Project Zomboid but there's only one zombie... and he is invincible

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @CallMeKevin
    @CallMeKevin  6 месяцев назад +2628

    This was a fun one, thanks for the love everyone! We have some cool new stuff coming up but I got to go for now... Jeff is here, see ya next week!

  • @hhdbhn302
    @hhdbhn302 6 месяцев назад +4053

    He straight up parked on Jeff .... That's actually so smart it makes up for the dumb idea of setting Jeff on fire

    • @joeb3017
      @joeb3017 6 месяцев назад +456

      At the same time tho, he didn't think to just leave his car parked on him and sleep somewhere else but instead spent a crazy amount of time finding sleeping pills so he could sleep in the car on top of him. I think that's still a net negative on ideas.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 6 месяцев назад +342

      @@joeb3017 Considering that Jeff seems to respawn a lot whenever he's off screen, Kevin keeping Jeff in sight was the better idea. I was half expecting Jeff to teleport out of the van and attack Kevin while he was sleeping, though

    • @hfjireh
      @hfjireh 6 месяцев назад +13

      but he cant sleep with Jeff underneath him!

    • @joeb3017
      @joeb3017 6 месяцев назад +90

      @@mar_speedman True, I'm not sure the exact laws of physics that govern Jeff the zombie. If he's able to magically change underwear, it's not outside the realm of possibility for him to escape a car. Perhaps Kevin knew something we don't?

    • @Profeshinal
      @Profeshinal 6 месяцев назад +32

      @@joeb3017 Maybe jeff could magically change his underwear to something bigger than the van so then the van would have to be moved out of the way, thus letting jeff get back up. And since we only ever see jeff do this off screen, Kevin was still a genius because he kept jeff on screen while he was under the van

  • @hopelesswatermelon8543
    @hopelesswatermelon8543 6 месяцев назад +5230

    "A really annoying neighbour who wants you dead" so... Jim Pickens?

    • @that_pan_chick8650
      @that_pan_chick8650 6 месяцев назад +43

      😂 literally the definition of Jim

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 6 месяцев назад +110

      It's Jim's lesser known cousin, Jeff Pickens.

    • @ever55
      @ever55 6 месяцев назад +31

      Vid Cund is that you?

    • @KhairyanNP
      @KhairyanNP 6 месяцев назад +5

      Is all mighty Ragnarok

    • @chicken4976
      @chicken4976 6 месяцев назад +6

      No, Jim is That Weird Neighbour

  • @warmerj8520
    @warmerj8520 6 месяцев назад +1322

    Love how "Not safe to sleep here" translated to "Not tired enough" in Kevin's brain.

    • @stidles5461
      @stidles5461 6 месяцев назад +95

      not tired enough to say "feck it who cares how unsafe it is" lol

    • @basil9973
      @basil9973 4 месяца назад +41

      To be fair, in the game fear and pain prevent you from sleeping up until you're tired enough. It would honestly make sense for the same thing to happen with danger

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin Месяц назад +1

      @@basil9973 Yep, Kevin is proving, once again, he's a genius.

  • @mferreiraluiza
    @mferreiraluiza 6 месяцев назад +2366

    It's kinda beautiful in a way how even in a zombie apocalypse Kevin manages to get in an 🏃‍♂️🚗 accident

    • @ryanjackson854
      @ryanjackson854 6 месяцев назад +51

      It was outa pocket but he ain’t wrong

    • @WailfulSeeker82
      @WailfulSeeker82 6 месяцев назад +36

      A one zombie apocalypse, to be precise. I think that says alot... 😂

    • @IgnoreingClass
      @IgnoreingClass 6 месяцев назад +26

      It was a canon event, if it didn't happen the keverse could collapse

    • @sativasavanttv
      @sativasavanttv 6 месяцев назад +8

      Gotta hand it to him for being consistent

    • @dalila55
      @dalila55 6 месяцев назад +5

      You all are forgetting the amount of car crashes in TWD games & Lori crashing her car in an open road at earlier seasons. 😂

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 6 месяцев назад +402

    Jeff isn't actually a zombie, he just looks like that after being repeatedly brutally assaulted by a paranoid Kevin

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 6 месяцев назад +52

      And yet he still insists on following Kevin everywhere. Theyre both equally obssesed with each other but in oposite ways.

