SUBNAUTICA ON LAND | Journey To The Savage Planet - Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +8428

    * picks dog picture *
    "WhY dO i SoUnD lIkE a DoG??"

    • @jailahunt3132
      @jailahunt3132 4 года назад +448

      I was yelling at my screen 😂

    • @lyric9558
      @lyric9558 4 года назад +226

      Jack please make this a series like breathage and subnautica !!!

    • @smartcarrot5722
      @smartcarrot5722 4 года назад +50

      This is wonderful, keep up the great work!

    • @axlentalstorm2709
      @axlentalstorm2709 4 года назад +58

      Please keep making these! I miss Subnautica so much!~

    • @welcometomyuniverse2028
      @welcometomyuniverse2028 4 года назад +66

      Play this game with Robin please!!!

  • @Viking2518
    @Viking2518 4 года назад +2780

    Game: who are you
    Jack: * picks dog *
    * 5 seconds later *
    Jack: I dont sound human

    • @balladin9200
      @balladin9200 4 года назад +4

      I love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

    • @draculduh2500
      @draculduh2500 4 года назад +16

      I didnt realize it untill his character whined eating the second orange bulb

    • @rayyan_rex
      @rayyan_rex 4 года назад +22

      Is thats why the android is talking like that

    • @Viking2518
      @Viking2518 4 года назад +3

      I believe so

    • @bloodygamer3898
      @bloodygamer3898 4 года назад +6

      I just realized after he scanned the broken hull piece in the ground he is the dog lol

  • @HowlinnWolf
    @HowlinnWolf 4 года назад +3659

    Jack: Picks a dog as his avatar.
    His character: Actually barks, pants, grunts and whimpers as a dog.
    Also Jack: "I think I'm not human. I'm a beast. Some kind of DOG-man-bear-pig."

    • @stallmandarl
      @stallmandarl 4 года назад +143

      Wait a minute!!! If that’s the case...... JACK IS A FURRY!!!!

    • @zetros2533
      @zetros2533 4 года назад +69

      @@stallmandarl no

    • @ok-vo8qb
      @ok-vo8qb 4 года назад +38

      If you watch South Park you remember man bear pig

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 4 года назад +30

      @@stallmandarl O n e o f u s

    • @hyacinth1729
      @hyacinth1729 4 года назад +29

      @@Comboowo O n e O f U s

  • @godslaughter
    @godslaughter 4 года назад +905

    The fact that this game actually lets you pick an anthropomorphic dog character instantly makes this the game of the year, I will be buying this.

    • @uraveragewiteguy
      @uraveragewiteguy 4 года назад +29

      Furry

    • @ThatOneJess
      @ThatOneJess 4 года назад +15

      @@uraveragewiteguy yes

    • @nickwilliams5118
      @nickwilliams5118 4 года назад +13

      I think most of us just like dogs or animals ingeneral besides that I'm not really into the furry stuff but you do you im just keep looking at memes and watching videos

    • @bohugostromgren242
      @bohugostromgren242 3 года назад +3

      Furry

    • @karmaiscoming3905
      @karmaiscoming3905 3 года назад +8

      @@bohugostromgren242 Woof?

  • @Marcel2278
    @Marcel2278 4 года назад +3189

    Jack: picks dog person as a joke
    Also jack: doesn't realize that the game actually went through with the joke and actually made him a dog man

    • @lyriccomic6321
      @lyriccomic6321 4 года назад +29

      marcel jardim your so smart BIG BRAIN

    • @-justinseagull-7115
      @-justinseagull-7115 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @happyaimz7919
      @happyaimz7919 4 года назад +6

      I said that first

    • @kylehallman1283
      @kylehallman1283 4 года назад +105

      The computer lady also kind of sounds like she's using baby voice as if she were talking to a dog.

    • @gracewasmisplaced
      @gracewasmisplaced 4 года назад +53

      That’s why his character keeps grunting 😂

  • @kiersashera4280
    @kiersashera4280 4 года назад +741

    HE TOTALLY MISSED THE DESCRIPTION FOR TENTAWEEDS
    “Tentacles. Part of a much larger, thirstier creature living deep underground.”
    OH DEAR

  • @nateconley.6209
    @nateconley.6209 4 года назад +261

    I hope he plays more like this, an hour of Jack playing a game is what I need in my daay

  • @De_Vegi
    @De_Vegi 4 года назад +216

    Jack looking around to see if he has a "partner" was both hilarious, and relatable on a depressing scale.

  • @NickAsNickName
    @NickAsNickName 4 года назад +2162

    "i don't sound like a human"
    *rewinds less than 10 minutes*
    "i'm gonna pick the dog"
    . . . . .

    • @NickAsNickName
      @NickAsNickName 4 года назад +58

      I rest my case.

