The Gift Basket | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • @megalo_done7832
    @megalo_done7832 3 года назад +9811

    "This f*****g bastard is eating my chicken!" The best line I've heard.

  • @botheinfamous
    @botheinfamous 3 года назад +15850

    "No one smells chicken and thinks of racism."
    Wise words.

  • @matchsticknik652
    @matchsticknik652 Год назад +2794

    I love that he wasn't mad about the joke he was mad that the big man stole his chicken

    • @Light_MCC
      @Light_MCC Год назад +10

      Man That True

    • @blackknight9156
      @blackknight9156 Год назад +80

      You can take a joke, but you cannot take *back* an already eaten chicken.

    • @mileskintnermusic7349
      @mileskintnermusic7349 Год назад +37

      I sympathuze. Prank me all you want, but don't come between me and food.

    • @skittlebag9948
      @skittlebag9948 Год назад +11

      if man hungry he hungry

    • @wilsonweiseng6485
      @wilsonweiseng6485 6 месяцев назад +2

      yeah he was afraid for his life, but in at the end of the day, he got free lunch

  • @jpeg4tw
    @jpeg4tw 2 года назад +2313

    The fact that the workers helped makes it 10x funnier😂😂

    • @cooperminion825
      @cooperminion825 Год назад +69

      The fact that several of the workers were black makes it 100x funnier 🤣🤣🤣

    • @themug406
      @themug406 5 месяцев назад

      Cringe

    • @braydentaylor4639
      @braydentaylor4639 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@themug406Hater

    • @LeviGarrettMonroe
      @LeviGarrettMonroe 3 месяца назад

      “Skaters come first, haters come next.” - Levi Garrett Monroe

  • @zhiracs
    @zhiracs 3 года назад +11888

    Fluffy: "Martin and I..."
    Everyone: *grabs popcorn and leans in with anticipation*

    • @BeLoyal1996
      @BeLoyal1996 3 года назад +211

      "All the good ones start like that, Martin and I" Gabriel Iglesias. That is so true, I love Fluffy

    • @chrisbriggs5208
      @chrisbriggs5208 3 года назад +104

      when i hear "martin and i" its like hearing my mate say the other night when i was drunk, followed by a amazing story.

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 3 года назад +2

      @@BeLoyal1996 Señor Leche! #15. Magic Milk! ruclips.net/video/pMoayg53bsU/видео.html

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 3 года назад

      @@chrisbriggs5208 Señor Leche! #15. Magic Milk! ruclips.net/video/pMoayg53bsU/видео.html

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 3 года назад +3

      @@billperron2 ok

  • @caydenokeeffe4340
    @caydenokeeffe4340 3 года назад +4323

    Fluffy eats the chicken:
    "Top 10 anime betrayals!"

  • @androidangel787
    @androidangel787 2 года назад +71

    "Kiki" hahahahaha! You can't make this up. His sassy black girl voice is priceless.

  • @gwenchase97
    @gwenchase97 8 месяцев назад +49

    "Every time it goes Martin and I you know it's about to get good" indeed truer worda have never been spoken.

  • @imtoooldforthisstuff
    @imtoooldforthisstuff 3 года назад +9847

    He went to the Ventura Market just east of downtown, I used to know one of the clerks that verified the story is 100% true.

    • @RoxieMarquez_marroxeli
      @RoxieMarquez_marroxeli 3 года назад +493

      I figured that much when I first heard the story, that market never changes.

    • @bs-py7ru
      @bs-py7ru 3 года назад +453

      "I gotta be honest i though it was lunch" "youall still going to hell" i cant breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 3 года назад +53

      @@bs-py7ru this comment is literally right below you

    • @beedle5342
      @beedle5342 3 года назад +19

      @@piyo744 No way

    • @dsl32
      @dsl32 3 года назад +3

      That is awesome

  • @CallmeAjTM
    @CallmeAjTM 3 года назад +3650

    “You need Jesus that’s what chu need”😭😭😭

  • @kelkabot
    @kelkabot 7 месяцев назад +35

    The most awesome thing about this is that you can feel the love and friendship between those guys on stage.

  • @nykyrian8278
    @nykyrian8278 Год назад +157

    The worst part of this entire thing was that the man didn't even get his chicken, the 40 or the watermelon after suffering a panic attack xD

    • @wowfood7105
      @wowfood7105 Год назад +5

      At least he had the Newport's to help him calm down.

    • @user-xv2wt8kg4i
      @user-xv2wt8kg4i 4 месяца назад

      lol bro

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 17 дней назад

      At least he still had his corn bread

  • @einsteinonblitz2345
    @einsteinonblitz2345 3 года назад +3656

    Fluffy: "Martin and I..."
    Everyone: **grabs popcorn**
    "go ahead"

    • @soopwith2os
      @soopwith2os 3 года назад +10

      @David Wolford ok RUclips police

    • @az6604
      @az6604 3 года назад +3

      whats the ghosts with sheets joke? can someone explain?? sorry, im dumb. and also, im not from the same continent.