    • @GodzillaSamurai
      @GodzillaSamurai 4 месяца назад +12

      Legend says its because jeff was trying to return Kevin his wallet

  • @thekidkhalid3286
    @thekidkhalid3286 6 месяцев назад +968

    Jeff seems to have no sense of personal space

    • @jenniferc.6165
      @jenniferc.6165 6 месяцев назад +9

      He wanted to be in the cult too, but Kevin told Jeff, "No you can't, you'd be eating my subscribers on a daily basis and (our Dear Leader} Jim Pickens wouldn't have any cult followers then." LOL

    • @darthrevan2843
      @darthrevan2843 4 месяца назад +2

      saint row good game

  • @amanderan_oranges
    @amanderan_oranges 6 месяцев назад +920

    Kevin and Zomboid go together like Jim and Pickens

  • @EnviousWorm1532
    @EnviousWorm1532 6 месяцев назад +292

    Oddly enough this made me REALLY want a kevin zomboid series where there's NO zombies it's just a man alone in the world losing his mind and (inevitably) dying in a car crash

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 6 месяцев назад +27

      That sounds like a wonderful plot for indie post-apocaliptic movie. Or maybe a remake of I Am Legend. Or just an average day out fo Kevin. Theres a reason he never leaves his house, he knows what would happen to him.

    • @Verdessa1273
      @Verdessa1273 6 месяцев назад +28

      turning off zombies is actually a really good way to learn the ins and outs of the game, and it's actually kinda fun too

    • @Sir_nuggets
      @Sir_nuggets 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@pedrovallefin8406and after the protag dies Jonny b good plays whil we zoom out all the way to the voyager one flouting thrue space

  • @AddisonStaats-uq6oj
    @AddisonStaats-uq6oj 6 месяцев назад +313

    Thank you for not quitting youtube. I know it can be very stressful and there's alot of work that goes into it, but your chaotic content really makes my day and has helped me get through alot of my own issues recently. You are a legend, and if you ever do quit before the inevitable, I'll remember you for helping me. Thanks Kevin!

  • @NeverCallEllis
    @NeverCallEllis 6 месяцев назад +4420

    Imagine a alternate universe where instead of 'Jeff the killer' we have 'Jeff the annoying neighbour that wants you dead'

  • @MilesGreenMusic
    @MilesGreenMusic 6 месяцев назад +1272

    I like the "hey friend" Instead of "friends". It makes me feel like I'm Kevin's favorite cult memb- uh I mean RUclips viewer 🥰

    • @hfjireh
      @hfjireh 6 месяцев назад +41

      it makes me feel alone... 😦

    • @bannankev
      @bannankev 6 месяцев назад +19

      I mean I’m Kevin so clearly I’m a favorite cult member of the RUclips community.

    • @lumpy1093
      @lumpy1093 6 месяцев назад +36

      Lads, we don't have to fight over who is the favorite. Don't you see? On RUclips we are one, we are the viewer, we are... "friend" we are all favorites.✋️😀🤚
      All heil Jim. 🙏

    • @pancake8180
      @pancake8180 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@lumpy1093 sounds like something a not favourite would say

    • @hfjireh
      @hfjireh 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@pancake8180 ohh thats harsh

  • @WalrusWinking
    @WalrusWinking 6 месяцев назад +423

    "Hey there friend" Kevin what happened to "friends"?! Where is your other friend? 👀👀

    • @CallMeKevin
      @CallMeKevin  6 месяцев назад +311

      It was Jeff... but you saw how that turned out

    • @sheenakr7616
      @sheenakr7616 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@CallMeKevin jeff aint your friend, i thought he was your angry neighbour

    • @D_Skipper
      @D_Skipper 6 месяцев назад +43

      @@sheenakr7616they _were_ friends. Up until... the incident.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@D_Skipper Did Jeff run Kevin over with his car did Kevin run him over? Or is it like a cycle of incidents?

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@D_Skipper *Ominous boom*

  • @Eenkognito
    @Eenkognito 6 месяцев назад +802

    'Who keeps toilet paper in the glove box' My dad does, its a space-concious replacement for tissue paper for sneezes and stuff, and works for bloody noses and gauze stuff too.

