Pound Master 5000 - Lust For Darkness

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 224

  • @AngoryTom
    @AngoryTom  6 лет назад +482

    All aboard the Demonetisation train - CHOO CHOO

  • @JohnnyNatrium
    @JohnnyNatrium 6 лет назад +73

    I knew this is basically what 3D modellers get up to in their spare time. One of them just thought he'd make a game out of his drildo and tongue-mill models.

  • @Heiach
    @Heiach 6 лет назад +357

    Wow that fake "end of video" edit really got me! Nice!

    • @Falcons8455
      @Falcons8455 6 лет назад +9

      lol i got really sad. i was that 20 mins went way too fast!

    • @Heiach
      @Heiach 6 лет назад +2

      Haha yeah me too!

    • @Charlielx
      @Charlielx 6 лет назад +2

      I literally closed the tab, then realized as I clicked it that the progress bar was only half way through

    • @Heiach
      @Heiach 6 лет назад

      I was *so* close to do that too!

    • @user-me7hx8zf9y
      @user-me7hx8zf9y 4 года назад +1

      nice try josh.

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner 6 лет назад +383

    In under 3 mins, we've got: Instant demonetization, sexy conversation, Josh worries in the edit, Simon makes a comparison, & Tom's favourite colour is purple. With all those boxes already checked, you know the next 25 mins with Tantalizing Tom and Sultry Simon are gonna be pure Angory gold.

    • @lotoreo
      @lotoreo 6 лет назад +6

      Add to that the mention of stalagmites/stalactites. This is a legendary episode.

    • @fudderpud
      @fudderpud 6 лет назад +1

      Your comments are always 👌🏻

    • @PierceArner
      @PierceArner 6 лет назад

      Many thanks, Sam Ben! May you have a most excellent weekend!

  • @Naill47
    @Naill47 6 лет назад +95

    I have to say that the Harvey sends his regards joke is really growing on me.. it gets funnier every time

    • @SoapyJed
      @SoapyJed 6 лет назад

      Michal Masopust what's it from?

    • @AfonsodelCB
      @AfonsodelCB 6 лет назад +4

      a way out

    • @aaron_905
      @aaron_905 6 лет назад +3

      Michal Masopust I wish they had a T-shirt design with both of them saying it in a Pulp Fiction style

  • @ourguild8053
    @ourguild8053 6 лет назад +25

    Not going to lie. Once she got caught I started to get really uncomfortable.
    Also there is no way that this video will NOT get demonitized.

  • @LY-ns4ov
    @LY-ns4ov 6 лет назад +176

    At 10:00 I so nearly left the video 😂

    • @dracoinsanity
      @dracoinsanity 6 лет назад +7

      haha Yeah me too. The "other videos to watch" screen almost got me. It was a nice touch. :D

    • @MrDarkNewt
      @MrDarkNewt 6 лет назад +1

      I left and had to cum back

    • @PTNLemay
      @PTNLemay 6 лет назад +1

      The fact that it's perfectly at 10 minutes makes it feel even more like... just another one of those RUclips videos.

  • @LoicReviews
    @LoicReviews 6 лет назад +43

    Ohh so that's the game they were recording while I was in the office lol

  • @TheSkootenbeeten
    @TheSkootenbeeten 6 лет назад +15

    13:23 a perfect glimpse into how Simon and Tomask would react if someone walked in on them whilst they were having... eh hum...a 'bit of me time'!

  • @Breax14
    @Breax14 6 лет назад +108

    Sad that you guys didnt upload this to pornhub like you mentioned on Chilluminati.

  • @nobodyshekatonchires
    @nobodyshekatonchires 6 лет назад +25

    Tom needs a giant bottle top for his mini bottle tops

  • @ulexite
    @ulexite 6 лет назад +5

    it just makes me really happy to see simon looking well/healthy and all groomed, he is so lovely i just wish i could look after him an raise cats together XD

  • @a_rhen
    @a_rhen 6 лет назад +49

    Time to watch this before it gets taken down
    #3hot5youtube

  • @cringeycronk6710
    @cringeycronk6710 6 лет назад +1

    Oh my god the jump scare really fucking got me

  • @joost1120
    @joost1120 6 лет назад +1

    This reminds me of the Dutch book "The golden egg" / "The vanishing". It's also about a guy whose girlfriend gets abducted, and one year later the abductor contacts the guy. Pretty good book and not that long.

