The Pick Up Lines of Ryan Stiles

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @SlowChildrenAtPlay13
    @SlowChildrenAtPlay13 11 лет назад +65

    if he came up to me and said any of those lines i would fall for him because its ryan stiles

  • @KevinRider
    @KevinRider 7 лет назад +136

    "i play Lewis on the drew Carey show"
    Ryan to the audience "NO STOP NO LAUGHING "

  • @doow90
    @doow90 7 лет назад +115

    Ryan: "So are you a women or... an Angel who's wings have been hacked off by some Sicko?"
    Best line ever!!!

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 8 лет назад +170

    kissing is just pressing your lips to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines... i am using that one

  • @paesanng
    @paesanng 8 лет назад +60

    Ryan is the best.

  • @ProfessorChops
    @ProfessorChops 7 лет назад +27

    I always liked "So if that leg is Thanksgiving and that leg is Christmas, what do you say to me spending some time between holidays?"

  • @mikewright7964
    @mikewright7964 8 лет назад +80

    For all the fat jokes, Drew made Ryan say the worst pick up lines

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller 5 лет назад +19

    7:25 Drew’s triumphant laughter at the joke made at Ryan’s expense.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 6 лет назад +27

    “Look what happens when we stay sober and they get drunk.”
    “Look at that!”

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 13 лет назад +15

    My favorite line , i cant remember which episode it was...Ryan was like...you deposit $1000 when the ugly teller is working, then you withdraw $1000 when the cute teller is in, you keep repeating this and she will think you're a millionare and want to go out with you.

  • @darksideofevil13
    @darksideofevil13 8 лет назад +168

    The Original Glen Quagmire.

    • @BobSmith-dt6xs
      @BobSmith-dt6xs 8 лет назад +8

      Quagmire actually does have some success though.

    • @forgiveness7959
      @forgiveness7959 8 лет назад +4

      A true master hopes that their students go on to be greater then them.

    • @CountryMetal01
      @CountryMetal01 8 лет назад

      Nooo, Glen is Suckessful

    • @mikewright7964
      @mikewright7964 8 лет назад +4

      The only original thing Family Guy has is the design of the characters. Everything else are just pop references and laziness. Don't know why it's so popular.

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 8 лет назад +3

      Well it sucks now. But for awhile the randomness of the humor was pretty appealing.

  • @coralreef4184
    @coralreef4184 12 лет назад +21

    those ladies are turning down the deal of a lifetime

  • @teresahenry4171
    @teresahenry4171 5 лет назад +13

    "What's long and red right behind you?" 😂😂😂😂

    • @teresahenry4171
      @teresahenry4171 5 лет назад

      This is too funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dhuffman690
    @dhuffman690 14 лет назад +14

    "ooh la la, daddy likes"
    oh ryan...

  • @Stormbringer88
    @Stormbringer88 13 лет назад +12

    "I think all women are beautiful, that's how desperate I am" ~ Lewis

  • @DarkPaladin24
    @DarkPaladin24 12 лет назад +15

    I love the "As we say in the counseling game, there's no closure with your...clothes on" line lol

    • @infinityinfinityinfi
      @infinityinfinityinfi 7 лет назад +1

      DarkPaladin24
      Oh I'm sorry. You're not as screwed up as you made yourself out to be. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @spearminthappenings
    @spearminthappenings 13 лет назад +7

    "You know, most serial killers get caught because they boast about their crimes? That's not a mistake I'd make. So... where exactly do you live?"

  • @leirgauk
    @leirgauk 9 лет назад +156

    Where's "So, how'd you like to go back to my place and stare at the ceiling for 30 minutes while I make up excuses?"

  • @funkalicious2907
    @funkalicious2907 12 лет назад +25

    Oh goodness, Ryan said, "Daddy" and I nearly fell out of my chair. He's just so amazing. x3

  • @unstepintime
    @unstepintime 11 месяцев назад

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.. Thank you.

  • @igvu92
    @igvu92 14 лет назад +4

    "hey beautiful. how would u like to take a bath without ever stepping foot in a tub". lmao. thats some funny fucking shit

  • @elconejito99
    @elconejito99 8 лет назад +4

    i used yo watch this when i was a little kid...man does this bring memories

  • @JustinVierling
    @JustinVierling 13 лет назад +2

    Ryan Stiles made the Drew Carey Show epic..and it was one of the best shows on TV

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 8 лет назад +39

    I used to have such a crush on him lol

  • @jillianic
    @jillianic 15 лет назад +1

    ryan's hilarious! thanks for the vid!

  • @CamieRaeShivers
    @CamieRaeShivers 12 лет назад +4

    the funniest one was "hey what do u say we bocott our clothes" gets me every time XD

  • @nook5286
    @nook5286 9 лет назад +20

    In colins voice.. boy Ryan sure does have style... laugh... in his last name.. bigger laugh.. ur welcome

  • @gardNer899
    @gardNer899 13 лет назад +1

    I love how you started with whose like an ended with it too. That was one of my favorite scenes from a hat moments!

