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  • @vanamutt43
    @vanamutt43 4 года назад +5902

    His accents are just out of this world, they make his bit sooo much better.

    • @donsorenoelchapogringo1182
      @donsorenoelchapogringo1182 4 года назад +28

      I'd say the only one who is on pare would be Trevor Noah.

    • @someone2506
      @someone2506 3 года назад +31

      @@donsorenoelchapogringo1182 was*
      He left comedy and became a sock-puppet for the white sjw elitists. Willfully oppressed against oppression.. Sad, he was good.

    • @matthewferrantino9521
      @matthewferrantino9521 3 года назад +19

      not gonna lie my favorite accent he does is ''car door'' XD

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 3 года назад +1

      i don't know how he makes the sounds well

    • @sSsaayeemMm
      @sSsaayeemMm 3 года назад

      Thats the bit

  • @zhiracs
    @zhiracs 4 года назад +12827

    Fluffy: "Martin and I..."
    Everyone: *grabs popcorn and leans in with anticipation*

    • @GroceryStoreStories101
      @GroceryStoreStories101 4 года назад +229

      "All the good ones start like that, Martin and I" Gabriel Iglesias. That is so true, I love Fluffy

    • @chrisbriggs5208
      @chrisbriggs5208 4 года назад +108

      when i hear "martin and i" its like hearing my mate say the other night when i was drunk, followed by a amazing story.

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 года назад +2

      @@GroceryStoreStories101 Señor Leche! #15. Magic Milk! ruclips.net/video/pMoayg53bsU/видео.html

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 года назад

      @@chrisbriggs5208 Señor Leche! #15. Magic Milk! ruclips.net/video/pMoayg53bsU/видео.html

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 4 года назад +3

      @@billperron2 ok

  • @matchsticknik652
    @matchsticknik652 2 года назад +3557

    I love that he wasn't mad about the joke he was mad that the big man stole his chicken

    • @Light_MCC
      @Light_MCC Год назад +21

      Man That True

    • @blackknight9156
      @blackknight9156 Год назад +121

      You can take a joke, but you cannot take *back* an already eaten chicken.

    • @mileskintnermusic7349
      @mileskintnermusic7349 Год назад +49

      I sympathuze. Prank me all you want, but don't come between me and food.

    • @wilsonweiseng6485
      @wilsonweiseng6485 Год назад +3

      yeah he was afraid for his life, but in at the end of the day, he got free lunch

    • @broEye1
      @broEye1 11 месяцев назад +4

      I find it kind of funny that when I look this up, I find tons of reaction vids. Most are reactions by black RUclipsrs, and apparently most of them thought that basket sounded absolutely AWESOME.

  • @jpeg4tw
    @jpeg4tw 3 года назад +2760

    The fact that the workers helped makes it 10x funnier😂😂

    • @cooperminion825
      @cooperminion825 2 года назад +84

      The fact that several of the workers were black makes it 100x funnier 🤣🤣🤣

    • @themug406
      @themug406 Год назад

      Cringe

    • @braydentaylor4639
      @braydentaylor4639 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@themug406Hater

    • @margoreid7094
      @margoreid7094 6 месяцев назад

      Gotta have kool-aid.

  • @hephsmith3738
    @hephsmith3738 4 года назад +3416

    The conviction in G's voice when he accused Fluffy of eating his chicken was the perfect punchline!

    • @cedricast_8661
      @cedricast_8661 4 года назад +89

      You can hear the heartbroken man's anger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fadumoali3754
      @fadumoali3754 4 года назад +6

      Cedricast _ v

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 4 года назад +31

      You don't steal a black man's chicken

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 4 года назад +32

      @@savage4749 I'm white as hell, I will fight a motherfucker over good fried chicken.

    • @Apollo5752353
      @Apollo5752353 4 года назад +23

      @@rollingthunder1043 dude fried chicken is my kryptonite. Especially Chick-Fil-A’s fried chicken

  • @megalo_done7832
    @megalo_done7832 3 года назад +10505

    "This f*****g bastard is eating my chicken!" The best line I've heard.

  • @botheinfamous
    @botheinfamous 4 года назад +16560

    "No one smells chicken and thinks of racism."
    Wise words.

  • @androidangel787
    @androidangel787 3 года назад +249

    "Kiki" hahahahaha! You can't make this up. His sassy black girl voice is priceless.

    • @sadgirl7321
      @sadgirl7321 4 месяца назад +2

      I love that random housekeeping lady, and I will die on that hill!

  • @sohampalekar4197
    @sohampalekar4197 4 года назад +5711

    Martin is like that one friend we all have who is a real bad influence on us.

    • @Freebie1975
      @Freebie1975 4 года назад +21

      Yup

    • @rochellethundercloud346
      @rochellethundercloud346 4 года назад +47

      Yep.my kind of dude.drunken,drug induced debauchery,probably ending in prison.with a few dozen baby mamas,a slew of std and sti,but,dammit,that was one hell of a party

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад +2

      Soham Palekar ruclips.net/video/VEzg9Ip5L80/видео.html

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад +2

      Soham Palekar ruclips.net/video/Oj3RTb3KHnc/видео.html

    • @mestros5969
      @mestros5969 4 года назад +46

      I am the Martin to my friends

  • @CallmeAjTM
    @CallmeAjTM 4 года назад +3876

    “You need Jesus that’s what chu need”😭😭😭

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 4 года назад +1726

    "I'll give you fifty bucks"
    Lady : We were enemies, but now we're friends

  • @gwenchase97
    @gwenchase97 Год назад +141

    "Every time it goes Martin and I you know it's about to get good" indeed truer worda have never been spoken.