    • @dingowarrior815
      @dingowarrior815 6 месяцев назад +15

      Same
      Damn allergies

    • @ajm5007
      @ajm5007 6 месяцев назад +105

      Using toilet paper in place of gauze is generally not a great idea because it's intended to fall apart when wet, which makes it difficult to fully remove from a wound (or nosebleed) later. You want something that can be removed in one piece, even after it's soaked in blood.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 6 месяцев назад +4

      My dad does cuz he goes hiking a lot.

    • @HiItsMars
      @HiItsMars 6 месяцев назад +46

      @@ajm5007 yep. Textbook “do not” example.

    • @garethkalum8297
      @garethkalum8297 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@ajm5007 this! 💯

  • @tccasanova
    @tccasanova 6 месяцев назад +146

    I love the implication that jeff is the reason the town is empty, by violence or by fear

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 6 месяцев назад +19

      In reality they all left because of Kevin, they feared him far more than they did Jeff. Jeff was actually the only one willing to stay around to suffer Kevins company. And yet Kevin doesnt apreciate all he does for him. What a tragic bromance they have.

  • @tithikarmakar7055
    @tithikarmakar7055 6 месяцев назад +286

    3:21 I just got jumpscared by Kevin: Español Edition. I feel like my year has been made.

    • @andheregoesmyname
      @andheregoesmyname 6 месяцев назад +31

      no quieres poco
      TU NECESITAS MÁS, MÁS, MÁS

    • @felalito
      @felalito Месяц назад

      no querieres un poco?
      TU NECESITAS MAS MAS MAS

    • @MiHiFiDi
      @MiHiFiDi Месяц назад

      donde la puedo comprar?

  • @CallOfCutie69
    @CallOfCutie69 6 месяцев назад +409

    One slow but invincible enemy is one of my phobias, ngl..
    it’s very.. death-like 💀

    • @aev6075
      @aev6075 6 месяцев назад +46

      Have you watched "it follows"? It's about STDs (I think) but the idea is just that.

    • @fromwalet
      @fromwalet 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yessss

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 6 месяцев назад +34

      I mean, as long as the enemy can't magically teleport or phase through obstacles, you could just put the creature in a room it can't break out of or pus it ito a pit and pour concrete into the pit so it is forever trapped in stone.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 6 месяцев назад +33

      ​@TF2CrunchyFrog yeah but doing that causes it to possess whatever structure is built on top of the concrete pit, and gives it an unquenchable hunger for trespassing children

    • @CallOfCutie69
      @CallOfCutie69 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog as long as you stay healthy and do checkups you won’t die… until you slip up 💀

  • @lucienmoolman8017
    @lucienmoolman8017 6 месяцев назад +376

    Kevin and Jeff: Frienemies

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 6 месяцев назад +19

      *one sided Frienemies

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 4 месяца назад +1

      That isn't Jeff the killer, that's Jeff the Frenemy

  • @lindseymjjfan
    @lindseymjjfan 6 месяцев назад +173

    "You go in, I go out. Great, now you want out too." - trying to wrangle kids/pets (also Jeff)
    Love all the challenges you do in Project Zomboid ❤

  • @hecknfrick4236
    @hecknfrick4236 6 месяцев назад +72

    There were so many times when I thought "why doesn't he park the car on top of Jeff and sleep on the ground?" Would that work?

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 6 месяцев назад +47

      He'd gave to get far enough away from the zombie for the game to no longer think he's indanger, which might cause it to respawn.

    • @daefaron
      @daefaron 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@jindo5was wondering if it was just spawning after he got so far away

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 6 месяцев назад +37

      @@daefaron It respawns nearby after he gets a certain distance away. That's why it changes clothes, and stopped being on fire.

    • @Lilll3
      @Lilll3 3 месяца назад

      or if just jeff wasnt around at some moment, try to sleep in a car at a random time

  • @midlifecrisi
    @midlifecrisi 6 месяцев назад +47

    Kevin forgot the most important part of any plan: Kevin-proofing.

  • @mathiassvendsen9788
    @mathiassvendsen9788 6 месяцев назад +50

    Kevin saying “Hey there Friend” instead of “Friends” threw me for a loop but I realize I like it. Hey to you too friend!

