Project Zomboid but there's only one zombie... and he is invincible

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @CallMeKevin
    @CallMeKevin  4 месяца назад +2473

    This was a fun one, thanks for the love everyone! We have some cool new stuff coming up but I got to go for now... Jeff is here, see ya next week!

  • @hhdbhn302
    @hhdbhn302 4 месяца назад +3596

    He straight up parked on Jeff .... That's actually so smart it makes up for the dumb idea of setting Jeff on fire

    • @joeb3017
      @joeb3017 4 месяца назад +417

      At the same time tho, he didn't think to just leave his car parked on him and sleep somewhere else but instead spent a crazy amount of time finding sleeping pills so he could sleep in the car on top of him. I think that's still a net negative on ideas.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 месяца назад +316

      @@joeb3017 Considering that Jeff seems to respawn a lot whenever he's off screen, Kevin keeping Jeff in sight was the better idea. I was half expecting Jeff to teleport out of the van and attack Kevin while he was sleeping, though

    • @hfjireh
      @hfjireh 4 месяца назад +11

      but he cant sleep with Jeff underneath him!

    • @joeb3017
      @joeb3017 4 месяца назад +82

      @@mar_speedman True, I'm not sure the exact laws of physics that govern Jeff the zombie. If he's able to magically change underwear, it's not outside the realm of possibility for him to escape a car. Perhaps Kevin knew something we don't?

    • @Profeshinal
      @Profeshinal 4 месяца назад +29

      @@joeb3017 Maybe jeff could magically change his underwear to something bigger than the van so then the van would have to be moved out of the way, thus letting jeff get back up. And since we only ever see jeff do this off screen, Kevin was still a genius because he kept jeff on screen while he was under the van

  • @hopelesswatermelon8543
    @hopelesswatermelon8543 4 месяца назад +4887

    "A really annoying neighbour who wants you dead" so... Jim Pickens?

    • @that_pan_chick8650
      @that_pan_chick8650 4 месяца назад +41

      😂 literally the definition of Jim

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 4 месяца назад +103

      It's Jim's lesser known cousin, Jeff Pickens.

    • @ever55
      @ever55 4 месяца назад +30

      Vid Cund is that you?

    • @KhairyanNP
      @KhairyanNP 4 месяца назад +5

      Is all mighty Ragnarok

    • @chicken4976
      @chicken4976 4 месяца назад +5

      No, Jim is That Weird Neighbour

  • @warmerj8520
    @warmerj8520 4 месяца назад +1058

    Love how "Not safe to sleep here" translated to "Not tired enough" in Kevin's brain.

    • @stidles5461
      @stidles5461 3 месяца назад +74

      not tired enough to say "feck it who cares how unsafe it is" lol

    • @basil9973
      @basil9973 Месяц назад +20

      To be fair, in the game fear and pain prevent you from sleeping up until you're tired enough. It would honestly make sense for the same thing to happen with danger

  • @mferreiraluiza
    @mferreiraluiza 4 месяца назад +2195

    It's kinda beautiful in a way how even in a zombie apocalypse Kevin manages to get in an 🏃‍♂️🚗 accident

    • @ryanjackson854
      @ryanjackson854 4 месяца назад +48

      It was outa pocket but he ain’t wrong

    • @WailfulSeeker82
      @WailfulSeeker82 4 месяца назад +34

      A one zombie apocalypse, to be precise. I think that says alot... 😂

    • @IgnoreingClass
      @IgnoreingClass 4 месяца назад +20

      It was a canon event, if it didn't happen the keverse could collapse

    • @wlwneamain
      @wlwneamain 3 месяца назад +7

      Gotta hand it to him for being consistent

    • @dalila55
      @dalila55 3 месяца назад +4

      You all are forgetting the amount of car crashes in TWD games & Lori crashing her car in an open road at earlier seasons. 😂

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 4 месяца назад +294

    Jeff isn't actually a zombie, he just looks like that after being repeatedly brutally assaulted by a paranoid Kevin

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 4 месяца назад +43

      And yet he still insists on following Kevin everywhere. Theyre both equally obssesed with each other but in oposite ways.

