15 Men vs 5 Women is Cringe - Jubilee React #4

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  • @mr.peanutbutter7282
    @mr.peanutbutter7282 4 года назад +5425

    The tall guy literally didn’t say shit and was still chosen I-

    • @nomoremrniceguy007
      @nomoremrniceguy007 4 года назад +570

      That was most honest unspoken moment in history.

    • @neamraven
      @neamraven 4 года назад +370

      Hypergamy. Same if you're rich. And on the flipside, same if you're the hot chick with the pretty face and the big tits. No words need to be spoken, nothing needs to be explained.

    • @maddyjul07
      @maddyjul07 4 года назад +326

      tuff call, since her other two options were a pale nerd and a annoying long haired hippy

    • @yaboiyogsas2431
      @yaboiyogsas2431 4 года назад +96

      So the moral is that if u say nothing and ur tall u get the gurl
      Happens to me every time lol

    • @homelander2243
      @homelander2243 4 года назад +19

      Story of my life. The staying quiet part and still getting picked, not the female choosing me

  • @arin9953
    @arin9953 4 года назад +13234

    How to attract a girl:
    1) Be tall
    2) Say nothing.

  • @blood2836
    @blood2836 3 года назад +7365

    Guy: “I play a cowbell”
    Pewdiepie: “wtf is a kelbow”

  • @ttvc0d0ger89
    @ttvc0d0ger89 3 года назад +2778

    Blonde girl “I once was in a cult”
    Mans in the back “👀 interest lost”

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 года назад +10

      Wow he’s faze jarvis

    • @sadiajafrinn
      @sadiajafrinn 3 года назад +3

      I love your profile picture XD

    • @alaididnalid7660
      @alaididnalid7660 2 года назад +13

      PewDiePie: "omg dis guy is literally me" ... I liked that dude, funny as heck.

    • @jhoags92
      @jhoags92 2 года назад +1

      I don't know what's wrong with me... I became much more interested after she said that.

    • @sierraking2626
      @sierraking2626 2 года назад

      So true

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund 4 года назад +18720

    Girl: "I once joined a cult by accident."
    Long Hair Guy: "My time to shine."

    • @zibbazabba905
      @zibbazabba905 4 года назад +314

      Very much what I was thinking!
      Also, Hey, You're very perceptive and we seem to think alike! Can I offer you some reading material you might be interested in?

    • @uriahnewtton7312
      @uriahnewtton7312 4 года назад +123

      Y'all hurting my stomach 😭

    • @mellowwind1731
      @mellowwind1731 4 года назад +27

      zibbazabba905 I’m dieing lol

    • @HB-ee8eb
      @HB-ee8eb 4 года назад +148

      Long hair dude: you will rejoin INTENTIONALLY this time

    • @indyrawr1756
      @indyrawr1756 4 года назад +43

      They both seem like awful people to be stuck talking to, yikes!

  • @millie4107
    @millie4107 4 года назад +5791

    THE TALL GUY WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT THE SPIRITUAL GUY LMAOO

  • @DestinedRelic21
    @DestinedRelic21 3 года назад +2381

    That one girl is like: “guys with fish are weird.”
    Also her: “I collect pressed pennies, 51 cents is the way to my heart.”

    • @RossMKF1
      @RossMKF1 3 года назад +46

      Not weird

    • @DestinedRelic21
      @DestinedRelic21 3 года назад +53

      @@RossMKF1 I never said it’s weird

    • @RossMKF1
      @RossMKF1 3 года назад +103

      @@DestinedRelic21 lol I was being sarcastic I think it’s weird

    • @DestinedRelic21
      @DestinedRelic21 3 года назад +90

      @@RossMKF1 lol I also think it’s weird

    • @hassanm0323
      @hassanm0323 3 года назад +40

      Not weird

  • @Mally620
    @Mally620 2 года назад +549

    I just realised, the tall guy literally never spoke

    • @ILove-qr6ms
      @ILove-qr6ms 2 года назад +55

      Probably did, just not anything worth putting in the video.
      Kind of makes it worse lmao

    • @chaseatlanticfan6553
      @chaseatlanticfan6553 Год назад

      @@ILove-qr6ms damn

  • @blobbert6357
    @blobbert6357 4 года назад +3951

    “But they all had such amazing qualities!”
    Their qualities:
    Favorite number: 7
    Favorite color: yellow
    Favorite type of body of water: ocean

  • @apollon3569
    @apollon3569 4 года назад +5151

    Guy: “I play the cowbell”. Pewdiepie: “KELBOW”

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 4 года назад +44

      Dfck is a cowbell?