  • @JackHadFriends
    @JackHadFriends 6 лет назад +3

    With a title like that I was half expecting hatfilms to be featured. Those smutty lads.

  • @MrNewtube25
    @MrNewtube25 6 лет назад +2

    Thank you so much for uploading this amazing series while im stuck in a hospital bed. The laughing does make the stitches hurt unfortunately though :(

  • @dergon4796
    @dergon4796 6 лет назад +4

    Sometimes I wonder if don’t give Simon as much credit as he deserves

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 6 лет назад

    Simply one of the best video titles I've ever seen, all put together

  • @dergon4796
    @dergon4796 6 лет назад +6

    14:23 it’s not a ruler, the correct term is a scale, it has the conversions for different sizing scales build into it

  • @dradistic8090
    @dradistic8090 6 лет назад +1

    *POETAYTOES* "It's like a docking machine"
    That's all I heard

  • @awesomeaartvark
    @awesomeaartvark 6 лет назад +15

    Oh boy, I'm probably not going to be a fan of this game just going by that intro bit, never really like when games use that for shock value, or ever, really. But, you guys always make me laugh, so I'll see where it goes, maybe the story will be more interesting than I'm expecting
    Great edits too btw, that fake ending really got me, haha

  • @MrVestigium
    @MrVestigium 6 лет назад

    Daff's "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" cover permits him to interrupt any sexy times for life.

  • @GuilhermeFurst
    @GuilhermeFurst 6 лет назад +1

    10:05
    > when you stop and check their recommended videos
    > when you noticed they also have that freaking "pain" thumbnail

  • @xNxOxBxLxEx6x
    @xNxOxBxLxEx6x 6 лет назад

    It makes me proud to think that the game with the Pound Master 5000 is based in my home state of PA.

  • @hobanagerik
    @hobanagerik 6 лет назад +17

    That metal thing was a foil cutter, so you can get the cork out.

    • @nikeeweston
      @nikeeweston 6 лет назад

      hobanagerik yeah I think they coulda opened that bottle

  • @esmeyoung1396
    @esmeyoung1396 6 лет назад +6

    Jesus. I actually yelped and dropped my phone on my face!

  • @DawnfireGalinndan
    @DawnfireGalinndan 6 лет назад

    That "end" was so good. I was like, "Hang on, has it really been 22 minutes already?"

  • @dfskle
    @dfskle 6 лет назад +1

    Not to be lame but I’m from Pittsburgh and I’m so flattered and amazed that Simon knew that we’re the steel city!

  • @RealDids
    @RealDids 6 лет назад

    Hahaha, the fake ending totally got me, lol. Loving this Let's Play though, definitely a keeper.

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive 6 лет назад +1

    I certainly would go to a "mansion" at "midnight"...

  • @yummynoodles5193
    @yummynoodles5193 6 лет назад +1

    Boyle Party was the best Dishonered mission

  • @themaster123456780
    @themaster123456780 6 лет назад +6

    I'm scaroused.

  • @warriorlizard7246
    @warriorlizard7246 6 лет назад

    That fake ending was amazingly good! I was getting sorted to go find a new vid to watch

  • @raafmaat
    @raafmaat 5 лет назад

    I actually missed this series because Simon was not in the thumbnail! I only watch your channel for Simon!

    • @raafmaat
      @raafmaat 5 лет назад

      @@Collserra3 yes, i posted this purely because of that bit in Madcats video ^^ but its true actually, i never seen this series even though i normally watch all their collab series! ofcourse im not sure if it was because of the thumbnail tho, i might have just randomly missed it

  • @SmallEyeStudios
    @SmallEyeStudios 6 лет назад +7

    11:50 scared me so hard my heart rate reached 110 and my watch thought I was dying

    • @eternalbrogamer
      @eternalbrogamer 6 лет назад +1

      same here, I almost jumped out of my chair

    • @nikeeweston
      @nikeeweston 6 лет назад +1

      Alien_pixels yep I did freak out.

    • @finleycanniff1113
      @finleycanniff1113 6 лет назад +1

      Alien_pixels actually same. I got light headed for a second. Not got a spook like that for a while

  • @spyrostsoum6874
    @spyrostsoum6874 6 лет назад +9

    I think this is what people thought Fifty Shades of Grey was gonna be like

    • @p0tat__
      @p0tat__ 6 лет назад

      It's not what it's like?

