🎉We all like some type of Non humanoid feature about a character that makes us personally want to smash them. Heard you out like "I'm not the only one?" ❤🎉
I like how our degeneracy has evolved so far where we can look at an eldrich abomination and the first thing that comes to our mind is. "Yeah. I'd hit that"
I'll say that for me I less look at something eldritch and say smash, and more looking at something eldritch and knowing damn well that there's gonna be SO much lewd fanart transforming them into something hot, no matter how otherworldly and terrifying they are.
Addition: like, Fanart is an extremely transformative force that turns character's like Bill Cypher into Tumblr Sexymen, and MAL0 into a big teddy goth wolf GF.
1:59 for anyone wondering what this is. There’s a channel that does animations explaining SCP’s. The SCP shown behind the bus stop is a female, hot version of the actual scp which basically appears in your vision sometimes over a few weeks and then drives you insane or kills you………..I’ll still here him out tho
Girls been low key about that monster D for years now, it's time boys get equal recognition so we can all just enjoy whatever parts of whatever monsters of whatever genders are ready to consent to gracing a lowly human with the opportunity to provide them with some otherworldly satisfaction.
I need the sauce for 00:29 rn rn! Edit: Her name is Mal0. She's an SCP (1471-A). This version is made by Greisane and adds the hooves which is an interesting touch.
With all the prof I’ve seen by now, I know that Ham Sandwich is the only one, that would be able to understand to do a rap for the anime Interspecies Reviewers, at 100%
Ay all im saying is she has 80 something kids and pound litterly buried himself for her after and waited just saying she gotta be good in bed. Xd Would I no but I can see why others would particularly mom before she got that fat.
This song was amazing. You did an amazing job on this song. The vibe and energy was amazing. Once again, he shows why his a man of culture. These types of songs are always amazing. Great song.
To be fair he isnt the worst one in nerdcore with this kinda stuff. Stupendium has a love song about DOOM creatures and Cans(yes soda cans, soft drinks) and Dan Bull has the pink sword sequels.
@@lolexguy Granted, the Cans one kinda makes sense when you realize that the game they're singing about is literally called "OnlyCans: Thirst Date" which is a game about taking vaguely suggestive photographs of soda cans. So the song slots right in with the game's own sense of humor.
I have mostly different tastes in monster girls that the showcased ones, but just as cultured. just as much of a need to "Hear me out." (Orisa can get it, tho.)
When lovecraftian horror starts giving you a boner it just means that you've just gone a diffrent route t9wards madness and true understanding of what lies beyond reality
"you cannot kill me in a way that matters," "I will stare god in the face and walk backwards into hell," "You are a coward wearing the facade of a revolutionary," shit posts breed gold.
Preach Ham! Tired if some of these cowards who think a hot chick with cat ears needs explanation. A "Hear Me Out" is some girl who is one step away from being a Lovecraftian horror.
You know. This may the most wild and out of pocket shit I have heard from you. This has single handedly changed my opinion on you. MY BOI IS BASED AS HELL!
Hear me out, Plantera from Terraria. Trust me with the right set up its doable. You’ll need solar armor breastplate the melee armor legs from barkeep and hallowed helmet for melee Ankh shield Celestial shell Solar wings Beserrkers glove Titan glove Mechanical glove Next set up a duck and heart genorator underwater and have get to the thing during night Heart reach, regen, iron skin, titan potion, the best healing pot you got, speed potion, And behold the best setup for smashing cheek.
You go, Ham! Speaking for all us exophiles out there. Maybe one day there'll be a monster boys rap, too...I can dream. XD (Speaking of Doom, though, Samuel Hayden. That is all.)
OUT ON ALL PLATFORMS: songwhip.com/ham-sandwich/hear-me-out
Once again I will be attacked for presenting new ideas
We in the same boat 😅
Don't worry about it they mad because you preaching new styles and they don't understand
what I wanna know is where the milf/dilf rap is
I forgot if i was listening to ham or Lil dicky halfway through
🎉We all like some type of Non humanoid feature about a character that makes us personally want to smash them. Heard you out like
"I'm not the only one?"
❤🎉
"You are coward wearing the facade of a revolutionary!" Will never not be hard. Ham goated for the intro. 😂
some people jus aint ready to fully accept the new gospel. with time, it they will
That is such a hard line for a song about monster fuckin....actually wait no that makes perfect sense
We making it outta ham’s search history with this one💯🗣️🔥
*Into.
