Hey, Dale, how are you doing I'm not doing good because a bull stepped on my neck but Dale you are one tough cowboy and I'm on to the next one and you should fire him.
I might be a little biased here, Dale, but if you’d hired me as your COO, this whole Lonesome Dove disaster could’ve been avoided! We’d have SOPs that required every intern to memorize the wisdom of Augustus McRae and Woodrow Call-‘It’s not dyin’ I’m talkin’ about, it’s livin’.’ Watching Lonesome Dove would be just the start, followed by a deep dive into the John Wayne classics and a short cowboy boot camp to toughen ’em up. Because no true cowboy would ever fall asleep during Big Jake! And as Call would say, ‘I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it.’
A few years ago most of the bulls at the local rodeo were calmer than some well-trained horses are when you hop on them early in the morning. Nobody seemed very happy when I yelled, “ THOSE BULLS ARE BROKE!”
Dale, this kid seems typical of his age group. If you can keep him safe and test his metal . He might make it. If he does not watch Lonesome Dove with enthusiasm and fails the test? I would put on pair of penny loafers on him and let him kick rocks Ol Son!
Fire him! Why give him till Monday? He shoulda had 6 hours or less. And falling asleep during a John Wayne movie should qualify for capital punishment.
Please fire him. If he doesn’t like lonesome dove enough to finish it on his own he isn’t meant for this. And fell asleep during big Jake.. and didn’t come back and finish it immediately the next day.. I hate him.
1... Does Jacob have tennis shoes? If not, get 'im some because if he hasn't watched Lonesome Dove, AND STAYED AWAKE through the whole thing, he needs to put on them walk'n shoes & kick rocks. 2... I don't have the first clue what Captain WHOEVER'S fecking sheild is made out of, but I know my Horse Stuff. Which brings me to #3 3... I am coming down there so I can SHOW YOU how to make a Boss Mare & OUTSTANDING pick-up horse out of that handsome bay. It's gonna be a long miserable drive from Idaho, so let me know when the BEST time will be. I'm headed in for surgery on 9/10, so 'this year' is out. Barring any complications, I should be back on my feet by January at the soonest. 4... Porcupine quills; YOU MIGHT need to use Ace or 'Bee-Calm (both are OTC) on the horse, if 'stillness' is too hard for them. Definitely use 'Anbesol'. It's mainly for toothaches, but it's a FANTASTIC topical numbing agent that's also an antiseptic; win-win. Use the Anbesol on the affected area (right in where the quills are at), clip the tip of the quill with little wire cutters; this also deflates the quill making pulling out, easier & less painful for both the horse and you. Then, use pliers to pull the quill. Be sure to let me know when the most convenient time is for you, ... for me to come down (again, any time after January). 😊
For sure, infact you should be fined for ever hiring him in the first place. What type of DEI policies do u have in place? As business owners we need to stop wasting time on qualification and focus on inclusion. That way we remain the greatest country on earth.
I hope that gelding got some antibiotics! Porcupines can take down lions in Africa but it just takes 2 weeks for the infection to set in says Dan the animal man!!
He’s more like …How to be nerdy geek!!!Damn sure not a cowboy!Thats all a sheltered boy that used to live in his parents basement oh forgot still does!!!Lol!Gettem guys!
I'm pretty sure if you fall asleep halfway through your first John Wayne movie that might be a one way ticket straight to hell😂
Jacob is hands down the funniest intern since Willie. I was all excited to apply for the internship, but Idk if I can compete!
“Only the most badass metal on the face of the earth”🗣️🗣️
“I saw you making your lil hand gestures” yep I saw him throwing up gang signs Dale🤦♀️🤣
Ol' Bob Ross looked like he was taking it easy on them today 😂
Hahaha 🤣😂🤣
Looking forward to the test..
That brindle bull was starting to buck at the end ..
He has to watch it in one sitting too, it'll be one he'll of a party. I could recite to you every line of that movie right now. I'll be the new intern
Every line go!
Lonesome dove and return of lonesome dove are 🔥 so is any John Wayne movie or Audie Murphy
OUCH! BAD porky pine! Good strategy on the nose love afterwards. God bless the Winnebago effect!
He better re-watch lonesome Dove, the first line is "go down to the river and eat that"
Hey, Dale, how are you doing I'm not doing good because a bull stepped on my neck but Dale you are one tough cowboy and I'm on to the next one and you should fire him.
He probably doesn’t even feel you on there Jordan! 😂
Dale your videos make my day. God bless you!
He is lucky he is even there with out knowing what "Dang that's tasty" is.
Dale yeaaaaa another great video
“They shave u like a newborn baby “ 😂
love the channel dawg and you in sparer me and you so so so so cool
If Jake passes the test Dale should have to watch Endgame and be tested by Jake!
Awww dont fire him. He's too funny.
I might be a little biased here, Dale, but if you’d hired me as your COO, this whole Lonesome Dove disaster could’ve been avoided! We’d have SOPs that required every intern to memorize the wisdom of Augustus McRae and Woodrow Call-‘It’s not dyin’ I’m talkin’ about, it’s livin’.’ Watching Lonesome Dove would be just the start, followed by a deep dive into the John Wayne classics and a short cowboy boot camp to toughen ’em up. Because no true cowboy would ever fall asleep during Big Jake! And as Call would say, ‘I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it.’
I'll be disappointed if we don't get a video of the Lonesome Dove Trivia Test.
