SCP: Cognitohazards

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2020
  • Seriously, they're more dangerous than you think. Wear a mask ; )
    Outro: / so-so
    Twitter: / some1frisky
    IG: / kyeaintdead
    Twitch: goo.gl/a9OU7K
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Комментарии • 548

  • @larbi1029
    @larbi1029 3 года назад +480

    never once has frisky had a group of people pass the tesla gate without at least one dying

    • @bigworm3828
      @bigworm3828 3 года назад +8

      I'm sorry why did u post that aggressive comment? Of course everyone will have 1 person dead what silly idea make u even think there's a chance?

    • @krisrock1824
      @krisrock1824 3 года назад +4

      @@bigworm3828 r/wooosh

    • @aurakille2148
      @aurakille2148 3 года назад +20

      @@krisrock1824 That's not a r/wooosh at all da faq

    • @bigworm3828
      @bigworm3828 3 года назад +2

      @@aurakille2148 yeah how is that a r/wooosh? It was a joke

    • @bruh-bz5mz
      @bruh-bz5mz 3 года назад +1

      @@krisrock1824 goddamn that joke is so old

  • @ARipeBanana
    @ARipeBanana 3 года назад +540

    I am the cognitohazard. That’s what they call me.

  • @gdicebreaker29
    @gdicebreaker29 3 года назад +212

    Joseph Joseph's mildly envigorating expedition

  • @GothBoyUK
    @GothBoyUK 3 года назад +559

    Frisky is always telling people that they need to 'go straight'. It's not that easy for some people, dude. 😏

  • @ABESuperKiteDay
    @ABESuperKiteDay 3 года назад +84

    5:41 absolutely great save ! What a good friend.
    I burst out laughing.

  • @mac_II
    @mac_II 3 года назад +726

    My parents said I was a cognitohazard and so they sent me to the SCP school.

  • @LunaTank
    @LunaTank 3 года назад +37

    Frisky do be having a rooster doing vocals for his background music

  • @lordkroak9468
    @lordkroak9468 3 года назад +73

    D boi: Take me home!
    Me: TO THE PLACE!!!!

  • @ska-punk96
    @ska-punk96 3 года назад +31

    1:13 lets go :D
    *Shy boi starts crying*
    Lets not

  • @ecw613
    @ecw613 3 года назад +29

    With the amount of cognitohazards that Frisky's been exposed to, he should be a full fleged SCP by now

  • @overkill0284
    @overkill0284 3 года назад +206

    Guys there is this weird statue outside my house, it moved whenever I blink. Please help.

    • @Sami-nl4nj
      @Sami-nl4nj 3 года назад +20

      Hug it

    • @Conwera
      @Conwera 3 года назад +37

      Just close your eyes and it will go away

    • @drderpybeaver2190
      @drderpybeaver2190 3 года назад +20

      It's a nut trust me it's just a nut...

    • @mav_lifts364
      @mav_lifts364 3 года назад +9

      Im sure youll be fineee *neck snapping*

    • @HULKO425O7
      @HULKO425O7 3 года назад +5

      its a penaut your fine

  • @theforklol2401
    @theforklol2401 3 года назад +9

    when you say wear a mask are we walking about spooky possesive mask in particular

  • @steves_a_god7558
    @steves_a_god7558 3 года назад +23

    Dammit the hazards are getting out of hand

  • @gravital5213
    @gravital5213 3 года назад +2

    guard: he isn't gonna help ya
    chaos: are you sure about that

  • @vibecheck6041
    @vibecheck6041 3 года назад +12

    And so after he bout his Taco Bell meal his toilet has seen hell for 28 minutes

  • @KiraTechS
    @KiraTechS 3 года назад +2

    4:55
    Frisk’s dead body acting a little naughty

  • @annastasia3040
    @annastasia3040 3 года назад +10

    Woulda watched the video but I was executed by the SCP foundation due to a cognito hazard

  • @OfficialExplosionMusic
    @OfficialExplosionMusic 3 года назад +7

    D-Boy: *crying* you c-came back for me... *sniff*

  • @sip3947
    @sip3947 3 года назад +3

    4:12 Frisky: I think when I put that in the video they're gonna think were Gay
    Other Guard:No... Theyre not
    *flashback of previous videos of Frisky doing the exact same thing*

  • @crypticplague925
    @crypticplague925 3 года назад +2

    it's 5:14 AM and I just screamed laughing and now I'm rethinking my life choices

  • @cosbro4310
    @cosbro4310 3 года назад +2

    Frisky: "why is my internet so FUCKING dogshit"
    Also Frisky: 10ms ping

  • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
    @djaccountisbfisbx3880 3 года назад +1

    An example of a cognitohazard is a dog mimicking 096’s scream. But that cognitohazard was neutralized when the Scopophobia update came out, considering 096 can’t see whoever didn’t activate it anymore.