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 4 года назад +75

      Fun Guy a bell for a cow...? Lol

    • @lsl7250
      @lsl7250 4 года назад +37

      Fun Guy bells put on cows to let farmers know where they are

    • @Stardusky_
      @Stardusky_ 4 года назад +1

      Why did I read this right when he said that Lmaooooooo All you need is the kelbow

    • @Michael4600
      @Michael4600 4 года назад +9

      I thought it was funny cuz I thought the guy was referencing Will Ferrells famous cow bell Sketch on SNL

  • @thefriendlyfork6996
    @thefriendlyfork6996 3 года назад +1183

    The long hair guy is the type of dude that keeps talking when you want to leave the conversation

    • @sughey.
      @sughey. Год назад +1

      and ended up being ghosted

    • @melinatedthinka8210
      @melinatedthinka8210 Год назад +3

      Thisss

    • @waffles658
      @waffles658 11 месяцев назад +1

      As an introvert, people like that truly terrify me

    • @luzzifer713
      @luzzifer713 8 месяцев назад +1

      I was in pain listening to bro

  • @SilientShadow
    @SilientShadow 3 года назад +1534

    I love watching women get drawn into engaging conversations and then just end up picking the tallest guy.

    • @yellowpowr8455
      @yellowpowr8455 2 года назад +14

      Hey, that didn’t happen in the other instance of this video!

    • @idlehawk9553
      @idlehawk9553 Год назад +36

      Guy she was talking to had such a culty vibe, i would think she was reminded of her mistake from before

    • @ipodtouch5963
      @ipodtouch5963 11 месяцев назад

      Understandable, attraction is important haha

  • @iank1234
    @iank1234 4 года назад +30522

    Long hair guy acting like he’s trying to get her back in the cult

    • @Arvac
      @Arvac 4 года назад +199

      @@Zyro-wv8sm STOP IT

    • @neojisoa
      @neojisoa 4 года назад +107

      AlphaBolt sir you aren’t close to 10k subscribers at all

    • @joeyleeuwestein7133
      @joeyleeuwestein7133 4 года назад +80

      @@Zyro-wv8sm You posted the same message under every top comment and then liked them yourself?

    • @reinsama5436
      @reinsama5436 4 года назад +50

      @@Zyro-wv8sm mind shutting up?

    • @eriXD_1510
      @eriXD_1510 4 года назад +73

      Well, she fell for this type of shit once before, so why not try it? XD

  • @zanemiracle6121
    @zanemiracle6121 4 года назад +3891

    "I accidentally joined a cult"
    Guy in the back: So...we ju...we just going to act like we didn't hear that?

    • @luciusnoom
      @luciusnoom 4 года назад +84

      I think her constantly rearranging her hair was distraction enough

    • @MotoMoto136
      @MotoMoto136 4 года назад +15

      😆Didn’t surprise me at all

    • @MotoMoto136
      @MotoMoto136 4 года назад +19

      I would have just walked away after that

    • @kevincronk7981
      @kevincronk7981 4 года назад +90

      The annoying guy was in the cult and trying to get her to rejoin

    • @kevincronk7981
      @kevincronk7981 4 года назад +106

      @@MotoMoto136 he was trying to walk away the moment she said that. You could see him consider it over and over, clearly he just wasn't sure if it was allowed. When he got eliminated he looked relieved

  • @WNDR64
    @WNDR64 2 года назад +922

    "whats the worst thing a guy can put on their profile?'"
    that one girl: "him with a fish"
    also her: "wHaTs YoUr FaVoRiTe BoDy Of WaTeR??"

    • @too_s1mple705
      @too_s1mple705 2 года назад +6

      It relates to one of the three Freud questions

    • @morganlihannah
      @morganlihannah 2 года назад +69

      She's obviously a fish in disguise

    • @Freeski802
      @Freeski802 2 года назад +3

      The one with fish in it but you can’t hold the fish because I am strictly vegan and that’s not ok!

    • @vanitaz4887
      @vanitaz4887 2 года назад +7

      @@morganlihannah guy must’ve caught her cousin

  • @ChadnikLovehand
    @ChadnikLovehand 3 года назад +356

    "I play piano"
    "I play cow bell"
    "I play the cello"
    *I play video games*

  • @MrTJPAS
    @MrTJPAS 4 года назад +22506

    I'm really not surprised that the girl who said she accidentally joined a cult spent the whole video in a conversation with the dude who looks like he's the leader of a cult.

    • @SoupBrigade
      @SoupBrigade 4 года назад +748

      You could say he is indoctrinating her well :D

    • @kingpiplup5258
      @kingpiplup5258 4 года назад +205

      DarKLucKChannel no clue what that means but yes

    • @afaydilek
      @afaydilek 4 года назад +59

      that was a good one

    • @jasonyonteff5011
      @jasonyonteff5011 4 года назад +344

      He looks like the leader of an LSD hippie cult...

