It's happening? You mean you're actually going to go back to Pizza Tower?! ...Yeah, I know that's not what you're actually talking about, but still, it'd be nice if Arin and Dan could go back to that game.
It'd be weird if black people were actually black. and white people were actually white. it'd be weiiird man. Just people walking around with totally colorless faces.
Some Minnesota 19yo sobbing uncontrollably and clutching J Alexander's hand because they gave her highlights and trimmed some split ends, then hard cut to another girl stoically accepting her fate and trying to force a polite smile as they shave her head and glue on unibrow extensions.
If you notice at 35:06 when Xerxeneea has her picture taken, her face shows no signs of the void in the picture. This means she must have some sort of illusion that makes her look normal to everyone else.
I was a QA tester on a Wii game at Activision, and one time I was able to get the remote to work somewhat by pointing it to the window at the sun (I think a double layer of glass made it so there were two lights in the infrared camera)
Nintendo was actually somewhat worried about shooting IR at people's faces and LED lifespan so the LED's they used are not that intense. Candles usually worked better than the original bar, especially in warm sunlit rooms
9:57 Dan's genuine joy over Xerxeneea finally getting a face is great. Sounds like a dad whose daughter just came out of her depression rut and left her room for the first time in months.
Nah, that response would be more like "oh look who decided to come out of their room finally!" or any other remark that makes the daughter just go right back to her room again
It makes me laugh so, so hard that unlike the clothes, where finding the theme is an actual game, it just tells you what hair and makeup you need to use for full points.
My headcanon is that Xerxeneea learned how to improve her infiltration skills by applying make up on her void face. Its hard, because she needs to reapply the make up as the void endless nature continues to consume everything it touches. All hail our void girl
i love how there even IS a "candle trick" for the Wii...i mean, it makes total sense (and i thank Arin for hitting all the details that i wouldve), its looking for Infrared Light, so all you need is a source of Infrared... ...that, and also, lighting the candles before you can start playing a Wii game? thats called "setting the mood" ;D
Quest: Talk to the judge for the judging. She will be judging you, as she is is a judge. Do you require more hints? Arin, who removed all makeup, keeps getting a bad score regarding outfit, has not shopped or worked out in weeks and is living on hot dogs: YES JUDGE ME! I'm ready! Also Arin: "The game set me up to fail!
Sometimes I have those dreams where I'm naked in class, but then I realize that nobody else realizes it, so I just sit there in class naked for the whole dream. Sometimes there will be one guy who realizes it, but I'll just shoot him a dirty look and get back to work and he'll keep it to himself. At least it's not some anxiety-driven nightmare, but then I wake up and I'm tired because I just did hours of naked schoolwork all night.
I am loving how they casually forget outfit changes too. Like, part of the point of this game is to change outfits as much as possible! I am absolutely loving them playing this game.
Thank you from the bottom of my bottom for continuing to play through this absolute monstrosity of a game, and for all the people who keep watching/enduring these episodes...
So believe it or not I've seen a full playthrough of this by another pair doing an LP of this game xD They also loved the music and the DING actually became kind of a meme for them. xP A tip that I seem to remember: Food usually raises your food meter but decreases your Fitness level, and you're supposed to try to balance these. But there's a piece of food in the fridge at the house that gives you a little bit of food while losing 0 Fitness. And you can eat it as much as you want. So keep your FItness meter topped out and go back to the house, eat that until you're full on food again, and then all you need to worry about are your style points~ To win, you need to make sure all of the meters at the top are as full as possible and you need to do well on the catwalk. You got eliminated that first time because your Fitness, Mood and clothes were all really low. But yeah, looks like you did really good the second time around, good job, so...~ -*INSERT THE ROUNDEST OF ALL APPLAUSES*
I thought the blank face was a glitch from emulating it, but I was watching a video by Jordy McNeill where she was trying to find out what the worst Wii game is and she had the same problem and she was playing on an actual Wii console!
@@Daedalus117 that is a good point. but our blacknerd here is not a they. rather, a he or she. Or you could just click on the profile and see it's a he.
