The Pick Up Lines of Ryan Stiles

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2008
  • Ryan Stiles (Lewis Kiniski)'s many attempts at chatting up women in The Drew Carey Show!
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  • @SlowChildrenAtPlay13
    @SlowChildrenAtPlay13 11 лет назад +64

    if he came up to me and said any of those lines i would fall for him because its ryan stiles

  • @KevinRider
    @KevinRider 7 лет назад +135

    "i play Lewis on the drew Carey show"
    Ryan to the audience "NO STOP NO LAUGHING "

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 8 лет назад +167

    kissing is just pressing your lips to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines... i am using that one

  • @doow90
    @doow90 7 лет назад +115

    Ryan: "So are you a women or... an Angel who's wings have been hacked off by some Sicko?"
    Best line ever!!!

  • @paesanng
    @paesanng 8 лет назад +60

    Ryan is the best.

  • @ProfessorChops
    @ProfessorChops 7 лет назад +24

    I always liked "So if that leg is Thanksgiving and that leg is Christmas, what do you say to me spending some time between holidays?"

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller 4 года назад +18

    7:25 Drew’s triumphant laughter at the joke made at Ryan’s expense.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 6 лет назад +27

    “Look what happens when we stay sober and they get drunk.”
    “Look at that!”

  • @mikewright7964
    @mikewright7964 8 лет назад +80

    For all the fat jokes, Drew made Ryan say the worst pick up lines

  • @darksideofevil13
    @darksideofevil13 8 лет назад +166

    The Original Glen Quagmire.

    • @BobSmith-dt6xs
      @BobSmith-dt6xs 8 лет назад +7

      Quagmire actually does have some success though.

    • @forgiveness7959
      @forgiveness7959 8 лет назад +4

      A true master hopes that their students go on to be greater then them.

    • @CountryMetal01
      @CountryMetal01 8 лет назад

      Nooo, Glen is Suckessful

    • @mikewright7964
      @mikewright7964 8 лет назад +4

      The only original thing Family Guy has is the design of the characters. Everything else are just pop references and laziness. Don't know why it's so popular.

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 8 лет назад +3

      Well it sucks now. But for awhile the randomness of the humor was pretty appealing.

  • @coralreef4184
    @coralreef4184 11 лет назад +21

    those ladies are turning down the deal of a lifetime

  • @dhuffman690
    @dhuffman690 13 лет назад +14

    "ooh la la, daddy likes"
    oh ryan...

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 13 лет назад +15

    My favorite line , i cant remember which episode it was...Ryan was like...you deposit $1000 when the ugly teller is working, then you withdraw $1000 when the cute teller is in, you keep repeating this and she will think you're a millionare and want to go out with you.

  • @teresahenry4171
    @teresahenry4171 5 лет назад +12

    "What's long and red right behind you?" 😂😂😂😂

    • @teresahenry4171
      @teresahenry4171 5 лет назад

      This is too funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Stormbringer88
    @Stormbringer88 13 лет назад +12

    "I think all women are beautiful, that's how desperate I am" ~ Lewis

  • @leirgauk
    @leirgauk 9 лет назад +155

    Where's "So, how'd you like to go back to my place and stare at the ceiling for 30 minutes while I make up excuses?"

  • @spearminthappenings
    @spearminthappenings 13 лет назад +6

    "You know, most serial killers get caught because they boast about their crimes? That's not a mistake I'd make. So... where exactly do you live?"

  • @DarkPaladin24
    @DarkPaladin24 12 лет назад +15

    I love the "As we say in the counseling game, there's no closure with your...clothes on" line lol

    • @infinityinfinityinfi
      @infinityinfinityinfi 6 лет назад +1

      DarkPaladin24
      Oh I'm sorry. You're not as screwed up as you made yourself out to be. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 7 лет назад +39

    I used to have such a crush on him lol

  • @nook5286
    @nook5286 9 лет назад +20

    In colins voice.. boy Ryan sure does have style... laugh... in his last name.. bigger laugh.. ur welcome

  • @funkalicious2907
    @funkalicious2907 12 лет назад +25

    Oh goodness, Ryan said, "Daddy" and I nearly fell out of my chair. He's just so amazing. x3

  • @CamieRaeShivers
    @CamieRaeShivers 12 лет назад +4

    the funniest one was "hey what do u say we bocott our clothes" gets me every time XD

  • @daltysmilth
    @daltysmilth 3 года назад +5

    Nowadays the line about serial killers would probably work.

  • @JustinVierling
    @JustinVierling 13 лет назад +2

    Ryan Stiles made the Drew Carey Show epic..and it was one of the best shows on TV

  • @igvu92
    @igvu92 14 лет назад +4

    "hey beautiful. how would u like to take a bath without ever stepping foot in a tub". lmao. thats some funny fucking shit

  • @unstepintime
    @unstepintime 6 месяцев назад

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.. Thank you.

