jesse you can NOT contaminate the lab with horrorcore, we MUST be looksmaxxing while we're cooking and it is IMPERATIVE that we listen to soundcloud rap
dear wow_mao, i hope this comment finds you well. id just like to let you know this is the worst video ive ever seen. looking at the thumbnail in retrospect caused me to think: why would i click that? because of your "video" i am striving to make changes in my lifestyle and to finally reconnect with what i am truly passionate about. thank you wow_mao, for creating "Breaking Bladee" it has made me a better person, and after the struggle of getting through all 1 minute and 5 excruciating seconds, i am finally TRUELY alive
Compared to SEMATARY anything is timeless. Most songs are just ear rape instrumentals with a diferent combination of the lyrics: HEYYY AUGHRRRRRRRR AAAHHH HA HA IM ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE DJ SEMATARY HAUNTSHOLICS SLAUGHTER HOUSE
Who is bladee? For the blind, he is the vision. For the poor, he is the one who donates. For the hungry, he is the chef. If bladee has 1 million followers, *I am one of them.* If bladee has 1 follower, *he's me.* If bladee has 0 followers, i'm not in this universe. If bladee asks me to suck his dick, *i will.* No matter what, i will be bladee's fan.
As an avid Drainer AND Hauntaholic I can confirm this is indeed a factual recreation of one of our most recent and prolific mind-bending spitfire publix debates.
the haunted mound fanbase is worse that the dg fanbase imo and i’m a big part of both of them but just the haunted mound one just seems way more toxic to me
For the first time in life I'm too old to understand a meme. Time for me to bitch about student loans and landlords on twitter like the millennial I now am
this is like the tenth Wow_Mao vid coping over the fact his taste in music gets him no hoes stacks him no paper and does not bring his missing father figure back
I was pinged on discord at 3:46 am by the owner of this RUclips channel to comment and make his channel look less dead. I am waiting for permission to be lit in to the other channels to leak documents about
@@buddychumpalfriendhomiebud9242 who siad they where classified documents? they could be never seen before spicy pieces of fanfiction or benchmarks from unrealised computer components from 2006.
i'm not apologising for this video, in fact i'm proud of it
you should never apologize.
You should be proud this video it is peak fiction much better than that dog shit show
piss
never apologise for peak content
Have the federal agents got you yet?
After becoming an international celebrity, you are finally able to hire tier 1 voice actors huh
Unpaid intern actually, the terms of contracts are more indentured servitude, as it should be.
They're not voice actors, they're the real deal!! 😲
wtf i thought it was actual voice of paul and cranston
@@lolasdm6959 Filipino grindset
@@marcinkrz3140 I love Phiilpines
jesse you can NOT contaminate the lab with horrorcore, we MUST be looksmaxxing while we're cooking and it is IMPERATIVE that we listen to soundcloud rap
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about”
333 likes
bro described my life
How tf is listening to bladee looksmaxxing?
@@Guadalajara1937 cuz the vibe affects our appearance 😎
loving mao's recent attempts to feminize history buffs with drainer-centric content
I can literally feel bladee come inside of me. My flag is raised. My balls are drained.
Lowkey tryna push away non nerds from his channel fr
ywnbaw
@@hello-rq8kf ywnuttt
ik ook
This video makes it obvious that wow_mao has yet to mentally recover from the stress that was induced by the leaks.
wrong he is balling
If it makes the feds want to stop surveilling him, I guess it’s working.
@@OceanManTakeMeBy The feds aren't watching him anymore because the CIA are taking over
What's the sematary song at the end called
@@atebabyicecream thug shakers unite
"hey grandpa, was there any good music back in your day?"
"no"
Certified Weird Shit Classic
Bladee is so good I wanna kms every time I hear him.
do it
Kiss My Sister?