  • @MsRuffledfeathers
    @MsRuffledfeathers 12 лет назад +9

    'I was once part of the letter "h"'

  • @daltysmilth
    @daltysmilth 3 года назад +5

    Nowadays the line about serial killers would probably work.

  • @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    @BlueSmoothie4Eva 14 лет назад +11

    Colin: "I play Lewis on the Drew Carey show"
    Ryan: "NO NO NO!!!"
    Drew: "BAHAHAHAHAHA"

  • @lnyrny3
    @lnyrny3 3 года назад +2

    wish they would put this back on the tv it beats anything around these days

  • @mikeschreiber9601
    @mikeschreiber9601 6 лет назад +2

    "Hey, I've got cable." Unlikely to work in the mid-'90's but now we have "Netflix and chill."

  • @sisifromthefuture
    @sisifromthefuture 14 лет назад +6

    "This is your lucky Saint Patrick's Day."
    "'Cause we're magically delicious!"

  • @fifi298
    @fifi298 16 лет назад +2

    "so are you a woman or an angel whose wings have been hacked off by some sicko..."
    Freaking priceless! Love Ryan Stiles... so hot!

  • @wesj1989
    @wesj1989 12 лет назад +2

    "Kissing is just putting your lips on the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines". LOL!!! I've never forgot that line!

  • @KatalinaKristina
    @KatalinaKristina 15 лет назад +3

    Im thank God for the creation of Ryan Stiles

  • @muslehzaini
    @muslehzaini 7 лет назад +25

    barney stinson is that your dad?

  • @communiqation
    @communiqation 16 лет назад +3

    I play Louis on the Drew Carey show.
    God I love Colin.

  • @geling101
    @geling101 15 лет назад +4

    oooh 1:07 ryan is not wearing a long sleeved shirt.. he looks so much better..
    love ryan. ♥♥

  • @edomazo4293
    @edomazo4293 9 лет назад +68

    - I am - thank God- a lesbian = I love that line xd

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 7 лет назад

      Hate that line

    • @Bloom_HD
      @Bloom_HD 7 лет назад +6

      Edo mazo Whose line was it anyway?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 7 лет назад +1

      Bloom HD Tasha Yar's

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 12 лет назад

    AWW hell yeah man! thanks!!! LOL!! I think im going to torrent the series now!

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT 12 лет назад +6

    Oh, how I love Colin Mochrie. He makes a mockery of life in the best of ways.

  • @nickityler8685
    @nickityler8685 8 лет назад +19

    Ryan's so cute I think I wouldn't of cared for the pick up lines

  • @YouSuckNoJutsu
    @YouSuckNoJutsu 14 лет назад +3

    Oh, boy! RYAN! Take me right NOW!

  • @philipthomson7460
    @philipthomson7460 4 года назад +1

    5:18 The look she gives him! 😂😂

  • @pavester4
    @pavester4 12 лет назад +3

    Exactly what I was thinking. He's like Barry Stinson haha

  • @krusader85
    @krusader85 15 лет назад +2

    Ryan is so cool

  • @andrewrchooven1996
    @andrewrchooven1996 3 года назад +1

    Ryan Stiles is the best

  • @thewrongperson676
    @thewrongperson676 12 лет назад

    That was a great ending scene for this clip!

  • @PANiCitsGRACE
    @PANiCitsGRACE 16 лет назад +3

    I wouldnt reject any of Ryan's lines. ;D

  • @wreckerman13
    @wreckerman13 12 лет назад

    I could watch these clips all day long, hahahahaha

  • @Minecraftaholic99
    @Minecraftaholic99 12 лет назад +1

    the serial killer part killed me

  • @funkalicious2907
    @funkalicious2907 12 лет назад +1

    ~ I love Ryan so much.

  • @samadamson2194
    @samadamson2194 6 лет назад +9

    So where EXACTLY do you live? 😂😂😂

  • @philipbarbossa
    @philipbarbossa 7 лет назад +1

    That serial killer talk would have worked on me

  • @AnimeLuver2597
    @AnimeLuver2597 12 лет назад +1

    As long as it's Ryan, I would fall for any of those lines :P

  • @potorrero
    @potorrero 14 лет назад +3

    How'd you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean.. LOL. I cried to that

  • @ForgottenNetwork
    @ForgottenNetwork 14 лет назад

    i loved the ending!

  • @JackRabbitSlim
    @JackRabbitSlim 15 лет назад +1

    Apart from the few clips of 'Whose Line Is it Anyway?', most of it is from a sitcom called 'The Drew Carey Show' where Ryan played a character called Lewis.

  • @00PsYcHe00
    @00PsYcHe00  16 лет назад

    lol i think that is probably the most unique one of the lot! made me laugh the most!

  • @mightilyoats2729
    @mightilyoats2729 3 года назад +4

    It's so fucking hilarious nowadays, when he's talking about being into serial killers, and how he reads a lot of books on serial killers, and this is somehow supposed to be a turn-off to women, in the day and age when a great many women are obsessed with watching serial killer shows.

  • @flaekon
    @flaekon 11 лет назад +2

    I'd be like: "whatever you say, I'm yours!"

