@@iguessthisismyworkaccountl8437 no she didn't , she was gonna die regardless because Singularities objective was Cereza aka Arch Eve Origin. Without Jeanne's intervention in here it's highly likely that Cereza 3 wouldnt have even faced singularity to begin with, if anything Jeanne saved everyone by saving Cereza here.
So... Singularity managed to barely survive his defeat in Bayo3 and attempted to restart here what he was doing in the other game. However, he was still crippled to the point of having to start over when Cereza is barely a witch, rely on the fae energy instead of his own, etc. And when Jeanne comes in, instead of acting all high and mighty, he fears her enough to try persuading her to leave him be. With him extinguished for good, both witches might now be free to live on further than what he determined. Is that right?
yeah I think this is probably the most likely scenario, everyone seems to be taking it in bad faith that this isn't an alternate timeline. if anything I assumed more people would be upset by the fact that this is more like B2's ending where Aesir possessed Balder and went into the past (Bayo 1), except here Singularity didn't get away with it. It's definitely setting up a Jeanne spin-off that Helena vaguely referenced.
Honestly wasn't a fan of Bayonetta 3 and was sorely disappointed with the plot. Should this be possible I hope this would bring "the" Bayonetta we all know and love.
If there's no alt version of this guy existing somewhere then this bayonetta and jeanne won't experience the events of 3 which means no viola (thank god) and no luka fursona awakening arc bs. I'm liking this soft reboot.
I love how Jeanne is always said to have goals of "being stronger than Cereza" because, she is. There is 0 doubt that Jeanne trumps Cereza in witch powers. It's purely just gameplay that Jeanne loses out.
I actually like that as a playable character in the main series she's stronger but more difficult to use with her witch time being restricted to moth within only. Like if she isn't getting frame perfect witch time it's not good enough for her. Fits her character perfectly.
i’m pretty sure it’s explained as them being on an equal footing but for different reasons. Cereza is a natural prodigy at the Umbran Arts, probably inherited from Rosa who’s the most powerful. Jeanne is more technically skilled because she was throughly trained and she doesn’t fight “instinctively” like Cereza does. She understands every move she makes and goes out of her way to try and improve herself and perfect her fighting ability
The cherry on top from this game is that Jeanne gets redemption somewhat, we can even play as her fully after this lol Bayonetta 3 could never, this game ironically got everything right about Bayonetta's characters true essence unlike the third game😂
This whole chapter could confirm one thing: Jeanne didn’t actually die. Remember in this she used the Soul Travelling technique, and when Singularity 'killed' Jeanne her body was destroyed, while there was blood, her soul should create a temporary one it creates for the technique, so what happened during the events of Bayonetta 3: when in the mission to find Sigurd, she used the Soul travelling technique so she would easily be able to pull out of there easily. And when Singularity killed Jeanne, it only restrained her soul from returning to her body, remember she disintegrated like how she did in this, her soul wasn’t dragged to inferno like how she was in Bayonetta 2.
Jeanne's not dead bc everyone killed by Singularity was revived by Arch Eve Origin in the final fight. And all the destruction he caused was reversed upon his defeat as well.
@@CallMeJina if what was on the Bayo Wikia is true, when Cereza released all the other Bayos from Singularity's bodies, each of their worlds were restored as well.
@@DTB3RG4D987 He’s SO annoying. Villains like Old Balder and Loptr? Bearable. Singularity? DEAR JUBILEUS WOULD HE PLEASE SHUT UP?! He just doesn’t stop talking, gloating, and bragging!
The fact they didn’t even acknowledge him on bayo3 either is so sad. This is very much giving what kamiya said which was, “they’re going to say you came up with that on the spot” which…. I mean yeah, how can he blame us?
@@cutejusticeexactly, imagine how adorable it would've been if cheshire and Cereza teamed up to fight against Singularity's last phase and win :( i prefer this over what we got with Luka...
@@Haineko5 He literally just keeps talking about the same thing over and over. “Immutable truth” this, “calculation” that, and “I shall destroy your world”. His dialogue is so repetitive I can’t stand it! Loptr and Old Baldur can never shut up, but at least they actually have some variety in their dialogue.
So what I’m seeing is singularity hardly survived bayo 3 so he went back in time to try and stop bayo but then past jeanne came in killed him so now this makes a new timeline where they don’t die this is kinda them sorta retconning bayo 3 I can get down with this 😂
@@Lara-vo6rp revise (an aspect of a fictional work) retrospectively, typically by introducing a piece of new information that imposes a different interpretation on previously described events.
This was definitely a surprise. Fun boss fight. It actually made me use the Dodge feature. I legitimately laughed when I saw Singularity show up again.
You’d think that Jeanne could’ve warned Cereza about singularity after he shows up in Bayo 3, and that she could’ve kept her guard up the whole time and possibly change her own fate.
@@Archon3960 same jeanne here*, literally there is only 1 arch eve origin and jeanne from origin is the same as 3, logically that's just bayonetta 3 and origin were made meaningless direct to each other
He never shows his face until the end and Jeanne's off doing something else(could also just be her seeing her death so she wouldn't be able to see much else of what happens, only really as she used Madama Styx near the end).
@@luisfillipebeserra2108я думаю это было шутливое высказывание наподобие того что сказали платинумы о 1 и 2 байо, типа ей буквально показали ее смерть и антагониста, Жанна не глупая девочка чтобы такое забыть или проигнорировать... Ну и слова о принятии судьбы? Они работают если ты пытаешься забыть(вспомнить) прошлое *как было в 1 байонетте*, но не о чертовом будущем которое можно изменить (да я придерживаюсь этой теории), либо платинумам надо было показать неизбежность событий
@@Val17282 she was always suspicious of Sigurd, but she didn’t realize he actually singularity, because she wasn’t with bayonetta and others when they discovered the real Sigurd body in the alphaverse
@@Lara-vo6rp cope harder because bayonetta 3 got own prequel meaning its more worthy for games. Bayp 1 and 2 are completely 2 seperate universes which do not get any continuation
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 if thats what makes you happy lol, youre literally in the comments getting mad over other peoples opinion on the game get over yourself cope.
