Warzone Moments that give me no hope for the human race

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Комментарии • 1,5 тыс.

  • @BlargMyShnoople
    @BlargMyShnoople 3 года назад +7381

    Things I am good at:
    1. Getting hit by car
    2.???

  • @brick2745
    @brick2745 3 года назад +1049

    I work at a Walmart, can confirm that we just wouldn't care either way, as long as you don't harass anyone

    • @minutesFX
      @minutesFX 3 года назад +83

      We are not paid enough to care, maybe for a buck fifty more id actually call a cop or something lmao

    • @jwnwiwhebwoeb
      @jwnwiwhebwoeb Год назад +7

      That's the issue

    • @atnervilla4224
      @atnervilla4224 Год назад +4

      Hi

    • @zakigaming9349
      @zakigaming9349 Год назад +9

      Me being a maintenance worker as long as it doesn't hit the floor we don't care xD

    • @teresaramos3301
      @teresaramos3301 2 месяца назад

      The wallmart makes me think of a e 100 joke i made in WOTB

  • @gspiderman1804
    @gspiderman1804 3 года назад +1896

    Doctor 1: What blood did you give the patient!
    Doctor 2: We ran out of "O neg", so I gave him some "O yeah!"

    • @Gryffon-wf3oh
      @Gryffon-wf3oh 3 года назад +52

      So you gave him O-Pos?

    • @_KaiTheGamer_
      @_KaiTheGamer_ 3 года назад +33

      @@Gryffon-wf3oh I hate that I get that joke

    • @bimmybeutron3729
      @bimmybeutron3729 3 года назад +14

      i feel uncomfortable saying o-neg

    • @yaboipktendo
      @yaboipktendo 3 года назад +11

      @@bimmybeutron3729 o-neg-R

    • @sealover7134
      @sealover7134 3 года назад +5

      @@_KaiTheGamer_ So do I, but I also hate that I love it so much.

  • @GenerRick
    @GenerRick 3 года назад +1053

    Naruto: *lifts up glock*
    "I may be outta chakra, but I ain't outta options Sasuke"

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 3 года назад +101

      Ah yes, the "Shadow glock jutsu"!

    • @_JusDavid_
      @_JusDavid_ 3 года назад +41

      @@marioanothlp SHADOW GLOCK JUTSU 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @29-arnavsamant97
      @29-arnavsamant97 3 года назад +51

      The rasengun

    • @HSF8811
      @HSF8811 2 года назад +17

      This hits different after the Fortnite Collab.

    • @notrteaa2269
      @notrteaa2269 2 года назад +9

      fortnite makes this possible

  • @king_of_demoms5462
    @king_of_demoms5462 3 года назад +2333

    Smitty really just went up to a dead body and only said
    " what happened ? "
    In a damn Micky voice

  • @TrueSniperHD
    @TrueSniperHD 3 года назад +340

    That threesome comment. Holy shit. I have never laughed so hard

    • @mere-vitality6445
      @mere-vitality6445 3 года назад +38

      17:26 AY YO! WHAT?!

    • @grim8080
      @grim8080 3 года назад +11

      Dude it fucked on so many levels, but hilarious 🤣

    • @hunterharbin5688
      @hunterharbin5688 3 года назад +5

      Ngl I was halfway expecting Matt to just go “a baby’s first 3way”

  • @spacejesus6581
    @spacejesus6581 3 года назад +2541

    Portal and Warzone in the same day? The Milkbag has blessed us this day

    • @kerim423
      @kerim423 3 года назад +10

      My mans really spoiling us

    • @ChaoticNinja780
      @ChaoticNinja780 3 года назад +11

      Did anyone like the head trauma part

    • @GigachadBoncley
      @GigachadBoncley 3 года назад +2

      Blessed with bone of shmeg

    • @tomatoheadfd
      @tomatoheadfd 3 года назад +1

      You said day to many times.

