Warzone Moments that give me no hope for the human race

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @BlargMyShnoople
    @BlargMyShnoople 3 года назад +7489

    Things I am good at:
    1. Getting hit by car
    2.???

  • @brick2745
    @brick2745 3 года назад +1144

    I work at a Walmart, can confirm that we just wouldn't care either way, as long as you don't harass anyone

    • @minutesFX
      @minutesFX 3 года назад +89

      We are not paid enough to care, maybe for a buck fifty more id actually call a cop or something lmao

    • @jwnwiwhebwoeb
      @jwnwiwhebwoeb Год назад +7

      That's the issue

    • @atnervilla4224
      @atnervilla4224 Год назад +4

      Hi

    • @zakigaming9349
      @zakigaming9349 Год назад +11

      Me being a maintenance worker as long as it doesn't hit the floor we don't care xD

    • @teresaramos3301
      @teresaramos3301 4 месяца назад

      The wallmart makes me think of a e 100 joke i made in WOTB

  • @king_of_demoms5462
    @king_of_demoms5462 3 года назад +2359

    Smitty really just went up to a dead body and only said
    " what happened ? "
    In a damn Micky voice

  • @GenerRick
    @GenerRick 3 года назад +1088

    Naruto: *lifts up glock*
    "I may be outta chakra, but I ain't outta options Sasuke"

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 3 года назад +104

      Ah yes, the "Shadow glock jutsu"!

    • @_JusDavid_
      @_JusDavid_ 3 года назад +43

      @@marioanothlp SHADOW GLOCK JUTSU 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @29-arnavsamant97
      @29-arnavsamant97 3 года назад +52

      The rasengun

    • @HSF8811
      @HSF8811 2 года назад +17

      This hits different after the Fortnite Collab.

    • @notrteaa2269
      @notrteaa2269 2 года назад +9

      fortnite makes this possible

  • @spacejesus6581
    @spacejesus6581 3 года назад +2559

    Portal and Warzone in the same day? The Milkbag has blessed us this day

    • @kerim423
      @kerim423 3 года назад +10

      My mans really spoiling us

    • @ChaoticNinja780
      @ChaoticNinja780 3 года назад +11

      Did anyone like the head trauma part

    • @GigachadBoncley
      @GigachadBoncley 3 года назад +2

      Blessed with bone of shmeg

    • @tomatoheadfd
      @tomatoheadfd 3 года назад +1

      You said day to many times.

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 3 года назад +2

      @@tomatoheadfd you used 1 too few O's, as least I used proper grammar

  • @omarbuentello5641
    @omarbuentello5641 3 года назад +359

    Droid's moment of realization at the threeway bit is priceless

    • @jishnumanoj3550
      @jishnumanoj3550 2 года назад +19

      that bit slowly killed every last bit of faith I had in the human race

    • @EngineerThatsEngihere
      @EngineerThatsEngihere Месяц назад

      priceless..? As in like, The weapon camo?

  • @gspiderman1804
    @gspiderman1804 3 года назад +1947

    Doctor 1: What blood did you give the patient!
    Doctor 2: We ran out of "O neg", so I gave him some "O yeah!"

    • @Gryffon-wf3oh
      @Gryffon-wf3oh 3 года назад +52

      So you gave him O-Pos?

    • @_KaiTheGamer_
      @_KaiTheGamer_ 3 года назад +33

      @@Gryffon-wf3oh I hate that I get that joke

    • @bimmybeutron3729
      @bimmybeutron3729 3 года назад +14

      i feel uncomfortable saying o-neg

    • @yaboipktendo
      @yaboipktendo 3 года назад +11

      @@bimmybeutron3729 o-neg-R

    • @sealover7134
      @sealover7134 3 года назад +5

      @@_KaiTheGamer_ So do I, but I also hate that I love it so much.

  • @TheOriginalZyphlous
    @TheOriginalZyphlous 3 года назад +543

    16:56 I’m dying of laughter so much right now , all their reactions it’s freaking hilarious
    17:26 Droids Reaction is priceless

  • @beanbag4872
    @beanbag4872 3 года назад +482

    Spit out my cereal laughing at "HeAd TrAuMa"

    • @zaneith3225
      @zaneith3225 3 года назад +8

      @Vaanraj-Singh Josan Cereal is good at any time.

