MONSTER GIRLS RAP | "HEAR ME OUT!" | Ham Sandwich (prod. ASTRAL)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @HamSandwich
    @HamSandwich  Год назад +429

    OUT ON ALL PLATFORMS: songwhip.com/ham-sandwich/hear-me-out
    Once again I will be attacked for presenting new ideas

    • @fox_exe9
      @fox_exe9 Год назад +5

      We in the same boat 😅

    • @Elasticity0
      @Elasticity0 Год назад +5

      Don't worry about it they mad because you preaching new styles and they don't understand

    • @matrixmew6185
      @matrixmew6185 Год назад +4

      what I wanna know is where the milf/dilf rap is

    • @keshang_laow8325
      @keshang_laow8325 Год назад +2

      I forgot if i was listening to ham or Lil dicky halfway through

    • @synthiasoulrune7813
      @synthiasoulrune7813 Год назад +1

      🎉We all like some type of Non humanoid feature about a character that makes us personally want to smash them. Heard you out like
      "I'm not the only one?"
      ❤🎉

  • @EarthOneSpidey
    @EarthOneSpidey Год назад +1826

    "You are coward wearing the facade of a revolutionary!" Will never not be hard. Ham goated for the intro. 😂

    • @jackrain4575
      @jackrain4575 Год назад +43

      some people jus aint ready to fully accept the new gospel. with time, it they will

    • @justanotherperson7416
      @justanotherperson7416 Год назад +32

      That is such a hard line for a song about monster fuckin....actually wait no that makes perfect sense

  • @Agentishim
    @Agentishim Год назад +3034

    We making it outta ham’s search history with this one💯🗣️🔥

  • @bamannpiderman
    @bamannpiderman Год назад +1206

    Ah, the final evolution. From 'cat ears are cute on you' to 'lugia fine right now'
    God speed ham... God speed

  • @blaccoffee1
    @blaccoffee1 Год назад +181

    I love the irony in the line 1:11 "I'mma turn a void queen into a mother". Chose the only champion in league that is a canon mother XD

  • @BlaxTracks
    @BlaxTracks Год назад +233

    I have no recollection of editing this

  • @therealZuro
    @therealZuro Год назад +500

    Big Mom being classified as a monster girl is incredible, as some who just finished that arc. *chefs kiss*

    • @Deltacache
      @Deltacache Год назад +7

      yeah it was a good arc but just wait for wano

    • @mothemane9910
      @mothemane9910 Год назад +20

      Have you ever seen Big Mom prime age? If Robin is a 10 she's a lowkey 15

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 Год назад +7

      ​@@mothemane9910after looking it up I can confirm she was a certified GYATT

    • @StAr_MiL3s
      @StAr_MiL3s 3 месяца назад

      RIGHT?

  • @solarrick03
    @solarrick03 Год назад +1029

    As a Ham Sandwich connoisseur, he speaks facts

  • @Zerosenpai25
    @Zerosenpai25 Год назад +227

    I like how our degeneracy has evolved so far where we can look at an eldrich abomination and the first thing that comes to our mind is. "Yeah. I'd hit that"

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 Год назад +24

      I'll say that for me I less look at something eldritch and say smash, and more looking at something eldritch and knowing damn well that there's gonna be SO much lewd fanart transforming them into something hot, no matter how otherworldly and terrifying they are.

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 Год назад +11

      Addition: like, Fanart is an extremely transformative force that turns character's like Bill Cypher into Tumblr Sexymen, and MAL0 into a big teddy goth wolf GF.

    • @1994AustinSmith
      @1994AustinSmith 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@aquamarinerose5405I think we all need an "emotional support Mal0."