  • @Torgo224
    @Torgo224 12 лет назад

    Story of my life right here

  • @cryofist
    @cryofist 8 лет назад +1

    what episode is the 3:01 clip from?

  • @mart2746
    @mart2746 5 лет назад

    Ladies, you just thought you heard all the worst pick up lines until you discovered Lewis from the Drew Carey Show.

  • @tracksabbath29
    @tracksabbath29 16 лет назад

    Awesome video

  • @sangtujoh
    @sangtujoh 14 лет назад

    the "water goddess" line is the best!

  • @Marmanandfriends
    @Marmanandfriends 11 лет назад +2

    are you some angel whose had there wings hacked off LOL

  • @amandasmith7314
    @amandasmith7314 3 года назад +1

    These days someone could say they read a lot about serial killers and the girl would say OMG ME TOO 😂

  • @ThefrypodiPod
    @ThefrypodiPod 11 лет назад

    Just finished watching the Drew Carey Show series in less than two weeks

  • @kalebpost20
    @kalebpost20 9 лет назад +10

    Reminds me of Hawkeye Pierce

  • @indywolf1
    @indywolf1 14 лет назад +1

    "I read a lot of books about serial killers."

  • @Shadowdreamer4
    @Shadowdreamer4 13 лет назад

    that last one was the best xD

  • @kingofkards91
    @kingofkards91 16 лет назад

    It's on youtube, but I don't remember where exactly, look in my subscriptions or favorites. It's in there somewhere.

  • @qrrbrbirbel2
    @qrrbrbirbel2 14 лет назад

    Drews fake laugh at the end was funny and Ryans look to the audience when they applauded at Colins joke. Poor Lewis, he really does try his best to get the girls

  • @communistjesus
    @communistjesus 13 лет назад

    "SO ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED??... CUZ YOU BE RUNNING ON MY MIND ALL NIGHT LONG"

  • @sjsawyer
    @sjsawyer 14 лет назад +1

    Haha after all of those Ryan clips, Colin comes in and kills it (in the good way).

  • @T0mmyPL
    @T0mmyPL 15 лет назад

    1:12 my favorite
    'what's long, red and right behind you' :D:D:D

  • @HarvesterOfEyes91
    @HarvesterOfEyes91 15 лет назад

    lmfao loved the ending !!!

  • @bchen0709
    @bchen0709 15 лет назад

    that makes colin's so much funnier now that I know what type of character lewis is

  • @joyceksl
    @joyceksl 14 лет назад

    @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    thanks for ur help! no full episodes, but good enough to see ryan saying 'Nooooooo' again ;)

  • @TooBigToHide
    @TooBigToHide 11 лет назад +3

    5:40 The start of Bioshock....

  • @ellis51773
    @ellis51773 5 лет назад

    the intestine thing is something you can never, ever unhear.

  • @KayVox
    @KayVox 6 лет назад

    5:42 Andrew Ryan Stiles, everybody.

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 8 лет назад

    0:08- In this day and age, that line is replaced with "Hey, I've got Netflix."
    2:55- Sure, Lewis, try to impress Lt. Tasha Yar from Star Trek: The Next Generation with that line.

  • @Qermaq
    @Qermaq 16 лет назад +1

    Lewis is Everyman.
    Especially me.

  • @brainrich1358
    @brainrich1358 6 лет назад

    5:02 wth with that random ass laugh lol

  • @Theakker3B
    @Theakker3B 12 лет назад

    Oh my god, I remember TBS Superstation! I never see this show on syndication. Too bad.

  • @BroadwayMistress
    @BroadwayMistress 12 лет назад

    The last one was the perfect ending.

  • @Caitlina123
    @Caitlina123 12 лет назад +1

    I.Love.Him:-)

  • @myshoesrockyoursocks
    @myshoesrockyoursocks 13 лет назад +1

    LMAO XD I love Lewis XD

  • @corwinfreak19
    @corwinfreak19 16 лет назад

    hahaha ryans face in that last scene with colin is gold! lol does anybody know what episode that was from?

  • @ShelboCoop
    @ShelboCoop 15 лет назад +1

    which episode of whose line is at 7:20 till the end??.plz andthnx ryan is so sexy..love the ending just need to know which eepi it is

  • @fuscinula
    @fuscinula 7 лет назад

    2:35 made me laugh out loud.

  • @RossDougherty
    @RossDougherty 2 года назад +1

    Sure he's a creep but some of these are smooth af.

  • @mafrek
    @mafrek 16 лет назад

    i love the serial killer one

  • @mariarosemarie
    @mariarosemarie 14 лет назад +1

    Hahahaha his face at 7:00.

  • @TylerBlackfan
    @TylerBlackfan 9 лет назад +6

    He finally got one then he had to say the worst thing i read a lot of stuff about serial killers u idiot facepalm lmfao Lewis u fool lol i miss this and badly wish it was on DVD
    all of it not just season 1

  • @BlueSmoothie4Eva
    @BlueSmoothie4Eva 14 лет назад

    @joyceksl your welcome. sorry! i'll try and find the full episode :)