    • @elirollins1547
      @elirollins1547 4 года назад +54

      NickAsNickName Im glad someone else noticed

    • @kozmitch
      @kozmitch 4 года назад +40

      Jack: picks dog
      Also Jack: ‘I don’t sound like a human’

    • @playertwo4558
      @playertwo4558 4 года назад +4

      Aggred

    • @pumpkinfoxx9788
      @pumpkinfoxx9788 4 года назад +12

      I’m a beast. Idk why.....hmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @Jaies_
    @Jaies_ 4 года назад +2368

    "It doesn't sound like I'm human"
    Forgets he picked dog character

    • @TongueTwist
      @TongueTwist 4 года назад +15

      Thats why i sounded like a dog the whole time? Damn

    • @meliodasthesinofwrath9244
      @meliodasthesinofwrath9244 4 года назад +3

      Oh that makes sense I picked dog to

    • @MrMiyagui-Gaming
      @MrMiyagui-Gaming 4 года назад +1

      Yeah man looks like he don't pay attention to nothing!! But besides that I like his videos!

    • @nickwilliams5118
      @nickwilliams5118 4 года назад +1

      I came from hes ep 4 from maneater so that to me was kinda ironic lol

    • @That.One_Apple
      @That.One_Apple Год назад

      I had no clue that the character you chose altered your voice

  • @WrathfulEel
    @WrathfulEel 4 года назад +756

    Lady: here is your mining tool
    Jack: that’s a gun
    Lady; did I fricking stutter

  • @boredbagel5666
    @boredbagel5666 4 года назад +936

    Game: “No intelligent life”
    Jack: “But I just saw birds!”
    Me: “Ahhh of course, birds. My favorite intelligent life form”

    • @godslaughter
      @godslaughter 4 года назад +63

      Hmmm.... birds _are_ extremely intelligent and in some aspects more intelligent than humans. Remember, intelligence comes in many forms and each species has its own intellect perfectly evolved for ideal performance. What the game should have said is *sapient* life which is similar to apes, elephants, cetaceans, corvids and psittacines (HOOO BOY, BIRDS)

    • @SailorMorgy28
      @SailorMorgy28 4 года назад +24

      @@godslaughter Birds can't build giant alien structures.

    • @youngbloodedxp1710
      @youngbloodedxp1710 4 года назад +6

      Did you learn that at bird school, which is for birds? :3

    • @youngbloodedxp1710
      @youngbloodedxp1710 4 года назад +10

      @@SailorMorgy28 Plot twist: the birds built the structures

    • @xogdo5260
      @xogdo5260 4 года назад +9

      @Beta sapient litteraly means intelligent...

  • @comedyman7229
    @comedyman7229 4 года назад +770

    Jack: I shall choose a dog as my character
    Game: *gives you dog noises*
    Jack: *confused screaming*

  • @jordankennedy1545
    @jordankennedy1545 4 года назад +287

    He threw bait on the creature
    AND HIS FRIENDS ATE HIM
    FCKING CANNIBALISM!

  • @CobraGaming-fe1cf
    @CobraGaming-fe1cf 4 года назад +286

    Jack: picks dog
    Also Jack “Why do I sound like a sasquatch?”

  • @angelos6961
    @angelos6961 4 года назад +403

    "You have a beautiful planet, and I'm going to ruin it."
    Spoiler: This quote will age badly.

  • @KindaHotSoup
    @KindaHotSoup 4 года назад +385

    Jack: "KOBE!!"
    Me: *oh no*

  • @Aelita3575
    @Aelita3575 4 года назад +1745

    Jack: **picks dog avatar, then is surprised he's not human**
    "He doesn't even sound human! I sound like Big Foot. Monkey, bear dog hybrid."

    • @theeyelord9307
      @theeyelord9307 4 года назад +3

      Dont coby

    • @Aelita3575
      @Aelita3575 4 года назад +4

      @@theeyelord9307 Coby? Sorry, I'm confused.

    • @prophetblood1
      @prophetblood1 4 года назад +5

      @@Aelita3575 probably meant copy.

    • @Aelita3575
      @Aelita3575 4 года назад +10

      @@prophetblood1 I figured, but I wasn't copying anyone, I was just quoting him. Lol

    • @LithiumProductions
      @LithiumProductions 4 года назад +4

      @@prophetblood1 He meant when Jack said "Kobe!"

  • @kadenyonkin
    @kadenyonkin 4 года назад +420

    Jack in meme time:
    "Can we retire this face?"
    Also Jack: *uses the face in his thumbnail*

    • @emeraldbecs
      @emeraldbecs 4 года назад +1

      This is the retirement

    • @Shrekalyze
      @Shrekalyze 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @benshaw8174
      @benshaw8174 4 года назад +6

      I just commented that without seeing this :(

    • @kadenyonkin
      @kadenyonkin 4 года назад +3

      @@benshaw8174 i shall give it a like if i find it

    • @willdingwall8503
      @willdingwall8503 4 года назад +5

      I came here to comment this. And instead liked yours

  • @pickl3954
    @pickl3954 4 года назад +155

    Jack: don't worry I'm not crazy
    Also jack: bounce on the unborn children

  • @EinManU
    @EinManU 4 года назад +202

    Babouschka be like:
    "aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa~"
    what a majestic sound.