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 2 месяца назад +2

      DnD players have been doing this for years 🤣

  • @luckytrap897
    @luckytrap897 Год назад +315

    Wow, honestly when i heard "monster girl" i expected the usual borderline furry stuff, not Toxapex and Orisa! I salute you, good taste

  • @jaesjmes5498
    @jaesjmes5498 9 месяцев назад +11

    1:59 for anyone wondering what this is. There’s a channel that does animations explaining SCP’s. The SCP shown behind the bus stop is a female, hot version of the actual scp which basically appears in your vision sometimes over a few weeks and then drives you insane or kills you………..I’ll still here him out tho

    • @unoviverseyt
      @unoviverseyt 4 месяца назад +1

      i mean mal0's og image was a zombie fursuit
      so mal0 is technically a furry

    • @Kragerles
      @Kragerles 4 месяца назад

      The scp itself won’t kill you or drive you insane but it has driven people to suicide if they can’t live with seeing it

  • @StoryNerdStudios
    @StoryNerdStudios Год назад +168

    Ham really got the most cultured takes in all of nerdcore 😩

  • @failurextreme7084
    @failurextreme7084 Год назад +146

    I love 1:25 how he starts to laugh at his own line.

  • @everythingalldwight4939
    @everythingalldwight4939 Год назад +403

    Ham once again proving he’s the most cultured 👌

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet Год назад +130

    Girls been low key about that monster D for years now, it's time boys get equal recognition so we can all just enjoy whatever parts of whatever monsters of whatever genders are ready to consent to gracing a lowly human with the opportunity to provide them with some otherworldly satisfaction.

    • @helltaker6865
      @helltaker6865 Год назад +24

      Boys just got started and went in highkey. Straight to the eldritch waifus

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks Год назад +16

      @@helltaker6865 Cthulhu has been on that list for a long time brother

    • @helltaker6865
      @helltaker6865 Год назад +6

      @@icyatlasartworks which one

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks Год назад +9

      @@helltaker6865 eldritch waifus lol

    • @helltaker6865
      @helltaker6865 Год назад +9

      @icyatlaspart2 it seems I was not alone in my journey

  • @thebejeweledrook
    @thebejeweledrook Год назад +43

    1:28 i like how Ham started to have a mid-life crisis and say "hol up wtf am I talking about"🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardlandgraf1953
    @richardlandgraf1953 Год назад +29

    I need the sauce for 00:29 rn rn!
    Edit: Her name is Mal0. She's an SCP (1471-A). This version is made by Greisane and adds the hooves which is an interesting touch.

    • @mahmutyordamli4912
      @mahmutyordamli4912 Год назад +2

      Same bro I need that too. Give me a heads up when you found it

    • @mahmutyordamli4912
      @mahmutyordamli4912 Год назад +1

      sauce is greisane I dont know why I cant reply with link this is my third reply. you need to google artist'S name dude

    • @Funtimebonnie468
      @Funtimebonnie468 10 дней назад

      The hooves honestly make more sense both the actual version and the fan service one

  • @tankmoneyz2035
    @tankmoneyz2035 Год назад +245

    WE MAKING IT INTO THE GUTS WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @KGBST
    @KGBST Год назад +29

    With all the prof I’ve seen by now, I know that Ham Sandwich is the only one, that would be able to understand to do a rap for the anime Interspecies Reviewers, at 100%

  • @LegendaryCake-
    @LegendaryCake- Год назад +11

    The fact my whole internet search was in this song... Is amazing

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Год назад +270

    I don't think anyone would be down bad for Big Mom.
    And I am thankful for that. 😊

    • @Dozkek
      @Dozkek Год назад +42

      If it's big mom in the past then 100% smash but if it ain't then hell nah

    • @ArkAngel6821
      @ArkAngel6821 Год назад +20

      I know a few dont worry they exist

    • @smsdamiracle
      @smsdamiracle Год назад

      Big bitches need love too. Even the SUPERSIZED big bitches. Let Big Mom cook

    • @qtrythegamer4488
      @qtrythegamer4488 Год назад +13

      Ay all im saying is she has 80 something kids and pound litterly buried himself for her after and waited just saying she gotta be good in bed. Xd
      Would I no but I can see why others would particularly mom before she got that fat.

