Pat's cult scenario has been in fiction before, actually. Marvel's comics' AIM is basically a science cult ran by a big angry head on a baby body who is basically stuck in his chair 24/7. What I'm saying here, is, basically, Pat should just complete his transformation into MODOK and get it over with.
Hey, It's Enrico Pallazzo! haha no we use it to make earth into a potato pancake, or as we call it a “latka” . bagels are made from the knots we get when we circumcise the golems that we paint the word GOD backwards on their forehead so it says DOG instead.
If there isn't a reddit shitpost with the green apple kool aid packed photoshopped to wool-aid with a doofy Woolie picture after this, that will be disappointing.
Pat that theory of yours makes so much sense. A lot of people do feel ostracized these days and one of the psychological needs of normal people is to be accepted by a group. Of course they'd turn to whoever embraced their weirdness and didn't ridicule or put them down.
My only qualm with his perspective is that he puts a little to much weight on it being the fault of the internet. Humans have always been like this: we needs acceptance. But the other half to that is that we NEED conflict. We are addicted to it to the point that even when we live the most comfortable lives, we go out of our way to look for conflict to be entertained by in one way or another.
@ did you throw capitalism in there for fun? because it doesn't have anything to do with anything else that was said here. also, capitalism was invented in 1776 by adam smith in _The Wealth Of Nations,_ so i don't know where you got "thousands of years" from. there have been many economies before capitalism and there will be many economies after it. 300 years is not "thousands".
@@king_big_pp Considering that bronies don't literally hurt people, you and everyone else who use them as a punchline are sad and pathetic people chasing a hate trend.
Dr. Slayer, I’ve just been in such a horrid rut recently. I keep following these same patterns, and I feel my life has been going nowhere. What do I do? “It’s the mind goblins.” Th-the what, Dr. Goblin Slayer? “Mind goblins. Goblins in your mind. Vermin that have escaped into the inner psyche to breed and infect your thoughts with nothing but their disgusting spawn. Hold on, let me get my therapy sword.” Y-Your what?!
Woolie: There are children trapped in the Woolie hole and if you don’t donate now, it’s your fault that they stay there Audience: but you put them there! Woolie: And your donation gets them out!
I haven't watched the full section, but I can totally get behind what Pat said about the depreciation of the self due to the inter-connectivity of the world. I am an Engineer that uses a PLA 3d Printer, and while I can make my own designs, I am discouraged to do so as when I look online, there a thousands of free ones that work or have been worked on that are better than what I can do. This is leading me to not put the effort into not improving my 3d modeling skills so I cannot design the high end textured figures I want but cant find. Heck every person doing game design has to ask "why should they play my game if already exists". There is a documentary on Netflix about the Steampunk sub-genre, and one of the reasons given why Steampunk is traditionally set in the Victorian era (dispite the inherant racism/sexism of that period of history) is the fact that it is considered the last era in the last couple of centuries where technology was advancing slow enough for a not-genius person to be able to master a technological skillet (steam engines, blimps, etc) and not have it become obsolete near instantly after mastery. Just look at the number of people that don't use current Windows products because they just learnt how to confidently use the last set.
@@jjj7790 Because I don't practice making the easy things for the given reason, so I cannot make the hard things. Been puching thru it but finding thousands of better things when I go to put my designs up is very demotivational to me. I am not one of those people that instinctively go "Got to get good" when faced with my shortcomings.
@@rkbinder Play runescape. Old school runescape....no really, it'll help. You can buy yew logs form other people too, and yet, you might just find you get to 60 woodcutting anyway. Play OSRS. There's a free area where you can try it out until you decide if you like it, it's really big.
my uncle ran for mayor before i was born to try and stop fluoride from being in the water. there’s an old picture from our local newspaper of him campaigning while wearing fake Spock ears
Wools: so you see Joe, the jews use the funding from the movie industry to fuel their planet presser 9000. You get what I'm saying? Joe: this makes perfect sense and I will do the bare minimum to challenge this idea.
Well no, see Stanley Kubrick DID film the moon landing, BUT due to time and budget constraints they had to actually go to the moon to be able to I’ll it in a timely manner.
Unpopular opinion but I could totally see the original moon landing being fake when you look at the context of when it happened, Its fucking insanity but governments have covered up wierder shit than that
@@allypearlman5569 actually it was just the footage that was faked, they did land on the moon, but live streaming capabilities were too poor at the time, plus it'd take days for the signal to get to earth at the time, so they had faked footage to coincide with the actual landing. That way they could prove to the Russians they landed.
GBDupree So here’s the thing, in July there was a rebroadcast of the moon landing for the 50th anniversary. I was watching it with a friend and some of the stuff they were showing said “simulation by CBS” in the corner but we didn’t notice it at first until I had said something and he was like “Okay, yeah I was about to say that looks fake, and I didn’t even notice that little disclaimer” Sometimes it would just say “simulation” and sometimes it would just not say anything… but audio transmissions from the actual moon landing were still going on I said “So the media may have eroded thousands of people’s trust in the country all to do something flashy to get more views” My friend replies, “Business for them as usual I guess” Also, there was some “rehearsal” and “pomp and circumstances” for the ACTUAL footage of the moon landing because they weren’t 100% sure the moon would have a solid walkable surface and they didn’t want to show the deaths of astronauts to the entire country as they sank into the moon like quicksand… So they landed, got out, walked around, made sure the cameras were good *THEN* redid them exiting the module for broadcast One thing that’s funny is the American flag was blown away and knocked down by the lunar module lifting back off into space, which is why the first moon landing has pictures of the flag much closer to the module but all the later landings have the picture. NASA kept that fact to themselves until people started looking at the surface with powerful enough telescopes and was like “Wait how did the flag get knocked down when there’s no wind?” NASA: Uhh… well you see…
For once Pat actually has a clear and understandable thread of logic. What he’s basically saying is that conspiracy theories are as a response to nihilism. Our insignificance is frightening, and therefore we manufacture a significance that does not exist to combat that which is sublime. For anyone who doesn’t know, it’s not exactly a dictionary definition, but sublime basically means that something is greater and/or more terrible than we can possibly understand, and therefore it invokes strong and nebulous feelings, like despair or euphoria. Thusly, conspiracy theorists reject the idea of our insignificance as a defense against the natural progression of the sublime to that nihilistic feeling. Tl;dr: Not unlike religion, conspiracy theories counteract the despair that comes with the realization of our insignificance and/or an absolute, unavoidable end. Whether correct or not, the fact is both provide comfort, and so long as we do not delve into madness, both are healthy, as they let us find value even in this infinite nothing of our universe.
