Never Trust A Fart | Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast - Episode 48

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 95

  • @kristinebover
    @kristinebover 2 года назад +211

    brooke and connor have honestly been a saving grace for me this year. thanks for making me laugh during one of my worst years, making it honestly not so bad :)

    • @victorbucio699
      @victorbucio699 2 года назад +1

      Truly 🤘🏼

    • @Xsarahm95X
      @Xsarahm95X 2 года назад +2

      I hope next year is better for you ❤

  • @abracadabra158
    @abracadabra158 2 года назад +198

    5 minutes in and connor is trying to take pictures with his balls. gonna be a great episode

    • @teresa3567
      @teresa3567 2 года назад +1

      Why do men always set things there??

    • @MyNamesNotCraig2
      @MyNamesNotCraig2 2 года назад +4

      I also do (not a man) it’s actually not convenient and have no idea why I do it lol

  • @tiannadawe2927
    @tiannadawe2927 2 года назад +42

    Brooke: “followed by woody…”
    Connor: “Allen?”
    Brooke: “…from toy story”
    like dude what😂 they never fail to make me laugh

  • @mus1cman7
    @mus1cman7 2 года назад +26

    I started watching this podcast this Fall and I truly don't know what I would do with the the wholesome yet chaotic energy between Brooke and Connor on a weekly basis.

  • @paigeedwards6457
    @paigeedwards6457 2 года назад +45

    “You’re providing a service of being a BABY” 😭😭😭😭

  • @julesmag4964
    @julesmag4964 2 года назад +55

    brooke I just want you to know that you look phenomenal in this colour

  • @nataliecerri24
    @nataliecerri24 2 года назад +33

    1:03:45 I’m sorry but Connor is right. The connection makes perfect sense

  • @ceciliabroyles9
    @ceciliabroyles9 2 года назад +21

    “i don’t want to get roasted on christian tok” i think you already will be by saying mary magdalene was Jesus’s mother 💀 52:36

  • @pinkyy1036
    @pinkyy1036 2 года назад +37

    conner refusing to believe brooke is right about double entendres when “double meaning” is literally in the google answer 🙃

  • @nowlisteningtopod
    @nowlisteningtopod Год назад +8

    connor saying mary magdalene is jesus’ mother SENT me

  • @246hwil
    @246hwil 2 года назад +15

    brooke trying to explain to connor the concept of "ken doll" actually had me cackling. My friends and I talk about that all the time and thought it was like a universal concept, but Connor having no knowledge of it really shed light on a lot lol.

  • @rileybrown1487
    @rileybrown1487 2 года назад +10

    this is the best podcast ever created ever

  • @hailleelizabeth3061
    @hailleelizabeth3061 2 года назад +15

    Brooke PLEASE teach us how to knit your sweaters im dying to start

  • @nagisa9147
    @nagisa9147 2 года назад +5

    Brooke feeling extra argumentative in this episode and I'm here for it. Stand your ground queen 😂

  • @sekoubrown196
    @sekoubrown196 2 года назад +2

    B&C getting a little spicy talking about entendres is the true essence of podcasting 36:39

  • @JS-rh8gk
    @JS-rh8gk 2 года назад +19

    The happy ending massage story… that is SA 😬

  • @marcf2962
    @marcf2962 2 года назад +2

    my dad came in while i was watching the pod and overhead brooke say "my first crush was the count from sesame street" and he had many questions and concerns about what i was watching. Great pod guys merry xmas

  • @beebopbug
    @beebopbug 2 года назад +18

    all i want for the year end special is a compilation of brooke's squinty faces as you guys start an ad read

  • @cricketpigcitylights
    @cricketpigcitylights 2 года назад +16

    I can’t tell if they love or hate each other lmao

  • @shelbshub
    @shelbshub 2 года назад +1

    Wishing you both safe and happy holidays. So thankful for the pod. Can’t wait for 2023 with y’all!!