@@alphaaegis2625 That's a copout answer. Any normal person not only would try and defy their fate, but would also question the fact that supposedly this one man can fix everything, instead of blindingly believing a punk girl that isekai'd herself into a different universe. It just makes them all look even more idiotic in 3.
I don't know. Maybe this part of the story with Jeanne might be an alternate timeline, once where Singularity lost and went back in time when Bayonetta was a kid, so that he can get her?
Even in a prequel before the third installment, Singularity never learns anything; only in his sole beliefs of creating a new world by issuing destruction on other worlds, which isn't really surprising.
So what I’m thinking is this. B3 has to definitely happen in order for Singularity to exist here. What I think has happened is a new timeline/universe was born of his actions. By going back in time weakened from B3 l, he himself created an ‘uncertainty’. By showing Jeanne Origins her fate in B3 now that fate will be averted since no Singularity exists in this timeline save for Sigurd Origins. What it also could mean is that in this universe instead of contracting with Butterfly we get a Bayo who contracts with Cheshire. Im throwing out the whole 1 Paradiso/Inferno thing since in the grand scheme it makes zero sense. Otherwise even if B3 doesn’t know Cheshire, the vice versa wouldn’t be true.
I was hoping and thinking that too, but the ending basically said "We're gonna tuck this away and be on with our day" which sort of felt like a "whatever happens, good luck" ending more than a "why don't we find out?" ending, which sorta chopped me down, but I _REALLY_ hope they do a Jeanne spinoff. I think Jeanne deserves WAY more justice than this.
@@whippethacreem7299 She is playable in her story and in the main game as well, And she got her own story so that's about as much justice as she's going to get for now, until Bayonetta 4 comes out in a few years
JEANNE NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO THE SERIES. IT ISN’T THE SAME WITHOUT HER!!! We all need to start a petition or something to bring her back to the series! This is just my personal opinion, but the ending for the third game was ABSOLUTE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEANNE NEEDS TO RETURN FOR THE FUTURE GAMES, VIOLA ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE THE NEW BAYONETTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A FUCKING HEART, PLATINUM GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEORY: Singularity picked Cereza to be a vessel for Arch-Eve Origin because she has the left eye of the world(of darkness). Her father, Baldr has the right eye of the world(of light), while Luka is in connection to the World of Chaos like Loki/Loptr. Because Cereza and Jeanne, in addition to Baldr used their power to kill a literal god in Bayo 1&2's dimensions, Singularity used both Cereza and Luka for how pure they are especially Jeanne, with Viola as the offspring of the former two, thus could create universal destruction that Jubileus and Aesir wished they could accomplish. Who knows if there would be a third entity aside from Arch-Adam and Arch-Eve; possibly an Arch-Lilith as a reference to End of Evangelion?
I’m not even an expert in Bayonetta lore but even then, Singularity is starting to get on my nerves. I understand villains wanting to wreck the multiverse and remade them into “their vision”, but this?? This is just petty. =3=
So if Singularity changed the past by fighting Jeanne, will this change the future? Is there an universe where Jeanne becomes the strongest witch? That would be interesting
The Egyptian Multiverse has the Jeanne from there as the Arc Eve (strongest witch) and the Japanese Multiverse has them as equals. So, yeah, we already have confirmation that it can happen.
@@DT-yw4ob Jeanne never was considered in b3 as strongest. Singularity was only mistaken for taking Jeanne as Arch Eve because Jeanne was only her trainer. He did the same with Rosa capturing her, but Rosa b4 being stronger than daughter doesn't mean she contains the greatest power.
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 Except, and i'm taking this from the Bayonetta Wiki: An Arch is a designation given to a specific individual residing within one of the parallel worlds in the Multiverse. The title was created by Singularity to refer to a person that possesses enough strength and willpower to be able to challenge fate, clashing with his powers of phenomenal affirmation. Many of the Archs are alternate versions of the same person across the Multiverse, and Singularity promptly makes it his mission to hunt them down. The Arch-Eve of a particular world within the Multiverse is primarily a version of Bayonetta, due to her complex history and being a key part of many critical moments regarding the fate of the Trinity of Realities. They are also vital to the stability of the world they inhabit due to their fate-altering powers, with their death quickly leading to the destruction of said world without being present to challenge Singularity. The title of Arch-Eve is not always fixed on a Bayonetta variant, however, and can be assumed by other individuals within a specific world if they have a strong enough will. Jeanne β3 was originally the Arch-Eve of her world until the title was assumed by Bayonetta β3 following her death.
@@DT-yw4ob Wikis are made by countless fans and not everyone is smart. Arch Eve or not, singularity is only seeking witch who contains (awakened or not) power to wipe out universe from existence on fundamental level. Jeanne's energy was only used to make Stratocumulus, Cereza ultimately had power to wipe out the cosmos.
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 It's not like Stratocumulus is any weaker than Arch-Pyrocumulus, Arch-Iridescent or Beta-4 controlled by Perlucidus. What's your source?
I'm a bit confused I was under the impression Jeanne was a direct descendant from the first Umbra witch, or is she just one of the strongest in the clan?
Yea they better undo the damage they did to the franchise with Bayo 3 in this game. I don't like either games but with this possible alteration to the timeline at least there is a chance that we will see our favorite witches again.
Because he gets to relieve the 'delightful' memory of him stabbing her from the back in Ginnungagap and gleefully share it to her past self. Singularity in essense is a monster in human skin.
Because Bayonetta 3 was fun game with most versatile ever gameplay with demon slaves just like Astral CHain with Legions. Bayo 2 had 0 improvement after Bayo 1. Bayonetta 1 was fun until Jeanne fights. @@roamingtheinternet8652
@@violajackson6885 Who said it is not canon ? Game already made her Arch Eve Origin and Bayonetta 4 is apparently continuation of Bayonetta 3. "But Platinum hates Jeanne and always makes her dirty" You cannot make someone dirty or hate if character is treated like this since very beginning. It is not like making Batman dirty in some retconned comics because Batman always was cool and iconic but now gets castrated by awfull writers
You know what sad about all of this? Because of Bayonetta3, all conversation around this game is "do all the bayo experiance this? Is this a new time-line? Is this a other alternative universe? Is this a other bayonetta or the mother of viola?" Litterally destroying any possible continuity this serie could ever get because we can now explain anything that doesn't follow to be "an other alternate universe". Bayonetta truly destroyed this serie.