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 3 года назад +2

      @@tomatoheadfd you used 1 too few O's, as least I used proper grammar

  • @beal728
    @beal728 3 года назад +530

    *me just casully eating a mama burger*
    Smii7y:
    Top ten hamburgers that got away with man slaughter
    number 2 the mama burger
    *Me looking at my mama burger*

    • @Ace2pair920
      @Ace2pair920 3 года назад +18

      Did ur hamburger kill you

    • @doluphin5317
      @doluphin5317 3 года назад +24

      @@Ace2pair920 he isnt replying so maybe

    • @Ace2pair920
      @Ace2pair920 3 года назад +15

      @@doluphin5317 true i didnt think abt that

    • @animeandshenanigans
      @animeandshenanigans 3 года назад +17

      Its like that scene in Expiration Date, where the Medic grab the bread and then split it in half to reveal tumours, meanwhile Heavy was munching on a sandwich.

    • @jarjardirt2417
      @jarjardirt2417 3 года назад +2

      I remember eating the mama burger so much i felt like my heart fell out of my chest

  • @TheOriginalZyphlous
    @TheOriginalZyphlous 3 года назад +526

    16:56 I’m dying of laughter so much right now , all their reactions it’s freaking hilarious
    17:26 Droids Reaction is priceless

  • @omarbuentello5641
    @omarbuentello5641 3 года назад +335

    Droid's moment of realization at the threeway bit is priceless

    • @jishnumanoj3550
      @jishnumanoj3550 2 года назад +18

      that bit slowly killed every last bit of faith I had in the human race

    • @ميومقابسي
      @ميومقابسي 3 дня назад

      priceless..? As in like, The weapon camo?

  • @indylankford1266
    @indylankford1266 3 года назад +2006

    I love how Smii7y uploads here after he uploads on his main channel

    • @DeltaBravo05
      @DeltaBravo05 3 года назад +11

      This channel never gets old. Always something new to laugh at

    • @EarlUndershirt
      @EarlUndershirt 3 года назад +34

      You say that as if SMii7Y and SMii7Yplus are the same person?🤔 but theyre not 🤯 Next youre gonna say Kryoz and MoreKryoz are the same lol

    • @HeinerGunnar
      @HeinerGunnar 3 года назад +6

      Let me blow your mind with the feature of "scheduled uploads"

    • @Unknown_Uchiha
      @Unknown_Uchiha 3 года назад +1

      Saiki!!!

    • @phoenix_dreamer
      @phoenix_dreamer 3 года назад +1

      @@HeinerGunnar Please please, let *me* blow his mind

  • @sparkleninja3337
    @sparkleninja3337 3 года назад +141

    Out of allll the inside jokes and bits these guys do, "what happen" in the mickey voice will always be my favourite, makes me laugh every time like at 9:22 XD

  • @beanbag4872
    @beanbag4872 3 года назад +473

    Spit out my cereal laughing at "HeAd TrAuMa"

    • @zaneith3225
      @zaneith3225 3 года назад +8

      @Vaanraj-Singh Josan Cereal is good at any time.

    • @leg1onclan625
      @leg1onclan625 3 года назад +3

      What kind of cereal?...

    • @yaboipktendo
      @yaboipktendo 3 года назад +2

      Same but at "Its my First threeway"

    • @beanbag4872
      @beanbag4872 3 года назад +3

      @@leg1onclan625 shreddies 🤷‍♀️

    • @beanbag4872
      @beanbag4872 3 года назад +2

      @@zaneith3225 yeh i was eating it at 10pm

  • @thedyingmeme6
    @thedyingmeme6 3 года назад +121

    Smi77y: *epic atv dodge*
    Blarg: *gets fucking dusted*

  • @miked9534
    @miked9534 3 года назад +99

    Smii7y: put him back in the oven... wouldn’t it be sick if there was a womb simulator
    Me: isn’t that just the NICU?

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 3 года назад +6

      no, it's called "unbirth"

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 года назад

      @@InsanePigeon *the opposite of rebirth*

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 3 года назад

      @@Tht1Dude nah, it's the first half of rebirth.

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 года назад

      @@InsanePigeon or the mental conclusion after being birthed into this world.

  • @terriblejokefactory8831
    @terriblejokefactory8831 3 года назад +123

    So Smii7y uploaded a video on his main channel, and then another one on his secondary channel after we saw the main channel one. Pretty big brain.