  • @zenny6848
    @zenny6848 2 года назад +6

    I laughed out loud this entire episode I love them so much

  • @kzadelaide5350
    @kzadelaide5350 2 года назад +17

    You're like if Axel and Sue Heck actually got along

  • @pwm7478
    @pwm7478 2 года назад +2

    …. “he released a photography book and it looks like an accident” 😅😂😅

  • @yani4645
    @yani4645 2 года назад +27

    connor, baby, mary magdalene is/was not jesus’ mother. that was virgin mary and they’re diff people

    • @Si-eg9hu
      @Si-eg9hu 2 года назад +6

      i was looking for someone else to comment that lmfao

    • @paigeedwards6457
      @paigeedwards6457 2 года назад +1

      I was gonna say Lmao

    • @phoxmold7713
      @phoxmold7713 2 года назад +1

      i thought i was the only one who said it, i got excited when they brouht it up in their latest podcast right away haha

  • @Smoko-9
    @Smoko-9 2 года назад +12

    1:04:52 Brooke exposed herself 🤭

  • @juliaziraldo7027
    @juliaziraldo7027 Год назад +2

    THANK YOU CONNOR!!!! If someone is going to come to my house and stand up while peeing they might as well just smack me across the face and tell say they don't respect me... I'm personally not a fan of cleaning other peoples urine before I can use the toilet

  • @NobelNighthawk274
    @NobelNighthawk274 2 года назад +67

    the "happy ending story" is straight up sexual assault

    • @autumnbreeze555
      @autumnbreeze555 2 года назад +7

      i thought the same thing!!!!!!!!

    • @paigeedwards6457
      @paigeedwards6457 2 года назад +7

      100%

    • @ShivaniSingh-xy2tr
      @ShivaniSingh-xy2tr 2 года назад +8

      ugh that part made me feel weird

    • @oliviamcauliffe106
      @oliviamcauliffe106 2 года назад +10

      I know I was kinda taken aback at Brooke saying she would’ve just told them to stop ☹️ not trying to cancel her or anything I think she just wasn’t thinking about it that way but yikes

    • @racheld5765
      @racheld5765 2 года назад +5

      Yeah that was a lil hard to watch lol 🥴

  • @iitstre_4550
    @iitstre_4550 2 года назад +1

    Connor discussing the tampon sweat dabber, is both enlightening and also not the latest but surprising 😂

  • @slaymaster01
    @slaymaster01 2 года назад +6

    brooke u look so pretty

  • @carriecardinal5518
    @carriecardinal5518 2 года назад +3

    i say keep asking questions keep being curious all the time and it always frustrates me that my friends have no idea what i’m referencing

  • @Livlaughluv2319
    @Livlaughluv2319 2 года назад

    My New Year’s resolution is to meet Brooke and Connor

  • @maggiegrace679
    @maggiegrace679 2 года назад +11

    low-key one of the most promiscuous episodes of bncmap yet

  • @brooklynnkatrana3685
    @brooklynnkatrana3685 2 года назад +3

    Not enough people are talking about how Brooke & Connor both admitted to using the cardboard toilet paper roll to wipe… 55:13

  • @JS-rh8gk
    @JS-rh8gk 2 года назад

    As an Iowan I understand. We legitimately get excited when our state is even mentioned in a show like this or a movie 🤣

  • @emilyjohnson222
    @emilyjohnson222 2 года назад +5

    “It cups your vulva.. in a comforting hug”

  • @heavenlessly8162
    @heavenlessly8162 2 года назад +1

    Ok I’m just gonna say this, I was the one who sent the Bioterrorism one in 😭😭 I was 11 and that family was sooo rude to me and to be honest they didn’t deserve it but I think about it all the time now 😭. I feel so bad now because a new family moved in next door and I LOVE THEM and I don’t want to tell them what I did 😅. Anyways this happened 6 years ago AND I WASH MY ASS VERY MUCH THANK YOU 😂😂 (I didn’t then 😢) 😭

  • @MyNamesNotCraig2
    @MyNamesNotCraig2 2 года назад

    50:05 brooke get help for that 🤣

  • @ellajackson4340
    @ellajackson4340 2 года назад +1

    I thought the same thing when cnn posted that!! I thought of you guys

  • @tristinecordoni748
    @tristinecordoni748 2 года назад +7

    Do u think they are secretly in love ?

