Every Species Abandoned This Vulnerable Alien Race-Except The Humans! | Best HFY Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 Месяц назад +185

    "And Here we see a Fyrerox, drowning in a Puddle."
    That line at the end made me laugh.

    • @anto9571
      @anto9571 Месяц назад +8

      Same here

    • @JSI22LE
      @JSI22LE Месяц назад +8

      poor little guy tbh lol

    • @kristomonieth
      @kristomonieth Месяц назад +3

      right? lmao it had me rolling

    • @KutaroSteam27
      @KutaroSteam27 22 дня назад +3

      What made it more funny for me was that I got an ad afterwards thinking the sentence was cut off xD
      Poor little guy..
      Though am suprised humans in this didn't try to mess with the species genes, I mean probably would been easy with how high tech they seem to be at in that point in time. '>'

  • @roughneckmp
    @roughneckmp Месяц назад +152

    It’s an unwritten rule,…. If humans deem you cute/adorable/precious you will be protected.

    • @friendofmine-k5f
      @friendofmine-k5f Месяц назад +10

      They are very cute!

    • @frankhaugen
      @frankhaugen Месяц назад +21

      It's very much the animal kingdom cheat code for success. The global panda conservation efforts dwarf most international projects, and the Panda is hell bent on not surviving as a species. Koala bears are also surviving despite the fact that their evolution is a dead end, (no food adaptability and a reliance on rare plants that they barely can extract nutrients from, so they need huge amounts. But cute means that humanity will probably drag kicking and screaming into a sustainable development track; probably by modifying their genes, long before we fix our own medical issues with gene alterations, because saving a cute animal is the easiest to get funding for, as there's no or little ethical concerns 😢

    • @andorfedra
      @andorfedra Месяц назад +4

      why did you have to write this? now it is a written rule!

    • @rinconusmc
      @rinconusmc Месяц назад +9

      ​@@frankhaugen"we have come to rescue you. Do not resist"

    • @R_Rottluff
      @R_Rottluff Месяц назад +2

      @@rinconusmc I like you, Now come home and lounge.

  • @urmominabox87
    @urmominabox87 Месяц назад +79

    Living fiberglass kitty lemmings from space… I think they're neat

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 Месяц назад +44

    Survival instincts of a damp towel. 😂

  • @DLOFT002
    @DLOFT002 Месяц назад +106

    Can they do anything? No but they are cute. SOLD

  • @MarkSmith-zg5hq
    @MarkSmith-zg5hq Месяц назад +49

    Dont let the New York DEC get near little Gashar!!!!! Justice for Peanut!

  • @DennisTea
    @DennisTea Месяц назад +40

    If fren shaped, make fren

  • @ericventurino9011
    @ericventurino9011 Месяц назад +32

    So they are basically fiberglass creatures? I can get around that for the cuteness overload.

  • @Hive.Fleet.Tiamat
    @Hive.Fleet.Tiamat Месяц назад +47

    Id just like to say how much i appreciate not only the amount of content you all put out, but for also using actual humans for narrations, love the channel and appreciate you all

  • @MrSockez
    @MrSockez Месяц назад +125

    last time i was this early, my wife left me

  • @babomberman
    @babomberman Месяц назад +24

    My bro with the beard guarding me from boredom. Love this guy.

  • @tyrannosuperior5248
    @tyrannosuperior5248 Месяц назад +32

    Is it just me? Or do the Fyerox have way too serious sounding voices? I was expecting them to sound more cutesy, like babies.

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 Месяц назад +5

      @@MartelSays ...You just made me picture that "Okay, it's worth it" scene from Isle Of dogs.

    • @megawl2086
      @megawl2086 Месяц назад +1

      That makes it funnier in my opinion

    • @sessy01
      @sessy01 29 дней назад

      its like final fantasy 14 and seeing lallafels before hearing some of them talk

  • @John-f6z6g
    @John-f6z6g Месяц назад +47

    Trouble with Tribbles

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 Месяц назад +4

      Indeed and in that episode the klingons got a little "gift" beemed onboard in the end. 😅

    • @andorfedra
      @andorfedra Месяц назад +4

      tribbles with fiberglass fur.

    • @cjandauntieyaya1446
      @cjandauntieyaya1446 Месяц назад +5

      To be fair, tribbles were pretty hardy and got into a lot of systems. Fyrox appear to be their derpy cousins.

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 Месяц назад +19

    Okay. So now we have tribbles with spun fiberglass for fur. No thanks! I've worked with that shit before. Cost me a fortune in pantyhose. (For those who have never been around insulation, wadded up nylon pantyhose rubbed gently across the skin is the best way to rid yourself of the itchy shit.)

