GOD'S NERD KNIGHTS FIGHT HOLY WAR

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2019
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  • @joshuacookingham2171
    @joshuacookingham2171 3 года назад +29

    Oh gosh...i know this guy. And this church.
    His name is "Little Bear" and he would do a bunch of "history" reenactments and skits as well as Christian object lessons. Very big on the whole "The pioneers were awesome and living off the land is manly" etc.
    I remember we went to one of his "shows" at this church and he went on a rant about Amy Grant oe something....it was weird.

  • @kennydnolan
    @kennydnolan 4 года назад +52

    Grimy Ghost, are your loins protected from good looking women?

  • @acspicer
    @acspicer 2 года назад +5

    In the spirit world I am wearing pants and I’m employed.

  • @SemiShweet
    @SemiShweet 4 года назад +52

    Sir please stop talking about this boys loins.

  • @historiador1976
    @historiador1976 4 года назад +33

    This looks like a very tepid production of Spamalot

  • @femboygorou
    @femboygorou 4 года назад +15

    I love his Saul Goodman advertisement-esque defense of his tax fraud: “I spent some money, who knows, who remembers?”

  • @thegoldencat9368
    @thegoldencat9368 4 года назад +44

    anybody who grew up christian remembers the armor of god

  • @NewFalconerRecords
    @NewFalconerRecords 4 года назад +32

    The longer this video goes, the more he sounds more like a wise-guy.

  • @killelmo42
    @killelmo42 4 года назад +12

    Working with Stryper

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 4 года назад +6

      He's probably the dork who got them booked with Testament that one time where they threw bibles into the audience and then had them violently launched back.

    • @patrickstonecrusher
      @patrickstonecrusher 4 года назад +1

      They were smoking m a r i j u a n a 😲

    • @BigboiiTone
      @BigboiiTone 2 года назад

      @@ImpendingRiot83 this is a next level comment. From a thrash metal lover, thanks

  • @sladikk
    @sladikk 4 года назад +20

    who tf puts on a helmet without a gambeson or other form of cloth brace
    that poor guy

  • @acspicer
    @acspicer 2 года назад +1

    First you have to put on an outfit from the clearance rack of Chess King circa 1986, then you can put on the spiritual armor.

  • @Charles-jj2su
    @Charles-jj2su 4 года назад +7

    I love that random “go fight the white man!” XD

  • @hornedcrusader9485
    @hornedcrusader9485 4 года назад +7

    "Aw Seth, you look so cute." These were the words Seth last heard when he and the priest were all alone.

  • @patrickstonecrusher
    @patrickstonecrusher 4 года назад +9

    1:44
    YOU DIED

  • @oneofone210
    @oneofone210 4 года назад +25

    Noob couldn't even parry the balls those church kids were throwing at him.

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 4 года назад +6

      His build’s ass too, he’s not even spec’d for that armor class.

    • @patrickstonecrusher
      @patrickstonecrusher 4 года назад +4

      I bet he fat rolls

    • @BigboiiTone
      @BigboiiTone 3 года назад +3

      @@ImpendingRiot83 he's running a miracle build while wearing full wayfarer set 😂

  • @_chary990
    @_chary990 4 года назад +19

    the IRS.... is... spiritual??
    but yah i had to pay like 70 thousand dollars isn't that bonkers?? Who's down for Jesus!
    The audience seemed, not totally impressed

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 года назад +3

    These two need to get a room already.

  • @sweeneezy
    @sweeneezy 4 года назад +8

    this is probably the best one I've ever seen

  • @antpaste
    @antpaste 2 года назад

    Trippy

  • @loveadumb
    @loveadumb 4 года назад +7

    im smoking marijuana

  • @elmangodefuego5526
    @elmangodefuego5526 4 года назад +4

    Missed opportunity to call them “Knerd Knights”

  • @codbug
    @codbug 4 года назад +7

    The god as recorded from 1st century AD in the Levant region of the Middle East has the aesthetic sensibilities of late 16th - early 17th century Italy as incorrectly donned by men of 20th century North America. Sounds legit!

    • @jincyquones
      @jincyquones 4 года назад +1

      Only in the spirit world!

  • @PokeDude011
    @PokeDude011 4 года назад +11

    This is why God and Satan are dumping nerds into alternate worlds that are vaguely similar to Dragon's Quest.

  • @Damaniel3
    @Damaniel3 3 года назад +3

    How am I supposed to get married if I can't look at women? Are they supposed to be impressed by my amazing armor?

  • @calcifieddirt4120
    @calcifieddirt4120 Год назад

    isekai’d by the gospel

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 4 года назад +3

    Cosplay 4 jeezis

  • @fuzzy7644
    @fuzzy7644 4 года назад +22

    If you want to really fight for God then you have to git gud.

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb 4 года назад +1

    Trapped in the armor of salvation.

  • @dyeonnighsus
    @dyeonnighsus 4 года назад

    this is the best religious commentary ive ever seen

  • @deatheragefarms
    @deatheragefarms 3 года назад

    Hey what's the title of the video this was cut from? I kinda want to hunt down the original.

  • @erinloveswendy
    @erinloveswendy 4 года назад

    What the heck is that Video?