Ultimate High School Slander

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  • @hypoel1660
    @hypoel1660 10 месяцев назад +1718

    Very true , the Nerds in the classrom when they have a 99 when you spend all the week to study and get a 3 is very unfair

    • @MielBeta
      @MielBeta 9 месяцев назад +177

      As a nerd myself I can say that I upgraded my Skill Tree so that I don't have to study, however it hurts getting a 99 more than 98 or something below because it was a minor mistake, maybe grammar error or a missing symbol

    • @Paprika_Real4
      @Paprika_Real4 9 месяцев назад

      Disliked. Get good scrub

    • @bigmacbro9610
      @bigmacbro9610 9 месяцев назад +85

      Sounds like a skill issue in both cases.
      A skill tree issue.

    • @PurePain_1
      @PurePain_1 9 месяцев назад +71

      Nerds study more, it's where they got their name, so pretty fair if you ask me.

    • @hypoel1660
      @hypoel1660 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@PurePain_1 they don't

  • @General_MacArthur
    @General_MacArthur 9 месяцев назад +365

    high school coach: 🤡
    middle school coach: 🗿

    • @thebluefrawog
      @thebluefrawog 9 месяцев назад +3

      fax

    • @SamuelLongo1776
      @SamuelLongo1776 9 месяцев назад +5

      Why is that so true????

    • @KronosAnimates
      @KronosAnimates 9 месяцев назад +5

      as an australian who doesn’t have middle school, i can confirm i can not relate to this lol

    • @sunshinelolipops1
      @sunshinelolipops1 9 месяцев назад +3

      Real talk, same is true with the gym teachers

    • @catapultato1733
      @catapultato1733 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@KronosAnimatesit applies to primary school teachers

  • @mlijah2730
    @mlijah2730 9 месяцев назад +681

    I once had to inform the staff that the boys bathroom had no soap. It had been months. Nobody used soap once in months. They just said "yeah boys are gross, so nobody reported it before you lol"
    GUESS IF IT GOT FIXED. GUESS.

    • @Juancr2006
      @Juancr2006 9 месяцев назад +85

      Wait, You guys had soap?

    • @Jerry-ej9hn
      @Jerry-ej9hn 9 месяцев назад +72

      Devious lick 🤓🤓 Nobody has even bothered reporting that we don’t have any soap because we all know the school won’t do anything about it

    • @Evan_397
      @Evan_397 9 месяцев назад +60

      At my school some random guy straight up ripped 2 sinks out of the wall and it took like a year to get fixed. The sinks were literally laying on the floor for a month after the incident.

    • @blackcatsrock
      @blackcatsrock 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@Evan_397some kid at my school somehow managed to take an entire wall from the bathroom

    • @exoticgueslet3389
      @exoticgueslet3389 9 месяцев назад +2

      It didnt

  • @xbox07
    @xbox07 9 месяцев назад +877

    I'm currently in 11th at SRA, and the "getting to your next class" one was unbelievably on-point. Today I had to take the extra long way because people decided to congregate at the key entrances to the hallways instead of the air-conditioned building to the immediate left made specifically for that purpose

    • @beelzebub7221
      @beelzebub7221 9 месяцев назад

      love that shit, back in my school i would always have entire classes worth of people congregate ONLY in the intersections of the school, so you couldn't get around them to go to your classes. I don't understand how people can just decide to stand around in the only places where everyone needs to go to get to their classes instead of moving about 3 feet to the left where there was an entire lunchroom to talk and fuck around in. GET OUT THE DAMN WAY YA LITTLE SHITS

    • @Ofrew
      @Ofrew 9 месяцев назад +7

      thats just how it be man

    • @taylorandcaleb6631
      @taylorandcaleb6631 9 месяцев назад +4

      mf in my school I got 3 minutes

    • @PiegiXD_2319
      @PiegiXD_2319 9 месяцев назад +32

      Bro if a group of people group up in the way of everyone I am turning into A-Train ✋😭

    • @icy_orca9348
      @icy_orca9348 9 месяцев назад +5

      My school is the size of 3 towns

  • @typicalchannelname3796
    @typicalchannelname3796 9 месяцев назад +431

    0:38 You know damn well that, even if they taught anything useful in school, 95% of highschoolers wouldn't pay attention.

    • @kerbodynamicx472
      @kerbodynamicx472 9 месяцев назад +8

      What would be useful things to teach in high school though?