    • @kaykaymishka5548
      @kaykaymishka5548 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MartelSays😂😂😂😂

    • @shadow-wulf
      @shadow-wulf Месяц назад +4

      I never knew that, cool tip thanks!

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist Месяц назад +9

    We've agreed to your proposal, now, sign this NDA... and we'll tranq and bag you and then take you home. That seemed highly unnecessary, but w/e.

  • @RoySmith-wg1kv
    @RoySmith-wg1kv Месяц назад +12

    The departures from the script, were a good chuckle !

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist Месяц назад +13

    Fiberglass fur huh... do they make good insulation?

  • @Torqueware
    @Torqueware 22 дня назад +1

    Always a good time with a Guardbro narration

  • @MultiMoe11
    @MultiMoe11 Месяц назад +9

    So everyone knows whats going to happen when we figure out what the Joxhu did these creatures right it will make exterminatus seem tame by comparison

  • @holarndius
    @holarndius Месяц назад +22

    Sooo, theyre extra furry space lemmings.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays Месяц назад +1

      Their wool is fiberglass!

    • @buuam7555
      @buuam7555 Месяц назад +1

      Knit the fibreglass wool into insulation 😂

  • @benjaminvanlalchaka6936
    @benjaminvanlalchaka6936 Месяц назад +9

    Someone: What happened to your hands.?
    Me: petting Fyrerox
    Someone:👌👌👌👌👍🏼Cool..

    • @buuam7555
      @buuam7555 Месяц назад

      Understandable, carry on 😂

  • @apollyon2109
    @apollyon2109 Месяц назад +6

    Yay, he knows the difference between sentient and sapient

  • @jameshunt9208
    @jameshunt9208 28 дней назад +2

    I bet that anything that eats them shreds their bowels though. 😂

  • @fazfright_gaming9812
    @fazfright_gaming9812 Месяц назад +10

    Found this within 50 seconds of its release lol

  • @MrStrikecentral
    @MrStrikecentral Месяц назад +5

    So... these things are just Tribbles 2.0?

  • @Golden_Pawz
    @Golden_Pawz Месяц назад +3

    The thumbnails be so damn adorable.
    C'mon that's adorable. 0:37

  • @doitforthelutz
    @doitforthelutz Месяц назад +5

    Aren't these little guys from Rachet and Clank 2? Or was it 3?

  • @Roark787
    @Roark787 Месяц назад +1

    I had the idea for a cute alien species that a totalitarian empire uses as a form of reliving stress on a population. Typically, the brutality of the conditions on a world are often measured by how many these cute little aliens dwell among the citizens.

  • @sevenseven7990
    @sevenseven7990 Месяц назад +3

    Fiberglass fur you say *Proceeds to put on work gloves*

  • @Beowulfpanumbra13
    @Beowulfpanumbra13 Месяц назад +7

    Its the creature the furby was modeled after 😂

  • @HaloMachinimaFilms
    @HaloMachinimaFilms Месяц назад +3

    Holy sh*t, you're a real person! I always thought your voice was a sothern AI.

  • @bretter247
    @bretter247 Месяц назад +1

    2 videos a day?? But I can neither read nor engage the algorithm with such regularity, that means that there will always be more to watch! Oh noes!!

  • @079s.c.p8
    @079s.c.p8 Месяц назад +1

    I have a feeling that this guy used to read post with neckbeardia.

  • @waterman980
    @waterman980 Месяц назад +4

    They look like they're least 500 calories

  • @davitto01
    @davitto01 Месяц назад +4

    Krak-Krak nooooo!

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 Месяц назад +5

    Excellent oration and story thanks.

  • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
    @LiveFreeOrDieDH Месяц назад +7

    Sounds like they would make good insulation

    • @bjbear5202
      @bjbear5202 Месяц назад

      They would probably crumble to a fine crystalline dust, like asbestos, and give us lung cancer.

  • @silverbird425
    @silverbird425 Месяц назад +2

    very cute! crystalline fur tribbles! My husband bought me some plush tribbles . . . .

  • @ObliviouzRomantic
    @ObliviouzRomantic Месяц назад +1

    I feel attacked. They are my soul animal.

  • @anonimosu7425
    @anonimosu7425 Месяц назад +3

    Echidna :

  • @EvieJohnson-s1b
    @EvieJohnson-s1b Месяц назад +3

    5th!! And thank you for the captions, they make it so much easier for me to keep up!!