    • @Ben-hy6mp
      @Ben-hy6mp 4 года назад +391

      As soon as he heard she was in a cult he was like yep... that’s a bit of me

  • @michaelgutierrez1157
    @michaelgutierrez1157 4 года назад +12379

    Woman: "Chinese?"
    Guy: "Yes."
    Pewds: "When was this recorded?"
    B R U H

  • @joshthomas75
    @joshthomas75 3 года назад +282

    “We just organically align”
    -short hippie 2020

    • @Freeski802
      @Freeski802 2 года назад +1

      Dude if you ring out his hair there would be more grease in it than water in the ocean

  • @SilientShadow
    @SilientShadow 2 года назад +160

    Obviously my favorite type of body of water is a lagoon. You get the fascinating array of marine life of the ocean, but in a sheltered cove that isn't subject to waves and tides that the beach gets.

    • @kaisumaria
      @kaisumaria 2 года назад +9

      Excellent answer!

    • @SilientShadow
      @SilientShadow 2 года назад +19

      @@kaisumaria Thanks, I really don't want to get eliminated

    • @Freeski802
      @Freeski802 2 года назад +1

      But if there’s fish in there it isn’t ok! Because I am a strict vegan and people that hold fish are evil, fish are evil, meat is evil!!! Water is evil everything is evil!

    • @bellatuft4907
      @bellatuft4907 2 года назад

      I was thinking lagoon when he said that, so trye

    • @ohmygodbecky6829
      @ohmygodbecky6829 2 года назад

      @@Freeski802 dam, nature isn’t vegan

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 4 года назад +2208

    "What stops you guys from using dating apps?"
    The women: "The weirdos."
    The blonde woman: *I accidentally joined a cult.*

    • @cyanquick4007
      @cyanquick4007 4 года назад +15

      I love her *response*

    • @user-me8fm5yf4n
      @user-me8fm5yf4n 4 года назад +24

      *R E L A T A B L E*

    • @nathanjons7820
      @nathanjons7820 4 года назад +5

      You forgot the random screaming

    • @seraby7151
      @seraby7151 4 года назад +2

      @@v_crosby194 yep, she was the prettiest one but damn, she's a freak XD

    • @edrienmanzanero4081
      @edrienmanzanero4081 4 года назад

      Damn Relatable i accidently created a P*rnhub account before

  • @slightlybitter
    @slightlybitter 4 года назад +9051

    It’s like they chose the 20 most annoying people to do this

  • @angiesmith3741
    @angiesmith3741 3 года назад +155

    The long haired guy is getting his career ended by the whole comment section Lmao 👁️👄👁️

    • @Himanshu-qu9hx
      @Himanshu-qu9hx 3 года назад +2

      he getting obliterate in both the comment sections🤣🤣

  • @superkingoftacos2920
    @superkingoftacos2920 2 года назад +30

    the tall guy was trying not to laugh when the nomadic journey guy was talking

  • @susanlewis2790
    @susanlewis2790 4 года назад +1559

    Society: dont say blondes are dumb
    The blond girl: "i AcIdenTly JoiNed A cULt"

    • @c0rpserat641
      @c0rpserat641 4 года назад +20

      Susan Lewis well she wasn’t really blonde

    • @birddinner1209
      @birddinner1209 4 года назад +18

      Atleast they're hot tho

    • @mcthlady
      @mcthlady 4 года назад +18

      Wait but Marizia... How dare you..

    • @MrGamemaker8
      @MrGamemaker8 4 года назад +7

      You spelled accidentally wrong

    • @DrD0000M
      @DrD0000M 4 года назад +6

      @@c0rpserat641 Most blondes...aren't.

  • @Unnanymous
    @Unnanymous 3 года назад +3723

    That dude who didn't say a word would be me 100%

  • @kevinmccarroll5581
    @kevinmccarroll5581 3 года назад +70

    Two guys forced to wear a white shirt
    Felix: THEY ARE THE SAME

  • @stormystormymad9962
    @stormystormymad9962 3 года назад +79

    “I bet you could carry my emotional baggage” and then I heard the shots of paintball guns

  • @flavender2938
    @flavender2938 4 года назад +7026

    I’m surprised Felix went the whole video without calling anyone a simp

    • @jtbzptbzp9738
      @jtbzptbzp9738 4 года назад +88

      Same. I was waiting for him to say it :(

    • @vicebatte
      @vicebatte 4 года назад +64

      I'm surprised how Felix, make me watch till the end

    • @Kipplz
      @Kipplz 4 года назад +60

      No need to say it when we all know how to detect a simp

    • @Arndulf
      @Arndulf 4 года назад +15

      I'm surprised he even made it to the end, lmao.

    • @maash4111
      @maash4111 4 года назад +4

      Your name is the name I call my pet...
      Just saying

  • @bread9390
    @bread9390 3 года назад +22

    5:22 Just noticed pewds said
    *"Smh my head"*

  • @binnomajumder8999
    @binnomajumder8999 3 года назад +22

    "what's your favorite type of body of water?"
    "yours"

  • @rock374
    @rock374 4 года назад +1523

    Her:“I once joined a cult on accident”
    “There are no accidents” - Master Oogway

  • @noahalvarez876
    @noahalvarez876 4 года назад +9615

    Imagine being in an airport and you just see someone swinging around a fake gun with a phone attached to it

    • @rohanofgondor
      @rohanofgondor 4 года назад +186

      lmao see you at the top comments soon i guess

    • @nanalouver
      @nanalouver 4 года назад +33

      AarAyy You jinxed it smfh

    • @bluenova4703
      @bluenova4703 4 года назад +75

      Noah Alvarez
      that person is a true gamer then.