    • @soopwith2os
      @soopwith2os 3 года назад +1

      @@az6604 I don’t know either lol

    • @zenstatic4618
      @zenstatic4618 2 года назад

      @@az6604 KKK, ku klux clan, google it

    • @enter-username5040
      @enter-username5040 2 года назад

      @@az6604 it’s a KKK joke

  • @vanamutt43
    @vanamutt43 3 года назад +5670

    His accents are just out of this world, they make his bit sooo much better.

    • @donsorenoelchapogringo1182
      @donsorenoelchapogringo1182 3 года назад +25

      I'd say the only one who is on pare would be Trevor Noah.

    • @someone2506
      @someone2506 2 года назад +29

      @@donsorenoelchapogringo1182 was*
      He left comedy and became a sock-puppet for the white sjw elitists. Willfully oppressed against oppression.. Sad, he was good.

    • @matthewferrantino9521
      @matthewferrantino9521 2 года назад +18

      not gonna lie my favorite accent he does is ''car door'' XD

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 2 года назад +1

      i don't know how he makes the sounds well

    • @sSsaayeemMm
      @sSsaayeemMm 2 года назад

      Thats the bit

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988. Год назад +524

    this is still incredibly funny and a reminder of what you can get away with when you are great friends with somebody.

    • @Nhatanh0475
      @Nhatanh0475 Год назад +3

      True because deep down despite those act, we still very much love each other companion.

    • @shubhamtripathi9020
      @shubhamtripathi9020 Год назад

      @@Nhatanh0475 said it all.

    • @luminouswolf7117
      @luminouswolf7117 10 месяцев назад +4

      There’s nothing to get away with if the intention was from a pure place
      That’s what real friends are, how they treat each-other
      And of course
      Fluffy isn’t a cruel person
      He has a sense of humor
      Some lack one

    • @luminouswolf7117
      @luminouswolf7117 10 месяцев назад

      Proof to the point
      People helping him make it
      Had a sense of humor

  • @mr_indie_fan
    @mr_indie_fan Год назад +17

    "After this your never gonna forget it" im stilling coming back to this because i can't forget it!

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 3 года назад +1424

    "I'll give you fifty bucks"
    Lady : We were enemies, but now we're friends

  • @sohampalekar4197
    @sohampalekar4197 4 года назад +5533

    Martin is like that one friend we all have who is a real bad influence on us.

    • @Freebie1975
      @Freebie1975 4 года назад +21

      Yup

    • @rochellethundercloud346
      @rochellethundercloud346 4 года назад +47

      Yep.my kind of dude.drunken,drug induced debauchery,probably ending in prison.with a few dozen baby mamas,a slew of std and sti,but,dammit,that was one hell of a party

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад +2

      Soham Palekar ruclips.net/video/VEzg9Ip5L80/видео.html

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад +2

      Soham Palekar ruclips.net/video/Oj3RTb3KHnc/видео.html

    • @mestros5969
      @mestros5969 4 года назад +45

      I am the Martin to my friends

  • @euromayan
    @euromayan 5 месяцев назад +19

    The spanish speaking housekeeper talking to them is also funny, her reaction at the room door is great

  • @brunobarroso7330
    @brunobarroso7330 Год назад +204

    It's incredible how he makes us laugh with stuff that actually happens to him

  • @hephsmith3738
    @hephsmith3738 4 года назад +3243

    The conviction in G's voice when he accused Fluffy of eating his chicken was the perfect punchline!

    • @cedricast_8661
      @cedricast_8661 3 года назад +86

      You can hear the heartbroken man's anger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fadumoali3754
      @fadumoali3754 3 года назад +5

      Cedricast _ v

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 3 года назад +29

      You don't steal a black man's chicken

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 3 года назад +32

      @@savage4749 I'm white as hell, I will fight a motherfucker over good fried chicken.

    • @Apollo5752353
      @Apollo5752353 3 года назад +21

      @@rollingthunder1043 dude fried chicken is my kryptonite. Especially Chick-Fil-A’s fried chicken

  • @brianlee84yearsago68
    @brianlee84yearsago68 4 года назад +2136

    “I’ll give you 50 bucks.”
    “Where that MOFO at!?”
    XD

  • @timerchOfficialyt
    @timerchOfficialyt Год назад +23

    6:05 ALRIGHT, someone tell me how the heck he does that. It's perfect.

  • @billyyank5807
    @billyyank5807 Год назад +91

    Seriously, his impressions of all people is like spot on. I absolutely die laughing over that stuff.

  • @dominiquecampbell6651
    @dominiquecampbell6651 4 года назад +10715

    “Nobody smells chicken and thinks of racism”
    Yeah, Fluffy definitely changed that for me😂😂😂😂

    • @pheonixshadowplayz4376
      @pheonixshadowplayz4376 4 года назад +82

      Only true fans will know this was reuploaded!

    • @lionelcuan
      @lionelcuan 4 года назад +12

      Ya man i won't smell chicken & think racism 😆

    • @jbee02
      @jbee02 4 года назад +22

      Half will think racism and the others will think LEEEEROOOY JENKINS!!!

