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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @Hmmmmmmm1
    @Hmmmmmmm1 5 лет назад +960

    Human: *Squish*
    Ant Ball: *Screams silently in pain*

    • @rexknowsless3187
      @rexknowsless3187 5 лет назад +49

      Grandmas Ricer they’ve made me silently scream in pain...

    • @Xellky
      @Xellky 5 лет назад +17

      All I can imagine is jake the dog silently screaming lmfao

    • @rezachairunas6163
      @rezachairunas6163 5 лет назад +4

      @@Xellky HAHAHAH😂😂😂 I KNOW THAT PART

    • @bradleygroot6095
      @bradleygroot6095 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @castros
    @castros 5 лет назад +3777

    Company: airbag for bikers
    Daily Dose Of Internet: human burrito

  • @defaulto1788
    @defaulto1788 3 года назад +1185

    That bird: *hey babe wanna see me moonwalk*
    Lady: *literally ignores*

    • @dickkickem6941
      @dickkickem6941 2 года назад +70

      Oh hey babe *moonwalks aggresively*

    • @AnimatingOwl
      @AnimatingOwl 2 года назад +35

      Lady: No twerking and moonwalk aint enough
      Manakin: But im only designed to that and vibrate ofc :(

    • @sh7234
      @sh7234 2 года назад +7

      @@AnimatingOwl haha vibrate

    • @justme_chi11ing
      @justme_chi11ing 2 года назад +5

      That bird learned moonwalk from micheal Jackson

    • @frolickingchair3611
      @frolickingchair3611 2 года назад +21

      she's not ignoring him birds' eyes are on the sides of their head

  • @LightingMouse
    @LightingMouse 3 года назад +137

    "Hey girl like what you see?"
    "Fred it's me."
    "Oh sorry dude."
    0:38

    • @Matthew-ue5uf
      @Matthew-ue5uf 3 года назад +13

      "But it was pretty neat"

    • @Radeepthapa
      @Radeepthapa Год назад +1

      Now I know who not to invite to prom

  • @Cloudiday
    @Cloudiday 3 года назад +1754

    the bird: *Moonwalks*
    The female bird: I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

    • @lagos4312
      @lagos4312 3 года назад +54

      She's proably too terrified to react

    • @kila9249
      @kila9249 3 года назад +18

      It is looking but it’s eyes are on the side of their head

    • @kat-ck3qz
      @kat-ck3qz 3 года назад +22

      the bird looks like its twerking PPFFFFF

    • @knightfall6900
      @knightfall6900 3 года назад +15

      *You afraid to get wet?*

    • @claremack2668
      @claremack2668 3 года назад +9

      looks more like violent twerking

  • @pickles3471
    @pickles3471 4 года назад +1528

    Fire ants: "trying their hardest to not drown"
    Randome person: *P O K E*

  • @mavi2643
    @mavi2643 2 года назад +147

    1:10 that's lowkey very clever tho, seriously, if it's done in a more professional way people can literally learn how to drive like this

    • @askeladden450
      @askeladden450 2 года назад +14

      thats what driving sims are for tho. and the physics on an rc car are completely different to that of an actual car, so it would be mostly useless.

  • @hiitsme5524
    @hiitsme5524 2 года назад +96

    I never really had any kind of phobia and those fire ants, I've seen them before, I've even got bitten by some a few times but seeing them form a ball or that person just picking up what looks like piece of sponge but actually are a million ants together definitely developed a fear in me

  • @swellerwriter1446
    @swellerwriter1446 5 лет назад +2077

    God, just imagine 5,000 ants in a ball form just rolling at you

    • @juliasouza5079
      @juliasouza5079 5 лет назад +111

      Thanks, I hate it.

    • @buckowens2841
      @buckowens2841 5 лет назад +146

      Just imagine thousands and thousands of ants all coming together and forming the shape of a person and they open their mouth and say “we are alone in the universe, there is nothing but an endless void awaiting us out there” and then all the ants suddenly die, causing the human shape to fall apart, each ant turning to dust upon hitting the floor, leaving you to wonder what it all means.

    • @LatifXD
      @LatifXD 5 лет назад +41

      @@buckowens2841 Suspiciously specific? Or oddly specific...

    • @Dean0ne
      @Dean0ne 5 лет назад +14

      @@buckowens2841 that's just like, a character from rick and morty my dude. They had an episode where a million ants formed a person that was part of some type of hero group.