    • @GodzillaSamurai
      @GodzillaSamurai Месяц назад +9

      Legend says its because jeff was trying to return Kevin his wallet

  • @thekidkhalid3286
    @thekidkhalid3286 4 месяца назад +864

    Jeff seems to have no sense of personal space

    • @jenniferc.6165
      @jenniferc.6165 4 месяца назад +8

      He wanted to be in the cult too, but Kevin told Jeff, "No you can't, you'd be eating my subscribers on a daily basis and (our Dear Leader} Jim Pickens wouldn't have any cult followers then." LOL

    • @darthrevan2843
      @darthrevan2843 2 месяца назад +1

      saint row good game

  • @EnviousWorm1532
    @EnviousWorm1532 4 месяца назад +216

    Oddly enough this made me REALLY want a kevin zomboid series where there's NO zombies it's just a man alone in the world losing his mind and (inevitably) dying in a car crash

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 4 месяца назад +25

      That sounds like a wonderful plot for indie post-apocaliptic movie. Or maybe a remake of I Am Legend. Or just an average day out fo Kevin. Theres a reason he never leaves his house, he knows what would happen to him.

    • @Verdessa1273
      @Verdessa1273 3 месяца назад +24

      turning off zombies is actually a really good way to learn the ins and outs of the game, and it's actually kinda fun too

    • @Sir_nuggets
      @Sir_nuggets 3 месяца назад +6

      @@pedrovallefin8406and after the protag dies Jonny b good plays whil we zoom out all the way to the voyager one flouting thrue space

  • @NeverCallEllis
    @NeverCallEllis 4 месяца назад +4055

    Imagine a alternate universe where instead of 'Jeff the killer' we have 'Jeff the annoying neighbour that wants you dead'

  • @amanderan_oranges
    @amanderan_oranges 4 месяца назад +875

    Kevin and Zomboid go together like Jim and Pickens

  • @AddisonStaats-uq6oj
    @AddisonStaats-uq6oj 4 месяца назад +290

    Thank you for not quitting youtube. I know it can be very stressful and there's alot of work that goes into it, but your chaotic content really makes my day and has helped me get through alot of my own issues recently. You are a legend, and if you ever do quit before the inevitable, I'll remember you for helping me. Thanks Kevin!

  • @MilesGreenMusic
    @MilesGreenMusic 4 месяца назад +1224

    I like the "hey friend" Instead of "friends". It makes me feel like I'm Kevin's favorite cult memb- uh I mean RUclips viewer 🥰

    • @hfjireh
      @hfjireh 4 месяца назад +41

      it makes me feel alone... 😦

    • @bannankev
      @bannankev 4 месяца назад +19

      I mean I’m Kevin so clearly I’m a favorite cult member of the RUclips community.

    • @lumpy1093
      @lumpy1093 4 месяца назад +35

      Lads, we don't have to fight over who is the favorite. Don't you see? On RUclips we are one, we are the viewer, we are... "friend" we are all favorites.✋️😀🤚
      All heil Jim. 🙏

    • @pancake8180
      @pancake8180 4 месяца назад +20

      @@lumpy1093 sounds like something a not favourite would say

    • @hfjireh
      @hfjireh 4 месяца назад +6

      @@pancake8180 ohh thats harsh

  • @tccasanova
    @tccasanova 4 месяца назад +129

    I love the implication that jeff is the reason the town is empty, by violence or by fear

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 4 месяца назад +18

      In reality they all left because of Kevin, they feared him far more than they did Jeff. Jeff was actually the only one willing to stay around to suffer Kevins company. And yet Kevin doesnt apreciate all he does for him. What a tragic bromance they have.

  • @Eenkognito
    @Eenkognito 4 месяца назад +766

    'Who keeps toilet paper in the glove box' My dad does, its a space-concious replacement for tissue paper for sneezes and stuff, and works for bloody noses and gauze stuff too.

    • @dingowarrior815
      @dingowarrior815 4 месяца назад +14

      Same
      Damn allergies

    • @ajm5007
      @ajm5007 4 месяца назад +100

      Using toilet paper in place of gauze is generally not a great idea because it's intended to fall apart when wet, which makes it difficult to fully remove from a wound (or nosebleed) later. You want something that can be removed in one piece, even after it's soaked in blood.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 месяца назад +4

      My dad does cuz he goes hiking a lot.

    • @SmolAndAngyyy
      @SmolAndAngyyy 4 месяца назад +43

      @@ajm5007 yep. Textbook “do not” example.

    • @garethkalum8297
      @garethkalum8297 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ajm5007 this! 💯

  • @tithikarmakar7055
    @tithikarmakar7055 4 месяца назад +265

    3:21 I just got jumpscared by Kevin: Español Edition. I feel like my year has been made.

