3:17 ok exception to this rule is when you say something that you mean literally but can be taken figuratively to mean a racist thing. I can't think of a good example for a racist one but here's what I'm talking about: I was telling my cat to stop being a carpet muncher because he was literally munching on the threads in the carpet (my cat likes eating thread but it's dangerous bc it could wrap his organs or something bad) and realized after that it sounded wrong because a derogatory term for lesbians is "carpet muncher".
agreed, that's happened to me a few times where I wanted to tell people I couldn't breathe, cause I legitimately could not breathe well, but I didn't because of it being considered racist at the time.
This is absolutely 1 of the reasons why I don't believe in God why would he want this maybe cuz he hates us and he likes watching us suffer why would he make us so stupid
“Your username is your serial killer name; how do you kill your victims?” 1. Invite them for D&D 2. Create a character they fall in love with instantly (goblin, kobold, etc) 3. Have a few sessions with them 4. Kill off the loved character(s) 5. Either A) I kill them with a broken heart B) they strangle me or C) I get a player extremely motivated to slay the demon king ...that or I stab em in the eyes with ink pens and make em choke on dice
(Trigger warning ⚠️ just in case) ------------- 2:52 no joke duh When I was depressed and thought about killing myself i just felt bad for the people having to pay my funeral because it’s so expensive.
“In case you need to cut him out.........” “I like travel, and netflix, and i probably swiped right because you had a dog. Looking for something serious!!!!!!!”
These memes are relatable honestly LOL 🔥
these are cursed memes wierdoo....
*hol'up*
Lol-?
r/holdup
What...?
What’s f*cked up is death is cheaper than paying my school tuition
Funeral:6k-7k
School tuition:10k
4:53 me who last searched warbat: * chuckles * I’m in danger
i have to do gary francis post- the zodiac killer
😩
0:56
*red grandma*
HELP THAT SOUNDS GOOD
0:57 my super hero name is dark blue avocado plushie man
2:22
My routine is:
1piss
2 take out dog
3 get dressed
4 go to school
5 wake up...
hmmmmmmmm.........
take out dog???????
4:57 Travis Scott Concert tragedy is what I last googled
My superhero name is black lamp.
My superhero name is Skin Wall
0:59 noneblackwoodenplank
4:49 is that where you can get a guten bag
1:00 white treadmill? Bruh
0:55 Black Shirt. Weren't the Blackshirts a fascist movement?
19:10 and now imagine a student was so annoyed he went to the past, so hitler got rejected for art school
0:15 Shocking
Can we get one that isn't the classic...
1:00
Green Pringle Can...
4:53
Me: *checks search history*
Me again lol: BLOXBURG NEIGHBORHOOD CODES!!!
7:02 same way the prottotype from changed would, electricity
1:01 last time i saw this it was green water now it’s black water. i’m not even in the same room and it’s not the same water
1:00 no pillow
Grey control
This is a certified hood classic.
4:56
ENDERDRAGON
4:51 I shouldn’t have googled groundsloth
L-M-A-O: launching missile at orphans
i am black gun the super hero
7:00 with a well-placed earthquake
My superhero name is blue inhaler
1:00 Red Wall
0:55 Man to angry to die kills many monsters cus one killed his rabbit (it is a string of games)
Yeah today i was playing this game in IT class in my school.
3:17 ok exception to this rule is when you say something that you mean literally but can be taken figuratively to mean a racist thing. I can't think of a good example for a racist one but here's what I'm talking about:
I was telling my cat to stop being a carpet muncher because he was literally munching on the threads in the carpet (my cat likes eating thread but it's dangerous bc it could wrap his organs or something bad) and realized after that it sounded wrong because a derogatory term for lesbians is "carpet muncher".
agreed, that's happened to me a few times where I wanted to tell people I couldn't breathe, cause I legitimately could not breathe well, but I didn't because of it being considered racist at the time.