  • @DoeADeer88
    @DoeADeer88 3 года назад +3641

    The story always cracks me up, but watching Gabriel's reactions while G tells his side is doubly hilarious!

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 3 года назад +15

      I know right?

    • @marciaspiegel5280
      @marciaspiegel5280 2 года назад +20

      Only the best of friends do this.

    • @bucketfan4life
      @bucketfan4life 2 года назад +42

      and that moment where gabe had to walk off stage to collect himself, that's how you know how close they are and how much they love one another's work.

    • @DoeADeer88
      @DoeADeer88 Год назад +2

      @@bucketfan4life absolutely!

    • @HHLucifer666
      @HHLucifer666 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@bucketfan4life G: "cuz this was about 60 pounds ago right?"
      Fluffy: 👁👄👁

  • @einsteinonblitz2345
    @einsteinonblitz2345 4 года назад +3844

    Fluffy: "Martin and I..."
    Everyone: **grabs popcorn**
    "go ahead"

    • @soopwith2os
      @soopwith2os 3 года назад +10

      @David Wolford ok RUclips police

    • @az6604
      @az6604 3 года назад +3

      whats the ghosts with sheets joke? can someone explain?? sorry, im dumb. and also, im not from the same continent.

    • @soopwith2os
      @soopwith2os 3 года назад +1

      @@az6604 I don’t know either lol

    • @zenstatic4618
      @zenstatic4618 3 года назад

      @@az6604 KKK, ku klux clan, google it

    • @enter-username5040
      @enter-username5040 3 года назад

      @@az6604 it’s a KKK joke

  • @caydenokeeffe4340
    @caydenokeeffe4340 4 года назад +4460

    Fluffy eats the chicken:
    "Top 10 anime betrayals!"

  • @kelkabot
    @kelkabot Год назад +85

    The most awesome thing about this is that you can feel the love and friendship between those guys on stage.

  • @dominiquecampbell6651
    @dominiquecampbell6651 4 года назад +10838

    “Nobody smells chicken and thinks of racism”
    Yeah, Fluffy definitely changed that for me😂😂😂😂

    • @pheonixshadowplayz4376
      @pheonixshadowplayz4376 4 года назад +84

      Only true fans will know this was reuploaded!

    • @lionelcuan
      @lionelcuan 4 года назад +13

      Ya man i won't smell chicken & think racism 😆

    • @jbee02
      @jbee02 4 года назад +23

      Half will think racism and the others will think LEEEEROOOY JENKINS!!!

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад

      jbee02 ruclips.net/video/iro2caqLoRk/видео.html

    • @michaelcastro2209
      @michaelcastro2209 4 года назад +2

      Pheonix Shadow Playz Yup

  • @imtoooldforthisstuff
    @imtoooldforthisstuff 4 года назад +10821

    He went to the Ventura Market just east of downtown, I used to know one of the clerks that verified the story is 100% true.

    • @RedQueenCreative_Roxie
      @RedQueenCreative_Roxie 4 года назад +557

      I figured that much when I first heard the story, that market never changes.

    • @bs-py7ru
      @bs-py7ru 4 года назад +497

      "I gotta be honest i though it was lunch" "youall still going to hell" i cant breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 4 года назад +58

      @@bs-py7ru this comment is literally right below you

    • @beedle5342
      @beedle5342 4 года назад +21

      @@piyo744 No way

    • @dsl32
      @dsl32 3 года назад +4

      That is awesome

  • @nykyrian8278
    @nykyrian8278 2 года назад +332

    The worst part of this entire thing was that the man didn't even get his chicken, the 40 or the watermelon after suffering a panic attack xD

    • @wowfood7105
      @wowfood7105 Год назад +12

      At least he had the Newport's to help him calm down.

    • @LavishaJain-c2i
      @LavishaJain-c2i Год назад +2

      lol bro

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 8 месяцев назад +3

      At least he still had his corn bread

    • @djfreem6881
      @djfreem6881 7 месяцев назад +2

      He could have read the Ebony at least to settle his nerves

    • @christymitchell4763
      @christymitchell4763 7 месяцев назад +3

      True, which I felt bad for him for. But he still had the ribs, chips, sunflower seeds and all other awesome stuff. And the kool aid!!

  • @brianlee84yearsago68
    @brianlee84yearsago68 4 года назад +2218

    “I’ll give you 50 bucks.”
    “Where that MOFO at!?”
    XD

  • @am4s339
    @am4s339 4 года назад +4100

    THE MAID WAS LEAVING WITH THE WATERMELON. MARTINE WAS DRINKING MY 40. AND HE WAS EATING MY CHICKEN. I was dying

    • @jagrila
      @jagrila 4 года назад +38

      What is 40?? Sm kind of drink.?? I dont know at all..

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 4 года назад +12

      😂

    • @JOMNIplays
      @JOMNIplays 4 года назад +7

      Stranger yea it is

    • @jagrila
      @jagrila 4 года назад +3

      @@JOMNIplays ok thanks..

