A Human Burrito
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Human: *Squish*
Ant Ball: *Screams silently in pain*
Grandmas Ricer they’ve made me silently scream in pain...
All I can imagine is jake the dog silently screaming lmfao
@@Xellky HAHAHAH😂😂😂 I KNOW THAT PART
🤣🤣🤣
Company: airbag for bikers
Daily Dose Of Internet: human burrito
Mayonnaise
BuRiDo
Bird: Twerking
Daily Dose Of Internet: Moonwalking
What if the car run over you how strong it that burrito
Air bag bell people am i right
That bird: *hey babe wanna see me moonwalk*
Lady: *literally ignores*
Oh hey babe *moonwalks aggresively*
Lady: No twerking and moonwalk aint enough
Manakin: But im only designed to that and vibrate ofc :(
@@AnimatingOwl haha vibrate
That bird learned moonwalk from micheal Jackson
she's not ignoring him birds' eyes are on the sides of their head
"Hey girl like what you see?"
"Fred it's me."
"Oh sorry dude."
0:38
"But it was pretty neat"
Now I know who not to invite to prom
the bird: *Moonwalks*
The female bird: I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that
She's proably too terrified to react
It is looking but it’s eyes are on the side of their head
the bird looks like its twerking PPFFFFF
*You afraid to get wet?*
looks more like violent twerking
Fire ants: "trying their hardest to not drown"
Randome person: *P O K E*
*Haha stick go poke*
Rip ant
*P O K E*
Random
My dog laughed so hard he peed on the kitchen floor
1:10 that's lowkey very clever tho, seriously, if it's done in a more professional way people can literally learn how to drive like this
thats what driving sims are for tho. and the physics on an rc car are completely different to that of an actual car, so it would be mostly useless.
I never really had any kind of phobia and those fire ants, I've seen them before, I've even got bitten by some a few times but seeing them form a ball or that person just picking up what looks like piece of sponge but actually are a million ants together definitely developed a fear in me
God, just imagine 5,000 ants in a ball form just rolling at you
Thanks, I hate it.
Just imagine thousands and thousands of ants all coming together and forming the shape of a person and they open their mouth and say “we are alone in the universe, there is nothing but an endless void awaiting us out there” and then all the ants suddenly die, causing the human shape to fall apart, each ant turning to dust upon hitting the floor, leaving you to wonder what it all means.
@@buckowens2841 Suspiciously specific? Or oddly specific...
@@buckowens2841 that's just like, a character from rick and morty my dude. They had an episode where a million ants formed a person that was part of some type of hero group.
if we say an ant is 0,6 cm long 0,3 cm in width and 0,2 sm high it has a volume of 3,6 cm^3. 3,6 cm^3 * 5000 = 18000 cm^3 now if we use the formula for the volume of a sphere we can define the radius(r) 18000cm^3 = 4/3*π*r^3 now with some math we get r^3=4/3*π/18000 r^3=24000π if we use the third root we get r=42,25cm
*so the ball would be 84,5 cm big* i think thats not that scary
(also the measurements are a bit too big. the ants are very close together so the ball would be even smaller)
Those sandals are a great idea! Provided the material doesn't break or wear out. My kids' sandals usually didn't survive long enough to be outgrown.
Twerking while moonwalking is the ultimate move no animal can resist! Lol
"This bird loves to moonwalk to impress the ladies"
Bird: *Twerking*
I mean, yeah. She even trying to ignore him for being creepy.
@@TheGuardDuck nah she clearly flew onto the branch cause she was somewhat impressed
@@prussiamdephangrell6305 Then she's playing hard to get then.
Thats what i was thinking
Twerk walk
Imagine you punch your friend and he immediately inflates into his *burrito form*
Friend: omae wa mou shinderu
You: NANI!!!
*some earrape screeching noise*
Dwaahh nani mo?!?!
@@missterious711 what
The ball of fire ants:
Don’t be shy put it under an hydraulic press.
Time for me to fire the grill and Fry myself a delicious Ant Pancake!
@@robertsteel3563 forbidden pancake
The one with the adjustable shoes, is really creative. Hopefully those do last several years
Imagine bumping into a biker very lightly and they instantly commit marshmallow.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Bird: *twerks while moon walking.*
Girl Bird: Wtf Jerry I have a husband.
Bird: *suprised pikachu face*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of "wanna smash" bird
No Ron.
Go find Becky.
Manakin:*moon walk's*
The female bird:*not interested*
0:28 i can't stop replaying that part and cackling uncontrollably
Man: *picks up giant ball of ants*
Me: *Anxiety intensifies*
CodyIsGrody reminds me of a girl a long time ago who got bit by fire ants because she grabbed them with her hand. It was a hole full of fire ants . Oop
Ikr. I have a fear of ants.
