@@primeyoriichi ….im pretty sure this is…not the best way to do it 😭 i mean just grab some crumbled up paper, write a few words you’ll never mean and poorly draw a heart on the front of it and you’ll be good. 👍
God, every time I listen to this guy with headphones on, the sound just smoothly and slowly moves from ear to ear and then just rests at the back of my head. It's so thrilling.
@@LazeeM1kaWhen you do fencing, you have a hand infront with the sword or whatever you call it, (I’m not an expert) and then you have a hand at the back cause I think that the small point of the thing is quite sharp, so you don’t cut your hand and he was basically breaking the hand which was at the back so you only had your arm for the sword thingy
Egg: "You come home to your lonely apartment, eat your lonely dinner, watch tv on your lonely sofa, and then go to sleep on your "incredibly" lonely bed" Me: But I got my pets to take care of in my apartment
I’m blushing wtf. Wholesome audio as always eggie boi 😊👍 thank you for the food 😮💨🙏🩷 Quick note: the tiny bits of things I’ve noticed that may contribute to explain our yandere lover here is so intriguing, for example, the fact that he was some kind of prodigy who probably went insane for all the pressure and perfectionist and probably went so over his head that he now aims to find someone who can surpass him, while placing his frustrations and trauma. So when he see us he probably got so eager to keep us to not only suppress his loneliness (im guessing he was that cliche of a really gifted kid that despise his talents he was extremely isolated cuz pressured. And I bet he came from a rich family… but that’s a just guess) but because he kinda sees himself in us, but he’s now he’s all messed up and all bitter and obsessed projecting his frustrations and torturing another talented and passionate person (because of our supposed passion in fighting on the sport) and tbh, Im really hooked on the dynamics and the mental gymnastics from this, like… its just so interesting. No wonder the person who wrote the script won… so flowers to them too 💐✨
as a british person in britain as of now i can confirm they were do fencing 🤺 every second of our lives apart from the tea and scone breaks of course ☕️❤
The worst OR BEST think is that my actual training partner calls me like one if those crash test dummies AND EVERY TIME I HEAR IT I cant help and laugh 😂
Finally had the time to listen to this one. \o/ Congrats to the winner of the contest. Love the script, but as an FFXIV player I couldn't help but picture Zenos as the yandere while listening xD (which is not necessarily a bad thing, even though Raha's still my favourite). Could have been Zenos in a modern-AU setting.
When he asked what handed I am I answered honestly amd said ampedextrass so if Listener said that they’d have no broken arms AT ALL 😑 love the Va tho ❤❤
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"Disgusting, putrid little house of yours." MAN I DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN 😭
HE CALLED US "ANGEL" WE'RE SCREWED
HUH WHY
@halahlo8046 if you go back to his old vids and click on a mental asylum I forgor which one but he called us angel and broke our bones🥰
I can never hear the pet name Angel the same way again lmao
@@Elikai-Eli sry not sry
Lmao. Just went back and listened to it to. Lol
The way he dropped his voice for the first "private" you just knew bones were going to break.
“Disgusting, putrid little house of yours.”
Just because I don’t dust 😭
Everyone in the chat was just going “MERICAAAA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅”
As a Brit visiting the US right now that is incredibly funny and yet unsurprising.
Him: "get up-"
Ad: "feels like a dream, feels like magic✨"
Egg: "you need guidance".
Me; "The only thing I need you to guide me to is that hospital.... and guide yourself to the mental asylum"...
LOOOOL 😭😭😭
Yup
FRR
REAL
“You left your left hand un guarded…”
“Oh shi-“
I choose the bear
REAL
It’s probably safer tbh
The bear would choose the bear too
LMAOO
is that a Total Drama: World Tour reference?
On Mother’s Day’s? 💀
Gotta show love to your mother somehow
LMAO
Wait it's Mother's Day..? 😦
@@SC4R3D.K1D
Yeah 💀
@@primeyoriichi
….im pretty sure this is…not the best way to do it 😭 i mean just grab some crumbled up paper, write a few words you’ll never mean and poorly draw a heart on the front of it and you’ll be good. 👍
God, every time I listen to this guy with headphones on, the sound just smoothly and slowly moves from ear to ear and then just rests at the back of my head.