  • @eviejerome336
    @eviejerome336 2 года назад +1

    I love these but the anticipation of knowing if they read my confession or not is getting too much

  • @justlikeheavenx
    @justlikeheavenx 2 года назад +4

    love you guys but the happy ending convo was so weird. that person was sexually assaulted. they said they didn't consent to it and felt bad afterwards so it was strange how casually you both spoke about it in response.

  • @kjfgkgfkfkjhgjkgkj
    @kjfgkgfkfkjhgjkgkj 2 года назад +1

    I love that they tried to put a podcast inside this ad!!

  • @asdjoaskjdg
    @asdjoaskjdg 2 года назад +58

    u guys are always sooo close with using words properly

    • @asdjoaskjdg
      @asdjoaskjdg 2 года назад +8

      duality of man

    • @ellabiddy4741
      @ellabiddy4741 2 года назад +1

      Usually the guys behind the camera correct things and save my sanity but when they don’t it drives me crazy

  • @hannababanana3797
    @hannababanana3797 2 года назад +1

    shiddin n pissin, pissin n shiddin

  • @iitstre_4550
    @iitstre_4550 2 года назад

    Man I would love if Brooke or Connor far- wait… what are we talking about? Anywaysss, Merry Crimmus RUclips, Happy Holidays!!

  • @Si-eg9hu
    @Si-eg9hu 2 года назад +13

    Mary Magdalene is not jesus' mother sorry to break it to you conner😢

  • @emilyberry2285
    @emilyberry2285 2 года назад +1

    I couldn’t focus until Brooke removed her blue fidget from her headphones

  • @Wowmanyow
    @Wowmanyow 2 года назад +1

    Do you think it's their last recorded episode for the year?

  • @jaredbarton4655
    @jaredbarton4655 2 года назад

    HOLY SH*T THEY DID MINE😭

  • @hailiebaker6923
    @hailiebaker6923 2 года назад +1

    Brooke looks so cute in whatever she wears. I want those pants

  • @Lgm1163
    @Lgm1163 2 года назад +6

    The man with the massage story literally got assaulted :( wish y'all talked about this way differently

  • @sarahhudson7108
    @sarahhudson7108 2 года назад +1

    A safe space for sharters

  • @katherinecampbell196
    @katherinecampbell196 2 года назад +1

    Mary Magdalene was not Jesus’ mother 😂

  • @villamorlindsay
    @villamorlindsay 2 года назад +3

    mary magdalene was jesus girlfriend not mom

  • @alexroberts3406
    @alexroberts3406 2 года назад +4

    I just know Brooke knows about the Dolan twins so why no mention smh

    • @yani4645
      @yani4645 2 года назад +2

      she probably does not find them attractive so they didn’t come to mind

  • @green9818
    @green9818 2 года назад +2

    Mary, Jesus' mother and Mary Magdalene are different ppl

  • @Perfinn
    @Perfinn 2 года назад +1

    it does not feel like a year what the fuck

  • @alexkbhuynh
    @alexkbhuynh 2 года назад +2

    Love how Connor’s understanding of words get worse every episode.

  • @parkstackhouse8651
    @parkstackhouse8651 2 года назад

    holy shit

  • @Willzp360
    @Willzp360 2 года назад +6

    please move them their own channel!! it's been nearly fifty episodes jfc

  • @MadelynBo
    @MadelynBo 2 года назад +1

    Mary Magdalene is not Jesus' mother 😂

    • @MadelynBo
      @MadelynBo 2 года назад +1

      Mary is Jesus' mother and Mary Magdalene is one of Jesus' disciples and was largely believed to be his wife

  • @oscarespinoza4219
    @oscarespinoza4219 2 года назад

    is Conner straight? just asking 🤭

  • @kevinnguyen4055
    @kevinnguyen4055 2 года назад

    Mary Magdalene is not Jesus’s mother

  • @daniellefactor7745
    @daniellefactor7745 2 года назад +2

    Why is this even on TMG. It's doing horribly.