    • @stellamuune
      @stellamuune 4 года назад

      Edit: Just realised that he does it later on in he video and he is shocked af 56:10
      just wait till he realizes what you have to do with the Meat Vortex.
      Ps SPOILERS. You have to kick one of his fave birds into it. The ones with the big eyes.

    • @EinManU
      @EinManU 4 года назад

      @@stellamuune I literally already commented this exact comment:
      "Jack at the beginning of the video: "i love those round birds, id never harm them - now poop for me!"
      Jack at 56:10: 56:10."

  • @justbecausewhynot5692
    @justbecausewhynot5692 4 года назад +275

    Sean: "stop using the old jacksepticeye face"
    Also Sean: *Uses the old jacksepticeye face*

  • @lonk495
    @lonk495 4 года назад +167

    Jack: shoots lizard half a mile away and then humble brags about it
    Also jack: 5 seconds later gets within a foot of one and misses all of his shots

  • @jeremiahricks9191
    @jeremiahricks9191 4 года назад +195

    “This game reminds me of subnautica and breathage”
    *cries in No Man’s Sky*

    • @Koslammyj
      @Koslammyj 4 года назад +7

      SAME THE ONE GAME THIS ACTUALLY REMINDED OF 😂

    • @flinx3404
      @flinx3404 4 года назад

      Yes I haven't played it in a while but yes

    • @SaR3News
      @SaR3News 4 года назад +1

      It's Satisfactory.

    • @rory_hite
      @rory_hite 3 года назад +2

      *cries in astroneer*

    • @trevorjolls1480
      @trevorjolls1480 3 года назад

      THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING

  • @nickcoker5489
    @nickcoker5489 4 года назад +668

    Sean: SCAN ALL THE THINGS
    Also Sean: *does not, in fact, scan all the things*

    • @venialgli7ch524
      @venialgli7ch524 4 года назад +8

      Nick Coker Oh no... it’s subnautica all over again

    • @limitlessacidic9556
      @limitlessacidic9556 4 года назад +4

      And I was excited to see him take the drug plant

    • @lorettamurphy9909
      @lorettamurphy9909 4 года назад +2

      I was literally yelling at him through the screen to scan more stuff the whole time 😆

    • @SpudRusset
      @SpudRusset 2 года назад

      “I need to scan things” immediately breaks carbon instead of scanning it

  • @rayg7647
    @rayg7647 4 года назад +219

    "This can probably grow on a moss-rich surface"
    Jack: *Throws on ice and rock*

  • @rpd_hyper7397
    @rpd_hyper7397 4 года назад +231

    Game: "Missing requirement", says what you need to do to get it
    Jack: "it doesn't tell me what materials I need"

  • @polydullmemes3497
    @polydullmemes3497 3 года назад +40

    I'm mad that Jack didn't mercilessly slap the pufferbirds to death, he would've laughed so hard

  • @roxanaflores3669
    @roxanaflores3669 4 года назад +101

    I expect jack to say “AAAAA MY GLANKLES” each time he fell.

    • @Gh0stlives
      @Gh0stlives 4 года назад +2

      Roxana Flores I say it now every time I fall in game or if I hurt myself irl I have a problem

  • @theirishninjasanimations
    @theirishninjasanimations 4 года назад +110

    "Everything's dangerous out here"
    He says as he's surrounded by adorable, passive Pufferbirds.

    • @jacobroncone3307
      @jacobroncone3307 4 года назад

      Fun

    • @glitchlaboratorys6116
      @glitchlaboratorys6116 4 года назад

      Jacob Roncone I see your a member unlike most ppl

    • @MoonCrimson
      @MoonCrimson 4 года назад

      @@glitchlaboratorys6116 cool, your not a member as well

    • @tiredgaming8961
      @tiredgaming8961 4 года назад

      My heart hurt when he sacrificed some of the Pufferbirds. THEY WERE SO CUTE AND HE KILLED THEM!

  • @lilyrivera3112
    @lilyrivera3112 4 года назад +85

    7:48
    Jack: “Dont i sound like some sort of Sasquatch... i dont sound human”
    *rewinds one minute*
    Jack: “Im GoNnA bE a DoG”

  • @re--dacted
    @re--dacted 4 года назад +119

    Me: I want this game.
    Microsoft Store: $70
    Me: Nevermind.

    • @mayman4255
      @mayman4255 4 года назад +8

      lol what the fuck

    • @schematic_
      @schematic_ 4 года назад +2

      it's on game pass now.