Lol this got to me 😂😂😂
NAAAAAAH LMAO
@@spidermikejr very deep too
Legendary comment
Ah, the final evolution. From 'cat ears are cute on you' to 'lugia fine right now'
God speed ham... God speed
Really went from miruko to yogsoth and it's beautiful
Just watch it, Ham- this isn’t necessarily the final evolution…
Lugia is fine tho
I love the irony in the line 1:11 "I'mma turn a void queen into a mother". Chose the only champion in league that is a canon mother XD
I have no recollection of editing this
You sure ?
BOI
Big Mom being classified as a monster girl is incredible, as some who just finished that arc. *chefs kiss*
yeah it was a good arc but just wait for wano
Have you ever seen Big Mom prime age? If Robin is a 10 she's a lowkey 15
@@mothemane9910after looking it up I can confirm she was a certified GYATT
RIGHT?
As a Ham Sandwich connoisseur, he speaks facts
Very true
I like how our degeneracy has evolved so far where we can look at an eldrich abomination and the first thing that comes to our mind is. "Yeah. I'd hit that"
I'll say that for me I less look at something eldritch and say smash, and more looking at something eldritch and knowing damn well that there's gonna be SO much lewd fanart transforming them into something hot, no matter how otherworldly and terrifying they are.
Addition: like, Fanart is an extremely transformative force that turns character's like Bill Cypher into Tumblr Sexymen, and MAL0 into a big teddy goth wolf GF.
@@aquamarinerose5405I think we all need an "emotional support Mal0."
DnD players have been doing this for years 🤣
Wow, honestly when i heard "monster girl" i expected the usual borderline furry stuff, not Toxapex and Orisa! I salute you, good taste
1:59 for anyone wondering what this is. There’s a channel that does animations explaining SCP’s. The SCP shown behind the bus stop is a female, hot version of the actual scp which basically appears in your vision sometimes over a few weeks and then drives you insane or kills you………..I’ll still here him out tho
i mean mal0's og image was a zombie fursuit
so mal0 is technically a furry
The scp itself won’t kill you or drive you insane but it has driven people to suicide if they can’t live with seeing it
Ham really got the most cultured takes in all of nerdcore 😩
I love 1:25 how he starts to laugh at his own line.
Ikr I love that too
its a visceral bar but it went hard
Ham once again proving he’s the most cultured 👌
Girls been low key about that monster D for years now, it's time boys get equal recognition so we can all just enjoy whatever parts of whatever monsters of whatever genders are ready to consent to gracing a lowly human with the opportunity to provide them with some otherworldly satisfaction.
Boys just got started and went in highkey. Straight to the eldritch waifus
@@helltaker6865 Cthulhu has been on that list for a long time brother
@@icyatlasartworks which one
@@helltaker6865 eldritch waifus lol
@icyatlaspart2 it seems I was not alone in my journey
1:28 i like how Ham started to have a mid-life crisis and say "hol up wtf am I talking about"🤣🤣🤣
I need the sauce for 00:29 rn rn!
Edit: Her name is Mal0. She's an SCP (1471-A). This version is made by Greisane and adds the hooves which is an interesting touch.
Same bro I need that too. Give me a heads up when you found it
sauce is greisane I dont know why I cant reply with link this is my third reply. you need to google artist'S name dude
The hooves honestly make more sense both the actual version and the fan service one
WE MAKING IT INTO THE GUTS WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥
With all the prof I’ve seen by now, I know that Ham Sandwich is the only one, that would be able to understand to do a rap for the anime Interspecies Reviewers, at 100%
The fact my whole internet search was in this song... Is amazing
I don't think anyone would be down bad for Big Mom.
And I am thankful for that. 😊
If it's big mom in the past then 100% smash but if it ain't then hell nah
I know a few dont worry they exist
Big bitches need love too. Even the SUPERSIZED big bitches. Let Big Mom cook
Ay all im saying is she has 80 something kids and pound litterly buried himself for her after and waited just saying she gotta be good in bed. Xd
Would I no but I can see why others would particularly mom before she got that fat.
She’s had like 35 husbands or something 😅
With a title like "Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young" you know it's gotta be mind shattering
I wasn't expecting lovecraftian horror not gonna lie
1:31 “WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?”