    • @dontbskurd
      @dontbskurd 4 года назад +49

      @stranger. A 40 means 40 ounce of malt liquor of the drinkers choice. One 40 ounce will get u pretty tipsy

  • @alexkeating4238
    @alexkeating4238 4 года назад +12711

    *I'm literally obsessed over his black woman voice😂😂😂, it's too good*

    • @Washingtub-senpai
      @Washingtub-senpai 4 года назад +264

      When I hear that voice, I think of a AA tall, chesty, sexy woman.
      I need therapy 😑😑😑

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 года назад +15

      Leche! Caballo & Señor Leche #7. (Milk for Life). ruclips.net/video/BWZSH4R93Ls/видео.html

    • @ManuelMartinez-ze9bm
      @ManuelMartinez-ze9bm 4 года назад +78

      The best comidian ever🤣😂😂🤣

    • @tinymez1345
      @tinymez1345 4 года назад +31

      Honestly😂😂

    • @nein3533
      @nein3533 4 года назад +49

      @@Washingtub-senpai we all need therapy don't worry 😂😂

  • @PreserveConstitution
    @PreserveConstitution 2 года назад +129

    Those two are gifted comedians. We are truely blessed to be able to enjoy them.

  • @darkwinter8
    @darkwinter8 4 года назад +823

    I never get tired of this story and his impressions of black women.

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 4 года назад

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

    • @willypeeters6136
      @willypeeters6136 4 года назад

      Spot on indeed....you can picture her moving her head from side to side...uh oh...nah aah...

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 4 года назад

      @Cersei Lannister Matter of life and death.

    • @SageGypsy
      @SageGypsy 4 года назад

      @@freeeagle6074 What does CCP mean? Because of my hatred for censorship I posted on my Facebook links to the videos that declared hydroxychloroquine was a possible tool against covid-19 along with supportive statements from medical journals. The majority of the commenters said I was wrong and reminded me that social media banned those videos. (eventually I'm going to research your comment and post it with supporting research on my social media pages)

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 4 года назад +6209

    I'm obsessed over his black woman voice😂😂😂, it's too good

    • @forresthoneycutt8218
      @forresthoneycutt8218 4 года назад +15

      Wassup

    • @forresthoneycutt8218
      @forresthoneycutt8218 4 года назад +58

      I love how you copied this from the top comment and ur verified lol

    • @vanillaplays6571
      @vanillaplays6571 4 года назад +12

      Forrest Honeycutt yep

    • @justmingaile625
      @justmingaile625 4 года назад +3

      OMG you’re here too. Why are you in almost every single video?

    • @suitguy969
      @suitguy969 4 года назад +22

      God, he's one of those youtubers that does shitty pranks and sticks a dozen arrows in the thumbnail to get attention. Yo, do everyone a favor, Key, and get off this site.

  • @bobbyburgess758
    @bobbyburgess758 4 года назад +868

    "You need Jesus, that's what you need"
    I'm gonna repeat that all day

    • @farakhhanif
      @farakhhanif 4 года назад +3

      Bobby Burgess That line made me instantly think of Bad Boys 2.

    • @tibaazher2792
      @tibaazher2792 4 года назад

      @@farakhhanif hahahah yeah me too

    • @rosemorris7912
      @rosemorris7912 4 года назад +2

      That's what the Netflix social media person said on Twitter when fans were tweeting about how hot they thought the new LOST IN SPACE robot was--"Y'all need Jesus."

    • @MegaGermanShepherds
      @MegaGermanShepherds 4 года назад

      That made me think of this one guy at my college who wears a sweatshirt with the words “Y’all Need Jesus”. Makes me laugh all the time!

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 4 года назад +1

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

  • @brunobarroso7330
    @brunobarroso7330 2 года назад +244

    It's incredible how he makes us laugh with stuff that actually happens to him

  • @littlemissunoriginal4337
    @littlemissunoriginal4337 3 года назад +856

    Fluffy: "this story is called, The Gift Basket"
    One dude in the audience: "YEAHH!!"

  • @cadenkeller443
    @cadenkeller443 4 года назад +2722

    Lady: “Y’all still goin’ to Hell!”
    Everyone, including me: 🤣🤣🤣🐏

  • @iron_rain_band
    @iron_rain_band 4 года назад +432

    Gabriel has a way of bringing us all together, not to laugh at each other but to laugh together and that's what we need more of

  • @euromayan
    @euromayan Год назад +61

    The spanish speaking housekeeper talking to them is also funny, her reaction at the room door is great

    • @sadgirl7321
      @sadgirl7321 4 месяца назад +1

      The fact that the woman was like “I’m not doing it” but as soon as the words “$50” was mentioned in the conversation she went “I’m listening”

  • @Palthura
    @Palthura 3 года назад +785

    Saw him tell this joke IN FRESNO and the crowd went absolutely bananas. To this day one of the funniest bits I’ve ever seen 😂

    • @pramathnathbehera2583
      @pramathnathbehera2583 2 года назад +8

      Can you tell me what is the meaning of "wlcm to the chamber of commerce"?

    • @TankAndKingsman
      @TankAndKingsman 2 года назад

      @@pramathnathbehera2583 the CoC is kinda like the KKK (i think so), they want to end all black people

    • @rockerseven
      @rockerseven 2 года назад +21

      @Pramathnath Behera a Chamber of Commerce is basically an organization made of up businesses and organizations in a town or city that try and help promote the city and help each other out to better the community.