    • @zombz.5772
      @zombz.5772 5 лет назад +13

      if we say an ant is 0,6 cm long 0,3 cm in width and 0,2 sm high it has a volume of 3,6 cm^3. 3,6 cm^3 * 5000 = 18000 cm^3 now if we use the formula for the volume of a sphere we can define the radius(r) 18000cm^3 = 4/3*π*r^3 now with some math we get r^3=4/3*π/18000 r^3=24000π if we use the third root we get r=42,25cm
      *so the ball would be 84,5 cm big* i think thats not that scary
      (also the measurements are a bit too big. the ants are very close together so the ball would be even smaller)

  • @dodieodie498
    @dodieodie498 Год назад +4

    Those sandals are a great idea! Provided the material doesn't break or wear out. My kids' sandals usually didn't survive long enough to be outgrown.

  • @j.s.2281
    @j.s.2281 Год назад +28

    Twerking while moonwalking is the ultimate move no animal can resist! Lol

  • @_Crybaby_Smuff_
    @_Crybaby_Smuff_ 5 лет назад +16963

    "This bird loves to moonwalk to impress the ladies"
    Bird: *Twerking*

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад +750

      I mean, yeah. She even trying to ignore him for being creepy.

    • @prussiamdephangrell6305
      @prussiamdephangrell6305 5 лет назад +372

      @@TheGuardDuck nah she clearly flew onto the branch cause she was somewhat impressed

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад +279

      @@prussiamdephangrell6305 Then she's playing hard to get then.

    • @enzoisrandomnessjl2332
      @enzoisrandomnessjl2332 5 лет назад +64

      Thats what i was thinking

    • @nguyenhuong2039
      @nguyenhuong2039 5 лет назад +113

      Twerk walk

  • @WahooMc
    @WahooMc 5 лет назад +859

    Imagine you punch your friend and he immediately inflates into his *burrito form*

  • @Kokomi_Lover
    @Kokomi_Lover 2 года назад +16

    The ball of fire ants:
    Don’t be shy put it under an hydraulic press.

    • @robertsteel3563
      @robertsteel3563 2 года назад

      Time for me to fire the grill and Fry myself a delicious Ant Pancake!

    • @Kokomi_Lover
      @Kokomi_Lover 2 года назад

      @@robertsteel3563 forbidden pancake

  • @Thewaterspirit57
    @Thewaterspirit57 2 года назад +7

    The one with the adjustable shoes, is really creative. Hopefully those do last several years

  • @lenzi5119
    @lenzi5119 5 лет назад +24554

    Imagine bumping into a biker very lightly and they instantly commit marshmallow.

  • @kukki2107
    @kukki2107 4 года назад +2312

    Bird: *twerks while moon walking.*
    Girl Bird: Wtf Jerry I have a husband.

  • @YoursTrulyLoukki
    @YoursTrulyLoukki 2 года назад +2

    Manakin:*moon walk's*
    The female bird:*not interested*

  • @joda7697
    @joda7697 2 года назад +2

    0:28 i can't stop replaying that part and cackling uncontrollably

  • @Selmerrs
    @Selmerrs 5 лет назад +765

    Man: *picks up giant ball of ants*
    Me: *Anxiety intensifies*

    • @jigglyandfriendstheseries3769
      @jigglyandfriendstheseries3769 5 лет назад +18

      CodyIsGrody reminds me of a girl a long time ago who got bit by fire ants because she grabbed them with her hand. It was a hole full of fire ants . Oop

    • @steponmemelissa9688
      @steponmemelissa9688 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr. I have a fear of ants.

    • @WILLYLYNCH.
      @WILLYLYNCH. 5 лет назад +5

      @@naant3262 when I was a kid I used to catch bees and wasp by the wings and sting my friends and brother with it. My dad even showed me how to put a bee on a string leash and fly it around.

    • @purukumi4957
      @purukumi4957 5 лет назад +12

      @@WILLYLYNCH. I now have more anxiety thank you

    • @akashiorravan5645
      @akashiorravan5645 5 лет назад

      nuh uh

  • @jmgamer1906
    @jmgamer1906 5 лет назад +301

    That bird looks like it's moonwalking and twerking at the same time

  • @TappersTay
    @TappersTay 2 года назад +4

    Fireants are becoming to smart. Soon they’ll freaking become a volcano since they already feel like lava when biting you.

  • @hatorihanso1238
    @hatorihanso1238 2 года назад +1

    No click bait, love this Chanel.