Fr its like the writers could not keep track of their own lore and story and said fuck it multiverse now we can do whatever we want without contradicting anything
This makes me wonder, was it always fate for Jeanne to die or did singularity decide to be a bastard and use the last of his power to use phenomenal affirmation to make her death into destiny? Singularity's power is to affirm reality after all so it makes sense one of his abilities would be to ensure that the future he witnessed would become inescapable reality
Why her faith has shown so early in her younger state poor jeanne THIS IS WHY SINGULARITY IS A FUCKING OP VILLAIN HES DETERMINED TO KILL THE TWO UMBRAN WITCHES WE ALL LOVED
He planned to destroy all the timelines in the multiverse of the world of chaos, and when that was done, he planned to destroy Paradiso and Inferno so he can reshape it in his image. That’s his plan in Bayo 3
I think this is a weaker version of singularity, not someone who time traveled, maybe singularity simply knows the future, that's why he got surprised because Bayo3 changed said future, his "phenomenal affirmation" like he called it. That would explain why he's weak here, since his source of power were the bayonettas he killed across the multiverse.
Wait, I just finished watching Bayonetta: Origins' main story. I want to ask, which part does Jeanne's Tale start? It certainly doesn't start after the main story's ending. I might have to rewatch the movie.
@@Matiasfv I understand that Jeanne's Tale is unlocked after finishing the main game, but what I'm asking is when does this take place? I know it takes place after Cereza cut her hair to patch up Cheshire's wound but I also know it doesn't take place after the ending, when Cereza packed her things to set off on a new adventure because she, once again, changed her hairstyle. I suspect Jeanne's Tale happens before Cereza had that dream of her saving/hugging her mother. She doesn't remember getting transported to Singularity's pocket realm, nor awakening from Singularity's spell to help Jeanne defeat him. All she could remember is her dream. And, she is also unaware of Cheshire returning to his ragged, cat doll body.
@@CrimsonJewel I believe it happens after the main game's ending as Cereza says "Am I...back in the forest?" which implies she already left the forest
This is some time travel bullshit, Singularity straight up remembers KILLING Jeanne. He calls her his friend, as Jeanne was a friend to Sigurd before he backstabbed her. Does that mean the events of Bayo 3 have been retconned by Sigurd's time travel? This is some Homestuck tier shit
If this cereza is "brave cereza from bayonetta 3", why doesn't it have a clock on its chest?. 🤔🤔, and at the end of the game the hairstyle is changed to that of bayo1, so this can be bayo 1 and not 3, Bayo 1 can be considered arch eve origin also for being the original bayo.
They did because Bayonetta is best game. Demon Slaves is truly creative compared to trash Umbran Climaxes which are horrible versions of "Serious Modes" from Bayonetta 1 used only against boos battles. Mini games trumphs. Also Jeanne spy mission >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jeanne gameplay in Bayo 1 & 2 together combined. Also Sin Ritual are inifnitely more coller
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 I mean, the gameplay was pretty solid but I'm talking about the lore itself. Nothing that was showed here is even remotely referenced in bayo 3, it's like 2 completely different universes even though they're supposed to be the same? Not to mention the whole Viola thing which was honestly ridiculous
@@italoa.9168 Bayonetta 1, 2, 3 are completely seperate universes. Look at guns descriptions. Bayonetta 2 already made Bayonetra 1 story irrelevant, because there were so much time travel spacetime paradox changing it isn't relevant anymore. Multiverse is definitely less messy than entire time travel thing
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 yea ik that and it's fine I guess, but I was referring to how "bayonetta origins" connects with "bayo 3" (or rather don't) since they're both of the same universe. It's like they made this on the spot.
@@italoa.9168 I want to say that Bayonetta 2 used to be true sequel of Bayonetta 1, but Bayonetta 2 story had so much timeline changing and time travel paradoxes what made Bayonetta 1 game story irrelevant because events were likely wiped out from existence (time travel nuff said). Time was flowing normally, then Loptr drags out Balder causing paradox. Apparently in Records of Time Balder with broken mask was fighting Cereza what makes no sense. THen Balder being dragged out after Rosa's death makes no sense because during chapter 15 anything is changed somehow. Then Aesir's spirit wanted to be reborn bu coming back in time. Too much spacetime paradox mess it's irrelevant. I am not trying to shittalk of this game story, but let not pretend Bayo 3 has worst storytelling. At least it isn't messy. Bayonetta 3 literally retconned entire Bayoverse splitting into 3 seperate universe making Bayonetta 1 events relevant while Bayonetta 2 is own seperate universe. Origin game connects to 3rd game by Singularity content.
Is that it? The big "you guys don't know what's coming" boast Kamiya had was just this? Nothing changed, for all we know everyone is still dead or stuck in Inferno except that cringer Viola. Also, this openned an even bigger plothole: how is Lukaon in B3 and adult if he died?
Nothing makes sense in Bayoseries. People play this game for gameplay never for story. It takes to be real quarterbrain to think people play for story not gameplay
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 Bayo 1 and 2 had some connecting story. Playing the game over and over for that sweet platinum statue eventually helps drill in the points. Along with side collectibles and writings. If you play without trying to pay attention thatll happen. Bayonetta is a quirky weird game with an interesting world and fun characters. 1 and 2 did a good job.. 3 did not. Bit off more than the game could chew.