    • @Republic-Of-Vortania
      @Republic-Of-Vortania 9 месяцев назад

      @@kerbodynamicx472 In a world filled with awe-inspiring wonders, an unexpected clash unfolds between a toddler with godlike powers and the irreverent Peter Griffin. The stage is set in a sprawling metropolis, its skyscrapers reaching for the heavens as the sun begins to dip below the horizon.
      As the boss fight commences, the toddler stands at the epicenter of the city, radiating an otherworldly aura. With chubby hands poised, crackling energy pulses around the little one, representing their limitless potential. Their eyes gleam with a mischievous light, hinting at unimaginable power yet to be unleashed.
      On the other side of the battleground, Peter Griffin, known for his quirky antics and unpredictable nature, takes up his unintentional heroic role. Clad in his classic white button-down shirt and jeans, he cracks his knuckles with confidence, oblivious to the true magnitude of his opponent's abilities.
      The first move is made by the toddler, as they raise a finger to the sky and summon forth swirling winds that dance around the buildings. Gusts buffet through the streets, flinging debris in every direction. Cars are carelessly tossed like toys, and lampposts tremble under the tremendous force.
      Undeterred, Peter Griffin springs into action. With a leap and a boisterous yell, he hurls himself toward the toddler, determined to face the challenge head-on. But as he approaches, the air around him thickens with tangible resistance, slowing his advance. Every step becomes a struggle, his movements cumbersome against the toddler's divine manipulation of reality.
      The battle escalates, showcasing the incredible might of both combatants. The toddler conjures dazzling bolts of lightning that streak across the sky, illuminating the darkened cityscape with their brilliant radiance. Buildings rumble beneath the impact of thunderous claps, shaking the ground beneath Peter's feet. Yet, somehow managing to dodge the electrifying onslaught, Peter retaliates with his own brand of absurdity.
      With each passing moment, the clash becomes more intense and chaotic. The toddler's powers begin to warp reality, distorting the very fabric of the space around them. Gravity becomes fickle, flipping the flow in unpredictable bursts. The sky flashes with vibrant hues, alternately morphing into multiple simultaneous sunsets and starlit galaxies.
      Peter, displaying his tenacity, adapts to the ever-changing environment with creative solutions. He fashions makeshift armor out of discarded street signs, shielding himself from the volatile energy discharges emanating from the toddler. Utilizing his quick-wittedness and resilience, Peter maneuvers through the ever-shifting landscape, always finding a way to land a punch or deliver a punchline.
      As the battle reaches its climax, both combatants become aware of the absurdity of their situation. The toddler, recognizing their immense power should be used responsibly, lowers their arms, bringing a temporary cease-fire. Peter, seizing the opportunity, steps forward with a good-natured grin, offering an unconventional truce.
      Sharing a moment of camaraderie and laughter, the unexpected adversaries put aside their differences. The toddler, realizing the importance of nurturing their extraordinary abilities, promises to use them wisely. And Peter, never one to take life too seriously, agrees to join forces with the toddler and embark on a humorous adventure together, blending their strengths to create an unstoppable duo.
      In this epic boss fight, a clash of godlike power and humorous charm ultimately leads to an unlikely alliance, reminding us that even in the face of chaos, friendship and understanding can conquer all.

    • @turzilla
      @turzilla 9 месяцев назад +112

      @@kerbodynamicx472 finance, cooking, taking care of yourself and others physically and emotionally,

    • @SirOreo_
      @SirOreo_ 9 месяцев назад +42

      @@turzillai somewhat agree but most of these things should be taught by parents imo

    • @turzilla
      @turzilla 9 месяцев назад +58

      ​@@SirOreo_ a lot of parents dont these days, and stuff like finance and budgeting can go really in depth. you should also learn how to deal with people from more than just your parents imo

  • @MSnow-pu4qs
    @MSnow-pu4qs 9 месяцев назад +401

    I'm starting to think that "forget everything what you've been told back in school" thing is universal

    • @真夜中の橋
      @真夜中の橋 9 месяцев назад +11

      As a Bangladeshi, I can confirm that the schools here are way worse.

    • @and9091
      @and9091 9 месяцев назад +6

      at where I used to live, high school would only teach you what you would be tested on a college entrance exam. That was the only purpose of high school there. The moment you got into college or decided you didn't need a college degree, things you learned in high school were expired

    • @真夜中の橋
      @真夜中の橋 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ryanisalive yes, it does. And I gotta tell ya, being from a country that’s known for sweatshops. My life here SUUUUUKSSSS ass.