  • @MrGoldMan
    @MrGoldMan 3 года назад +2265

    Imagine saying “hey catch” and then throwing your friend a fire ant ball

    • @anshumandewangan5517
      @anshumandewangan5517 3 года назад +143

      That's the evilest thing I can imagine lmao

    • @leonagonzalez8011
      @leonagonzalez8011 3 года назад +69

      Imagine lying there on the ground in that “burrito”, and everyone’s like “wtf?”

    • @thebeginningchq9689
      @thebeginningchq9689 3 года назад +3

      Eeevviiilll

    • @dalog9194
      @dalog9194 3 года назад +1

      Oh noooo, nooooo

    • @tuxdraws8004
      @tuxdraws8004 3 года назад +14

      Satan: I’d like to say I’m a fan

  • @himanshchhatwal6646
    @himanshchhatwal6646 5 лет назад +1319

    0:38 thats moon walk and twerking at the same time😂
    This bird is a legend

  • @wisegraycube
    @wisegraycube 3 года назад

    0:50 I love it how that green bird just looks uninterested

  • @randygreen007
    @randygreen007 Год назад

    0:28 The dudes gun went from pew to mew! 🤣 For a sec I thought that was Corey Williams of Mean Kitty fame.

  • @immaparrot2824
    @immaparrot2824 5 лет назад +2405

    I swear, if I was in my car when it crashes, and the last thing I see before I die is a human burrito flying at me.
    *I would die a happy man*

    • @suffer.719
      @suffer.719 5 лет назад +21

      A7Dr/whooosh

    • @caiseric
      @caiseric 5 лет назад +13

      @A7D let alone the human burrito

    • @daenite2480
      @daenite2480 5 лет назад +27

      @@suffer.719 that's not an r/wooosh, r/etard

    • @abyss8264
      @abyss8264 5 лет назад +12

      Comedy Police Department r/ihavereddit

    • @nathanielvaughn5692
      @nathanielvaughn5692 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @Jds-yv5kg
    @Jds-yv5kg 5 лет назад +733

    Imagine being in a motorcycle, crashing and then rolling down the street like a can

    • @2namizone801
      @2namizone801 5 лет назад +8

      Facts lol

    • @Rohizen19
      @Rohizen19 5 лет назад +37

      I mean at least you’re safe

    • @2namizone801
      @2namizone801 5 лет назад

      Yep

    • @dawgsout4free
      @dawgsout4free 5 лет назад +9

      RiotWolf 19
      Not when a 20 ton truck crushed you

    • @invaderzim3015
      @invaderzim3015 5 лет назад +10

      Done it. 650 ninja on the highway going 100km/h. Flew over the handle bars and rolled/slid over 100 meters through an intersection. I remember clawing at the ground so hard trying to stop the fingertips on gloves were gone. Terrifying to say the least. If this air bag system works out I hope it becomes standard equipment.

  • @Thorninjag
    @Thorninjag 2 года назад

    that baby sloth is probably the cutest thing on this video next to the cat gun gag.

  • @eatsmuffin80
    @eatsmuffin80 2 года назад +1

    The moon walking birds
    Looks like a twerking bird

  • @troto7735
    @troto7735 4 года назад +1748

    “What do you use for your pillow? it’s so soft”
    *”Ants”*

    • @j.os_h
      @j.os_h 4 года назад +116

      hmm yes i've never felt more uncomfortable after reading something

    • @kaustubhgupta8356
      @kaustubhgupta8356 4 года назад +7

      Nice pun

    • @Kay-uh8kb
      @Kay-uh8kb 4 года назад +26

      my friend: So what is In your blanket? it's so soft
      me: ants

    • @emilieabeyta8747
      @emilieabeyta8747 4 года назад +6

      ._.

    • @supergamerfhe_383
      @supergamerfhe_383 4 года назад +15

      i might have to say r/cursedcomments

  • @Aety9
    @Aety9 5 лет назад +974

    No fluff. No constant yelling. No crazy intros or outros. Man you really are the daily dose of internet. Thanks for staying consistent!

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 5 лет назад +11

      and usually people on the internet constantly yell and have super energetic outros and intros

    • @-maya-6498
      @-maya-6498 5 лет назад +3

      D àñ and no reactions either

    • @vgryn
      @vgryn 5 лет назад +10

      @@Testiculitis He has to get approvals for every video segment he posts. That takes time.

