The most surprising thing about this episode is Harstem expecting someone called "DrunkZealot" to scout. Also, I really hope Drunk Zealot is a play on High Templar. 10/10 name.
13:50 "Hello Harstem, Zerg its an op race the drones are justo too op.. In the early game i manage to trick my opponent to think im playing a standar macro game but im cannon rushing him. I take the minerals with my probe and downstairs to start my cannon in his natural but the drones manage to walk over my wall of phylons.. Dear Captain drones are to imba or do i suck"
God I love that second game so much. Harstem just describing exactly how his opponent is going to lose the game and being full of joy when they do. Keep having fun terrorizing the ladder my friend.
That's just what the Captain does, you see, he's a Spymaster too. That's how he got his rank, just like how James Bond is a Royal Navy Commander. Harstem's actually a captain of the spies.
That last zerg lost all his queens but managed to keep Harstem's tempests at home with dem fake nyduses long enough to build a spire and mass ruptors, beautiful plays.
The dumbest cheese idea i’ve had was to burrow a few lings in a row at the opponent’s base locations so that they misplace their nexus and lose a very very small amount of econ. Some cheese is so bad it’s just trolling but i still think it’s a funny idea Edit: literally not possible 😅. I guess that just makes it even dumber 🙃
I'm kinda glad though. If they did make build grid red, we'd all be keeping a worker hotkeyed just to wave a building placement across the map to check for burrowed banes. 🫣
I don't know if anybody told you, but the way you talk and the words you use make you sound like an Argentinean translation. If you know or ever learn spanish, I bet you'll relate a lot with how we talk and our colloquialisms. Thanks for the content!
Dear Harstem Please take time out of your week to perfect your build order, you forget things at a rate that even though I'm only watching and not playing, it stresses me the hell out
You uploaded a video with a title about a new cannon rushing method, and not a single game showed a cannon kill a single unit. The entirety of the content was just regular gameplay with you trying to recover. Not really the content I came looking for, personally.
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My favourite part of the cheesiest man alive is watching all the creative ways Harstem can lose a game
Haha yeah... 🙃
14:20 no joke, that map's mapmaker said he made that little unblockable pathway to troll cannonrushers.
props to him for doing so
His reaction was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on SC2 content 😂😂😂😂
That's amazing. I hope he happens to watch this.
Yeah they need to fix that
@@ryanstradford9771 the other maps need to be fixed
26:10 "nydus worms should make a sound", the sound literally playing on the background 😂
The most surprising thing about this episode is Harstem expecting someone called "DrunkZealot" to scout.
Also, I really hope Drunk Zealot is a play on High Templar. 10/10 name.
It has to be, right? That's too good.
@2:09
"I've won the game already."
@2:44
"NO. Harstem, Kevin Deconing, no! What are we doing here? Now, this was a, this was terrible."
Day 724 of Kevin messing up cannon rushes.
@@jerubaal101 glad he studied this one... he knew all the locations on all the maps...
@@Gunnl I mean... He knew the locations, next time he will learn the pathing
I believe one day that Hamster will make a compilation of all the times Harstem says, "I've won", and then proceeds to lose. It will be amazing.
12:40 This is the most beautiful, mirthful laugh I have ever heard. I aspire to laugh like this after my next cheesy W.
13:50 "Hello Harstem, Zerg its an op race the drones are justo too op.. In the early game i manage to trick my opponent to think im playing a standar macro game but im cannon rushing him. I take the minerals with my probe and downstairs to start my cannon in his natural but the drones manage to walk over my wall of phylons.. Dear Captain drones are to imba or do i suck"
harstem has a perfect plan, plan goes terribly wrong. face was priceless when that drone went between minerals XD
Confirmed: Harstem plays blue in MTG.
@@Sir_Mantics man I love being blue in MTG, flyers and instants make my monkey brain happy
the facial outrage in 14:00 is hilarious :D
God I love that second game so much. Harstem just describing exactly how his opponent is going to lose the game and being full of joy when they do. Keep having fun terrorizing the ladder my friend.
Why is Harstem spying on Drunk Zealot as he eats his pancakes and bacon?
That's just what the Captain does, you see, he's a Spymaster too. That's how he got his rank, just like how James Bond is a Royal Navy Commander. Harstem's actually a captain of the spies.
That whole "OBS" part was so funny
That terran in the second game really saved his buffered replay
That Zerg was having none of Harstems cheesy plans.
Guess that cerebrate had a bit of lactose intolerance... ^^
"This is the Zerg propaganda nobody talks about." - Harstem with another banger 14:14
That orange juice with pancakes and side bacon really helped Mr. DrunkenZealot.
No one gonna mention harstems beautiful singing ? BEEEEEEN AROUND THE WORLD DONT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE 🌎🔥OO OO OO 🕺
I was so happy to see this new cannon rush in action... Great content as always, hope you bring this back several times so we can see the full effect
That O B S was Emvypee !!
I love the roller coaster of emotions in this episode.
13:53 "#DIV/0! CANNOT COMPUTE!"
That last zerg lost all his queens but managed to keep Harstem's tempests at home with dem fake nyduses long enough to build a spire and mass ruptors, beautiful plays.
"I've studied this!!" ... proceeds to screw it up...