  • @joshuawilliams7033
    @joshuawilliams7033 6 месяцев назад +122

    I too have a really really annoying neighbor that wants me dead

    • @TheHiddenSystem
      @TheHiddenSystem 6 месяцев назад +8

      I have myself that wants me dead 😃

    • @ryanm2
      @ryanm2 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheHiddenSystem Getting real.

    • @mr_ars0nist812
      @mr_ars0nist812 6 месяцев назад +4

      Dinkleberg ….

  • @ThePrettyTomboy
    @ThePrettyTomboy 6 месяцев назад +177

    It's fascinating that Snail Assassin has gotten to the point that people who have never heard of Gavin or RT reference it regularly. RIP Rooster Teeth.

    • @dharma_dude
      @dharma_dude 6 месяцев назад +24

      I was looking for this, surprised nobody else knows/remembers it was a Rooster Teeth thing.
      Originally from episode 285 of the RT Podcast, animated short for the uninitiated:
      ruclips.net/video/HINYhLtaaxc/видео.htmlsi=RIbeKsaSGZ_U-6C0

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 6 месяцев назад +11

      with the snail thing couldn't you just lock it in something? or is there some ability or something it has that I don't know?

    • @emmab982
      @emmab982 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@Greenhawk4 you could, but the whole point is it will eventually escape and come after you again

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@emmab982 but like its just a snail, I don't think it would have super strength or anything and I don't really see how it would break out of really any container.

    • @anonomooose
      @anonomooose 6 месяцев назад +19

      @@Greenhawk4 land snails have teeth that they use to scrape and cut food. In theory, an immortal snail could use its teeth to scrape its way out if the box

  • @john98765333
    @john98765333 6 месяцев назад +80

    20:32 You dropped your bag. xD
    Also, I am surprised you didn't park a car on top of him, and then sleep in another vehicle nearby, lol

    • @miarok3
      @miarok3 6 месяцев назад +5

      I'm wondering why he didn't drive super far, park, and sleep before Jeff pops up 😭

    • @WailfulSeeker82
      @WailfulSeeker82 6 месяцев назад +18

      ​@miarok3 i think the game teleported Jeff anytime he was out of range

    • @theminerboy5694
      @theminerboy5694 4 месяца назад

      I believe zombies can eventually crawl out from under vehicles in PZ.

  • @philipramirez5406
    @philipramirez5406 6 месяцев назад +24

    Honestly that ending was perfect. You two really were more a like than anyone really knew lmao

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 6 месяцев назад +8

      I mean, the moment Kevin started to walk around aimlessly in his underwear thirsting for gasoline and cigarettes, it became clear that Jeff was actually his less insane and more put together reflection all along.

  • @OzOrnis
    @OzOrnis 6 месяцев назад +24

    "Jeff" is such a normalcy whiplash. I usually expect names like "Man" or "The"...

  • @espenbuhaugsveinungsen
    @espenbuhaugsveinungsen 6 месяцев назад +40

    00:01 can't you put said snail in a container forever?

    • @galifrey2242
      @galifrey2242 6 месяцев назад +9

      No container last forever

    • @espenbuhaugsveinungsen
      @espenbuhaugsveinungsen 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@galifrey2242 a glass container probably will last my lifetime

    • @theopinionreaper
      @theopinionreaper 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@espenbuhaugsveinungsenThat's implying that this supposed supernatural snail does not possess supernatural abilities

    • @xxlegendaryalduinxx3245
      @xxlegendaryalduinxx3245 5 месяцев назад +5

      The thing isbin the original story you get offered immortality till the snail touches you, it will follow you non stop it doesn't have to sleep or rest and is way smarter than any human ever lived and other humans cant interact in any way with the snail so you're also in your own, surely you could try that but eventually it will find a way to leave the container but it could wait till the glass or plastic or whatever degrades, or let's say you trap him in a vault, the snail will find a way to get out even if it has to spend the next 100.000 years breaking out it will eventually escape the place you put it into cuz he basically has all the time in the universe to touch ya, hell it might even use it's intelligence to try and touch you while you try to put it in another container

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 4 месяца назад

      no dude the sun is going to explode then all containers cease to exist

  • @Shibdyuti
    @Shibdyuti 6 месяцев назад +40

    I mean Jeff probably wants his revenge for starting a zombie apocalypse in his peaceful neighbourhood last time.
    Mmmm...I love me some popped corn and a huge jug of gasoline

  • @vicolin6126
    @vicolin6126 6 месяцев назад +60

    Tbh, this would have been more fun if "Jeff" didn't cheat by respawning behind Kevin as soon as he travels 50 meters away.