What? Most conspiracy theories INVOKE feelings of insignificance, like the government controlling you, or how there is nothing you can do about alien probing or whatever. In reality it's likely people need to be nihilistic that causes it, in opposition to religion's to needing meaning.
GBDupree When viewed from a logical perspective you’d be correct, but you have to recall these conspiracy theories are not being viewed through a lens of logic by the people who honestly believe them.
@@GBDupree For an outsider to the conspiracy, yes, but for a believer it's empowering to feel this superiority of possessing knowlege that most people around them are blind to. Because they already feel insignificant, but now they have a simple answer for it. A hidden, all-powerful outside source of all of their problems.
I'm still amazed flat earthers still have the gall to exist when it can easily be fixed by telling them to get a boat or a plane and prove that the earth is flat
All the conspirators in this comments section here pissed at this discussion, Just to let yall know: you will be joining Pastor Woolie’s cult soon enough. You dont have to drink the poison, it’s on the table, it’s an option, but it’s there.
my favorite mind goblin porn is the lewd Worldbuilding threads on 4chan where each user takes turns describing the lewd rules of an alternate world. once one user was like “but wouldnt our moms and sisters and dads be affected in these alternate worlds?” and another user was like “no because if the rules started at the beginning of these worlds’ histories then the family histories would play out differently” and everyone in the thread gave a big sigh of relief
people: "there's a thin layer of moisture in the sky and thats how rain happens" people: "hey if i heat up water to 100 degrees it turns to steam and becomes a clear/white mist" also people: "these planes that have massive extremely hot jet engines flying high in the air above the clouds are leaving trails of poison right behind the engines as they fly, there's no other explanation for this"
Hey Woolie and Pat! Huge congratulations on your RT partnerships. I cant wait to see what shenanigans you guys get up to in your visits to the land down under, also known as Texas. Maaaaybe you can get the legend of Zubaz and Rage to infiltrate their first animated show, say in a certain mech or jewel named series?! *wink wink nudge nudge* . Whatever happens, I will watch it with glee. Good hustle you two.
7:25 lmao, the way Pat phrases this is like "Flat earth is just Earth being clinically depressed." XD idk why, that's what it kinda sounded like to me.
I wonder if we will get a Galileo esque revelation in our life time. Or how long it will take for that level of flip everyone"s perception level shit to happen again.
Yeah that's what's strange, most discoveries of long ago were first conspiracies, only to be found true. So while flat earth is obviously not true, who's to say what other conspiracies are true though? To say "you're wrong", is to be just like the flat earthers back in the old days, "you already believe something, so why change it?" I thought the fluoride being basically poison thing was believed, and verified, by everybody 10 years ago, now its healthy again? I mean if someone said they put mercury in the water no one would drink that, because that'd make you sick, so fluoride making you sick would make sense in that context. Obviously the crazier theories about it are surely fake, but most people don't believe those anyways. Basically, I think that no matter how much you don't believe something, don't disregard those who do, because if it becomes true, then the whole time you denied it you were no different than the flat earthers who stick their fingers in their ears and deny all evidence. And in a way all the evidence you can find that shaped your beliefs, the other person found equal evidence for theirs. You may be right, but in their life they have all the evidence, or were told all their life it was true by everyone even the news sometimes. No one is infallible, or knows everything perfectly, you might just get one detail wrong, so could they, who really knows. We all know gravity exists, but the way it works is still regarded as a theory (I'm pretty sure anyways, maybe I should have used a better example) so no one knows truly.
More conspiracies? Why not the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? Or, if you want something more vintage, there's always the classic raving insanity of Francis E. Dec
As someone who's in a FB flat earth group (it's supposed to be a flat vs not flat discussion but all the admins believe it's flat, so I'm there just for human behavior research) I've noticed there's 2 big groups of flat earthers, and then one that's kind of disconnected One group are the religious, pretty self explanatory: god said it's flat in the bible, so it is The second group are the anti-religious, anti-authority: a lot of them were raised in christian/religious households, and when they came to their own truth, their truth being that "god don't real yo", they came to the conclusion that ALL authority figures must've been lying to them - teachers, scientists, the government, you name it, all of em. A very small minority of this group tries to do experiments to prove that it's flat, but they usually contradict each other And the third group are the kind of undecided, which are the minority: they look on it I guess from a more philosophical approach of "it looks flat when I look around, but I can't be bothered with doing experiments and shit, so it IS flat in my mind, but I'm not gonna push it on anyone else" - this group is probably the best approach, at least they're not loud about it Also a huge problem in the community is that they can't agree on why it's flat or why it's being hidden, and how the various mechanisms of the flat earth even work (what about the sun, is it a big spot light, or does it go around, orbiting the earth? is the earth a disc, or is it on a plane and surrounded by ice on all sides?). The obvious reason being the religious vs anti-religious groups
@@wadespencer3623 They certainly are rarer, but they are there. I would say just about every flat earther that tries to shoot rockets into space and does various calculations to prove that it's flat falls into this category.
"god said it's flat in the bible, so it is" Where the fuck did they even get that from? Not only was flat earth pretty much dead by the time of the medieval ages (since the fall of Rome) but the catholics were up on that bitch with Copernicus and what not. Never understood why even some christians fall for the "Christianity is anti-science"
Y’know, there is a vast market for crazies who will pay for crazy bullshit, even if you don’t believe it...so make a quick buck and make a joke out of them in one move possibly?