It's so thrilling.
You know we bout to get snapped in half when he calls us angel and it says "HARDCORE" in the title 😭😭😭 anyway very much enjoyed 🤪
“Are you left handed or right handed”
Me : “Left-“
“RIGHT”
Me: “Oh… OKAY THEN…. 🫡”
me - im ambidextrous.......
me too.
Im left footed.
Help what did he mean at 7:20
@@LazeeM1kaWhen you do fencing, you have a hand infront with the sword or whatever you call it, (I’m not an expert) and then you have a hand at the back cause I think that the small point of the thing is quite sharp, so you don’t cut your hand and he was basically breaking the hand which was at the back so you only had your arm for the sword thingy
Sounds like they're fighting with kitchen tools💀
I can smell the broken bones already
I smell the blood
I smell the fear in our bodies
I smell the exposed bones
Yup
I WAS RIGHT
Prepare for the manic laughter
Egg: "You come home to your lonely apartment, eat your lonely dinner, watch tv on your lonely sofa, and then go to sleep on your "incredibly" lonely bed"
Me: But I got my pets to take care of in my apartment
Bro same I have to take care of my dogs and cats 😭
“right handed or left handed”
“left”
“right?”
👁️👁️
"Are you left handed or right handed?"
Please no I won't try to escape no!!!
this gave me " DARLINGGGG GYESSS WHO IS BACKK FROM JAILLLL " vibes 😭
You nailed the script! Thanks so much for doing a video on it seriously!
ITS A FANTASTIC SCRIPT 💯
We need a sequel because I’m invested
Hell yea!! I really missed the more aggressive ones, your voice-range is always so pleasant to hear
Omg a yandere fencer?! Now this is fucking attractive, I’m staying with him and doing whatever he wants
Eggs:you look like a joke.
Me:ouch.💔😭
“ don’t call me pathetic. I saw you outside my house last night. You kept me up. It’s your fault.”
I’m blushing wtf. Wholesome audio as always eggie boi 😊👍 thank you for the food 😮💨🙏🩷
Quick note: the tiny bits of things I’ve noticed that may contribute to explain our yandere lover here is so intriguing, for example, the fact that he was some kind of prodigy who probably went insane for all the pressure and perfectionist and probably went so over his head that he now aims to find someone who can surpass him, while placing his frustrations and trauma. So when he see us he probably got so eager to keep us to not only suppress his loneliness (im guessing he was that cliche of a really gifted kid that despise his talents he was extremely isolated cuz pressured. And I bet he came from a rich family… but that’s a just guess) but because he kinda sees himself in us, but he’s now he’s all messed up and all bitter and obsessed projecting his frustrations and torturing another talented and passionate person (because of our supposed passion in fighting on the sport) and tbh, Im really hooked on the dynamics and the mental gymnastics from this, like… its just so interesting. No wonder the person who wrote the script won… so flowers to them too 💐✨
this comment was so well put together 😭🫶
"You are safe now"...Er, not after you broke both of my arms in less than s 24 hours span, sir, certainly not
i'm sorry but every time he breaks my bones i imagine the "YYEEEEOOUUCCCHHHH!!" sound effect
For some reason this audio gave me like hardcore flashbacks to watching sword art online whatever I was like 13
Bro broke both my arms and expects me to stay with him?
You better be glad your voice is hot...
as a british person in britain as of now i can confirm they were do fencing 🤺 every second of our lives apart from the tea and scone breaks of course ☕️❤
Did bro just really break our hand? 🥲
MY LEFR HAND PLEASE IM LEFT HANDED NO
I'm still left-handed and when she said that: 💀
Another wholesome audio✨✨✨
Well we all ready knew about breaking bones 🦴 ( I LOVE YOUR AUDIOS!)
He got machine for a hand, like he could break bones in a second
Aaahhh! Thank you for this! Really was the finishing on a great mother’s day! Amazing job egg, Thank you!!!! ❤❤❤❤
Bro... im excited but my mind kept telling me "no no no no no"
Do I even have bones anymore?
