigger emphasis on patriotism than others.
@@SissypheanCatboy Indoctrination you mean.
-Speaks the truth
-Has probably millions of robots
-Funny as hell
Eggman has my vote.
Agreed
YEAH! DR. IVO ROBOTNIK FOR PRESIDENT! ✊️🇺🇲
Str8 fax
@@Mr.Needle-Hamster Dr. Ivo Robotnik for Prime Minister of the U.K. as well
Bruh as long as he doesnt sniff little girls he has my vote
Please rise for the Sonic Fanbase National Anthem.
"Don't want to show off, don't criticize!"
YES!
Lol
Wdym "fan base" this *is* the national anthem
This National Anthem always brings a tear too my eyes.
*Sniff* keep Pissing Eggman keep Pissing
This is strangely patriotic, and I'm not even American.
Patriotism doesn’t just exist in the United States, it it can exist in other countries as well, like the UK.
This song sounds better than the actual Anthem to be honest
@@redfoxwarrior9330 go to Idaho. A lot of people surprisingly are.
Pissing on the moon truly isa wery patriotic act.
That is the power of the Star Spangled Banner.
The "All points, no quills, no pillows. Or looks like two balls and a bong." part fit way too well.
0:40 The silence after he said that was priceless
0:36 to 0:42 is too perfect
🎶 look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong music 🎼
0:20 to 0:29 as well
I like how the music cuts out at 0:32
I'd say it's perfect till like :59
0:00 to 1:23 is the best part.
Someone: insults America
Americans:
Korb Borb The Dream Star I speak America and I can confirm that this is what happens when you insult George Washington
@@myra1222 I'm an American also so this is how we react when someone does a joke on 9/11
Me irl
As an American, I can confirm this is true
Americans:......thats true
0:35 they censored his nose I’m crying
I want an actual choir to sing the national anthem with the Eggman’s Announcement lyrics
*I'm pretty sure George Washington sung this to King George III before the U.S declared independence.*
Yep. Then America went to the moon and pissed on the moon.
@@helvarstark4282 LMAO I LOVE THIS AND HATE THIS AT THE SAME TIME
EakiTurtle
Thank you, I’m honored you appreciate the unholy blursed-ness of that comment lmao.
Side note: I also have memorized the entire meme as I have no life lol
@@helvarstark4282 Oh my god *THANK YOU.*
@@helvarstark4282 Memorized the whole meme? I respect that.
How do you like that, Obama
I pissed on the moon you IDIOT
you have 23 hours before the piss atropolis hits the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too
*droplets
** drrooopppletts
*** Duuurrroooplettss
I'm telling you guys, Dr Eggman is one hardcore patriot
“IM P!Ss!NG ON THE M O O N”
“What do you mean ‘these aren’t the lyrics to the national anthem?’”
They are for the Sonic Fanbase.
ⒹⓄ ⓎⓄⓊ ⓀⓃⓄⓌ ⓌⒽⓄ ⓎⓄⓊ'ⓇⒺ ⒹⒺⒶⓁⒾⓃⒼ ⓌⒾⓉⒽ?!
* blows up Australia *
(thumbs up if you know that ancient meme)
666 likes.
Imagine playing it at New Years.
1000 like, also wdym these are very much the national anthem lyrics
May we all rise for EggmanLand’s national anthem
No that's his announcement but Russia's anthem.
Unfortunately, You are both incorrect...
This is the National "I pissed on the moon" Anthem.
@@Koryu87 ur right
*_"MAKE EGGMANLAND GREAT AGAIN"_*
Eggland
The fact the all points, no quills, no pillows lines up with the change in notes is golden
“Two balls and a bong” is such an underrated line.
when 0:51
i felt that
Why does it work?
L A S E R P I S S
laser *_P I S S_*
my SUPER L A S E R *P I S S*
What? Were you on the moon during that time?
*_As an American, I wish this would play instead of the original anthem_*
As an American, same.
Same
As an American same it's just so boring we need to be to inspire people to not die of obesity
Or maybe just something that doesn't make me want to end myself
Agreed
This needs to stop getting views, this is more popular than my ACTUAL content smh.
Edit: I swear to God if this reaches 1 million views I will be very annoyed
Edit (July 4, 2021): Happy July 4th!