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад

      jbee02 ruclips.net/video/iro2caqLoRk/видео.html

    • @michaelcastro2209
      @michaelcastro2209 4 года назад +2

      Pheonix Shadow Playz Yup

  • @alexkeating4238
    @alexkeating4238 4 года назад +12607

    *I'm literally obsessed over his black woman voice😂😂😂, it's too good*

    • @Washingtub-senpai
      @Washingtub-senpai 4 года назад +261

      When I hear that voice, I think of a AA tall, chesty, sexy woman.
      I need therapy 😑😑😑

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 года назад +15

      Leche! Caballo & Señor Leche #7. (Milk for Life). ruclips.net/video/BWZSH4R93Ls/видео.html

    • @ManuelMartinez-ze9bm
      @ManuelMartinez-ze9bm 4 года назад +78

      The best comidian ever🤣😂😂🤣

    • @tinymez1345
      @tinymez1345 4 года назад +31

      Honestly😂😂

    • @nein3533
      @nein3533 4 года назад +49

      @@Washingtub-senpai we all need therapy don't worry 😂😂

  • @PreserveConstitution
    @PreserveConstitution Год назад +106

    Those two are gifted comedians. We are truely blessed to be able to enjoy them.

  • @colindemar8322
    @colindemar8322 Год назад +42

    This is my favorite Gabriel Iglesias comedy scene. I also love the sound effects he makes. He is the true definition of comedy gold!

  • @am4s339
    @am4s339 4 года назад +3993

    THE MAID WAS LEAVING WITH THE WATERMELON. MARTINE WAS DRINKING MY 40. AND HE WAS EATING MY CHICKEN. I was dying

    • @jagrila
      @jagrila 4 года назад +37

      What is 40?? Sm kind of drink.?? I dont know at all..

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 4 года назад +12

      😂

    • @JOMNIplays
      @JOMNIplays 4 года назад +7

      Stranger yea it is

    • @jagrila
      @jagrila 4 года назад +3

      @@JOMNIplays ok thanks..

    • @dontbskurd
      @dontbskurd 3 года назад +46

      @stranger. A 40 means 40 ounce of malt liquor of the drinkers choice. One 40 ounce will get u pretty tipsy

  • @DoeADeer88
    @DoeADeer88 3 года назад +3564

    The story always cracks me up, but watching Gabriel's reactions while G tells his side is doubly hilarious!

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 года назад +15

      I know right?

    • @marciaspiegel5280
      @marciaspiegel5280 Год назад +19

      Only the best of friends do this.

    • @bucketfan4life
      @bucketfan4life Год назад +41

      and that moment where gabe had to walk off stage to collect himself, that's how you know how close they are and how much they love one another's work.

    • @DoeADeer88
      @DoeADeer88 Год назад +2

      @@bucketfan4life absolutely!

    • @maiqtyson3278
      @maiqtyson3278 3 месяца назад

      ​@bucketfan4life G: "cuz this was about 60 pounds ago right?"
      Fluffy: 👁👄👁

  • @erincote3702
    @erincote3702 Год назад +47

    He's so intelligent. His mind moves so quickly, he's fascinating to watch.

  • @mansfieldtime
    @mansfieldtime Год назад +7

    that is Amazing... I love both sides of that story.

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 3 года назад +6195

    I'm obsessed over his black woman voice😂😂😂, it's too good

    • @forresthoneycutt8218
      @forresthoneycutt8218 3 года назад +15

      Wassup

    • @forresthoneycutt8218
      @forresthoneycutt8218 3 года назад +58

      I love how you copied this from the top comment and ur verified lol

    • @vanillaplays6571
      @vanillaplays6571 3 года назад +12

      Forrest Honeycutt yep

    • @justmingaile625
      @justmingaile625 3 года назад +3

      OMG you’re here too. Why are you in almost every single video?

    • @suitguy969
      @suitguy969 3 года назад +22

      God, he's one of those youtubers that does shitty pranks and sticks a dozen arrows in the thumbnail to get attention. Yo, do everyone a favor, Key, and get off this site.

  • @jackquinn7446
    @jackquinn7446 2 года назад +60

    I love how he delicately explains the whole point of the gift basket

  • @shogun8376
    @shogun8376 Год назад +22

    Love this guy. His pronunciation of "Martin" is so adorable, the car door and tire screeches.... But above all, his impeccable delivery. Gabriel is one of the greats, right up there with the late George Carlin.

  • @littlemissunoriginal4337
    @littlemissunoriginal4337 3 года назад +815

    Fluffy: "this story is called, The Gift Basket"
    One dude in the audience: "YEAHH!!"

  • @cadenkeller443
    @cadenkeller443 4 года назад +2694

    Lady: “Y’all still goin’ to Hell!”
    Everyone, including me: 🤣🤣🤣🐏

  • @wrightsimpson8671
    @wrightsimpson8671 2 года назад +7

    I hope our “FLUFFY” Mr. Iglesias runs for President before he gets too wealthy. Well traveled, spreading hope, sharing laughter. This is what our World needs more than ever.
    President might be beneath him.
    What am I saying ?
    The Fluff would be giving it proudly to those he felt were in need. Just a personal feeling. You go Mister.