After Arin claimed "no, the games not that smart.." I was so ready for a smash cut to another cutscene that the make up is ruined, and then the realization.. It turns out, the game is in fact that smart.
That candle trick is super cool! what an innovative way to have the pointer work. It also explains why it so often goes completely haywire. Thanks for the fun fact!
We need more of Hank's side plot. Poor guy's model parents hated him (probably for not being a model son) and then were killed by models. No wonder the guy wants nothing to do with models or modeling! But perhaps Xerxeneea is just the model he needs to change his mind
Helpful tips in case you might see this: 1. Fruit from the house fridge is a godsend, just eat all of that every morning and you’ll be full for a whole day of doing stuff. 2. You’re judged by a random judge every week so make sure each day they come (I think Wednesdays) that your meters are full. 3. You get money so def try and check the clothes store at least once a week. You can also always check with the fashion lady and basically build the perfect outfit on the first day of the week L
Imagine Xerxeneea sleeping face down with more makeup on than a cake has frosting. Then, when she gets up, the pillow shows a wide angle reflection of her face.
I’m so happy to see this series come back :3 glad our girl finally learned how to move more than two miles an hour, or even more importantly, developed a face. For some reason, I feel like a proud uncle-can’t wait for more!
I love how your model works out to stay fit, but even that's not enough for her to be able to actually just have a regular meal. It's like "SALAD OR JUNK FOOD."
I can't believe that Xerxeenea has a face now. Her being a faceless void was so funny to me. Still going to watch religiously. EDIT: Now that I see her with that weird strawberry cheesecake ice-cream colored hair it is still very cursed.
“Someone said on the internet that they realized that “this little piggy went to market”, it wasn’t going shopping” I second also just realizing what it meant 💀
"Just throw some lipstick on, man." "Oh yes, I can put it on her whole face. Thank God." "So help me God, we're going to give this woman a face!" Sounds like what I'd hear if I went to the makeup counter.
As a guy, I had no idea you were supposed to remove makeup every day until the game shamed Arin for it. Putting it on every day and doing all that stuff seems like WAY too much work and I don't get how or even why people do it instead of just being natural...😅
Kinda liked it when Xerxeneea had a void of a face was so funny when her face slowly melted away section by section, but was even funnier when her face appeared putting on makeup and Arin randomly slathering it on her face.
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IT'S HAPPENING Y'ALL. THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE, THE BSB TOUR HAD ME IN IT'S CLUTCHES 🦝
🎉🎉🎉🎉
Hope you’re feeling better boss 🫡 Thank you for your work
It's happening? You mean you're actually going to go back to Pizza Tower?!
...Yeah, I know that's not what you're actually talking about, but still, it'd be nice if Arin and Dan could go back to that game.
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THE DAY WOULD COME
I just can’t wait to see how them -emulating- playing this game will affect Arin’s sanity.
Edit: he finally got a Wii mote! Praise the lord!
Imagine being a makeup specialist and having someone ask “which foundation matches my skin?” And then you look over and their face is a fucking void
finally a use for that foundation everyone is dragging on tiktok rn
@@XoDemonBunnyoXyes! the youthforia one!😂😂
It'd be weird if black people were actually black. and white people were actually white. it'd be weiiird man. Just people walking around with totally colorless faces.
Muso Black face paint
Stuart Semple has one for the girlies
Arin finally demonstrates what "At the age of 6 I was born without a face" looks like
It’s such a shame that today’s beauty standards made Xerxeneea uncomfortable showing her true voidliness
Classic void erasure smh
Such beauty in the screaming darkness of the space between spaces.
They didn’t even let the void stare back at them 😔
we need more void representation fr...
Xerxeneea... celebrated nowhere for her voidliness.
Them hating the new hair forced upon them is the quintessential ANTM experience. Whoever made this game truly knew what they were doing
Some Minnesota 19yo sobbing uncontrollably and clutching J Alexander's hand because they gave her highlights and trimmed some split ends, then hard cut to another girl stoically accepting her fate and trying to force a polite smile as they shave her head and glue on unibrow extensions.