    • @leg1onclan625
      @leg1onclan625 3 года назад +3

      What kind of cereal?...

    • @yaboipktendo
      @yaboipktendo 3 года назад +2

      Same but at "Its my First threeway"

    • @beanbag4872
      @beanbag4872 3 года назад +3

      @@leg1onclan625 shreddies 🤷‍♀️

    • @beanbag4872
      @beanbag4872 3 года назад +2

      @@zaneith3225 yeh i was eating it at 10pm

  • @TrueSniperHD
    @TrueSniperHD 3 года назад +351

    That threesome comment. Holy shit. I have never laughed so hard

    • @mere-vitality6445
      @mere-vitality6445 3 года назад +39

      17:26 AY YO! WHAT?!

    • @grim8080
      @grim8080 3 года назад +12

      Dude it fucked on so many levels, but hilarious 🤣

    • @hunterharbin5688
      @hunterharbin5688 3 года назад +6

      Ngl I was halfway expecting Matt to just go “a baby’s first 3way”

  • @indylankford1266
    @indylankford1266 3 года назад +2012

    I love how Smii7y uploads here after he uploads on his main channel

    • @DeltaBravo05
      @DeltaBravo05 3 года назад +11

      This channel never gets old. Always something new to laugh at

    • @EarlUndershirt
      @EarlUndershirt 3 года назад +34

      You say that as if SMii7Y and SMii7Yplus are the same person?🤔 but theyre not 🤯 Next youre gonna say Kryoz and MoreKryoz are the same lol

    • @HeinerGunnar
      @HeinerGunnar 3 года назад +6

      Let me blow your mind with the feature of "scheduled uploads"

    • @Unknown_Uchiha
      @Unknown_Uchiha 3 года назад +1

      Saiki!!!

    • @phoenix_dreamer
      @phoenix_dreamer 3 года назад +1

      @@HeinerGunnar Please please, let *me* blow his mind

  • @sparkleninja3337
    @sparkleninja3337 3 года назад +143

    Out of allll the inside jokes and bits these guys do, "what happen" in the mickey voice will always be my favourite, makes me laugh every time like at 9:22 XD

  • @elmaaxx
    @elmaaxx 3 года назад +315

    Me watching the first clip: Yeah, not disappointed. Gotta love these dudes.

  • @owengarrison343
    @owengarrison343 3 года назад +62

    The AA bit reminded me of the old bits on csgo with fitz swagger and Toby

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir 3 года назад +60

    I absolutely love SMii7Y's commitment to a bit.
    17:25 Droid's brain be like "...wait".

  • @PotGrondPot
    @PotGrondPot 3 года назад +35

    13:30 RUPERT!!!

  • @dio-chu
    @dio-chu 3 года назад +30

    17:20 What a conversation

  • @GeoffGerber521
    @GeoffGerber521 Год назад +18

    11:52 THE RUPERT BIT

  • @beal728
    @beal728 3 года назад +532

    *me just casully eating a mama burger*
    Smii7y:
    Top ten hamburgers that got away with man slaughter
    number 2 the mama burger
    *Me looking at my mama burger*

    • @Ace2pair920
      @Ace2pair920 3 года назад +18

      Did ur hamburger kill you

    • @doluphin5317
      @doluphin5317 3 года назад +24

      @@Ace2pair920 he isnt replying so maybe

    • @Ace2pair920
      @Ace2pair920 3 года назад +15

      @@doluphin5317 true i didnt think abt that

    • @animeandshenanigans
      @animeandshenanigans 3 года назад +17

      Its like that scene in Expiration Date, where the Medic grab the bread and then split it in half to reveal tumours, meanwhile Heavy was munching on a sandwich.

    • @jarjardirt2417
      @jarjardirt2417 3 года назад +2

      I remember eating the mama burger so much i felt like my heart fell out of my chest

  • @xashy4335
    @xashy4335 3 года назад +20

    8:42 "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT" Dude, I legit had the same reaction.

  • @Hariol_
    @Hariol_ 3 года назад +66

    This is the hardest Matt has made me laugh since frogshwitz, I love his brain so much.

  • @ashtonthornton4607
    @ashtonthornton4607 3 года назад +48

    10:13 As an ex-A&W employee, I can confirm that this is truly the healthiest burger you could have.