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 6 месяцев назад +21

      How would that be more fun? more like "more easy" and exponentially shorter video. Unless you mean that there would still be anti-trapping mechanics in place. Even then driving to the other side of the map would make it pretty easy when there's no other zombies to worry about. It would give many days of trouble-free existence. Then as soon as he appears you'd just drive to the other side.

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 4 месяца назад

      wrong comment

  • @blutlust_yt5557
    @blutlust_yt5557 6 месяцев назад +29

    Easy solution: park on Jeff, walk 10 Meters from the car, then sleep ._.

    • @Sparrowo51
      @Sparrowo51 4 месяца назад +1

      This was frustrating me so much omg

    • @JaquavionAndFriends
      @JaquavionAndFriends 4 месяца назад +3

      In Louisville, the city police station has a fenced off area that has no possible way for zombies to access it. It would be safe to sleep there (most likely) and you could make a base and farm.

  • @gururue5996
    @gururue5996 6 месяцев назад +86

    All Jeff really wanted was to tell you about your extended Car Warranty.

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 6 месяцев назад +53

    I genuinely had a fear of snails in my childhood because of the "Immortal Snail". I had nightmares and everything. Thanks for the memories!! (also hyped for some Project Zomboid)

    • @maregondrako
      @maregondrako 6 месяцев назад +17

      If you had a fear of the immortal snail in your childhood, you're still in your childhood

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@maregondrako I dunno, it's entirely possible they've grown into their late teens or early 20's.

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 6 месяцев назад +2

      its a snail. Even if it were somehow real do you not realize you could just lock it up somewhere or trap it?

    • @SPOOKiE_GRND
      @SPOOKiE_GRND 6 месяцев назад +5

      The reading comprehension tho. OP said they HAD a fear in their childhood. Not that they still do.
      I cant wait to wake up and find out that I was the one who actually misread.

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Greenhawk4 The one you locked up or trapped was just a decoy snail.

  • @brandonguthrie6511
    @brandonguthrie6511 6 месяцев назад +34

    Just in case Kevin ever reads this, tired moodles won't cause you to randomly fall asleep, and sleeping pills just drain your tired moodles instead of making you fall asleep. However, being tired does reduce the damage you deal, your field of vision, and your fatigue regeneration. In short, sleep deprivation may not kill you, but it will cause your death if left unchecked long enough.

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 6 месяцев назад +2

      Although there _is_ a nice mod that makes the character pass out when at max tiredness. Granted even using that it wouldn't actually be a problem to fall asleep where the zombie can get to the character. One zombie isn't enough of a threat.

  • @saturnwhale
    @saturnwhale 6 месяцев назад +26

    Jeff still wouldn't be the worst roommate I've ever had.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 6 месяцев назад +3

      But Kevin probably would be. See, him and Jeff are something of a package deal, if you want to be in the company of one of them you would have to be able to stand the other. Most cant dot that, and with just reason.

  • @VampireofEmotion
    @VampireofEmotion 6 месяцев назад +9

    I used to have a recurring nightmare as a kid that there was an immortal pigeon following me and if he saw me I would die instantly so thanks for retraumatising me Kevin x

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 6 месяцев назад +12

    22:40 "After everything we've been through, we've gone from neighbors to roomates" That's the perfect segue to make Jeff a Sim 🧟🏠

  • @inturnhell334
    @inturnhell334 6 месяцев назад +43

    Poor Jeff he just wanted a hug

  • @mitchellsidebottom9271
    @mitchellsidebottom9271 6 месяцев назад +6

    You know how it's been said that the only person who can score a zero on a test is someone who is a master at the subject?
    That's Kevin, but with Project Zomboid. He can survive the craziest challenges while being the only player in the world who makes Sunday Driver look like a free trait.

  • @anneblackk
    @anneblackk 6 месяцев назад +20

    I like it when things go right over people’s head. I read a comment just now saying: No the zombie wouldn’t be distracted by the scarecrow when you put your clothes on it. Because they are attracted to human brain and smell brain as well..
    Obviously.