    • @lonelyskull194
      @lonelyskull194 Год назад +5

      She’s had like 35 husbands or something 😅

  • @noctusdoesthings
    @noctusdoesthings Год назад +27

    With a title like "Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young" you know it's gotta be mind shattering

    • @Flextape317
      @Flextape317 2 месяца назад

      I wasn't expecting lovecraftian horror not gonna lie

  • @BooferdBS
    @BooferdBS 2 месяца назад +12

    1:31 “WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?”

  • @HL2conscript
    @HL2conscript 2 месяца назад +6

    "we know about Lopunny, but today im feeling Toxapex"
    this is why music was invented.

  • @Mister_Don888
    @Mister_Don888 2 месяца назад +16

    0:30 Sauce?

  • @williammcneill4178
    @williammcneill4178 Год назад +51

    This man speaks for the people

  • @vanashramsunder2443
    @vanashramsunder2443 Год назад +131

    This song was amazing. You did an amazing job on this song. The vibe and energy was amazing. Once again, he shows why his a man of culture. These types of songs are always amazing. Great song.

  • @KushibeTheSage
    @KushibeTheSage Год назад +57

    naw ain't no way; ayo y'all hearing this man out right now!!! "Lugia's thighs look extra wide..." AYO

    • @lolexguy
      @lolexguy Год назад +12

      To be fair he isnt the worst one in nerdcore with this kinda stuff. Stupendium has a love song about DOOM creatures and Cans(yes soda cans, soft drinks) and Dan Bull has the pink sword sequels.

    • @Scott_TF2
      @Scott_TF2 Год назад

      @@lolexguy i watch a lot of Stupe's videos but i've never seen the DOOM one.
      Edit: thank you for enlightening me

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 Год назад

      @@lolexguy Granted, the Cans one kinda makes sense when you realize that the game they're singing about is literally called "OnlyCans: Thirst Date" which is a game about taking vaguely suggestive photographs of soda cans. So the song slots right in with the game's own sense of humor.

  • @RealJohnnyAngel
    @RealJohnnyAngel Год назад +47

    I have mostly different tastes in monster girls that the showcased ones, but just as cultured. just as much of a need to "Hear me out." (Orisa can get it, tho.)

  • @alextompkins4041
    @alextompkins4041 Год назад +38

    HAM AINT MAKIN IT OUT THE PSYCH WARD AFTER THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Nexorith
    @Nexorith Год назад +5

    Yo that explanation behind vaporeon is wild, i aint even need to read all of it to know what it was

  • @DepressedDiego
    @DepressedDiego Год назад +7

    The amount of validation I felt from this rap brought tears to my eyes

  • @Jean-Luc_Renard
    @Jean-Luc_Renard Год назад +10

    "You are a coward wearing the façade of a revolutionary," was lyrically engineered for TikTok. Well played, Ham Sandwich. Well played.

  • @dovahsblight7677
    @dovahsblight7677 Год назад +10

    1:30 you know it's good when Ham starts cracking up some 🤣❤

  • @soultyger
    @soultyger Год назад +27

    Ngl, with this rap, Ham Sandwich is probably the most degen-um cultured nerdcore rapper ever 👏🏿👏🏿 This was very well done👍🏿

  • @PieMan8522
    @PieMan8522 Год назад +11

    Bro cooked the nasty patty 💀

  • @ShaLeWo
    @ShaLeWo Год назад +37

    As usual it's a intresting topic but a hell of a vibe. Good work

  • @flawlesspiner1674
    @flawlesspiner1674 Год назад +4

    just realized that the copypasta's in the background at 1:01

  • @doomslayer6906
    @doomslayer6906 Год назад +7

    when he said "put some boobs on something outa doom" I really felt that in more places than my soul

    • @dragishawk
      @dragishawk 2 месяца назад

      Yeah. And there are actually Rule 63 versions of some of the various monsters in Doom already.