Never m8 it's beautiful
idk what to say bro,but i guess this is the new star spangled banner
I know how you feel
I don't know what happened but the youtube algorithm apparently likes the moon being pissed on but also USA USA USA
no
The “THIS BIG” got me so hard😭😭
Well then-
It's sad that this is what my humour has come to lmao
Mari *your acting like thats a problem*
Yo! Does Sonic56 ring a bell, Mari?
Why this is very funny.
Better than Tik Tok, that's for sure
What do you mean?This is the defintion of art.
US: We don’t want to be a part of World War 2
Japan: **bombs Pearl Harbor**
US:
MarioYoshi 4723 Yes
I've come to make an announcement, Japan is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking harbor, that's right, he took his missile rocket and he pissed on my fucking harbor, and he said his rocket was this big, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my telegram: Japan, you got a weak army, it's the size of this missile, except way smaller, and guess what, here what's my missile looks like. That's right baby, tall points, no harbor shooting, it looks like a bomb but much bigger. He fucked my harbor, so I'm going to fuck the islands. This is what you get, my super explosive bomb! Except I'm not bombing the islands, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON HIROSHIMA! How do you like that, Hirohito? I pissed on Hiroshima, you idiot! You got roughly 23 hours to surrender, now get out of my sight before I nuke you again.
@@IsaacCapelli I BOW TO YOU
Никита Аргунов they didn’t surrender -_-
@@holyhot-chocolate And that's why he made good on his promise to do it again.
This syncs way more than it has any right to LMAO
0:40 this part absolutely obliterated me
*stands up for the National Anthem and cries*
*this is so beautiful.*
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@@sobrienaasc6274 b ru h
@@sobrienaasc6274 bruh Rick rolling is pretty unfunny now
0:32)
*explodes in freedom*
ruclips.net/video/j5a0jTc9S10/видео.html .
@@sobrienaasc6274 it's rick roll isn't it.
It honestly amazes me how the pauses in the audio doesn’t cause any weird-sounding breaks in the music
🇺🇸this has to be one of the most strangest patriotic things I’ve heard🇺🇸
No one's talking about how eggman's nose is censored at 0:37
that's because nobody needs to
I was wondering why TF it looked funny, it didn't click lol
The fact this syncs up so well is truly...
*PATRIOTIC*
69 XD
Except at end
Is no one gonna mention the fact that at 0:01 through 0:15, it's just perfectly synced, just so...muah. Perfect.
also the SUPER LASER PISS part
Funny Valentine theme confirmed
Thanos: I.....am inevitable
America: we are....... Americans
Well, the Captain was there.
Indeed
I'M LEGIT CRYING THIS IS A TRUE MASTERPIECE OF THE CENTURY
This couldn't have been recommended at a better time
0:39 lines up perfectly imo
HOW CAN THIS CONTINUALLY BE FUNNY IN DIFFERENT FORMATS?! I LOVE IT
Edit: jfc I think this might be my most liked comment ever. I'm still seeking out these Announcement remixes and vocoded things. Also I can quote this thing word-for-word, so yeah.
Its the raw emotion in his voice
Space race in a nutshell:
US "He Pissed on my orbit, but i'm not going to piss on the orbit, I'm going to go higher, I'm gonna piss on the moon!"
"HOW DO YA LIKE THAT KHRUSHCHEV?!" -nasa, probably
@@SharlyTV not even NASA, unironically Buzz Aldrin. Apparently he peed immediately after stepping out onto the moon himself, and is known to be proud of being the first guy to do so on the moon
@@macaronsncheese9835 huh. He's not wrong, that's a big accomplishment.
@@macaronsncheese9835 for real? damn that's pretty epic actually, to be the first man to piss on the moon lmao
A work of art like this belongs in a museum
Why does this actually sound really good?
All rise for the Gamer National Anthem
How did this get so popular? I'm genuinely shocked.
You shouldn't be surprised, Every American (Even Me) Have been waiting for something like this to happen.
You should be proud of this moment and laugh like the rest of us
If there was a way to give a standing ovation on RUclips I would've lol
Very funneh boi
I'm not surprised
Cause this is epic content.
0:17 The "Th15 ß|G..." is perfect! 😂
If anyone bothered to try and use the subtitles (On Auto-translate, obviously), the subtitles either identify it as [music] or it's just the word "and".
Incredible.
The Enclave talking about the Brotherhood of Steel:
Hell yeah
Liberty Prime didn't deserve this
🤣
I’ve come to make an announcement: Elder Maxons a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fuckin wife!
I’ll stand for this and I’m not even American.