  • @thedyingmeme6
    @thedyingmeme6 3 года назад +121

    Smi77y: *epic atv dodge*
    Blarg: *gets fucking dusted*

  • @aidan285
    @aidan285 3 года назад +45

    9:36 probably my favorite bit in the video

  • @_JusDavid_
    @_JusDavid_ 3 года назад +5

    12:53 to RRRUPERT had me CRYYYIIIIIIING

  • @terriblejokefactory8831
    @terriblejokefactory8831 3 года назад +123

    So Smii7y uploaded a video on his main channel, and then another one on his secondary channel after we saw the main channel one. Pretty big brain.

  • @danieldadds450
    @danieldadds450 3 года назад +19

    17:00 fr spat my food out at that man wtf

  • @zxtchxtaco
    @zxtchxtaco 3 года назад +32

    Smi77y, life’s pretty rough atm, my household is pretty bad in terms of constant fighting. And sometimes it’s nice to sit down and just put headphones in and watch ur vid. Ur laugh is contagious and seeing u have fun makes me smile. Thanks for putting amazing content out :)

    • @bornslippy7232
      @bornslippy7232 3 года назад +6

      Hope everything gets better, Man

    • @Vetto10
      @Vetto10 2 года назад

      @@iamnotafederalagent5552 bro

    • @TotPocket
      @TotPocket 2 года назад

      You mean skill issue in your household 😆 you got this man

    • @Angel-rr2ow
      @Angel-rr2ow 10 месяцев назад

      Imagine laughing to hard and getting the shit beat out of you.

  • @miked9534
    @miked9534 3 года назад +99

    Smii7y: put him back in the oven... wouldn’t it be sick if there was a womb simulator
    Me: isn’t that just the NICU?

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 3 года назад +6

      no, it's called "unbirth"

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 года назад

      @@InsanePigeon *the opposite of rebirth*

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 3 года назад +1

      @@Tht1Dude nah, it's the first half of rebirth.

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 года назад

      @@InsanePigeon or the mental conclusion after being birthed into this world.

  • @xthebigZ25x
    @xthebigZ25x 3 года назад +51

    17:44 “The whole film is just a ladder that doesn’t speak.”
    As opposed to a ladder that does?

  • @mjr8888
    @mjr8888 3 года назад +18

    2:39 when Grizzy wants to slide into someone's DM's

  • @theedgyestart7117
    @theedgyestart7117 3 года назад +15

    2:08 - HEAD TRAUMA

  • @jolieh3462
    @jolieh3462 3 года назад +10

    12:42 the fact that this is exactly how i imagine it to go.

    • @CybernerdShua
      @CybernerdShua 3 года назад +1

      I have been to one and I can confirm that someone will scream the name RUPERT at the top of their lungs.

  • @pugetsoundchoralworks5196
    @pugetsoundchoralworks5196 3 года назад +29

    I almost choked on my lunch at the Rubert bit, thank you smi77y

  • @Cadezzy
    @Cadezzy Год назад +19

    Anyone else notice that it was kryoz that asked to advertise his channel on stream 6:36

  • @Jacob.M.Bricker
    @Jacob.M.Bricker 3 года назад +6

    I love how much these guys have fun while playing this game or any game!

  • @Scp--op7ub
    @Scp--op7ub 3 года назад +13

    H E A D T R A U M A

  • @EyesDontCry
    @EyesDontCry 3 года назад +28

    It's funny how the "pier you wanna come out here" sound is literally a door.

    • @Shinigamibraggo
      @Shinigamibraggo 3 года назад +1

      I mean it’s literally a mouth sounding like a door buuuuuut when you think about it the mouth is the door to the soul and speech is the man breeze that blows out. In this essay I will...

    • @EyesDontCry
      @EyesDontCry 3 года назад +1

      @@Shinigamibraggo woah, that's deep

  • @andreitudor3015
    @andreitudor3015 2 года назад +8

    Grizzy''s "Damn!" at 3:42 was so hilarious.

  • @pandareijgah3820
    @pandareijgah3820 3 года назад +70

    Man's really slowly rapped for so long, constantly rhyming something with "ama" and didn't say yo mama once

  • @raijin914
    @raijin914 3 года назад +8

    When smii7y uploads here and on his main channel
    that’s a banjo moment

  • @canine6273
    @canine6273 3 года назад +12

    After watching Grizzy and Blarg’s very enjoyable videos for a while, I’m really happy to come really happy to come back to these amazing edits. Love you Smi77y and I hope that one day I can be bothered to learn how to edit like you.