  • @merfyn4838
    @merfyn4838 4 года назад +762

    "I gotta be honest i though it was lunch" "youall still going to hell" i cant breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @asoberprep
      @asoberprep 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @nerdknight111
      @nerdknight111 4 года назад +2

      *AND THIS BASTARD WAS EATING MY CHICKEN!!!!!!!*

    • @rosaryvsbanpaia
      @rosaryvsbanpaia 4 года назад +2

      Can anyone explain why is it racist ???
      I'm no American

    • @yourcollegedebt8384
      @yourcollegedebt8384 3 года назад +2

      @@rosaryvsbanpaia
      Basically, the items Fluffy chose for the gift basket followed a stereotype of food and drinks that black people love, and the Halloween card they included, with the sheet ghosts on it, was meant to represent the Ku Klux Klan.
      The Ku Klux Klan, by the way, represents an organization of racist white men and women that dressed in white sheets to hide their identities as they kidnapped, tortured, and murdered men and women of color.
      The joke is that it actually wasn't the KKK, but these two friends of G Reilly.

    • @rosaryvsbanpaia
      @rosaryvsbanpaia 3 года назад +2

      @@yourcollegedebt8384 thanks Arthur, ya it took me sometime to get the joke.
      I actually find it considerate if people give me a gift basket with the foods I like. Not the one that Fluffy received from his fans (with the immigration letter), that will be racist.
      Thanks for the info though.
      Stay safe.

  • @richardbozsik9662
    @richardbozsik9662 4 года назад +562

    "Oh my God, there's got to be about five or six of them out there."-->Died

    • @leebowen67
      @leebowen67 4 года назад +23

      7 years payback in one line

  • @mr_indie_fan
    @mr_indie_fan 2 года назад +41

    "After this your never gonna forget it" im stilling coming back to this because i can't forget it!

  • @Lalo_thr
    @Lalo_thr 4 года назад +576

    "Look here nAcHo LiBrE" underrated line

    • @bobbieblwcstoutxkeb6570
      @bobbieblwcstoutxkeb6570 4 года назад +6

      Fluffy: "Martin and I..."
      Everyone: grabs popcorn and leans in with anticipation

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 4 года назад +4

      @@bobbieblwcstoutxkeb6570 how original

    • @lilypolak
      @lilypolak 3 года назад

      @@oksomynameisjeff4212 no need to be an ass man

  • @mongrel_97
    @mongrel_97 4 года назад +295

    i love when two comedians genuinely crack up at eachother's jokes. so funny

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад

      DIOS MIO ruclips.net/video/VEzg9Ip5L80/видео.html

  • @yeetboy8671
    @yeetboy8671 3 года назад +830

    "And this f*cking bastard is EATING MY CHICKEN!"
    **Uncontrollable laughter**

    • @Reason4234
      @Reason4234 3 года назад +19

      He left him alone with the chicken? Is he insane?

    • @angeldust9222
      @angeldust9222 3 года назад

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ivanbutler6677
      @ivanbutler6677 3 года назад +2

      @@kikitama_guchi I thought I was going to die throughout the whole bit!

    • @cindyonurrooftop
      @cindyonurrooftop 3 года назад +2

      He had a ton of good quick soft punchline jokes in his whole set and then he hit us with the biggest heavy hitting punchline ever! Amazing 🦋!

  • @colindemar8322
    @colindemar8322 Год назад +59

    This is my favorite Gabriel Iglesias comedy scene. I also love the sound effects he makes. He is the true definition of comedy gold!

  • @kenarts11
    @kenarts11 4 года назад +683

    “Nobody smells chicken and thinks of racism”. 😂😂😂

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад +1

      Kenneth Namalomba ruclips.net/video/VEzg9Ip5L80/видео.html

    • @benkayvfalsifier3817
      @benkayvfalsifier3817 4 года назад +2

      @MsUn PC You're definitely from the South of the US of A. ME TOO :)

    • @cristinabeatty7850
      @cristinabeatty7850 4 года назад +2

      Love, Love, Love.... U Flufffy !!!!!!

    • @cristinabeatty7850
      @cristinabeatty7850 4 года назад +1

      Keep it going. You keep me laughing every day... I need u in my life, I am in so much pain every day, you make me feel better

    • @bonniesitessolutions7728
      @bonniesitessolutions7728 4 года назад

      @Miss Un-PC There was a rack of ribs too!

  • @Kaffemarcus
    @Kaffemarcus 3 года назад +1622

    "You need Jesus, that's what you need!" Sorry, they did'nt sell him at the store.

    • @SlayerOmair
      @SlayerOmair 3 года назад +8

      XD

    • @connorhilchie2779
      @connorhilchie2779 3 года назад +17

      @@SlayerOmair Buys a picture of Jesus

    • @SlayerOmair
      @SlayerOmair 3 года назад +2

      @@connorhilchie2779 lol

    • @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l
      @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l 3 года назад +12

      Hol up - we talking White Jesus or Black Jesus - because if there was a Black Jesus in that store we couldn't find him. But if we talking White Jesus he kept coming up to us saying he was just as cool.