Maybe the reason they uploaded a video about conspiracy theories is to preemptively de-legitimize anyone that points this out and exposes their plan as just a crazy old conspiracy theorist 🤔
The term you're looking for in the "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOWS THE SECRET" is "Gnosticism". Esoteric knowledge (gnosis) is the secret to being the chosen peoples. And Pat, you're just an Absurdist. Have you read Camus? I recommend him to both of you guys, both l'etranger but also The Plague. Everyone knows about L'Etranger because of how messed up it is but The Plague is another HUGE book examining the philosophy.
Ok so in the first Thor movie, there's this actor that plays a pet store clerk. Super minor actor that always got bit roles. Turns out he was a huge qanon cultist, and he thought he had failed the group so he committed suicide recently.
You know , since you guys like talking about conspiracy theories, the marvel of the moon landing and how history was altered and people are sheep, you guys might love the Manga 20th century Boys by Naoki Urasawa. It deals with pretty much EVERYTHING talked about in this video is a realistic and somewhat sobering way.
The earth is important regardless. If there were a fucktillion radio signals beaming down from the heavens from a fucktillion inhabited worlds, sure. But there aren't- because mankind is the only sapient creature in existence, and Earth is the only world home to such a creature.
I've always taken issue with folks calling our star system the "Solar" System. We're the "Sol System", just like Earths' moon is "Luna" not "Lunar", why add the R?
the reason we are the solar system is because our star is actually unnamed. there is no official name for our sun. everything in this system is in a solar orbit, an orbit that is relative to the sun, so this is the system relative to the sun, the solar system. if our sun had a proper name, we would call our system by that name too, just like we do to every other star (the betelgeuse system, etc). and some might say "well, we call our star "the sun", so that's its name", but it isn't. we just call whatever the local star is "the sun". it's not a name, it's a signifier for it being the local star, different from the other, further away stars. there is no official name for our star, just a classification for what it is. and to be fair, this solar system will probably always be called "the earth system", since that's the important part, so it's unlikely this star will ever get a name from any human.
Because it is a system defined by its relationship (-ar) to the star Sol. Sol's system. The Solar system. In the same sense that it's called the Lunar surface, not the Luna surface.
You know, I've prob enjoyed everything woolie and pat has played, watched, same 90s up bringing , dived into the same Carl Sagan books and jargon, loved science planetary stuff. Did the Gurren lagann, Kamen rider, ff, tokusatsu, RE series, Silent Hill, everything on the fandom list, and well, I don't know how Woolie came to deciding to leave his family's faith, but I guess I'll say this here. . I had a dream and I met Jesus face to face. this was after a harsh combination of some sort of terrible vile darkness kept gnawing me down for weeks. Up to this point it was always, 'MY WAY 'Science' or the highway!" I still do love science, nothing wrong with it. However life got dark along the way, you can say I felt like my mind was always being attacked by something menacing, thoughts, perhaps it was a neurological problem, or mental illness, as if I needed to get on some pills right away to make everything right, etc. But doctors couldn't help me, medicine couldn't help either, now I was messing with a lot of bad juju then, and it felt like dark forces just trying to beat me down to the point where I was fleeing from friend to friend, house to house, state to state, just get away. I finally arrived at the very end and simply collapsed, I gave up, who else was going to help me? I told him I knew he was there, Jesus, Mary, everyone really, (was I wrong to ask, was I a fool to attempt this act, I was at my wits end, what do I have to lose?) I prayed and slept. I was hit by a gold pillar of gold light; glittery and misty. The darkest snakes and insects scattered out of me. Then out of this light came out three angels blowing long trumpets in their hands. Quite.. crazy but what isn't normal or logical always is. I had then become a child in the dream.. I was in an old stone house, a table of tools on one side. There was a door before me, the latch was missing on it so I could see through the hole.. There was a sunset with a field of tall grass through that hole, and what sounded like children playing.. I pulled on the door but it was locked. The door wouldn't open, but then something came through the door, it transformed, swirled open with Jesus coming through it. Within his hands he was holding his heart which was on fire, he then handed it to me.. I took it this fiery heart and placed it inside of me. The feeling I felt from this exchange was a happiness that blinded everything, imagine every triumph, goodness, the birth of your children, love for your parents, your girlfriend, wife, whomever, everything happening all at once, now multiply that by a million, that was the feeling, nothing mattered at all, except this burning feeling which was of unconditional love. HERE'S THE IMPORTANT PART and what changed my perspective, and would change the most hardcore atheist or agnostic immediately if they experienced this same experience. I never had read the bible up to this point in my life. JOHN 10:9 "I am the door. If anyone enters by Me, he will be saved, and will go in and out and find pasture." EZEKIEL 36-26 "Moreover, I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; and I will remove the heart of stone from your flesh and give you a heart of flesh." REVELATION 3:20 "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in and dine with him, and he with Me." So as you can see I had no prior knowledge of the bible or these scriptures but there they were. As always, it's up to you to decide what you want to believe, but there's no price. I can promise you with 100% certainty, he will talk you in your dreams and show you things if you're serious, and some forces will interrupt you and tell you differently. But you have to drop the curtain of logic and walk through it with open eyes, "Here I am, my guard is down for you, this one moment, let's talk." I feel God all the time now, imagine if we forgot air existed, and we forgot about it every 5 seconds we remembered, that's how reaching out to God is, Jesus the man himself, he's there, but don't forget this time. Woolie your bro loves you, your mother, everyone, maybe they gave you enough prays, and Pops above is using me to tell you this, but its all true man, everything in that book is 100% damn true. Thanks for reading, a long time fan.
I look at some of the comments and one of the guys here sound exactly like the kind of person who WOULDN'T be chosen as a representative of their group. Guy's reply was just a stream of mad consciousness.
@@joebin3106 Avoiding the subject seems to be YOUR skill issue. if you weren't so challenged maybe you'd have something with substance to say. Fall off my dick.
I like how he talks about how it's messed up to put kids in these situations, but then advocates the genital mutilation and chemical fuckery of children. But then again, they're not allowed to talk against that in Canada.
