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The Scott Philmore joke about the bite marks on the shotgun may be one of the best written jokes I’ve heard in sooo long
I read your comment before I saw his set and I still laughed out loud. 😂
The set up was too long but it’s forsure an s tier top tier joke
Yeah that was a better joke than Hans has had in a really long time. Just needs more jokes but it killed harder than all of Hans punch lines combined
@@antinsanwo yeah it’s a shame I want to see more of him over Hans
May be better than Hans "I fuck white women" has ever EVER been
love how Hans stood there for like five minutes just to get that Infinity Stone joke off 😂
"Thaaaaank you"
It was a great joke tho
He’s getting so sloppy
@@bloodgush25 It's hard coming up with new material all the time. Especially, if you don't take it that seriously. I feel like he just wakes up on the day of the show and mickey mouse's something together. Hasn't sounded natural in a minute.
Every new minute: so I do cocaine with my girlfriend
No one laughs harder at a David Lucas joke than David Lucas
Yo azz
Its such a forced laugh too
You like uncle Lazer huh?
@@gibbykimble2220 no not really?
No I think I’m the one that laughs harder than David
'Here David hold this. That's a regular sized book" had me dead 😂😂😂 on me .
David is why you dont empower cuz equity
On me as well
using "as well" in the same sentence as "on me" sent me@@TheofficalNRA
Then David should’ve placed the book in front of Joe’s forehead and say “regular size indeed”
8:40 Lucas and Derosa
12:20 Hans Kim
16:42 Scott filmore
24:02 Nathan mccally
32:03 Matt Revis
40:43 Cam Patterson
48:47 Seth Chavez
54:28 David Jolly
1:05:24 Luke Smith
1:18:52 Kelly McCierney
1:28:05 William Montgomery 🐐
Apologies for the spelling of the names, I’m tired and in the words of Patrice O’Neal “Galifinakis is the last shitty last name that I’m gonna learn in this fucking funky town.”
Luke Smith/Vaccine Girl
Hans Kim not really funny. Seems nice enough, but for real.
You spelled Goat wrong... but you saved it with the emoji.
If you’re tired go to sleep, no one asked for this😂
You are the MVP
I almost have anxiety at this point knowing that most people that come on kill Tony have "just moved here this week" "Im on alot of drugs" "i have been doing comedy 10 years".
we haven’t had consistent bucket pulls in a couple episodes and it hurts so bad
it’s embarrassing
KT is getting too big to let just random people on. There's a reason Last Comic Standing only showed the mid to good sets. 90% of them were probably unfunny burnouts like we're seeing now.
@@get8bit I mean that’s the whole premise of the show though, that it’s completely random, it just seems recently with the bigger KT is getting , more shit shows that think they are hot shit are trying to get their break
@@aydenluster2243 The completely random thing guarantees shit performances when there are 1000 idiots putting their names in. I know it's been part of the show since day 1, but they're too big now. They need to make a change or this is all we'll get now that they're so popular. Last Comic Standing and American Idol probably had 99% of contestants sucking balls.
This will probably get buried in the comments but Kam Patterson is a quietly nice person. Was in Austin two weeks ago for a bachelor party and saw him come out of a convenient store across from the Mothership. Handed a homeless guy food and a Gatorade, gave him a hug and then jogged back to the Mothership. No one was watching or saw him but me. Idk thought it was worth sharing. Keep it up Kam you da man!
Kam Patterson's burner account
💀
I actually seen this happening as well and seen you walk over smack the Gatorade out of the homeless guys hand. You should be ashamed
@@hc2013lmaoo
dope asf
"One trans person from an infinity stone" was hilarious😂
what was he referring to?
@@rb9888 He has to "defend" himself weekly from contenders who would take his regular spot on Kill Tony. He's "...defeated a gay, a Mexican, a woman, two r*tards..." now he's, "one trans person away from an infinity stone". The joke's @23:15.
@@rb9888if you have to ask you should stop watching the show.
Referring to Thanos from Avengers . He probably meant to say an infinity gauntlet which requires 6 Infinity stones to power it but the joke still landed @@rb9888
It's honesty the first funny thing I've ever heard him say
I hope we get to see that scott philmore guy more. His jokes are good and his interview last week was awesome. I wish they would've interviewed him more this episode.
Definitely had some nerves tonight, can't wait til he gets more comfortable on stage
Yeah saying "I'm ghey" 5 times in 60 seconds is hilarious 👍
Hans's jokes were meh at best! Although its hard to find new jokes every week
That guy sucked
His whole thing is "Im gay", the wells run dry on his interview.
