Hitman, But EVERYONE has 300 IQ and a Gun
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So you basically just made them act like they’re from Florida
lol would’ve been more accurate if he said 0iq and everyone has guns
@@christiandejesus4483 don’t forget our swamp puppies.
No from ohio 😂😂😂
Remove the 300 iq part
No, because they're smart
7:36 Bruh, If I shot someone that many times and they steadily walked towards me casually picking up their Metal beating stick, I would've thought they were a terminator
I would shat my pants if i was that dude
Very much grammar, yees
@@guerillagorilla4423i dont see a single typo
Playing Hitman on an American map with an American mod is the most American thing ever, and as an American, I approve. Unlike BigMooney, who did that on Isle of Sgail.
Edit: That kill on Sierra is not moronic its genius and absolutely incredible.
The American experience
As America I approve aswell
Do you use American Express?
it cant be America because they're smart
@@Holy-Crusader but they have a gun so what is it?
The video starts out as a challenge of outsmarting an entire stadium of super geniuses and ends with “it’s stealth if no one is left to alive to notice”
Ah yes, type 2 stealth: Nobody to notice.
Down south all the NPCs also have 300iq and a gun
You mean 85 IQ but you’re correct about the gun part.
@@TheRealCaptainFreedomi mean they definitely all THINK they have 300 iq
@@TheRealCaptainFreedomDamn, how much of the south is mix raced?
@@woopdashoop9860 A bit but even white people are dummies in the South.
@@woopdashoop9860Was this a bad attempt at racism?
Npc picking up unattended glass of wine: "Wait, I'm a moderately influential man with dealings in the underworld and many enemies. Perhaps I should be more careful of what I trust."
*puts glass down*
"Go-"
*gets blown up by rubber duck*
So just the one map, not the entire game? Would be cool to see this through to the end; this feels like an appetizer.
that would be lead show!
Nothing would change for Colorado lol
That's what the target at the stand said lol
@@oz_jonesFinally,the terrorist leaders actually act like terrorist leaders!
Glad you included that note. I was screaming at my screen about using a pistol on the bridge
Can you kill everyone in Whittleton Creek using the laser room?
that is a great question, ima write that one down haha
I've tried, but I keep getting killed halfway through my subjugation of the town.
i have killed both the targets with this method
So you turned everyone in Miami into an Assassin from Freelancer mode, in Hardcore. You do like to live dangerously. xd
if you use a rifle with a short barrel for Sierra, you can pack away in half the time as well. that Dragov has the longest animation while the Seiger has the shortest
Imagine how chaotic it would be playing hitman but every npc is now a player.
Edit: What if the players didn’t know every other npc was a player?
I think when somebody sees an "NPC" crouch run out a window they'll get the idea.
Then probably just gun them down in cold blood.
But, that's actually a cool concept for multiplayer hitman
Like a 2v2 or a 1v1v1v1 where players hunt each other down and try to kill each other without alerting the entire map or something like that
@@jionmionskwisgaar1476And they have to find and kill agent 47
you all need to play deceive inc
Assassin's Creed had a mode like that eight players all hunting each other down. No teams and you can set traps, trick other players to kill NPCs and stun them when fall for your trick.
Good times!
Doesn't Hitman have a mode for that already?
The only time Sierra is alone is when she gets the vitamin infusion and the handover of documents.
I like how you could've just killed everyone on the map to begin with, but decided to play it through sneakily first... 😂
So, pretty much realistic hitman because npcs finally have more than one braincell^^
hitman but they can see the barcode
@@Brass319hahaha I laughed out loud for that 💯
At the start your mouse was on Colorado for like half a second and my heart stopped like, no way this madman is gonna try that here
Accurate depiction of Florida.
Didn't expect that ending, went from Ninja stealth to mass shooter real quick
I just loaded this up and this sounds rlly fun and hard I love hitman
Should have given Florida man a ak and a health bar to authentically capture the experience
“These guys tortured me with their superhearing and sight”
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I like how the guard was casually watching you dragging the person up the stairs as they crack their face of the steps 😂
You made the NPCs into actual Americans. Smart yet terrifyingly insane with a gun or two.
Smart is crazy
smart???
bro they shoot on sight if you walk too suspiciously i dont know if i would call them smart
Some Americans are smart
The key word is some
7:36
How convenient. During the shown footage, I couldn't help but notice you didn't use the van as cover, so you wouldn't immediately take cover again. I use space a ton, and it works well enough for me
I've never played with this mod, but if you get the timing right, you could sneak through from the rafters, into the building, through the window, up a pipe, and onto the balcony with the satellite dish without being seen. This is typically my go-to for SASO/No KO on Miami.
With the mod it's probably riskier, but I'm able to sneak into Robert's office and turn on the AC for the poisoned eyedrops kill, but you can also shoot the computer and leave a weapon on the ground in the storage room to distract Robert's guard, providing you just enough time to kick him off the balcony and leave.
funny that Florida Man himself is the key to victory XD
First time actually seeing stealthy in this game.
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You know Florida is probably the closest thing to Texas when it comes to how accurate this is for how many people have guns lol.
Or maybe Idaho, I feel like everyone here at least knows someone who has a plethora of guns lol.
Thanks for the video i just broke ripps and wanted to watch a video
Classic Hitman 2 be like:
Walks slightly faster
Gets turned into human fountain
'Murica! Freedom! Phuk yeah!