  • @TinyP4nda
    @TinyP4nda 3 года назад +1

    First 10 seconds is a microwave meme i love you

  • @Zer0TheProdigy
    @Zer0TheProdigy 3 года назад

    3:12 "I don't have friends"
    *Famous last words*

  • @AB-ee9wg
    @AB-ee9wg 3 года назад +1

    Your videos are the only ones that give me chills when you get chased like if an sci was behind me irl. You are the best man and make my nights. Stay safe bro

    • @R3DAACTED
      @R3DAACTED 2 года назад

      Yeah I agree every time any high action moments play, I just go *crazy* like a stereotypical seizure

  • @vir.v2
    @vir.v2 3 года назад +1

    4:11 That went from 0 to 100 so fast

  • @snipz0844
    @snipz0844 3 года назад +2

    I love the titles of the videos he surely knows how to name them

  • @vardarokean5872
    @vardarokean5872 3 года назад +5

    It’s a good day when frisky uploads

  • @vizla6417
    @vizla6417 3 года назад +1

    *The love story of egg and frisky continues.*

  • @Pain-ll7eg
    @Pain-ll7eg 3 года назад +1

    Cognitohazards these days are hittin..

  • @deconstrict
    @deconstrict 3 года назад +1

    Frisky i love you as a person (no homo). Also been subbed since 48.2K subscribers. Your content + your music actually makes me less depressed. : j keep up the good work.

  • @creepypastaqueen8109
    @creepypastaqueen8109 3 года назад

    I love your videos they always make me happy

  • @spaz6223
    @spaz6223 3 года назад +2

    Society: Cognitohazards are dangerous! Be saf-
    Me: Haha! Potian vile go BRRRRRRRR

  • @usuk2410
    @usuk2410 3 года назад

    You know ima say it I liked your rap frisky but I’m also glad you came back to this

  • @kermitthecreep
    @kermitthecreep 3 года назад

    Cognitohazards are probably my favorite SCPs

  • @isaacog.2272
    @isaacog.2272 3 года назад

    Frisky AMEN those words of kindness. mask's save lives

  • @devilishkid3662
    @devilishkid3662 3 года назад

    I was watching this at night and the flash bang killed me my eyes for a sec

  • @thecombine887
    @thecombine887 3 года назад +1

    YES! this is great i needed something to watch while i eat my dinner

    • @Shin-lh9ih
      @Shin-lh9ih 3 года назад +1

      How! How! Same
      Im eating pancake you?

    • @verypog300
      @verypog300 3 года назад

      Bruh stop stalking me-

  • @Ali-er2yp
    @Ali-er2yp 3 года назад

    The weekly uploads are great

  • @egyptianguard8159
    @egyptianguard8159 3 года назад

    I FELT THAT STRESS SO HARD

  • @thatonedude7147
    @thatonedude7147 3 года назад

    4:44 This mans fear nobody

  • @SuperSaiyanEgg
    @SuperSaiyanEgg 3 года назад

    Thanks to you I found this game and LOVE it

  • @deltatango7654
    @deltatango7654 3 года назад +1

    frisky has awoken

  • @Nullonos
    @Nullonos 3 года назад

    Can't wait for the Egg And Frisky Make out Moments video.

  • @slendermanjackdavid3815
    @slendermanjackdavid3815 3 года назад +2

    4:12 so no one is gonna talk about this?

  • @wyattmarkey6563
    @wyattmarkey6563 3 года назад

    a cognitohazard is a mind affecting property certain scps have like 012

  • @thepocketcatonYT
    @thepocketcatonYT 3 года назад

    mom told me those papers, the rope and the gun were cognitohazards.. i dont think i can trust her anymore

  • @pinkiepie4732
    @pinkiepie4732 3 года назад

    Imagine if frisky manages to defeat 096 using the tesla gate

  • @hsep6101
    @hsep6101 3 года назад

    God I love these videos.