@@emgene3oooh the Greek pantheon look, classy
Imagine if the game had a teeth specialist that widens or fills tooth gaps like they had on the show 😬
@@Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy AHAHahhahahahah That made me snort aloud. As someone who naturally has "the London look" that trend was WILD
They really did file someone's teeth down on the show and then sent her home. It was pretty brutal. @@emgene3
I love how they keep bringing this back when we least expect it
I literally went back through their channel to watch the whole series before this episode. Episode 1 was 8 months ago .
@@HeftyDan that's not true that's impossible!
Yeah I'm like, they're not gonna bring it back then it's back and I get so excited
Hopefully we'll get it more often now that Arin has a peemote
@@NIX-FLIX Search your viewing history, you know it to be true.
If you notice at 35:06 when Xerxeneea has her picture taken, her face shows no signs of the void in the picture. This means she must have some sort of illusion that makes her look normal to everyone else.
.... holy shit. Thats actually terrifying. Seriously some real creepypasta material
...Well now I'm not unconvinced that Xerxerneea's actually an SCP,
It’s like the opposite of that one Junji Ito story
Photoshoot: 640 points
“Nice”
Peter:
“You can score up to 9,000 points!”
Oh no,
“okay, mrs. puff, what’s my final score?”
“six”
“WOOOO and how many do i need to pass?”
“six”
“wooooOOOOO-“
“hundred”
“…what”
"Hey I seen this one, it's a classic!"
"What do you mean you seen it? It's brand new."
"Yeah, well, I saw it on a...
...rerun."
@@Hermititis whats a rerun?
@@GBone1 , "...you'll find out."
@@miguelnewmexico8641 hello fellow woolie Vs fan
I cannot wait for them to upload this tomorrow too
ah yes. episode 4 and now they can finally run, see the main characters face, and play the game.
Dan's mind; "don't say blackface, don't say blackface'
Dan; "Deep Space Face"
That’s funny, I was also having that same thought as the train approached at full speed, like, “Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh,” but then he pulled that out lol
The makeup minigame is a thousand times funnier with Xerxeneaa’s face missing
the forbidden episode
Fourbidden perhaps even
Arin casually confirming that the candle method works for the wiimotes has rocked my whole world. I had no idea it actually worked.
I used it a few years ago and it worked perfectly!
I was a QA tester on a Wii game at Activision, and one time I was able to get the remote to work somewhat by pointing it to the window at the sun (I think a double layer of glass made it so there were two lights in the infrared camera)
Yo what the hell
Nintendo was actually somewhat worried about shooting IR at people's faces and LED lifespan so the LED's they used are not that intense. Candles usually worked better than the original bar, especially in warm sunlit rooms
The "sensor bar" is truly one of the biggest misnomers in gaming.
Every thumbnail for this series looks like this is some analogue horror game.
@@miguelnewmexico8641analog horror, not analog, you pickle
9:57 Dan's genuine joy over Xerxeneea finally getting a face is great. Sounds like a dad whose daughter just came out of her depression rut and left her room for the first time in months.
so weird
Dan is a dad who's daughter was born at age 6 without a face
“There’s my girl! How are you doing today?”
Nah, that response would be more like "oh look who decided to come out of their room finally!" or any other remark that makes the daughter just go right back to her room again
Only the real Lovelies know that this is the third publishing of this video
Okay good, thought I was going crazy and having premonitions or something lol.
??? Explain
HOLY SHIT THE GRUMPS LIKED MY COMMENT AHHHHHHHH
@@SarahLuv10 “Sarah what is this..”
the playlists was driving me crazy haha. my hope for this game was getting whiplash
It makes me laugh so, so hard that unlike the clothes, where finding the theme is an actual game, it just tells you what hair and makeup you need to use for full points.
is that how modeling really works? are you just assigned your look?
@@KairuHakubi I haven't got a clue but I'm pretty sure real models don't have to pick their own clothes out? I've never seen the show LOL
"Why is it always never work"-Arin Hanson. Perfectly describes the best Game Grumps episodes.