  • @MatteoGariglio
    @MatteoGariglio 2 года назад +26

    "Oh my loooord... give me the strength" HEHEHEHEHE 6:10

  • @bobbyburgess758
    @bobbyburgess758 4 года назад +847

    "You need Jesus, that's what you need"
    I'm gonna repeat that all day

    • @farakhhanif
      @farakhhanif 4 года назад +3

      Bobby Burgess That line made me instantly think of Bad Boys 2.

    • @tibaazher2792
      @tibaazher2792 4 года назад

      @@farakhhanif hahahah yeah me too

    • @rosemorris7912
      @rosemorris7912 4 года назад +2

      That's what the Netflix social media person said on Twitter when fans were tweeting about how hot they thought the new LOST IN SPACE robot was--"Y'all need Jesus."

    • @MegaGermanShepherds
      @MegaGermanShepherds 4 года назад

      That made me think of this one guy at my college who wears a sweatshirt with the words “Y’all Need Jesus”. Makes me laugh all the time!

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 3 года назад +1

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

  • @richardbozsik9662
    @richardbozsik9662 3 года назад +532

    "Oh my God, there's got to be about five or six of them out there."-->Died

    • @leebowen67
      @leebowen67 3 года назад +22

      7 years payback in one line

  • @szymondybowski7868
    @szymondybowski7868 Год назад +34

    His special sound effects are amazing :)

  • @inbredbanana8156
    @inbredbanana8156 Год назад +3

    His impression of a sassy black woman is impeccable.

  • @Palthura
    @Palthura 3 года назад +760

    Saw him tell this joke IN FRESNO and the crowd went absolutely bananas. To this day one of the funniest bits I’ve ever seen 😂

    • @pramathnathbehera2583
      @pramathnathbehera2583 Год назад +9

      Can you tell me what is the meaning of "wlcm to the chamber of commerce"?

    • @TankAndKingsman
      @TankAndKingsman Год назад

      @@pramathnathbehera2583 the CoC is kinda like the KKK (i think so), they want to end all black people

    • @rockerseven
      @rockerseven Год назад +21

      @Pramathnath Behera a Chamber of Commerce is basically an organization made of up businesses and organizations in a town or city that try and help promote the city and help each other out to better the community.

  • @darkwinter8
    @darkwinter8 4 года назад +794

    I never get tired of this story and his impressions of black women.

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 3 года назад

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

    • @willypeeters6136
      @willypeeters6136 3 года назад

      Spot on indeed....you can picture her moving her head from side to side...uh oh...nah aah...

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 3 года назад

      @Cersei Lannister Matter of life and death.

    • @SageGypsy
      @SageGypsy 3 года назад

      @@freeeagle6074 What does CCP mean? Because of my hatred for censorship I posted on my Facebook links to the videos that declared hydroxychloroquine was a possible tool against covid-19 along with supportive statements from medical journals. The majority of the commenters said I was wrong and reminded me that social media banned those videos. (eventually I'm going to research your comment and post it with supporting research on my social media pages)

  • @gland1830
    @gland1830 Год назад +28

    This story never gets old no matter how many times I see it, and this time is about the twentieth. "Marteen and I..." I'm already laughin.

  • @staticbuilds7613
    @staticbuilds7613 2 года назад +11

    12:11 is when I lost it, the tears, my lungs.

  • @Lalo_thr
    @Lalo_thr 3 года назад +557

    "Look here nAcHo LiBrE" underrated line

    • @bobbieblwcstoutxkeb6570
      @bobbieblwcstoutxkeb6570 3 года назад +5

      Fluffy: "Martin and I..."
      Everyone: grabs popcorn and leans in with anticipation

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 3 года назад +4

      @@bobbieblwcstoutxkeb6570 how original

    • @lilypolak
      @lilypolak 3 года назад

      @@oksomynameisjeff4212 no need to be an ass man

  • @merfyn4838
    @merfyn4838 3 года назад +742

    "I gotta be honest i though it was lunch" "youall still going to hell" i cant breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @asoberprep
      @asoberprep 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @nerdknight111
      @nerdknight111 3 года назад +2

      *AND THIS BASTARD WAS EATING MY CHICKEN!!!!!!!*

    • @rosaryvsbanpaia
      @rosaryvsbanpaia 3 года назад +2

      Can anyone explain why is it racist ???
      I'm no American

    • @yourcollegedebt8384
      @yourcollegedebt8384 3 года назад +2

      @@rosaryvsbanpaia
      Basically, the items Fluffy chose for the gift basket followed a stereotype of food and drinks that black people love, and the Halloween card they included, with the sheet ghosts on it, was meant to represent the Ku Klux Klan.
      The Ku Klux Klan, by the way, represents an organization of racist white men and women that dressed in white sheets to hide their identities as they kidnapped, tortured, and murdered men and women of color.
      The joke is that it actually wasn't the KKK, but these two friends of G Reilly.