That Scott Filmore shotgun joke was amazing. We need this guy on more.
It was better than any of Hans jokes, but Hans had more jokes that were still good jokes.
He lost fair and square, and David was making fat jokes when he's as fat if not fatter. It's funny cos he's so un-selfaware. But I felt like he was bullying him. I don't even particularly like the gays, but it was painful to watch.
He's a funny dude he will make it eventually as long as he keeps it up
@@leinad.sif you ask tim Dillon, the best part of being fat is calling other people fat lmao
Joke was ghey as fuck
I'm pretty sure he also said it in the interview his last time up. But still great
Malina being offended by Tony assuming she’s a hoe right after volunteering to kiss a random dude for the second time on the show is exactly how I thought she would respond after talking about being jabbed 😂😂😂
L m a o😂
Unfortunately she represents a large chunk of women nowadays. I honestly can see why men turn gay these days
Real dog brain activities
The chemist in her couldn’t stand the fire fighters labido.
hahahaa
1:38:14 Seeing “I Got a Sweet Little Dog Yesterday” become Kill Tony’s unofficial anthem gives me so much joy. 🤣
Hans Kim battling for his job is the best thing in KT history
Hans kim actually lost this set but I love both
@@GeorgetteDuarte-wi9el not really. one killer joke doesn't trump a fully solid 60 seconds. especially if you are looking for someone that needs to write a full new minute each week.
Last weeks episode Tony said Hans should beat Casey Rocket next. I want to see that
Hans vs Casey Rocket!!! WE WANT IT
@@robertcane7432that one joke made me forget Hans entire set
Tony is a God-damned Saint for keeping this freight train rolling.
Exactly. He had to carry the team tonight 😅
ya, derosa was mid@@dangdanyelle
@@__L_S_B__I thought he did pretty good
yea david is a terrible guest.
You guys always Blame the guests, but all the comedians were horrible.... David did fuck up with Kam tho talked way too much.... other then that 90% of the sets/the interviewers were horrible, and not even so bad it was good it was just terrible, and Tony's angry energy screwed over the one good bucket pull the fat guy who got kissed he was even a dick to the poor girl that came up🤦♂️(Hans Kim was hilarious, funny fat gay dude sucked this week too)
"You shouldn't take mushrooms before a show"
"Oh"
"DONT BACKTALK ME"
David Jolly killed it tonight I was cracking up “cup dem nuts!!!” Hahaha
“BITCH GET THEM NUTS”
Redbans been killing it on the soundboard recently....this is a statement i thought id never say😅
He had to step it up after the powerful William Montgomery called him on “being creepy with all the bitches” and asking why he was still on the show!
need more angel soundbits, hallelujahs
Ever since he had that creeper episode a few weeks when Tony looked like he wanted to punch him, he's really upped his game.
Agreed. He was on point during the interview with the rapist from Seattle. Superb.
@@jamesmartin2740Tony’s gotta be the devil as a boss like if you don’t like it you hit the road he seems like he would do that to everyone maybe not his mother but everybody else even David if he ever bombed super hard tony is ruthless with his honesty you can’t be mad cause he’s honest even if he’s wrong he still honestly thinks that lol that’s rare character trait and he’s not sexist he tears women new ones when their not funny either
Scott was actually hilarious he just needed more material, hope hes on again because with more time im sure dude can have some funny ass material
I like Scotts jokes alot, yeah he needs a bit more material tho
That shotgun barrel bit was killer
He needs a silver ticket
he handled david pretty well
Agreed! Keep doing it!
Man at 42:47 the sheer bliss tony feels from just watching two people really help and helping push to the fore front just so amazing on his show
David telling everyone to stand up for William while remaining seated was the best bit of the night 😂
David sipping out of the cup multiple times despite it being empty had me dying
The Fools Sip
He opened for Tony at Chicago theature like a week or two ago and he kept sipping it too haha
A classic fools sip. Kurt Metzger did the new infamous delayed fools sip. 😊
dude's got bad nerves, that's why he's always sucking on the vape
@@okedokieyou spelled "addiction" wrong
Happy KT Monday y'all
I love you
:)
Happy Labor Day
Hell yeah!!!
Let’s go
watching david lucas and kam paterson have such a good time together must make tony feel like a proud father lmao
proud step father
I’m so happy for this show lol it gives me some of the deepest laughs I’ve had in years.
