High School Big Shot: #54 on my 'MST3K Funniest Episodes' playlist

Narrated by I.P. Freely. And you thought hilarious and depressing couldn't work this well together. Or maybe you had because of watching 'The Girl in Lovers Lane', but somehow this story is even more on the depressing side. Either way, meet Marv! Marv is actually more screwed up than Jimmy from 'I Accuse My Parents', if you can believe that. Marv needed 'Big Stupid' to take his ice princess from him, teach her some manners, and then ditch her and run off with the million dollars and those two goofy guys while they all tour brothels from every one horse town they wind up at (now that would be a helluva movie).