@@naant3262 when I was a kid I used to catch bees and wasp by the wings and sting my friends and brother with it. My dad even showed me how to put a bee on a string leash and fly it around.
@@WILLYLYNCH. I now have more anxiety thank you
nuh uh
That bird looks like it's moonwalking and twerking at the same time
jm gamer moon twerking
aparrently
Crap, don’t let this be a new thing
@@battlesheep2552 I feel yer pain
Fireants are becoming to smart. Soon they’ll freaking become a volcano since they already feel like lava when biting you.
Lol
No click bait, love this Chanel.
Imagine saying “hey catch” and then throwing your friend a fire ant ball
That's the evilest thing I can imagine lmao
Imagine lying there on the ground in that “burrito”, and everyone’s like “wtf?”
Eeevviiilll
Oh noooo, nooooo
Satan: I’d like to say I’m a fan
0:38 thats moon walk and twerking at the same time😂
This bird is a legend
HIMANSH CHHATWAL exactly
On a twig aswell lol
that was what i was thinking
😂😂😂😂
Moontwerking🤣
0:50 I love it how that green bird just looks uninterested
0:28 The dudes gun went from pew to mew! 🤣 For a sec I thought that was Corey Williams of Mean Kitty fame.
I swear, if I was in my car when it crashes, and the last thing I see before I die is a human burrito flying at me.
*I would die a happy man*
A7Dr/whooosh
@A7D let alone the human burrito
@@suffer.719 that's not an r/wooosh, r/etard
Comedy Police Department r/ihavereddit
Lol
Imagine being in a motorcycle, crashing and then rolling down the street like a can
Facts lol
I mean at least you’re safe
Yep
RiotWolf 19
Not when a 20 ton truck crushed you
Done it. 650 ninja on the highway going 100km/h. Flew over the handle bars and rolled/slid over 100 meters through an intersection. I remember clawing at the ground so hard trying to stop the fingertips on gloves were gone. Terrifying to say the least. If this air bag system works out I hope it becomes standard equipment.
that baby sloth is probably the cutest thing on this video next to the cat gun gag.
The moon walking birds
Looks like a twerking bird
“What do you use for your pillow? it’s so soft”
*”Ants”*
hmm yes i've never felt more uncomfortable after reading something
Nice pun
my friend: So what is In your blanket? it's so soft
me: ants
._.
i might have to say r/cursedcomments
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That bird wasn't doing the moon walk, he was twerking.
0:27 it the most perfect thing I've seen all day.
"Bird trys to impress the lady bird"
Lady bird: " I have a boyfriend "
Damnit, not this again...
r/nicegirls
F.B.I. And that where you come in
5 mins later
Pulls up in lamborghini
Sorry I dont talk to gold diggers
Oof
That bird does like shaking his butt into that other bird's face.
“It’s over Manakin, I can a moon dance!”
“You underestimate my dance style!”
imagine seeing someone in the street turn into a burrito
Agent Mystic
Homeless ppl gonna be rushing there real quick
SuperSpurgDALE lol
Taco bell: TiMe To PuT It On ThE MeNu
Better than dead.
(Proceeds to eat them)
Just imagine driving on a road and seeing a man wrapped like a burrito on the side ofthe road
😅
@Chad Sexington lol yes
@Chad Sexington lol 😅
Forget that how u meant to breath.
Theres kennay again crashed his bike lol smh lol
The bird: *moonwalking*
The other bird: OMG HES TWERKING TO ME!1!!
Him: The bird moonwalks
Me: Na he twerking
Friend: “What you doin”
Me: “Just playin’ with my *ball of ants* !!”
*fire ants
*No homo*
A nice stress ball.
Its low key a turd
@@Emiichoco It's just a simple mistake. You don't need to be mad or even bother it. None of your business
Eventually Human burritos will be sold on the market for $99.99
*_STONKS_*
yummy human burrito with human meat
Exclusive with Nacho Fries at Taco Bell for a limited time
ztonkz
That bird isn't moonwalking he's totally twerking lol
That birb ain’t moon walking, Man’s showing his whole Bakery
I don’t think “fire ant pillows” would be very marketable.
AntsCanada: say sike right now
Imagine throwing that at someone
Anteaters would beg to differ
"pillow fiiiiight"!!!
But little did they know...
GEKLOWNED U WATCH HIM AS WELL!
“A Human Burrito”
Cannibals have joined the chat
Detriot become burrito.
JOF hahaha
Pedophile cannibal: You eat the kids, then you eat the kids
Can you imagine hitting a beetle on the highway and suddenly you turn into a human burrito
Justin Bieber left the chat.
Everybody thinks human burrito is cool until you suffocate
“These birds love to moonwalk to impress the ladies”
The bird: moons a lady
Human burrito: tries to save life from motorbike crash
Also human burrito:
Suffocates me and I die anyway
Ohh Fantah ... also human burrito : arms are chopped off while the rest of the body is left untouched.
ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅᴀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴇʀ ɪғ ɪᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴍɪɴɪ ᴡʜᴇᴇʟs
@@GtsAntoni1 atleast you won't die
I'm a pigeon, you peasant
I’d rather die than never be able to properly touch myself
@@swivelshivel6576 You can do it with the legs
“The airbag covers the bikers whole body”
Arms: am I a joke to you?
Lmao
They're not necessary. They only use them for stability on the motorcycle, they can afford to lose them.
@Notsopro Gaming
Aw man, I can’t wait to not write anymore, not use my keyboard and mouse, and eat like a dog since i lost my arms
@@elgringoKH get prosthetic arms then, or just use yer feet, better yet just never ride a motorcycle to prevent that from happening
from the image i guess you just suffocate since your face is deep in the bag.
1:11 Nintendo watching this clip like "Hmmm, yes, but what if it was a Mario Kart with a camera?"
And a year later, Nintendo at E3: "Our brand new, completely original idea!"
The manakins do not moon walk. It's something called *"glide twerking"*
Imagine just driving along,,
and you hit a motorcyclist accidentally,,
and a freaking *marshmallow* flys at your windshield
XD
Jgsyik
How original
Andrew jones I’m dead😂😂😂
Tactical Nuke incoming
Guy: *picks up ball of fire ants*
Me: *sudden massive anxiety*
lol same since im alergic to ants for some odd reason
*crunch*
@@xahalo8355 no what have you done
@@xahalo8355 *cries in ant bites* lol
Violet Scarelli DUDE SAME LMFAOO MY EARS POPPED
When that cat got pumped, they knew they had to start blasting.
The camera in the remote car is the best race game i ever seen
Average folk: motorcyclist airbag.
DDOI, an intelectual: *human burrito*
Legend
Actually, Its Marshmello
Someone should make this into a Tuxedo Winnie The Poof meme if you get what I mean.
Motorcyclist : *accidently just bumps the back of a car*
Burrito: DEPLOYYYY!!!
You mean human Burrito?😂
Wait wouldn't the burrito chocke the person
@@herpyberpy5897 shhhhhhhh
Burrito: REEEEEEEEEE
Not yet ferb
This bird likes moonwalking to impress ladies
**proceeds to twerk aggressively**
Daily dose of internet: Moonwalk. Bird:TWERKKKK
1819: we will have human burritos in 200 years
2019: *flying cars*
Will Palm06 reverse uno card
*wait a second*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- wait what
Lmao
What
Slightly bumps into car...
*Human burrito falls off bike*
*Gets ejected off motorcycle*
Hilarious
@@TeaLurker this is actually life saving ive been in a couple of high speed 2 wheel amd 4 wheel highspeed motorcycle accidents the worst i had was a broken shoulder them helmet saved me in all of them. the airbag could have saved me from all injuries
@@iamf6641 don't be so serious. I said hilarious cause of the comments.
@@TeaLurker i knew you would reply like this im not a serious person thats why i always speed and almost die id ont know why i didnt die
that dangerous weapon making the cat noise made me laugh!
I like how calm he says “turning into a human burrito” 😂
Stolen comment
@@alexdubs2396 I never saw a comment on this but sorry if I stole you or somebody else’s idea
You called?
@@BeanBurritoMan lmao Henlo mr burrito
@@rcrfleet1022 greetings
the bird: moonwalks
also the bird: *TWERKING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*
😂😂😂
Female: I have seen faster moves
@@etegedam6870 and your tail ain't thicc enough.
Wait, isn't this meme dead already?
@@rimmipeepsicles1870 apparently I like digging grave bringing dead back to life
The graphics of that racing game are insaaaaane!!! Looks just like real life!
Looked to me like he was saying, "hey baby, I'm into butt play, can you help me out?" and she was naturally mortified.
Burrito Shield: _protect the whole body_
The hands: *adios.*
By the looks of it would it kill the biker with suffocation
@@Ender-bu7bh ddoi says that they are still working on it
This comment is funny
Me:About to like because of laughter
Also Me: *Sees 66*
Also *Also* Me: Imma leave it as it is
@@khou0 I mean they probably wouldn’t need the head part because *helmet* unless people decide to drive insanely fast at high speeds with a exposed body and is harder to control than cars, and not wear a helmet
"They like to moonwalk"
*proceeds to vibrate violently toward unsuspecting female*
*heavy twerking*
*phat cheeks*
You said moonwalk, but that bird is clearly twerkin'.