    • @rosaryvsbanpaia
      @rosaryvsbanpaia 3 года назад +2

      @@yourcollegedebt8384 thanks Arthur, ya it took me sometime to get the joke.
      I actually find it considerate if people give me a gift basket with the foods I like. Not the one that Fluffy received from his fans (with the immigration letter), that will be racist.
      Thanks for the info though.
      Stay safe.

  • @keithfritz1990
    @keithfritz1990 3 месяца назад +3

    I have been following him since he first time was on television. I can't believe that he is so funny and yet so clean. His show would definitely be able to take your whole family and friends to it and don't have to worry about making anyone angry no matter what race and or religion you are.

  • @Kaffemarcus
    @Kaffemarcus 3 года назад +1599

    "You need Jesus, that's what you need!" Sorry, they did'nt sell him at the store.

    • @slayeromair
      @slayeromair 3 года назад +8

      XD

    • @connorhilchie2779
      @connorhilchie2779 3 года назад +17

      @@slayeromair Buys a picture of Jesus

    • @slayeromair
      @slayeromair 3 года назад +2

      @@connorhilchie2779 lol

    • @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l
      @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l 3 года назад +12

      Hol up - we talking White Jesus or Black Jesus - because if there was a Black Jesus in that store we couldn't find him. But if we talking White Jesus he kept coming up to us saying he was just as cool.

    • @birklindgren5903
      @birklindgren5903 2 года назад

      Actually this was really good

  • @kenarts11
    @kenarts11 4 года назад +669

    “Nobody smells chicken and thinks of racism”. 😂😂😂

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад +1

      Kenneth Namalomba ruclips.net/video/VEzg9Ip5L80/видео.html

    • @benkayvfalsifier3817
      @benkayvfalsifier3817 3 года назад +2

      @MsUn PC You're definitely from the South of the US of A. ME TOO :)

    • @cristinabeatty7850
      @cristinabeatty7850 3 года назад +2

      Love, Love, Love.... U Flufffy !!!!!!

    • @cristinabeatty7850
      @cristinabeatty7850 3 года назад +1

      Keep it going. You keep me laughing every day... I need u in my life, I am in so much pain every day, you make me feel better

    • @bonniesitessolutions7728
      @bonniesitessolutions7728 3 года назад

      @Miss Un-PC There was a rack of ribs too!

  • @hirakpatel4708
    @hirakpatel4708 Год назад +9

    Holy cow, his black accent is so accurate 5:26 😂😂

  • @Samantha_8392
    @Samantha_8392 Год назад +40

    Ik this sounds stupid but this man saved me
    I was going through a rough time, family was shit, mental state is shit, just got cheated on, and those things don’t mix well with schizophrenia either. When he does all thoughts joke make me so happy and just make me forget of all the fucked up stuff that my life is going through. When fluffy gets up on that stage and just stands there and tells jokes, I could listen to his jokes all day. I love the racist gift basket joke it’s so funny, especially the front desk part. Its so funny love ya fluffy

    • @Willowposting
      @Willowposting 5 месяцев назад +1

      Hope you're doing better today, friend.

    • @Samantha_8392
      @Samantha_8392 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Willowposting I am doing much better now. 😊
      Thank u

  • @yeetboy8671
    @yeetboy8671 3 года назад +812

    "And this f*cking bastard is EATING MY CHICKEN!"
    **Uncontrollable laughter**

    • @Reason4234
      @Reason4234 3 года назад +19

      He left him alone with the chicken? Is he insane?

    • @angeldust9222
      @angeldust9222 2 года назад

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ivanbutler6677
      @ivanbutler6677 2 года назад +2

      @@kikitama_guchi I thought I was going to die throughout the whole bit!

    • @cindyonurrooftop
      @cindyonurrooftop 2 года назад +2

      He had a ton of good quick soft punchline jokes in his whole set and then he hit us with the biggest heavy hitting punchline ever! Amazing 🦋!

  • @mongrel_97
    @mongrel_97 4 года назад +286

    i love when two comedians genuinely crack up at eachother's jokes. so funny

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад

      DIOS MIO ruclips.net/video/VEzg9Ip5L80/видео.html

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 Год назад +4

    "Some of you know it, some of you don't know it, but after this, you're never gonna forget it"
    So true. I've seen this several times, and I just came back to watch it again because something reminded me of it

  • @Videographer1234567
    @Videographer1234567 2 года назад +54

    I was laughing so loud my landlord cam down to ask me if everything was OK. I said to him with tears in my eyes, yes it was till G. Reilly got on stage.
    Thank you for sharing from Vancouver Island Canada.

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus 4 года назад +469

    You know you have a true friend where you can actually do this and remain friends and laugh with as a joke.
    And the fact he didnt even thought it was racist at first.