    • @doomslayer6906
      @doomslayer6906 2 месяца назад

      @@dragishawk i guarantee you i have probably saved one or multiple of these versions you speak of

  • @alexandergriffiths2532
    @alexandergriffiths2532 Год назад +71

    Ham, how did we get here?! 😂
    Your most outta pocket song by FAR

  • @oakwood4416
    @oakwood4416 Год назад +27

    Spitting fire while speaking the truth. Ham Sandwich the revolutionary 🫡

  • @Markkill2580
    @Markkill2580 Год назад +69

    FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS SOMTHING! I've been wanting to Dive into that Orisussy for years. I'm just saying if it's curvy Its on the menu 🤣

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks Год назад +13

      I saw Orisa and immediately liked the video, this is a man close to my own heart lmao

    • @Scott_TF2
      @Scott_TF2 Год назад +8

      @@icyatlasartworks FOR REAL (also Mal0 being the thumbnail)

    • @sebastiancristaldo6868
      @sebastiancristaldo6868 Год назад +7

      Orisa is way better than all ow females

    • @Markkill2580
      @Markkill2580 Год назад +4

      @@sebastiancristaldo6868 facts

    • @Scott_TF2
      @Scott_TF2 Год назад +1

      @@Markkill2580 agreed

  • @kingthe13
    @kingthe13 Год назад +10

    When lovecraftian horror starts giving you a boner it just means that you've just gone a diffrent route t9wards madness and true understanding of what lies beyond reality

    • @Shadow666_
      @Shadow666_ Год назад +2

      Ebrietas and vicar amelia can get it. Amygdala too.

  • @kiru___
    @kiru___ Год назад +2

    "its like the middle of june, they getting heated"
    nah man, bro got crazy with that one 😭

  • @AlekFTWAgain
    @AlekFTWAgain Год назад +33

    I'll show my friends this song and they still won't hear me out

    • @ZiddersRooFurry
      @ZiddersRooFurry 8 месяцев назад +1

      Get a better (lower) class of friends.

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 Год назад +2

    Brother, I ain't even got words for you... Except...
    *I'm listening, dawg*

  • @notmebeingme461
    @notmebeingme461 Год назад +4

    "you cannot kill me in a way that matters," "I will stare god in the face and walk backwards into hell," "You are a coward wearing the facade of a revolutionary," shit posts breed gold.

  • @coolguy5133
    @coolguy5133 Год назад +3

    0:29: Was that MAL.0? As monster girls go, excellent choice.😎👍🏻

  • @jfrank4802
    @jfrank4802 Год назад +14

    Ayoooi!! A true visionary. That beat and flow is so nasty

  • @birdsofafeather1241
    @birdsofafeather1241 Год назад +4

    On a video like this I just gotta ask, anyone got a link to the clip of SCP-1417 at 29 seconds... for a friend.

    • @mahmutyordamli4912
      @mahmutyordamli4912 Год назад

      hey a friend of mine said he found the sauce your friend is lucky
      sauce is greisane I cant seem to post link so you need to google it

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 Год назад +13

    Hold up,
    Let him cook 🌟

  • @HyDro_Neko
    @HyDro_Neko Год назад +2

    0:29 who made this?
    I need to know

  • @dragonborn7562
    @dragonborn7562 Год назад +9

    And now for the final frontier of hear me out...
    ALIEN CHICKS (And I'm ain't talking about those trash space babes)

    • @snessy
      @snessy Год назад +1

      Based.

    • @unoviverseyt
      @unoviverseyt 4 месяца назад

      are we talking like xenomorph type shit?

  • @robertthomson4976
    @robertthomson4976 Год назад +1

    Ham Sandwich:
    "I mean if it moves..."

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 2 месяца назад +4

    I'm not a fury, but of all the examples shown in the video, I can understand that someone might wanna cuddle MalO.

  • @vixvox7948
    @vixvox7948 Год назад +1

    bro had an existential moment half way through like "wtf am I saying"

  • @LucifaeliaNoxar
    @LucifaeliaNoxar Год назад +20

    Ham cooking in the stu as always with this one 🔥🔥🔥 Truly the most cultured to date

  • @rosedragonheart3537
    @rosedragonheart3537 Месяц назад +1

    All right im not sure what's worse ....
    The fact that I heard him out
    Or the fact that I told my friend hear me out after watching this

  • @fireandfeathers6394
    @fireandfeathers6394 Год назад +6

    A man with perfect taste, a fellow true monster lover! Hell yeah~!