Whenever these guys (+Paige) get ""topical"" I've just learned to tune out all but the reasonable or funny bits. The whole "Kaji is gay and Naoto is trans" thing is a good example (especially in the fact that they are actually OBJECTIVELY incorrect) of them just projecting what they want into things that don't belong there. Woolie is absolutely INSUFFERABLE whenever the topic of religion comes up (love is chemicals, Nero and Kyrie are atheists etc.)
@TurnipsAge Wait did Woolie seriously go full Israeli supporter? That fucking sucks... If it's not apparent by my name I'm one of the people who got to experience those American funded Israeli missiles destroy my country several times over... In fact the greatest fear over here is WHEN the Israelis are going to attempt to start up another war, we're all terrified of it because we know we can't fight back, our militaries are trash garbage.
@@hassanico9999 I think Woolie's ragging on the old-fashioned "the Jews control world finance, and want to replace white people!" kind of bigotry we still have, over here. Oppositions to the actions of the state of Israel get deliberately conflated with antisemitism to muddy the waters. We saw a lot of that in America recently when a Muslim congresswoman got a bunch of flak for criticizing AIPAC, and in the UK with Jeremy Corbyn being accused of antisemitism for calling out the IDF over the brutality you spoke of.
Jeedy Jay yeah the “jews control the world” conspiracy topic is VERY separate from the whole Israelis being super militant thing. i mean, this entire video is them talking about conspiracies and nothing else, not sure how thats not already clear. I’m ashkanazim jewish on my dad’s side and even *i’ve* heard about how Israel is getting way too aggressive on the Palestinians.
@@JeedyJay I'll admit like 90% of this part of the podcast kinda flew past me cause I lack whatever context they had (we don't really have the conspiracy theory/cult style thing here compared to America, at least not in this digital style), so thanks for explaining.
Yeah, those people have really been led astray in life. Not like D-list youtube e-celebs that have no employment history for the past decade and make their livings by binging video games and movies so that they can have something to talk about on a weekly basis.
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Friendship with “Woolie Slime” has ended.
“Wool-Aid” is my new best friend.
Woolie Slime? Is that like an alliance between Woolie and Thought Slime?
Pat's cult scenario has been in fiction before, actually. Marvel's comics' AIM is basically a science cult ran by a big angry head on a baby body who is basically stuck in his chair 24/7. What I'm saying here, is, basically, Pat should just complete his transformation into MODOK and get it over with.
haven’t you seen the Gamer Cube?
@@zurichRevolts thats pats final form
@@sophiehatter3111 I thought Pat's final Form was that but with Hair.
@@GearGearRingLeader you are clearly a better man then me take my game cube
@@sophiehatter3111 The fact that you can say that, is reason enough for you to still keep it my good man.
As a Jew I can indeed confirm that we have a giant space hydraulic press that we use to make the earth flat
Earth is a bagel: confirmed.
Hey, It's Enrico Pallazzo! haha no we use it to make earth into a potato pancake, or as we call it a “latka” . bagels are made from the knots we get when we circumcise the golems that we paint the word GOD backwards on their forehead so it says DOG instead.
Yes of course the legendary jewish space hydraulic press. It makes more sense than science of course!
That thing has to make some rad pancakes.
How did you guys have time to do that while also making chem trails and working with the lizard people?
If there isn't a reddit shitpost with the green apple kool aid packed photoshopped to wool-aid with a doofy Woolie picture after this, that will be disappointing.
And on that day, Woolie discovered his true calling. The high priest of the cult of Red Bull.
#MonsterMasterRace
So what is wool aid?
Sonicfalcon16
Swamp water and some dorito dust.
"Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay, it DOES render teeth detectable by spy satellite."
what kind of Question would even lead to such an answer?
That is...
...the Question.
It is said to kill the pineal gland. Applied via mouth wash. You are told not to swallow it yet you don't post rinse.
@@shadowreaverrising1753 Emergence, more is different.
@@shadowreaverrising1753I absolutely post rinse after letting it do it’s thing
Praise be to Madden Town, PRAISE BE TO YEVEN!
Woolie "The Al Bhed control all the banks" Madden.
Now I'm not say in the Al-bhed were behind 9/11 brudda, but you gotta admit the fact they had no casualties in dat attack says sumthin.
C'mon brudda, we all know firaga can't melt mythril beams.
@@phobos5323 FUCK THAT'S GOOD
Wubalubadubdub Your icon fucked me up so badly combined with your comment, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
This is my favorite video game podcast
Honestly, I just skip over the video game shit now
Pat that theory of yours makes so much sense. A lot of people do feel ostracized these days and one of the psychological needs of normal people is to be accepted by a group. Of course they'd turn to whoever embraced their weirdness and didn't ridicule or put them down.
My only qualm with his perspective is that he puts a little to much weight on it being the fault of the internet. Humans have always been like this: we needs acceptance. But the other half to that is that we NEED conflict. We are addicted to it to the point that even when we live the most comfortable lives, we go out of our way to look for conflict to be entertained by in one way or another.
@ You prove my point by coming to me to relish in conflict. Thank you~ 😘
@ did you throw capitalism in there for fun? because it doesn't have anything to do with anything else that was said here.
also, capitalism was invented in 1776 by adam smith in _The Wealth Of Nations,_ so i don't know where you got "thousands of years" from. there have been many economies before capitalism and there will be many economies after it. 300 years is not "thousands".
That's how bronies became a thing
@@king_big_pp Considering that bronies don't literally hurt people, you and everyone else who use them as a punchline are sad and pathetic people chasing a hate trend.
5:58 We need to be using the term "mind goblin's" more often
Hope goblin slayer gets on that
Dr. Slayer, I’ve just been in such a horrid rut recently. I keep following these same patterns, and I feel my life has been going nowhere. What do I do?
“It’s the mind goblins.”
Th-the what, Dr. Goblin Slayer?
“Mind goblins. Goblins in your mind. Vermin that have escaped into the inner psyche to breed and infect your thoughts with nothing but their disgusting spawn. Hold on, let me get my therapy sword.”
Y-Your what?!
Is that what you are calling the slime now, Woolie?
“Wool-Aid” sounds like a charity concert to help raise money for Woolie...