@@UltraNyan kill your sister
What's the sematary song at the end called
Kums?
dear wow_mao, i hope this comment finds you well. id just like to let you know this is the worst video ive ever seen. looking at the thumbnail in retrospect caused me to think: why would i click that? because of your "video" i am striving to make changes in my lifestyle and to finally reconnect with what i am truly passionate about. thank you wow_mao, for creating "Breaking Bladee" it has made me a better person, and after the struggle of getting through all 1 minute and 5 excruciating seconds, i am finally TRUELY alive
truly
Pin this Mao right now
If Vince actually wrote a good show
Bladee is timeless
janruary 14 2026 9 PM
And placeless
@@pers7574 i will come back
Timeless because there's never been a time I ever enjoyed his music
I respect the hustle tho
Compared to SEMATARY anything is timeless.
Most songs are just ear rape instrumentals with a diferent combination of the lyrics:
HEYYY
AUGHRRRRRRRR
AAAHHH
HA HA
IM ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE
DJ SEMATARY
HAUNTSHOLICS
SLAUGHTER HOUSE
If weezer is cush, bladee is black tar.
Sematary is fent 100%
Who is bladee? For the blind, he is the vision. For the poor, he is the one who donates. For the hungry, he is the chef. If bladee has 1 million followers, *I am one of them.* If bladee has 1 follower, *he's me.* If bladee has 0 followers, i'm not in this universe. If bladee asks me to suck his dick, *i will.* No matter what, i will be bladee's fan.
@Polzanera what?
@Polzanera why are you suprised
@Polzanera ok fine
This masterpiece touched me in ways my uncle never could
If your uncle was a REAL man you wouldn't be saying that (yes, you guessed correctly, I am an alpha male)
Read it again. More uncles
*Yabujin fan walks into the room*
As an avid Drainer AND Hauntaholic I can confirm this is indeed a factual recreation of one of our most recent and prolific mind-bending spitfire publix debates.
GOING NUTS HEARING VOICES ALL NIGHT!!!!!!
@@wellofsilence aglaga😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@blab1523 labalaboblobaa 😂😂😂😂
the haunted mound fanbase is worse that the dg fanbase imo and i’m a big part of both of them but just the haunted mound one just seems way more toxic to me
‼️REAL HAUNTED MOUND‼️
imagine the federal agent assigned to this channel after the classified documents incident having to sit through this
Don't beelive the lies
GEOPOLD GEOPOLD GEOPOLD BALKANS
WE COOKING 99.1% PURE DOGSHIT MUSIC WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🧪🧪🧪
Bro why, bladee is god wtf, you sound like a pretentious music elitist. You listen to metal too, yep you're not fun lol.
more like 200% dogshit, even than that's probably too good when it's BLADEE.
The editing, the Sematary reference. This is some quality shitposting. Perfection
Heh, Based username.
The way Walt lit that ciggie shows that he is indeed the one who knocks
ts was a joint
HAUNTED MOUND WE SMOKING CANCER WE AINT SMOKING LOUD
Jesse and Walter crying together while listening to Side by Side is my favorite breaking bad scene
mr white is sadboy certified 🥶
I don't get the Bladee meme, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
its not a meme. i love bladee.
@@wowmao me too (his songs are awful)
@@wowmaomid af😂
@@wowmao HOLY SH*T this some hot garbage... but i cant stop listening
@@Poisonoose Bro think he smokey
Watching this while drunk. Cool shit. Good job dude, gave me the right vibe
i hope that you also were driving while writing this
@@kidnamedpenis i only drink when I drive
@@giodigiu443 based
House Party, indeed nearby 🔃 the guys I'm bringing 👦 👬 👦 👬 are most strange 🤪 ⚠️⚡️⚡️
The crunching when he grabs Jesse's head
It sounded painful
jesse would totally listen to semetary
GEOPOLD 🌎 GEOPOLD 🌍 GEOPOLD 🌏 BALKANS 💥 💥 💥
least american youtuber when europe comment hamburger
"GEOPOLD GEOPOLD GEOPOLD BALKANS"
Blade we need cook, we getting out of Sweden with this one
Hey why the fuck you stole my pfp
We makin' out to the baltic sea
This video is fucking hypnotising. I'm watching it for the third time already.
Jesse definitely listened to Eversince after Jane.
This now appeared in my "spring music collecion" thanks youtube
I like how Walter sounds like Yoda.
coping with music is always the best especially when you're under investigation by the united states government
Didn’t you comment on the PELA snippet?
JBL Bluetooth speaker sound.
