Real Meatball Hours - Empire Total War
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2020
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REAL MEATBALL HOURS have begun in Empire Total War! Join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through Scandinavia and the north as the Empire of Sweden, everyone favorite meatball producers! Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of Viking warriors, musket-men and the power of MEATBALLS!
Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the empire of Sweden!
Video Title: Real Meatball Hours - Empire Total War
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*!!!REAL MEATBALL HOURS!!!*
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Super cool Koifish support links in the description, thank you for watching and remember to stay awesome >:D
Very funny indeed Koifish, btw join discord
Spicy cool koifish
Somehow this is in my recommended
"Wait, are you giving up?
no you are just being danish"
Well is there a difference??
It has 4k likes do dagestan
"What we lack in numbers, we make up for by not being Russians" Baserat
"Hakkapeliitta, you're going to have to do this for your friends"- Yeah, that seems historically appropriate, doing the heavy lifting ourselves...
"Are you giving up? No you're just being Danish"
- Ancient Swedish Proverb
"I have been Danish all my life" sagde Danskeren
@@zhkoende2379 Ok Red meat.
"What if meatballs?" a great philosopher once said.
It's just those days when you wonder... what if meatballs?
‘To meatball, or not to meatball, that is the question.’
@@thecheeselord5943 oh hey there cheese man
A wise man once said
*I meatball, therefore I meatball.*
"As a swede, I feel that trading, with the Germans, kinda goes hand in hand."
“What we lack in numbers we make up for in not being Russian” might just be my new favorite quote.
And it aged like a fine wine.
@@AnomalyINC for real.
The legacy of the Indo-Norse still lives
Ikea is just swedish colonization. change my mind
Pre-packaged assemble-yourself imperialism!
Ikea? Morden colonization.
Never wanted to argue against it
[Coughs out meatballs] Fuck fuck fuck, our plan is exposed!!!
You know, my cultural studies teacher in college would probably agree.
To play as Dagestan you surely need a Lada Priora, a pair of red moccassins and high wrestling skill
On our way to 3k likes its almost khabib time
Ох уж эти дагестанские мемы.
@@MrFawk1324 lol
@@user-qp6vd3uu9t пхах)
-I looked forward in time, I saw 14 000 605 futures
-In how many of those Swedes won the Northern War?
-Only one, and it's a videogame
*sad Swedish noises*
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
Fallout references aside, the whole war was an uphill battle for Sweden. Especially due to our pretty much non-existant manpower reserve. The fact that we somehow kept winning battle after battle is a testament to the skill and determination of the carolean army.
"Över Norden jag härskar!"
“WhY dO yOu SpEaK lIkE a PoOf”- Koifish circa 2020
I haven't heard that payout since 2008, I lold so hard
Dang Koi Fish you savage. "I have not killed men only Danes". "What we lack in number for being Russian"
“Stick it in, first in the gun, then in the dane.”
*English accent curse words*
RUclips Money: Now this a is an avengers level threat!
*Koifish accent curse words*
RUclips Money: STÖNKS!👍👍👍
The Poles, Russians and Saxons loved their hammer-and-anvil maneuvres. But they weren't that cocky when the steel in the middle broke both the hammer and the anvil.
I really like when Koifish plays as a good christian boi.
*Protestant you papal cheeks licker
@@jean-baptistecarrere-gee9157 well, even if he's protestant he is still better than non-christians.
@@FriendlyArchpriest well I consider most Christians to be brothers, we're just seperated due to differences in theology.
@@FriendlyArchpriest true
@@jean-baptistecarrere-gee9157 protestants are christians. theres a difference between catholic and christian
"Plung to beyoneds
Stick it in
First in the gun
Then in the dane"
I love it
Playing as Sweden I had a perfect campaign, I'm agree the best country
"nä før helvete det kommer massa trummissar" 😂😂😂
Wtf lmao, just got an ad from IKEA.
Coincidence to a game about colonisation? I think not.
King Karl XII himself might be proud with this bold meatball hours...
12:47
I feel like that's how every military discipline gets invented
i feel very offenden as a Dane that this Swedish vassal attacking hes danish overlords !!! xD
Sweden had alredy kicked The danes AT The start date of total war empire
I like how he’s playing as Sweden but has British grenadiers playing in the background
If you had darthmod you could get literal Regiments that used to exist.
Im glad this came up in my recommended this genuienly seems like such an underated channel.
Carolus Rex playing over the hill .. danes : why do i hear boss music.
Russia: Hold my Poltava
We pulled a reverse Christopher Columbus. 😂Amazing quote
3:52 XDD "voi vittu" torille!
Yeah the "Swedish death Metal drummers platoon" would definetly wreak havoc in the enemy lines. :D Propably allmost as effectivly as the *Norwegian black Metal drummers platoon" .