Woolie: There are children trapped in the Woolie hole and if you don’t donate now, it’s your fault that they stay there
Audience: but you put them there!
Woolie: And your donation gets them out!
I haven't watched the full section, but I can totally get behind what Pat said about the depreciation of the self due to the inter-connectivity of the world.
I am an Engineer that uses a PLA 3d Printer, and while I can make my own designs, I am discouraged to do so as when I look online, there a thousands of free ones that work or have been worked on that are better than what I can do. This is leading me to not put the effort into not improving my 3d modeling skills so I cannot design the high end textured figures I want but cant find. Heck every person doing game design has to ask "why should they play my game if already exists".
There is a documentary on Netflix about the Steampunk sub-genre, and one of the reasons given why Steampunk is traditionally set in the Victorian era (dispite the inherant racism/sexism of that period of history) is the fact that it is considered the last era in the last couple of centuries where technology was advancing slow enough for a not-genius person to be able to master a technological skillet (steam engines, blimps, etc) and not have it become obsolete near instantly after mastery. Just look at the number of people that don't use current Windows products because they just learnt how to confidently use the last set.
If you can't find what you want, why don't you just make it?
@@jjj7790 Because I don't practice making the easy things for the given reason, so I cannot make the hard things. Been puching thru it but finding thousands of better things when I go to put my designs up is very demotivational to me.
I am not one of those people that instinctively go "Got to get good" when faced with my shortcomings.
@@rkbinder Play runescape. Old school runescape....no really, it'll help. You can buy yew logs form other people too, and yet, you might just find you get to 60 woodcutting anyway. Play OSRS. There's a free area where you can try it out until you decide if you like it, it's really big.
my uncle ran for mayor before i was born to try and stop fluoride from being in the water. there’s an old picture from our local newspaper of him campaigning while wearing fake Spock ears
Your uncles a hero
Amilcar Conceicao here’s his poetry blog, lol jjlocke.wordpress.com/
I want "Addicted to Mystery" to become its own show.
10:46 is the exact reason the Kotaku editor gave when apologizing for accusing Persona of using a slur.
Wool-aid.
Only made in the finest of Woolie Holes.
Deep in the Wooknee.
I now need Chewie and F***Face vs Eddie Bravo and Alex Jones this week on Joe Rogen podcast
I would pay to see this title fight.
I cant lose.
Wools: so you see Joe, the jews use the funding from the movie industry to fuel their planet presser 9000. You get what I'm saying?
Joe: this makes perfect sense and I will do the bare minimum to challenge this idea.
Looking forward to the twitch Livestream of Joe vs Darlington playing quake
Well no, see Stanley Kubrick DID film the moon landing, BUT due to time and budget constraints they had to actually go to the moon to be able to I’ll it in a timely manner.
Unpopular opinion but I could totally see the original moon landing being fake when you look at the context of when it happened, Its fucking insanity but governments have covered up wierder shit than that
@@allypearlman5569 actually it was just the footage that was faked, they did land on the moon, but live streaming capabilities were too poor at the time, plus it'd take days for the signal to get to earth at the time, so they had faked footage to coincide with the actual landing. That way they could prove to the Russians they landed.
@@GBDupree that actully makes a lot of sence tbh
Being the stickler he is, Kubrick wanted it filmed on location
GBDupree
So here’s the thing, in July there was a rebroadcast of the moon landing for the 50th anniversary.
I was watching it with a friend and some of the stuff they were showing said “simulation by CBS” in the corner but we didn’t notice it at first until I had said something and he was like “Okay, yeah I was about to say that looks fake, and I didn’t even notice that little disclaimer”
Sometimes it would just say “simulation” and sometimes it would just not say anything… but audio transmissions from the actual moon landing were still going on
I said “So the media may have eroded thousands of people’s trust in the country all to do something flashy to get more views”
My friend replies, “Business for them as usual I guess”
Also, there was some “rehearsal” and “pomp and circumstances” for the ACTUAL footage of the moon landing because they weren’t 100% sure the moon would have a solid walkable surface and they didn’t want to show the deaths of astronauts to the entire country as they sank into the moon like quicksand…
So they landed, got out, walked around, made sure the cameras were good *THEN* redid them exiting the module for broadcast
One thing that’s funny is the American flag was blown away and knocked down by the lunar module lifting back off into space, which is why the first moon landing has pictures of the flag much closer to the module but all the later landings have the picture.
NASA kept that fact to themselves until people started looking at the surface with powerful enough telescopes and was like “Wait how did the flag get knocked down when there’s no wind?”
NASA: Uhh… well you see…
For once Pat actually has a clear and understandable thread of logic. What he’s basically saying is that conspiracy theories are as a response to nihilism. Our insignificance is frightening, and therefore we manufacture a significance that does not exist to combat that which is sublime. For anyone who doesn’t know, it’s not exactly a dictionary definition, but sublime basically means that something is greater and/or more terrible than we can possibly understand, and therefore it invokes strong and nebulous feelings, like despair or euphoria. Thusly, conspiracy theorists reject the idea of our insignificance as a defense against the natural progression of the sublime to that nihilistic feeling.
Tl;dr: Not unlike religion, conspiracy theories counteract the despair that comes with the realization of our insignificance and/or an absolute, unavoidable end. Whether correct or not, the fact is both provide comfort, and so long as we do not delve into madness, both are healthy, as they let us find value even in this infinite nothing of our universe.
What? Most conspiracy theories INVOKE feelings of insignificance, like the government controlling you, or how there is nothing you can do about alien probing or whatever. In reality it's likely people need to be nihilistic that causes it, in opposition to religion's to needing meaning.
GBDupree When viewed from a logical perspective you’d be correct, but you have to recall these conspiracy theories are not being viewed through a lens of logic by the people who honestly believe them.
@@GBDupree For an outsider to the conspiracy, yes, but for a believer it's empowering to feel this superiority of possessing knowlege that most people around them are blind to. Because they already feel insignificant, but now they have a simple answer for it. A hidden, all-powerful outside source of all of their problems.
@@schweppes1313 Easier to understand if you are or ever were religious, it's part of what prevents anyone from wanting to leave.