    • @CisnePelado
      @CisnePelado 6 месяцев назад +12

      That wouldn't work tho, the scarecrow clearly had more brain

  • @memyselfandi1935
    @memyselfandi1935 6 месяцев назад +9

    21:25 of course you know this place.....
    It's the home of the legendary THE MAN 2....

  • @NightcoreDemon
    @NightcoreDemon 6 месяцев назад +19

    Invincible snail touches you die, put on gloves, grab snail, put glue on snails shell, glue snail inside a small metal safe, put small safe inside a bigger safe, throw safe in ocean, live peacefully.
    Alternatively if the snail can kill you through clothes. Pay someone to do the actions above for you.

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 6 месяцев назад +3

      do you really have to use safes? I mean its a snail could you not just do the glue thing then lock in some tupperware or something like that.

    • @merlith4650
      @merlith4650 6 месяцев назад +8

      Or you could just move to a different country every decade or so. It's still just a snail.
      For instance, even if you were to give the snail the ability to fly and phase through everything, it would still take the snail 20 years to reach where I live in Europe from Los Angeles, and that's assuming I stay in the same spot, as everytime I go somewhere else the snail's progress will slow down due to having to alter course.

    • @LaydiNite
      @LaydiNite 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@merlith4650 Couldn't it just hitch a ride on a boat?

    • @cappuchino_creations
      @cappuchino_creations 6 месяцев назад +5

      Since the snail is able to move it means physics do apply. I'd ask nasa how much they want for taking the snail along with the next Mars-Rocket. They can just ziplock it tight, tape it to the rover. Profit.

    • @NightcoreDemon
      @NightcoreDemon 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Greenhawk4 Better SAFE than sorry

  • @Hhhiii2233
    @Hhhiii2233 6 месяцев назад +11

    0:01 have you heard of malcom homes?

  • @ans14.88
    @ans14.88 3 месяца назад +1

    imagine living at the edge of the map, having a good life, water source, electricity and then... hearing the door knocks

  • @LameEditor24
    @LameEditor24 6 месяцев назад +43

    Kevin is the type of guy to record himself playing a game and record it on RUclips

    • @Meraverin
      @Meraverin 6 месяцев назад +5

      He seems more of the play a video on RUclips and record it on a video game type

  • @OzzyTravels
    @OzzyTravels 6 месяцев назад +11

    *irl hear Kevin say "I'm going to eat his meat"
    Takes a double take and rewind ten seconds to make sure I'm not sick in the head 😅😂

  • @georgiemac1784
    @georgiemac1784 6 месяцев назад +34

    Kevin releasing a project zombie?? Sure i'll refuse any social plans, stay in with some snacks and watch it... totally not just any excuse to stay home introvert style 😂❤

  • @madscientistgamingcentral8689
    @madscientistgamingcentral8689 19 дней назад +1

    What you can do that would make it too easy is create a fence/crate/fence cage. The zombie wont be able to target the fences as it can "climb" the fence but the fence on the other side of the crate will prevent a crawl over.

  • @mrsparkle9048
    @mrsparkle9048 6 месяцев назад +7

    "Topless arsonist and his slow-moving nearly nude friend terrorize small Kentucky towns, news at 11"

  • @SayHelloToOblivion
    @SayHelloToOblivion 4 месяца назад +2

    I laughed so hard at “my name is Jeff” at 2:10. 😂😂😂
    Also, so proud of Kevin learning Spanish from the home land. 😊

  • @hhdbhn302
    @hhdbhn302 6 месяцев назад +8

    A Project Zomboid video by Kevin.... on a Saturday evening, right as I am settling down to get cozy.... balm for my wounded soul

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow 6 месяцев назад +2

    More project zomboid!!! Absolutely my favourite game, honestly considering the overlap in their playbase, I'm surprised Kevin hasn't played Rimworld, especially since it's basically an evolution of Sims 4 if you played it like an absolute psychpath

  • @JamesCallow-yb9dz
    @JamesCallow-yb9dz 6 месяцев назад +3

    “I put all of his books in the oven and turned it on!”
    That made me laugh harder than it should’ve😂

  • @Machiavel3061
    @Machiavel3061 6 месяцев назад +4

    Future Kevin running from the past Kevin's mistakes. My favorite.