    • @真夜中の橋
      @真夜中の橋 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ryanisalive ya I will. I’m gonna get the f#^% out of here and study abroad as soon as I can. As you know.

    • @Ryanisalive
      @Ryanisalive 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@真夜中の橋 me too man

  • @and9091
    @and9091 9 месяцев назад +171

    Reminds me of one of my high school teachers, his theory that we should only sleep 6 hours a day, spend one hour eating, and the rest of the time studying, and "you don't need privacy"

    • @benjybrasington9508
      @benjybrasington9508 8 месяцев назад +47

      1984 teacher bro

    • @vikentioss
      @vikentioss 8 месяцев назад +8

      I think he might like Burgundian Sistem

    • @guoyuntong2455
      @guoyuntong2455 8 месяцев назад +9

      That’s actually all teachers in China and Korea

    • @ninlaw9810
      @ninlaw9810 5 месяцев назад +1

      1984 ahh

    • @corfile3869
      @corfile3869 5 месяцев назад +1

      INGSOC

  • @Lapt0pMarc
    @Lapt0pMarc 9 месяцев назад +145

    You should have put history teachers. They are usually pretty chunky physically but they are gigachads in the way they do the best possible for the students to be interested in their class.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 9 месяцев назад +21

      Damn, that describes the history teacher I had perfectly. He also went on epic hiking trips with kids who were interested during the summer. Great guy

    • @stylinsandwich
      @stylinsandwich 9 месяцев назад +6

      Why is this literally the perfect explanation pf my history teacher

    • @biggreen276
      @biggreen276 9 месяцев назад +8

      my history teacher played oversimplified for us, one of the greatest I had.

    • @daniko4447
      @daniko4447 9 месяцев назад

      I would like History if teachers here where I live didn't teach boring and useless shit

    • @morningrosie3684
      @morningrosie3684 9 месяцев назад +1

      My history teacher is a short, skinny, just out of college woman. My gym teacher however, was as described in the video.

  • @spaceguy20_12
    @spaceguy20_12 9 месяцев назад +21

    1923: by 2023 we will have flying cars
    2023: *m e m e*

  • @ezax
    @ezax 9 месяцев назад +30

    I swear school construction one was so true i have gone to 3 different schools, everytime i change school they completely change the whole school and add stuff that were missing for decades

  • @labooba9142
    @labooba9142 8 месяцев назад +44

    0:26 is PAINFULLY relatable. My school had half of our bathrooms and a whole section of one of the main hallways closed off for construction throughout the entirety of my senior year. At one point we only had one bathroom open at the very farthest end of the building because one of the hallways had plumbing issues and got toilet water everywhere. I graduated a couple of months ago and my junior friends got to come back to all the bathrooms open again with a whole other new washroom section having been built in the cafeteria along with an outside lunch area with chairs. Worst year of my life so far finally over with though

  • @astronaut3248
    @astronaut3248 9 месяцев назад +176

    It’s not Slander, because (by definition) Slander is untrue. This is all true.

  • @Snowball645
    @Snowball645 10 месяцев назад +395

    if you make another one please include how english teachers are somehow always on maternity leave

    • @eddyzow
      @eddyzow  10 месяцев назад +67

      LOL this literally happened to my english teacher

    • @luiscarlospallaresascanio2374
      @luiscarlospallaresascanio2374 10 месяцев назад +28

      How strange, I live in a Spanish-speaking country and it also happens with English teachers

    • @alzzzzstar
      @alzzzzstar 9 месяцев назад +7

      HELP mine was on paternity leave and the sub made the class think i was crazy

    • @knightoflothric4365
      @knightoflothric4365 9 месяцев назад

      YEA

    • @akhila2812
      @akhila2812 9 месяцев назад

      THIS JUST HAPPENED TO MINE

  • @QP9237
    @QP9237 9 месяцев назад +26

    Highschool math is where I learned the lesson of relying on/teaching myself, when my Algebra 2 teacher would just stare at his computer. I told him “I’m bored put me in the honors class”. My school counselor came up and was like “oh honey I don’t think that’s a good idea”… this is also where I learned you don’t actually have to listen to your teachers/superiors “suggestions” because I did it anyways and got a 99% in the class. I ended high school with calc 3, if I had listened to the teachers I would’ve lucky to make it to stats😂

    • @sonofben3322
      @sonofben3322 9 месяцев назад +2

      exactly, they probably mean well but tend to exaggerate the difficulty of classes

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 9 месяцев назад +49

    0:26
    Fr bro😭
    When I was in kindergarten, the complex was in a literal cage. Now it has 4 giant floors, a large auditorium with soundproofing and an actual soundsystem. They even have a fish tank at the front parking lot💀💀💀💀

    • @warnertesla8297
      @warnertesla8297 9 месяцев назад

      Stop lying. This never happened.

