What that guy said about you making him happy on a bad day, I feel there's a he'll of a lot of people including myself that feel the same way about you guys. Thank you Freah Spawns.
The part from 11:39 is like some deleted scene from the deliverance. Absolutely brilliant. When you was chasing him, it would if been funny to use that megaphone.
When John said, "you forgot your zucchini", I completely lost it and spit my drink out through my nose lol and I haven't done that since high school I'm 43 now 😅 this has to be one of the funniest ones I've seen yeah guys good stuff I've got to try this sometime 🤘😁
A blood bag lottery might be fun. Get loads of healthy players together. Draw a bag of blood from each. Then re-distribute them randomly, so each person has one bag to replenish their health. The winner gets something really cool, like a car headlight bulb.
I just started playing dayz like 2 weeks ago and I keep getting stuck streaming myself playing for like 12 hours straight.😂 I found you guys and I've seen every video. You guys are HILARIOUS. By far my new favorite channel.😁
Ive been watching for a few months. I get Lewis and Simon vibes from yogscast from the both of you which I haven’t felt since I was a child. Can’t stop watching
I’ve been playing day z since August and Im love with the game, also always trynna look for day z content creators, y’all are definitely up there keep up the good work
In the old days of Dayz, we use to have a farm in the Elektro police station garden. It was always friendly at first, with up to 10 survivors turning up but then the shooting would start, usually from sniper hill and it would all kick off.
When giving someone bad blood it is good to put them to the lower end of moderate or to weak pulse so they go to minimum and continue to pass out many times
Uh, ah, no, may be the best response to being beaned by a shovel I've ever heard. i never get these encounters on console, just the sweet red screen of death.
You guys are some of the funniest RUclipsrs 🤣 I literally watch your videos at work and home and glad I found your channel. DayZ needs more players like you guys
Boys, you have quickly become my favourite channel on yt. The noise that plays whenever someone pulls a gun has me in stitches every time without fail. Started playing dayz on stream since starting watching your vids. Absolute legends.
Thank you guys for being you. So I am a freshy, fresh , fresh to the game of day z. Today you taught me about farming, and I thank you... Fred from Mississippi USA.
Always amazing content guys, keep it up boys! Laughed at the nice fellow going “YOURE gonna hit me with a shovel and YOURE gonna shoot me” LMAO, calling out the dynamic duo XD
There was another player behind John at the beginning of the video. He comes out of the shed next to the house in the first few seconds of the video lol
What that guy said about you making him happy on a bad day, I feel there's a he'll of a lot of people including myself that feel the same way about you guys. Thank you Freah Spawns.
Thanks Daniel! It’s so nice to hear that our videos cheer people up! Hope you’re having a good day 👨🌾
Man have been watching them like non stop for the Last 3 days they threw me into so many laughing fits 🤣🤣
That lad at the start 🥺
I only found this channel a few days ago but has easily become one of my go to channels to watch. Always entertaining
Welcome to the channel! Glad to hear you’re enjoying the videos. Thanks for commenting 👨🌾👊
Was just about to say the same thing! Keep it up!
George: "Trust me you're going to love these zucchinis"
Rando: "i want to kill myself"
😂😂😂
The only fun part of Monday is a new video from Fresh Spawns
Best line made me laugh out loud “ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS DO THE SAME THING” thanks for making me laugh and many others
The part from 11:39 is like some deleted scene from the deliverance. Absolutely brilliant.
When you was chasing him, it would if been funny to use that megaphone.
You guys need your own show, your both so witty and the fact that it’s improv makes it better
"No I've got gear" lmao😂😂😂
Yes lads. Always look forward to the Monday uploads 👊
Cheers Henry! 👊👨🌾
Keeping the legacy of commenting for more uploads alive
That's funny good stuff
When John said, "you forgot your zucchini", I completely lost it and spit my drink out through my nose lol and I haven't done that since high school I'm 43 now 😅 this has to be one of the funniest ones I've seen yeah guys good stuff I've got to try this sometime 🤘😁
😂 thanks Nick! Bringing back high school memories ?
That second guy did the right thing and got out of there in a hurry 😭
Later that year George and John were in extreme debt from farming and starved to death in their house.