  • @PotGrondPot
    @PotGrondPot 3 года назад +32

    13:30 RUPERT!!!

  • @elmaaxx
    @elmaaxx 3 года назад +313

    Me watching the first clip: Yeah, not disappointed. Gotta love these dudes.

  • @pandareijgah3820
    @pandareijgah3820 3 года назад +69

    Man's really slowly rapped for so long, constantly rhyming something with "ama" and didn't say yo mama once

  • @Hariol_
    @Hariol_ 3 года назад +66

    This is the hardest Matt has made me laugh since frogshwitz, I love his brain so much.

  • @owengarrison343
    @owengarrison343 3 года назад +62

    The AA bit reminded me of the old bits on csgo with fitz swagger and Toby

  • @ashtonthornton4607
    @ashtonthornton4607 3 года назад +48

    10:13 As an ex-A&W employee, I can confirm that this is truly the healthiest burger you could have.

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir 3 года назад +59

    I absolutely love SMii7Y's commitment to a bit.
    17:25 Droid's brain be like "...wait".

  • @dio-chu
    @dio-chu 3 года назад +27

    17:20 What a conversation

  • @xthebigZ25x
    @xthebigZ25x 3 года назад +50

    17:44 “The whole film is just a ladder that doesn’t speak.”
    As opposed to a ladder that does?

  • @danieldadds450
    @danieldadds450 3 года назад +15

    17:00 fr spat my food out at that man wtf

  • @bamby_27
    @bamby_27 3 года назад +15

    Yo I fucking knew I wasn’t a virgin 17:05

  • @xashy4335
    @xashy4335 3 года назад +17

    8:42 "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT" Dude, I legit had the same reaction.

  • @Cadezzy
    @Cadezzy Год назад +17

    Anyone else notice that it was kryoz that asked to advertise his channel on stream 6:36

  • @Scp--op7ub
    @Scp--op7ub 3 года назад +10

    H E A D T R A U M A

  • @EyesDontCry
    @EyesDontCry 3 года назад +28

    It's funny how the "pier you wanna come out here" sound is literally a door.

    • @Shinigamibraggo
      @Shinigamibraggo 3 года назад +1

      I mean it’s literally a mouth sounding like a door buuuuuut when you think about it the mouth is the door to the soul and speech is the man breeze that blows out. In this essay I will...

    • @EyesDontCry
      @EyesDontCry 3 года назад +1

      @@Shinigamibraggo woah, that's deep

  • @pugetsoundchoralworks5196
    @pugetsoundchoralworks5196 3 года назад +29

    I almost choked on my lunch at the Rubert bit, thank you smi77y

  • @due_consideration903
    @due_consideration903 3 года назад +17

    Lol 2:14

  • @aidan285
    @aidan285 3 года назад +44

    9:36 probably my favorite bit in the video

  • @GeoffGerber521
    @GeoffGerber521 Год назад +17

    11:52 THE RUPERT BIT

  • @mjr8888
    @mjr8888 3 года назад +17

    2:39 when Grizzy wants to slide into someone's DM's

  • @batcat4136
    @batcat4136 3 года назад +12

    7:25 SMii7Y seriously sounds like fuckin' Zylbrad!

  • @theedgyestart7117
    @theedgyestart7117 3 года назад +15

    2:08 - HEAD TRAUMA

  • @daniellacey6001
    @daniellacey6001 3 года назад +23

    I actually sharted myself when they were talking about the baby 3 way

    • @ffandrewd2986
      @ffandrewd2986 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @claytonmerle976
      @claytonmerle976 3 года назад +7

      Yeah I fcuking died laughing when he said "My first 3 way" I'm like wait what?

    • @ReVeangence066
      @ReVeangence066 3 года назад +6

      Took me awhile too. Then droid's reaction was priceless to hear

    • @SovietAirCon
      @SovietAirCon 3 года назад +1

      @@ffandrewd2986 ah a fellow smii7y watcher

    • @ffandrewd2986
      @ffandrewd2986 3 года назад +1

      @@SovietAirCon wait, wtf

  • @strawbxrrypanic_
    @strawbxrrypanic_ 3 года назад +11

    9:27 wuh happun

  • @feez7977
    @feez7977 3 года назад +24

    "That's an awfully hot, coffee pot"

  • @Scoobies646
    @Scoobies646 3 года назад +17

    "This video is getting demonetized." Literally five ads in the video.