  • @slidem2k
    @slidem2k 4 месяца назад +1

    Makes me think about the movie "it follows" where you're always followed by an invisible entity

  • @AngelBirdo
    @AngelBirdo 6 месяцев назад +4

    1:08 "Why do I have so much corn??" Ah yes, the same question Ohioans ask themselves every morning

  • @collinjeffreys-bain4967
    @collinjeffreys-bain4967 6 месяцев назад +4

    Kevin: I'm in condition to drive right now.
    Kevin immediately after: The new plan is to bullet down the road cross country to find sleeping pills.

  • @danielhutchison7259
    @danielhutchison7259 6 месяцев назад +3

    Yes more zomboid please. RUclips algorithm did something right for once 2 years ago and showed me Kevin simultaneously exposing me to zomboid been watching and playing both ever since.

  • @Zomikovv
    @Zomikovv 5 месяцев назад +2

    the irony in getting stuck in his own trap with the very person he was supposed to trap.. how kevin!

  • @tuomaselo4877
    @tuomaselo4877 6 месяцев назад +5

    "Why do i have so mutch corn?"
    average soviet citizen during the Khrushchev era.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 4 месяца назад

      It's for the telecorn

  • @Tr1t0n.
    @Tr1t0n. 6 месяцев назад +114

    Its like that one snail

    • @puppypoggers
      @puppypoggers 6 месяцев назад +3

      maybe Jeff's real identity is Snail

    • @jimmypetrock
      @jimmypetrock 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes

    • @CanItTookann
      @CanItTookann 6 месяцев назад +20

      yeah… he says that in the intro

    • @Tr1t0n.
      @Tr1t0n. 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@CanItTookann I said this When i clicked on the vid almost immediately

    • @PlushChie
      @PlushChie 6 месяцев назад +1

      Which snail? Because I don't know any snail that looks like a zombie

  • @IceeVR069
    @IceeVR069 3 месяца назад +9

    THE TERRARIA SOUND 0:11

  • @irishjournalgaming
    @irishjournalgaming 6 месяцев назад +1

    neighbors to roommates you say... i wonder what will be next, perhaps.... lovers?

  • @Axelle114
    @Axelle114 6 месяцев назад +5

    This man is truly a strategic genius! ...So much so, that he falls for his own traps...

  • @thebuffman5597
    @thebuffman5597 6 месяцев назад +2

    Now, since you succeeded by finding a sledgehammer (endgame)
    Now try it with a sprinter, just for the adrenaline.
    Quick tip: vitamins can reduce fatigue.
    Goal sleep once. again.
    Extra diff setting (optional): The zombie can open doors and windows.
    Good luck!

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 6 месяцев назад +4

    3:20 "No quieres poco, tu necesitas más, más, más (You don't want a little, you need more, more, more)"
    9:26 "As the official spokesman of Gasolina energy drink, 'Gasolina auténtica' "
    I'm surprised by the Spanish gas advertising (you could just call it "G Fuel", though that might be a trademark infringement) ⛽

  • @justalittleturtle5600
    @justalittleturtle5600 6 месяцев назад +2

    *Kev, retelling his story:* And we were roommates.
    *The viewers:* Oh my god they were roommates.

  • @galaxygothxd
    @galaxygothxd 6 месяцев назад +3

    i needed this upload very badly today. i needed to laugh when iv been upset and overstimulated the whole day. thank you kevin ❤

  • @xCriticalStrikex
    @xCriticalStrikex 4 месяца назад +1

    Haha your sound effects are always on point. The crafting from Breath of the wild, and the pyromaniac from hearthstone hahaha

  • @LittleDov3
    @LittleDov3 6 месяцев назад +6

    Call me Kevin plays project zombiod but it’s only him and one really dedicated stalker

  • @Interweblurker
    @Interweblurker 6 месяцев назад +2

    Its the cousin of the immortal snail, but a zombie

  • @DrChuzz
    @DrChuzz 6 месяцев назад +3

    You’ve done so many pz videos but still every time I see u upload one I get excited! Also you got me into the game and now I have 100+ hours and am lovin it, thanks!