    • @andheregoesmyname
      @andheregoesmyname 4 месяца назад +27

      no quieres poco
      TU NECESITAS MÁS, MÁS, MÁS

  • @lindseymjjfan
    @lindseymjjfan 4 месяца назад +167

    "You go in, I go out. Great, now you want out too." - trying to wrangle kids/pets (also Jeff)
    Love all the challenges you do in Project Zomboid ❤

  • @WalrusWinking
    @WalrusWinking 4 месяца назад +402

    "Hey there friend" Kevin what happened to "friends"?! Where is your other friend? 👀👀

    • @CallMeKevin
      @CallMeKevin  4 месяца назад +298

      It was Jeff... but you saw how that turned out

    • @sheenakr7616
      @sheenakr7616 4 месяца назад +14

      @@CallMeKevin jeff aint your friend, i thought he was your angry neighbour

    • @Sk1pper00
      @Sk1pper00 4 месяца назад +41

      @@sheenakr7616they _were_ friends. Up until... the incident.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Sk1pper00 Did Jeff run Kevin over with his car did Kevin run him over? Or is it like a cycle of incidents?

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Sk1pper00 *Ominous boom*

  • @lucienmoolman8017
    @lucienmoolman8017 4 месяца назад +364

    Kevin and Jeff: Frienemies

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 4 месяца назад +19

      *one sided Frienemies

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 2 месяца назад +1

      That isn't Jeff the killer, that's Jeff the Frenemy

  • @CallOfCutie69
    @CallOfCutie69 4 месяца назад +394

    One slow but invincible enemy is one of my phobias, ngl..
    it’s very.. death-like 💀

    • @aev6075
      @aev6075 4 месяца назад +46

      Have you watched "it follows"? It's about STDs (I think) but the idea is just that.

    • @fromwalet
      @fromwalet 4 месяца назад +3

      Yessss

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 месяца назад +32

      I mean, as long as the enemy can't magically teleport or phase through obstacles, you could just put the creature in a room it can't break out of or pus it ito a pit and pour concrete into the pit so it is forever trapped in stone.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 4 месяца назад +32

      ​@TF2CrunchyFrog yeah but doing that causes it to possess whatever structure is built on top of the concrete pit, and gives it an unquenchable hunger for trespassing children

    • @CallOfCutie69
      @CallOfCutie69 4 месяца назад +9

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog as long as you stay healthy and do checkups you won’t die… until you slip up 💀

  • @vicolin6126
    @vicolin6126 4 месяца назад +54

    Tbh, this would have been more fun if "Jeff" didn't cheat by respawning behind Kevin as soon as he travels 50 meters away.

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 4 месяца назад +18

      How would that be more fun? more like "more easy" and exponentially shorter video. Unless you mean that there would still be anti-trapping mechanics in place. Even then driving to the other side of the map would make it pretty easy when there's no other zombies to worry about. It would give many days of trouble-free existence. Then as soon as he appears you'd just drive to the other side.

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Месяц назад

      wrong comment

  • @brandonguthrie6511
    @brandonguthrie6511 4 месяца назад +32

    Just in case Kevin ever reads this, tired moodles won't cause you to randomly fall asleep, and sleeping pills just drain your tired moodles instead of making you fall asleep. However, being tired does reduce the damage you deal, your field of vision, and your fatigue regeneration. In short, sleep deprivation may not kill you, but it will cause your death if left unchecked long enough.

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 4 месяца назад +2

      Although there _is_ a nice mod that makes the character pass out when at max tiredness. Granted even using that it wouldn't actually be a problem to fall asleep where the zombie can get to the character. One zombie isn't enough of a threat.

  • @midlifecrisi
    @midlifecrisi 4 месяца назад +41

    Kevin forgot the most important part of any plan: Kevin-proofing.

  • @mathiassvendsen9788
    @mathiassvendsen9788 4 месяца назад +46

    Kevin saying “Hey there Friend” instead of “Friends” threw me for a loop but I realize I like it. Hey to you too friend!

  • @espenbuhaugsveinungsen
    @espenbuhaugsveinungsen 4 месяца назад +38

    00:01 can't you put said snail in a container forever?