  • @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX
    @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX 3 года назад

    The cognito-hazard is incognito

  • @LoneWolf-iu8cx
    @LoneWolf-iu8cx 3 года назад

    Finnally frisky you save one life

  • @unidentified_4O4
    @unidentified_4O4 3 года назад +1

    SCP-096 Is Super pised with the parkour

  • @bananaman1241
    @bananaman1241 3 года назад +21

    Recipe for mozzarella sticks:Makes 24
    Prep time: 15 minutes
    Total time: 1 ½ hours
    Ingredients
    12 (1 ounce|30 gram) mozzarella cheese sticks, halved crosswise
    3/4 cup|100 grams all-purpose flour
    6 large eggs, lightly beaten
    4 cups|400 grams panko bread crumbs, finely crushed
    2 tablespoons olive oil
    1 tablespoon unsalted butter
    2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
    1 medium yellow onion, finely chopped
    1 tablespoon tomato paste
    1 (28-ounce|800 gram) can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by hand
    1 tablespoon granulated sugar
    1 teaspoon chile flakes
    kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
    canola oil, for frying
    Directions
    1. Place the flour, eggs, and bread crumbs in separate shallow dishes. Working with 1 piece of mozzarella at a time, dredge in flour, dip in eggs, and coat in breadcrumbs; repeat this process one more time, except don’t dredge them in the flour this go around. Lay on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet and refrigerate for 1 hour.
    2. Heat olive oil and butter in a 4-quart saucepan over medium-high; add garlic and onion and cook until soft, about 6 minutes. Add tomato paste and cook 2 minutes more, then add tomatoes, sugar, chile flakes, salt, and pepper; cook until thick, 15-18 minutes. Keep marinara sauce warm.
    3. Heat the oven to 250°F. Heat 2-inches canola oil in a 6-quart saucepan until a deep-fry thermometer reads 365°F. Working in batches, fry the mozzarella until golden and crisp, about 1 ½ minutes. Transfer the mozzarella sticks to paper towels to drain and place in the oven to keep warm while frying the remaining sticks. Serve hot and with marinara sauce.

    • @OreoCrimson
      @OreoCrimson 3 года назад

      i expected something funny but its actually a recipe, thanks i guess

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 3 года назад

      Hol up gotta screen shot this to make later

    • @liguow
      @liguow 3 года назад

      Saw on a video 2 years ago, unoriginal but still funny

    • @sprinkleman8103
      @sprinkleman8103 3 года назад +2

      **sees him post this on every frisky video**
      *He is a man of commitment and sheer fucking will*

    • @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356
      @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 3 года назад

      Thanks man, I’ll make some later

  • @darknessdarkrai4549
    @darknessdarkrai4549 3 года назад

    an extended add to help combat corona virus

  • @Nate-zx9nh
    @Nate-zx9nh 3 года назад

    I love how its half joking and half serious

  • @lemonlicker8122
    @lemonlicker8122 3 года назад +12

    I think it’s terrible that someone like frisky puts his heart and soul into making his videos but he still hasn’t gotten one mil cause of any youtuber deserves 1 mil it’s frisky

    • @lemonlicker8122
      @lemonlicker8122 3 года назад

      @ZigsTimeIsUp I know but he deserves one mil

    • @lemonlicker8122
      @lemonlicker8122 3 года назад

      @ZigsTimeIsUp he meant like strange for supporting him

    • @lemonlicker8122
      @lemonlicker8122 3 года назад

      @ZigsTimeIsUp also isnt kinda wrong that you get harassed for wishing someone the best

  • @Kirbyroth
    @Kirbyroth 3 года назад

    we lose so many Friskys to that statue

  • @icegamingfiregaming5441
    @icegamingfiregaming5441 3 года назад

    Instructions unclear had massive symptoms of shock

  • @that0nesiav870
    @that0nesiav870 3 года назад +1

    BRING BACK BADMIN

  • @arapaima7143
    @arapaima7143 3 года назад

    First time ,I had time to see frisky's video 30 mins after it was released

  • @AjarAvicii
    @AjarAvicii 2 года назад

    a, i have returned to this channel to regain my scp knowledge

  • @jtbush
    @jtbush 3 года назад

    4:55 what you asked seemed so fitting considering there was a "dog" there

  • @tommyredmond9213
    @tommyredmond9213 3 года назад

    First time I seen you save someone

  • @Sami-nl4nj
    @Sami-nl4nj 3 года назад

    A d boi with no gun
    Menacing

  • @CaseStingay
    @CaseStingay 3 года назад

    Frisky: NO MY LAG WHY IS MY INTERNET DOG SHI-
    Me: *Gets ad*

  • @bioscar4998
    @bioscar4998 3 года назад +1

    4:11
    They're back and official boys!!!