    • @freyja1162
      @freyja1162 3 года назад

      the fact i read that flawlessly just shows the fact i do that shit so much, cant tell if it the adhd or dyslexia

  • @AJ-lg9pg
    @AJ-lg9pg 3 года назад +8

    8:22 grizzy and smii7y sound like two of my cats that want food

  • @bamby_27
    @bamby_27 3 года назад +17

    Yo I fucking knew I wasn’t a virgin 17:05

  • @mrfridchikenfetus806
    @mrfridchikenfetus806 3 года назад +5

    13:50 when you go to the zoo to see a grizzly bear

  • @artichoke4612
    @artichoke4612 3 года назад +7

    Thank you Smii7y for being one of the best (and my favorite) Canadian RUclipsrs. Blarg, Suda and Vanoss are great too but you are the epitome of a true Canadian and are basically the ambassador of the internet for our country.
    I know you probably won't see this but thank you for all the content.

  • @pinappleman1
    @pinappleman1 3 года назад +7

    Smii7y really be sounding a lot like nandark from dexter's lab @ 7:40

  • @immaseal2177
    @immaseal2177 3 года назад +16

    Just started the video and I can tell this going to be good with Matt getting ran over

  • @ravenshade266
    @ravenshade266 3 года назад +10

    11:55 - 13:50 : The Chronicles of RUPERT

  • @feez7977
    @feez7977 3 года назад +24

    "That's an awfully hot, coffee pot"

  • @TheMrEmmster
    @TheMrEmmster 3 года назад +1

    always love your vids with blarg

  • @getbetter7796
    @getbetter7796 3 года назад +8

    that was one of ur best smiity plus vids i have ever watched good job

  • @calebmendez6740
    @calebmendez6740 3 года назад +9

    That bird was so free at 8:50

    • @turboismad9376
      @turboismad9376 3 месяца назад

      Lord i can't change~ won't you fly high, free bird, yeah!

  • @Jaxonhellsing
    @Jaxonhellsing 3 года назад +5

    9:40 I was laughing so hard I started crying here

  • @m4xw311studios
    @m4xw311studios 3 года назад +7

    0:04
    Nobody:
    Random birds on busy roads:

  • @subwayracing
    @subwayracing 3 года назад +10

    16:55 bruh...shit got crazy...

  • @easetheweeb
    @easetheweeb 3 года назад +7

    9:06 it took me so long to realise he’s talking about amaterasu LMAO

  • @kristijonaspupsys8494
    @kristijonaspupsys8494 3 года назад +7

    Few months later, I still enjoy how clean this intro is

  • @GasterGames
    @GasterGames 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love it how Smii7y hates the pellington but yet uses it and gets multiple kills😂

  • @calemiles2716
    @calemiles2716 3 года назад +4

    smii7y rly timed the uploads so that this video would come out when the portal video finished. respect.

  • @strawbxrrypanic_
    @strawbxrrypanic_ 3 года назад +11

    9:27 wuh happun

  • @batcat4136
    @batcat4136 3 года назад +12

    7:25 SMii7Y seriously sounds like fuckin' Zylbrad!

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 3 года назад +208

    Ahh yes, SMii7Yplus, where Smii7y puts all of his content where him and his friends play for fun.

  • @ravensdominion7013
    @ravensdominion7013 3 года назад +3

    10:07 Oh yeah the papa burger, the burger you can't get anymore because it left and never came back

  • @carjacker6480
    @carjacker6480 3 года назад +12

    “HELLO GRIZZY COME AND EDGE ME MY FRIEND!” 🤣🤣 13:50

  • @rameshmeena1631
    @rameshmeena1631 10 месяцев назад +1

    I f****** died laughing on the hamburger movement

  • @sakucelty
    @sakucelty 3 года назад +10

    1:26 “We take bikini bottom, and we push it somewhere else!”

  • @Calarax23
    @Calarax23 Год назад

    It’s been 2 years and I still enjoy re-watching his warzone vids. I miss Verdansk and his Warzone series

  • @RDGamer321
    @RDGamer321 2 года назад +4

    16:21
    Okay, glad to know I'm not the only person who would be dissapointed if my child was like that.