    • @zeye-_-
      @zeye-_- 4 года назад +10

      Noah Alvarez that costs $78,333

    • @carolebaskin5852
      @carolebaskin5852 4 года назад +9

      Syeda Zaman no it’s 100

  • @em6765
    @em6765 3 года назад +37

    "I accidentally joined a cult"
    me who remembers unus annus: maybe I did too😳

  • @keisamyuvraj6121
    @keisamyuvraj6121 3 года назад +28

    i swear i had to pause the video so many frikkin times just to give myself time to absorb and get over the cringe before stumbling onto another

  • @Xargxes
    @Xargxes 3 года назад +4308

    ''I joined a cult once.''
    Longhairguy: ''My friend, hold my yoga.''

  • @SunOfSolaria
    @SunOfSolaria 4 года назад +1789

    Pewds: I dont like social media influencers
    Marzia: Quits youtube

  • @nachomannate7755
    @nachomannate7755 3 года назад +3

    6:31 spotted a friggin Chad walk, guy on far left

  • @shauryavinod1289
    @shauryavinod1289 2 года назад +8

    8:48 - Pewdiepie basically made Squid Game right here

  • @howitzer4041
    @howitzer4041 4 года назад +3441

    The long-haired dude: I'm all about those chill vibes.
    Erin: THAT'S NOT VEGAN!

    • @tayla5031
      @tayla5031 4 года назад +73

      enju omg just came from that video lmao

    • @LuciaLopez-nu6qw
      @LuciaLopez-nu6qw 4 года назад +21

      Tayla Hill bro same

    • @elias0645
      @elias0645 4 года назад +11

      Same 😂

    • @adixar
      @adixar 4 года назад +7

      Isn't that a woman?

    • @44m3nace
      @44m3nace 4 года назад +3

      lmao

  • @yeetthebeet6251
    @yeetthebeet6251 4 года назад +2126

    Guy:*acts cringe trying to attract girl Pewds: “SHOOT HIM”

    • @elbaso3616
      @elbaso3616 4 года назад +19

      SIIIIIIIMP

    • @armando1611
      @armando1611 4 года назад +25

      have self deprecating “jokes” ever actually worked on a girl

    • @shoogur3920
      @shoogur3920 4 года назад +6

      *WITH A PAINTBALL GUN

    • @hydrateman3246
      @hydrateman3246 4 года назад

      Ya pewds is SIMP

    • @678crazydave
      @678crazydave 4 года назад

      @@armando1611 Does for me :)

  • @Sara-uk7cs
    @Sara-uk7cs 2 года назад +7

    Girl: “I’m gonna eliminate you”
    Guy: “barabing!”
    😭😭😭😭😭

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 3 года назад +43

    They should’ve let the guys switch to another girl for a little bit until they found the one they really liked.

  • @goose9995
    @goose9995 4 года назад +2687

    “I play the piano”
    “I PlaY tHe cOwbElL”
    LMFOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOOOOO

    • @xbenci
      @xbenci 4 года назад +69

      it would have been more impressive if he said "I play the triangle"
      sorry cowbell players

    • @lenny3577
      @lenny3577 4 года назад +19

      @@xbenci triangle isnt that easy in an orchestra band

    • @RAIJINMARU670
      @RAIJINMARU670 4 года назад +9

      Leonard OP yea it freaking HURTS MY FINGERS

    • @JustTimothy
      @JustTimothy 4 года назад +2

      Top that boi

    • @judecaldwell4235
      @judecaldwell4235 4 года назад +17

      Benci don’t you mean kelbow

  • @addie9392
    @addie9392 3 года назад +7975

    The guy with the long hair and the girl seem like the type of couple who would open an essential oil shop together

  • @jenniferphyper8318
    @jenniferphyper8318 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yo the blaster that pewdiepie made looks so cool I need one

  • @yellowpowr8455
    @yellowpowr8455 2 года назад +25

    Her accidentally joining a cult makes sense to me, a lot of those cults have a façade of spirituality.