    • @Diabhork
      @Diabhork 5 лет назад +5

      Other RUclipsrs: THANKS FOR WATCHING (insert weird name to call viewers), MAKE SURE TO LIKE SUB AND COMMENT
      DDOI: Later

    • @mysticwaters351
      @mysticwaters351 5 лет назад +7

      AND the thumbnails are always the first clips in the videos, so there’s guaranteed to be no clickbait :D

  • @JamesMiddletonIV
    @JamesMiddletonIV 6 месяцев назад

    That bird wasn't doing the moon walk, he was twerking.

  • @SobbleWobble13
    @SobbleWobble13 3 года назад +2

    0:27 it the most perfect thing I've seen all day.

  • @Tapatlo
    @Tapatlo 5 лет назад +2462

    "Bird trys to impress the lady bird"
    Lady bird: " I have a boyfriend "

  • @rev197
    @rev197 3 года назад +1

    That bird does like shaking his butt into that other bird's face.

  • @TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk
    @TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk 2 года назад

    “It’s over Manakin, I can a moon dance!”
    “You underestimate my dance style!”

  • @sheogamiwatashi6553
    @sheogamiwatashi6553 4 года назад +1366

    imagine seeing someone in the street turn into a burrito

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising 4 года назад +15

      Agent Mystic
      Homeless ppl gonna be rushing there real quick

    • @japanshungry5964
      @japanshungry5964 4 года назад

      SuperSpurgDALE lol

    • @JrfrsdCereal
      @JrfrsdCereal 4 года назад

      Taco bell: TiMe To PuT It On ThE MeNu

    • @Shylade
      @Shylade 4 года назад

      Better than dead.

    • @yasas2439
      @yasas2439 4 года назад +1

      (Proceeds to eat them)

  • @bacondragon6925
    @bacondragon6925 4 года назад +3116

    Just imagine driving on a road and seeing a man wrapped like a burrito on the side ofthe road

    • @mexgamer-
      @mexgamer- 3 года назад +14

      😅

    • @bacondragon6925
      @bacondragon6925 3 года назад +5

      @Chad Sexington lol yes

    • @mexgamer-
      @mexgamer- 3 года назад +4

      @Chad Sexington lol 😅

    • @salarh3438
      @salarh3438 3 года назад +10

      Forget that how u meant to breath.

    • @shebe9798
      @shebe9798 3 года назад +1

      Theres kennay again crashed his bike lol smh lol

  • @AlSha3aabi_Gamer
    @AlSha3aabi_Gamer 2 года назад

    The bird: *moonwalking*
    The other bird: OMG HES TWERKING TO ME!1!!

  • @Squampers
    @Squampers 2 года назад +1

    Him: The bird moonwalks
    Me: Na he twerking

  • @thejessing9911
    @thejessing9911 5 лет назад +725

    Friend: “What you doin”
    Me: “Just playin’ with my *ball of ants* !!”

    • @pws3rd170
      @pws3rd170 5 лет назад +11

      *fire ants

    • @VCoverAI
      @VCoverAI 5 лет назад +7

      *No homo*

    • @rryn
      @rryn 5 лет назад +5

      A nice stress ball.

    • @willrichards6976
      @willrichards6976 5 лет назад +1

      Its low key a turd

    • @Kaizen0H
      @Kaizen0H 5 лет назад

      @@Emiichoco It's just a simple mistake. You don't need to be mad or even bother it. None of your business

  • @omoghosty5777
    @omoghosty5777 5 лет назад +807

    Eventually Human burritos will be sold on the market for $99.99
    *_STONKS_*

    • @Yogurt2740
      @Yogurt2740 5 лет назад +4

      yummy human burrito with human meat

    • @paragod5299
      @paragod5299 5 лет назад +4

      Exclusive with Nacho Fries at Taco Bell for a limited time

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 5 лет назад

      ztonkz

  • @IronhorseSara
    @IronhorseSara 2 года назад

    That bird isn't moonwalking he's totally twerking lol

  • @lynnettecosta1424
    @lynnettecosta1424 2 года назад

    That birb ain’t moon walking, Man’s showing his whole Bakery

  • @robbob5258
    @robbob5258 5 лет назад +968

    I don’t think “fire ant pillows” would be very marketable.

    • @momosrighthorn
      @momosrighthorn 5 лет назад +58

      AntsCanada: say sike right now

    • @thomasdunn9009
      @thomasdunn9009 5 лет назад +40

      Imagine throwing that at someone

    • @jeremiahbird930
      @jeremiahbird930 5 лет назад +14

      Anteaters would beg to differ

    • @SL-nc1dy
      @SL-nc1dy 5 лет назад +33

      "pillow fiiiiight"!!!
      But little did they know...