    • @galifrey2242
      @galifrey2242 3 месяца назад +8

      No container last forever

    • @espenbuhaugsveinungsen
      @espenbuhaugsveinungsen 3 месяца назад +4

      @@galifrey2242 a glass container probably will last my lifetime

    • @theopinionreaper
      @theopinionreaper 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@espenbuhaugsveinungsenThat's implying that this supposed supernatural snail does not possess supernatural abilities

    • @xxlegendaryalduinxx3245
      @xxlegendaryalduinxx3245 2 месяца назад +4

      The thing isbin the original story you get offered immortality till the snail touches you, it will follow you non stop it doesn't have to sleep or rest and is way smarter than any human ever lived and other humans cant interact in any way with the snail so you're also in your own, surely you could try that but eventually it will find a way to leave the container but it could wait till the glass or plastic or whatever degrades, or let's say you trap him in a vault, the snail will find a way to get out even if it has to spend the next 100.000 years breaking out it will eventually escape the place you put it into cuz he basically has all the time in the universe to touch ya, hell it might even use it's intelligence to try and touch you while you try to put it in another container

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Месяц назад

      no dude the sun is going to explode then all containers cease to exist

  • @hecknfrick4236
    @hecknfrick4236 4 месяца назад +63

    There were so many times when I thought "why doesn't he park the car on top of Jeff and sleep on the ground?" Would that work?

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 4 месяца назад +37

      He'd gave to get far enough away from the zombie for the game to no longer think he's indanger, which might cause it to respawn.

    • @daefaron
      @daefaron 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@jindo5was wondering if it was just spawning after he got so far away

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 4 месяца назад +28

      @@daefaron It respawns nearby after he gets a certain distance away. That's why it changes clothes, and stopped being on fire.

    • @Lilll3
      @Lilll3 24 дня назад

      or if just jeff wasnt around at some moment, try to sleep in a car at a random time

  • @joshuawilliams7033
    @joshuawilliams7033 4 месяца назад +118

    I too have a really really annoying neighbor that wants me dead

    • @TheHiddenSystem
      @TheHiddenSystem 4 месяца назад +8

      I have myself that wants me dead 😃

    • @ryanm2
      @ryanm2 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheHiddenSystem Getting real.

    • @mr_ars0nist812
      @mr_ars0nist812 4 месяца назад +4

      Dinkleberg ….

  • @ThePrettyTomboy
    @ThePrettyTomboy 4 месяца назад +166

    It's fascinating that Snail Assassin has gotten to the point that people who have never heard of Gavin or RT reference it regularly. RIP Rooster Teeth.

    • @dharma_dude
      @dharma_dude 4 месяца назад +24

      I was looking for this, surprised nobody else knows/remembers it was a Rooster Teeth thing.
      Originally from episode 285 of the RT Podcast, animated short for the uninitiated:
      ruclips.net/video/HINYhLtaaxc/видео.htmlsi=RIbeKsaSGZ_U-6C0

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 4 месяца назад +11

      with the snail thing couldn't you just lock it in something? or is there some ability or something it has that I don't know?

    • @emmab982
      @emmab982 4 месяца назад +20

      @@Greenhawk4 you could, but the whole point is it will eventually escape and come after you again

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 4 месяца назад +13

      @@emmab982 but like its just a snail, I don't think it would have super strength or anything and I don't really see how it would break out of really any container.

    • @anonomooose
      @anonomooose 4 месяца назад +18

      @@Greenhawk4 land snails have teeth that they use to scrape and cut food. In theory, an immortal snail could use its teeth to scrape its way out if the box

  • @OzOrnis
    @OzOrnis 4 месяца назад +21

    "Jeff" is such a normalcy whiplash. I usually expect names like "Man" or "The"...

  • @john98765333
    @john98765333 4 месяца назад +81

    20:32 You dropped your bag. xD
    Also, I am surprised you didn't park a car on top of him, and then sleep in another vehicle nearby, lol

    • @miarok3
      @miarok3 4 месяца назад +4

      I'm wondering why he didn't drive super far, park, and sleep before Jeff pops up 😭

    • @WailfulSeeker82
      @WailfulSeeker82 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@miarok3 i think the game teleported Jeff anytime he was out of range

    • @theminerboy5694
      @theminerboy5694 Месяц назад

      I believe zombies can eventually crawl out from under vehicles in PZ.