    • @knightmares2985
      @knightmares2985 4 года назад +1

      It is on game pass

    • @ktownpunkjr.1946
      @ktownpunkjr.1946 4 года назад +2

      I thought it was a new game, I mean I guess it is, but I played this with a bud recently (game pass) and saw jack did a video months before xD

    • @Pqndas_
      @Pqndas_ 4 года назад

      This game is so good i got it yesterday and ive been grinding

  • @davidmunoz8171
    @davidmunoz8171 4 года назад +251

    Jack: I'm no human, I'm some sort of bigfoot creature.
    His character: *A DOG*

    • @to2a1ly
      @to2a1ly 4 года назад +1

      @The Real, and BIGGEST, Lucariofangirl mhm thats right

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 4 года назад

      Lol I didn't think of that either

  • @ShazzikinZ
    @ShazzikinZ 4 года назад +451

    Game: "PiCk Ur PicTure"
    Jack: "AM DOG"
    Game: "K"
    Jack: "AM I DOG?"

  • @crochero2801
    @crochero2801 4 года назад +66

    "it thinks you're going to kill it. Awww how accurate."
    Sean - Immediately starts killing them all!!

  • @swazmarthy5929
    @swazmarthy5929 4 года назад +46

    11:20
    "I wanna take you home and pat you on the head until you -call me daddy- say that I'm your new dad"

    • @Henry_cotten
      @Henry_cotten 3 года назад +1

      I’m rewatching jack play this and holy crap this is so funny

    • @onihoefakker8228
      @onihoefakker8228 3 года назад

      His stutter or thing with "say" made me think he was gonna say suffocate TwT

  • @leomaso7894
    @leomaso7894 4 года назад +55

    12:37 can we talk about how a few minutes ago you threw bait onto one so the others ate it alive and now you’re talking about how cute they are and how... *you want to keep them alive*

  • @theofficialaidanfitz5113
    @theofficialaidanfitz5113 4 года назад +224

    Jack when he first gets pistol: “I’m gonna try to save as much ammo as I can”
    Jack after five minutes of using his pistol: “SHOOT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER”

  • @newworldink0220
    @newworldink0220 4 года назад +174

    "Scan everything."
    Also kills things before he can scan it

  • @jordanwalker8396
    @jordanwalker8396 4 года назад +66

    Jack: Why are things trying to kill me
    Also Jack: Holds alien eggs and a gun

  • @BrittanyNiicole
    @BrittanyNiicole 4 года назад +84

    When Jack yelled 'Kobe!' My heart broke. Idk if he recorded this before or after the accident but either way I'm glad people are continuing to say it so his legacy can live on

    • @bluffablesky5960
      @bluffablesky5960 4 года назад +7

      But it's "for Kobe" now

    • @magnaguard9382
      @magnaguard9382 4 года назад +4

      @@bluffablesky5960 It doesn't really matter which one you say. Some people have decided to say For Kobe and others have stayed the same

    • @Slipperylmao
      @Slipperylmao 4 года назад +2

      its not kobe, its kowas

    • @bluffablesky5960
      @bluffablesky5960 4 года назад

      @@Slipperylmao huh

    • @bluffablesky5960
      @bluffablesky5960 4 года назад

      @@magnaguard9382 yea ik

  • @actuallyaction1155
    @actuallyaction1155 4 года назад +446

    Alternative Title: Jack Harasses the local Wildlife

    • @noluvhaydon834
      @noluvhaydon834 4 года назад +6

      Or. Cute green potato tries to befriend local wildlife.
      Idk

    • @gustbfc3936
      @gustbfc3936 4 года назад +5

      Alternate title: jack doesn’t realize he probably chose his character

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat 4 года назад +2

      Hes probing them

    • @SHMOKEY501
      @SHMOKEY501 2 года назад

      😂😂

  • @TwilightNecromancer
    @TwilightNecromancer 4 года назад +67

    I love how wildly different Jack, Icy and IGP's reactions to creatures in games are.
    IGP and Icy: New tiny adorable creature? KICK IT! BEAT IT ON THE HEAD!
    Jack: Awwww I want one.

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 4 года назад +6

      IGP&Icy: **finds adorable new creatures** "We should shoot and murder EVERYTHING cuz we can."
      Sean: **sees the adorable new creatures everywhere** "Awwwwwww. They're so damn cute!!! I'm gonna feed them and love them and keep them safe, and they'll give me carbon and stuff when I need it."

  • @pyrosanta1274
    @pyrosanta1274 4 года назад +19

    Jack:I don’t want to waste ammo
    Also jack: shoots flower that doesn’t look like you can do anything to it.

  • @Bunwiser
    @Bunwiser 4 года назад +185

    Jack:"shoot first, ask questions later"
    * proceeds to aggressively pet pufferbird *

  • @TheBullet0012
    @TheBullet0012 4 года назад +204

    *Jack throwing a grenade-thing*
    Jack: Kobe !
    I don’t think I’m ready for that yet.. it’s too soon..