2
"we know about Lopunny, but today im feeling Toxapex"
this is why music was invented.
0:30 Sauce?
That's Mal0
Character: SCP-1471-A
Artist: Greisane
This man speaks for the people
This song was amazing. You did an amazing job on this song. The vibe and energy was amazing. Once again, he shows why his a man of culture. These types of songs are always amazing. Great song.
get his meat out yo mouth
D1 glazer
@@machless1783 GHAHAHAHAHHA
naw ain't no way; ayo y'all hearing this man out right now!!! "Lugia's thighs look extra wide..." AYO
To be fair he isnt the worst one in nerdcore with this kinda stuff. Stupendium has a love song about DOOM creatures and Cans(yes soda cans, soft drinks) and Dan Bull has the pink sword sequels.
@@lolexguy i watch a lot of Stupe's videos but i've never seen the DOOM one.
Edit: thank you for enlightening me
@@lolexguy Granted, the Cans one kinda makes sense when you realize that the game they're singing about is literally called "OnlyCans: Thirst Date" which is a game about taking vaguely suggestive photographs of soda cans. So the song slots right in with the game's own sense of humor.
I have mostly different tastes in monster girls that the showcased ones, but just as cultured. just as much of a need to "Hear me out." (Orisa can get it, tho.)
Orisa is better than the all ow females
HAM AINT MAKIN IT OUT THE PSYCH WARD AFTER THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
No the fuck he aint
Yo that explanation behind vaporeon is wild, i aint even need to read all of it to know what it was
The amount of validation I felt from this rap brought tears to my eyes
"You are a coward wearing the façade of a revolutionary," was lyrically engineered for TikTok. Well played, Ham Sandwich. Well played.
1:30 you know it's good when Ham starts cracking up some 🤣❤
Ngl, with this rap, Ham Sandwich is probably the most degen-um cultured nerdcore rapper ever 👏🏿👏🏿 This was very well done👍🏿
Bro cooked the nasty patty 💀
As usual it's a intresting topic but a hell of a vibe. Good work
just realized that the copypasta's in the background at 1:01
when he said "put some boobs on something outa doom" I really felt that in more places than my soul
Yeah. And there are actually Rule 63 versions of some of the various monsters in Doom already.
@@dragishawk i guarantee you i have probably saved one or multiple of these versions you speak of
Ham, how did we get here?! 😂
Your most outta pocket song by FAR
Spitting fire while speaking the truth. Ham Sandwich the revolutionary 🫡
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS SOMTHING! I've been wanting to Dive into that Orisussy for years. I'm just saying if it's curvy Its on the menu 🤣
I saw Orisa and immediately liked the video, this is a man close to my own heart lmao
@@icyatlasartworks FOR REAL (also Mal0 being the thumbnail)
Orisa is way better than all ow females
@@sebastiancristaldo6868 facts
@@Markkill2580 agreed
When lovecraftian horror starts giving you a boner it just means that you've just gone a diffrent route t9wards madness and true understanding of what lies beyond reality
Ebrietas and vicar amelia can get it. Amygdala too.
"its like the middle of june, they getting heated"
nah man, bro got crazy with that one 😭
I'll show my friends this song and they still won't hear me out
Get a better (lower) class of friends.
Brother, I ain't even got words for you... Except...
*I'm listening, dawg*
"you cannot kill me in a way that matters," "I will stare god in the face and walk backwards into hell," "You are a coward wearing the facade of a revolutionary," shit posts breed gold.
0:29: Was that MAL.0? As monster girls go, excellent choice.😎👍🏻
Ayoooi!! A true visionary. That beat and flow is so nasty
On a video like this I just gotta ask, anyone got a link to the clip of SCP-1417 at 29 seconds... for a friend.
hey a friend of mine said he found the sauce your friend is lucky
sauce is greisane I cant seem to post link so you need to google it
Hold up,
Let him cook 🌟
0:29 who made this?
I need to know
And now for the final frontier of hear me out...
ALIEN CHICKS (And I'm ain't talking about those trash space babes)
Based.
are we talking like xenomorph type shit?
Ham Sandwich:
"I mean if it moves..."
I'm not a fury, but of all the examples shown in the video, I can understand that someone might wanna cuddle MalO.
bro had an existential moment half way through like "wtf am I saying"
Ham cooking in the stu as always with this one 🔥🔥🔥 Truly the most cultured to date
All right im not sure what's worse ....