  • @Shibdyuti
    @Shibdyuti 4 месяца назад +40

    I mean Jeff probably wants his revenge for starting a zombie apocalypse in his peaceful neighbourhood last time.
    Mmmm...I love me some popped corn and a huge jug of gasoline

  • @philipramirez5406
    @philipramirez5406 4 месяца назад +22

    Honestly that ending was perfect. You two really were more a like than anyone really knew lmao

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 4 месяца назад +8

      I mean, the moment Kevin started to walk around aimlessly in his underwear thirsting for gasoline and cigarettes, it became clear that Jeff was actually his less insane and more put together reflection all along.

  • @blutlust_yt5557
    @blutlust_yt5557 4 месяца назад +25

    Easy solution: park on Jeff, walk 10 Meters from the car, then sleep ._.

    • @Sparrowo51
      @Sparrowo51 Месяц назад

      This was frustrating me so much omg

    • @JaquavionAndFriends
      @JaquavionAndFriends Месяц назад +2

      In Louisville, the city police station has a fenced off area that has no possible way for zombies to access it. It would be safe to sleep there (most likely) and you could make a base and farm.

  • @AngelBirdo
    @AngelBirdo 4 месяца назад +4

    1:08 "Why do I have so much corn??" Ah yes, the same question Ohioans ask themselves every morning

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 3 месяца назад +9

    22:40 "After everything we've been through, we've gone from neighbors to roomates" That's the perfect segue to make Jeff a Sim 🧟🏠

  • @VampireofEmotion
    @VampireofEmotion 4 месяца назад +9

    I used to have a recurring nightmare as a kid that there was an immortal pigeon following me and if he saw me I would die instantly so thanks for retraumatising me Kevin x

  • @Hhhiii2233
    @Hhhiii2233 4 месяца назад +12

    0:01 have you heard of malcom homes?

  • @inturnhell334
    @inturnhell334 4 месяца назад +42

    Poor Jeff he just wanted a hug

  • @mitchellsidebottom9271
    @mitchellsidebottom9271 3 месяца назад +5

    You know how it's been said that the only person who can score a zero on a test is someone who is a master at the subject?
    That's Kevin, but with Project Zomboid. He can survive the craziest challenges while being the only player in the world who makes Sunday Driver look like a free trait.

  • @gururue5996
    @gururue5996 4 месяца назад +87

    All Jeff really wanted was to tell you about your extended Car Warranty.

  • @SayHelloToOblivion
    @SayHelloToOblivion Месяц назад +2

    I laughed so hard at “my name is Jeff” at 2:10. 😂😂😂
    Also, so proud of Kevin learning Spanish from the home land. 😊

  • @memyselfandi1935
    @memyselfandi1935 3 месяца назад +7

    21:25 of course you know this place.....
    It's the home of the legendary THE MAN 2....

  • @NightcoreDemon
    @NightcoreDemon 4 месяца назад +18

    Invincible snail touches you die, put on gloves, grab snail, put glue on snails shell, glue snail inside a small metal safe, put small safe inside a bigger safe, throw safe in ocean, live peacefully.
    Alternatively if the snail can kill you through clothes. Pay someone to do the actions above for you.

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 4 месяца назад +3

      do you really have to use safes? I mean its a snail could you not just do the glue thing then lock in some tupperware or something like that.

    • @merlith4650
      @merlith4650 4 месяца назад +8

      Or you could just move to a different country every decade or so. It's still just a snail.
      For instance, even if you were to give the snail the ability to fly and phase through everything, it would still take the snail 20 years to reach where I live in Europe from Los Angeles, and that's assuming I stay in the same spot, as everytime I go somewhere else the snail's progress will slow down due to having to alter course.

    • @LaydiNite
      @LaydiNite 4 месяца назад +1

      @@merlith4650 Couldn't it just hitch a ride on a boat?

    • @cappuchino_creations
      @cappuchino_creations 4 месяца назад +5

      Since the snail is able to move it means physics do apply. I'd ask nasa how much they want for taking the snail along with the next Mars-Rocket. They can just ziplock it tight, tape it to the rover. Profit.

    • @NightcoreDemon
      @NightcoreDemon 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Greenhawk4 Better SAFE than sorry

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 4 месяца назад +51

    I genuinely had a fear of snails in my childhood because of the "Immortal Snail". I had nightmares and everything. Thanks for the memories!! (also hyped for some Project Zomboid)

    • @maregondrako
      @maregondrako 4 месяца назад +16

      If you had a fear of the immortal snail in your childhood, you're still in your childhood

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 4 месяца назад +4

      @@maregondrako I dunno, it's entirely possible they've grown into their late teens or early 20's.