  • @laraobreza3203
    @laraobreza3203 4 года назад +5050

    Edgar is in his lap the whole time, that's cute

    • @mercy2340
      @mercy2340 4 года назад +9

      Lara Obreza yes fr

    • @tiffanyleung5769
      @tiffanyleung5769 4 года назад +49

      Adam Jackvony he just blends in lmao

    • @swipey915
      @swipey915 4 года назад +9

      Jesus i didnt even notice 😂

    • @melikshah4564
      @melikshah4564 4 года назад +7

      we all except of you not noticed him cause he is camoflaged like vietnamese soldiers in the vietnam war

    • @xxwhiteboy420x4
      @xxwhiteboy420x4 4 года назад +11

      What lap pewds has no legs

  • @hajitooru6938
    @hajitooru6938 4 года назад +2838

    how to deal with rejection:
    *BADABING!*

    • @user-zc8sq3wr9f
      @user-zc8sq3wr9f 4 года назад +25

      BADABING BADABOO

    • @lampsenpai4325
      @lampsenpai4325 4 года назад +2

      @@user-zc8sq3wr9f BADABOW
      heh. she forgot all about me now

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA 4 года назад +4

      finger go bang bang

    • @simonevans2552
      @simonevans2552 4 года назад +1

      Expect it, makes you a lot happier if you're wrong.

    • @ehe958
      @ehe958 4 года назад

      BANG

  • @bashfulbob6039
    @bashfulbob6039 Год назад +2

    “What’s the worst thing a guy can have in his profile picture”
    “Him with a fish”
    Every fisherman ever: offended.

  • @KimTumamakMusicPH
    @KimTumamakMusicPH 2 года назад +7

    This is masterpiece. Pewds trolling throughout the vid had me dying out of laughter, its a tradition to watch this from time and time again whenever im having a bad day😅

  • @anonymousviewer8460
    @anonymousviewer8460 4 года назад +14071

    Felix and Marzia are married and he’s still asking her to “pls reply”

    • @desiiwezzii
      @desiiwezzii 4 года назад +41

      Moo Bitch lol

    • @Someone-tk7zh
      @Someone-tk7zh 4 года назад +303

      Marriage

    • @zoklev
      @zoklev 4 года назад +822

      pewd's a simp confirmed

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 4 года назад +89

      @@zoklev does it count if their married?

    • @tgg766
      @tgg766 4 года назад +191

      I think he did it so Marzia won't think he's making a pickup line lol.

  • @OGtinawolf
    @OGtinawolf 4 года назад +2103

    “You look like you’re strong enough to carry my emotional baggage” lol ok, Mr. Struggle.

    • @Lasagna-_-
      @Lasagna-_- 4 года назад +94

      Nothing hotter than an emotional train wreck amiright

    • @jdc6139
      @jdc6139 4 года назад +94

      Christina Gore leave him like his mother did

    • @miacrocco1099
      @miacrocco1099 4 года назад +130

      This is an elite comment Cody ko would approve ifykyk

    • @nubbskull
      @nubbskull 4 года назад +3

      @Laura Guitar
      I learned that from animes-

    • @chloekim8894
      @chloekim8894 4 года назад

      AHAHAH AYY

  • @tonishuey38
    @tonishuey38 3 года назад +34

    "I don't like social media influencers" *is a social media influencer*

    • @theshabs
      @theshabs 2 года назад +1

      He doesnt refer to himself as a social media influencer though. Those type of people believe they are above others.

  • @bennypark2406
    @bennypark2406 2 года назад +17

    "I just don't like working out with other people", isn't that the same one who said she started working out because her friend took her?

  • @Joeythemoejoe
    @Joeythemoejoe 4 года назад +3565

    This should just be called simp wars

    • @rafaelramos5257
      @rafaelramos5257 4 года назад +45

      I was just about to like this but saw it had 69 likes
      nice

    • @zerohates
      @zerohates 4 года назад +21

      This is goddamn hilarious

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 4 года назад +11

      SIMP WARS ! ep X. I was thinking this buddy, you got there first, good on you !!

    • @farahelmaghrabi1353
      @farahelmaghrabi1353 4 года назад +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jake40341
      @jake40341 4 года назад +7

      Honestly mate... we're all simps.. competing for a worthless trophy

  • @Yxngak
    @Yxngak 4 года назад +1565

    Pewds: “It vibrates when you shoot”
    Cam girls: sign me up

  • @nichay9927
    @nichay9927 2 года назад +10

    "I don't like social media influencers" 🤣

  • @zenithlevi1435
    @zenithlevi1435 2 года назад

    I literally had never seen this arcade blaster before and it's a really cool idea

  • @TravelNarrativesofWin
    @TravelNarrativesofWin 4 года назад +2805

    "Chinese"
    Pewds: When was this recorded?
    LOL the shade Felix, the shade.

    • @ABaier-pn1pl
      @ABaier-pn1pl 4 года назад +58

      One of the rare incidents we hear Pewds evil laugh...
      15:15 for Replay
      15:23 for Instant Replay

    • @jpbhd
      @jpbhd 4 года назад +1

      I'm dying 🤣🤣

    • @elpepdud2466
      @elpepdud2466 4 года назад +18

      Coronavirus intensifies*

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад

      Sept 11, soooooooooooooo.....