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 3 года назад +11

      It IS a weird thing to consider, that something which is presented as a gift to welcome you, could be racist. Don't we enjoy shopping for someone's present and then find the perfect thing for that person? Don't we put in extra effort to make the gift really fit their taste? This gift basket was a well-thought action of pleasing someone. That certain cultures enjoy certain foods/beverages more then others, is normal. To consider their preferences is kind. But to add a card of their worst enemy indeed makes it a dire threat.

    • @michaelarzate8728
      @michaelarzate8728 3 года назад +16

      when he said ''AND THIS BASTARD WAS EATING MY CHICKEN'' I lost it dood I was dying

    • @donsorenoelchapogringo1182
      @donsorenoelchapogringo1182 3 года назад +2

      ​@@gardenjoy5223 I just wanna add this wouldn't even seem racist, everyone eats chicken, well I don't anymore, everyone likes alcoholic beverages ... if they didn't present it this way I wouldn't have a clue what this has to do with racism.

    • @spikerefall2015
      @spikerefall2015 3 года назад +2

      That fact that u point that out is halarious Bc it wasn’t racist “it was lunch”

  • @iron_rain_band
    @iron_rain_band 3 года назад +420

    Gabriel has a way of bringing us all together, not to laugh at each other but to laugh together and that's what we need more of

  • @Kingdom_of_Vinumia
    @Kingdom_of_Vinumia 2 года назад +162

    5:27 to 6:40 Man I was dying! I couldn't breathe, my face was turning red! I was drinking and I was laughing so hard for so long that it started coming out of my nose!!! I had to pause the video so I couldn't die from lack of air!!! Man this was a great video, what a great comedian I love this man's jokes!

    • @eshvarramanadhan7575
      @eshvarramanadhan7575 2 года назад +2

      Ik right lmao

    • @YG-wn7rk
      @YG-wn7rk 2 года назад +4

      I've listened to this part of the video probably 20 times now...
      The way he is able to copy other voices...

    • @shaneclarke7531
      @shaneclarke7531 Год назад

      Seeedsres4a4easeae4waw4aw4

  • @limitlessluckyangel1773
    @limitlessluckyangel1773 2 года назад +4

    House keeping lady: “What's going on there that you're doing, boy? what's going on chubby, what are you doing?!” I’m still crying

  • @Rabidchu
    @Rabidchu 3 года назад +399

    Now I want to hear the cleaning lady's side of the story.

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 года назад +14

      Lol me too

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 Год назад +13

      She got 50$ and a free watermelon.

    • @meechmushrooms
      @meechmushrooms Год назад +4

      "Que esta pasando allá que andan haciendo ustedes muchacho! Que esta pasando gordito, que andas haciendo!"

    • @richardperaza5083
      @richardperaza5083 Год назад +1

      @@nuclearbomb9483 no the receptionist got the 50 the maid took the watermelon

  • @Scottsgamerlounge
    @Scottsgamerlounge 4 года назад +865

    THIS FLUFFY BASTARD WAS EATING MY CHICKEN!!!

    • @ARTSONICFAN990
      @ARTSONICFAN990 4 года назад +26

      13:40 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      AND THIS *BEEP* BASTARD IS EATING MY CHICKEN!
      I'm out of here.

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 года назад +2

      @@ARTSONICFAN990 HaHaHaHa Milk for everybody!!!!!!!!! ruclips.net/video/R32DXz-6sJs/видео.html

    • @DosagePosage
      @DosagePosage 4 года назад +10

      Did he say fluffy bastard or fucking bastard? I always thought he said fluffy bastard 😂

    • @isabeldiaz6467
      @isabeldiaz6467 4 года назад +9

      Y'all its fucking bastard hahaha

    • @raesunshine2577
      @raesunshine2577 4 года назад +2

      😂😅😂😅😂😅

  • @billyyank5807
    @billyyank5807 Год назад +10

    5:52 dude hahaha hahahahaha he even had the walk down to a t. 😄 🤣 😂 🤣🤣

  • @NeonfxGraphics
    @NeonfxGraphics 2 года назад +52

    This never gets old xD I'm on my third watch and I still laugh my ass of

  • @daviddunseith1235
    @daviddunseith1235 3 года назад +330

    "Nobody smells chicken and thinks of racism"
    The first time that scentence has ever been said

  • @diegosabio1422
    @diegosabio1422 4 года назад +2160

    *takes out "racist" so it's not flagged for the 4(?)th time.

    • @jlt11422
      @jlt11422 4 года назад +148

      Diego Sabio because unfortunately theres ppl that get offended by everything and cant take the fact that its a joke

    • @AndrewSmoot
      @AndrewSmoot 4 года назад +13

      Well, I mean, the first time he says the title of the story, he calls it "The Gift Basket;" he doesn't start using "racist" until he's describing what he wants to put into the basket to Martin.

    • @EJ_Tech
      @EJ_Tech 4 года назад +23

      @@jlt11422 It's the almighty RUclips algorithm

    • @Rosales3269
      @Rosales3269 4 года назад +29

      Fuck RUclips.

    • @Xaviergonzalez85
      @Xaviergonzalez85 4 года назад +10

      @@EJ_Tech that black girl accent though......perfect

  • @Elris4
    @Elris4 2 года назад +2

    This is my new favorite Fluffy clip.