Probably not
As someone who actually does fencing this was scary
I'm left handed NOOO
Lol when I heard the crunch i singed the Neslys crunch bar song 😅😂
WE LOVE VOX!!!
"I want stalkers so badly 😍" what they would actually do
لا اعرف مشاعري لهذا الفيديو لكن بكل تأكيد سوف اشاهده مجدداً
I needed this today 🙏🙏
VOX U DID AMAZING👏🏼👏🏼🤺🤺🫶🏻
The worst OR BEST think is that my actual training partner calls me like one if those crash test dummies AND EVERY TIME I HEAR IT I cant help and laugh 😂
my mother doesn’t appreciate this
still! a good timing to catch up on the new story.!
This turned out so good ♡
(where's the hunter asmr?😭)
Rip our harm bones
My poor hand 😦... Meh whatever he's handsome so idc ♡♥︎♡♥︎
egg i just want to tell you tell you that you help'd me with a lot of problems and you are the best 🙂
😮 one of my favorites
Please I would like a part two I would like to see what happened next. I enjoy this a lot 😁☺️
EEEE IM SO EXCITEDDD!! I LOVE YOU EGGG
Your voice sounds exactly like my friends 💀 (that’s a compliment btw)
Him laughing
Me laughing with him help!❤ 😂
He needs a body pillow 😂
Youe safe with me......No iam not!
Finally had the time to listen to this one. \o/
Congrats to the winner of the contest. Love the script, but as an FFXIV player I couldn't help but picture Zenos as the yandere while listening xD (which is not necessarily a bad thing, even though Raha's still my favourite). Could have been Zenos in a modern-AU setting.
And I’m still going to pursue fencing, lol already signed up for it 😂😂
Nada como ser sequestrado ter as duas mãos quebradas por um maluco esgrimista antes de dormir 😀
me watching this as a left handed:😔
Hey future me are my bones gonna be broken??
Best Mother’s Day present even tho I’m not amother🎉
Wow. You do completely deranged very well.
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!
Pookie I need another milkman 🥰
Egg why do you like breaking my bones
Oooo. Here we go. 😊
Lazarus... (Hunting Echoes)
Huzzah!!🕺💃🏼
HERE HERE!!👏👏
I’m actually left handed-
Thank you for this video! ☺🌹🌹🌹
Isn’t the image of the guy from the manga Dreaming Freedom
ON MF MOTHERS DAY WTH-
For real. Like what a great way to celebrate Mother’s Day. By dehumanizing us 🤓
admit it, we've all been waiting for asmr, where the egg calls us angels before breaking our bones😏
Hi, at least I lived to celebrate one last Mother’s Day!
🏃🏽♀️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💦💦💦💦💦💦
(High pitched Shrieking) *HELP ME MOMMYYYYYY!* 😫💦💦💦💦
The one thing I hate is bones braking they make me want to throw up and I’m literally crying because of this
Yandere idol x fan when?? :>
HE CHEATED 😠😠😠
When he asked what handed I am I answered honestly amd said ampedextrass so if Listener said that they’d have no broken arms AT ALL 😑 love the Va tho ❤❤
😍 i love it so much 🤤
Ight, I came here for crunchety munchitey bones, I better get crunchety munchitey bones
Bros making cases for open-carry 💀
I wonder if a listener starts at argument with the yandere what would happen
IM MOANING?????
❤❤❤
Hey y’all it’s Prettygurl, my parents caught me on the tablet so I can’t come to the lives for a while. Byee ❤❤
Edit: HEYYY IM BACK BESTIES!!
IS THAT SIYUN ??
Yay! 💜
I know right
Wh does he moan like that HWLP
I actually fence TT
11th comment even 😮💨 can’t wait ain’t got nothing else to do 😂 jk Mother’s Day ofc
world is a weird place
Fan girls be wild rn
Помогите
DAY 4 OF ASKING FOR VARIAN
At this point I'm just starting to hate this guy LOL
FIRST OMGGGG