    • @jbshelley71
      @jbshelley71 5 лет назад +3

      GEKLOWNED U WATCH HIM AS WELL!

  • @Maybe_Gee
    @Maybe_Gee 5 лет назад +5126

    “A Human Burrito”
    Cannibals have joined the chat

    • @jof1391
      @jof1391 5 лет назад +123

      Detriot become burrito.

    • @interstellarguy1434
      @interstellarguy1434 5 лет назад +7

      JOF hahaha

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 5 лет назад +29

      Pedophile cannibal: You eat the kids, then you eat the kids

    • @Frost_tenshi
      @Frost_tenshi 5 лет назад +26

      Can you imagine hitting a beetle on the highway and suddenly you turn into a human burrito

    • @loneaxolotl
      @loneaxolotl 5 лет назад

      Justin Bieber left the chat.

  • @dstmotion6153
    @dstmotion6153 3 года назад +1

    Everybody thinks human burrito is cool until you suffocate

  • @ghostofqueenelizabethii
    @ghostofqueenelizabethii 2 года назад

    “These birds love to moonwalk to impress the ladies”
    The bird: moons a lady

  • @SARGONX
    @SARGONX 5 лет назад +514

    Human burrito: tries to save life from motorbike crash
    Also human burrito:
    Suffocates me and I die anyway

    • @GtsAntoni1
      @GtsAntoni1 5 лет назад +59

      Ohh Fantah ... also human burrito : arms are chopped off while the rest of the body is left untouched.

    • @mattsmith1039
      @mattsmith1039 5 лет назад +8

      ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅᴀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴇʀ ɪғ ɪᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴍɪɴɪ ᴡʜᴇᴇʟs

    • @imapigeonyoupeasant1489
      @imapigeonyoupeasant1489 5 лет назад +4

      @@GtsAntoni1 atleast you won't die

    • @swivelshivel6576
      @swivelshivel6576 5 лет назад +3

      I'm a pigeon, you peasant
      I’d rather die than never be able to properly touch myself

    • @imapigeonyoupeasant1489
      @imapigeonyoupeasant1489 5 лет назад +1

      @@swivelshivel6576 You can do it with the legs

  • @Kalesalad69
    @Kalesalad69 3 года назад +2456

    “The airbag covers the bikers whole body”
    Arms: am I a joke to you?

    • @TitaniumTronic
      @TitaniumTronic 3 года назад +8

      Lmao

    • @AustinJASMR
      @AustinJASMR 3 года назад +56

      They're not necessary. They only use them for stability on the motorcycle, they can afford to lose them.

    • @elgringoKH
      @elgringoKH 3 года назад +31

      @Notsopro Gaming
      Aw man, I can’t wait to not write anymore, not use my keyboard and mouse, and eat like a dog since i lost my arms

    • @DeliciousHam69
      @DeliciousHam69 3 года назад +18

      @@elgringoKH get prosthetic arms then, or just use yer feet, better yet just never ride a motorcycle to prevent that from happening

    • @DerFamouse
      @DerFamouse 3 года назад +4

      from the image i guess you just suffocate since your face is deep in the bag.

  • @wildhogOW
    @wildhogOW 2 года назад

    1:11 Nintendo watching this clip like "Hmmm, yes, but what if it was a Mario Kart with a camera?"
    And a year later, Nintendo at E3: "Our brand new, completely original idea!"

  • @meatballman9745
    @meatballman9745 2 года назад +7

    The manakins do not moon walk. It's something called *"glide twerking"*

  • @andrewjones9758
    @andrewjones9758 5 лет назад +535

    Imagine just driving along,,
    and you hit a motorcyclist accidentally,,
    and a freaking *marshmallow* flys at your windshield

  • @VioletScarelli
    @VioletScarelli 4 года назад +1276

    Guy: *picks up ball of fire ants*
    Me: *sudden massive anxiety*

    • @offensivevibes511
      @offensivevibes511 4 года назад +8

      lol same since im alergic to ants for some odd reason

    • @xahalo8355
      @xahalo8355 4 года назад +41

      *crunch*

    • @VioletScarelli
      @VioletScarelli 4 года назад +31

      @@xahalo8355 no what have you done

    • @offensivevibes511
      @offensivevibes511 4 года назад +4

      @@xahalo8355 *cries in ant bites* lol

    • @moondy3282
      @moondy3282 4 года назад +3

      Violet Scarelli DUDE SAME LMFAOO MY EARS POPPED

  • @emenalus
    @emenalus 2 года назад

    When that cat got pumped, they knew they had to start blasting.