  • @shadow_crne1030
    @shadow_crne1030 2 года назад +9

    1:47 LOL amazing sounds effects

  • @thischannelisabandoneditwa8994
    @thischannelisabandoneditwa8994 3 года назад +1325

    This guy could totally be a voice actor

    • @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd
      @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd 3 года назад +54

      He is! :D we worked with disney and nickelodeon

    • @kellyloves5324
      @kellyloves5324 3 года назад +8

      @@KAMIKAZE-dk8xd would he play?

    • @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd
      @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd 3 года назад +25

      @@kellyloves5324 yea, he did planes, Ferdinand and i think the nutjob aswell. He has this killer bit about working as a voice actor i think its here on RUclips called working for disney.

    • @sleepyboi1732
      @sleepyboi1732 3 года назад +1

      He is.

    • @sandips5120
      @sandips5120 3 года назад +3

      “Nobody smells chicken and thinks of racism”
      Yeah, Fluffy definitely changed that for me😂😂😂😂

  • @sofiasaldana3473
    @sofiasaldana3473 Год назад +3

    I love how his voices are perfect for every character

  • @jona9456
    @jona9456 9 месяцев назад +5

    Love this story

  • @nnamrehck
    @nnamrehck 3 года назад +181

    I love Fluffy's good natured teasing about race and culture. It's good to laugh at ourselves!

  • @l-echo-l7035
    @l-echo-l7035 3 года назад +4223

    How can he have a white,black,old,young,male,female voice and theyre all so accurate
    Edit:Ok some ppl are overthinking this and saying “it’s regional accents not “white” or “black” accents” WE KNOW just stop overthinking it you know what I mean

    • @charlesshelton7989
      @charlesshelton7989 3 года назад +4

      All hail Fluffy

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 3 года назад +64

      When you’ve been a comedian since (what was it) teenage years? (I think, idk) you become that good at voices.

    • @King-or6ll
      @King-or6ll 3 года назад +9

      @Josh They actually are, I don't know what you're on.

    • @user-su6wy3bj4v
      @user-su6wy3bj4v 3 года назад +6

      You can't have a "white" or "black" voice. Those are regional accents he's doing.

    • @bensku3541
      @bensku3541 3 года назад +52

      @@user-su6wy3bj4v u know what he means.

  • @kassandralevingston9874
    @kassandralevingston9874 Год назад +63

    I know I’m late to the party but, damn! I can always use a laugh so loud my dogs look at me funny. 🤣❤❤

  • @teresabusico2683
    @teresabusico2683 Месяц назад +1

    OMG, laughing so hard I almost peed myself!!!! This is one of the best😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @somerandomkid7040
    @somerandomkid7040 3 года назад +166

    "A Cd called: Bigger and Blacker"
    I laughed so hard, i subbed.

  • @starfishcove5989
    @starfishcove5989 3 года назад +241

    I almost passed out when she said "Y'ALL ARE STILL GOING TO HELL" 🤣
    ...And after all that, Fluffy Martin, and the staff ate the food!! (For all those who've heard the 1st half before, the new ending turns everything on its head).

  • @amichaels8346
    @amichaels8346 Год назад +5

    I LOVE & APPRECIATE that he INCLUDED
    HIMSELF in the joke & that it IS a JOKE
    & that NO ONE WAS TRULY OFFENDED
    or 'TRIGGERED' & that FLUFFY is IN ON
    THE JOKE😂💙

  • @rawlivingwithdisabilities
    @rawlivingwithdisabilities 7 месяцев назад +1

    AGAIN WATCHING 😂😂 AGAIN LAUGHING 😂😂❤❤

  • @coldfusionstormgaming1808
    @coldfusionstormgaming1808 4 года назад +6599

    Man that was really horrible! can't believe he actually did that.
    EATING THE MANS DAMN CHICKEN ISN'T COOL MAN!

    • @jkm4645
      @jkm4645 4 года назад +88

      If anyone other than Fluffy did that I'd be irate.

    • @cris5817
      @cris5817 4 года назад +20

      Chil a little ok

    • @nadeenmohiar6193
      @nadeenmohiar6193 4 года назад +21

      1only slender dude it’s sarcasm

    • @theWendigo1928
      @theWendigo1928 4 года назад +39

      I was so upset for G because you can't just make a racist gift basket for a friend giving him a heart attack and fear only to just take the gift for yourself after making it for your friend. 😆 😆 😆 lmao

    • @ammonium-solar4619
      @ammonium-solar4619 4 года назад +2

      IKR!!!

  • @RonPaulOrElse
    @RonPaulOrElse 4 года назад +424

    I love the Mexican gift basket sequel to this one. I wonder if he still has that guy's lawn mower?

    • @Mike-kl3mo
      @Mike-kl3mo 4 года назад

      I haven't heard that one yet, can you link it?