    • @birklindgren5903
      @birklindgren5903 3 года назад

      Actually this was really good

  • @l-echo-l7035
    @l-echo-l7035 4 года назад +4240

    How can he have a white,black,old,young,male,female voice and theyre all so accurate
    Edit:Ok some ppl are overthinking this and saying “it’s regional accents not “white” or “black” accents” WE KNOW just stop overthinking it you know what I mean

    • @charlesshelton7989
      @charlesshelton7989 4 года назад +4

      All hail Fluffy

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 4 года назад +64

      When you’ve been a comedian since (what was it) teenage years? (I think, idk) you become that good at voices.

    • @King-or6ll
      @King-or6ll 4 года назад +9

      @Josh They actually are, I don't know what you're on.

    • @Torsteen-p3d
      @Torsteen-p3d 4 года назад +6

      You can't have a "white" or "black" voice. Those are regional accents he's doing.

    • @bensku3541
      @bensku3541 4 года назад +52

      @@Torsteen-p3d u know what he means.

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988. 2 года назад +592

    this is still incredibly funny and a reminder of what you can get away with when you are great friends with somebody.

    • @Nhatanh0475
      @Nhatanh0475 2 года назад +5

      True because deep down despite those act, we still very much love each other companion.

    • @shubhamtripathi9020
      @shubhamtripathi9020 Год назад

      @@Nhatanh0475 said it all.

    • @luminouswolf7117
      @luminouswolf7117 Год назад +4

      There’s nothing to get away with if the intention was from a pure place
      That’s what real friends are, how they treat each-other
      And of course
      Fluffy isn’t a cruel person
      He has a sense of humor
      Some lack one

    • @luminouswolf7117
      @luminouswolf7117 Год назад

      Proof to the point
      People helping him make it
      Had a sense of humor

  • @nnamrehck
    @nnamrehck 4 года назад +184

    I love Fluffy's good natured teasing about race and culture. It's good to laugh at ourselves!

  • @coldfusionstormgaming1808
    @coldfusionstormgaming1808 4 года назад +6618

    Man that was really horrible! can't believe he actually did that.
    EATING THE MANS DAMN CHICKEN ISN'T COOL MAN!

    • @jkm4645
      @jkm4645 4 года назад +87

      If anyone other than Fluffy did that I'd be irate.

    • @cris5817
      @cris5817 4 года назад +18

      Chil a little ok

    • @nadeenmohiar6193
      @nadeenmohiar6193 4 года назад +20

      1only slender dude it’s sarcasm

    • @theWendigo1928
      @theWendigo1928 4 года назад +39

      I was so upset for G because you can't just make a racist gift basket for a friend giving him a heart attack and fear only to just take the gift for yourself after making it for your friend. 😆 😆 😆 lmao

    • @AmmoniumSolar
      @AmmoniumSolar 4 года назад +2

      IKR!!!

  • @timerchannelofficial
    @timerchannelofficial 2 года назад +40

    6:05 ALRIGHT, someone tell me how the heck he does that. It's perfect.

  • @titusd8261
    @titusd8261 4 года назад +601

    I’m here isolated, I’m COVID positive and man I am laughing so hard the virus is literally leaving my body... I can feel the sickness ejecting from laughter

    • @Precious-rm6fn
      @Precious-rm6fn 3 года назад +13

      You okay now?

    • @N8oR8er
      @N8oR8er 3 года назад +19

      Laughter is the best medicine after all

    • @cajunasian165
      @cajunasian165 3 года назад +6

      Hopefully you have recovered OP 🙏🏼.

    • @leolobi3504
      @leolobi3504 3 года назад +4

      Same here

    • @pixlyJolt
      @pixlyJolt 3 года назад +3

      They did it men. His sickness is no more

  • @daviddunseith1235
    @daviddunseith1235 4 года назад +334

    "Nobody smells chicken and thinks of racism"
    The first time that scentence has ever been said

  • @somerandomkid7040
    @somerandomkid7040 3 года назад +170

    "A Cd called: Bigger and Blacker"
    I laughed so hard, i subbed.

  • @billyyank5807
    @billyyank5807 2 года назад +102

    Seriously, his impressions of all people is like spot on. I absolutely die laughing over that stuff.

  • @goatwashed
    @goatwashed 4 года назад +1333

    This guy could totally be a voice actor

    • @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd
      @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd 4 года назад +54

      He is! :D we worked with disney and nickelodeon

    • @kellyloves5324
      @kellyloves5324 4 года назад +8

      @@KAMIKAZE-dk8xd would he play?

    • @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd
      @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd 4 года назад +25

      @@kellyloves5324 yea, he did planes, Ferdinand and i think the nutjob aswell. He has this killer bit about working as a voice actor i think its here on RUclips called working for disney.

    • @sleepyboi1732
      @sleepyboi1732 4 года назад +1

      He is.

    • @sandips5120
      @sandips5120 4 года назад +3

      “Nobody smells chicken and thinks of racism”
      Yeah, Fluffy definitely changed that for me😂😂😂😂

  • @Dj0rel
    @Dj0rel 4 года назад +153

    10:47 - This is the best part. The joke turned out funnier then G expected and he himself had laughed at it.😄

  • @erikajoyal765
    @erikajoyal765 4 года назад +96

    The White old man's voice is so good and every caracter its just priceless!

  • @wrightsimpson8671
    @wrightsimpson8671 2 года назад +10

    I hope our “FLUFFY” Mr. Iglesias runs for President before he gets too wealthy. Well traveled, spreading hope, sharing laughter. This is what our World needs more than ever.
    President might be beneath him.
    What am I saying ?
    The Fluff would be giving it proudly to those he felt were in need. Just a personal feeling. You go Mister.