  • @eduardoa2181
    @eduardoa2181 2 года назад

    The camera in the remote car is the best race game i ever seen

  • @thesexybatman263
    @thesexybatman263 5 лет назад +769

    Average folk: motorcyclist airbag.
    DDOI, an intelectual: *human burrito*

  • @yourmomsuncle2953
    @yourmomsuncle2953 4 года назад +1163

    Motorcyclist : *accidently just bumps the back of a car*
    Burrito: DEPLOYYYY!!!

  • @Qbeakl
    @Qbeakl 2 года назад

    This bird likes moonwalking to impress ladies
    **proceeds to twerk aggressively**

  • @sophiapadgett1890
    @sophiapadgett1890 Год назад

    Daily dose of internet: Moonwalk. Bird:TWERKKKK

  • @willpalm0610
    @willpalm0610 5 лет назад +844

    1819: we will have human burritos in 200 years
    2019: *flying cars*

  • @unvjae
    @unvjae 5 лет назад +228

    Slightly bumps into car...
    *Human burrito falls off bike*

    • @illicitlegacy3783
      @illicitlegacy3783 5 лет назад +14

      *Gets ejected off motorcycle*

    • @TeaLurker
      @TeaLurker 5 лет назад +2

      Hilarious

    • @iamf6641
      @iamf6641 5 лет назад

      @@TeaLurker this is actually life saving ive been in a couple of high speed 2 wheel amd 4 wheel highspeed motorcycle accidents the worst i had was a broken shoulder them helmet saved me in all of them. the airbag could have saved me from all injuries

    • @TeaLurker
      @TeaLurker 5 лет назад

      @@iamf6641 don't be so serious. I said hilarious cause of the comments.

    • @iamf6641
      @iamf6641 5 лет назад

      @@TeaLurker i knew you would reply like this im not a serious person thats why i always speed and almost die id ont know why i didnt die

  • @movienaut
    @movienaut Год назад

    that dangerous weapon making the cat noise made me laugh!

  • @rcrfleet1022
    @rcrfleet1022 3 года назад +6134

    I like how calm he says “turning into a human burrito” 😂

    • @alexdubs2396
      @alexdubs2396 3 года назад +15

      Stolen comment

    • @rcrfleet1022
      @rcrfleet1022 3 года назад +42

      @@alexdubs2396 I never saw a comment on this but sorry if I stole you or somebody else’s idea

    • @BeanBurritoMan
      @BeanBurritoMan 3 года назад +11

      You called?

    • @rcrfleet1022
      @rcrfleet1022 3 года назад +15

      @@BeanBurritoMan lmao Henlo mr burrito

    • @BeanBurritoMan
      @BeanBurritoMan 3 года назад +3

      @@rcrfleet1022 greetings

  • @what3374
    @what3374 5 лет назад +130

    the bird: moonwalks
    also the bird: *TWERKING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*

    • @jocelynhayes3185
      @jocelynhayes3185 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @etegedam6870
      @etegedam6870 5 лет назад +1

      Female: I have seen faster moves

    • @rimmipeepsicles1870
      @rimmipeepsicles1870 5 лет назад

      @@etegedam6870 and your tail ain't thicc enough.
      Wait, isn't this meme dead already?

    • @etegedam6870
      @etegedam6870 5 лет назад

      @@rimmipeepsicles1870 apparently I like digging grave bringing dead back to life

  • @High.on.Life_DnB
    @High.on.Life_DnB 2 года назад

    The graphics of that racing game are insaaaaane!!! Looks just like real life!

  • @oriraykai3610
    @oriraykai3610 2 года назад

    Looked to me like he was saying, "hey baby, I'm into butt play, can you help me out?" and she was naturally mortified.

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 3 года назад +2381

    Burrito Shield: _protect the whole body_
    The hands: *adios.*

    • @Ender-bu7bh
      @Ender-bu7bh 3 года назад +136

      By the looks of it would it kill the biker with suffocation

    • @khou0
      @khou0 3 года назад +53

      @@Ender-bu7bh ddoi says that they are still working on it

    • @justthinkthink5682
      @justthinkthink5682 3 года назад +8

      This comment is funny

    • @kaukauolaprogramme3315
      @kaukauolaprogramme3315 3 года назад +9

      Me:About to like because of laughter
      Also Me: *Sees 66*
      Also *Also* Me: Imma leave it as it is

    • @SpaceGamer07
      @SpaceGamer07 3 года назад +9

      @@khou0 I mean they probably wouldn’t need the head part because *helmet* unless people decide to drive insanely fast at high speeds with a exposed body and is harder to control than cars, and not wear a helmet

  • @zarr1356
    @zarr1356 5 лет назад +193

    "They like to moonwalk"
    *proceeds to vibrate violently toward unsuspecting female*

  • @dirtydirtmcgogurt
    @dirtydirtmcgogurt Год назад

    You said moonwalk, but that bird is clearly twerkin'.