@@phataldestroyer Bayo 2 done trash job by just creating time travel concept. Bayo 1 is just pornhub tier scripted hack slash. Bayo 3 is not better but at least Singularity is truly a threat unlike womanbaby goddess without any persona wanting to destroy anything failing miserably and then we got a guy who looks like gay porn strip guy from LGBT bar who wants take away brains of humanity/dictate their role in their life. So stfu
this can go either 2 ways: singularity went back to a new timeline, or went back to the past. personally, going back to a new timeline seems more possible. if go to a new timeline: he was badly weakened by the events of bayo 3, decided to escape to an earlier timeline of brave cereza to kill her and merge with the previous timeline where he lost for his goal. he failed instead, creating a new time line with jeanne knowing her fate, practically retconning bayo 3. maybe will go to a jeanne spinoff. if go back to the past: it will basically return back to the events of bayo 3, which honestly kinda dont make sense
@Ch.ミエル I'm going with the first one because it makes more sense, especially considering how significantly weak he is here. going to a new timeline, he has a better chance at changing something in his favor as opposed to only returning to the past where his defeat is already preordained.
and the multiverse plot..the arch eves viola lukaon and all the crap b3 brought.... b1-2 was the main continuity b3 was brave cerezas timeline we can ignore that and move on
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 I get what your saying.... But considering it contradicts its own lore and the lore the other games set up prior... And is confirmed it's own timeline where the previous games events never happened we can easily over look this one.... As this is confirmed not the same bayo we've played ass from 1-2
Just for the fact that this game follows the horrif story of Bayo 3, I'm not buying it, it's real BS all that has to do with Singularity and Bayo having a kid not with Jeanne, but worst of it all having the comic relief and bufoon become the goddess-like witch meant-love, c'mon. They broke the whole preset lore
Well at least Jeanne got justice in this game.
For once, we didn’t just get a mode where they swapped models and gave Jeanne her own story!
Unlike her in the other games...
she caused bayonetta 3
@@iguessthisismyworkaccountl8437 no she didn't , she was gonna die regardless because Singularities objective was Cereza aka Arch Eve Origin. Without Jeanne's intervention in here it's highly likely that Cereza 3 wouldnt have even faced singularity to begin with, if anything Jeanne saved everyone by saving Cereza here.
What I learned with Cereza and Jeanne: even demons can feel pain, joy, sadness, comfort, etc... Basically, emotions
That damn godzilla demon wasted no moment in killing jeanne and cereza once the pact that binds it broke.
Well, in Bayonetta's universe, at least. 😅
Maybe somewhere out there even a demon may cry
@@masturcheef123 nice one haha even made me on the verge illngly almost cry
Wasn’t that was shown in first bayonetta game even
the fact that singularity tried to kill them as kids and still lost
Well it wasn't full power but yeah funny
lmao never realized that till now
I get he was already still rightfully trashed from before but that is just depressing for him but funny for us
It took Jeanne, Cheshire and Cereza using the Left Eye to get rid of a weaker version of him.
He pulled a Skynet. So, it was kinda inevitable. x)
So... Singularity managed to barely survive his defeat in Bayo3 and attempted to restart here what he was doing in the other game. However, he was still crippled to the point of having to start over when Cereza is barely a witch, rely on the fae energy instead of his own, etc. And when Jeanne comes in, instead of acting all high and mighty, he fears her enough to try persuading her to leave him be. With him extinguished for good, both witches might now be free to live on further than what he determined.
Is that right?
yeah I think this is probably the most likely scenario, everyone seems to be taking it in bad faith that this isn't an alternate timeline. if anything I assumed more people would be upset by the fact that this is more like B2's ending where Aesir possessed Balder and went into the past (Bayo 1), except here Singularity didn't get away with it. It's definitely setting up a Jeanne spin-off that Helena vaguely referenced.
Honestly wasn't a fan of Bayonetta 3 and was sorely disappointed with the plot. Should this be possible I hope this would bring "the" Bayonetta we all know and love.
If there's no alt version of this guy existing somewhere then this bayonetta and jeanne won't experience the events of 3 which means no viola (thank god) and no luka fursona awakening arc bs. I'm liking this soft reboot.
@@bogymanthedark
Bayonetta 3 basically tried to do something Devil May Cry (the parallel universe) tried to do.
@@bogymanthedark
Bayonetta 3 basically tried to do something Devil May Cry (the parallel universe) tried to do.
I love how even as a child jeanne never changed
I love how Jeanne is always said to have goals of "being stronger than Cereza" because, she is. There is 0 doubt that Jeanne trumps Cereza in witch powers. It's purely just gameplay that Jeanne loses out.
I actually like that as a playable character in the main series she's stronger but more difficult to use with her witch time being restricted to moth within only. Like if she isn't getting frame perfect witch time it's not good enough for her. Fits her character perfectly.
i’m pretty sure it’s explained as them being on an equal footing but for different reasons. Cereza is a natural prodigy at the Umbran Arts, probably inherited from Rosa who’s the most powerful. Jeanne is more technically skilled because she was throughly trained and she doesn’t fight “instinctively” like Cereza does. She understands every move she makes and goes out of her way to try and improve herself and perfect her fighting ability
I 100% agree. The only reason Jeanne isn’t Arch-Eve Origin is because she’d be too powerful 😅
@@Aaron-hv4hr Because Jeanne is just weakling.
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 you misspelled overpowered
The cherry on top from this game is that Jeanne gets redemption somewhat, we can even play as her fully after this lol Bayonetta 3 could never, this game ironically got everything right about Bayonetta's characters true essence unlike the third game😂
Jeanne is still trash tier character so who cares
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 So unserious lmao
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 bait used to be believable.
Because Jeanne is more nuissance in this series@@obsiangravel
She really isn't. @@bowserfierykoopaking4235
This whole chapter could confirm one thing: Jeanne didn’t actually die. Remember in this she used the Soul Travelling technique, and when Singularity 'killed' Jeanne her body was destroyed, while there was blood, her soul should create a temporary one it creates for the technique, so what happened during the events of Bayonetta 3: when in the mission to find Sigurd, she used the Soul travelling technique so she would easily be able to pull out of there easily. And when Singularity killed Jeanne, it only restrained her soul from returning to her body, remember she disintegrated like how she did in this, her soul wasn’t dragged to inferno like how she was in Bayonetta 2.
Great "Theory"
That could be the case
Jeanne's not dead bc everyone killed by Singularity was revived by Arch Eve Origin in the final fight. And all the destruction he caused was reversed upon his defeat as well.
@@CallMeJina if what was on the Bayo Wikia is true, when Cereza released all the other Bayos from Singularity's bodies, each of their worlds were restored as well.