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 4 месяца назад +2

      its a snail. Even if it were somehow real do you not realize you could just lock it up somewhere or trap it?

    • @SPOOKiE_GRND
      @SPOOKiE_GRND 4 месяца назад +4

      The reading comprehension tho. OP said they HAD a fear in their childhood. Not that they still do.
      I cant wait to wake up and find out that I was the one who actually misread.

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Greenhawk4 The one you locked up or trapped was just a decoy snail.

  • @saturnwhale
    @saturnwhale 4 месяца назад +24

    Jeff still wouldn't be the worst roommate I've ever had.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 4 месяца назад +2

      But Kevin probably would be. See, him and Jeff are something of a package deal, if you want to be in the company of one of them you would have to be able to stand the other. Most cant dot that, and with just reason.

  • @anneblackk
    @anneblackk 4 месяца назад +20

    I like it when things go right over people’s head. I read a comment just now saying: No the zombie wouldn’t be distracted by the scarecrow when you put your clothes on it. Because they are attracted to human brain and smell brain as well..
    Obviously.

    • @CisnePelado
      @CisnePelado 4 месяца назад +12

      That wouldn't work tho, the scarecrow clearly had more brain

  • @OzzyTravels
    @OzzyTravels 4 месяца назад +11

    *irl hear Kevin say "I'm going to eat his meat"
    Takes a double take and rewind ten seconds to make sure I'm not sick in the head 😅😂

  • @Tr1t0n.
    @Tr1t0n. 4 месяца назад +111

    Its like that one snail

    • @puppypoggers
      @puppypoggers 4 месяца назад +3

      maybe Jeff's real identity is Snail

    • @jimmypetrock
      @jimmypetrock 4 месяца назад +1

      Yes

    • @CanItTookann
      @CanItTookann 4 месяца назад +18

      yeah… he says that in the intro

    • @Tr1t0n.
      @Tr1t0n. 4 месяца назад +3

      @@CanItTookann I said this When i clicked on the vid almost immediately

    • @PlushChie
      @PlushChie 4 месяца назад +1

      Which snail? Because I don't know any snail that looks like a zombie

  • @LameEditor24
    @LameEditor24 4 месяца назад +42

    Kevin is the type of guy to record himself playing a game and record it on RUclips

    • @Meraverin
      @Meraverin 4 месяца назад +5

      He seems more of the play a video on RUclips and record it on a video game type

  • @georgiemac1784
    @georgiemac1784 4 месяца назад +34

    Kevin releasing a project zombie?? Sure i'll refuse any social plans, stay in with some snacks and watch it... totally not just any excuse to stay home introvert style 😂❤

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow 4 месяца назад +2

    More project zomboid!!! Absolutely my favourite game, honestly considering the overlap in their playbase, I'm surprised Kevin hasn't played Rimworld, especially since it's basically an evolution of Sims 4 if you played it like an absolute psychpath

  • @mrsparkle9048
    @mrsparkle9048 4 месяца назад +7

    "Topless arsonist and his slow-moving nearly nude friend terrorize small Kentucky towns, news at 11"

  • @JamesCallow-yb9dz
    @JamesCallow-yb9dz 3 месяца назад +3

    “I put all of his books in the oven and turned it on!”
    That made me laugh harder than it should’ve😂

  • @collinjeffreys-bain4967
    @collinjeffreys-bain4967 4 месяца назад +4

    Kevin: I'm in condition to drive right now.
    Kevin immediately after: The new plan is to bullet down the road cross country to find sleeping pills.

  • @Zomikovv
    @Zomikovv 3 месяца назад +2

    the irony in getting stuck in his own trap with the very person he was supposed to trap.. how kevin!

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 3 месяца назад +4

    3:20 "No quieres poco, tu necesitas más, más, más (You don't want a little, you need more, more, more)"
    9:26 "As the official spokesman of Gasolina energy drink, 'Gasolina auténtica' "
    I'm surprised by the Spanish gas advertising (you could just call it "G Fuel", though that might be a trademark infringement) ⛽

  • @Machiavel3061
    @Machiavel3061 4 месяца назад +4

    Future Kevin running from the past Kevin's mistakes. My favorite.