The dumbest cheese idea i’ve had was to burrow a few lings in a row at the opponent’s base locations so that they misplace their nexus and lose a very very small amount of econ. Some cheese is so bad it’s just trolling but i still think it’s a funny idea
Edit: literally not possible 😅. I guess that just makes it even dumber 🙃
thats a good one haha
Nice idea
Burrowed lings don't make the build grid red for your enemy though
@@mikebrmike ur so right ;-;
I'm kinda glad though. If they did make build grid red, we'd all be keeping a worker hotkeyed just to wave a building placement across the map to check for burrowed banes. 🫣
20:24 Would you say that you’re a star of your craft?
20:30 A whole different case of cheese, no?
Sad day for the captain, hilarious to see, would love to see another attempt at this cannon rush
Pancakes with maple syrup and bacon on the side? Are you OK, Kevin?
Shino really getting exposure today. Played against uThermal's penguin bros too.
Cuz of your videos im starting to see cheese related videos as recomended....
Great background story on your opponent!
Looking forward to seeing the canonrush again
Hahaha, every time I see Harstem is going to cannonrush, I hope for the best….but expect the worst.
Harstem is so wise when it comes to disasters.
You're a content MACHINE!
Im a hardcore Kevin de Koning Viewer. I watched 90%+ of your videos. then i realized that you also have a casting youtube and bean watching those :P
I just tried the cannon rush vs terran and left the pylons up cancelling only one and replacing witht he second cannon. It worked really well
He did it again, he did a harstem
Did the cheesiest man alive actually ask "is that allowed?"?
13:32 isn't stopping hotkey preventing grabbing the mineral?!
we didn't see the mineral cannon rush - can we have pls another episode of that!
I was *so* excited about it. Really gonna need a part 2 so we can see it win.
well, "der dunkle Templar" was kinda right tho - lovely :D but germans also say "DT" oder "Dark Templar" xD
Honestly love this episode
it is in disasters that the greatest miracles arise!
In the first game "ive already won" 10 seconds later, how did i fuck this up? i lost lol
"New UNDERGROUND Cannonrushing Method" - Not a single game where you actually cannon rush.
Love your videos!
Harstem I still need that lipstick!!!
This was hillarious
You have to do this episode again... I feel like you didn't get any games you wanted
Really funny episode.
I came here for the cannonrushing and cannonrushing never came. Not cool man, not cool.
A shame we didn't get to see it! Gotta try again please
Why did the GG counter go up for Game 2? 13:00
13:00 Did you add a GG counter DESPITE it being a no gg terran? How disappointing, templar Harstem...
Okay now I did realise that the order of games is different for us
oh noes... 13:37 :(( wasn't very leet lol
😂 he ate pannenkoeken.. epic
I love it when you speak german 😄 your pronunciation is also pretty decent
Forgive? There is no obligation to say gg. People who demand it are the ones who should seek forgiveness
I don't know if anybody told you, but the way you talk and the words you use make you sound like an Argentinean translation. If you know or ever learn spanish, I bet you'll relate a lot with how we talk and our colloquialisms. Thanks for the content!
I'll be honest there, it was just 30min of dissapointment... Tough one Captain, carry on !
The DT game made it all worth it
Canon rush is the greatest macro opening.
KingCobra.
So seeing as he didn't pull it off once, will we see this cheese again?
Haha the stories were great
Angrath! Platinum Heroes hype.
you need to find shino again and get your revenge
aww yeah
This sounds like some next level stuff!
You made drunksalad too relatable, man. I ended up rooting for him. What do you think he is studying
Harstem, the cheesest man alive? Harstem is French?
12:46 he didn't gg! remove one from the GG counter :)
Roasting thr terrans at the end, love it 😂
"What is it? What's is it?!" 😡
13:38
wait, so did we ever se the new canonrushing method?
Wild
should have added 0.5 for the "g"
I asked my mom what ADHD is and she sent me this.
The DT play on the tanks
Hi Captain, I am in Utrecht next weekend can I come and say hello
Try the cannon rush again you only did it once
Dear Harstem
Please take time out of your week to perfect your build order, you forget things at a rate that even though I'm only watching and not playing, it stresses me the hell out
the zergs keep winning everything, like IEM katowice?
hi harstem
So underground cannon rush means it being buried under ground...?
Yes new infested toss meta
You uploaded a video with a title about a new cannon rushing method, and not a single game showed a cannon kill a single unit. The entirety of the content was just regular gameplay with you trying to recover. Not really the content I came looking for, personally.
I mean its very clear thats enough space for small units...
dial it back on the adderall ....
Sometimes I believe you are just holding back so there will be a content to watch I hate you are not being honest
No cannon rushes? dafuq
Smurf meets smurf?
I hate maps, like they swear, it doesn’t turn out to be what the title suggestS. We just want cannons!!!!
Shino
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Harstem told me you can always bet on protos players not being able to count. He keeps proving the point :D
I am a bl8nky boy :)
I love your content but where's the canon rush? Click baiting?
Cannon rush's 0/4
bro f*cks up builds like 3 quarters of the time lol
Harstem cant play SC2
NO HEARTRATE MONITOR L
or even an army of dark archons, mind controling the enemies entire army lol thats the cheesiest bro!