The ending of your message doesn’t make sense, French Bayonetta also shattered into pieces and died
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! SINGULARITY IS HERE TOO?! This jerk just LOVES to ruin everything.😩
FRRRR
Seriously. I did NOT expect Singularity of all people to be back.
i groaned when i heard his voice at 13:20
@@DTB3RG4D987 He’s SO annoying. Villains like Old Balder and Loptr? Bearable. Singularity? DEAR JUBILEUS WOULD HE PLEASE SHUT UP?! He just doesn’t stop talking, gloating, and bragging!
@@reicho3034 fuck it, i WOULD LOVE TO SEE JUBILEUS come back even... BUT NOT THIS HOE 😭
I honestly started losing it when I heared Singularity's voice like I wasn't expecting him to show up
I should really watch a play through. Cheshire and bayonetta/Jeanne’s relationship is adorable. It’s so sad we didn’t see it in Bayo 3
The fact they didn’t even acknowledge him on bayo3 either is so sad. This is very much giving what kamiya said which was, “they’re going to say you came up with that on the spot” which…. I mean yeah, how can he blame us?
@@cutejusticeexactly, imagine how adorable it would've been if cheshire and Cereza teamed up to fight against Singularity's last phase and win :( i prefer this over what we got with Luka...
@@cutejustice Yea im really not surprised. The whole game felt so rushed.
@@muzzaXD that wouldve been so much better then whetevrr we got with luka
@@salemtheastra ikr? Sometimes I'm like "why is Cheshire not fighting alongside bayo as well instead of just Viola" bc it would be such a cool duo
9:56 There's that rakish, Jeanne-esque charm.
Love how this game and Jeanne said sike to singularity.
She has quite a sassy mouth for a witch. xD
I think singularity is the type of villain that we all love to hate
He’s so bland that’s the problem
@@Haineko5 He literally just keeps talking about the same thing over and over. “Immutable truth” this, “calculation” that, and “I shall destroy your world”. His dialogue is so repetitive I can’t stand it! Loptr and Old Baldur can never shut up, but at least they actually have some variety in their dialogue.
@@reicho3034 I mean yeah he s bland but the stuff he does is mean & dangerous you kindof get the felling he might be the ultimate bayo villain
@@reicho3034 Also I saw your comment on the story for magolor s epilogue 👍
@@uroskesic6117 Wait what?!😅 What comment?
So what I’m seeing is singularity hardly survived bayo 3 so he went back in time to try and stop bayo but then past jeanne came in killed him so now this makes a new timeline where they don’t die this is kinda them sorta retconning bayo 3 I can get down with this 😂
quick question whats retconning?
@@Lara-vo6rp revise (an aspect of a fictional work) retrospectively, typically by introducing a piece of new information that imposes a different interpretation on previously described events.
Singularity being defeated in the past doesn’t change the events of 3
@@jadonrowe273 for some odd reason my comment isn't popping up but, thanks!
@@Aaron-hv4hr it creates an alternate timeline where bayo nor jeanne dies it’s why I said sorta retconning
This was definitely a surprise. Fun boss fight. It actually made me use the Dodge feature. I legitimately laughed when I saw Singularity show up again.
The music was pretty great too :)
Singularity please don't make more trouble
Buddy. That’s LITERALLY the only reason for his existence.
Screw singularity at this point and also props to Jeanne she saw her fate, accepted it and beat his ass so once again I stand Jeanne
You’d think that Jeanne could’ve warned Cereza about singularity after he shows up in Bayo 3, and that she could’ve kept her guard up the whole time and possibly change her own fate.
Well Jeanne is brain damaged so couldn't
Not the same Jeanne here. B)
@@Archon3960 same jeanne here*, literally there is only 1 arch eve origin and jeanne from origin is the same as 3, logically that's just bayonetta 3 and origin were made meaningless direct to each other
He never shows his face until the end and Jeanne's off doing something else(could also just be her seeing her death so she wouldn't be able to see much else of what happens, only really as she used Madama Styx near the end).
@@luisfillipebeserra2108я думаю это было шутливое высказывание наподобие того что сказали платинумы о 1 и 2 байо, типа ей буквально показали ее смерть и антагониста, Жанна не глупая девочка чтобы такое забыть или проигнорировать... Ну и слова о принятии судьбы? Они работают если ты пытаешься забыть(вспомнить) прошлое *как было в 1 байонетте*, но не о чертовом будущем которое можно изменить (да я придерживаюсь этой теории), либо платинумам надо было показать неизбежность событий
The Umbras didn’t deserve Jeanne
I agree because Jeanne is trash tier character
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235okay bowser stan stop talking lmao
A faint smile crossed his lips?? What lips? 🤣
Im ready for that Jan spin off.
Don’t buy that either
Hellena and the Lost 4K
😂 is it bad that I got the reference straight away?
@@mikesamillion27 i swear that became the funniest sentence to me and nothing can beat it
"Don't buy that either." -Mother Taylor; The Banished One
I wonder did Viola mother bayonetta summon Cheshire and gave him to her and make him protect her
20:31 She was killed by a wheelchair. Which is top-tier stupid 💀
Um it’s a weaponized wheelchair used by singularity, a universe destroying entity, so yeah it’s not really that stupid
@@ThunderCustodes It is, since how did Jeanne not suspect anything the moment Singularity monologued ominously
@@Val17282 she was always suspicious of Sigurd, but she didn’t realize he actually singularity, because she wasn’t with bayonetta and others when they discovered the real Sigurd body in the alphaverse
Bayonetta 3 needs to be retconned so so much
No it doesn't It's good Bayoneta 1 & 2 are irrelevnt
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 ok casual....
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 just like your last comment said. cope.
@@Lara-vo6rp cope harder because bayonetta 3 got own prequel meaning its more worthy for games. Bayp 1 and 2 are completely 2 seperate universes which do not get any continuation
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 if thats what makes you happy lol, youre literally in the comments getting mad over other peoples opinion on the game get over yourself cope.
Wow, this just makes Jeanne's death in 3 even more stupid. I mean, she knew what would happen and even then she never questions anything? LOL
#SaveJeanne bruh
She cannot change phenomena affirmation like Cereza, plus this happened like 500 years ago so she could've forgot about it.