    • @spyrostsoum6874
      @spyrostsoum6874 6 лет назад +1

      Potatoman From what I've seen from cinemasins...no. It's the most boring shit ever

    • @troxiguess2775
      @troxiguess2775 6 лет назад +2

      Biggus Dickus I wish

  • @kujiyt6196
    @kujiyt6196 6 лет назад

    I even read about the fake ending in the comments, and still fell for it.. Well done.

  • @BenjaminEarlMusic
    @BenjaminEarlMusic 6 лет назад +4

    Juxtaposing sex with horror makes it so much worse

  • @TheBassHeavy
    @TheBassHeavy 6 лет назад +1

    10:03 - outstanding editing.

  • @boredwarlock5216
    @boredwarlock5216 5 лет назад

    Oh man this one is just a CLASIC. Joy.

  • @Guardsman_Shaxx
    @Guardsman_Shaxx 6 лет назад +11

    I’m immediately unsure of this whole situation

  • @RoronoaZoroSensei
    @RoronoaZoroSensei 6 лет назад

    wow, the "ending" really got me this time around xD

  • @tobyburchell4402
    @tobyburchell4402 6 лет назад

    This series is gonna be so good!

  • @DragonFiesta
    @DragonFiesta 6 лет назад +12

    if I wasnt lazy id make a battle royal game with open-able drawers

  • @Relyx
    @Relyx 6 лет назад

    Yes, Josh, you got me. I thought the video had ended and then it had gone to auto-play even though I have it turned off...

  • @Daiyamundane
    @Daiyamundane 6 лет назад

    That shiny chrome bathroom... - drools -

  • @WhichDoctor1
    @WhichDoctor1 6 лет назад +5

    Why are mirrors apparently so hard to do? OG Deus Ex managed them.

  • @ffffdsd
    @ffffdsd 6 лет назад +7

    whats with the letterbox on the floor for the little cat mailmen

    • @johnteds4761
      @johnteds4761 6 лет назад +4

      That's exactly it, little cat mailmen.

  • @viktorwitherkay5872
    @viktorwitherkay5872 6 лет назад +1

    YES!!!, he's playing a game i recommended. acheivenment unlocked

  • @Mikodemuz11
    @Mikodemuz11 6 лет назад

    Tom and Simone playing together. Yes please! Just keep em comin!

  • @RecoveredAce
    @RecoveredAce 6 лет назад +9

    This game makes me feel... uncomfortable

    • @connorbovingdon8563
      @connorbovingdon8563 6 лет назад

      K Clayton that's the point

    • @newtonia-uo4889
      @newtonia-uo4889 6 лет назад

      K Clayton as if this blaisie anymore. People get off at people eating shit now.

  • @EMassassins
    @EMassassins 5 лет назад +1

    10/10 video not even half way through. ;P

  • @waterierStone
    @waterierStone 6 лет назад

    10:03 well you got me... i would have been satisfied with that being the end

  • @Brawlkings93
    @Brawlkings93 6 лет назад +2

    hats off to josh for keeping what i assumed was a dildo censored the whole time they were flailing it around after taking it out off the case. you could have just pixelated the whole screen but you took a more classy approach 😂

  • @MagicAndWires
    @MagicAndWires 5 лет назад

    Tom and Simon clearly don't drink a lot of wine

  • @PrinceCornNM
    @PrinceCornNM 6 лет назад

    Video of the year!!!

  • @letitbe680
    @letitbe680 6 лет назад

    I thought the thumbnail was a tank before I watched the video. Surprise...

  • @drivernephisson7034
    @drivernephisson7034 3 года назад

    "GET OVER HERE BOY!"
    "NO MASTAH, PLEASE! NO! ANHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

  • @ZakRoks487
    @ZakRoks487 6 лет назад

    excited to see more of this game

  • @kingdawnit5329
    @kingdawnit5329 6 лет назад

    There is a drink called "Bird Dog Whiskey" 😁

  • @TheDarkurthe
    @TheDarkurthe 6 лет назад

    this game is my cup of tea

  • @nikeeweston
    @nikeeweston 6 лет назад +1

    Omfg when someone walked in I shat myself. JESUS THE WELSH. OH MY HEART

  • @nerevarxeph
    @nerevarxeph 6 лет назад

    Those are all the videos that showed up at the end.... Tom is spying on me.

  • @SmallEyeStudios
    @SmallEyeStudios 6 лет назад +4

    Can this opening be apart of the new fire alarm video @ThatMadCat

  • @nikeeweston
    @nikeeweston 6 лет назад

    They are so naive and special. She’s in a bondage dungeon. OMFG what are they playing. Ahahahaahahaha.