Holy shit Hans saying he's one transperson away from an infinity stone killed me 😂😂😂
It was definitely the funniest thing he’s said in a while 😂
Should have been INFINITY GAUNTLET
disney adult energy
Hans unfiltered is pretty underratedly funny
Anyone else notice the drummers facial expressions after every bad joke. 😂
I love watching the band reacting silently in the background, not to mention when they react audibly on their instruments too.
Sometimes it looks like the drummer is wincing from eating sour lemons n shit lmao while the saxophonist just lets out what looks like an "OOF" and gets a shiteating grin.
i HAD TO KEEP REWATCHING Tony telling Joe DeRosa not to yell at David Lucas lmfao
I've binged Kill Tony the last day or two and I've realized.. dude is the Gordon Ramsay of comedy 🙏
Chinese food being his fav ofc
David laughing at his own jokes is more terrifying than Rosanes laugh
love his laugh its so contagious
David took a L this episode
Is he funny though?
hes been doing that since day one.
@@sleeperbuild11gross dude.
David roasting Joe's forehead while his own hairline is touching the back of his collar is hilarious
David hairline crisp and is nowhere near pushed back. No idea what you lookin at bruh
@@machosavage4194 bruh both their foreheads nearly the same height. Check the video thumbnail.
Was the “back of his collar” an exaggeration, absolutely. Still funny tho….
Prolly why Joe said “that goes the same for your” after the JFK joke
@@machosavage4194 i know this is very late but david's hairline is CLEARLY pretty receded
Nathan was a cool dude. You can tell he was nervous and not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed but he tried I give him props lol
Yeah I understand too my baby brother has ADHD I felt bad for him but glad he got on the show 👍
@@allanwalsh95TSVYeah, most people don’t understand just how insane that shit can be when it’s bad. Most who have it it isn’t horrible, but if you know, you can tell his is pretty severe. Probably has OCD on top of it as well.
@@SnailHataneverybody claims to have that shit or autism now most us act similar and it’s not real conditions it’s just people being them
@@user-cc9vw4mo6g they are real conditions, however people have been jumping on the self diagnosis bandwagon because their lives are so shitty they need to have an excuse to say "look at mee, look at meeee! I have something wrong with me which allows me to act out with an excuse now" to try and garner sympathy while denouncing personal accountability.
In my case im pursuing diagnostics in regards to ADHD and or autism mainly because my behavioral health specialists have strongly hinted they cant diagnose me but heavily recommended i do pursue one from the appropriate facilities. Basically as if to say "youre on the spectrum, but its a liability for us to diagnose you as such here".
Im not looking to use the diagnosis as a scapegoat to act out in public, but to understand myself better to be able to better cope with my reality and recognize signs of things like triggers that will absolutely ruin mine and others days.
Love seeing David come back as a guest. He leveled up and now we got Kam weekly. Beautiful
where's my b00lletpr00f tesla?!🤔
That shotgun joke by Scott was hysterical. Got a crop of some great new talent
gang vi0lence
It legitimately baffles me that this channel still has under a million subs. Stand up. Roasting. Improv/ conversational comedy. Kill tony deserves more credit.
It's coming. 😂
Lol no
he's shadowbanned for sure... His special "making friends" is one of the funniest ever and it still has less than a mil views...
Ok virgin@@__-bz7wh
Idk when i happened but they have broken one millions subs now
just what i needed
Hans’ infinity stone joke before he walked off had me rolling 23:20
yo Scott the hans kim challenger, you are super talented never quit !
Funnier than Hans, down.
@@mindtorquemusic Agreed, I don't find Hans very funny to be honest, at least in this format. To each their own though
@@mindtorquemusic Noice
He just didn't have enough joke while Hans had like 5 punchlines
His gun barrel joke was the best of the night though and last week he had me dying.
Funny ass dude
He's a clever comedian and will go far. His setups are far more professional than the vast majority of kill tony comics.
The bucket pulls tonight we’re horrendous 😂
I think KT has gotten so big, they're attracting all the losers that think just because they're depressed or weird, they must be a comedian. The odds are getting less and less the bucket pulls will be talented. There's a reason Last Comic Standing didn't show EVERY random audition, and just showed the mid to best auditions.
Also, the crowd is getting so big, no one thinks they'll get called up, so they get drunk or high first.