  • @hhdbhn302
    @hhdbhn302 4 месяца назад +7

    A Project Zomboid video by Kevin.... on a Saturday evening, right as I am settling down to get cozy.... balm for my wounded soul

  • @pravitkeyo9167
    @pravitkeyo9167 4 месяца назад +2

    0:33 another day for Kevin

  • @danielhutchison7259
    @danielhutchison7259 4 месяца назад +3

    Yes more zomboid please. RUclips algorithm did something right for once 2 years ago and showed me Kevin simultaneously exposing me to zomboid been watching and playing both ever since.

  • @thebuffman5597
    @thebuffman5597 3 месяца назад +2

    Now, since you succeeded by finding a sledgehammer (endgame)
    Now try it with a sprinter, just for the adrenaline.
    Quick tip: vitamins can reduce fatigue.
    Goal sleep once. again.
    Extra diff setting (optional): The zombie can open doors and windows.
    Good luck!

  • @Axelle114
    @Axelle114 4 месяца назад +5

    This man is truly a strategic genius! ...So much so, that he falls for his own traps...

  • @tuomaselo4877
    @tuomaselo4877 4 месяца назад +4

    "Why do i have so mutch corn?"
    average soviet citizen during the Khrushchev era.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Месяц назад

      It's for the telecorn

  • @LittleDov3
    @LittleDov3 4 месяца назад +6

    Call me Kevin plays project zombiod but it’s only him and one really dedicated stalker

  • @DrChuzz
    @DrChuzz 4 месяца назад +3

    You’ve done so many pz videos but still every time I see u upload one I get excited! Also you got me into the game and now I have 100+ hours and am lovin it, thanks!

  • @xCriticalStrikex
    @xCriticalStrikex Месяц назад +1

    Haha your sound effects are always on point. The crafting from Breath of the wild, and the pyromaniac from hearthstone hahaha

  • @kateryna3381
    @kateryna3381 4 месяца назад +5

    Finally, thanks god I barely survived this week, fecking hell

  • @Failedlegend
    @Failedlegend 4 месяца назад +2

    5:50 I'm a pacifist, Ooooo GUNS!!!!

  • @thrilltech
    @thrilltech 4 месяца назад +4

    KEVIN! Good luck to Ireland ESC right now!! Do you watch it???

  • @call_me_river
    @call_me_river 3 месяца назад +2

    5:01 no not that! 😂

  • @judedecoff1672
    @judedecoff1672 4 месяца назад +3

    I LOVE YOU KEVIN ….. Where’s Grognak The Destroyer Atty at Law been?

  • @bibliomorganrevival
    @bibliomorganrevival 4 месяца назад +1

    And we all know what is going on in this video: The everlast and undying love of Jeff.

  • @nathancote251
    @nathancote251 4 месяца назад +10

    Kevin always have the best idea in project Zomboid!

  • @Sandwitch48
    @Sandwitch48 4 месяца назад +2

    I'm loving the quality of editing! Good job Kevin

  • @namename2889
    @namename2889 4 месяца назад +3

    yay

  • @CPLGDR
    @CPLGDR 4 месяца назад +1

    One thing that I've been thinking: you can get mechanics up quickly by watching Car Zone, and then you can use your metal working to repair your hood, which will protect your engine

  • @jjjjjj6714
    @jjjjjj6714 3 месяца назад +4

    @CallMeKevin I love your content, man, but why are you mass deleting videos and making them private. So, so much content has been removed. Why????????

  • @luvithdrevis
    @luvithdrevis 17 дней назад

    The idea of a single but unescapable creature trying to end me is super terrifying to me. But now, thanks to this video, I see the annoying neighbour. And what was a horror movie became a comedy 😂

  • @galaxygothxd
    @galaxygothxd 4 месяца назад +2

    i needed this upload very badly today. i needed to laugh when iv been upset and overstimulated the whole day. thank you kevin ❤

  • @Gary_The_Metro
    @Gary_The_Metro 3 месяца назад

    okay so one thing with the immortal snail, it's pretty simple the snail can't be killed but that doesn't mean you can't get someone else to simply, move it far away.
    Put it on a plane, it'll take at least several years for a snail to go from one side of the planet to wherever you are.

  • @TheWWWyrm
    @TheWWWyrm 4 месяца назад +1

    Loved this story. Would love to see how you live with him trapped(as well as still looking for that sims 2 on psp!)

  • @TheWingman43
    @TheWingman43 2 месяца назад

    I leave toilet paper in my glove box.. well in my trunk at least. 1 roll of TP, a couple pairs of socks, and a galon of water at all times, you never know. You have no idea how great it is to have a spare pair of socks until you do.