Russians thinking the swedish are nothing
A drunken swede loading a meatball
"First in the gun, then in the dane"🤣😆👌
HAHAHAHAHA Love it!!!
Meatball is actually Turkeys. Swedens twitter account were accepted but IKEA spread it very well
The whole gameplay of this video especially Koifish talking is such a resonant to my previous gameplay as Sweden
Carolus Rex approves
I’d play this so much more if the loading times weren’t so painful
Plays as Sweden and uses British grenadiers music instead of nylands och tavastehus music, shameful display
SHAMEFURR DISSPRAY, INDEED
3:20 i got an ad at the bottom that lined up perfectly with the gui
Empire, the best Total War (when modded).
I mean the shitty AI is worst thing in that game
I really want Historical Empire 2 total war.
CA really needs to stop making fantasy and semi-historical titles for change.
this guy is my new favorite youtuber because of his ETW videos
12:05
Clatter in the background...
*SNIFF* HEH *SNIFF*
Koifish: Are you making woffles?
Blessed Woman: Yes.
*Sniffle*
Koifish: God Bless this woman.
It's really hard to not laugh while koifish is killing my countrymen
Lul
wtf, i just started playing empire total war yesterday for the nostalgia
PERKELE INTENSIFIES
*JÄKEL INTENSIFIES
"I was chosen by heaven! Say my name when you pray, to the sky, see Carolus rise."
Can you do videos on Crusader Kings I, Shogun I and the original Medieval Total War?
Blessings
shogun 1 is down, no more copies out there
@@thelordsofgaming2153 Seriously? Get out!
Though I'm sure koifish could get ahold of a physical copy.
@@jonsmith5626 Heh... Belive, you can get a lot of copies if you know what you're looking for/where to look...
The beautiful velvety screams of zach hadel can be heard all around the cosmos
9:46 “You Swedes and your pickles herring! 🤢”
It’s just a tv show reference, no offense intended towards the fish!
Carolus rex would be proud
Men dude, ya vois za rilly guud. Imma sabscribbed to ya!!
I love minor factions Revenge. Conquered the world as every single faction at least once
Lion from the North.
I live for Koifish‘s *VERII GÖOD!“. 10/10
Did both, amazing :)
Best laugh I've had all weekend.
"Remove pierogi" intensifies
"Install köttbullar" intensifiest!
Me, a Dane; "Why do I hear Boss music?"
pewdiepie will be impressed of your success koifish
FOR THE GLORY OF THE BIG MEATBALL
Morsomt! Søta bror=)=)=) Spill som Norge i en video
I rly wish Total War Empire II will show up.
Finally, real koifish hours.
When Koifish said Empire I paused the video and got more beer
I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂
1:53 That has to be some of the most posh Swedish I've ever heard.
Death metal drummers be playing At the gates to scare the Russians away
remembered why i did not play empire much. Fucking AI would want to trade land for everything.
I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU SOME GOD DAMN FUR.
detta är tamefan det manligaste jag någonsin sätt
i think he is having to much fun
this is so swedish i accidently invaded finland
Haha, they really love Uppsala.
Good video grettings from Argentina you are so funny
Real meatball hours
Ah yes, the great meatball wars.
Första gången jag ser nåt av dina klipp, du är ju inte lite SJUK :D
Mycket bra! 5/5 köttbullar.
Haha well done
I think koifish to finish people is the perkele.
4:00 It would make sense, exchanging two Marylands between each-other.
7:13 The name Alf Hill fucking kills me man.
Yaay new vid !!!!
No one:
Koi fish: 5:17
The Meatballs Empire
Real Ikea hours
Voi vittu you cant have it 😂😂
Lol got an IKEA advert on this video.
As a norwegian I approve your hated for the Danish, mycket gött!
Killing danes in every game possible? I approve.
Everyone is going for Finland so they can get the first Nokia phones
You are Drum Queen, Koifish)
I think they play Drum And Bass - otherwise it is difficult to explain such success in battle
YES
KOIFISH!!!
BIT MORE CLEARLY?!? NYT VITTU
I played this mode and took over half of Europe as Scotland
3k likes Koifish! You gotta play Dagestan!
Let’s go to three thousands!
Dagestan here we come !
9:23 jag håller med dig
I used to like this game when I was younger, but as i've gotten older the lazy CA way of adding 'challenge' by having having random nations attack you if you aren't in enough wars or attack you if you're doing too well just to screw you wore on me.
Wait
Majestic?, nonsensically ourtbusts?, like uniforms? (war games), and kinda historian? (historic games)…
Is Koifish Karl 12 reborn?
Where's the sabaton jokes