  • @CrosswaIk
    @CrosswaIk 6 лет назад

    What kind of wine is Simon buying with a screw top

  • @TrollFaceTheMan
    @TrollFaceTheMan 6 лет назад

    12:11, Simon's Face XD

  • @PijanTheDrunk
    @PijanTheDrunk 6 лет назад

    Tom can you pretty please make playlists for the horror games you play. Since the episodes don't have numbers It's hard to know what order to watch :(

  • @Rickyp555
    @Rickyp555 3 года назад +1

    its so hard to tell the order of these videos

  • @lnfreeman
    @lnfreeman 6 лет назад

    I thought they were yelling at "Dad" for coming into the room ☹

  • @hOREP245
    @hOREP245 6 лет назад

    You fucker. That fake ending completely got me.

  • @bunghead
    @bunghead 6 лет назад

    How does it make sense to pixellate it in the video but show it uncensored in the thumbnail...?

  • @Asapyesterday
    @Asapyesterday 6 лет назад +10

    It'd be interesting to see these boiz play Detroit: Become Human, no?

  • @MidweekEnd
    @MidweekEnd 6 лет назад +1

    11:58 jumped so hard I fell off my bed

  • @HealsCreations
    @HealsCreations 6 лет назад

    ahh nice. A series that will make no money LOL

  • @MrLIVE-jf1qp
    @MrLIVE-jf1qp 6 лет назад

    i need a picture of toms legs now

  • @dirpwilliam9564
    @dirpwilliam9564 6 лет назад +1

    9:50 your welcome.

  • @lnfreeman
    @lnfreeman 6 лет назад

    Take a shot every time Tom says "erotic"

  • @Pythes
    @Pythes 6 лет назад +2

    lol poor Dav

  • @nollinproductionsinc.702
    @nollinproductionsinc.702 6 лет назад

    Woot!!! Pittsburgh representation!!! #HomeTown

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo 5 лет назад

    U mean Eyes Wide Shut?

  • @bensnumber1fan708
    @bensnumber1fan708 6 лет назад +31

    I miss ben

  • @Kill3rCze
    @Kill3rCze 6 лет назад

    This looks like the other very sexualised horror game but good. (AGONY)

  • @HarrIock
    @HarrIock 6 лет назад

    Looks good boys

  • @Valsorayu
    @Valsorayu 5 лет назад

    Slaanesh Approves

  • @AnDraoicht
    @AnDraoicht 6 лет назад

    whats the movie that they mention around 20 minutes in??

  • @LogicReel
    @LogicReel 6 лет назад

    My guess is that there will be a fuck ton of reading.

  • @badw01f23
    @badw01f23 6 лет назад

    *Reads title and looks at thumbnail* OwO What's this? Is this a yogscast video? O.o

  • @datsjive5731
    @datsjive5731 6 лет назад

    P O E T A Y T O E S

  • @Alien_Ostrich
    @Alien_Ostrich 6 лет назад

    You guys need to play Resident Evil 7 😉

  • @thomaswebster5488
    @thomaswebster5488 6 лет назад +1

    11:50 Holy Fucking Christ

  • @ErinKatzee
    @ErinKatzee 6 лет назад +1

    5 mins in. The game has me intrigued. Wasn't much of a fan of the last one, hopefully this one will be better!

  • @BM-yy8db
    @BM-yy8db 6 лет назад

    This looks promising

  • @Stretched_Hobbit
    @Stretched_Hobbit 4 года назад

    Damn, it's been 2 years lards :|

  • @dakaptinskami5207
    @dakaptinskami5207 6 лет назад

    Ok that was a pretty convincing fake video end lol

  • @jayro3087
    @jayro3087 6 лет назад +1

    You look at lot better and younger with your beard clean cut and hair trimmed simon lmao

  • @tahmidahmed3332
    @tahmidahmed3332 6 лет назад

    BAM!

  • @Gluwc
    @Gluwc 6 лет назад

    All aboard!

  • @dorkyface
    @dorkyface 6 лет назад

    I'm not a fan of media that relies on shock value, like Gore (such as in SAW), or in this case... rape. Resident Evil gets away with it by being so over the top (Even in 7, which had Chainsaw dueling), but this is really... uncomfortable.
    But I like Tantalising Tom and Sensual Simon, so I guess I'll stick around :)