  • @aev6075
    @aev6075 4 месяца назад +2

    14:25, me when I used to do construction work and people either stole the toiletpaper or wiped perhaps abit too much...

  • @tiffanyd9198
    @tiffanyd9198 3 месяца назад +1

    "what do you mean your not open? LET ME IN. theres a lunatic out here! (kevin_breaking_window .mp3).... oh sorry, there two lunatics out here" 16:04 btw

  • @whitelotus6619
    @whitelotus6619 3 месяца назад

    The headlights are excellent in the game.
    Perfectly portrays 80s-90s vehicle headlight distance..

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 4 месяца назад +2

    2 vehicles is all you need to be untouchable for a while, just park so the driver's door is up against the other car and they can't reach you

  • @electronicsabuse
    @electronicsabuse 12 дней назад

    14:33 I keep toilet paper in my glove box. I work at a lot of out-of-the-way radio transmitter sites, most of which don't have any bathrooms, but they do have shovels! :) Speaking of which, there's a very nice radio station at 4838 x 6269 on the Build 41 map! This is fairly representative of most remote transmitter sites, although it is a very fancy one with newfangled indoor plumbin' and whatnot.

  • @MrDrMedic
    @MrDrMedic 4 месяца назад +1

    What a disaster with a disaster ending, I love it so much. Always love the PZ content, hilarious everytime!

  • @alishafarhadiba
    @alishafarhadiba 4 месяца назад +1

    the stardew valley soundtrack randomly playing in the background always had me 😭😭😭🤣

  • @Parso_YT
    @Parso_YT 4 месяца назад

    This is like the plot of a self fulfilling horror movie where a dude wakes up and some zombie with a smashed in face keeps coming after him, he finally kills it at the end throwing it into a hole but he’s bitten so turns and then some time travel stuff happens and it cycles again in an endless cucle

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 3 месяца назад

    What Kevin did there with the Chicken shop and the HQ is what everyone in Leeds has done with the Asda offices at least once. It's their own fault for making it look like a supermarket.

  • @ascrein5247
    @ascrein5247 3 месяца назад

    Its fairly easy to avoid one zombie with a sledgehammer. Destroy the stairs and climb up with a sheet rope to a 2nd floor building or at least destroy the floors. Or if there is a basement, destroy the stairs there, dig a hole and lead him in and he is stuck there permanently.

  • @justalittleturtle5600
    @justalittleturtle5600 4 месяца назад +1

    *Kev, retelling his story:* And we were roommates.
    *The viewers:* Oh my god they were roommates.

  • @JulesIsTall
    @JulesIsTall 4 месяца назад +2

    Kevin and an absolutely unforgiving zombie game hes played a ton and seems to forget everything this should be interesting

  • @aliveashes4532
    @aliveashes4532 4 месяца назад +1

    This is very familiar, almost like I've seen a video like this before

    • @dharma_dude
      @dharma_dude 4 месяца назад +2

      The Immortal Snail! It was originally a Rooster Teeth/Gavin Free thing:
      ruclips.net/video/HINYhLtaaxc/видео.htmlsi=RIbeKsaSGZ_U-6C0

  • @mockingjaypin
    @mockingjaypin 4 месяца назад +1

    Little sidefact, the immortal snail question comes from the Rooster Teeth podcast, posed by Gavin Free. Rooster Teeth has just closed down as a company after 21 years. Warms my heart to see that in some small ways, it will always live on ❤

  • @DomhnallMolloy
    @DomhnallMolloy 4 месяца назад +1

    Kevin turned into Dutch Van der Lynn with all his plans

  • @suburbanindie
    @suburbanindie Месяц назад

    I haven't watched one of your videos in a while, I forgot about the pure chaos that is Kevin--throwing all his books in the oven got me lol ya eejit

  • @mkiii
    @mkiii 4 месяца назад +2

    its not "1 million dollars and an immortal snail follows you" its "you become immortal but theres also an immortal snail following you forever"

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Месяц назад

      theres a bunch of variations, thats a theme in all myths (like folklore or religion)

  • @mar_speedman
    @mar_speedman 4 месяца назад +2

    Kevin out there playing Resident Evil but there are no zombies, only Mr X

  • @SushiiSyndrome
    @SushiiSyndrome 4 месяца назад

    I think if you managed to get far enough away from Jeff and park with the driver side door against a wall you might have been safe to sleep. Shame parking on top of him was too dangerous ahah