Phendarix Well aren't you just a ray of fuckin' sunshine.
In the USA in 2021 this conversation hurts.
I'm still amazed flat earthers still have the gall to exist when it can easily be fixed by telling them to get a boat or a plane and prove that the earth is flat
12:20 Woolie, *DO NOT TOUCH THOSE RAINBOWS!*
If you do, it will refract subliminal messages into your mind to turn you into a snail
🌈 🐌
"What are we going to do about the Jews?" - Woolie 2019
Pat was behind 9-11 confirmed
livid sphincter 9-11 minus the twin towers = 7-11 where my face implodes on sour patch kids candy
you would too if you had to constantly mop up after leaky coolers
So Red Bull CAN melt steel beams...
Pat found Epstein dead from chokejerk and zipped up his pants.
Remember, remember, the Ninth of November
All the conspirators in this comments section here pissed at this discussion,
Just to let yall know: you will be joining Pastor Woolie’s cult soon enough. You dont have to drink the poison, it’s on the table, it’s an option, but it’s there.
Now listen
I'm just saying
If you really think about it
I'm just asking questions
welcome back to woolie doesn't let pat ramble
I took me a while but I notice it more and more, it doesn't seem malicious, but it's very fun to count
Woolie will become the god of the new world.
MadGeneral lol
4chan is full of mind goblins and porn.
NOTE: The porn is also mind goblins.
Your comment has somehow made me feel that semen demon sounds less grimy than goblin
Mind shortstack goblins
@@ABonafideSkeleton I like the way you think.
my favorite mind goblin porn is the lewd Worldbuilding threads on 4chan where each user takes turns describing the lewd rules of an alternate world. once one user was like “but wouldnt our moms and sisters and dads be affected in these alternate worlds?” and another user was like “no because if the rules started at the beginning of these worlds’ histories then the family histories would play out differently” and everyone in the thread gave a big sigh of relief
people: "there's a thin layer of moisture in the sky and thats how rain happens"
people: "hey if i heat up water to 100 degrees it turns to steam and becomes a clear/white mist"
also people: "these planes that have massive extremely hot jet engines flying high in the air above the clouds are leaving trails of poison right behind the engines as they fly, there's no other explanation for this"
The difference between contrails and chemtrails
I'd to a church if we had Father Woolie
Would he let us play Gameboys in church?
@@4Wilko Playing on the gameboy is mandatory.
Woolie confirmed to be pucci
Hey Woolie and Pat! Huge congratulations on your RT partnerships. I cant wait to see what shenanigans you guys get up to in your visits to the land down under, also known as Texas. Maaaaybe you can get the legend of Zubaz and Rage to infiltrate their first animated show, say in a certain mech or jewel named series?! *wink wink nudge nudge* . Whatever happens, I will watch it with glee. Good hustle you two.
7:25 lmao, the way Pat phrases this is like "Flat earth is just Earth being clinically depressed." XD idk why, that's what it kinda sounded like to me.
"The fucking jews, right?!" - Woolie Woolz, 2019
I can't wait for that clip to be taken out of context
D A I L Y R E M I N D E R to check your hamburgers for worms!
I wonder if we will get a Galileo esque revelation in our life time. Or how long it will take for that level of flip everyone"s perception level shit to happen again.
This used to be a podcast about video games news once.
Them Al-bed right?
Sounds like the name of some hippy hygiene product
Hard to believe nowaday that "the earth is a sphere" was once also a conspiracy. Oh, how far we have gone?
We've gone full circle.
Yeah that's what's strange, most discoveries of long ago were first conspiracies, only to be found true. So while flat earth is obviously not true, who's to say what other conspiracies are true though? To say "you're wrong", is to be just like the flat earthers back in the old days, "you already believe something, so why change it?"
I thought the fluoride being basically poison thing was believed, and verified, by everybody 10 years ago, now its healthy again? I mean if someone said they put mercury in the water no one would drink that, because that'd make you sick, so fluoride making you sick would make sense in that context. Obviously the crazier theories about it are surely fake, but most people don't believe those anyways.
Basically, I think that no matter how much you don't believe something, don't disregard those who do, because if it becomes true, then the whole time you denied it you were no different than the flat earthers who stick their fingers in their ears and deny all evidence. And in a way all the evidence you can find that shaped your beliefs, the other person found equal evidence for theirs. You may be right, but in their life they have all the evidence, or were told all their life it was true by everyone even the news sometimes.
No one is infallible, or knows everything perfectly, you might just get one detail wrong, so could they, who really knows. We all know gravity exists, but the way it works is still regarded as a theory (I'm pretty sure anyways, maybe I should have used a better example) so no one knows truly.
More conspiracies? Why not the Finno-Korean Hyperwar?
Or, if you want something more vintage, there's always the classic raving insanity of Francis E. Dec
*DOWNS THE ENTIRE PITCHER*
Caged Coco thats not being a martyr, thats just being greedy
Hey, save some for the rest of us.
Have a talk with “the paranormies”, and Johnny Monoxide will give a hard-edge perspective on this kind of convo
Who flattened the World!
[STAR PLATINUM]!
I think Woolie is important
I think they mixed up the titles of today's and yesterday's clips
Wool-Aid? Bleh. Give me some Ecto Wooler.
I'm fully in favor of "Pat the Existentialist Philosopher."
As someone who's in a FB flat earth group (it's supposed to be a flat vs not flat discussion but all the admins believe it's flat, so I'm there just for human behavior research)
I've noticed there's 2 big groups of flat earthers, and then one that's kind of disconnected
One group are the religious, pretty self explanatory: god said it's flat in the bible, so it is
The second group are the anti-religious, anti-authority: a lot of them were raised in christian/religious households, and when they came to their own truth, their truth being that "god don't real yo", they came to the conclusion that ALL authority figures must've been lying to them - teachers, scientists, the government, you name it, all of em. A very small minority of this group tries to do experiments to prove that it's flat, but they usually contradict each other
And the third group are the kind of undecided, which are the minority: they look on it I guess from a more philosophical approach of "it looks flat when I look around, but I can't be bothered with doing experiments and shit, so it IS flat in my mind, but I'm not gonna push it on anyone else" - this group is probably the best approach, at least they're not loud about it
Also a huge problem in the community is that they can't agree on why it's flat or why it's being hidden, and how the various mechanisms of the flat earth even work (what about the sun, is it a big spot light, or does it go around, orbiting the earth? is the earth a disc, or is it on a plane and surrounded by ice on all sides?). The obvious reason being the religious vs anti-religious groups
That's interesting. I haven't met the anti-religious ones. Most of the ones I spot online love quoting the Bible.
