Dane And Jordy Ride Civilian Boards From Local Surf Shop | Deleted Scene Stab in the Dark All Stars

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • What if it wasn't the vast chasm of dedication and skill that separated us from the world's best surfers, but instead the superior foam beneath their feet?
    If you've ever thought this, you're probably an idiot. Or a genius. After watching how Jordy and Dane performed on pedestrian equipment, we're actually not sure.
    This is a deleted scene from Stab in the Dark All-Stars. Please enjoy responsibly.

Комментарии • 92

  • @Ryan-sd
    @Ryan-sd 4 года назад +300

    Would be so cool to have a bigger series like this where you go to small surf towns and get stock boards from local shapers (ones that aren't machining. But are shaping/glassing everything themselves).

    • @familyjay5636
      @familyjay5636 4 года назад +15

      Fuck yeahhh! Give this man a Stab! award.

    • @tonybeatbutcher
      @tonybeatbutcher 4 года назад +7

      Word, I think u got some real good unknown shapers out there

    • @DGT73
      @DGT73 4 года назад +5

      Gold cone piece for that man

    • @rhuanmartins6531
      @rhuanmartins6531 4 года назад +1

      Don’t go out there throwing amazing ideas like that for free!! Lol would be great to see that for sure!! 🤙🏽

    • @macwell6389
      @macwell6389 4 года назад +1

      yeadat!!!!

  • @steezemastergeneral4763
    @steezemastergeneral4763 3 года назад +63

    Please make this a series, go on a trip with no boards and get some local shapes !!!

  • @jonnyzuma6884
    @jonnyzuma6884 4 года назад +137

    Civilian boards? What are you, military surfers?

    • @dlopes3584
      @dlopes3584 4 года назад

      Immortals

    • @zenwave5272
      @zenwave5272 4 года назад +7

      boards for the unsponsored...

    • @timeli6021
      @timeli6021 4 года назад +7

      Charlie don't surf

    • @Brudelay
      @Brudelay 3 года назад +5

      Peasant Boards

    • @neilgouws6962
      @neilgouws6962 3 года назад

      I'd rather be referred to as a "civilian" surfer ,as a kook ... you KOOK !

  • @Thurston.Howell.the.3rd
    @Thurston.Howell.the.3rd 4 года назад +67

    and then they had to wait for Mick to stick all his stickers

    • @youdigsurf
      @youdigsurf 4 года назад +4

      each sticker give you +1 in speed

  • @MrBreakthompson
    @MrBreakthompson 3 года назад +5

    this series is so great, please keep making them

  • @geophphd5594
    @geophphd5594 4 года назад +29

    Hahaha let's ride some "civilian" boards for a laugh! 😂😂

    • @neilgouws6962
      @neilgouws6962 3 года назад +2

      He could have referred to us "civilian" surfers as KOOKS 🤷‍♂️ ?!

    • @geophphd5594
      @geophphd5594 3 года назад +1

      @@neilgouws6962 mere mortals

  • @theredskinsfan8989
    @theredskinsfan8989 4 года назад +17

    Yess! Love this type of content

  • @dannypryordoyle2710
    @dannypryordoyle2710 4 года назад +3

    More of this. Couldn't get a better bunch of people to amaze us with their talent and humble attitudes. Id watch these dudes play cards and chat.

  • @locksmithdb5987
    @locksmithdb5987 4 года назад +13

    The top Pros get their boards glassed the LEAST amount possible, because its all about light weight,performance and not worrying about breaking boards.

    • @xisotopex
      @xisotopex 6 месяцев назад +1

      they are also for the most part way more dialed in with their equipment than the rest of us...

  • @aquilaphotofilm
    @aquilaphotofilm 4 года назад +3

    I love my fishstix board, it just does what you want it to do. It's like it's an extension of your own body. Cool to see them on a little stab edit 😁

    • @motoz30
      @motoz30 4 года назад +4

      typical civilian

  • @shaunpiercey6757
    @shaunpiercey6757 4 года назад +4

    you can clearly see Danes 'civilian' board doesn't have enough volume to keep him afloat.

    • @dustinmccrindle343
      @dustinmccrindle343 3 года назад

      Really?
      Up until Jordy's monster float, I thought he was winning the heat.

