When My Cheating Wife Stepped Out of the Bar and Saw My Van, She Panicked and Ran Back Inside...

When my cheating wife stepped out of the bar and saw my van, she froze before quickly running back inside, scanning the room for me. Spotting me, she asked in surprise, "Roger, what are you doing here? Why didn’t you come over to us?"
I took a sip of my drink and replied, "My wife brushed me off tonight, so I figured I’d have a quiet drink alone. If you wanted me there, you would have called and invited me, right? But I see you were having fun… Were you planning a threesome with those bastards?"