I now know the meaning when people say "let me put my face on" after watching the void horror turn into a human after applying makeup
My headcanon is that Xerxeneea learned how to improve her infiltration skills by applying make up on her void face.
Its hard, because she needs to reapply the make up as the void endless nature continues to consume everything it touches.
All hail our void girl
It's like if Zombieland Saga were shovelware
"Day 8, they still haven't realized I'm not one of them yet."
Like that one goosebumps book
She is a zognoid trying to fit in
Finally! Xerxeneea has a face! All it took was makeup and some will! Her face truly is the best arc in all of gaming!
i love how there even IS a "candle trick" for the Wii...i mean, it makes total sense (and i thank Arin for hitting all the details that i wouldve), its looking for Infrared Light, so all you need is a source of Infrared...
...that, and also, lighting the candles before you can start playing a Wii game? thats called "setting the mood" ;D
Quest: Talk to the judge for the judging. She will be judging you, as she is is a judge. Do you require more hints?
Arin, who removed all makeup, keeps getting a bad score regarding outfit, has not shopped or worked out in weeks and is living on hot dogs: YES JUDGE ME! I'm ready!
Also Arin: "The game set me up to fail!
The "Peter, What Is This?" jam needs to be a full grumps remix.
I'm in HYSTERICS that doing Xerxeena's makeup magically gave her a face. Maybe she IS born with it.
"This track rules, where do I get the vinyl for this?"
Ask Lucahjin, she used this as her ringtone for ages and it still turns up on her Twitch
Arin using the all-over blush + powder combo to bring our sweet bippy’s face to life was unironically cool HRHWJSJFJRKAKSKD i love broken games!!
3:54
“I forgot to wear pants” is a HUGE fear of mine.
I will be getting out of my car and i’ll be like
“Omg, did i remember pants?!”
Same! I feel like one day it's really gonna happen
That’s why you gotta shake it up every now and then. Break out the orange and white trousers
Sometimes I have those dreams where I'm naked in class, but then I realize that nobody else realizes it, so I just sit there in class naked for the whole dream. Sometimes there will be one guy who realizes it, but I'll just shoot him a dirty look and get back to work and he'll keep it to himself. At least it's not some anxiety-driven nightmare, but then I wake up and I'm tired because I just did hours of naked schoolwork all night.
@@batlrar stress dreams are worse than nightmares, i swear.
@@zacharykim295whataburger trousers
i love that they just... never went shopping.
I am loving how they casually forget outfit changes too. Like, part of the point of this game is to change outfits as much as possible! I am absolutely loving them playing this game.
I still love that Nancy Drew voices Xerx... Xan... Zerg.... Xanax
Arin: Lets give her some foundation
*misses the foundation multiple times, does everything else first*
Thank you from the bottom of my bottom for continuing to play through this absolute monstrosity of a game, and for all the people who keep watching/enduring these episodes...
I rewatch these vids a lot to help me sleep it’s perfect
No thanks, that's where flat wide stinkums come from
So believe it or not I've seen a full playthrough of this by another pair doing an LP of this game xD They also loved the music and the DING actually became kind of a meme for them. xP
A tip that I seem to remember: Food usually raises your food meter but decreases your Fitness level, and you're supposed to try to balance these. But there's a piece of food in the fridge at the house that gives you a little bit of food while losing 0 Fitness. And you can eat it as much as you want. So keep your FItness meter topped out and go back to the house, eat that until you're full on food again, and then all you need to worry about are your style points~
To win, you need to make sure all of the meters at the top are as full as possible and you need to do well on the catwalk. You got eliminated that first time because your Fitness, Mood and clothes were all really low.
But yeah, looks like you did really good the second time around, good job, so...~
-*INSERT THE ROUNDEST OF ALL APPLAUSES*
lucah and jon! DING
@@childishangela DING~
@@DigitalxGamer seriously though this comment just reminded me to rewatch that series! thank you 🙏
that hair looks like imitation crab.
I thought the blank face was a glitch from emulating it, but I was watching a video by Jordy McNeill where she was trying to find out what the worst Wii game is and she had the same problem and she was playing on an actual Wii console!