  • @tahmid773
    @tahmid773 4 года назад +89

    Never get tired watching his shows! One of the best comedians out there!

  • @Scottsgamerlounge
    @Scottsgamerlounge 4 года назад +871

    THIS FLUFFY BASTARD WAS EATING MY CHICKEN!!!

    • @ARTSONICFAN990
      @ARTSONICFAN990 4 года назад +26

      13:40 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      AND THIS *BEEP* BASTARD IS EATING MY CHICKEN!
      I'm out of here.

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 года назад +2

      @@ARTSONICFAN990 HaHaHaHa Milk for everybody!!!!!!!!! ruclips.net/video/R32DXz-6sJs/видео.html

    • @DosagePosage
      @DosagePosage 4 года назад +10

      Did he say fluffy bastard or fucking bastard? I always thought he said fluffy bastard 😂

    • @isabeldiaz6467
      @isabeldiaz6467 4 года назад +9

      Y'all its fucking bastard hahaha

    • @raesunshine2577
      @raesunshine2577 4 года назад +2

      😂😅😂😅😂😅

  • @mattbarker2943
    @mattbarker2943 4 года назад +125

    This NEVER gets old!

  • @jackquinn7446
    @jackquinn7446 3 года назад +70

    I love how he delicately explains the whole point of the gift basket

  • @eddiehoward7002
    @eddiehoward7002 4 года назад +221

    "Y'all need Jesus!"
    "Ey Martin, get a bible!"

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 года назад +30

    "I would like for you to now hear, for the first time ever..."
    More like the seventh time, courtesy of rewatching this on RUclips. And I'm STILL looking forward to it!

  • @RonPaulOrElse
    @RonPaulOrElse 4 года назад +430

    I love the Mexican gift basket sequel to this one. I wonder if he still has that guy's lawn mower?

    • @Mike-kl3mo
      @Mike-kl3mo 4 года назад

      I haven't heard that one yet, can you link it?

    • @RonPaulOrElse
      @RonPaulOrElse 4 года назад +1

      @@Mike-kl3mo ruclips.net/video/hP2ISDmXITY/видео.html

    • @yahaya4961
      @yahaya4961 4 года назад +2

      LawLibertyCompassion Justice lmao I think it was in the netflix special

    • @RonPaulOrElse
      @RonPaulOrElse 4 года назад +1

      @@yahaya4961 Yes. I could only find a link for the first part and not the mower.

    • @RonPaulOrElse
      @RonPaulOrElse 4 года назад +1

      @MsUn PC You are right. Taco Bell isn't even Tex-Mex let alone Mex. If you want Tex-Mex, look for a Chuy's in your state. If you are in Texas, tell me the city and I'll give you some places that are amazing. I make my own queso and chips. I char the serrano, jalapeno, and habanero peppers myself. Yes, I enjoy a bit of heat. I tried Carolina Reapers before but that just made tasty pain. I love the fruity notes but after 20 minutes of searing pain, no thanks. When I say pain it's not like it's hot. It's like someone is taking a blowtorch to your tongue, for 20 minutes.

  • @gland1830
    @gland1830 2 года назад +35

    This story never gets old no matter how many times I see it, and this time is about the twentieth. "Marteen and I..." I'm already laughin.

  • @rickjazzyroll
    @rickjazzyroll 4 года назад +823

    I know this is an old joke but I still love it

    • @djduck9276
      @djduck9276 4 года назад +18

      It's an oldie but a goodie

    • @erwanfaro5465
      @erwanfaro5465 4 года назад +9

      Good jokes are like Peter Pan : They never grows old.

    • @rickjazzyroll
      @rickjazzyroll 4 года назад +2

      @@erwanfaro5465 exactly

    • @retro2659
      @retro2659 4 года назад +2

      Meme Guns good jokes never get old

    • @Arcticina_the_ArcticFox
      @Arcticina_the_ArcticFox 4 года назад +3

      Me too no matter how many times you hear this joke it never gets old and at times get funnier then what it was the last time,

  • @starfishcove5989
    @starfishcove5989 4 года назад +241

    I almost passed out when she said "Y'ALL ARE STILL GOING TO HELL" 🤣
    ...And after all that, Fluffy Martin, and the staff ate the food!! (For all those who've heard the 1st half before, the new ending turns everything on its head).

  • @xxswifthunterzxx6325
    @xxswifthunterzxx6325 4 года назад +305

    Fluffy: we knock on the door
    VICTIM: WHO IS IT
    Fluffy: To easy Chamber Of Commerce

  • @szymondybowski7868
    @szymondybowski7868 2 года назад +41

    His special sound effects are amazing :)

  • @spencerfristad2407
    @spencerfristad2407 4 года назад +3500

    I’m of German descent 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 if someone bought me a basket full of bratwursts jagermeizer beer sourkraut strudel and German chocolate I wouldn’t think it’s racist I would say thank you so much lol 😂

    • @crisespinoza1979
      @crisespinoza1979 4 года назад +121

      Im trying to like your comment but I'm laughing so hard,, the mouse wont stay still! lol

    • @laoying94
      @laoying94 4 года назад +37

      You obviously missed the point.

    • @Washingtub-senpai
      @Washingtub-senpai 4 года назад +55

      There’s a saying “when life gives you lemons.....make lemonade.”