  • @mikeschreiber9601
    @mikeschreiber9601 5 лет назад +2

    "Hey, I've got cable." Unlikely to work in the mid-'90's but now we have "Netflix and chill."

  • @MsRuffledfeathers
    @MsRuffledfeathers 12 лет назад +8

    'I was once part of the letter "h"'

  • @elconejito99
    @elconejito99 7 лет назад +4

    i used yo watch this when i was a little kid...man does this bring memories

  • @jillianic
    @jillianic 15 лет назад +1

    ryan's hilarious! thanks for the vid!

  • @lnyrny3
    @lnyrny3 3 года назад +2

    wish they would put this back on the tv it beats anything around these days

  • @gardNer899
    @gardNer899 12 лет назад +1

    I love how you started with whose like an ended with it too. That was one of my favorite scenes from a hat moments!

  • @geling101
    @geling101 15 лет назад +4

    oooh 1:07 ryan is not wearing a long sleeved shirt.. he looks so much better..
    love ryan. ♥♥

  • @madifatti2x4
    @madifatti2x4 14 лет назад +1

    I forgot how much I love the Drew Carey Show :)

  • @communiqation
    @communiqation 15 лет назад +3

    I play Louis on the Drew Carey show.
    God I love Colin.

  • @KatalinaKristina
    @KatalinaKristina 15 лет назад +3

    Im thank God for the creation of Ryan Stiles

  • @sisifromthefuture
    @sisifromthefuture 14 лет назад +6

    "This is your lucky Saint Patrick's Day."
    "'Cause we're magically delicious!"

  • @00PsYcHe00
    @00PsYcHe00  15 лет назад

    lol i think that is probably the most unique one of the lot! made me laugh the most!

  • @wreckerman13
    @wreckerman13 11 лет назад

    I could watch these clips all day long, hahahahaha

  • @nickityler8685
    @nickityler8685 8 лет назад +19

    Ryan's so cute I think I wouldn't of cared for the pick up lines

  • @thewrongperson676
    @thewrongperson676 12 лет назад

    That was a great ending scene for this clip!

  • @wesj1989
    @wesj1989 12 лет назад +2

    "Kissing is just putting your lips on the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines". LOL!!! I've never forgot that line!

  • @YouSuckNoJutsu
    @YouSuckNoJutsu 14 лет назад +3

    Oh, boy! RYAN! Take me right NOW!

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT 12 лет назад +6

    Oh, how I love Colin Mochrie. He makes a mockery of life in the best of ways.

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 12 лет назад

    AWW hell yeah man! thanks!!! LOL!! I think im going to torrent the series now!

  • @ForgottenNetwork
    @ForgottenNetwork 13 лет назад

    i loved the ending!

  • @fifi298
    @fifi298 15 лет назад +2

    "so are you a woman or an angel whose wings have been hacked off by some sicko..."
    Freaking priceless! Love Ryan Stiles... so hot!

  • @philipthomson7460
    @philipthomson7460 3 года назад +1

    5:18 The look she gives him! 😂😂

  • @muslehzaini
    @muslehzaini 7 лет назад +25

    barney stinson is that your dad?

  • @philipbarbossa
    @philipbarbossa 6 лет назад +1

    That serial killer talk would have worked on me

  • @funkalicious2907
    @funkalicious2907 12 лет назад +1

    ~ I love Ryan so much.

  • @andrewrchooven1996
    @andrewrchooven1996 3 года назад +1

    Ryan Stiles is the best

  • @pavester4
    @pavester4 11 лет назад +3

    Exactly what I was thinking. He's like Barry Stinson haha

  • @edomazo4293
    @edomazo4293 8 лет назад +68

    - I am - thank God- a lesbian = I love that line xd

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 7 лет назад

      Hate that line

    • @Bloom_HD
      @Bloom_HD 7 лет назад +6

      Edo mazo Whose line was it anyway?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 7 лет назад +1

      Bloom HD Tasha Yar's

  • @krusader85
    @krusader85 14 лет назад +2

    Ryan is so cool

  • @PANiCitsGRACE
    @PANiCitsGRACE 15 лет назад +3

    I wouldnt reject any of Ryan's lines. ;D

  • @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    @BlueSmoothie4Eva 13 лет назад +11

    Colin: "I play Lewis on the Drew Carey show"
    Ryan: "NO NO NO!!!"
    Drew: "BAHAHAHAHAHA"

  • @Torgo224
    @Torgo224 12 лет назад

    Story of my life right here

  • @HarvesterOfEyes91
    @HarvesterOfEyes91 15 лет назад

    lmfao loved the ending !!!

  • @Minecraftaholic99
    @Minecraftaholic99 12 лет назад +1

    the serial killer part killed me

  • @samadamson2194
    @samadamson2194 6 лет назад +9

    So where EXACTLY do you live? 😂😂😂

  • @tracksabbath29
    @tracksabbath29 15 лет назад

    Awesome video

  • @mightilyoats2729
    @mightilyoats2729 3 года назад +4

    It's so fucking hilarious nowadays, when he's talking about being into serial killers, and how he reads a lot of books on serial killers, and this is somehow supposed to be a turn-off to women, in the day and age when a great many women are obsessed with watching serial killer shows.