  • @caitlinjordan8551
    @caitlinjordan8551 Год назад +1

    12:57 well bet toms having fun😂

  • @OGOstad
    @OGOstad 3 года назад +7

    Best one yet, still cant believe why he called him a baguette!

  • @DayneTreader
    @DayneTreader 3 года назад +1

    That was a fantastic clip with Don S. Davis in the car

  • @cult_of_22
    @cult_of_22 2 года назад +5

    18:56 man be Peter Griffin

  • @Goji141
    @Goji141 Год назад +1

    Smitty's laugh sounds like gojo's laugh ahaha😅😅

  • @navarretejoseph123
    @navarretejoseph123 3 года назад +6

    That “What happened “ is what got me !!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Abell_lledA
    @Abell_lledA 3 года назад +2

    One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates 🔺

  • @yadooomadooo3833
    @yadooomadooo3833 3 года назад +4

    So this where Fortnite got the idea of Naruto with guns

  • @Lombzi
    @Lombzi 3 года назад +4

    I was having a tough day today, this video made me laugh so much I’m in a good mood now. Thanks bud

  • @camolover4091
    @camolover4091 3 года назад +5

    9:45 The Hamburglar

  • @paulcummin734
    @paulcummin734 7 месяцев назад +1

    I have no hope for the human race already

  • @FWA_Kangaroo
    @FWA_Kangaroo 3 года назад +8

    You know Smi7y never seems to fail his jokes or change his content. It’s always the same and it’s still the same I love it 🤣

    • @volgtonnen318
      @volgtonnen318 3 года назад +2

      Because you know, you publish your bombed jokes.

  • @ronaniksiktaaryuk3389
    @ronaniksiktaaryuk3389 3 года назад +3

    6:07 and that's how the Kool Aid mans reproduce

  • @kianabear06
    @kianabear06 2 года назад +7

    Even the cookies 1:10

  • @JewLorad
    @JewLorad Год назад +5

    Lmao 17:13 I am so traumatized 😂😂

  • @sillynusuinwinw
    @sillynusuinwinw 3 года назад +4

    The intro is just amazing. It’s so smooth.

  • @apaararora9037
    @apaararora9037 2 года назад +3

    note to self...dont drink water while watching smiity..omgg its 0:17 and i've already spilled water everywhere😭

  • @justtheocean3198
    @justtheocean3198 3 года назад +7

    The first 5 seconds into the video and matt has been run over, this is going to be greaaat

  • @GHXST_YT.
    @GHXST_YT. 2 года назад +1

    Its funny how kryoz was asking for self advertise and now he plays with you guys😂

  • @AzaStark
    @AzaStark 3 года назад +4

    16:50
    ohhh noooooooohohohooooo I searched to find this for days ah dear

  • @Jinx.myself
    @Jinx.myself 2 года назад +3

    12:33 literally my friend probably 70% of the time I try saying something

  • @archae10
    @archae10 3 года назад +3

    Bro you could make an entire horror movie with some of those sound clips

  • @Arendiem
    @Arendiem 3 года назад +2

    Smii7y just buys every shit in games as long it looks cool

  • @jeskosphotos
    @jeskosphotos 3 года назад +11

    Matt is the most chaotic person I have ever seen in a video game. I love it.

  • @eMDTee
    @eMDTee Год назад +2

    And 2 years later, it is STILL in Grizzy’s comment section 😂😂

  • @koibu3011
    @koibu3011 3 года назад +5

    18:06 he basically just said "dog bon*rs yum"

  • @TypicalJack997
    @TypicalJack997 3 года назад +1

    These videos age like fine wine

  • @fishnirvana1250
    @fishnirvana1250 3 года назад +4

    Yesss much needed video😂😭 “WHY DOES MY CHAIR KEEP ROLLING AWAY!!”

  • @jordancowdrey1397
    @jordancowdrey1397 3 года назад +2

    I can’t express how much the DMR and Mac-10 meta’s have extinguished my love of warzone, games full of sweats now cause the casual player just cba.
    Glad others can still enjoy though 🍻

  • @gangstagrinder81
    @gangstagrinder81 3 года назад +5

    King Julian's Last Words: 1:05

  • @silvernickel1216
    @silvernickel1216 3 года назад +1

    i love watching the warzone streams and then coming back and watching it again with the edits 😂😂