  • @samuelchai1564
    @samuelchai1564 2 года назад

    "Ma'am,he died"
    "How he didn't sustained any injuries"
    "No he suffocated to death"

  • @TakiMomoify
    @TakiMomoify 5 лет назад +637

    Cat: *flings toy*
    _”Jesus Chri-“_

    • @eggggs1138
      @eggggs1138 5 лет назад +8

      KawaiiMaple its Jason boun

    • @satisfactionday3394
      @satisfactionday3394 5 лет назад

      @@eggggs1138

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 5 лет назад +3

      @@eggggs1138 Ah Jason boun the most feared man on the planet that Jason Bourne guy is such a faker

  • @Macadelic95
    @Macadelic95 5 лет назад +722

    I really like that someone invented shoes like that for poor kids. That will help them so much. I can't imagine not having any shoes.

    • @moodyflowers8740
      @moodyflowers8740 5 лет назад +2

      I know right? It makes me uncomfortable to walk in my own house with nothing on my feet, so I can't imagine having to go outside and play without proper shoes

    • @whatisstraight2552
      @whatisstraight2552 5 лет назад +1

      I made the likes 69. Your welcome

    • @sandisirritating4594
      @sandisirritating4594 5 лет назад +1

      Those kind of shoes aren't that comfortable

    • @Macadelic95
      @Macadelic95 5 лет назад +7

      @@sandisirritating4594I'd rather have them than nothing at all.

    • @Macadelic95
      @Macadelic95 5 лет назад

      Thanks for the like daily dose!

  • @luigichiodo5820
    @luigichiodo5820 2 года назад

    0:47 The bird is like: You've just been hit by a smooth criminal

  • @nobodyknowsforsure
    @nobodyknowsforsure Год назад

    Bird...🎶"Annie are you okay? Annie are you okay, ARE YOU OK ANNIE??"🎶

  • @lordofjonkeys5609
    @lordofjonkeys5609 5 лет назад +429

    “They love to moonwalk”
    My friend, you and I have very different views on what those birds are doing

    • @CramyGamerOG
      @CramyGamerOG 5 лет назад +4

      Lord Of Jonkeys Hey guys I’m trying to reach my goal of a 100 subscribers on my gaming and professional streaming Channel and I can’t do it without you guys I love daily dose and I would be so freakin happy if I can reach my goal. If anyone can subscribe to my channel Cramygamer Thank you so much everyone and have a Blessed and wonderful day!! 🙂👍🏽❤️❤️

    • @bradyk6017
      @bradyk6017 5 лет назад +50

      @@CramyGamerOG Do you have no shame?

    • @omegadoesstuff334
      @omegadoesstuff334 5 лет назад +49

      They *T W E R K* towards their love

    • @ugn4548
      @ugn4548 5 лет назад +4

      Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do!!!

    • @txr4032
      @txr4032 5 лет назад +8

      TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK

  • @pizzamozzarella2786
    @pizzamozzarella2786 3 года назад +1674

    Guy: invents possible function to save thousands of motorcyclists a year
    Everyone: bird

    • @UsmanAhmed_u
      @UsmanAhmed_u 3 года назад +18

      Welcome to the modern age

    • @SkadooHusky
      @SkadooHusky 3 года назад +7

      That technology isn't new.
      They've already got airbag vests that cover vital areas.
      The full body protection would help prevent broken arms and legs but those usually aren't fatal.
      The existing systems that have more coverage tend to be built into more traditional motorcycle clothing.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 3 года назад +5

      That system is... questionable. Plus they already have systems out now, as previously stated.

    • @jawms
      @jawms 3 года назад +5

      @@sinisterthoughts2896 The quality of the animation is probably a direct correlation to the likelihood of it existing.

    • @bobcat_baker
      @bobcat_baker 3 года назад +1

      I almost started crying because I want to be a bird.

  • @SP-ow9jl
    @SP-ow9jl 2 года назад

    I didn't see that bird moonwalking but doing a serious twerking!