@@alphaaegis2625 That's a copout answer. Any normal person not only would try and defy their fate, but would also question the fact that supposedly this one man can fix everything, instead of blindingly believing a punk girl that isekai'd herself into a different universe. It just makes them all look even more idiotic in 3.
She knew she would die but she didn't know how or when
I don't know. Maybe this part of the story with Jeanne might be an alternate timeline, once where Singularity lost and went back in time when Bayonetta was a kid, so that he can get her?
Even in a prequel before the third installment, Singularity never learns anything; only in his sole beliefs of creating a new world by issuing destruction on other worlds, which isn't really surprising.
So what I’m thinking is this. B3 has to definitely happen in order for Singularity to exist here. What I think has happened is a new timeline/universe was born of his actions. By going back in time weakened from B3 l, he himself created an ‘uncertainty’. By showing Jeanne Origins her fate in B3 now that fate will be averted since no Singularity exists in this timeline save for Sigurd Origins. What it also could mean is that in this universe instead of contracting with Butterfly we get a Bayo who contracts with Cheshire. Im throwing out the whole 1 Paradiso/Inferno thing since in the grand scheme it makes zero sense. Otherwise even if B3 doesn’t know Cheshire, the vice versa wouldn’t be true.
Out of all the villains it had to be mr heels
Miss tilda
Tilda Swinton back at it again
NOT TILDA LMFAO
@@renny2049 now shes rlly going to haunt my dreams now
Oooh might this be a tease for a Jeanne game then?
I was hoping and thinking that too, but the ending basically said "We're gonna tuck this away and be on with our day" which sort of felt like a "whatever happens, good luck" ending more than a "why don't we find out?" ending, which sorta chopped me down, but I _REALLY_ hope they do a Jeanne spinoff. I think Jeanne deserves WAY more justice than this.
@@whippethacreem7299 She is playable in her story and in the main game as well, And she got her own story so that's about as much justice as she's going to get for now, until Bayonetta 4 comes out in a few years
JEANNE NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO THE SERIES. IT ISN’T THE SAME WITHOUT HER!!! We all need to start a petition or something to bring her back to the series! This is just my personal opinion, but the ending for the third game was ABSOLUTE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEANNE NEEDS TO RETURN FOR THE FUTURE GAMES, VIOLA ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE THE NEW BAYONETTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A FUCKING HEART, PLATINUM GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEORY: Singularity picked Cereza to be a vessel for Arch-Eve Origin because she has the left eye of the world(of darkness). Her father, Baldr has the right eye of the world(of light), while Luka is in connection to the World of Chaos like Loki/Loptr. Because Cereza and Jeanne, in addition to Baldr used their power to kill a literal god in Bayo 1&2's dimensions, Singularity used both Cereza and Luka for how pure they are especially Jeanne, with Viola as the offspring of the former two, thus could create universal destruction that Jubileus and Aesir wished they could accomplish. Who knows if there would be a third entity aside from Arch-Adam and Arch-Eve; possibly an Arch-Lilith as a reference to End of Evangelion?
Well it's good. But no
origins cereza doesnt have the left eye...
only the bayo in the b1-2 continuity did. origins calls it the right eye
@@drewhaynes1874 It was a error, it was confirmed by the creator
@@jadengalicia7719 Is there any way for them to fix it?
I’m not even an expert in Bayonetta lore but even then, Singularity is starting to get on my nerves. I understand villains wanting to wreck the multiverse and remade them into “their vision”, but this?? This is just petty. =3=
So if Singularity changed the past by fighting Jeanne, will this change the future? Is there an universe where Jeanne becomes the strongest witch? That would be interesting
The Egyptian Multiverse has the Jeanne from there as the Arc Eve (strongest witch) and the Japanese Multiverse has them as equals.
So, yeah, we already have confirmation that it can happen.
@@DT-yw4ob Jeanne never was considered in b3 as strongest. Singularity was only mistaken for taking Jeanne as Arch Eve because Jeanne was only her trainer.
He did the same with Rosa capturing her, but Rosa b4 being stronger than daughter doesn't mean she contains the greatest power.
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 Except, and i'm taking this from the Bayonetta Wiki:
An Arch is a designation given to a specific individual residing within one of the parallel worlds in the Multiverse. The title was created by Singularity to refer to a person that possesses enough strength and willpower to be able to challenge fate, clashing with his powers of phenomenal affirmation.
Many of the Archs are alternate versions of the same person across the Multiverse, and Singularity promptly makes it his mission to hunt them down.
The Arch-Eve of a particular world within the Multiverse is primarily a version of Bayonetta, due to her complex history and being a key part of many critical moments regarding the fate of the Trinity of Realities. They are also vital to the stability of the world they inhabit due to their fate-altering powers, with their death quickly leading to the destruction of said world without being present to challenge Singularity.
The title of Arch-Eve is not always fixed on a Bayonetta variant, however, and can be assumed by other individuals within a specific world if they have a strong enough will. Jeanne β3 was originally the Arch-Eve of her world until the title was assumed by Bayonetta β3 following her death.
@@DT-yw4ob
Wikis are made by countless fans and not everyone is smart. Arch Eve or not, singularity is only seeking witch who contains (awakened or not) power to wipe out universe from existence on fundamental level. Jeanne's energy was only used to make Stratocumulus, Cereza ultimately had power to wipe out the cosmos.
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 It's not like Stratocumulus is any weaker than Arch-Pyrocumulus, Arch-Iridescent or Beta-4 controlled by Perlucidus.
What's your source?
Well at least we got more ressons why he is doing all of this.He wants to creat his perfect world
I forgot about the left eye
Which is the premise of the series
So did PlatinumGames until just now 😅
Seems like Kamiya did as well lol.
They didnt even get it right, they called it right eye lmao
Also the one thing that makes him kindof cool is that he can make nightmare enemis
I'm a bit confused I was under the impression Jeanne was a direct descendant from the first Umbra witch, or is she just one of the strongest in the clan?
If recalled correct, She is heir to the clan.