    • @pokemonfanwsbgalt8574
      @pokemonfanwsbgalt8574 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@warnertesla8297?

    • @warnertesla8297
      @warnertesla8297 9 месяцев назад

      @@pokemonfanwsbgalt8574 OP is fishing for likes.

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@warnertesla8297 may I ask for the proof I'm fishing likes? I'm simply sharing my life experiences through the anonymous shroud of the internet. Besides, this isn't reddit. What would be the point of like fishing? There's no karma system on RUclips.

    • @warnertesla8297
      @warnertesla8297 9 месяцев назад

      @@X-SPONGED the proof is the lack of proof you are providing. You won't name the school because it never happened.

  • @nbgoodiscore1303
    @nbgoodiscore1303 9 месяцев назад +13

    0:23 Bruh that's so true! The moment I left my 100 years old high school they started renovating the infrastructure.

  • @bigbalooga0455
    @bigbalooga0455 9 месяцев назад +11

    0:26 very true my school was building a full astrology centre the year I graduated, I watched it getting built but never saw it completed.

  • @bottomtext593
    @bottomtext593 9 месяцев назад +15

    1:27 This one hits home as someone who did Honors maths, Physics and Extra Maths

  • @oll-_-llo
    @oll-_-llo 7 месяцев назад +4

    My old high school literally finished their 20 million dollar arena the day after my class graduated.

  • @cobaltguyyyyy
    @cobaltguyyyyy 9 месяцев назад +19

    Gym teacher in any country in latin america: either a hot teacher or the biggest gigachad (theres no in between that i had no joke)

    • @monmagog
      @monmagog 9 месяцев назад

      What about both?

  • @TahitiDreamer1899
    @TahitiDreamer1899 9 месяцев назад +5

    0:26 this is completely true, last year I graduated from school and now this is getting an update

    • @nbgoodiscore1303
      @nbgoodiscore1303 9 месяцев назад

      Same here. I graduated high school in 2017 and when I came back from Uni in 2018 they made it brand new.

    • @Bitoz_
      @Bitoz_ 8 месяцев назад

      Me too

  • @Fadzi2342
    @Fadzi2342 5 месяцев назад +3

    0:26 Very true. The moment I walked out of the school gates after the graduation ceremony, the new state-of-the-art multi-purpose hall opened up, two new olympic-sized swimming pools sprung from the ground, all the computers in the lab got graphic-card upgrades, the toilets all got replaced by Japanese toilets with seat warmers and the cafeteria suddenly earned three Michelin stars.

  • @ToawstTheToast
    @ToawstTheToast 9 месяцев назад +16

    Honestly I'm glad I do online school because they lack half these problems. And not the makeshift online of lockdown where you sit at your computer all day, that was honestly worse than normal.

  • @galaxystarrs5432
    @galaxystarrs5432 9 месяцев назад +10

    1:20 as a quiet kid, I can confirm my room is indeed filled with weapons.

  • @avenzythe
    @avenzythe 9 месяцев назад +5

    OK BUT THE '3 Michelin star school lunch' ONE WAS SO TRUEEEEEE BRO MY SCHOOL SOLD THESE CHOCOLATE COOKIES BUT THEY WERE SO BURNT AND MELTED IT WAS PRACTICALLY UNEATABLE

  • @WatermelonDog202
    @WatermelonDog202 9 месяцев назад +23

    As a quiet kid i confirm i am building an armored vehicle out of cardboard.

    • @Not_interestEd-
      @Not_interestEd- 5 месяцев назад

      Take a page from Dr. Stone and reinforce it with multiple layers of tar wax and paper. Lightweight and strong.

    • @T4ore.
      @T4ore. 2 месяца назад

      @@Not_interestEd- Maybe some aluminum foil make it shiny

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 9 месяцев назад +6

    1:32
    By Gödel's Incompleteness Therom, this can hypotherically go on for an infinite amount of time.
    As the Math Teacher can show an infinite number of proofs given enough time and writing materials.