@@wadespencer3623 They certainly are rarer, but they are there. I would say just about every flat earther that tries to shoot rockets into space and does various calculations to prove that it's flat falls into this category.
"god said it's flat in the bible, so it is"
Where the fuck did they even get that from? Not only was flat earth pretty much dead by the time of the medieval ages (since the fall of Rome) but the catholics were up on that bitch with Copernicus and what not.
Never understood why even some christians fall for the "Christianity is anti-science"
Woolie channeling his inner Eddie Bravo in this one
when castle super beast become better joe rogan
That's not a super difficult accomplishment.
Y’know, there is a vast market for crazies who will pay for crazy bullshit, even if you don’t believe it...so make a quick buck and make a joke out of them in one move possibly?
There are several cults that are based around scientist.
So what is this cult's stance on Uchiha?
Ticking Time Bombs: the clan. I'm not suggesting anything crazy but if some boys went over there with some kunai and swords...
#TobiramaWasRight
#ItachiDidNothingWrong
Anyone think this clip and yesterday's clip got their titles switched around?
I'm not sure if flat earthers can be smart enough to have such existential crysis.
Why was this video and the last one split up? Aren't they the same conversation?
To not tank viewer retention? Honestly I don't know
Maybe the reason they uploaded a video about conspiracy theories is to preemptively de-legitimize anyone that points this out and exposes their plan as just a crazy old conspiracy theorist 🤔
Ultra Minhstinct?
Drink up, before the corporations get ya!
Read that as *WOOL-AIDS* holy shit..
Where does Woolie live again?
Oh yeah
I was barely paying attention when listening to this the first time, and became very confused for a few seconds.
5:50 no they aren't Woolie. They don't have enough critical thinking skills to be a scientist.
The term you're looking for in the "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOWS THE SECRET" is "Gnosticism". Esoteric knowledge (gnosis) is the secret to being the chosen peoples.
And Pat, you're just an Absurdist. Have you read Camus? I recommend him to both of you guys, both l'etranger but also The Plague. Everyone knows about L'Etranger because of how messed up it is but The Plague is another HUGE book examining the philosophy.
Sounds like people who believe in Qanon
The venn diagram between QAnon people and flat earthers is nearly a circle.
Ok so in the first Thor movie, there's this actor that plays a pet store clerk. Super minor actor that always got bit roles.
Turns out he was a huge qanon cultist, and he thought he had failed the group so he committed suicide recently.
Remember in the cult of woolie, you must forgo sex, especially threesomes, for fighting games.
You know , since you guys like talking about conspiracy theories, the marvel of the moon landing and how history was altered and people are sheep, you guys might love the Manga 20th century Boys by Naoki Urasawa. It deals with pretty much EVERYTHING talked about in this video is a realistic and somewhat sobering way.
he reference 20th century boys in the conversation this segment was taken from
Let's keep in mind that Jared Leto now has a cult.
Tittle
Embrace the Flat Earth
Irony of a sphere
Pat is pretty much on the mark there with the earth not being inportant being a huge thing that makes people into flat earth
The earth is important regardless. If there were a fucktillion radio signals beaming down from the heavens from a fucktillion inhabited worlds, sure. But there aren't- because mankind is the only sapient creature in existence, and Earth is the only world home to such a creature.
What did AJ styles get called out for on camera? Im curious now
Flat Earth.
I've always taken issue with folks calling our star system the "Solar" System.
We're the "Sol System", just like Earths' moon is "Luna" not "Lunar", why add the R?
Some people are just afraid of a hard R
I must hate pirates, cuz I hate hearing "ARR"!
Probably a leftover possessive conjugation convenience from one of English's parent languages. We also have "Lunar orbit".
the reason we are the solar system is because our star is actually unnamed. there is no official name for our sun. everything in this system is in a solar orbit, an orbit that is relative to the sun, so this is the system relative to the sun, the solar system. if our sun had a proper name, we would call our system by that name too, just like we do to every other star (the betelgeuse system, etc).
and some might say "well, we call our star "the sun", so that's its name", but it isn't. we just call whatever the local star is "the sun". it's not a name, it's a signifier for it being the local star, different from the other, further away stars. there is no official name for our star, just a classification for what it is. and to be fair, this solar system will probably always be called "the earth system", since that's the important part, so it's unlikely this star will ever get a name from any human.
Because it is a system defined by its relationship (-ar) to the star Sol. Sol's system. The Solar system. In the same sense that it's called the Lunar surface, not the Luna surface.
"smart"
...mango cult?
You arguments kinda get shaky when you both say "only me". You do recover though.
Fucking yikes, this comment section.
Watching this feels a lot like watching the Joe Rogan Experience.
You Dog! You stole that title from the comments!
Where the rooster mouthbone merch store link
Hah I already deal with people preaching, I know how to counter these word. By speaking about my own ways.
You know, I've prob enjoyed everything woolie and pat has played, watched, same 90s up bringing , dived into the same Carl Sagan books and jargon, loved science planetary stuff. Did the Gurren lagann, Kamen rider, ff, tokusatsu, RE series, Silent Hill, everything on the fandom list, and well, I don't know how Woolie came to deciding to leave his family's faith, but I guess I'll say this here. .
I had a dream and I met Jesus face to face. this was after a harsh combination of some sort of terrible vile darkness kept gnawing me down for weeks.