  • @F.n.I
    @F.n.I Месяц назад +5

    I found it 34 minutes after posted

  • @torfistrom4549
    @torfistrom4549 Месяц назад +6

    Poor animals

  • @Shenmue58
    @Shenmue58 Месяц назад +3

    Space cats....

  • @lawrencehagge3199
    @lawrencehagge3199 Месяц назад +6

    Good voice,,,, I'm guessing NW Florida

  • @ChrisZimmerman-gy6lo
    @ChrisZimmerman-gy6lo Месяц назад +3

    Good stuff

  • @tzarius78
    @tzarius78 Месяц назад +1

    You should do some voice acting

  • @Flegado
    @Flegado Месяц назад +3

    Asbestos boys

  • @deamondeathstone1
    @deamondeathstone1 Месяц назад +2

    Instead of saying VI-c, you're allowed to say 6-c. Those are roman numerals.

  • @MarkSmith-zg5hq
    @MarkSmith-zg5hq Месяц назад +3

    At 3:38 you read Sol 3 (III) not I I I (eye eye eye).

  • @jameshunt9208
    @jameshunt9208 28 дней назад +1

    Spoiler
    They are pretty much sapient and have conversations with each other?! But are still considered animals and pets?! And still so lacking in survival instincts?! Damn!😅

  • @mikeharvey190
    @mikeharvey190 Месяц назад

    Hold my beer

  • @S1rSh1n3y
    @S1rSh1n3y Месяц назад

    Follow us, like us.

  • @musewinter9369
    @musewinter9369 Месяц назад +1

    Wait, you're actually a person?

  • @mikeharvey190
    @mikeharvey190 Месяц назад

    Can you think about a Sam spade or Charly Chan tipe

  • @wascalywabbit
    @wascalywabbit Месяц назад +4

    Dude,why aren't you reading westerns?!
    How about a space cowboy story at least

  • @austinteal3645
    @austinteal3645 Месяц назад +3

    Rare early moment for me :p

  • @fazfright_gaming9812
    @fazfright_gaming9812 Месяц назад +5

    W FIRST COMMENT

  • @hamburger2855
    @hamburger2855 Месяц назад +3

    Second place!!!!

  • @Pitbully59243
    @Pitbully59243 Месяц назад +1

    Video idea humans have the power to mind control every other species and what humans do with it or a Video Indepth in the human effects I'm calling it becomes i dont remember what it was called in the video it was mentioned in were frarin meet the elders and the other star citizens in her videos

  • @somewhereonjupiter5282
    @somewhereonjupiter5282 Месяц назад +3

    👍

  • @friendofmine-k5f
    @friendofmine-k5f Месяц назад +2

    The Fireox has few good qualities. Other than looking cute. That's it!!! Get rid of them. Unless something drastic happens to cause a need for the Fireox?
    I don't know?!?❤❤❤

  • @brunosales7973
    @brunosales7973 Месяц назад +3

    I’m 4th

  • @a-blivvy-yus
    @a-blivvy-yus Месяц назад

    Is it more relevant to point out that the first line of subtitle showed up about a minute before the beginning of the story, or that "VI" is pronounced "six" (you only got that wrong the first time you read it though)? Also the "x" in "xeno" is pronounced like a "z" not like "exeno" (you get this right a total of three times in the story, all during the last 10 mins) and "repose" is a very different word from "response" and you pronounced "analogous" like "analog us" instead of saying it correctly. And your writers still haven't learned that "laser" is an acronym, and no amount of American-ness is going to make "ztimulated" a word. You get bonus points for switching halfway through the story to calling the aliens "Firefox" though xD

  • @chrisjamieson9674
    @chrisjamieson9674 Месяц назад

    VI-C - SIX C dammit, SIX. The fact there is a human reading this, brilliant. Screw AI. But shit bro... FFS.... *SIX*

  • @UserWalterbe
    @UserWalterbe Месяц назад

    Very nice production. And good in general. Until the very end. - I agree with the final segment. 'And then we nuked them! - Really? That is lame.' - The ending is a disappointment.

    • @UserWalterbe
      @UserWalterbe Месяц назад

      ​@@MartelSays indeed it is . I am so used that the video title and content has no relationship I didn't notice it.

  • @nobodycares6633
    @nobodycares6633 Месяц назад

    I lime that its a human reading it not the AI voice software, buy the IV and V or III are numbers not letters.

  • @stephenoffutt7037
    @stephenoffutt7037 Месяц назад

    I like the Miss Rimmiki classes but the Frairen story is boring

  • @MarkSmith-zg5hq
    @MarkSmith-zg5hq Месяц назад

    You are a human not an AL. Roman numeral VI is 6! Not even 1 minute in or the roman numeral I and you forget how to read.