  • @LuckyTabbyStuff
    @LuckyTabbyStuff 9 месяцев назад +13

    As a school, I can relate.

  • @achintyapandey2985
    @achintyapandey2985 9 месяцев назад +22

    As an 11th grader A.K.A junior i can confirm that this is true.

  • @Yo-Matthew
    @Yo-Matthew 9 месяцев назад +7

    They changed the amount of time to get to class 3 minutes 💀 They still tell students to stop runing.💀

  • @iquify4811
    @iquify4811 10 месяцев назад +5

    yet another banger from eddyzow

  • @user-yh4rv2cv8x
    @user-yh4rv2cv8x 8 месяцев назад +2

    I had this one sub who said, "Hey guys I'm Michael, I don't get payed to teach, I'm just here to supervise." Absolute legend

  • @monmagog
    @monmagog 9 месяцев назад +96

    All the English teachers are really lame. Except the one that is really cool and chill that everybody likes.

    • @krzystajer5485
      @krzystajer5485 9 месяцев назад +1

      true true

    • @taylorandcaleb6631
      @taylorandcaleb6631 9 месяцев назад +1

      i love my eng teacher

    • @cyberdemon6517
      @cyberdemon6517 9 месяцев назад +3

      mfw all my english teachers were chill

    • @WONDERBOIY
      @WONDERBOIY 9 месяцев назад

      My English teacher is loca. She got a spinny rolly chair the other day, was zooming around the classroom with no shoes or socks on to answer kid's questions, yelling at anyone who left anything in her way. She's weird and strict on grading, but really nice overall.

    • @WONDERBOIY
      @WONDERBOIY 9 месяцев назад

      Oh but the English teacher I had last year was the only teacher at that school that I really liked. She was super nice and chill, really fun, we had a time reserved in class for reading

  • @Eggyteevee
    @Eggyteevee 9 месяцев назад +7

    True story, I studied in the same School for 9 years, from my first year to my last without repeating once, amd since I was in the 5th grade they said that we'd move to a better, bigger and closer school in 2 years
    2 years passed and they said that they said that we'd move to a better, bigger and closer school in 2 years
    2 years passed, and they said that we'd move to a better, bigger and closer school in 1 year
    1 year passed and I graduated
    Half way through my first year in high school and they said
    "We have built a new school"
    My nephew studies in that School, it's literally 2 blocks from where I live, and now I am half way my second year at high school

  • @andilol213
    @andilol213 9 месяцев назад +45

    Not even a high school student yet i find it funny 😂😂

    • @potatoman8763
      @potatoman8763 9 месяцев назад +4

      I graduated years ago but this shit brought me back😂

    • @andilol213
      @andilol213 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@potatoman8763 how was collage back then (I wanna know more about collage and highschool)

    • @potatoman8763
      @potatoman8763 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@andilol213 High school was stressful, very busy. College not as much - hard at times, but I had more free time than high school.

    • @Breakerchannel1
      @Breakerchannel1 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@potatoman8763 What?! I'm in college now. it's stressing me out and pissing me off.
      My dad even makes it worse. He talks as if I'm doing ABSOLUTELY nothing!!😡

    • @FlamingBeat
      @FlamingBeat 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@potatoman8763 High School is honestly stressful for me, at least in my case. Like, literally the first 2 weeks when the 2nd year of my junior high school started, we are bombarded with plenty of assignments and activities. Heck, even tiresome group activities like singing, dancing, reporting...i don't even want to expect what to come. But i guess its that because we are old and will turn senior high school next year.

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 5 месяцев назад

    I was a theater kid in high school. Well, I was in my senior year because there wasn’t a theater department before that. The auditorium hadn’t been renovated since the 80s and none of the spotlights worked.
    Guess what finally got a remodel after I graduated

  • @NotYourAverageMeatball
    @NotYourAverageMeatball 9 месяцев назад +13

    As the class nerd, I can confirm that this is how I feel

  • @BestBuddyNoivern
    @BestBuddyNoivern 9 месяцев назад +18

    My old HS moved to AN ENTIRE NEW FUCKING BUILDING a couple of years after I graduated. It was pretty far from the original too; it used to be in the eastern side of my hometown (I grew up in a fairly large city; east side there was basically the hood) to the southern end (which is all McMansions and nothing else).
    Also, seriously don't appreciate the lack of chem teacher slander here (that's what I do nowadays); at least make a Breaking Bad joke.