  • @dcninjaadventures5755
    @dcninjaadventures5755 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Why is there toilet paper in the glovebox?"
    *if ykyk*

  • @kateryna3381
    @kateryna3381 6 месяцев назад +5

    Finally, thanks god I barely survived this week, fecking hell

  • @tiffanyd9198
    @tiffanyd9198 6 месяцев назад +1

    "what do you mean your not open? LET ME IN. theres a lunatic out here! (kevin_breaking_window .mp3).... oh sorry, there two lunatics out here" 16:04 btw

  • @nathancote251
    @nathancote251 6 месяцев назад +10

    Kevin always have the best idea in project Zomboid!

  • @Sandwitch48
    @Sandwitch48 6 месяцев назад +2

    I'm loving the quality of editing! Good job Kevin

  • @judedecoff1672
    @judedecoff1672 6 месяцев назад +3

    I LOVE YOU KEVIN ….. Where’s Grognak The Destroyer Atty at Law been?

  • @CPLGDR
    @CPLGDR 6 месяцев назад +1

    One thing that I've been thinking: you can get mechanics up quickly by watching Car Zone, and then you can use your metal working to repair your hood, which will protect your engine

  • @thrilltech
    @thrilltech 6 месяцев назад +4

    KEVIN! Good luck to Ireland ESC right now!! Do you watch it???

  • @shrs06_
    @shrs06_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    Kevin to Jeff: You and I are not so different, my friend.

  • @namename2889
    @namename2889 6 месяцев назад +3

    yay

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 6 месяцев назад +2

    2 vehicles is all you need to be untouchable for a while, just park so the driver's door is up against the other car and they can't reach you

  • @call_me_river
    @call_me_river 6 месяцев назад +2

    5:01 no not that! 😂

  • @jjjjjj6714
    @jjjjjj6714 6 месяцев назад +4

    @CallMeKevin I love your content, man, but why are you mass deleting videos and making them private. So, so much content has been removed. Why????????

  • @aev6075
    @aev6075 6 месяцев назад +2

    14:25, me when I used to do construction work and people either stole the toiletpaper or wiped perhaps abit too much...

  • @Antraeon
    @Antraeon Месяц назад

    The wood flooring on the lanes from the bowling alley are not solid and zombies will fall through them, however their pathfinding will cause them to go straight over top of them all the time. You can use these tiles to build a base with a zig-zag entrance that only you can enter.

  • @mar_speedman
    @mar_speedman 6 месяцев назад +2

    Kevin out there playing Resident Evil but there are no zombies, only Mr X

  • @oli.oli.
    @oli.oli. 6 месяцев назад +1

    last night i had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse, but there were only 3 zombies so it was a mild inconvenience

  • @AidenFeltkamp
    @AidenFeltkamp 6 месяцев назад +1

    Such a classic Kevin ending

  • @velterxs
    @velterxs 26 дней назад

    Imagine starting on the other side of the map and driving to luieville to finally get some peace and then when you wake up after looting and finding a base there's banging on your bedroom door.

  • @alishafarhadiba
    @alishafarhadiba 6 месяцев назад +1

    the stardew valley soundtrack randomly playing in the background always had me 😭😭😭🤣

  • @bibliomorganrevival
    @bibliomorganrevival 6 месяцев назад +1

    And we all know what is going on in this video: The everlast and undying love of Jeff.

  • @FrinceFries._.
    @FrinceFries._. 19 дней назад

    That door knock sound effect gave me a heart attack 17:45

  • @briand8335
    @briand8335 5 месяцев назад

    from imprisoning villagers, zombies, and sims, finally Kevin has become such a military genius that he was able to trap himself! Kevin be praised!

  • @pravitkeyo9167
    @pravitkeyo9167 6 месяцев назад +2

    0:33 another day for Kevin

  • @SurlyCatMeow
    @SurlyCatMeow 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is such a fun video, really good idea! Absolutely loving the new content!

  • @lukevankleef4245
    @lukevankleef4245 6 месяцев назад +1

    You could have just parked on top of jeff in front of a house and then go into the house to sleep

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 6 месяцев назад

    What Kevin did there with the Chicken shop and the HQ is what everyone in Leeds has done with the Asda offices at least once. It's their own fault for making it look like a supermarket.

  • @LuisArdiendo101
    @LuisArdiendo101 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is not how I remembered Resident Evil 3: Nemesis