Up to this point it was always, 'MY WAY 'Science' or the highway!" I still do love science, nothing wrong with it. However life got dark along the way, you can say I felt like my mind was always being attacked by something menacing, thoughts, perhaps it was a neurological problem, or mental illness, as if I needed to get on some pills right away to make everything right, etc. But doctors couldn't help me, medicine couldn't help either, now I was messing with a lot of bad juju then, and it felt like dark forces just trying to beat me down to the point where I was fleeing from friend to friend, house to house, state to state, just get away. I finally arrived at the very end and simply collapsed, I gave up, who else was going to help me?
I told him I knew he was there, Jesus, Mary, everyone really, (was I wrong to ask, was I a fool to attempt this act, I was at my wits end, what do I have to lose?) I prayed and slept.
I was hit by a gold pillar of gold light; glittery and misty. The darkest snakes and insects scattered out of me. Then out of this light came out three angels blowing long trumpets in their hands. Quite.. crazy but what isn't normal or logical always is. I had then become a child in the dream.. I was in an old stone house, a table of tools on one side. There was a door before me, the latch was missing on it so I could see through the hole.. There was a sunset with a field of tall grass through that hole, and what sounded like children playing.. I pulled on the door but it was locked. The door wouldn't open, but then something came through the door, it transformed, swirled open with Jesus coming through it. Within his hands he was holding his heart which was on fire, he then handed it to me..
I took it this fiery heart and placed it inside of me. The feeling I felt from this exchange was a happiness that blinded everything, imagine every triumph, goodness, the birth of your children, love for your parents, your girlfriend, wife, whomever, everything happening all at once, now multiply that by a million, that was the feeling, nothing mattered at all, except this burning feeling which was of unconditional love.
HERE'S THE IMPORTANT PART and what changed my perspective, and would change the most hardcore atheist or agnostic immediately if they experienced this same experience.
I never had read the bible up to this point in my life.
JOHN 10:9 "I am the door. If anyone enters by Me, he will be saved, and will go in and out and find pasture."
EZEKIEL 36-26 "Moreover, I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; and I will remove the heart of stone from your flesh and give you a heart of flesh."
REVELATION 3:20 "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in and dine with him, and he with Me."
So as you can see I had no prior knowledge of the bible or these scriptures but there they were. As always, it's up to you to decide what you want to believe, but there's no price. I can promise you with 100% certainty, he will talk you in your dreams and show you things if you're serious, and some forces will interrupt you and tell you differently. But you have to drop the curtain of logic and walk through it with open eyes, "Here I am, my guard is down for you, this one moment, let's talk." I feel God all the time now, imagine if we forgot air existed, and we forgot about it every 5 seconds we remembered, that's how reaching out to God is, Jesus the man himself, he's there, but don't forget this time.
Woolie your bro loves you, your mother, everyone, maybe they gave you enough prays, and Pops above is using me to tell you this, but its all true man, everything in that book is 100% damn true.
Thanks for reading, a long time fan.
I look at some of the comments and one of the guys here sound exactly like the kind of person who WOULDN'T be chosen as a representative of their group. Guy's reply was just a stream of mad consciousness.
Gotta get our butts back out there! Space Force all the way!
@Robert Wilson I heard it's one of the best live-action anime adaptations out there.
Yoooooo
I can never understand why there's so many altright dudes who comment on the subs and stuff when it's so clear this is not the audience for them
Calling Alex Jones crazy while ignoring the fact that the BOHEIMIAN GROVE FOOTAGE WAS REAL!
I hear you, i feel you but here a counterpoint
😳 *skill issue* 😳
@@joebin3106 what the fuck does that even mean?
@@snurgumwurgum8238 You Fell Off
@@joebin3106 Avoiding the subject seems to be YOUR skill issue. if you weren't so challenged maybe you'd have something with substance to say. Fall off my dick.
I like how he talks about how it's messed up to put kids in these situations, but then advocates the genital mutilation and chemical fuckery of children. But then again, they're not allowed to talk against that in Canada.
Whenever these guys (+Paige) get ""topical"" I've just learned to tune out all but the reasonable or funny bits. The whole "Kaji is gay and Naoto is trans" thing is a good example (especially in the fact that they are actually OBJECTIVELY incorrect) of them just projecting what they want into things that don't belong there. Woolie is absolutely INSUFFERABLE whenever the topic of religion comes up (love is chemicals, Nero and Kyrie are atheists etc.)
@TurnipsAge Wait did Woolie seriously go full Israeli supporter? That fucking sucks... If it's not apparent by my name I'm one of the people who got to experience those American funded Israeli missiles destroy my country several times over... In fact the greatest fear over here is WHEN the Israelis are going to attempt to start up another war, we're all terrified of it because we know we can't fight back, our militaries are trash garbage.
@@hassanico9999 I think Woolie's ragging on the old-fashioned "the Jews control world finance, and want to replace white people!" kind of bigotry we still have, over here. Oppositions to the actions of the state of Israel get deliberately conflated with antisemitism to muddy the waters. We saw a lot of that in America recently when a Muslim congresswoman got a bunch of flak for criticizing AIPAC, and in the UK with Jeremy Corbyn being accused of antisemitism for calling out the IDF over the brutality you spoke of.
Jeedy Jay yeah the “jews control the world” conspiracy topic is VERY separate from the whole Israelis being super militant thing. i mean, this entire video is them talking about conspiracies and nothing else, not sure how thats not already clear. I’m ashkanazim jewish on my dad’s side and even *i’ve* heard about how Israel is getting way too aggressive on the Palestinians.
@@JeedyJay I'll admit like 90% of this part of the podcast kinda flew past me cause I lack whatever context they had (we don't really have the conspiracy theory/cult style thing here compared to America, at least not in this digital style), so thanks for explaining.
Pat, you really shouldn’t wear tight-fitting shirts.
Was it really tight fitting when he bought it though?
Yeah, those people have really been led astray in life. Not like D-list youtube e-celebs that have no employment history for the past decade and make their livings by binging video games and movies so that they can have something to talk about on a weekly basis.
is someone jealous? sounds like a pretty great life to me, "get payed to play video games"? fuck yeah!
Pat has a smug face going 90% of the time. I'm starting to hate it.