  • @kassidysmith2698
    @kassidysmith2698 4 года назад +185

    Jack at 28:05: "That should work... It's simple science!! Simple math."
    Me: "Uhhh... physics?"
    Jack: "X+Y=Bouncy FUN time!"
    Me: "Ahhh. Algebra."

  • @misskitty1386
    @misskitty1386 4 месяца назад +2

    I've been watching your videos on and off since I was 12. I'm now 23 with an 8 month old, and she's obsessed now

  • @tie004uk
    @tie004uk 4 года назад +107

    54:50
    "Watch this, KOBE!"
    **Trying to hold back tears.**

    • @KCsFunHouse
      @KCsFunHouse 4 года назад +2

      tie004uk it hurt my heart 😢

    • @kagemaser1406
      @kagemaser1406 4 года назад +1

      Really begging for likes much

    • @zeslime1336
      @zeslime1336 4 года назад +3

      @@kagemaser1406 how exactly are they begging?

    • @aidenmortensen3666
      @aidenmortensen3666 4 года назад +2

      I dont think he knows

    • @Redxty83
      @Redxty83 4 года назад +1

      @@kagemaser1406 bruh he's not begging

  • @orionslate3246
    @orionslate3246 4 года назад +541

    Jack: when we go to other planets we kill everything and take what we want.
    Humans: thats not....um......thats kind of true

    • @trashcan7140
      @trashcan7140 4 года назад +4

      It because were smart

    • @LionOJ
      @LionOJ 4 года назад

      It’s so true

    • @oliverbunting1484
      @oliverbunting1484 4 года назад +1

      No no no, colonists proved that plenty

    • @Darkspinesupersonic8
      @Darkspinesupersonic8 4 года назад

      @Trash Can
      Only someone fucked in the head would think that means we're intelligent.
      No, that's savage. and the opposite of smart. It's imperialistic.

    • @gwinnellheald8592
      @gwinnellheald8592 4 года назад

      @@Darkspinesupersonic8 twas a joke bro

  • @Mina-pi6yl
    @Mina-pi6yl 4 года назад +6

    That "top of the morning to ya ladies" was just wholesome

  • @Asmun333
    @Asmun333 4 года назад +110

    "I wish it said what I need to find for an upgrade." *Says the name of the required quest immediately above*

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 4 года назад +12

      I'm glad Jack is having fun, but... this is going to be one of those frustrating ones, isn't it?

    • @Asmodeus9001
      @Asmodeus9001 4 года назад +2

      @@RelativelyBest yes, yes it is

    • @CRemy-pk1fh
      @CRemy-pk1fh 4 года назад +4

      Every single big let's play RUclipsr does that. I know he's funny and all of that but damn he's dumb.
      It's like basic things to do with this kind of game. The game literally tell you what to do.
      I just finished watching his Death Stranding series and its frustrating to watch.

  • @TGR-ll8mc
    @TGR-ll8mc 4 года назад +133

    Jack: "Picks Dog"
    Jack 10 Minutes Later: " im like a dog monkey creature!"

  • @rolay7730
    @rolay7730 4 года назад +29

    31:50
    Tentacle weeds: Part of a much larger thirster creature living deep underground.
    Jack, man you REALLY need to start reading these, who knows what else you are missing when you scan something and then never read what it says.

    • @deadlyadder2330
      @deadlyadder2330 4 года назад +7

      its so fucking infuriating how he pays attention to nothing and then gets confused when he doesnt know what to do

    • @starkiller2890
      @starkiller2890 4 года назад +3

      That's just part of being a RUclipsr. They're focused on talking, not on reading.
      Infuriating? Yes. Understandable? Also yes.

    • @rewzel9304
      @rewzel9304 4 года назад +1

      He did this shit wayyyyy back with Kerbal space program too. He didnt read everything the mission said to do and got confused when it didnt work.

  • @bubblecup8243
    @bubblecup8243 4 года назад +16

    Jack’s Face when he discovers the mini monkeys ad: 👁👄👁

  • @RedFox-st1yw
    @RedFox-st1yw 4 года назад +655

    Jack: picks dog, doesn't realize he sounds like a dog.

    • @axolatlas5799
      @axolatlas5799 4 года назад +7

      I was saying that as my screen, Jack is just playing as a bipedal dog

    • @jacobtrowbridge7947
      @jacobtrowbridge7947 4 года назад +3

      Also have you noticed in the last video he said he wanted the same face he used in the thumbnail of this video to go away?

    • @NuclearNinja018
      @NuclearNinja018 4 года назад +1

      Thecereal Muncher jack is a furry that’s why

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 4 года назад

      @@NuclearNinja018 Wtf so everyone who knows what a dog sounds like is a furry?

    • @vystorm
      @vystorm 4 года назад

      @@thatcooldudeisawesome876 yes, can confirm

  • @battygotratty
    @battygotratty 4 года назад +26

    54:50
    When Jack said KOBE!!, I felt that...