Same mate
I know who I’m voting for! #Eggman4President
What makes this so perfect is the each section of Eggman’s breakdown lines up with each verse of the anthem
It fantastic!!!! Lmao
Okay so I love things vocoded to the USA national anthem and as I'm listening to this my brain is reacting like "Hey these aren't the right lyrics!" cuz I'm used to hearing "Get out of my car now"
Someone else knows the struggle XD
"We choose to piss on the moon, not because it's easy, but because it's hard." ~JFK
STOP-😂
This is now the national anthem. Don't argue with me. I watched this on the 4th of July
Secret ending: Tails secretly watched it without them knowing
0% twerking
0% smoking
100% cussing
100% talent
THIS DESERVES A GRAMMY AWARD
edit: holy I didn’t know my comment got so many likes, thank you everyone.
100% Pissing on the Moon
100% point
0% quills
0% pillows
@@nickoftime7232 100% Dong
IKR
@@AusterLiteax 100% pissing on the moon
Eggman Talks About How Shadow Is The Worst While He Sings The Star Spangled Banner
I just broke because how it through 80% of it all it just lined up perfectly with the rhythm of the song
Ah finally someone who represents the true America
Johnny Joestar: *Ruins his plans*
Funny Valentine and his 70 alternative accounts:
Theres always a jojoke
Yeah, Valentine would say that
No mater how deep every corner has a jojoke
Nobody:
RUclips recommendations:
This video
This joke:
Isn't funny:
pls stop
Okay, I know the joke wasn't all that good, but calm down dude. pls
@@404TVfr 122 people liked the comment so it must be funny, mr laser piss
@@1saturday847 Or the majority of normies like yourself infest comment sections. Logic dictates that as the case. So, there.
@@404TVfr imagine unironically using the term normies lmao
0:24 that’s what you get Shadow!
"Obama is a strong figure to the- America, I would never say such a thing!"
Its so beautiful, my faith in the US has been restored
Listen to the USSR one and rejoin the union comrade.
Do Russian anthem please
Yes, Do it
Yes, comrade.
@@obitwokenobi9808 It's coming today
@@DalekWho1963 He did it
We will not take this commie in this comment section
* chanting *- commie
-Commie
-COMMIE
Catch me playing this during fourth of July
Edit: It’s the fourth rn and i’ve never felt more patriotic
No points, no quills, no pillows followed the chord progression perfectly
Blurring out Eggmans nose and the Space Colony cannon is my favorite running gag with everyone who ever animates this scene
I'm literally standing with my hand over my heart to this.
Yesterday was my choir performance for veterans day but I feel like this is what we shoulda sung
I want an actual singer to make a cover of this with all of the over-dramatic flare you expect to find at a large event
0:31 was priceless! 😂👌
0:57 Neil Armstrong, 1969
Recorded footage of Armstrong calling a random 8 year old an idiot
THE MOON PART HAD ME DYING-
If they play this at a football game I'm gonna laugh my butt off!😂
I'm proud to be American right now
obama's a strong figure to the america--i would never say such a thing! no way!
“And the rocket’s red glare...”
I’m pretty sure Eggman changed this to the national anthem in Sonic Forces when he ruled the Earth
He's speaking the language of gods.
Sonics friends include the United states president, so his hate for Obama is justified
At the end of this video was wheezing so hard. Why does it blends so well, it's so damn funny!
1:02 is just perfect
HOw Do YoU LikE ThaT ObaMA? i PiSSeD on The Fu**inG MooN YoU IdioT!
0:31
*Explodes in American
TF2 Soldier be like
With the cow mangler
SUPER LASER PISS
He was a good soldier..
Count Umbra definitely the best
All of this is pretty much on point and that’s what I’m most proud of!
The most beautiful speech for America 😔
ruclips.net/video/KIVxcarCkBs/видео.html PART TWO
Yes
I'm also here, in this pinned comment.
Dalek Who Lol, how did you even do this?
You absolute madman
I hate you daleks. Everytime I destroy you you always come back!
Why does 0:34 match up so perfectly with the song
When you’re losing to rice farmers so you play the Long Con with agent orange
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT 0:32 BECAUSE IT LITERALLY WENT “pffFFFFFF” ON THAT AND ITS SO FUNNY
its almost 3 am and im trying so hard not to laugh at this out loud help
Oh my God me too 😆😆😆😭😭😭
This... is the best thing I’ve ever heard.
I kinda love Sonic and Shadow just chilling watching this absolute acid trip
If you listen close enough you can hear the original thing still there