Wouldn’t have it any other way
@@get8bit great point! I think the show will need to evolve
Kill Tony should have like an American-idol style where you have to earn the bucket pull. Cus this shit ruins the show since inception 😂
@@calishiiine0006a lot of people watch the show just to see people bomb
David translating for Kamm had me in tears. Sometimes this show grabs you by surprise lmao
Get Stavvy Halkias on the judges table! He is perfect for this show
His laugh alone will carry the episode 😅
Hell yeah!
I fourth that
I imagine him and david Lucas laughing at each others laugh as the whole episode
Love watching David play candy crush on his phone all night
David was bitter af other black regulars taking his shine. Rumor is Tony asked him to retire
@@Davidrussle the fuck are you paying attention to kill tony rumors
I think he was too drunk 😂
@@Davidrusslenah his podcast is doing really good
@@Davidrusslethere's no fucking rumor like that Lmao where do people like you get off just absolutely making shit up??? 😂😂😨😨
Redban will offer spots at the secret show, DeRosa will offer 10% off sandwiches from his restaurant 😂
😂
Win-win😅
Man, that shotgun deep throat joke was funnier than anything I ever heard Hans say
When Redban interjects , says something stupid and kills the momentum it's somehow so such much funnier than a person saying somethibg witty 😂😂
"I do weed and eat mushrooms." - Every Austin comedian.
- every Austin resident
When KT delivers us Matt and Shane, we will be so happy
Blessed be the dawgs
“Where the my dawgs at”-DMX
You mean Matt and the one with the face
Underrated@@danielsingleterry580
Why the comma?
Great episode all around !
David Jolly has a story behind those eyes. I cannot wait to see this next chapter! Hilarious and beautiful.
Lost it when Redban started playing Rich Men North of Richmond while William was talking about looking in the mirror. Perfect timing 💀
Tony doesn't get enough credit for supporting up and coming comics... he has helped boost so many careers its crazy.
He gets plenty of credit for being an absolute dick to 99% of up and coming comics. That’s why we’re here.
99% aren't up and coming... I'm talking about real comics, not people just trying@@pauljoseph8338
Name 2
He gets credit all the time...
Like Dave portnoy with pizza
Outro music was dope. 10/10 episode, it had everything!
The few times Redban kills it HE really KILLS IT and Tony loves it.
David Jolly is like a real life version of Kevin Hart’s dad impressions
Ahahahah so accurate, this comment is very underrated
shame he's just as hack as his nephew
@@spung5647he's way better then him and his interviews are way funnier imo I think Tony has a realisation during this episode that the uncle is the real show. Kam Il actually agree he's like a hack black comic for black comedy playing the uneducated black male character or emphasizing that part of his personality even.
Yea they should remove him though since hes more annoying than funny.
@@jebronlames9000 dude cam is actually kinda funny his uncles just an annoying loud crackhead
A full episode of David Lucas laughing at his own jokes , what a treat
His annoying ass fake laugh
Hopefully we won’t have to hear his stolen material at least
Davis is struggling to stay relevant in the KT 🌍 Tony forcing those laughs 😬
I love Scott Fillmore's material, looking forward to seeing him perform more
The Outro at the end composed by WIlliam Montgomery himself was dope as hell thx kill tony for an entertaining show!
Joe Derosa spazzing at the guy for taking mushrooms before Kill Tony was hilarious
Joe DeRossa is a b who needs to get checked. Half the show he putting his elbow on lucas, the other half he's talking to Tony making jokes at the expense of Lucas. Nah man. If Joe DeRossa gets shot, I wouldn't be surprised.
@@a-my9ql you sound like you need hell, I mean help.
Idk that was kinda weird to me. That guy was nowhere near as weird or awkward as most of the random people on.
Hilarious
Meanwhile everytime Joe Rogan or Bert Kreischer are on they are absolutely obliterated on all kinds of things, that dude made the whole episode strange
David Lucas holds and hits his vape like a 47 year old lesbian smokes a cigarette on her 15 minute break from McDonald's
😂😂😂😂
Another Great Episode!! 💯💯💯
I love how annoyed Tony gets with certain people that get drawn 😂
Dude Kill Tony has come so far.. something to be proud of. Thanks for the entertainment guys.
these bucket pulls were so rough this week holy shit
Most are now. Way more people Are signing up.
Because most of them were fucking high on drugs
Show has become so popular they need to start vetting these people because these are some ROUGH minutes
How long until David and Cam do a podcast together? Needs to happen, absolutely love their chemistry!