  • @gulfsurfco
    @gulfsurfco 4 года назад +20

    It's the wax....it's always the wax's fault.

  • @ivadcs83
    @ivadcs83 4 года назад +3

    civilians WAVES and civilians BOARDS... that session makes me fell comfortable with my surfing skills kkkkk

  • @peacepuffz
    @peacepuffz 4 года назад +4

    Picked up a Fish Stix (Simon Fisher) board in SA a few years back. Went unreal. Loved it & the price.

    • @motoz30
      @motoz30 4 года назад +1

      imagine if it wasn't the civilian model...

    • @peacepuffz
      @peacepuffz 4 года назад

      @@motoz30 Dane would rip other fish Stix. One i brought had pro like glass job it went ballistic!!! Was the best board I ever brought.

  • @DGT73
    @DGT73 3 года назад +1

    Jordy and Dane should do more together they crack me up

  • @martinlangby9887
    @martinlangby9887 3 года назад +1

    The guy in the foreground at 1:57 gets the best moment LOL.

  • @danvanmuizenberg6650
    @danvanmuizenberg6650 4 года назад +1

    This reminds me of a leaping louse video of Capetown in the nineties

  • @numChooonly
    @numChooonly 3 года назад

    it is entertainning to see them together

  • @blackslocal22
    @blackslocal22 4 года назад +6

    That's basically O-side harbor when its firing

  • @jonathanfryer9497
    @jonathanfryer9497 3 года назад

    These two guys could ride a broom stick and surf better than me

  • @kylewattssurfing3266
    @kylewattssurfing3266 Год назад +1

    Awesomeness cool yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

  • @squirewinter7186
    @squirewinter7186 4 года назад

    We all have a favourite board..
    Always love you toooo

  • @scottc3165
    @scottc3165 4 года назад +1

    I don't know. I surfed a pro board once and I could barely get it to do anything. Back to my civilian board was much better. Just depends I guess.

  • @DanielHatchman
    @DanielHatchman 4 года назад +3

    As a shaper I can say it's totally true. I ride a few different hot boards every year to see what's up. This year I ordered a fever and the rails were so fat, absolutely nothing like what the pros are riding. The thing had no drive. It's just so disingenuous marketing to show clips of pros riding boards and then you buy a board with the same dims and it's a totally different board.
    In the future I won't be buying big brand boards without first looking at the rack boards to see of they are what they are advertised as.
    To be fair that G-Force board did have the low rails you see in the clips on his Insta. Good on them.

  • @sessionsinparadise7357
    @sessionsinparadise7357 4 года назад +10

    Jeeeeeeze are boards made in shops performance that much different to the custom boards they get?!

    • @MrMrWattz
      @MrMrWattz 4 года назад +4

      Apparently so, a board that’s shaped perfectly for your volume / shape and style must feel a million bucks compared to these the way they’re ripping the other boards

    • @rhuanmartins6531
      @rhuanmartins6531 4 года назад +3

      There’s nothing compared to a custom board made exactly for you n your specifications!! 🤙🏽

    • @jul1us_tv
      @jul1us_tv 4 года назад

      I have an old Dane and Peter Mel Board and they do have harder edges, more rocker in the tail compared to the other hps I have

    • @micaiahkennedy3931
      @micaiahkennedy3931 4 года назад

      i think the wave quality had something to do with it... the waves are prettyyyy bad and mushy

    • @freddieanderson182
      @freddieanderson182 4 года назад

      Pro boards will generally have lighter glass as they don't pay for them so the shapers save money this way

  • @dannyeckert3255
    @dannyeckert3255 4 года назад

    my local surf shop in the beginning!

  • @garethjones6873
    @garethjones6873 4 года назад

    might have been a fairer comparison if the stock boards were ridden in the same surf conditions. the first part of the edit is in really sloppy E-beach - tough to ride no matter whats under your feet

  • @hugeg1121
    @hugeg1121 4 года назад

    Both those boards are allot nicer than mine

  • @jamietaylor5567
    @jamietaylor5567 2 года назад

    Port Alfred!

  • @waxcomb
    @waxcomb Год назад

    Do stab in the dark but pros on civilian boards!

  • @GideonExplorer
    @GideonExplorer 4 года назад +2

    They went to the same surf shop I buy wax at!