She is the daughter of the head witcg of the clan I believe
She’s heir to the clan as said in the first game!
She’s heir to the clan. Hence the platinum hair to signify that she comes from a family of power and ruling.
Could you please also make a video about the characters costumes? I would like to see their appearances
working on it today, actually :)
@@umbruhhh amazing!
Yea they better undo the damage they did to the franchise with Bayo 3 in this game. I don't like either games but with this possible alteration to the timeline at least there is a chance that we will see our favorite witches again.
Singularity seems to really like jeanne
Because he gets to relieve the 'delightful' memory of him stabbing her from the back in Ginnungagap and gleefully share it to her past self. Singularity in essense is a monster in human skin.
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS
This has to be the fastest retcon ever and I’m here for it 😂 Bayo 3’s story was awful
Every story of Bayonetta is awful so what the point of your statement ?
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235bruh why are you so obsessed with Bayonetta 😭
Because Bayonetta 3 was fun game with most versatile ever gameplay with demon slaves just like Astral CHain with Legions. Bayo 2 had 0 improvement after Bayo 1. Bayonetta 1 was fun until Jeanne fights. @@roamingtheinternet8652
Bayo 3 was nothing but a non-canon holdover until we get something better.
Cope harder
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 Seems like you need to cope a little better with opinions.
@@violajackson6885 Who said it is not canon ? Game already made her Arch Eve Origin and Bayonetta 4 is apparently continuation of Bayonetta 3.
"But Platinum hates Jeanne and always makes her dirty"
You cannot make someone dirty or hate if character is treated like this since very beginning. It is not like making Batman dirty in some retconned comics because Batman always was cool and iconic but now gets castrated by awfull writers
@Bowser Fiery Koopa King Notice the word opinion.
You know what sad about all of this? Because of Bayonetta3, all conversation around this game is "do all the bayo experiance this? Is this a new time-line? Is this a other alternative universe? Is this a other bayonetta or the mother of viola?" Litterally destroying any possible continuity this serie could ever get because we can now explain anything that doesn't follow to be "an other alternate universe". Bayonetta truly destroyed this serie.
Fr its like the writers could not keep track of their own lore and story and said fuck it multiverse now we can do whatever we want without contradicting anything
Literally since the first game I'm so tired of this critique
Bayonetta never had good storytelling
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 lies
@@mika5341 not really, bayonetta 1 and 2 are very specific in being directly linked
Singularity really cared for Jeanne strangely enough, he’s giving her so many warning to turn back because he doesn’t want to kill her again
I would say he tried to manipulate her
This makes me wonder, was it always fate for Jeanne to die or did singularity decide to be a bastard and use the last of his power to use phenomenal affirmation to make her death into destiny? Singularity's power is to affirm reality after all so it makes sense one of his abilities would be to ensure that the future he witnessed would become inescapable reality
Why her faith has shown so early in her younger state poor jeanne THIS IS WHY SINGULARITY IS A FUCKING OP VILLAIN HES DETERMINED TO KILL THE TWO UMBRAN WITCHES WE ALL LOVED
What was singularity's reason for his actions again? Bayonetta 3 didn't really explore that.
I think he just wanted to rule the universe?
He planned to destroy all the timelines in the multiverse of the world of chaos, and when that was done, he planned to destroy Paradiso and Inferno so he can reshape it in his image. That’s his plan in Bayo 3
I think this is a weaker version of singularity, not someone who time traveled, maybe singularity simply knows the future, that's why he got surprised because Bayo3 changed said future, his "phenomenal affirmation" like he called it.
That would explain why he's weak here, since his source of power were the bayonettas he killed across the multiverse.
Thank goodness this game exists to make the third game makes sense!
Wait, so does that mean that Bayo from this game is Bayo 3 since he called her arch Eve origin?
20:27 Singularity ruins everything
Wait, I just finished watching Bayonetta: Origins' main story. I want to ask, which part does Jeanne's Tale start? It certainly doesn't start after the main story's ending. I might have to rewatch the movie.
This is a secret ending, you unlock it the moment you finish the main story
@@Matiasfv I understand that Jeanne's Tale is unlocked after finishing the main game, but what I'm asking is when does this take place? I know it takes place after Cereza cut her hair to patch up Cheshire's wound but I also know it doesn't take place after the ending, when Cereza packed her things to set off on a new adventure because she, once again, changed her hairstyle.
I suspect Jeanne's Tale happens before Cereza had that dream of her saving/hugging her mother. She doesn't remember getting transported to Singularity's pocket realm, nor awakening from Singularity's spell to help Jeanne defeat him. All she could remember is her dream. And, she is also unaware of Cheshire returning to his ragged, cat doll body.
@@CrimsonJewel I believe it happens after the main game's ending as Cereza says "Am I...back in the forest?" which implies she already left the forest
@@Val17282but Cheshire went back to inferno by then
So with this story and game... they reset b3 altogether so B3 never existed ..... Man xD poor devs that worked on b3 haha.
Looks like Singularity pulled an Ultimecia.
This is some time travel bullshit, Singularity straight up remembers KILLING Jeanne. He calls her his friend, as Jeanne was a friend to Sigurd before he backstabbed her.
Does that mean the events of Bayo 3 have been retconned by Sigurd's time travel?
This is some Homestuck tier shit
It is rather closed loop. Still infinitely mess messy than timespace shit from Bayonetta 2
Singularity loses at the end of 3, goes back in time to kill arch eve when she was young. It makes sense, you are dumb
If this cereza is "brave cereza from bayonetta 3", why doesn't it have a clock on its chest?. 🤔🤔, and at the end of the game the hairstyle is changed to that of bayo1, so this can be bayo 1 and not 3, Bayo 1 can be considered arch eve origin also for being the original bayo.
Bayo 3 went through the Bayo 1 hairstyle, just as Bayo 2 did. This is why I think it is just easier to assume Origins = Bayo 1 = Bayo 2 = Bayo 3.