    • @BeatACVR
      @BeatACVR 9 месяцев назад

      🤓

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 8 месяцев назад

      I had to switch schools after my first year to a school that was closer due to me always being late.

  • @kiplingwasafurry1108
    @kiplingwasafurry1108 8 месяцев назад +11

    The construction one is so true, we built a new highschool but it opened during COVID when I was a senior so I only spent like 3 months total in the new building and barely did anything. Next thing I know after my graduation they're doing all this public work stuff like decorating personal parking spaces and painting murals in the school which I could've been apart of if they actually treated us with respect.

    • @OnkarPawar00
      @OnkarPawar00 7 месяцев назад +1

      Literally what I was gonna comment

  • @nicknick493
    @nicknick493 5 месяцев назад +1

    forgot to include that one slow group of friends you have to dodge around in the halls

  • @BrianHopson
    @BrianHopson 5 месяцев назад

    Dont forget about that wandering group that roams the hall blasting music incredibly loud from their speakers.

  • @VenomousVortexProductions
    @VenomousVortexProductions 5 месяцев назад

    0:26 this one is so true. I graduated out of high school, but the moment I revisited them, they got all sorts of new equipment and playgrounds

  • @Cover_MC
    @Cover_MC 5 месяцев назад +1

    At least you guys finish early. In France, highschoolers suffer to start at 8:30 AM to finish at 6:00 PM💀

  • @jarrellfamily1422
    @jarrellfamily1422 9 месяцев назад +4

    The bathroom at my high school is pretty clean

  • @hyperjanny1510
    @hyperjanny1510 9 месяцев назад +3

    That one 6'10 student in the boys bathroom looking over the stall to the 5" student:

  • @NirFiss
    @NirFiss 9 месяцев назад +4

    1:53 Inaccurate, school bathrooms aren't getting cleaned.

  • @vibe6372
    @vibe6372 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’m a freshman just starting and I will take notes off of this

  • @arghyaprotimhalder5592
    @arghyaprotimhalder5592 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yesh just 1 months later after graduation, fully maxed out air-conditioning, swimming pool, better canteens and dining, big spacious auditorium, bigger assembly, better school trip locations.

    • @anerd678
      @anerd678 3 месяца назад

      My schools renovations include removing the pool

  • @sanchezking6188
    @sanchezking6188 9 месяцев назад +2

    All three of my elementary, high school and university did MAJOR expansions, renovations etc. the second I left. Heck, my high school doesn’t even exist anymore, they tore it down and built a new one from scratch.
    So yeah… F our lives

  • @boozashakes4254
    @boozashakes4254 9 месяцев назад +4

    I’m in 9th and today almost got sent to the mental hospital (again) cause of school admins on my depression (school literally caused it)

  • @stalinjosefstalin480
    @stalinjosefstalin480 9 месяцев назад +1

    Our school has some classes in the middle school (foreign languages and the more hands-on classes) and we have 3 minutes to get to class. You literally have to get your stuff three class periods before you have the class if you don’t want to be late.

  • @ChescatRailfanning
    @ChescatRailfanning 9 месяцев назад +5

    Thumbnail true tho, as soon as I got out of 5th grade, my elementary school started adding a new section to the building and they don’t even have the field 😭😭😭

  • @derekkim1418
    @derekkim1418 9 месяцев назад +2

    Because one of my english teachers was on maternity leave, we had that gigachad substitute teacher for the rest of the year. My class somehow was able to make her cry.

  • @Supperdude9
    @Supperdude9 5 месяцев назад +1

    Mine was... well, they renovated BEFORE I got there, adding a whole new science hall, and then renovated DURING, adding a whole new library, and then renovated AFTER, adding in more halls after destroying the parking lot and tennis courts. It was... weird. Always some sort of construction going on at that school. Even when I pass by it today they're doing something.

  • @A3_mx
    @A3_mx 9 месяцев назад +80

    School is basically a jail. Pink Floyd' song is definitely hitting hard in today's society.

    • @timlockwood5028
      @timlockwood5028 9 месяцев назад +2

      I'm Brazilian and there's a book from here that basically school, prison and hospital have the same ideia

    • @_kaleido
      @_kaleido 9 месяцев назад +2

      My high school was built by a prison construction company lol

    • @Yo-Matthew
      @Yo-Matthew 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yea, They give students prison food.