  • @cl0udb3ast66
    @cl0udb3ast66 4 года назад +74

    Jack: *Picks Dog*
    Also Jack: "I sound like a Sasquatch"

  • @aidanmcelroy8207
    @aidanmcelroy8207 2 года назад +4

    17:44 “shoot everything and ask questions later, I’m a coloniser!”
    The British would be proud

  • @MortalMarigold8
    @MortalMarigold8 4 года назад +264

    Jack: “Let’s change the face of Jacksepticeye”
    Also Jack: “I wonder what face I should put for this thumbnail? OH I KNOW!”

  • @EinManU
    @EinManU 4 года назад +68

    Man, this game made me smile so much with that portal-esque humor - i love how they explain teleporting XD

    • @EinManU
      @EinManU 4 года назад +2

      also: "piece of piss"

  • @TheLovelyVocal
    @TheLovelyVocal 4 года назад +95

    I keep saying "Scan the flying squid things"
    Odd little thing to focus on.

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 4 года назад +9

      He says "Scan everything!"
      Then goes 10 mins without scanning anything, just breaking and killing everything in sight

    • @itz_grass5890
      @itz_grass5890 4 года назад

      same bro

    • @shadeling6717
      @shadeling6717 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking that and also with the probe organic thing why didn't you probe several of the aliens.

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 4 года назад

      @@shadeling6717 like the "Pike"-things with the attack tails and roll-out maneuver

  • @hyrulianretriever8509
    @hyrulianretriever8509 4 года назад +25

    Jack: I love big monsters
    Me: remembers Reaper
    Me: yeah are u sure about that?

  • @azmakes321
    @azmakes321 4 года назад +184

    "I hear a big creature and I can't wait to shoot it in the face- ew ants."
    this got me 😂😂

    • @meandme7206
      @meandme7206 4 года назад +2

      He said that right when I read this comment. 😂

  • @SaviHow
    @SaviHow 4 года назад +233

    "There should be no intelligent life on tihs planet."
    Jack: "No intelligent life? I've already found birds!"
    ...
    "I'm sure it can grow on a moss rich surface"
    Jack: "Woooooow, it didn't do anything"
    ...

    • @nschwartz311
      @nschwartz311 4 года назад +3

      One of these years he’ll remember to listen to and read important information :,)

    • @ravefoil6376
      @ravefoil6376 4 года назад +1

      Because they are all dead, that is the reason why there is no intelligent life on the planet.

  • @fiji9966
    @fiji9966 4 года назад +410

    Jack: Wants to stop the meme of jacks face
    *also Jack*
    **PUTS IT IN THUMBNAIL**

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 4 года назад +3

      I expected the new one

    • @pedrorocha9579
      @pedrorocha9579 4 года назад +5

      I clicked the video thinking about this exact comment!

    • @fiji9966
      @fiji9966 4 года назад +2

      @@pedrorocha9579 :D

    • @NoisyDuck
      @NoisyDuck 4 года назад +1

      Exactly what i thought ahahahah

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 4 года назад

      @Sarah Lowe no u

  • @unyielding.entertainment
    @unyielding.entertainment 2 года назад +1

    I love rewatching Jack's videos. It's like he's slowly just becoming more and more himself as he goes, I think in 2018 after the rough year he had in 2017 he really found himself and let go of the over the top persona and just started being Sean. I'm really glad he's seemingly found happiness and is thriving. He's the GOAT imo

  • @mariahmonica2001
    @mariahmonica2001 4 года назад +51

    Lady Robot: “The scan showed there should be no intelligent life here and that...appears to directly contradict this idea.”
    Jack: “Yeah you said no intelligent life and I already met birds.”

  • @torjussivertsen8523
    @torjussivertsen8523 4 года назад +108

    Reporter: why do you kill babushka's
    Jack: i Just love that they scream

    • @MaxRamos8
      @MaxRamos8 4 года назад +2

      Hey back off babushka is my friends nickname we love all our friends

    • @SantaGauss
      @SantaGauss 4 года назад +2

      @@MaxRamos8 Also it is russian for a grandmother and/or generally old lady.

    • @torjussivertsen8523
      @torjussivertsen8523 4 года назад

      @@SantaGauss that kinda the meme.....

  • @cyrusgierlinger1235
    @cyrusgierlinger1235 4 года назад +90

    Jack: picks dog
    Jack 20 seconds later: "why do i sound like an animal?"

  • @Cghosts
    @Cghosts 4 года назад +81

    "Yes, when I colonize a planet I do it with a weapon!"
    What are you, American?

    • @cojec
      @cojec 3 года назад +7

      This is severely underrated.

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 3 года назад +5

      Nah, he's British. Which is basically the same thing.

    • @sonnyday.
      @sonnyday. 3 года назад

      @@BigAl2-u7e ?

    • @macgw86
      @macgw86 3 года назад

      ​@@sonnyday. British Colonialism? that was a thing before United States succeeded in freeing itself from the tyranny of the crown. . . .