  • @bigballsacksinmyface
    @bigballsacksinmyface 3 года назад

    the outro radiated rich brian vibes

  • @lolz847
    @lolz847 3 года назад

    this went to a funny video to a serious message lol

  • @JustMejustLiving
    @JustMejustLiving 3 года назад

    Oh wow , I remember when cog hazards affected me .
    My mind was so young then .

  • @def426
    @def426 3 года назад

    These vidoes are fkn hilarious

  • @PROTO_CR.
    @PROTO_CR. 3 года назад

    bruh the door

  • @Jj-px5sx
    @Jj-px5sx 3 года назад

    When karma hits hard 4:40

  • @ape_II
    @ape_II 3 года назад

    ALPHA WARHEAD DETONATING IN T MINUS 90 SE-

  • @MajorBaker-vz9go
    @MajorBaker-vz9go 3 года назад +1

    Where's change, that was my jam

  • @disastrousdwarf
    @disastrousdwarf 3 года назад

    What an unusual glitch

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 Год назад

    4:32
    karma
    for all the times hes sacrificed people

  • @strawberry832
    @strawberry832 2 года назад

    gruffeon is probably the only person that frisky never betrayed in scpsl

  • @CactiKing200
    @CactiKing200 3 года назад

    At the end i would of died IRL

  • @memebigboi5330
    @memebigboi5330 3 года назад

    Cognito hazards are the best

  • @mobbinxballin79
    @mobbinxballin79 3 года назад

    My parents said i was a cognitohazard so i sent them to the scp foundation in my stay. Haven't heard from either of them since.

  • @ariawatson_
    @ariawatson_ 3 года назад

    Nah man im always infected by the congnito hazard that i cant even get out of d cell

  • @_lexisntdeadjustyet
    @_lexisntdeadjustyet 3 года назад

    Love the fucking song at the end

  • @XKjs420
    @XKjs420 3 года назад

    SCP-096 SHOULD COME TO THE O5 COUNCIL OFFICE

  • @user-yq1kn1dg6c
    @user-yq1kn1dg6c 3 года назад

    So that's where my squads gone.

  • @euclidfegelein5477
    @euclidfegelein5477 3 года назад +2

    FRISKY: Go straight just go straight
    *Pathetic*

  • @tonyball4230
    @tonyball4230 3 года назад

    Love you Frisky

  • @cavallopazzo3227
    @cavallopazzo3227 3 года назад

    Bro your songs are whohop!

  • @josiahd4073
    @josiahd4073 3 года назад

    VIRTUAL HUGS ANYONE

  • @monkey-sz5jr
    @monkey-sz5jr 3 года назад

    "why is my internet so dogshit?"
    >11 ping

  • @alertedanemone7
    @alertedanemone7 3 года назад

    Thankfully they fixed the door glitch today.

  • @SC4PHI0
    @SC4PHI0 3 года назад

    GET OUT MY WAY SON! DOORS STUCK DOORS STUCK

  • @onekingdom1955
    @onekingdom1955 3 года назад

    Amazing

  • @super_sentai9998
    @super_sentai9998 3 года назад +1

    Literally that same glitch happened to me a few weeks ago

  • @jphoenix9670
    @jphoenix9670 3 года назад

    Damn I just want some SCP-420-J

  • @riotbird2694
    @riotbird2694 3 года назад

    I rather run to a tesla gate than come and team up with frisky

  • @LEGO-Man184
    @LEGO-Man184 3 года назад

    2:13 THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO ME (sometimes) AND ITS VERY ANNYOING

  • @su-bs13
    @su-bs13 3 года назад

    The doors: YOUR DOOR PRIVILEGES ARE NOW FUCKING REVOOKED

    • @su-bs13
      @su-bs13 3 года назад

      I had got that from black ops 2 zombies when you piss T.E.D.D off

  • @samuelcolon8311
    @samuelcolon8311 3 года назад +1

    Remember you do your thing when you have to do your God please do it again

  • @pian1st_dude609
    @pian1st_dude609 3 года назад

    Cant wait for the D-BOIZZZZ

  • @shrunken_map1
    @shrunken_map1 3 года назад

    Hes just standing there menacingly. Yare yare daze