    • @benjybrasington9508
      @benjybrasington9508 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Yo-Matthewthe providers of prison food in US prisons also make the food for public schools and even some private ones

    • @SupComRaiden2
      @SupComRaiden2 8 месяцев назад +4

      Honestly, school isn't anything like a jail.
      Inmates have rights, student's don't.

  • @robertobokarev439
    @robertobokarev439 9 месяцев назад +1

    Our class's living in a symbiosis - one mate that's good at some subject complete it in 15 minutes and then shares its hw with the whole class. In fact if we were actually trying to study all the school program fairly then our sleep hours would go negative

  • @user-cs1dk2ug7l
    @user-cs1dk2ug7l 9 месяцев назад +8

    I just started highschool but this is literally so relatable

    • @user-cs1dk2ug7l
      @user-cs1dk2ug7l 9 месяцев назад

      @@josiahwright3751 thanks for the support

  • @phantomsaysstuff
    @phantomsaysstuff 9 месяцев назад +5

    This may seem surprising, but my P.E. Teacher is actually fit

  • @dorukayhanwastaken
    @dorukayhanwastaken 9 месяцев назад +8

    0:37 Society if "society if high school taught literally anything useful" people paid *any attention whatsoever* in class:

    • @shreddedbagelwabiwabo8342
      @shreddedbagelwabiwabo8342 8 месяцев назад

      Ok care to explain how the fuck learning how to tell 10 fun facts about you is useful?

  • @dittoam
    @dittoam 6 месяцев назад

    0:26 is very relatable. I haven’t even graduated yet but they’re are making a whole new school and our year is the last one in this old school.

  • @gauranshbansal
    @gauranshbansal 8 месяцев назад +1

    that's why I learned to control my excretory system during school hours and I never once went to the washroom.

  • @theautisticdoomgod
    @theautisticdoomgod 5 месяцев назад

    As a band kid, this left me in...

  • @Sumthing2U
    @Sumthing2U 9 месяцев назад +1

    this is a real one

  • @KhantKyalSinKo
    @KhantKyalSinKo 9 месяцев назад +2

    Past: We will have flying car in the future
    2023: Waiting for the dvd hit the corner of the screen

  • @vroomvroom4061
    @vroomvroom4061 7 месяцев назад +1

    The trades students on their way to start drama over who is better

  • @Gonzas97
    @Gonzas97 5 месяцев назад

    This actually happened at my school, after my class graduated, they added everything you could imagine

  • @thatbriishguy7431
    @thatbriishguy7431 10 месяцев назад +3

    bro why is this so true even in britian

  • @AymenDZA
    @AymenDZA 9 месяцев назад +3

    I kid you not my primary, middle and high school ALL started renovations the year we left them lol

  • @ChrisBuildsYT
    @ChrisBuildsYT 5 месяцев назад

    Eyyy you got french teacher too! Nice

  • @thetreejet6149
    @thetreejet6149 9 месяцев назад +2

    Bro u forgot how the school bathroom is a smoke cloud every .00001 seconds to the point u can’t breathe.

  • @ashgrun
    @ashgrun 5 месяцев назад

    even with my school that was basically brand new, the bathrooms were NASTY

  • @Bullfrog-px4cu
    @Bullfrog-px4cu 9 месяцев назад +2

    Students when they haven't walked out of class to go smoke behind the building in 0.03 zeptoseconds:

  • @Jothebro_Animates_YT
    @Jothebro_Animates_YT 9 месяцев назад +1

    Why is this so accurate

  • @NoktarYoutube
    @NoktarYoutube 8 месяцев назад +1

    Average french teacher :
    Me, as a french :
    Average english teacher : its sleep time

  • @yang_not
    @yang_not 9 месяцев назад +3

    My math teacher took a point off because i wrote the first initial of my last name instead of my full last name

  • @iesx_imchocomint
    @iesx_imchocomint 9 месяцев назад +3

    Some months ago I took the test to enroll a foreign languages high school (High School for Gifted Students in Foreign Languages, Hanoi National University, Hanoi). The WC there was even worse than my B-tier school. The water tap is not always working, so they have to use a big bucket filled with water. The door can not fully close. I still wonder why do geniuses have to study with facilities like that.
    Btw, I failed that test

  • @TravellerZasha
    @TravellerZasha 6 месяцев назад

    0.07 okay but like I have recurring dreams about this footage of me going to class in 4 minutes and I don't know why my dreams make me an architect.