Love it
Good to know you are joining the trend of solid jj
Want more of these
Holy shit I didn’t even realize haha
“We will have flying cars in the future!”
I've been saying this forever sematary is schoolshooter music
GEOPOLD GEOPOLD GEOPOLD BALKANS or smt idk
GEOPALD GEOPALD GEOPALD BALKANS
Finally, a sequel of Bladee in five years.
the sheer power of gus’s music made walter clip
Imagine an entire government watch team is combing his channel for anything suspicious, and then they see this as his newest post.
i wish i was 14 so i could laugh at this, just dont have that childlike joy in me anymore
Same, two years ago I might have found this hilarious, I mean I still find this funny, but it doesn't hit the same as before,
Why did this comment hit so hard
get it back. fight for it. indomitable human spirit. it is possible you just gotta find out how.
Are you 15 now? 😢
@@Gazofrenico615 im happily married w/ 2 kids
0:18 this phrase perfectly explains my music taste
jesse loves bladee
I loved the part where walt says its blading time then proceeds to drain on jesse
This was a video of all time
Best chemistry teacher at drain gang highschool 🥺
watching this cost me 10 years of my life at least
never knew gus was chill like that
Balkan Balkan geopold Balkan Turk turkey
This is one of the videos of all time
of all the videos ever made, this is definitely one of them
For the first time in life I'm too old to understand a meme. Time for me to bitch about student loans and landlords on twitter like the millennial I now am
You should be past that now mate.
Um, actually we know for fact that Jesse is a certified drainer 🤓
as an avid listener of drain gang and haunted mound all of this video makes me happy thankyou 'Filipino internet celebrity' wow_mao
Just realised this video is close in views to sematarys monthly listeners
Thank you for blessing my eyes
dis might be one of da best vids oat
This video feels like having Lobotomy.
this is absolutely incredible
Don't look up whose birthday is today
You should make more of these. This is why I’m subbed
wow_mao wow_mao wow_mao Bladee DRAIN GANG ☦️🇪🇺🧔🏻♀️
Another wow-mao classic, I had to force myself to listen to Bladee to get any sort of enjoyment out of his music.
absolutely digging the drain content
this truly was the moment wow mao became bladee’s number 1 fan, bravo vince
gepald, leper, leopold, ballons.
Breaking back
this is like the tenth Wow_Mao vid coping over the fact his taste in music gets him no hoes stacks him no paper and does not bring his missing father figure back
Let him enjoy this shi before the federal agents get him
Tbf: bladee> lil peep (and all the clones)
@@derbenutzer5958 trash vs garbage
Longest time Bladee fan thanks for draining
WHAAAT, i found this meme on discord and shared it on all servers im in, didnt know it was made by my legend...
I was pinged on discord at 3:46 am by the owner of this RUclips channel to comment and make his channel look less dead. I am waiting for permission to be lit in to the other channels to leak documents about
I wish you luck in getting past the wowmao discord border security 🙏
@@buddychumpalfriendhomiebud9242 who siad they where classified documents? they could be never seen before spicy pieces of fanfiction or benchmarks from unrealised computer components from 2006.
@@buddychumpalfriendhomiebud9242 they took my visa, and now they won’t let me in :((((
Bladee don't need no voice actors 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯😍😍😍🥶🥶🥶
Geopold Geopold Geopold Balkans
both newgens
Both peak
the JBL pairing noise goes krazy
Maybe the greatest video I’ve ever seen
this video is a work of art
This made me so happy. More please.
this video will be in history books
I think you did well getting in the news, must've taken a lot of effort!
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past.
the 2 voices in my head
GEOPOLD GEOPOLD BALKAN MAN
somebody's been listening to a lot of bladee lately
Someone cooked here...
the JBL bluetooth noise
Rap music is truly one of the genres of all time
Gus is a real Hauntaholic! I even saw him at the Berlin show.
My favorite video of all time
0:58 The CIA agent watching this
Sematary and hackle? Gus is too based
this is a revolutionary video
I’m taking this to my therapist.
The power of Fring was so strong he made gmod but real
Very drain gang thank u wmaow
Keep making these I’m crying😂, and you put me on to Jxxyy
walter is definitely a snail pancake man