The fact that I heard him out
Or the fact that I told my friend hear me out after watching this
A man with perfect taste, a fellow true monster lover! Hell yeah~!
BROTHER💀💀💀💀give me your whole studio, this shit CRIMINAL 😭😭😭😭
Ham just doing his thing and expressing how him and his community feel
That Mal0 one... How dare you call me out.
But I'm not like a furry or anything that would be weird. Ya... ya....
@@hex4147you literally have puro (was that his name?) as your pfp
The man who cooked💯🗣️🔥
0:29 so can nobody find the sauce or something cuz i cant find nothin
Someone gotta stooooooop Ham 😂😂😂😂
Listen. I would love to get with lugia and Mal0. Y’all ain’t stopping me.
Preach Ham! Tired if some of these cowards who think a hot chick with cat ears needs explanation.
A "Hear Me Out" is some girl who is one step away from being a Lovecraftian horror.
Ebrietas and Vicar amelia can get it. Amygdala too.
@@Shadow666_ See this guy gets it!
hear me out.. this shit COOKIN🔥🔥🔥
Playing this at work right now hoping the customers come in and at least hear me out
You know. This may the most wild and out of pocket shit I have heard from you. This has single handedly changed my opinion on you. MY BOI IS BASED AS HELL!
Everytime i click a Ham track, halfway through i start agreeing with him. MAN DON'T MISS!
OK, the robot twins might not be hear me outs, but I feel like the fridge is
This song really speaks to me. Thank you.
OKAY SCP-1471 I CAN UNDERSTAND BUT THE DRAGON FROM SHREK??
Ham is def a Champion of Slaanesh
All right now hear me out: Big Mom on the rocks crew is one of the baddest bitches in One Piece, and I get why she has that bigger family
Yoooooo fireee 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Well someone understands my need for the eldritch. And before you guys say anything, Hear me out...
Hol up let him cook
finally mal0 getting the recognition she deserves
Any body into fallout deathclaw? *Hear me out...*
I'm more of a Blender from Madness Combat type of guy
Man of culture
I find it really funny that every reaction I’ve seen agrees with him but then unanimously say “Aight, you lost me.” once he mentions toxapex
Im not ashamed to admit I agree with about half that list, and you spit flames.
About half is still weak
Ain't good enough bro, you aren't cultured enough for the full experience.
@@Greenst4rX culture is a direction. The right one requires inspection
@@smolboi7092 kk
I jumped out of my chair at the alcreamie part😭 had me tweaking from disgust and laughter
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE ZOO LETS GET ITTTTT 🔥🔥🔥
Hear me out, Plantera from Terraria. Trust me with the right set up its doable.
You’ll need solar armor breastplate the melee armor legs from barkeep and hallowed helmet for melee
Ankh shield
Celestial shell
Solar wings
Beserrkers glove
Titan glove
Mechanical glove
Next set up a duck and heart genorator underwater and have get to the thing during night
Heart reach, regen, iron skin, titan potion, the best healing pot you got, speed potion,
And behold the best setup for smashing cheek.
Scp 1471 best monster girl
Yooo what's the anime with the guy with the ring and that monster with the sharp teeth?
I think it's JJK? If someone's certain, I hope they'll comment too.
You go, Ham! Speaking for all us exophiles out there. Maybe one day there'll be a monster boys rap, too...I can dream. XD
(Speaking of Doom, though, Samuel Hayden. That is all.)
Absolutely cooking, Hayden can choke me but only if the last thing I hear is his voice monologuing to me.
Same deal with a Tauren
There was an order before I pressed the video I saw monster girl rap
I was Intrigued
I saw Orisa
I backed away
I saw the title
And was like Bet
Same energy as "I'm not a furry but"
INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!! LET THE PEOPLE KNOWWWW
Jesus Christ
oh he's cooking with this one boys
Orisa is a 1 year old 💀
FINNALY MY THEME SONG HAS BEEN MADE
Song: 10 outta 10 bangin'
That last bit: 10 outta 10 accurate
Every time I saw GLaDOS in this, I had to pause the song because I was wheezing so hard XD
I would never expect to hear Dr. Robotnik on a HS song
Here after the pokemon leaks
This mf spittin