    • @sonnyday.
      @sonnyday. 3 года назад +2

      @@macgw86 I put a “?” Because sèan is Irish

  • @Rome0313
    @Rome0313 4 года назад +49

    Jack: picks dog and when he makes a sound he is surprised
    reaction: monkey, bird, pig, Bigfoot.

  • @AirCatcher
    @AirCatcher 4 года назад +244

    "for you and your partner"
    Everyone: Robin! Robin!

  • @manofmeat4239
    @manofmeat4239 4 года назад +285

    Karen: nature's little hoarder
    *Jack opens the hoarder*
    Jack: OOO what is this
    Me: ITS SAM LOOK AT IT

    • @HerzyDoodle
      @HerzyDoodle 4 года назад

      Man OfMeat423 IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

  • @xenon3759
    @xenon3759 3 года назад +8

    damn I wanted to see jack's reaction to inhaling the mesmertoxin

  • @BTDreal
    @BTDreal 4 года назад +38

    54:50.. when he said Kobe.. rip legend.

    • @joshuascott7935
      @joshuascott7935 4 года назад

      He was a rapist...

    • @wcubbage
      @wcubbage 4 года назад +1

      Joshua Scott you’re a troll and dumb as hell. He was never convicted, she refused to testify. Anyone can accuse anyone of anything at any time.

  • @cherylvollen8426
    @cherylvollen8426 4 года назад +34

    Kindred interstellar: WE'RE FINALLY NUMBER FOUR THANK YOU ALTERRA FOR GETTING THE AURORA DESTROYED

    • @c4sualcycl0ps48
      @c4sualcycl0ps48 4 года назад +5

      It would be great if Breathedge, Subnautica, Outer worlds, Journey to the Savage planet, etc. were all a part of the same universe, if only companies could just cooperate and share light-hearted humor about their passion... not even full blown crossovers, but small references...

    • @mr.b5487
      @mr.b5487 4 года назад

      @@c4sualcycl0ps48 that would be awesome though

  • @Brex10
    @Brex10 4 года назад +35

    13:40 I’m pretty sure intelligent life means like, at least monkey or dolphin level intelligence.
    Like, tool use and language and arts

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 года назад +4

    Great words to live by:
    *Scan Everything.*
    *Kill Everything.*
    *Regret Nothing.*

  • @hussein2585
    @hussein2585 4 года назад +20

    54:50
    RIP Kobe and the 8 others 💔

  • @CinnamonMints
    @CinnamonMints 4 года назад +33

    I didn't notice his cardboard cutout in the background until 56 minutes in...
    Scared me a little

    • @dannybecker7513
      @dannybecker7513 4 года назад +3

      Jeez. I just read your comment 10 mins in. I legit rewinded to see if it was there all the time.
      He's watching us....

  • @greekfirefly1187
    @greekfirefly1187 4 года назад +201

    Game: grapple seed works on moss surfaces
    Jack: ‘throws’ it didn’t do anything do I have to throw it at something?
    Me: facepalm

    • @Packitagain.
      @Packitagain. 4 года назад

      Beat me to it

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, I'm glad Jack seems to be having fun but this has a lot of potential to get frustrating what with all the stuff he's going to need to pay attention to and keep track off.

    • @Wolta
      @Wolta 4 года назад

      That was me with "OH! so this is bait?"
      Some time later "So this fan thing needs meat? How do I give him meat?" *shoots at it*
      Haha, at least he seems to be having fun! :D

    • @demonstone0
      @demonstone0 4 года назад

      Yeah, I did a lot of facepalming this video too.

    • @daleyhuard3675
      @daleyhuard3675 4 года назад

      Jack takes a while to figure things out, reminds me of my mom playing fallout 4

  • @moyuot9338
    @moyuot9338 4 года назад +4

    "we just want better versions of the good things we already have"-satisfactory "i want alll the things"
    -a savage planet

  • @artificialidiot1654
    @artificialidiot1654 4 года назад +91

    12:36 "Nah, I won't kill you"
    Jacksepticeye a few minutes earlier: *Throws bait at one of them and it gets eaten by its cannibalism friend*

    • @nschwartz311
      @nschwartz311 4 года назад +8

      oH IS THAT WHY IT LOOKED LIKE IT JUST EXPLODED I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

  • @minichungusx1594
    @minichungusx1594 4 года назад +465

    Me: sees subnautica
    Also me: *AGRESSIVE CLICKING SOUNDS*

  • @electra_is_bored9653
    @electra_is_bored9653 4 года назад +45

    Jack literally asked us to retire the face that he used on this thumbnail like two videos ago!...
    Now thats a pro gamer move!

  • @HintsofVanillla
    @HintsofVanillla 4 года назад +33

    My math teacher: “So, in order to get the y by itself...”
    Me: “OOOOO X + Y = BOUNCY FUN TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” >:)
    My math teacher: “N-no, not exactly...”