🧑🌾 😭
How tf 72 years ago 😂
Sell humans not crops
A maximillianmus fan bruhhhhh
@@ledionbajrami3540 ikr
He said no but he definitely meant yes 😂😂
A blood bag lottery might be fun. Get loads of healthy players together. Draw a bag of blood from each. Then re-distribute them randomly, so each person has one bag to replenish their health. The winner gets something really cool, like a car headlight bulb.
This is legit I would call in to work to watch that episode
Now this is what I call entertainment
You mean “blood bag roulette” lol
@@IamBATMAN2024 Neither is appropriate but both are sufficient.
car headlight bulbs are common though?
Soon as I saw the title I started laughing and thought you bloody rascals are gunna get into trouble on this one... (Fresh Spawns were the trouble XD)
This took a wild cannibalistic turn real quick
Y’all do a good job of keeping dayz alive
I just started playing dayz like 2 weeks ago and I keep getting stuck streaming myself playing for like 12 hours straight.😂 I found you guys and I've seen every video. You guys are HILARIOUS. By far my new favorite channel.😁
Cheers Alex! Glad to hear you’re enjoying DayZ! 🧟♂️
This was utterly hilarious. You guys noise people up better than anyone I've seen
11:15 Guy 'noped' the hell out of there. I am dying laughing 😂 Good video as always.
So proud of you two. Who would've thought a couple of pentioner grannys could have made this channel. Good stuff gals 🤘
"He left a bad review"...lmao
Ive been watching for a few months. I get Lewis and Simon vibes from yogscast from the both of you which I haven’t felt since I was a child. Can’t stop watching
4:52 that song from That Chapter man ahhaha your content is alway awesome,thanks to your guys my mondays are a lot better
Amazing video guys I’m never expecting your videos to get better. I’m going on DayZ right now and going farming. :)
Thanks Minny! 👨🌾
love the vids keep it up guys ive been watching since day one and loved every minute of it
We appreciate your support! 👨🌾👊
Sell humans not crops
Hell yeah, I love when I get to relax at home after school and watch some fresh spawns. You guys are hilarious
I’ve been playing day z since August and Im love with the game, also always trynna look for day z content creators, y’all are definitely up there keep up the good work
Only 6 mins in. YESSS you're gaining more notoriety.
"You're making it very difficult to bonk you on the head" lolol
The farm recycles. It puts the blood in the bag😉
This is gonna be good
Hope you enjoy it! 👨🌾
Sell humans not crops
Open the slave trade next😂☮️😂☮️
🥦🌽🥬🥨🫒
In the old days of Dayz, we use to have a farm in the Elektro police station garden. It was always friendly at first, with up to 10 survivors turning up but then the shooting would start, usually from sniper hill and it would all kick off.
Best part of my Mondays, getting off work and watching the freshspawns
Cheers Caleb! 👊👨🌾
When giving someone bad blood it is good to put them to the lower end of moderate or to weak pulse so they go to minimum and continue to pass out many times
Well done.... Again cracking content
Hope you enjoy it buddy! 👊👨🌾
looking forward to this through school
I knew it's not gonna be farming simulator dayz
That last guy got you both so good.
“That’ll be 69 dollars, please.” That was brilliant 😂😂
What a silly Billy he was..... the best customer service a military ground could offer
Uh, ah, no, may be the best response to being beaned by a shovel I've ever heard. i never get these encounters on console, just the sweet red screen of death.
You guys are some of the funniest RUclipsrs 🤣 I literally watch your videos at work and home and glad I found your channel. DayZ needs more players like you guys
Yo love the vids was here at 1.5k road to 20k
Thanks for the support! 👊👨🌾
Same same bro
Chasing players giggling as cannibals would make a good episode.
Yes new vid im so excited
Hope you enjoy it Nathan! 👨🌾
I couldn't stop laughing at this 🤣 keep it up lads and I can't wait for the next one. 👍🤝
I am loving the shovel bonk sound effect it should be in the game lol!
Boys, you have quickly become my favourite channel on yt. The noise that plays whenever someone pulls a gun has me in stitches every time without fail. Started playing dayz on stream since starting watching your vids. Absolute legends.
Cheers! 👊👨🌾
Thank you guys for being you. So I am a freshy, fresh , fresh to the game of day z. Today you taught me about farming, and I thank you... Fred from Mississippi USA.