13:33 stairway to heaven-Ledd zepplin
This is absolutely 1 of the reasons why I don't believe in God why would he want this maybe cuz he hates us and he likes watching us suffer why would he make us so stupid
9:01 “Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs r@p3 you in your sleep”
(From a different Cursed Comments vid)
7:04 Rip and tear
Well then i'm hitting them mid-drift at 120kph lol
4:51 Cremation Vinyl.
0:59 black wall ?
6:57 my Netflix documentary is gonna be lit.
4:53 Literally the lyrics to Little Talks
1:02 You’ve heard of captain America, iron man, and bat man. But you haven’t heard of….
BLUE PILLOW!!!
you haven't heard of red and black toothbrush
2:53 exactly the same... i feel sad
0:59
PINK REMOTE!!
“Your username is your serial killer name; how do you kill your victims?”
1. Invite them for D&D
2. Create a character they fall in love with instantly (goblin, kobold, etc)
3. Have a few sessions with them
4. Kill off the loved character(s)
5. Either A) I kill them with a broken heart B) they strangle me or C) I get a player extremely motivated to slay the demon king
...that or I stab em in the eyes with ink pens and make em choke on dice
I use a book series
And yell my last name
1:01 cool, I'm white wall.
Damnit.
Welp guess I am crapping out canary island
6:58 the kids
(Trigger warning ⚠️ just in case)
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2:52 no joke duh
When I was depressed and thought about killing myself i just felt bad for the people having to pay my funeral because it’s so expensive.
That girls bf who lools like mj is really cute
1:00 Blue couch. I think it's a coincidence considering that I am sitting on a blue couch
I’m black jaws poster
6:59 Qiqi will....Zeeky bogy doog them...? It's a weapon (sword specifically)....maybe stab..?
6:58
I SHALL KILL WITH THE POWER OF FLOWERS WHEN NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY!
1:00: don't know phone? 🤷♀️
1:00 Black Banana
I have to violently shit out some subnautica moonpool fragments
1:00 navy bookshelf???
5:00 the whole autumn season
0:56 dark blue 3ds case
1:02 green speaker
3:16
I'm not racist, but I hope that Pokemon Legends Arceus will be better than Pokemon Brilliant Diamond & Shining Pearl.
My superhero name is purple dishwasher
Mine is orange Bush
0:56 Grey Bottle
i have to sh!t out our table is broken
1:01 grey toilet brush.
9:14
Sad spongebob: yes
0:57 i got Blue toalet paper
My superhero name is red cup
4:53 the last thing I googled was North Korea...
“In case you need to cut him out.........”
“I like travel, and netflix, and i probably swiped right because you had a dog. Looking for something serious!!!!!!!”
My superhero name is cyan dog
2:42 my guy better be moon walking with the car
1:00 black cat
my name is the same as hyper boi 1:01
0:56 Green Washing Machine 💀
1:00 red dog bed
1:00
Green radiator
My superhero name is now white lysol. ;_;
2:46 Yeah and wasn't he like 50 when he died? He would be 63 now.
#dailydoseofmemes
pink: blue and I are bf and gf
Blue, imposter: **kills pink**
Okay but the first one actually makes sense
Note: The thumbnail should be especially used for the GF and now I shall not explain the joke, as that would make it not funny.
Also I'm black chip bag
1:01 mine is tan sister
My super hero name is red glass
4:52 1987 toyota corolla
yellow mouse?
Censoring the name Hitler? And Holocaust? Get a grip
i have to shit out my maths textbook apparently 4:53
My superhero name is Pink Cabinet 😂
4:52 xkcd sounds pointy
1:01 Pink Wall
5:32 I'm brazillian and didn't expected see my country's vocbulary here. I'm kinda proud
My superhero name is Red water.
Light blue deodorant is my super hero name
1:03 my name would be: black and white chair
Grey Legos
2:35 bro im jewish
0:59
Rainbow bed
My super hero name >-pink black
1:01 red cereal
0:49
Some random dude in armor goes on a killing spree trying to save the world
1:00 Grey pole
0:49 you are a person and collect starts to bring them back to space, and u fly
My super hero name is clear lamp
Black chair