    • @uwuowo4917
      @uwuowo4917 4 года назад

      I’m the 1000th like

  • @hunterjackson1309
    @hunterjackson1309 2 года назад

    I’ve watched pewdiepie off and on for probably 10 years and this dude just so funny

  • @kennylionheart3255
    @kennylionheart3255 2 года назад

    This might be the first ad/sponsorship video I've ever actually liked or feel interest in. That arkade gun thing looks kind of awesome. Gimmicky, but awesome. Lol

  • @jokubasbridikis3229
    @jokubasbridikis3229 4 года назад +1884

    Felix: "I don't like social media influencers"
    Media: "PewDiePie hates himself"

    • @vladimiradidas1945
      @vladimiradidas1945 4 года назад +35

      *Pewdiepie hurts himself from confusion*

    • @izanagi5136
      @izanagi5136 4 года назад

      Nice

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 4 года назад +13

      Nah he’s been around since before being an influencer was a thing

    • @Fausto_moh
      @Fausto_moh 4 года назад

      Sounds about right lol jk

    • @Pil0nsill0
      @Pil0nsill0 4 года назад +2

      Jokubas Bridikis that means he hates Marcia too

  • @TandJgaming
    @TandJgaming 3 года назад +4645

    Long hair guy seems like the type of dude I never wanna have a conversation with.

    • @user-ge4xc6ym9u
      @user-ge4xc6ym9u 3 года назад +148

      you probably wouldnt be able to get much out cuz of how much he talks

    • @niktodt1
      @niktodt1 3 года назад +51

      A knew a guy just like him in highschool, had long hair as well.

    • @zaidhernandez4601
      @zaidhernandez4601 3 года назад +2

      @David Davidson I know right, seems really fun

    • @collins1775
      @collins1775 3 года назад +1

      @@niktodt1 poor u

    • @tonymcmurdo2087
      @tonymcmurdo2087 3 года назад +1

      you won't like my dad

  • @kinggold3177
    @kinggold3177 2 года назад +1

    The guy with long hair sounded like an npc, backstory included and even the way he leaves "Have a beautiful day, my friend"

  • @mutantlabor
    @mutantlabor 2 года назад +7

    Long haired dude: "It was just myself wanting to bring out my experiences.... uh in her...." You can tell he just thinks about himself all the time, doesn't matter who he's talking to.

  • @kaurtuule
    @kaurtuule 4 года назад +3870

    Nothing cuter than seeing Edgar sit in Pewds's lap while he's recording.

    • @cynthiawallace3382
      @cynthiawallace3382 4 года назад +4

      Agreed

    • @bibuu_u
      @bibuu_u 4 года назад +2

      + Maya, tho I'm not sure if that's her name 🤔😥

    • @kalebcharles7416
      @kalebcharles7416 4 года назад +2

      that was all I payed attention to

    • @Arel_Kursat
      @Arel_Kursat 4 года назад

      my lover if she existed of course...

    • @ycar1477
      @ycar1477 4 года назад +6

      Smashed the like button just because I saw that little pup!

  • @adamkallin5160
    @adamkallin5160 4 года назад +1701

    Marzia: "I like lakes"
    Felix: *Files for divorce*

  • @ecedemirel1453
    @ecedemirel1453 2 года назад +35

    As a representative for council of woman I would say we don’t like the pick up lines

  • @pandabear8323
    @pandabear8323 3 года назад +1

    14:28 I noticed the dog was on his lap it’s so cute

  • @cameronwickline3161
    @cameronwickline3161 4 года назад +5857

    The long hair guy definitely dehydrates almonds

    • @chrismarple
      @chrismarple 4 года назад +323

      Cameron Wickline I don’t even know what that means but I’m laughing so hard

    • @YodaSama0
      @YodaSama0 4 года назад +30

      @@chrismarple lmaoooSAME

    • @Mocha_Bunnny
      @Mocha_Bunnny 4 года назад +20

      I understand 👌🤣

    • @borissolovev9487
      @borissolovev9487 4 года назад +51

      I don't know if this is a thing, but lmao it's suits him well

    • @gabrielafernandes7169
      @gabrielafernandes7169 4 года назад +18

      It’s 3 AM don’t make me laugh like this 😂😭

  • @prishimmer
    @prishimmer 4 года назад +562

    "cowbell"
    felix: kelbow

    • @leyoshivenere350
      @leyoshivenere350 4 года назад +4

      Si basically he has a big bell around his neck and do the eagle dance

    • @roder5759
      @roder5759 4 года назад

      Ur very cook

  • @meliodas731
    @meliodas731 3 года назад +7

    “THE ARCADE BLASTER IS SO FUN”- pewds playing funeral music

  • @HamyDang15
    @HamyDang15 2 года назад

    Coming back to this video and the kelbow part kills me still

    • @HamyDang15
      @HamyDang15 2 года назад

      actually every part kills me nvm

  • @veitmyani663
    @veitmyani663 4 года назад +1122

    Guy: "I play the cow bell." PewDiePie: "The kelbow?"