The band playing William Montgomery’s original song is a peak Kill Tony moment for me😂😂
David Lucas is tough for a whole show ngl
David really set himself up to get his own joke turned on him with that "if you stood in front of JFK he'd still be alive" roast to Joe hahaha
one of the best episodes in a while. we may not have had any real killers but Joe and David really brought the joy
I agree. Joe made me laugh a log and i enjoyed David much more drunk sitting on the panel than his minutes.
26:14 I would love a compilation of times Redban’s soundboard makes Tony laugh
William looking over to David at the end of his set and David saying “it’s alright,” was so wholesome
Yea, it was cute near the end too, David rubbed Williams belly and then gave him a pat on the butt :D
Im from Iran and you guys help me get through so much everyday bullshit around here man, thanks
"Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan"
"Rock n rolla Cola wars I can't take it anymore"
You probably LOVE when the bucket pulls "bomb"
Big fan of bombs huh
Comedy be universal
You better not turn the volume up or they'll cut your head off.
I thought the girl at the end was freaking hilarious 😂😂 She was so scraggily looking her jokes just grossed everyone out😂😂
Joe de Rosa’s “that’s a regular sized book” joke wins the last 10 years.
Saw it coming. Chuckled. Not a winner of a decade, but decent.
The Kam Patterson bit with David Lucas translating is incredible 😂
Key and Peele did it years ago
Here to reiterate - key and peele did it already.... After ripping off dave Chappelle's show format...
Joe DeRosa's book joke is a hall fame one liner on KT
I thought the gay suicide joke was pretty iconic too ngl the booth didn’t really react tho the crowd loved it
Tony already made that same joke before.
@@BilionaireBoysSwag Damn I've watched damn near all of them, my memory must be starting to sync with Tony's like a period
Man that was so funny. It's super hard to roast david.
That jokes been done a million times
Do y’all realize how genius this is a podcast a live show a comedy show hosts man y’all will kill it if y’all get artist to come perform 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Really liked the 2nd appearance of David Jolly he made me laugh my ass off sober😂
Best thing about Monday’s is KT!
William Montgomery looks like an ancient philosopher
fire. Nice job boys and gals
this was one of the best ones yet
DAMN it's hard not to love Mondays now. Best comedy show there is no contest
I wake up to Two Bears one Cave, then it's Bad Friends, and finally Kill Tony. Mondays are fantastic.
I love that Jon Deas is using a lot of synth patches recently. Sounds great!!
Yes
Nerd
The keyboard is the quiet glue holding the show together
@@stmp327😂
Yes! I'd rather hear that than Redban's tired sound effects
Back to Back banger episodes
Damn, another amazing episode.
the kam patterson david lucas translator bit was hilarious 😂😂
A mafka hold I down on my mom an dem feel me.
Best part of my week 🙏🏻
I feel so bad for the Nathan guy man 🤣 he was not ready these guys are ruthless 🤣🤣
Another immaculate vocal performance by Redban on the "This is Hans Kim" intro song, yet again!
I ain't never gonna staaahp..... watching the last ten minutes of every episode!
I wouldn't doubt it!!!!!!!!
Gotta see if Hans keeps his spot this week. lol
@@joebaumann1083 Back in the van by 2024!
@@joebaumann1083Hans blows. Hopefully not.
Hans is the man but Casey rocket is taking his spot
Seth Chavez was at the first open mic I ever attended in my life at MSU. I got a standing ovation. He was wearing a devil mask. He hosted a show at his house and he actually had good acts, such as Geoffrey Asmus. This was in 2015
I love the drummers face when as soon as the dude tried to do “Blackbird” lol, poor dude😂
That dude got David blushing, that definitely a nervous laugh...😂😂
Monday’s are the best because Kill Tony
Dude sobered up hella quick when he realized he couldn't use "I took mushrooms" as an excuse.
"I'm HIGH AS HELL"
"Black licorice braids"
FIIIIIRED.
tbf, i know how west texas be tho
Drunk David rides a very fine line between being hilarious and being annoying.
Kind of annoying ngl. Happens with lots of comics who get drunk on the show
I'd say he crossed the line.
David on a fine like is impossible. Too big
i think he might be to heavy to ride this line you speak off
@@bryanramirez8688David can stand on the equator line and be in 3 different continents at once
David Lucas weeping over Nathan's set had me rolling hahaha
The artists are so good💜
david lucas"s dead drunk stare at the bucket pulls was icing over the entire cake
FINALLY, active guests!