  • @shvdowroom
    @shvdowroom Год назад +2

    BROTHER💀💀💀💀give me your whole studio, this shit CRIMINAL 😭😭😭😭

  • @MekoMikoMii
    @MekoMikoMii Год назад +5

    Ham just doing his thing and expressing how him and his community feel

  • @hex4147
    @hex4147 Год назад +2

    That Mal0 one... How dare you call me out.

    • @hex4147
      @hex4147 Год назад +1

      But I'm not like a furry or anything that would be weird. Ya... ya....

    • @weirdidiot4616
      @weirdidiot4616 Год назад

      ​@@hex4147you literally have puro (was that his name?) as your pfp

  • @logangant7732
    @logangant7732 Год назад +5

    The man who cooked💯🗣️🔥

  • @LarryDaChicken
    @LarryDaChicken Год назад +1

    0:29 so can nobody find the sauce or something cuz i cant find nothin

  • @KnightstarNC
    @KnightstarNC Год назад +6

    Someone gotta stooooooop Ham 😂😂😂😂

  • @Drakestorm87
    @Drakestorm87 Год назад +2

    Listen. I would love to get with lugia and Mal0. Y’all ain’t stopping me.

  • @gwinnondavis9284
    @gwinnondavis9284 Год назад +9

    Preach Ham! Tired if some of these cowards who think a hot chick with cat ears needs explanation.
    A "Hear Me Out" is some girl who is one step away from being a Lovecraftian horror.

    • @Shadow666_
      @Shadow666_ Год назад +3

      Ebrietas and Vicar amelia can get it. Amygdala too.

    • @gwinnondavis9284
      @gwinnondavis9284 Год назад +2

      @@Shadow666_ See this guy gets it!

  • @Mana-ray635
    @Mana-ray635 11 месяцев назад +2

    hear me out.. this shit COOKIN🔥🔥🔥

  • @donarceus
    @donarceus Год назад +4

    Playing this at work right now hoping the customers come in and at least hear me out

  • @fr0stdr4ke95
    @fr0stdr4ke95 Год назад +1

    You know. This may the most wild and out of pocket shit I have heard from you. This has single handedly changed my opinion on you. MY BOI IS BASED AS HELL!

  • @Minalumos
    @Minalumos Год назад +3

    Everytime i click a Ham track, halfway through i start agreeing with him. MAN DON'T MISS!

  • @Tubesigil
    @Tubesigil Год назад +2

    OK, the robot twins might not be hear me outs, but I feel like the fridge is

  • @CaprineQueen
    @CaprineQueen Год назад +3

    This song really speaks to me. Thank you.

  • @Drstrx.notcannon
    @Drstrx.notcannon Год назад +1

    OKAY SCP-1471 I CAN UNDERSTAND BUT THE DRAGON FROM SHREK??

  • @MatthewMoudy
    @MatthewMoudy Год назад +4

    Ham is def a Champion of Slaanesh

  • @ZachPrime
    @ZachPrime Год назад +1

    All right now hear me out: Big Mom on the rocks crew is one of the baddest bitches in One Piece, and I get why she has that bigger family

  • @memeguy1061
    @memeguy1061 Год назад +3

    Yoooooo fireee 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Barkstopper
    @Barkstopper 11 месяцев назад +1

    Well someone understands my need for the eldritch. And before you guys say anything, Hear me out...

  • @pinkbosschanel
    @pinkbosschanel Год назад +3

    Hol up let him cook

  • @biz117
    @biz117 Месяц назад +1

    finally mal0 getting the recognition she deserves

  • @ZayTheDJ
    @ZayTheDJ 4 месяца назад +4

    Any body into fallout deathclaw? *Hear me out...*

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 4 месяца назад

      I'm more of a Blender from Madness Combat type of guy

    • @TikisTikis98
      @TikisTikis98 3 месяца назад

      Man of culture

  • @sobakiin1797
    @sobakiin1797 11 месяцев назад +1

    I find it really funny that every reaction I’ve seen agrees with him but then unanimously say “Aight, you lost me.” once he mentions toxapex

  • @smolboi7092
    @smolboi7092 Год назад +3

    Im not ashamed to admit I agree with about half that list, and you spit flames.