😂🤣😂
The ending really got me lmao
You literally stashed a guard in a dumpster. Just get his outfit.
I love how vengeance lead the breadcrumbs to floridaman's imposter. But like any good hunter, you used these beasts keen senses against them.
All it took was your iq transfer into their brain, in exchange for theirbarbarism. Substance will always exceed class.
Bro this guy only makes bangers
4:42i so this table in IKEA and I said to my brother who was standing next to me, who the f going to use that? Should’ve known that you’re going to give an ad for it.😂
Imagine doing this in Colarado
Don't make me. That sounds like an absolute nightmare.
Lol
It would barely be different
Tab to bring up inventory then tap G to store a body quickly without waiting for the hold G interaction, saving a second where it matters most. (Works on frisks and any other hold "button" interactions to make them instant)
Well in the end it's like Big D always says
*NO WITNESSES, NO CRIME*
Bro went from only killing 2 people to mass murder way to quickly 💀
This video is very relatable considering I also have 300 IQ and a gun
You could make use of the sedative dart gun for the guy in the bathroom.
So essentially “Hatred” but with actual gameplay mechanics :3
And less fun
@@woopdashoop9860 Ehh, from the fact Hatred un-modded is an isometric shooter, I’d say this modded version of hitman is more fun!
@@SeymourYukiteru i have more fun with the destructive enviroment, this level of destruction should be implemented in games more
Ah yes the classic hitman experience
10:08 bro let his true self shine
you know youtube is drunk when it says GTA V instead of Hitman
I'm a bit confused why you can't just knock out everyone as they come investigate you. There were plenty of instances in the footage captured where this could have been done. But maybe this is on the highest difficulty where they basically kill you instantly.
since everyone is essentially a guard, it works for maybe 2-3 people before multiple people investigate at once and you get swarmed
nice mod wish the game itself was this challenging. Civilian having weapons bring back blood money vibes.
MURICA!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Pog innit bruv fam
Good to know 300 IQ just means VERY paranoid
It's all about map knowledge really. Even though you're playing with a mod, it's the same mod and the same routes will apply. It just boils down to execution and map knowledge.
Sierra, or any car crash-related deaths will actually leave the body inside, if you go into freecam (with the mod for anyone wondering) and look into the car wreck you can still see the driver.
So this would be like living in the world of John wick.
The American Experience
Hitmam but its America's 2nd ammendment challenge
True as much as it is fun to see targets and npcs to trip on banana it becomes less fun when they dont learn
Way to get inside Roberts building: after sniping Sierra, you can go into the building by the door and go through a window to get to the railing to push robert onto Sierra (if you wanted to).
Actually, lethal poisoned body will still be counted as a unnoticed k!ll, and will keep silent assassin.
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I hope you try this with other maps
You didn't make them geniuses, you just made them paranoid psychopaths
100% accurate America simulator
Alternate Title: Hitman if people noticed the barcode on 47’s neck.
When you go into the kronstadt building go to your left, jump through a window and theres just a free employee outfit with no one around
Hitman, But everyone is secretly spider-man and has spidey sense
love it
Honestly? Seems like a bit much. Most people won’t investigate a random sound; they’ll look, sure, but if the sound doesn’t repeat, or there’s nothing immediately noticeable, they’ll ignore it. (Okay, Security Guards might investigate, but not regular Joes and Janes)
Snowball only challenge, like a real man.
Hitman 2 Silent Assassin Be Like...
AMREICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Ahhhh he goes from stealth to russian stealth. I like
i recommend to put your pc on the left side of your desk, in this way your will no accidentally push it off the table
Bro took no witnesses the very wrong way
6:30 - you're not a moron, shooting the car with a silenced pistol requires extremely precise timing, your technique has a higher probability of success
basically hitman 2 silent assassin
Robert also leaves if you shoot the satellite dish on that balcony area
"close combat heard" Isn't it more silent to subdue/pacify with your hands rather than a blunt force object? Would they still hear choking vs crowbar strike?
3:39 I thought this was a fucking raid shadow legends ad
I don't give a SHET how good the desk is. It's 500 dollars for a DESK!
If he outsmarted 300 iq NPCs that means his iq is more than 300
I find it funny how not a single Hitman NPC seems to be able to swim. There must be so many people drowning to death every day in this world...
There had to be more NPCs that you could lure towards crates knock them out and jump in the crate with them…
I say that as if I’ve tried this before but i stand by my statement lmaoo
We should a Hitman mod that uses an AI where the NCPs learn from previous gameplays.
Hitman with florida mod
6:30 hey listen to me, you are NOT a moron. You're a GENIUS!
thanks youtube for tagging this video as GTA 5
This is just the average Colorado experience
The thumbnail of this video without context would make the perfect shitpost.
This is basically postal 2 on insane difficulty
Realistic hitman:
(besides everybody having a firearm)
hitman 3 but the characters stopped talking to king
I am not sure if you could use silenced pistol, as afaik it takes a few shots to knock her car down, and you can't slow down the aim, so hitting in that small gap would be incredibly difficult to pull off
Imagine if people IRL were like this.
Imagine mod where everybody shoots each others like chaos mod for gta.
I've been here since your first video
Damn, 300 IQ when the cap is 160 is pretty insane.
Average detroit experience
300 iq? I AM DR. IVO ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!
Great channel! I just found this looking for help on a contract in game 👍🏻
Poor Florida man😭