  • @newmoon9749
    @newmoon9749 4 года назад +977

    They just had to choose people that look like they were generated from The Sims 4

    • @keyren_com
      @keyren_com 4 года назад +6

      Why is this comment accurate ?! 😩💀

    • @nervous_meat
      @nervous_meat 4 года назад

      So mean but so true 😂😂😂😂

    • @yorkssery
      @yorkssery 4 года назад

      BROO 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @arunsengupta6532
      @arunsengupta6532 4 года назад

      Well a lot of people live like SIMS irl.

    • @justaweeb9813
      @justaweeb9813 4 года назад

      "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess"
      - me being the 999th like

  • @mcmorning4864
    @mcmorning4864 8 месяцев назад

    It’s so nostalgic to hear him say “see you tomorrow”

  • @tanvikanodia
    @tanvikanodia Год назад +5

    😂 The girl who's asking what ur fav body of water seems like she's trying too hard to be quirky

  • @Words2000
    @Words2000 4 года назад +2051

    Guy: "I play the cowbell"
    Pewds: *Searches KELBOW*

    • @SRreptile57
      @SRreptile57 4 года назад +41

      I would never know wtf is this just listening. It happens to non native speakers unfortunately.

    • @brahforreal3157
      @brahforreal3157 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @Rainxiety
      @Rainxiety 4 года назад +15

      As a native speaker, I never would have guessed he said cowbell

    • @benobrien2545
      @benobrien2545 4 года назад +11

      Who TF says they play the cowbell😂

    • @bread.mp3420
      @bread.mp3420 4 года назад +1

      I thought it was kettlebell-

  • @leokocyte8943
    @leokocyte8943 4 года назад +431

    Blonde girl: I once accidentally joined a cult
    Long hair guy: instinctively adopts the persona of a cult leader

    • @jdetres01
      @jdetres01 4 года назад +14

      SIIIIMP 😂

    • @eleanormartin3431
      @eleanormartin3431 4 года назад +4

      yea it’s a small town PA thing

    • @WTfire10
      @WTfire10 4 года назад

      Improvise adapt overcome

    • @mistercomple7241
      @mistercomple7241 4 года назад +1

      Plot twist: he was sent by the cult to bring her back to the lair

  • @julianbridges838
    @julianbridges838 2 года назад

    wow not sure what im doing watching this before i start my night shift , but had geniune chuckles watching this XD

  • @YourMom-ko1ky
    @YourMom-ko1ky 3 года назад +8

    Legend says, even till this day, pewds is still trying to figure out what a cowbell is.

  • @pineapple_n_man341
    @pineapple_n_man341 4 года назад +906

    “I play the cowbell”
    Pewdiepie: “WHAT IS A KELBOW”

    • @avyas3007
      @avyas3007 4 года назад +12

      MORE COWBELL!

    • @natethebluesman
      @natethebluesman 4 года назад +2

      @@avyas3007 I got a fever

    • @MrFram
      @MrFram 4 года назад +8

      As a non-native English speaker I also have wondered, wot es kielbouwle

    • @prideofmanny2981
      @prideofmanny2981 4 года назад +1

      Anny I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ no fec off

    • @hvlix3417
      @hvlix3417 4 года назад

      Bruh

  • @chipfigs3857
    @chipfigs3857 4 года назад +4057

    The annoying guy would kiss Erin and she go “UH THATS NOT VEGAN”

  • @lightningthunder5260
    @lightningthunder5260 2 года назад +1

    I love ur vids you’re making me laugh so hard

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 3 года назад +7

    Felix: The blaster also works with a PC!
    me: _casually attaches monitor on the arcade blaster_

  • @oliviavsosa
    @oliviavsosa 4 года назад +417

    Pewds: i dont like wahmen who are social media influencers
    Marzia: 👁👄👁

  • @tobyech9746
    @tobyech9746 4 года назад +1616

    Girl: "I once joined a cult"
    Pewds: "What? So we're just going to ignore that?!?"
    Pewds from the past: COUNCIL OF WATER SHEEP

  • @rameshraja4306
    @rameshraja4306 2 года назад

    15:23 That laugh had me cryin for like 15 mins.

  • @fadedcametowasted9647
    @fadedcametowasted9647 3 года назад

    off the top of my head its so easy to make "funny" "jokes" that fit the circumstances
    I play the piano: response: "I dont play nothing girl im serious" maybe with some words changed out but the same message
    followed by a big smile

  • @RamenNamen991
    @RamenNamen991 3 года назад +1188

    Tbh I thought the blond girl was annoying and then the long haired guy came in and I was like...you know she ain't that bad

    • @mahir6838
      @mahir6838 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @FoxyFoxlyn
      @FoxyFoxlyn 3 года назад +24

      He was so boring.