  • @surfandsnowbord
    @surfandsnowbord 3 года назад +1

    Would've been cool to get a bit more in-depth than "ohhh man these boards shouldn't be sold man ohh these are crap, get me my custom sled nobody could get their hands on." What was so bad? I'm guessing ultralight glassing for team boards has a big part in this, but what else?

  • @FirstLast-gf1sm
    @FirstLast-gf1sm 3 года назад

    Dane and jordy ride poor people boards

  • @tundahking
    @tundahking 3 года назад

    Not the board,its the rider

  • @bigdarbs19
    @bigdarbs19 4 года назад

    Civilian boards! I hate to break the news to you, but you are civilians.

  • @WolfgangHolzmann
    @WolfgangHolzmann 4 года назад

    Fishstix make great boards.

  • @alestrada6246
    @alestrada6246 4 года назад +1

    now now lets not blame the boards

  • @jacobmirels9073
    @jacobmirels9073 3 года назад

    Plebian boards, ugh

  • @Jay-fq8uz
    @Jay-fq8uz 4 года назад +2

    prolly the dumbest stab title ever yewww

  • @serendipitous6
    @serendipitous6 4 года назад

    Artist and song please?

  • @andymackenney
    @andymackenney 4 года назад +4

    Those boards looked cool but they were not electric at all in the water. The stock boards made Dane n Jordy look like average surfers.

    • @maca5645
      @maca5645 3 года назад

      Don't you wish you were that kind of "average" ...dream on.

    • @Brudelay
      @Brudelay 3 года назад

      its all about the dimensions. those boards are made with other surfers in mind.

    • @falakoala4579
      @falakoala4579 3 года назад

      Agreed. Looked bad on them, goes to show how different the average off the shelf board is compared to something shaped for a pro

  • @saltybarber149
    @saltybarber149 4 года назад +4

    You guys look like average surfers...

  • @poopie6205
    @poopie6205 4 года назад

    civilian boards? wtf ?

    • @theodoreestienne5492
      @theodoreestienne5492 4 года назад +2

      yah as if them 0.1% pro surfers are so much above everyone.
      i just hate those arrogant pro surfers.
      we are the freesurf souls
      they are the brandsponsored dickheads

    • @poopie6205
      @poopie6205 4 года назад

      @@theodoreestienne5492 K... im gonna go to the rack next time and look for them 'civillian boards', Bro. I think you've taken my comment a bit out of context.

    • @falakoala4579
      @falakoala4579 3 года назад

      Bc the boards you by for $1000 off the rack are just that. Look at the pro model vs what they actually ride.

  • @JohnKorvell
    @JohnKorvell 3 года назад +3

    I'm sure all the local surf shops out there love to see you guys coming and pissing on their business. To me, you are acting like spoiled brats. These local surf shops are the heart of the surfing sport and industry for the 99.999% of us.

  • @nathanielfriel9002
    @nathanielfriel9002 4 года назад +2

    Y’all kinda ruin the sport of surfing for me. How pretentious do you have to be to trash talk a local surf shops boards? Surfing has always been a sport that anyone can excel at regardless of status or income. An by by degrading these “civil surfboards” your also degrading anyone that might look up to you.

    • @Brudelay
      @Brudelay 3 года назад

      they should have said kook boards.
      but Whatever bro, these guys are surf clowns riding waves for our entertainment. who cares, you know?

  • @markvaldez8602
    @markvaldez8602 4 года назад +2

    Waves looked pretty junk... not a lot of power and many close outs

  • @francisling3196
    @francisling3196 3 года назад

    What do they say about a bad workman and his tools? 🤔 but I mean really, aren't the so called pros meant to be promoting surf industry, why run stuff down, I cant see the GOAT being so pratish...

  • @martymayhem2286
    @martymayhem2286 4 года назад +1

    These guys need to get a real job.

  • @camdenminer2033
    @camdenminer2033 3 года назад

    They look slugish

  • @wiscgaloot
    @wiscgaloot 4 года назад +1

    What elitist crap.

  • @georgewilber9906
    @georgewilber9906 4 года назад

    can i win the giveaway now i’m early

  • @georgewilber9906
    @georgewilber9906 4 года назад

    first