Singularity also died in part 3 bayonetta but it caused the two witches lives we all loved :(
this game only proves that they didnt know what the heck they were doing with bayo 3 lol, everything looks so disconnected and it shows
They did because Bayonetta is best game. Demon Slaves is truly creative compared to trash Umbran Climaxes which are horrible versions of "Serious Modes" from Bayonetta 1 used only against boos battles. Mini games trumphs. Also Jeanne spy mission >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jeanne gameplay in Bayo 1 & 2 together combined.
Also Sin Ritual are inifnitely more coller
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 I mean, the gameplay was pretty solid but I'm talking about the lore itself. Nothing that was showed here is even remotely referenced in bayo 3, it's like 2 completely different universes even though they're supposed to be the same? Not to mention the whole Viola thing which was honestly ridiculous
@@italoa.9168 Bayonetta 1, 2, 3 are completely seperate universes. Look at guns descriptions.
Bayonetta 2 already made Bayonetra 1 story irrelevant, because there were so much time travel spacetime paradox changing it isn't relevant anymore. Multiverse is definitely less messy than entire time travel thing
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 yea ik that and it's fine I guess, but I was referring to how "bayonetta origins" connects with "bayo 3" (or rather don't) since they're both of the same universe. It's like they made this on the spot.
@@italoa.9168
I want to say that Bayonetta 2 used to be true sequel of Bayonetta 1, but Bayonetta 2 story had so much timeline changing and time travel paradoxes what made Bayonetta 1 game story irrelevant because events were likely wiped out from existence (time travel nuff said). Time was flowing normally, then Loptr drags out Balder causing paradox. Apparently in Records of Time Balder with broken mask was fighting Cereza what makes no sense. THen Balder being dragged out after Rosa's death makes no sense because during chapter 15 anything is changed somehow. Then Aesir's spirit wanted to be reborn bu coming back in time. Too much spacetime paradox mess it's irrelevant. I am not trying to shittalk of this game story, but let not pretend Bayo 3 has worst storytelling. At least it isn't messy.
Bayonetta 3 literally retconned entire Bayoverse splitting into 3 seperate universe making Bayonetta 1 events relevant while Bayonetta 2 is own seperate universe.
Origin game connects to 3rd game by Singularity content.
Is that it? The big "you guys don't know what's coming" boast Kamiya had was just this?
Nothing changed, for all we know everyone is still dead or stuck in Inferno except that cringer Viola.
Also, this openned an even bigger plothole: how is Lukaon in B3 and adult if he died?
only color my world bayo died... luka is alive with her soul in hell.
the other bayo and jeanne varients are all alive again even b3 jeanne
Still Viola and Luka are inifnitely better than Jeanne and Rodin
Viola is not cringe, she is a good character, some fans are just in their feelings because she was given a name she probably didn't even want.
@@alphonsejohnson5601 I don't care what you think of Viola, what I care is that Bayo 3 flopped and this changed nothing.
@@SonnyFRST That's a matter of opinion, Some people feel that Bayonetta 3 is good even with it's bad story.
I’ve had enough of this Singularity person. He is really getting on my last nerve.
And who cares ? Only braindamaged people but games for story
Charles
We did it! We killed Bayonetta 3!
It's seems like singularity can also time travel.
Don’t buy that either.....
And people still buy it.
I love it
Okay why is Singularity here? The plot makes no sense once he shows up. It makes my head hurt trying to make sense of this 😵💫
Nothing makes sense in Bayoseries. People play this game for gameplay never for story. It takes to be real quarterbrain to think people play for story not gameplay
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235
Bayo 1 and 2 had some connecting story. Playing the game over and over for that sweet platinum statue eventually helps drill in the points. Along with side collectibles and writings.
If you play without trying to pay attention thatll happen.
Bayonetta is a quirky weird game with an interesting world and fun characters. 1 and 2 did a good job..
3 did not.
Bit off more than the game could chew.
@@phataldestroyer Bayo 2 done trash job by just creating time travel concept. Bayo 1 is just pornhub tier scripted hack slash.
Bayo 3 is not better but at least Singularity is truly a threat unlike womanbaby goddess without any persona wanting to destroy anything failing miserably and then we got a guy who looks like gay porn strip guy from LGBT bar who wants take away brains of humanity/dictate their role in their life.
So stfu
I’m so confused I need someone to to break down for me 😂
this can go either 2 ways: singularity went back to a new timeline, or went back to the past.
personally, going back to a new timeline seems more possible.
if go to a new timeline:
he was badly weakened by the events of bayo 3, decided to escape to an earlier timeline of brave cereza to kill her and merge with the previous timeline where he lost for his goal. he failed instead, creating a new time line with jeanne knowing her fate, practically retconning bayo 3. maybe will go to a jeanne spinoff.
if go back to the past: it will basically return back to the events of bayo 3, which honestly kinda dont make sense
@Ch.ミエル I'm going with the first one because it makes more sense, especially considering how significantly weak he is here. going to a new timeline, he has a better chance at changing something in his favor as opposed to only returning to the past where his defeat is already preordained.
@@ch.7785 thank you now it make a little more sense for me
So where about in the main story is this set, exactly (Origins' story, not the the series)?
Maybe before she returns back to see her mom.
You know singularity is kindof like z from xenoblade 3
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What happened to Jeanne tops?????
Can we please just be done with singularity 🫠
and the multiverse plot..the arch eves viola lukaon and all the crap b3 brought.... b1-2 was the main continuity b3 was brave cerezas timeline we can ignore that and move on
Can we treat bayonetta 3 non canon and all the stuff it brought to the table?
@@LTDLetsPlays No we cannot. Just because game with actual creative game mechanics, gameplay isn't liked by you Kamiya won't retcon it.
@@bowserfierykoopaking4235 I get what your saying.... But considering it contradicts its own lore and the lore the other games set up prior... And is confirmed it's own timeline where the previous games events never happened we can easily over look this one.... As this is confirmed not the same bayo we've played ass from 1-2
@@drewhaynes1874 bayo 1 & 2 are completely seperate beings
But in my opinion he is bettar then z
Just for the fact that this game follows the horrif story of Bayo 3, I'm not buying it, it's real BS all that has to do with Singularity and Bayo having a kid not with Jeanne, but worst of it all having the comic relief and bufoon become the goddess-like witch meant-love, c'mon. They broke the whole preset lore
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