  • @nathancomixproductions466
    @nathancomixproductions466 Год назад

    This cat be like Chloe from the Secret Life of Pets (2016). He was like: "Why is this mouse on my paw still?!".

  • @ianfrost8227
    @ianfrost8227 5 лет назад +830

    what's the best u can do? moonwalk or twerking?
    male : *proceeds to do both*
    101% will smash

  • @neil8688
    @neil8688 5 лет назад +322

    I don't think that bird was moon walking.
    I think he was showing off HIS HUGE TAIL

  • @boybots9974
    @boybots9974 2 года назад

    :Me "ah what a beautiful day walking" *sees a bird twerking* "yep im going home"

  • @Fry925
    @Fry925 Год назад +1

    Imagine seeing a little black ball and when you pick it up ur hand gonna feel the PAIN

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 5 лет назад +326

    They love to moonwalk? I think you mean *_TWERK_*

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 5 лет назад +720

    Friend: *Slaps seat of bike
    Airbag: **Activate Burrito mode**

  • @marleyboy7732
    @marleyboy7732 2 года назад

    0:50 picturing a girl twerking towards you that fast 🤣

  • @LulligesLulu
    @LulligesLulu 5 лет назад +839

    Scientist with those ants be like
    *Can I drown you?*
    *Can I crush you?*
    *_Can I toss you?_*

    • @alexysiousren836
      @alexysiousren836 5 лет назад +36

      I think it's more like
      CAN I YEET YOU?

    • @LulligesLulu
      @LulligesLulu 5 лет назад +9

      @@alexysiousren836 Of course XD

    • @aardbeije02
      @aardbeije02 4 года назад +18

      imagine throwing this at someone who pissed you off

    • @LulligesLulu
      @LulligesLulu 4 года назад +12

      @@aardbeije02 I wouldn't dare do that for the fact alone that I would have to watch it splash against them, then dissolve into hundreds of ants climbing (into O~O) _every_ inch of them and ants creeping into nostrils, ears and eyes can't be pretty XD

    • @aardbeije02
      @aardbeije02 4 года назад +7

      @@LulligesLulu for that one person who ate my last cookie.. i would have no mercy >:C

  • @agusoilher
    @agusoilher 5 лет назад +178

    Dude: Goes to sleep on jungle.
    Pillow: *starts moving*

  • @redguy2990
    @redguy2990 2 года назад

    0:28 Cat gun, Chick-Chut meow 2:43 cat was playing with a toy but it got stuck on his paw

  • @quikzotic
    @quikzotic 2 года назад

    The bird moonwalking is like it twerking to “impress the ladies” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sethkalukeerthie2164
    @sethkalukeerthie2164 5 лет назад +875

    0:45 He's not moonwalking
    *HE'S BUSTING THAT A$$*

  • @benjaminrobledo5466
    @benjaminrobledo5466 5 лет назад +234

    That bird ain't moonwalking.. it's Mooning. 😂

    • @SleepySamo
      @SleepySamo 5 лет назад +4

      Benjamin Robledo no actually he’s twerking

    • @DerpScout
      @DerpScout 5 лет назад +2

      its exposing its ding dong

    • @benjaminrobledo5466
      @benjaminrobledo5466 5 лет назад

      @Elijah Morris
      If only it worked that way in real life...

    • @Bacondoggo
      @Bacondoggo 5 лет назад +1

      Mooning while walking, Moonwalking

  • @sethnaugle984
    @sethnaugle984 2 года назад

    Female Mannequin: Please stop twerking... Stop that please.... Get it out of my face.
    Male Mannequin: My butt goes brrrr

  • @silentlurker3103
    @silentlurker3103 3 года назад +1

    That bird looks like its twerking+moon dance lol

  • @mercka4583
    @mercka4583 5 лет назад +153

    The 1000 fire ants are more strong and co-operative than the 4 people in my group project

    • @mmcclure1496
      @mmcclure1496 5 лет назад +6

      Fire ants: Guys let's stick together

    • @Aurocia
      @Aurocia 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @azonefine5344
      @azonefine5344 5 лет назад +3

      @@mmcclure1496 i see what u did there

  • @indiradeleon7994
    @indiradeleon7994 4 года назад +332

    *Steals 2 million fire ants so I can sleep on a “pillow” tonight*

  • @moguraaaa4115
    @moguraaaa4115 2 года назад

    Female manakin: Such a good day!
    Male manakin: *Aggressive twerking*