  • @Shadowdreamer4
    @Shadowdreamer4 13 лет назад

    that last one was the best xD

  • @sangtujoh
    @sangtujoh 14 лет назад

    the "water goddess" line is the best!

  • @ThefrypodiPod
    @ThefrypodiPod 11 лет назад

    Just finished watching the Drew Carey Show series in less than two weeks

  • @kalebpost20
    @kalebpost20 9 лет назад +10

    Reminds me of Hawkeye Pierce

  • @AnimeLuver2597
    @AnimeLuver2597 12 лет назад +1

    As long as it's Ryan, I would fall for any of those lines :P

  • @potorrero
    @potorrero 14 лет назад +3

    How'd you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean.. LOL. I cried to that

  • @flaekon
    @flaekon 11 лет назад +2

    I'd be like: "whatever you say, I'm yours!"

  • @BroadwayMistress
    @BroadwayMistress 11 лет назад

    The last one was the perfect ending.

  • @Theakker3B
    @Theakker3B 11 лет назад

    Oh my god, I remember TBS Superstation! I never see this show on syndication. Too bad.

  • @JackRabbitSlim
    @JackRabbitSlim 15 лет назад +1

    Apart from the few clips of 'Whose Line Is it Anyway?', most of it is from a sitcom called 'The Drew Carey Show' where Ryan played a character called Lewis.

  • @vengeancebyvenom9033
    @vengeancebyvenom9033 8 лет назад +1

    Is that show called the Drew Carey Show? i would watch the hell outta that. I love Stiles!

  • @indywolf1
    @indywolf1 14 лет назад +1

    "I read a lot of books about serial killers."

  • @T0mmyPL
    @T0mmyPL 15 лет назад

    1:12 my favorite
    'what's long, red and right behind you' :D:D:D

  • @myshoesrockyoursocks
    @myshoesrockyoursocks 13 лет назад +1

    LMAO XD I love Lewis XD

  • @qrrbrbirbel2
    @qrrbrbirbel2 14 лет назад

    Drews fake laugh at the end was funny and Ryans look to the audience when they applauded at Colins joke. Poor Lewis, he really does try his best to get the girls

  • @amandasmith7314
    @amandasmith7314 3 года назад +1

    These days someone could say they read a lot about serial killers and the girl would say OMG ME TOO 😂

  • @bchen0709
    @bchen0709 15 лет назад

    that makes colin's so much funnier now that I know what type of character lewis is

  • @ellis51773
    @ellis51773 4 года назад

    the intestine thing is something you can never, ever unhear.

  • @Marmanandfriends
    @Marmanandfriends 11 лет назад +2

    are you some angel whose had there wings hacked off LOL

  • @mafrek
    @mafrek 15 лет назад

    i love the serial killer one

  • @Caitlina123
    @Caitlina123 12 лет назад +1

    I.Love.Him:-)

  • @joyceksl
    @joyceksl 13 лет назад

    @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    thanks for ur help! no full episodes, but good enough to see ryan saying 'Nooooooo' again ;)

  • @budprepper3811
    @budprepper3811 10 лет назад

    smooooth operator

  • @skippercj28
    @skippercj28 15 лет назад +1

    lmao now i know why colin says that

  • @mart2746
    @mart2746 5 лет назад

    Ladies, you just thought you heard all the worst pick up lines until you discovered Lewis from the Drew Carey Show.

  • @sjsawyer
    @sjsawyer 14 лет назад +1

    Haha after all of those Ryan clips, Colin comes in and kills it (in the good way).

  • @fuscinula
    @fuscinula 6 лет назад

    2:35 made me laugh out loud.

  • @kingofkards91
    @kingofkards91 16 лет назад

    It's on youtube, but I don't remember where exactly, look in my subscriptions or favorites. It's in there somewhere.

  • @TooBigToHide
    @TooBigToHide 11 лет назад +3

    5:40 The start of Bioshock....

  • @agulekyoh
    @agulekyoh 14 лет назад

    wow. thanks!

  • @Qermaq
    @Qermaq 15 лет назад +1

    Lewis is Everyman.
    Especially me.

  • @rockfairy91
    @rockfairy91 13 лет назад

    Hahahahaha great ending xD

  • @cryofist
    @cryofist 8 лет назад +1

    what episode is the 3:01 clip from?

  • @mariarosemarie
    @mariarosemarie 13 лет назад +1

    Hahahaha his face at 7:00.

  • @corwinfreak19
    @corwinfreak19 15 лет назад

    hahaha ryans face in that last scene with colin is gold! lol does anybody know what episode that was from?

  • @Chortleclips
    @Chortleclips 14 лет назад

    "so where exactly do you live?" lol!

  • @MichaelBlaneWalker
    @MichaelBlaneWalker 5 месяцев назад

    “I once kissed Captain Hair…”