  • @thinboi9481
    @thinboi9481 4 года назад +28

    7:01 i think that your character has the personality as the doggo (bc you picked the dog pick) hence why he growled and whined

  • @rays4960
    @rays4960 4 года назад +213

    When Jack said "KOBE" whilst throwing the bait.

  • @nickretg17
    @nickretg17 4 года назад +216

    As soon as I saw Subnautica I said “hell yes”.

  • @Jackpotbroke
    @Jackpotbroke 3 года назад +3

    Ai: “defeat its minions to get its loot”
    Jack:”there’s many!”

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 4 года назад +127

    Sean: "What is that? Who are you?"
    Me: How did we get here? Do you have 90 minutes?

  • @Elio1
    @Elio1 4 года назад +41

    54:48
    Jack: KOBE
    Everyone: oh no jack....

    • @joshuascott7935
      @joshuascott7935 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wcubbage
      @wcubbage 4 года назад +2

      Joshua Scott trolololololololol you’re the worst kind of person

    • @gli_chee_draws
      @gli_chee_draws 4 года назад

      He already knows, tbh. I think- If you visit his tweets-

    • @stellamuune
      @stellamuune 4 года назад

      @@wcubbage it was funny tho. its called dark humour. get used to it

    • @wcubbage
      @wcubbage 4 года назад +1

      ZeePlayzGames dude...you clearly haven’t read the other comments this prick has posted calling Kobe a rapist in every other post

  • @HerzyDoodle
    @HerzyDoodle 4 года назад +390

    Computer: “These grapple seeds are useful and appear to grow on mossy areas and walls.”
    Sean: (literally five seconds later and throws seed on to the ICE) “Why doesn’t this work?! Do I have to use it on something?”
    ME: (facepalm)

    • @terrathaw
      @terrathaw 4 года назад +2

      This might look obvious to us but where we're playing and commentating at the same time, nuanced things and intricate details goes over our heads.
      Just pretend you're recording when you're playing a game the next time and try to make engaging commentary in real time. It's not as easy as it looks.

    • @HerzyDoodle
      @HerzyDoodle 4 года назад +4

      Tony Yeah I heard what Sean said in the last Meme Time video. I felt bad for hurting his feelings so I’ll try not to post that anymore. I was trying to just be silly but I didn’t realize how much he hated that. So I’ll be more mindful next time. ♥️

    • @accovers9314
      @accovers9314 4 года назад +1

      @@HerzyDoodle nah nah nah I'm defending you I think RUclipsrs and gamers need to stop using that as an excuse. Maybe they should pay attention more 👍👍

    • @ketafox9254
      @ketafox9254 4 года назад +2

      Charlie Entertaining fuck off ya dick

    • @Shilpa_Kujur
      @Shilpa_Kujur 4 года назад +1

      @@accovers9314 You are the dumbest human being I have ever seen. I understand why youtubers miss so many things while playing games because once a close friend of mine and I were playing a game and we kept just making jokes, talking about other stuff so much that we didn't even realize how many times we failed because we weren't paying attention. So stop saying shit to people without even understanding the problem, think about yourself in that situation first then say something.

  • @milesrose8312
    @milesrose8312 3 года назад +4

    When I played this game, I went as the dog and realised that I had the voice of a dog. Absolutely brilliant. I then sped run the game as a man and I had a mans voice. It’s brilliant how you have so many voices to choose from

  • @khazz33
    @khazz33 4 года назад +346

    Me: goes to write how Sean didn't realize he's a dog in the comments
    *sees comments*
    "Oh never mind I guess"

    • @khazz33
      @khazz33 4 года назад

      Hobo Tim thanks lol I try to be original 😂

    • @robobitch5564
      @robobitch5564 4 года назад +3

      khazz33 even Sean commented that

    • @joshcoulson7659
      @joshcoulson7659 4 года назад +1

      So same lol

    • @avact6226
      @avact6226 4 года назад +2

      Me: goes to write how Sean didn't realize he's a dog in the comments
      sees comments
      "Oh never mind I guess"
      Me: guess il just write nevermind i guess
      sees comment
      nevermind then

    • @captainducktape689
      @captainducktape689 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, same.

  • @consolegamergirl
    @consolegamergirl 4 года назад +17

    I love How Jack is oblivious to the fact that he's a K9

  • @justsomeguywholikesdavidbo1085
    @justsomeguywholikesdavidbo1085 4 года назад +51

    *They are drugs, But good drugs*
    Sean: Oh hell yeah

  • @62crowsinananunusuallyshin97
    @62crowsinananunusuallyshin97 4 года назад +5

    56:13 "why have you forsaken me, father?"

  • @EthanFelcry
    @EthanFelcry 4 года назад +77

    Jack: Chooses dog
    Jack: “ I dOnT SoUnD LiKe a hUmAn”

    • @zedacey
      @zedacey 4 года назад +1

      EthanFelcry ' stop copy and pasting comments you moron