Hammond, Clarkson and May Hotel Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 30 авг 2020
- Top Gear and Grand Tour stars in hotels and this includes the stig in one clip
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Episodes
Burma
Germany 15.2
Africa
seaman
Vietnam
Patagonia
dominator 16.5
east coast special
stig hotel 10 10
gt Honda civic r gt2.8
search greatest road 10.1
gt 2.1
gt Mozambique gt2.11
Ukraine 21.3
gt challenger gt1.3
perfect road trip
22.6 
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"This one's got a chair *and* a table!"
I love May's sense of humour, it's so dry and sarcastic.
Personally I've always thought James is the funniest of the three.
A table too, and you need to rewatch this
What episode is that?
I say that near enough every time I check into a hotel room nowadays.
0:50 Jeremy shouted ‘HAMMOND’ with Richard standing there like startled hamster
I need to find this episode. I’ve been searching for years
@@FurryYeetBoi it's the burma special
@@rafaelludgero1768 its african special...finding the source of nile
@@rafaelludgero1768 thank you so much you are my favourite person
@@praneshchandrasekar2249 ah! Right you are! Thank you so much
So much for what Clarkson said in the Polar Special about "Never ever complaining about the quality of a hotel room ever again as long as I don't have to actually build it."
I'd give him a break if there was shit stains on my bed I'd freak out too
@@Zhcwu I would as well actually to be honest. So yeah, I'd consider his complaint there an exception as well given that it is justified.
Zhcwu lol I don’t thinks that’s shit on the bed
@George Saddington What, with a hammer? ;)
If Clarkson stopped complaining he’d never speak again
This one got a chair and a table
"i dont think you notice the smell after while"
@@vaillante7667 "ohh my god... HAMMOND"
I laughed for 10 minutes when i saw that part of the special jajajajaja
Honestly the African Special is my favourite episode out of all the specials.
I swear that came out of nowhere I did not stop laughing
‘You’re gettin’ that *rom* ‘
This one's got a chair AND a table!
The MalWare oh my god........ HAMMOOOOOONNDDDD!!!!!!
( Hammond stares at the camera )
*blaring pop music*
“I didn’t even notice the smell”
The Stig with his Stig girlfriend swimming in the background is such an underrated moment of comedy
Richard is standing there, like he just got yelled at from his parents
Hahahaaha, priceless face
lmao
Idk why female stig swimming in the pool is so funny to me but she’s just minding her own business
I love how the first hotel turns them down for looking like shit when they're some of the wealthiest men in Britain.
Lol was looking for this comment. I totally agree
@@evanouk1174 I like how you copied a comment exactly word for word and got less likes than it.
I like how it implies that there's an entire culture of Stigs.
Stig lore
Here's an idea: a compilation of Clarkson saying he has a disease or he'd rather have a disease than do something
Or: Clarkson saying "I've forgotten" and "I can't remember" LOL
Or every time he says something ending with “...in the world.”
He once said he’d rather have genital warts than drive a Hyundai Sonata 🤣
"I have every single 1920s disease"
I’d like a ‘I’d rather’ compilation, obviously including Clarkson saying he’d “rather present next week’s show while gently cupping James’s scrotum”.
Vietnamese families would often keep pictures of their wedding and baby kids on their wall like that, especially for the older generation. Saw that all the time when I was a kid. Easy to see why jezza was so weirded out 😂 0:57
What episode
@@ellietownsend7484 it was the season 4 seamen special
In hotels?
Everbody would keep photos of their children or wedding day. The reason why he thinks it's weird, and why most people would probably think it's weird is because it's supposed to be a hotel and that's supposed to be a hotel room, I would say it would be very strange if I had a hotel room with pictures of random babies on the wall.
@@BaldMancTwat ok you do have a point
You forgot the Jags in Colorado where they “borrow” from the hotel
good catch
Why do you put borrow in brackets
@@fluppy4202 borrow in quotes usually means steal.
@@link11913 well i was going for: “of course you’re borrowing it and you will most definitely give it back” where the fact that you are borrowing it is so obvious that you don’t have to intonate it
@@fluppy4202 But it's okay because you're in your Jaaaaaaaaag.