    • @dkix89
      @dkix89 4 года назад +19

      You'd say Danke Schoen, more like.

    • @Kazanov1936
      @Kazanov1936 4 года назад +119

      But you will scared if they put some "blood of jews" there xD

  • @jarrettowens2258
    @jarrettowens2258 4 года назад +72

    “AND THIS FLUFFY BASTARD IS EATING MY CHICKEN!!!!” I was rolling on the floor laughing!

  • @bobrosstheboss5001
    @bobrosstheboss5001 4 года назад +151

    Man this joke never gets old

    • @AkiraAkiyama
      @AkiraAkiyama 4 года назад

      It will. When racist doesn't exist anymore.

  • @erincote3702
    @erincote3702 2 года назад +57

    He's so intelligent. His mind moves so quickly, he's fascinating to watch.

  • @Rabidchu
    @Rabidchu 4 года назад +408

    Now I want to hear the cleaning lady's side of the story.

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 3 года назад +14

      Lol me too

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 года назад +14

      She got 50$ and a free watermelon.

    • @meechmushrooms
      @meechmushrooms 2 года назад +4

      "Que esta pasando allá que andan haciendo ustedes muchacho! Que esta pasando gordito, que andas haciendo!"

    • @richardperaza5083
      @richardperaza5083 2 года назад +1

      @@nuclearbomb9483 no the receptionist got the 50 the maid took the watermelon

  • @abhishekchoudhury6750
    @abhishekchoudhury6750 4 года назад +1132

    RUclips: create new content
    Gabriel: I will post same video thrice

    • @capt.gigglepants1538
      @capt.gigglepants1538 4 года назад +10

      last years was better too, if only because of the thumbnail

    • @jakekaisand5652
      @jakekaisand5652 4 года назад +5

      Yeah idk why he does this

    • @metisrune_4279
      @metisrune_4279 4 года назад +17

      He probs did this because it was flagged for something.

    • @mr.buckets5585
      @mr.buckets5585 4 года назад +51

      Gabe could repost the gift basket video 10 times over and it still better than rewind.

    • @ceviroho8682
      @ceviroho8682 4 года назад +6

      you know why, so you won't forget it

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 4 года назад +130

    "I'll give you fifty bucks"
    The Lady : Say no more~

  • @keithfritz1990
    @keithfritz1990 11 месяцев назад +4

    I have been following him since he first time was on television. I can't believe that he is so funny and yet so clean. His show would definitely be able to take your whole family and friends to it and don't have to worry about making anyone angry no matter what race and or religion you are.

  • @20053wdp4
    @20053wdp4 4 года назад +76

    "You need Jesus, that's what you need"😂😂😂

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад

      Adil SK 20053 ruclips.net/video/VEzg9Ip5L80/видео.html

  • @diegosabio1422
    @diegosabio1422 4 года назад +2169

    *takes out "racist" so it's not flagged for the 4(?)th time.

    • @jlt11422
      @jlt11422 4 года назад +148

      Diego Sabio because unfortunately theres ppl that get offended by everything and cant take the fact that its a joke

    • @AndrewSmoot
      @AndrewSmoot 4 года назад +13

      Well, I mean, the first time he says the title of the story, he calls it "The Gift Basket;" he doesn't start using "racist" until he's describing what he wants to put into the basket to Martin.

    • @ej_tech
      @ej_tech 4 года назад +23

      @@jlt11422 It's the almighty RUclips algorithm

    • @Rosales3269
      @Rosales3269 4 года назад +29

      Fuck RUclips.

    • @Xaviergonzalez85
      @Xaviergonzalez85 4 года назад +10

      @@ej_tech that black girl accent though......perfect

  • @MercilessRL
    @MercilessRL 4 года назад +69

    Best line...
    *"Mother****** ... this better be funny"*
    😂😂😂❤

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад

      SAKSHAM NARANG ruclips.net/video/VEzg9Ip5L80/видео.html

    • @MercilessRL
      @MercilessRL 4 года назад +1

      @@dholston1806 bro wtf is this...😂😂

    • @Rynowm
      @Rynowm 4 года назад +1

      @@MercilessRL That guy is spamming in comments of a terrible video on his own channel. The video in question is just a green balloon with writing on it to try and advertise his social media. Meanwhile, he stole music to play over that video.

    • @MercilessRL
      @MercilessRL 4 года назад

      @@Rynowm i know bro i was just sarcastically saying that his video is bullshit..💩

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 Год назад +5

    "Some of you know it, some of you don't know it, but after this, you're never gonna forget it"
    So true. I've seen this several times, and I just came back to watch it again because something reminded me of it

  • @LouiseEirwen
    @LouiseEirwen 3 года назад +29

    G's response to them was priceless, especially at the end there lol

  • @gramps5595
    @gramps5595 4 года назад +16

    A special thanks Gabriel for providing captions. It shows not only your work is funny and humane but that you are too.

  • @staticbuilds7613
    @staticbuilds7613 3 года назад +28

    12:11 is when I lost it, the tears, my lungs.

  • @Kingdom_of_Vinumia
    @Kingdom_of_Vinumia 3 года назад +166

    5:27 to 6:40 Man I was dying! I couldn't breathe, my face was turning red! I was drinking and I was laughing so hard for so long that it started coming out of my nose!!! I had to pause the video so I couldn't die from lack of air!!! Man this was a great video, what a great comedian I love this man's jokes!

