"I'm gonna have fun, your gonna have fun were all gonna have so much fuckin fun will need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles..You'll be whistling zipadeedoodah out your assholes" Lmfaooooo never fails to crack me up XD
Anyone who's ever been on a family vacation knows there's that moment where dad's attitude is. "I'm gonna have fun. And you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f*ckin fun!"
Ellen: "In retrospect it seems like a pretty bad idea driving out. It's been one disaster after another." Disasters that all could've been avoided if they had just gone by AIRPLANE!
CLARK: Well I Think Normie Will Understand When He Sees The Note We Pinned On Edna's Sleeve ELLEN: Sure Clark You Left His Dead Mother Tied To A Lawn Chair In His Backyard I'm Sure He Won’t Mind CLARK: Look It's All Over And Done With We'll Find A Place To Stay For The Night And We’ll Start Fresh In The Morning It’s Fine AUDREY: I Don't Want To Be In The Car Anymore I Want To Go Home I Don't Want To Go To Walley World ELLEN: Clark Under The Circumstances I Wouldn’t Mind If We Just Went Home In Retrospect It Seems Like A Pretty Bad Idea Driving Out It’s Been One Disaster After Another RUSSELL: Yeah It's Been A Real Drag Dad Maybe We Can Try It Some Other Time Walley World's Overrated Anyway ELLEN: What Do You Think CLARK: I Think You’re All Fucking Ahead Were 10 Hours From The Fucking Fun Park And You Wanna Bail Out Well I’ll Tell You Something This Is No Longer A Vacation It’s A Quest It’s A Quest For Fun I’m Gonna Have Fun And You’re Gonna Have Fun Were All Gonna Have So Much Fucking Fun Were Gonna Need Plastic Surgery To Remove Our Goddamn Smiles You’ll Be Whistling Zip A Dee Doo Dah Out Of Your Assholes I Gotta Be Crazy I’m On A Pilgrimage To See A Moose Praise Mighty Moose Holy Shit RUSSELL: Dad Do You Want An Aspirin Or Something CLARK: Don’t Touch
"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
THE best scene in the film. Talk about a *SNAP* !! You Go Clark !!
And I don’t blame him! Like he said, they’re that close and now they just want to bail out, wasting everyone’s time and money.
This scene never fails to make me die of laughter.
Rusty: "Dad, want an aspirin or something?"
Yep, Clark was crazy.
So in other words Clark is saying, "We're gonna get to Walley World or DIE trying!"
"A quest for fun" XD "Praise Marty Moose!"
In that moment I think Clark was going kill his whole family.
Hahaha same :D
in the original short story, he about kills Walt Disney
His wife warned him about driving state to state instead of flying but nnnoooo
"I'm gonna have fun, your gonna have fun were all gonna have so much fuckin fun will need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles..You'll be whistling zipadeedoodah out your assholes" Lmfaooooo never fails to crack me up XD
I've only seen this movie on tv and had no idea of this rant!🤣🤣🤣 I feel like my whole childhood has been a lie!
tehehe
The TV version makes you forget how much Clark actually curses
Next time I lose my shit on a trip, I'm recited this entire scene.
I’m not sure that any actor has produced more laughter from his manic and deranged expressions than Chevy Chase.
It was easy for him because he was just channeling his inner self.
Anyone who's ever been on a family vacation knows there's that moment where dad's attitude is.
"I'm gonna have fun. And you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f*ckin fun!"
Ellen: "In retrospect it seems like a pretty bad idea driving out. It's been one disaster after another."
Disasters that all could've been avoided if they had just gone by AIRPLANE!
It's Ellen. Edna was the dead Aunt.
That's as may be, but then we'd have no movie.
Don't Touch! Chevy is brilliant in this movie!
Chevy Chase is nuts.
yep
don't touch!
"Please cease the direct contact on my shoulder."
- Clark Griswold
The look in his eyes says it all.
I use this every Black Friday with my team at work! :)
clark for president 2016
He'd do better than Donald Trump.
+Steve Eidem Damn right
+Steve Eidem I disagree
@@steveeidem7659 no way.
I just love the fact that at this point in the movie they’re still 10 hours away from Wally World
Clark is my dad. Hands down.
I'm concerned for you, then.
"I think you're all fucked in the head" hahaha :D
0:43 😂
This is no longer a vacation......this is a quest!
“I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun” lol
It only gets more funny.
Ahahaha the funniest scene in the movie
yeah... that's when we finally realized what this all was about.. ha ha
Wow this was posted in 2008 and now we are in 2023. I wish we were in 2008, time passes by too fast. I want to be young again.
Best scene in the movie. HOLY SHIT!!
"You'll be whistling zipadeedoodah out of your assholes!!!" XD
CLARK:
Well I Think Normie
Will Understand
When He Sees The Note
We Pinned On
Edna's Sleeve
ELLEN:
Sure Clark
You Left His
Dead Mother
Tied To A
Lawn Chair
In His Backyard
I'm Sure
He Won’t Mind
CLARK:
Look It's All Over
And Done With
We'll Find A Place To Stay
For The Night
And We’ll Start Fresh
In The Morning
It’s Fine
AUDREY:
I Don't Want To Be
In The Car Anymore
I Want To Go Home
I Don't Want
To Go To
Walley World
ELLEN:
Clark Under
The Circumstances
I Wouldn’t Mind If
We Just Went Home
In Retrospect It Seems
Like A Pretty Bad Idea
Driving Out
It’s Been
One Disaster
After Another
RUSSELL:
Yeah It's Been
A Real Drag Dad
Maybe We Can Try It
Some Other Time
Walley World's
Overrated Anyway
ELLEN:
What Do You Think
CLARK:
I Think You’re All
Fucking Ahead
Were 10 Hours From
The Fucking Fun Park
And You Wanna Bail Out
Well I’ll Tell You Something
This Is No Longer A Vacation
It’s A Quest
It’s A Quest For Fun
I’m Gonna Have Fun
And You’re
Gonna Have Fun
Were All Gonna Have
So Much Fucking Fun
Were Gonna Need
Plastic Surgery
To Remove Our
Goddamn Smiles
You’ll Be Whistling
Zip A Dee Doo Dah
Out Of Your Assholes
I Gotta Be Crazy
I’m On A Pilgrimage
To See A Moose
Praise Mighty Moose
Holy Shit
RUSSELL:
Dad Do You Want
An Aspirin
Or Something
CLARK:
Don’t Touch
it sounds like Clark lost it. Well, yes the family had had it, but then again its wasteful to turn back when your so close.
god, I got used to seeing the censored version on TV so much I forgot how much he says "fuck" in this scene XD
Ahahahaha fucking great :D
I recite this every time I go to Magic Mountain
LOL I love this movie!
The TV version of this scene isn't nearly as good, Clark goes "I think you're all outta your mind!" and says it way more upbeat lol.
one hell of a rant
It's a tie btwn 'quest for fun' & 'marathon rent-a-car'... tehehe
nooooooo touching!
When the Norman Rockwell vacation turns into the Charlie Manson vacation.
I said don't touch once!
16 people went to Wally World and didn't whistle Zippity Do Dah out of their assholes.
0:43
Shit just got real.
Ellen why are you mad? You’re the one that asked him what he thought!
DON'T TOUCH!!!
Christ, 13 years ago
"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
Dad, you want an aspirin or something?
@@0okamino *DON'T TOUCH!!!*
This is me on vacation.
PRAISE MARTY MOOSE
tehehe
always laugh. everytime.
funniest scene in the movie! LMFAO!!!
1:00 lmfao
HA!
Dont TOUch lol
i think he needs to see a doctor