Farmer John and Farmer George....They must be "Beatle" Farmers
Are shoe fresh shpawnsh. Yesh? 😂😂 Big up bread man. Honesty is a thing of the past, glad he's holding onto tradition! 🤣
Quite the salesman tactics. You could sell water to a fish with dynamite. 😂😂🐠🐠💦💦
Shovel to the head sound effect kills me every time! Lol
I love the fact that you guys are doing different dayz content than all the other, a reason to like Mondays
Thanks Davee! Glad you’re enjoying the videos 👊👨🌾
The shovel days were great
16:14 The desperate try to get some other players attention for some help against these crazy guys. 😆
I am late:/ school y'know. You guys are so professional, keep up the work!!!!!!
Thanks! 👊👨🌾
That second guy. Holy crap i love what you guys did to him. so damn funny !.
Nice content as always guys. Thanks for the videos (:
Cheers Stefan! He was a cool guy and I think he enjoyed his time on the farm! 👨🌾
@@FreshSpawns I think he did too (:
Always amazing content guys, keep it up boys! Laughed at the nice fellow going “YOURE gonna hit me with a shovel and YOURE gonna shoot me” LMAO, calling out the dynamic duo XD
Haha he knew the plan! 👨🌾
Glad to see you guys taking off like I knew you would!
Cheers Durtee! 👊 Thanks for sticking with us
This was a nice wholesome one.
Good job guy keep good work
Cheers! 👊👨🌾
0"10 that dude coming out of the shed lmao
14 year old girls: ZUCCHINIS ARE HUMAN TOO!!!
George and John: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
i look forward to the monday shenanigans , you guys rock CHEERS
You also ROCK! Thanks for commenting! 👊👨🌾
This video truly made me laugh out loud. Keep it up guys
Cheers Joey! 👊👨🌾
"youre making it very difficult to bonk you on the head with a shovel" lmao
0:09 I'm surprised they didn't notice that guy over there.
You guys are great, this is definitely one of the funniest I've seen 🤣👍
man, this was hilarious!! I'm staying the hell away from ya'll crazy blood farmers and your world class zucchini's!! Day Z just went Cra zy! lol
nice, very creative
Thanks! Hope you enjoy 👨🌾
Been eagerly awaiting your next upload I’m sure it will be a good one!
That was a textbook NOPE from that second guy.
monday is always the best, i was in a shity mood until i got home a watched you guys. laugh my ass off with you videos
That’s so nice to hear! Glad you enjoyed it. Same time every week! 😊👨🌾
this is just pure entertainment
Forcing him to come back and eat zucchini 😂😂 then feeding him human 🤣🤣
Enjoyed that 🤣 keep up the good work lads 👍
Always look forward to mondays now!
Finna buy some gah damn merch!
Congrats on 18k, very cool to see you guys grow ☺️
Thanks for your support slexify! 😊 And thanks again for watching our stream at 6am, that’s commitment! 👨🌾🧡
@@FreshSpawns :)
The background music was so peaceful and making me fall asleep that 2:26 scared the shit out of me
Another good one guys see you next week!
The boys have uploaded.. immediate THUMBS UP!
Y’all make the best videos!! Love the content keep it up 👍🏻
Thanks Chris! 👊👨🌾
Guys he has a nut allergy to salmon. Make sure he doesn’t eat any of it!
Yes 👍 just about to start watching 👀 the video im hyped to see u two legends in ur plots and schemes 😆 🤣 lol
Cheers Julian! Hope you enjoy it! 👨🌾👊
I’ve shared this video with my discord
Thanks, we appreciate the support! It really helps! 👊👨🌾
There was another player behind John at the beginning of the video. He comes out of the shed next to the house in the first few seconds of the video lol
We need a new video everyday Mondays are too far apart. Lol 😂 great vid Bois
We stream every Wednesday at 8pm on Twitch too!
You can be a weed farmer….. ok now I’m gonna play some dayZ just call me papachronic because ima get everyone lit 🔥 😂😂😂
You guys are brilliant I always look out for the new vid
Thanks Liam! We appreciate you watching 😁
It’s in our blood he says 😂😂😂
Love everything about this💙
Thanks! 🧡
@@FreshSpawns appreciate the content, keep it up George & John YA GOIN PLACES💫
You guys should have brought him to your farm and as he's eating a zucchini, gave him some weed
25:00 lol! 🤣
I don't even play DayZ, I have it but never really played it. But I've been enjoying the hell out of your videos.
When u both accidentally ate the human steak killed me 😭🤣😂🤣😂
"He left a bad review" hahahaha
This is by far my new favourite channel😂 top