Didn't you post this comment on the other upload word for word?
@@DefinitelyAPotatowhy wouldn't they repost it? Nobody's reading the comments on a removed video
@@Daedalus117 thank you
@@DefinitelyAPotato AS THEY SHOULD ITS A GOOD COMMENT
@@Daedalus117 that is a good point. but our blacknerd here is not a they. rather, a he or she. Or you could just click on the profile and see it's a he.
"I was worried that I'd wash my face off into the void again"
"Oops, there it goes"
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Xerxeneea has a face.
Our Lovecraftian queen has a freakin' face!
I almost got scared that they permanently fixed her face, wouldn't have the same charm without the black voidish nightmare face lmao
31:03 SOMEBODY RING THE EMERGENCY SBASSBEAR ALARM
I was thinking something like that when they were doing that bit...
We’re gonna need some heavy bass for that
When they’re putting makeup on the gorgeous Xerxeneea, the music sort of reminds me of the Nintendogs music when you’re giving your dog a bath
xerxeneea going from half face to no face to full face is my favorite character arc
I can’t wait for the “Peter what is this” remix from Sbassbear that we all KNOW is coming
is Eric's Hello Beautiful the new Frank's Hey Dood??
They could do a poll in the community tab.
After Arin claimed "no, the games not that smart.." I was so ready for a smash cut to another cutscene that the make up is ruined, and then the realization..
It turns out, the game is in fact that smart.
That candle trick is super cool! what an innovative way to have the pointer work. It also explains why it so often goes completely haywire. Thanks for the fun fact!
god i love this series. i hope they keep making more until the sun burns out
With proper maintenance of the sun via starlifting techniques, that could be a long time indeed!
We need more of Hank's side plot. Poor guy's model parents hated him (probably for not being a model son) and then were killed by models. No wonder the guy wants nothing to do with models or modeling! But perhaps Xerxeneea is just the model he needs to change his mind
I already watched the whole episode yesterday lmao, it went unavailable for a few seconds and then it let me watch it anyway
I could be wrong but I think this one is longer
It didn’t let me come back
Same, I felt like a time traveler
@@ShihTzuPosting nope, last one was just over an hour too. I watched it fully
@@cwispygiraffedamn you’re right. It’s crazy I can’t tell the difference between a half hour and hour when grumps are on 😮
Our eldritch goddess' human disguise is fully complete. Now she can _slaaaaay_ *the nonbelievers*
8:17 THE SUBTLE AIRPLANE REFERENCE KILLED ME BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE SAME THING WHEN I HEARD JIVE
Salmon flavored lip eyeliner, my favorite!
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Helpful tips in case you might see this:
1. Fruit from the house fridge is a godsend, just eat all of that every morning and you’ll be full for a whole day of doing stuff.
2. You’re judged by a random judge every week so make sure each day they come (I think Wednesdays) that your meters are full.
3. You get money so def try and check the clothes store at least once a week. You can also always check with the fashion lady and basically build the perfect outfit on the first day of the week
L
The amount of time I spend thinking about this video is unreasonable, why am I so desperate for part 5
I got an ad for a horse game while watching this and something about that feels full-circle lol
"Peter, what is this?" has to be the running gag that cracks me up the most
The character movements and camera angles in constant flux makes me so anxious but I can’t stop watching
Its very easy to tell when its like the first recording of the day for them, dan is always so energetic and wanting to make it a quick watch for us 😂
"What's your favorite episode of game grumps billy?"
"I like the episode where they talk about Peter's hog for a looong time"
Arin got actual motion controls AND learned how to run? He's learning.
Imagine Xerxeneea sleeping face down with more makeup on than a cake has frosting. Then, when she gets up, the pillow shows a wide angle reflection of her face.
“Ears dopped in chocolate?”