    • @eshvarramanadhan7575
      @eshvarramanadhan7575 3 года назад +2

      Ik right lmao

    • @YG-wn7rk
      @YG-wn7rk 2 года назад +4

      I've listened to this part of the video probably 20 times now...
      The way he is able to copy other voices...

    • @shaneclarke7531
      @shaneclarke7531 2 года назад

      Seeedsres4a4easeae4waw4aw4

  • @Samantha_8392
    @Samantha_8392 2 года назад +45

    Ik this sounds stupid but this man saved me
    I was going through a rough time, family was shit, mental state is shit, just got cheated on, and those things don’t mix well with schizophrenia either. When he does all thoughts joke make me so happy and just make me forget of all the fucked up stuff that my life is going through. When fluffy gets up on that stage and just stands there and tells jokes, I could listen to his jokes all day. I love the racist gift basket joke it’s so funny, especially the front desk part. Its so funny love ya fluffy

    • @Willowposting
      @Willowposting Год назад +1

      Hope you're doing better today, friend.

    • @Samantha_8392
      @Samantha_8392 Год назад +1

      @@Willowposting I am doing much better now. 😊
      Thank u

  • @mansfieldtime
    @mansfieldtime 2 года назад +13

    that is Amazing... I love both sides of that story.

  • @shogun8376
    @shogun8376 2 года назад +24

    Love this guy. His pronunciation of "Martin" is so adorable, the car door and tire screeches.... But above all, his impeccable delivery. Gabriel is one of the greats, right up there with the late George Carlin.

  • @awfan221
    @awfan221 4 года назад +18

    I'm not even raised in North America, but I am black African. I myself love fried chicken, watermelon and grape juice. They are probably my favorites

  • @strappinglyhandsomethefran5814
    @strappinglyhandsomethefran5814 3 года назад +66

    I'm black and T 1st I was like this joke better be fuckn funny!! 😤then I heard it and I started crying 😢because it was the funniest story 🤣I've ever herd !! In my life, God bless you gabriel 🙏

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 2 года назад

      and by the amount of your cutesy picture Tourette's, I'm guessing you're also five years old?

  • @MatteoGariglio
    @MatteoGariglio 3 года назад +34

    "Oh my loooord... give me the strength" HEHEHEHEHE 6:10

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 4 года назад +21

    That story never gets old. An all time classic. 😂

  • @paryuljain4636
    @paryuljain4636 3 года назад +20

    "They were going through the gift basket"...that part was most laughable 😂😂

  • @stephenbeacham9717
    @stephenbeacham9717 3 года назад +20

    This is comedic art! Gabriel and his friends, I hope, live a joyful life because they can laugh. Always remember comedians laugh despite their pain.

  • @Videographer1234567
    @Videographer1234567 3 года назад +55

    I was laughing so loud my landlord cam down to ask me if everything was OK. I said to him with tears in my eyes, yes it was till G. Reilly got on stage.
    Thank you for sharing from Vancouver Island Canada.

  • @helpinghand97VT
    @helpinghand97VT 4 года назад +683

    Fluffy: "for the first time ever"
    Me: First time? this is my 100th time. It's going to be 1,000th time at of this year XD

    • @dholston1806
      @dholston1806 4 года назад +1

      Helpinghand97 ruclips.net/video/VEzg9Ip5L80/видео.html

  • @hirakpatel4708
    @hirakpatel4708 Год назад +13

    Holy cow, his black accent is so accurate 5:26 😂😂

  • @majorasmask5523
    @majorasmask5523 4 года назад +39

    “Oh my God, there gotta be about five or six of them out there!”

  • @billyyank5807
    @billyyank5807 2 года назад +13

    5:52 dude hahaha hahahahaha he even had the walk down to a t. 😄 🤣 😂 🤣🤣

  • @Dan-sb2fb
    @Dan-sb2fb 4 года назад +383

    i’d love to get a white gift basket, light beer, sparkling water, assorted cheeses, chewing tobacco, dark chocolate, a jethro tull cd, you know, shit like that lol

    • @125raydah3
      @125raydah3 4 года назад +28

      If Gabe has a white comedian friend, he'll definitely do that, and that's gonna be hilarious, for sure..

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 4 года назад +13

      You gotta have unseasoned pork chops in there

    • @Fnoel98356
      @Fnoel98356 4 года назад +18

      & a Larry the Cable Guy DVD also.

    • @laffin_out_loud
      @laffin_out_loud 4 года назад +2

      Jethro tull cd?

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 4 года назад +9

      @@laffin_out_loud a compact disc featuring the musical works of the progressive classic rock band named jethro tull

  • @limitlessluckyangel1773
    @limitlessluckyangel1773 2 года назад +7

    House keeping lady: “What's going on there that you're doing, boy? what's going on chubby, what are you doing?!” I’m still crying

  • @amichaels8346
    @amichaels8346 2 года назад +7

    I LOVE & APPRECIATE that he INCLUDED
    HIMSELF in the joke & that it IS a JOKE
    & that NO ONE WAS TRULY OFFENDED
    or 'TRIGGERED' & that FLUFFY is IN ON
    THE JOKE😂💙

  • @NeonfxGraphics
    @NeonfxGraphics 3 года назад +53

    This never gets old xD I'm on my third watch and I still laugh my ass of