I love how the first hotel turns them down for looking like shit when they're some of the wealthiest men in Britain.
I don't think that's the reason, like come on if 3 men came in with a whole camera crew, no matter what they wear you will think they ain't what they seem to be
@r u n LOL big brain
What? Didn't the clerk say they were fully booked, and the joke was that Hammond looked around and it was empty? Or are you talking about a different clip.
I suspect it was a bit done for comedic effect and when the cameras were off they stayed there anyway.
@@Generalscorpio I agree a lot of it is scripted and it’s likely they did it for the laughs
"We're in the paper"
you're in Norway. Top Gear is huge here
Really? That’s interesting, do they use subtitles or do many people speak English in Norway?
@@leedan6618 subtitles. or they just stream it online.
in any case, it's not just Top Gear. it's also that Norwegian youth love buying older cars and then modifying them. making them into rally cars and shit
@@leedan6618 subtitles AND everybody speak english
@@Anonymous8830 most of us norwegians know english very well, we dont always need subtitles
Tell me I wasn't the only one who thought Clarkson reading Norwegian wasn't too bad? He made it pretty well until right before Hammond came in (considering he's not exactly well versed in the language)
I love how sad Hammond looks at 0:52 😂
Makes me laugh every time
thats his reality settling in
One of my all time favourite bits 😆
:35 underrated James may moment.
“This ones got a chair and a table.”
For some reason he looks at home idk how and why but he just does.
How to distinguish Top Gear clips with the Grand Tour’s:
- Check if Hammond has a goatee
(Edit: Okay, I realise that during the Top Gear Argentina scene Hammond did have bit of a goatee already, still it’s a bit subtle compared to TGT)
If that doesn't work look at the amount of hair Clarkson has
@@Olwethu... and look for James' hair, if its brown and shorter then its TG if he looks like a druggie biker and a failed rockstar then its TGT
Hammond didnt actually join on with GT so they hired Evil Hammond
Other ways to see the difference are: TG uses a blue camera tint and there’s a lot of vignette. GT uses more vibrant colours with a pretty good looking colour correction. You can also see Clarkson’s eyes are more blue in GT.
Or if the cars are new
The fear on James and Jeremy’s face pulling up to a “wellness detox retreat”
Jeremy almost died from lack of brown food
“An incredibly small man knocked my house-morning”
4:44 You left out the best part where Clarkson is showcasing how easy it is to get in the car park
Easy to get in and out of, you know
3:09 ahh i remember that car he drove it down a hill
at rather break-neck speed if I remember correctly
@@tessafst07 at the sheer speed it looked like he was on fire by the end of it
Edited the best part out. "Secure car park that nobody could break into." Then steps straight over the fence.
Lets not get bogged down compilation plz
"This ones got a chair and a table" i love james may
1:45 when you get your exam marks back
0:53 - Hammond looks genuinely terrified at that point.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes.
You're welcome, don't spend it all at once!
"The police round is here is more bothered with speeding that crime" as a French person, I attest to that!
TBH in the UK too. Much more concerned about things like no TV license then crinimals smashing windows and racing on crappy motorbikes
0:56 The imaginary along with the music makes this scene hilarious.
Clarkson, Hammond and May reluctantly agree with each other compilation
3:46 is the best thing ever
Is that the Stig's girlfriend or just the female cousin on a Stig Family reunion?
Some say she's both
@@LevelHimself Good old Alabama
But all we know is that she’s THE STIG
@@LevelHimself SWEEEEEEET HOME ALABAMAAAAAA
I thought stig had sliced his pepe* off to get easy insurance.
My three favorite TV show hosts of all time seriously lol!.. I have laughed non-stop for at least half of the episodes time in the entire Top Gear franchise. LOL
gotta love it how they always look hangovered the next day at breakfast
‘This ones got a chair and a table’............classic!!
1:34 why does he look so sad
Read his shirt
*BLIND 100*
"I'm coming out." As he's wearing that shirt. Lol.
0:54 🤣I love how Jeremy is so confused and can't wrap his head around the weird posters 🤣
the compilation i've always wanted !
HAMMOOOOOND!!!