I will Never hear the word pretzel and not think “Just eat the damn pretzel, it’s delicious! It’s got salt on it already!”
haha yes
Ears.... dopped? 😂
Did... did Peter make a vintage "OVER 9000" reference?? 35:57
I love this game. I used to play it all the way thru at least once a week when I was a kid so it makes me happy whenever they bring it back randomly
Dan's mind being blown by the candle trick made my day :D
@@miguelnewmexico8641 Nah, just dyslexia and not double checking my typing 😂
I’m so happy to see this series come back :3 glad our girl finally learned how to move more than two miles an hour, or even more importantly, developed a face. For some reason, I feel like a proud uncle-can’t wait for more!
This new nancy drew game "nancy drew and the case of the missing face" is a bit esoteric, gotta say
So glad to hear Xerxeneea's reconstructive surgery was a success, I hope she has a fulfilling life from now on ❤
53:48
Dan: "the clothing is good, right?"
Arin: "yep"
me, at the same time: "no"
"What's your favorite episode of Game Grumps, Billy?"
"I like the one that they kept trying to upload for a looong time!"
I love how your model works out to stay fit, but even that's not enough for her to be able to actually just have a regular meal. It's like "SALAD OR JUNK FOOD."
31:41 on behalf of all lovelies named Peter, we thank you for our new ringtones
“Peter what is this” has become a part of my lexicon ❤️
I can't believe that Xerxeenea has a face now. Her being a faceless void was so funny to me. Still going to watch religiously. EDIT: Now that I see her with that weird strawberry cheesecake ice-cream colored hair it is still very cursed.
Ikr?? It looks like someone had a nosebleed into a pile of mayonnaise
“OMG you actually gave her a face! that woman has no pants on…” 16:17
.... is this the real one...?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?
@@juricahrzic264 Caught in a landslide.
@@roadtripwarrior No escape from reality
@@senatorsparky open your eyes
This means so much to me I love how funny and genuine this series is I love you guys so much and please keep playing shovelware!
I love the idea of them playing this game every few months until they beat it three years from now
I love how these NPCs talk like birds flapping their arms in these "FUCK OFF BEFORE I VIOLENTLY DEFEND MY NEST" gestures, lmao
“Someone said on the internet that they realized that “this little piggy went to market”, it wasn’t going shopping”
I second also just realizing what it meant 💀
Alright, take three!
GameGrumps Lunch Break Chronicles, Day 143:
Made some sweet and spicy chicken. Absolutely scrumptious. 15/10.
hell yeah!
Nice.
I love these comments
I love how they went from a endless void to a Hannibal Lecter style human face skin mask
"Just throw some lipstick on, man."
"Oh yes, I can put it on her whole face. Thank God."
"So help me God, we're going to give this woman a face!"
Sounds like what I'd hear if I went to the makeup counter.
Its its a Hog crank Hog world out there.
Dan thought the candles were for the inevitable farts
"Cake makes you fat!"
Damn you, Spoiler Owl!!!
This reminded me of the scene in Scott Pilgrim where he says “BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!” 🤣
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Game Grumps' quarterly playthrough of America's Next Top Model.
Xerxeneea has a face, what a spectular twist! I never thought I'd see the day :D
I love this one. I'm so happy you guys are continuing to play this!
As a guy, I had no idea you were supposed to remove makeup every day until the game shamed Arin for it. Putting it on every day and doing all that stuff seems like WAY too much work and I don't get how or even why people do it instead of just being natural...😅
Kinda liked it when Xerxeneea had a void of a face was so funny when her face slowly melted away section by section, but was even funnier when her face appeared putting on makeup and Arin randomly slathering it on her face.
Xerxeneea might be the only person on earth who can shade match with that new Youthforia foundation 😅
At age six, Xerxeneea was born, without a face.
If they don't finish this game I think I'll be more upset than any other unfinished game
I think we can all agree our favorite character is Peter, and his MASIVE hog
This unlocked a memory of watching Arin apply Suzy’s makeup. Feels like an “old classic” of RUclips trends.
omg arin praising Suzy's eyeliner skills is my roman empire
LMAO did Dan think Arin was just setting the mood with those candles?
Thanks for all your hard work re-doing the week, Arin!
Thank you Arin! I hope guys keep playing! I love watching you play this game and I love how much Arin loves to pick out outfits