    • @weirdidiot4616
      @weirdidiot4616 Год назад

      About half is still weak

    • @Greenst4rX
      @Greenst4rX 11 месяцев назад

      Ain't good enough bro, you aren't cultured enough for the full experience.

    • @smolboi7092
      @smolboi7092 11 месяцев назад

      @@Greenst4rX culture is a direction. The right one requires inspection

    • @Greenst4rX
      @Greenst4rX 11 месяцев назад

      @@smolboi7092 kk

  • @Mr._Maidenless64
    @Mr._Maidenless64 Месяц назад

    I jumped out of my chair at the alcreamie part😭 had me tweaking from disgust and laughter

  • @Falafel6723
    @Falafel6723 Год назад +3

    WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE ZOO LETS GET ITTTTT 🔥🔥🔥

  • @lonelyboy9852
    @lonelyboy9852 Год назад +2

    Hear me out, Plantera from Terraria. Trust me with the right set up its doable.
    You’ll need solar armor breastplate the melee armor legs from barkeep and hallowed helmet for melee
    Ankh shield
    Celestial shell
    Solar wings
    Beserrkers glove
    Titan glove
    Mechanical glove
    Next set up a duck and heart genorator underwater and have get to the thing during night
    Heart reach, regen, iron skin, titan potion, the best healing pot you got, speed potion,
    And behold the best setup for smashing cheek.

  • @Feline_Femboy
    @Feline_Femboy 7 месяцев назад +3

    Scp 1471 best monster girl

  • @RaphaelRavenwing
    @RaphaelRavenwing 2 месяца назад +2

    Yooo what's the anime with the guy with the ring and that monster with the sharp teeth?

    • @orionvictoria1
      @orionvictoria1 2 месяца назад

      I think it's JJK? If someone's certain, I hope they'll comment too.

  • @s.a.barnes7365
    @s.a.barnes7365 Год назад +4

    You go, Ham! Speaking for all us exophiles out there. Maybe one day there'll be a monster boys rap, too...I can dream. XD
    (Speaking of Doom, though, Samuel Hayden. That is all.)

    • @thosebloodybadgers8499
      @thosebloodybadgers8499 Год назад

      Absolutely cooking, Hayden can choke me but only if the last thing I hear is his voice monologuing to me.
      Same deal with a Tauren

  • @RealWorldGaming
    @RealWorldGaming 2 месяца назад +1

    There was an order before I pressed the video I saw monster girl rap
    I was Intrigued
    I saw Orisa
    I backed away
    I saw the title
    And was like Bet

  • @Pomni3477
    @Pomni3477 Год назад +6

    Same energy as "I'm not a furry but"

  • @stargirlkyu
    @stargirlkyu Год назад +1

    INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!! LET THE PEOPLE KNOWWWW

  • @ArmageddonC104
    @ArmageddonC104 Год назад +3

    Jesus Christ

  • @dallaspayne6204
    @dallaspayne6204 Год назад +1

    oh he's cooking with this one boys

  • @жамъянпүрэв
    @жамъянпүрэв Год назад +4

    Orisa is a 1 year old 💀

  • @8bitman188
    @8bitman188 Год назад +1

    FINNALY MY THEME SONG HAS BEEN MADE

  • @CMWolfMagic
    @CMWolfMagic Год назад +2

    Song: 10 outta 10 bangin'
    That last bit: 10 outta 10 accurate

  • @collegemaster5683
    @collegemaster5683 Год назад +2

    Every time I saw GLaDOS in this, I had to pause the song because I was wheezing so hard XD

  • @Ayrond
    @Ayrond Год назад +2

    I would never expect to hear Dr. Robotnik on a HS song

  • @AzureNova23
    @AzureNova23 2 месяца назад +2

    Here after the pokemon leaks
    This mf spittin