A LITTLE RAIN? Son it’s Thursday and I’m still up to my neck in water!
A few years ago most of the bulls at the local rodeo were calmer than some well-trained horses are when you hop on them early in the morning. Nobody seemed very happy when I yelled, “ THOSE BULLS ARE BROKE!”
Greetings from Lonesome Dove country 😎👍
Dale, this kid seems typical of his age group.
If you can keep him safe and test his metal . He might make it.
If he does not watch Lonesome Dove with enthusiasm and fails the test?
I would put on pair of penny loafers on him and let him kick rocks Ol Son!
hell no Dale--you can't fire family and Jacob is family now! But you may need to be Daddy Dale and whoop his butt for every wrong answer!!!
Dale Brisby, awesome content you deserve more views
If he don’t watch it he has to ride a bareback horse! That’s the punishment.
Ol Kev cracked that ground good! 💥💥 You oughta put some axle grease on it...
Rango is completely fair though
If he fell asleep during big jake he has to go
Those bulls don't buck because they gentlemen.
Lonesome dove need a word by word
No he is doing just fine
Fire him! Why give him till Monday? He shoulda had 6 hours or less. And falling asleep during a John Wayne movie should qualify for capital punishment.
Nooo…don’t fire Jacob…he’s making progress…🤠
He hasn’t seen lonesome dove? He ain’t no cowboy 😂😂
lol I’m the greatest horseman on earth my friend so you my be doing a fine job it’s just not a finished product god bless forgiveness is powerfull
Good Dale when ol Dale post
5:54 The actual first line is "Go on down to the river and eat that snake". Gonna have to brush up on your Lonesome Dove.
Dale, listening to you brag don't improve the taste of these Mexican Strawberries none!
Fire that Jacob and hire this one!
Dale yeah ol son
Dale yeah
Dale please put on pickup man clinic, also if Jacob fails can I have his spot?
Please fire him. If he doesn’t like lonesome dove enough to finish it on his own he isn’t meant for this. And fell asleep during big Jake.. and didn’t come back and finish it immediately the next day.. I hate him.
Ol son needs to go watch 8 seconds. Not spirit☠️☠️
Noooooo
yes, my bags are ready to go sir!
Well dale you should
Why is Hot For Teacher by Van Halen always on over the speakers? -give me something to ride on man-yeah! 😂😂😂
Bc it’s badass
@@DaleBrisbyBullRiderTY
@@DaleBrisbyBullRider that whole album is bad ass 🔥
Ol’son
Jordan's giving all the bulls spurbrisbia
Dale yeah you should fire him, hire me instead!
He's alright I like him just watch the damn movie Ole son
1... Does Jacob have tennis shoes? If not, get 'im some because if he hasn't watched Lonesome Dove, AND STAYED AWAKE through the whole thing, he needs to put on them walk'n shoes & kick rocks.
2... I don't have the first clue what Captain WHOEVER'S fecking sheild is made out of, but I know my Horse Stuff. Which brings me to #3
3... I am coming down there so I can SHOW YOU how to make a Boss Mare & OUTSTANDING pick-up horse out of that handsome bay.
It's gonna be a long miserable drive from Idaho, so let me know when the BEST time will be. I'm headed in for surgery on 9/10, so 'this year' is out. Barring any complications, I should be back on my feet by January at the soonest.
4... Porcupine quills; YOU MIGHT need to use Ace or 'Bee-Calm (both are OTC) on the horse, if 'stillness' is too hard for them. Definitely use 'Anbesol'. It's mainly for toothaches, but it's a FANTASTIC topical numbing agent that's also an antiseptic; win-win.
Use the Anbesol on the affected area (right in where the quills are at), clip the tip of the quill with little wire cutters; this also deflates the quill making pulling out, easier & less painful for both the horse and you. Then, use pliers to pull the quill.
Be sure to let me know when the most convenient time is for you, ... for me to come down (again, any time after January). 😊
Give him 10 questions an 3 physical challenges he can use as a pass an obviously it takes 90 points to be on radiator ranch
Well Dale yeah ol’ son!
Hasn’t watch Big Jake, yep his is Fired.
I'm taking it that dude was really harry once before
O'Conner Camp
How about if he fails his test you tape him on a horse like they did Jimmy on Yellowstone ...
Jacob doesn't appear to be very serious about learning how to be a cowboy. In my opinion, you can fire him if you'd like, Dale.
Monday it is
Is that boy watching Saturday morning cartoons? He ain't no cowboy.
oh no
LOL
You ain't no cowboy if you haven't seen Lonesome Dove. Sorry Jacob you have got to go lol
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For sure, infact you should be fined for ever hiring him in the first place. What type of DEI policies do u have in place? As business owners we need to stop wasting time on qualification and focus on inclusion. That way we remain the greatest country on earth.
The dude has seen zero westerns. Fire him
First
Bulls don't buck for you cuz your too close to God.
I hope that gelding got some antibiotics! Porcupines can take down lions in Africa but it just takes 2 weeks for the infection to set in says Dan the animal man!!
1st
Firstttttf
Fell asleep during Big Jake…. Hmm 🤔
Come on dale, less talking and more ranching and rodeo times
This makes 3 rodeo times this week. Pay attention.
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He’s more like …How to be nerdy geek!!!Damn sure not a cowboy!Thats all a sheltered boy that used to live in his parents basement oh forgot still does!!!Lol!Gettem guys!