0:58 welcome to southeast asia, Jezza, where marriage, college graduation, and newborns are flexed by the family.
What episode is the I love James may shirt from?
the one where they run for the polish border I think
Perfect Road Trip DVD? Just Hammond and Jezza I believe
Top gear the perfect road trip. It’s on Netflix
Perfect road trip it's on Amazon Prime
@@dillonh321 thanks, I thought it might have been but wasn't sure
"Here we are checking in and as you can see, I've done it _properly."_
“this one’s got a chair and a table” such an underrated line
Love these keep it up!
"Did you just say yes to get him to stop talking" summarises my ability with women in general
(0:07) never knew Albon was a hotel employee
Must’ve been how he spent 2021
In the rooms in Cambodia those tunes sounded bangin they shldve just raved to em
Now we need Clarkson, Hammond and May camping compilation
Ya that was my favourite
the way Jeremy walked out onto the terrace was kind of badass xD
0:24 She's gorgeous 😫
James is indeed gorgeous
She indeed is
0:52 Best face ever :D
at 1:59 it sounded like he said snoop dogg
Now you see why Jeremy was so frustrated with the producers 😂
And the day he punched the producer the show went down hill
The Argentina thing was a mess
Clarkson’s face at 1:39 is just cringe gold
Woah, I just was at the hotel at 1:10 in Ushuaia, Argentina two days ago. I can't believe it! It's the Arakur, by the way. Really nice place.
4:44 I'm sorry, how did you cut that clip there before Clarkson climbs the "secure' fence?
A compilation of tops gear speaking languages.
0:53 gotta love hybrid horn/reflex loaded bass cabs haha
3:35 the bold arrow of time by Tame Impala
i thought it sounded familiar! :D
0:12 Richard: Yup that sounds about right
0:49 is my favorite
The I ❤ James May was a nice touch 😹
"This one's got a chair AND a table" 😂😂😂
_@ __3:53__ That car could give ya a Masters Degree in Vectors. Did one of the Auto-Bots fall asleep in mid change? xD_
Rofl! that stig swimming in the back though.
Why does stig’s outfit actually look really comfy
Man , these episodes are great..... I have forgotten most of them .... could someone please mention the episodes and seasons numbers.... need to rewatch this
Edit : actually just saw they are mentioned in the description
Am I the only one who is reminded of may saying wow at the garden center when he says "this one's got a chair and a table"
0:50 my all time favourite...
0:25 Damn... just... damn.
You missed quite a few but appreciate the effort
Great parody I love when they have a hotel mayhem
Are you James’ brother?
@@alexalexalex1823 no I am not
ohh myyy god
HAMMONDDDDDD!!
3:35 that’s tame impala OMG
@3:44
lol my home state's raceway
That beard looks great on Clarkson.
What episode is it where they get a one bedroom hotel atop a massive staircase?
this one has a chair and a table 😂😂
James left his mp4-12c unattended lol! Hammond's jag is considerably more expensive tho
Is it ever a good idea to let Jeremy do the talking 😂
The room has a "chair" AND A "table"
Which episode is the clip at 2:50 From? Any information would be greatly appreciated!!!
Desert Rat Season 22 Ep 6
@@willsweeneysreelfishing4861 Thanks! you're awesome!
0:25 Damn..... just damn.
I ❤️ James May
Where is that resort with the race track in it? Looks like a car guy's holiday's destination.
Virginia USA
0:22 hammond to receptionist did you said yes to stop him talking
0:22 is the Ukrain Episode not Germany 15.2
Where can i watch this in full video ?
0:23 what series is it?
Which episode is the second scene from?
What ep is the one where James is drinking coffe watching the race
I want a I Love James May shirt 💕
Female stig is my dream woman. Intelligent, witty, and down to earth.
What is the second clip from?
what episode is the second clip from?
they are, essentially, three year 11's on a school trip
What episode is the last clip?
The more i watch the show , it should be called " two old farts and Hammond "
Does anyone know from which song is that riff at 3:33? Desperately cannot find it
What's the episode at the end?
It’s too bad the fracas at the Simonstone Hall Hotel in North Yorkshire wasn’t caught on camera because it would’ve been the perfect addition to this compilation.