  • @sarasabourirad291
    @sarasabourirad291 9 месяцев назад +3

    The bathroom one is soooooo true

  • @Sufferinggaming
    @Sufferinggaming 9 месяцев назад +2

    the most sleep 0 made me laugh so hard since i havent sleep for 2 days 💀💀💀💀

  • @labbit3574
    @labbit3574 5 месяцев назад

    The school reconstruction one is so relatable, but on a slightly different aspect. My school literally suddenly decided that they wanted to update some of the stuff, which they ended up: revamping the main toilet, the small area outside middle school, paved a slightly elevated new ground at A block ground floor, revamped a whole rooftop grass section, and started reconstructing M block because it was too old. And the most ridiculous part? There’s still a crate of stone tiles so they’re not done with it. I swear by the time I finish year 12 (I’m currently year 11) they would’ve revamped like half of the fucking school.

  • @Onionaniamtions
    @Onionaniamtions 7 месяцев назад

    My schools probably gonna finish refurnishing the swimming pool after I left for two seconds(it’s gone on for more than three years)

  • @Spugizakom
    @Spugizakom 9 месяцев назад +1

    As a highschool I can confirm that I rebuild as soon as you leave

  • @paolaanimator
    @paolaanimator 9 месяцев назад +1

    When I graduated from high school and headed to college my high school got rebuilt and had a new building lol (got my degree since then).

  • @fishyboy2140
    @fishyboy2140 9 месяцев назад +1

    My middle school had 3 minutes to get to class so you had to rush and my high school had 6 minutes so I’m always the first person out the door out of habit.

  • @caideneros1475
    @caideneros1475 8 месяцев назад

    As someone who is still in school, I highly agree that most of these.

  • @SizzleCorndog
    @SizzleCorndog 9 месяцев назад +1

    No joke after I graduated the school not only redid all of our practice fields and the public tennis courts, but they also built a small fucking athletic center

  • @otheraccount5193
    @otheraccount5193 9 месяцев назад +4

    Today I literally took the long way around the entire building to get to my next class because I got stuck in the hallway behind the kid notorious for never showering, wearing deodorant, washing his hair, etc. It's not that he has a bad home life or a disability- he just doesn't want to clean himself. The guy stinks to high heaven. I have to plug my nose just to not gag whenever I'm within six feet of him. Not exaggerating.

  • @chargoesboom6990
    @chargoesboom6990 8 месяцев назад +1

    I heavily relate to the last part like goddamn why do you people think we're gonna like you of you act tough? you're coming to high school to become a responsible adult

  • @blitzcrank4840
    @blitzcrank4840 8 месяцев назад

    I graduated on my local highschool and there's literally nothing there. When I graduated, the school suddenly had a track field, a swimming pool, and a fking computer lab.

  • @alexbarto4566
    @alexbarto4566 8 месяцев назад

    My district is gonna start building new schools literally the fall after my class graduates😭😭

  • @SigmaGamingLLC
    @SigmaGamingLLC 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is the real deal

  • @trollhimforever
    @trollhimforever 9 месяцев назад +3

    The last one is mostly true, the only wrong one is the women's CR, those are clean when you see them outside, whilst the men's CR are a fucking warzone

  • @Kalel_The_Protogen
    @Kalel_The_Protogen 9 месяцев назад +6

    bro, after I left my elementry school, and a few years later they decided to start throwing huge events and intalled a giant solar panneled roof thing and I’m so jealous

  • @Rikka-XVIII
    @Rikka-XVIII 8 месяцев назад +1

    School band, whats that ?
    School lunch, what's that ?
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    .
    .
    If i had made this slander you guys will probably start loving your High school 😂

  • @Ms.Cookie
    @Ms.Cookie 8 месяцев назад +1

    2 minutes for me and I have classes that are on different floors and as far as possible from the stairs

  • @Abhi-fx3gb
    @Abhi-fx3gb 9 месяцев назад +1

    my school built a new sports hall a swiiming pool and a new science block- (main one still in use)
    im still here :)

  • @DDX55112
    @DDX55112 7 месяцев назад

    There was thus quiet kid who carried a pistol but it was for self defence.

  • @Path3742
    @Path3742 8 месяцев назад

    Bro i swear my school had trashy laptops but a few months after we leave they got brand new ones

  • @shauryasrivastava4731
    @shauryasrivastava4731 8 месяцев назад

    Me who comes late to school every single day:
    It takes more to get me...

  • @Lord_No-brainer
    @Lord_No-brainer 9 месяцев назад +1

    This also applies to middle school