"Ma'am,he died"
"How he didn't sustained any injuries"
"No he suffocated to death"
Cat: *flings toy*
_”Jesus Chri-“_
KawaiiMaple its Jason boun
@@eggggs1138
@@eggggs1138 Ah Jason boun the most feared man on the planet that Jason Bourne guy is such a faker
I really like that someone invented shoes like that for poor kids. That will help them so much. I can't imagine not having any shoes.
I know right? It makes me uncomfortable to walk in my own house with nothing on my feet, so I can't imagine having to go outside and play without proper shoes
I made the likes 69. Your welcome
Those kind of shoes aren't that comfortable
@@sandisirritating4594I'd rather have them than nothing at all.
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0:47 The bird is like: You've just been hit by a smooth criminal
Bird...🎶"Annie are you okay? Annie are you okay, ARE YOU OK ANNIE??"🎶
“They love to moonwalk”
My friend, you and I have very different views on what those birds are doing
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@@CramyGamerOG Do you have no shame?
They *T W E R K* towards their love
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do!!!
TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK
Guy: invents possible function to save thousands of motorcyclists a year
Everyone: bird
Welcome to the modern age
That technology isn't new.
They've already got airbag vests that cover vital areas.
The full body protection would help prevent broken arms and legs but those usually aren't fatal.
The existing systems that have more coverage tend to be built into more traditional motorcycle clothing.
That system is... questionable. Plus they already have systems out now, as previously stated.
@@sinisterthoughts2896 The quality of the animation is probably a direct correlation to the likelihood of it existing.
I almost started crying because I want to be a bird.
I didn't see that bird moonwalking but doing a serious twerking!
This cat be like Chloe from the Secret Life of Pets (2016). He was like: "Why is this mouse on my paw still?!".
what's the best u can do? moonwalk or twerking?
male : *proceeds to do both*
101% will smash
lemme smash!
Hes smooth with it
Das Gamende Pferd wtf
@@l0l092 Nah it's Ben
@Xianad What are you smoking mate? xD
I don't think that bird was moon walking.
I think he was showing off HIS HUGE TAIL
Ron, your tail is small.
Lemme Smash
Behcky lemme s m a s h
not as big as mine
His twerking
:Me "ah what a beautiful day walking" *sees a bird twerking* "yep im going home"
Imagine seeing a little black ball and when you pick it up ur hand gonna feel the PAIN
They love to moonwalk? I think you mean *_TWERK_*
Cardi B has entered the chat
T H E M A N T W E R K
My grandma has entered the chat
More like jackhammer
Medium D Speaks that’s exactly what I thought
Friend: *Slaps seat of bike
Airbag: **Activate Burrito mode**
Loolllll
Salesman: slaps bike
Bike: *airbag*
IM WEAKKK
Genitals obliterated by exploding airbag forces. Rest of body fine
**Burritos Air**
0:50 picturing a girl twerking towards you that fast 🤣
Scientist with those ants be like
*Can I drown you?*
*Can I crush you?*
*_Can I toss you?_*
I think it's more like
CAN I YEET YOU?
@@alexysiousren836 Of course XD
imagine throwing this at someone who pissed you off
@@aardbeije02 I wouldn't dare do that for the fact alone that I would have to watch it splash against them, then dissolve into hundreds of ants climbing (into O~O) _every_ inch of them and ants creeping into nostrils, ears and eyes can't be pretty XD
@@LulligesLulu for that one person who ate my last cookie.. i would have no mercy >:C
Dude: Goes to sleep on jungle.
Pillow: *starts moving*
Human: AAAAAAHHH!
That's scary
Best comment 😅👌
hold up
I get it lmao!😂😂😂
0:28 Cat gun, Chick-Chut meow 2:43 cat was playing with a toy but it got stuck on his paw
The bird moonwalking is like it twerking to “impress the ladies” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
0:45 He's not moonwalking
*HE'S BUSTING THAT A$$*
Lol
This comment should be one of the top! Lmfao xD
I wish impressing girls was that easy for me...
Blueface baby
TWERK
That bird ain't moonwalking.. it's Mooning. 😂
Benjamin Robledo no actually he’s twerking
its exposing its ding dong
@Elijah Morris
If only it worked that way in real life...
Mooning while walking, Moonwalking
Female Mannequin: Please stop twerking... Stop that please.... Get it out of my face.
Male Mannequin: My butt goes brrrr
That bird looks like its twerking+moon dance lol
The 1000 fire ants are more strong and co-operative than the 4 people in my group project
Fire ants: Guys let's stick together
Same
@@mmcclure1496 i see what u did there
*Steals 2 million fire ants so I can sleep on a “pillow” tonight*
Sweet dreams
@@BaKonSkully Are made of pain
@DreadFed Who am I to disagree?
How's your face? 🙂
I tried to sleep but now I’m dead , everybody’s looking for fire ants
Female manakin: Such a good day!
Male manakin: *Aggressive twerking*