    • @RonPaulOrElse
      @RonPaulOrElse 4 года назад +1

      @@Mike-kl3mo ruclips.net/video/hP2ISDmXITY/видео.html

    • @yahaya4961
      @yahaya4961 4 года назад +2

      LawLibertyCompassion Justice lmao I think it was in the netflix special

    • @RonPaulOrElse
      @RonPaulOrElse 4 года назад +1

      @@yahaya4961 Yes. I could only find a link for the first part and not the mower.

    • @RonPaulOrElse
      @RonPaulOrElse 3 года назад +1

      @MsUn PC You are right. Taco Bell isn't even Tex-Mex let alone Mex. If you want Tex-Mex, look for a Chuy's in your state. If you are in Texas, tell me the city and I'll give you some places that are amazing. I make my own queso and chips. I char the serrano, jalapeno, and habanero peppers myself. Yes, I enjoy a bit of heat. I tried Carolina Reapers before but that just made tasty pain. I love the fruity notes but after 20 minutes of searing pain, no thanks. When I say pain it's not like it's hot. It's like someone is taking a blowtorch to your tongue, for 20 minutes.

  • @Kevin-jc1fx
    @Kevin-jc1fx Год назад +6

    This is a golden piece of comedy.😂

  • @rockerseven
    @rockerseven Год назад +3

    This is definitely my favorite Fluffy story lol

  • @jarrettowens2258
    @jarrettowens2258 3 года назад +72

    “AND THIS FLUFFY BASTARD IS EATING MY CHICKEN!!!!” I was rolling on the floor laughing!

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 3 года назад +128

    "I'll give you fifty bucks"
    The Lady : Say no more~

  • @mjrdanishdestroyer01
    @mjrdanishdestroyer01 Год назад +6

    Damn fluffy can make a shadow of five is the most impressive feat I've ever heard

  • @davidshulimson9491
    @davidshulimson9491 2 года назад +5

    "We take out the grass, the eggs, the chocolate rabbits..."
    I can't believe nobody laughed! That's hysterical!

    • @Rayquez
      @Rayquez 2 года назад

      Fluffy probably ate the chocolate rabbits

    • @devonm042690
      @devonm042690 8 месяцев назад

      There was an older version of the bit that didn't have the extended ending, and in that older version, Gabriel specified when he was looking for a basket that there were easter baskets on sale.

  • @eddiehoward7002
    @eddiehoward7002 4 года назад +218

    "Y'all need Jesus!"
    "Ey Martin, get a bible!"

  • @titusd8261
    @titusd8261 3 года назад +597

    I’m here isolated, I’m COVID positive and man I am laughing so hard the virus is literally leaving my body... I can feel the sickness ejecting from laughter

    • @Precious-rm6fn
      @Precious-rm6fn 3 года назад +13

      You okay now?

    • @N8oR8er
      @N8oR8er 3 года назад +19

      Laughter is the best medicine after all

    • @cajunasian165
      @cajunasian165 3 года назад +6

      Hopefully you have recovered OP 🙏🏼.

    • @leolobi3504
      @leolobi3504 3 года назад +4

      Same here

    • @pixlyJolt
      @pixlyJolt 3 года назад +3

      They did it men. His sickness is no more

  • @blakedao4777
    @blakedao4777 Год назад +4

    The way he did all the accent so accurately made me bursting in laughs.

  • @ElfinHook7
    @ElfinHook7 Год назад +3

    He’s the only one that can make the funniest sounds😂😂

  • @Dj0rel
    @Dj0rel 3 года назад +148

    10:47 - This is the best part. The joke turned out funnier then G expected and he himself had laughed at it.😄

  • @rickjazzyroll
    @rickjazzyroll 4 года назад +821

    I know this is an old joke but I still love it

    • @djduck9276
      @djduck9276 4 года назад +17

      It's an oldie but a goodie

    • @erwanfaro5465
      @erwanfaro5465 4 года назад +8

      Good jokes are like Peter Pan : They never grows old.

    • @rickjazzyroll
      @rickjazzyroll 4 года назад +2

      @@erwanfaro5465 exactly

    • @retro2659
      @retro2659 4 года назад +2

      Meme Guns good jokes never get old

    • @Arcticina_the_ArcticFox
      @Arcticina_the_ArcticFox 4 года назад +3

      Me too no matter how many times you hear this joke it never gets old and at times get funnier then what it was the last time,

  • @Cody_theBoi2010
    @Cody_theBoi2010 Год назад +2

    "Martin and I....."
    *grabs popcorn and gets under the covers*
    "go on....."

  • @novodygiant4061
    @novodygiant4061 2 года назад +20

    Gabriel's impressions are on point everytime and are amazing lmao

  • @bobrosstheboss5001
    @bobrosstheboss5001 4 года назад +153

    Man this joke never gets old

    • @AkiraAkiyama
      @AkiraAkiyama 3 года назад

      It will. When racist doesn't exist anymore.

  • @lynette50
    @lynette50 21 день назад

    Best story telling ever. Its they way they tell em 😅

  • @relatableanimations1370
    @relatableanimations1370 2 года назад +2

    Oh my go there’s got to be 5 or 6 of them out there…😂😂😂 Best line ever