    • @power6215
      @power6215 3 года назад +42

      @@FoxyFoxlyn his voice pissed me off lmao

    • @power6215
      @power6215 3 года назад +25

      like imagine having an argument with him :

    • @jjoosshhb2193
      @jjoosshhb2193 3 года назад

      when your 14 all you notice is that she's fit

  • @pernicious7768
    @pernicious7768 4 года назад +1311

    Felix: “I don’t know my wife’s favorite body of water!”
    *unfolds phone*

  • @michaelh7490
    @michaelh7490 3 года назад +24

    When she asked him about his favorite body of water he should have said her body. We made of water and they missed that opening

  • @dirtybanjo0014
    @dirtybanjo0014 2 года назад

    I actually watched the Ad. Nice.

  • @dannyboyo4412
    @dannyboyo4412 4 года назад +2886

    Amber: worst thing a guy can have on his profile picture is him with a fish
    Also Amber: i cOlLeCt PrEsSeD pEnNiEs

    • @krishsharma3501
      @krishsharma3501 4 года назад +128

      I thought you said pressed penis’s😂😂

    • @uriahnewtton7312
      @uriahnewtton7312 4 года назад +36

      @@krishsharma3501 I'm happy you had the guts to say it for me 😂

    • @theslashpotato2321
      @theslashpotato2321 4 года назад +7

      @@krishsharma3501 You're still on the safe side, I thought it said penises..

    • @wildgirl4113293
      @wildgirl4113293 4 года назад +12

      At least it’s more interesting than a fish.

    • @anthonyandrade5071
      @anthonyandrade5071 4 года назад +41

      @@wildgirl4113293 fishes that can feed an entire family vs some basic white girl hobby of collecting pennies but pressed. Lol okay

  • @dickymcksqueeze
    @dickymcksqueeze 4 года назад +823

    Felix:”15 men compete for 5 women says a lot about our society”
    Me:”simp battle royal”

    • @thislayk2728
      @thislayk2728 4 года назад +24

      *[Simp battle cry noises]*

    • @defacedmanga5262
      @defacedmanga5262 4 года назад +7

      All right Simps where we dropping?

    • @DeluxeDL
      @DeluxeDL 4 года назад +4

      Hold up simps my batteries died.

    • @SaneInsaneSanity
      @SaneInsaneSanity 4 года назад +2

      more like 100 men for every 1 woman irl

  • @klaasdepaashaasmrhaas
    @klaasdepaashaasmrhaas Год назад +2

    The uninterested guy should have said: "Finally" and walked away

  • @sethrutman37
    @sethrutman37 3 года назад

    My favorite part of the video is just watching edgar chill in his lap

  • @mmathulosejake
    @mmathulosejake 4 года назад +1842

    "Favourite number" is the dumbest thing I've ever heard I my life

    • @sabrinamarie9488
      @sabrinamarie9488 4 года назад +121

      Tbh I'd say favorite body of water takes the cake

    • @davidsojos8608
      @davidsojos8608 4 года назад +57

      Its pretty fucking obvious 69

    • @arnekrug939
      @arnekrug939 4 года назад +14

      @@sabrinamarie9488 I don't think that's nessecarily that stupid when you grow up/live in the vicinity of several bodies of water.
      I for example live near two seas and several rivers so it's not that weird of a question for local people.

    • @notsuperhumain
      @notsuperhumain 4 года назад

      @@arnekrug939 me too and I know all of them. I live in Morocco. If my bf started talking to me by bringing them up when we first met, I would have never kissed him in the kitchen after talking about video games and anime all day after a party and feeding the people with a hangover. The cutest thing was when they all were so happy for us and still supported us after two years♡ I hope everyone finds someone who s as nice and accepting.
      So no. Why would you talk about waters?

    • @arnekrug939
      @arnekrug939 4 года назад +9

      @@notsuperhumain I propably wouldn't bring it up in a random conversation but if I was at the harbour or at a lake then maybe.
      As someone who is arround water more often than my countrymen to the South it sounds more natural to me than asking about favourite numbers, however I do agree that it's not the best way to start a conversation.
      Also cheers to you both.

  • @kermitzefrog7070
    @kermitzefrog7070 4 года назад +1437

    “I don’t like social media influencers” - Social media influencer

    • @JonMinaj
      @JonMinaj 4 года назад +3

      Dan Sullivan no

    • @anthonycervantes5683
      @anthonycervantes5683 4 года назад +29

      Congrats, you got the joke

    • @lemonicoo
      @lemonicoo 4 года назад +32

      @@anthonycervantes5683 shut up anthony

    • @budthecyborg4575
      @budthecyborg4575 4 года назад +18

      @@anthonycervantes5683 But pewds never wanted that title, he never worked for it as a goal, and as far as I can tell he does his best to avoid influencing people (except for the book reviews, those are probably intended to influence people).

    • @alterpathmusic
      @alterpathmusic 4 года назад +3

      Kermit Ze Frog anyone that calls themselves a "social media influencer" is NOT a social media influencer