    • @BETA829
      @BETA829 3 года назад +1

      What’s up my nigga

    • @_KaiTheGamer_
      @_KaiTheGamer_ 3 года назад +2

      Five?
      I got seven midrolls

    • @pimpchimp8181
      @pimpchimp8181 3 года назад +1

      None if you skip till the end and replay it, you have no ads

  • @immaseal2177
    @immaseal2177 3 года назад +16

    Just started the video and I can tell this going to be good with Matt getting ran over

  • @zxtchxtaco
    @zxtchxtaco 3 года назад +32

    Smi77y, life’s pretty rough atm, my household is pretty bad in terms of constant fighting. And sometimes it’s nice to sit down and just put headphones in and watch ur vid. Ur laugh is contagious and seeing u have fun makes me smile. Thanks for putting amazing content out :)

    • @bornslippy7232
      @bornslippy7232 3 года назад +6

      Hope everything gets better, Man

    • @Vetto10
      @Vetto10 2 года назад

      @@iamnotafederalagent5552 bro

    • @TotPocket
      @TotPocket 2 года назад

      You mean skill issue in your household 😆 you got this man

    • @Angel-rr2ow
      @Angel-rr2ow 9 месяцев назад

      Imagine laughing to hard and getting the shit beat out of you.

  • @confusedcalzone3249
    @confusedcalzone3249 3 года назад +11

    Past un suspecting me: "Oh cool smi77y posted a video guess Im gonna watch it now"
    Me 16 minutes and 58 seconds in: "Why did I click on this video? What is my life? I didn't know I would ever hear such a thing."

  • @pinappleman1
    @pinappleman1 3 года назад +7

    Smii7y really be sounding a lot like nandark from dexter's lab @ 7:40

  • @KaluluwaPhilipinas16
    @KaluluwaPhilipinas16 3 года назад +11

    I always knew that Smii7y had a bit of Eminem in him.

  • @subwayracing
    @subwayracing 3 года назад +9

    16:55 bruh...shit got crazy...

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 3 года назад +208

    Ahh yes, SMii7Yplus, where Smii7y puts all of his content where him and his friends play for fun.

  • @ravenshade266
    @ravenshade266 3 года назад +9

    11:55 - 13:50 : The Chronicles of RUPERT

  • @jolieh3462
    @jolieh3462 3 года назад +10

    12:42 the fact that this is exactly how i imagine it to go.

    • @CybernerdShua
      @CybernerdShua 3 года назад +1

      I have been to one and I can confirm that someone will scream the name RUPERT at the top of their lungs.

  • @raijin914
    @raijin914 3 года назад +8

    When smii7y uploads here and on his main channel
    that’s a banjo moment

  • @sakucelty
    @sakucelty 3 года назад +9

    1:26 “We take bikini bottom, and we push it somewhere else!”

  • @AJ-lg9pg
    @AJ-lg9pg 3 года назад +8

    8:22 grizzy and smii7y sound like two of my cats that want food

  • @canine6273
    @canine6273 3 года назад +12

    After watching Grizzy and Blarg’s very enjoyable videos for a while, I’m really happy to come really happy to come back to these amazing edits. Love you Smi77y and I hope that one day I can be bothered to learn how to edit like you.

    • @freyja1162
      @freyja1162 3 года назад

      the fact i read that flawlessly just shows the fact i do that shit so much, cant tell if it the adhd or dyslexia

  • @yadooomadooo3833
    @yadooomadooo3833 2 года назад +4

    So this where Fortnite got the idea of Naruto with guns

  • @f0RsAkEn04
    @f0RsAkEn04 3 года назад +5

    This whole vid is just a deja vü for me
    And like a big one
    Like I have seen this vid 1 to 2 months ago

  • @bobross4163
    @bobross4163 3 года назад +5

    17:28 nani

  • @thedizaster115
    @thedizaster115 3 года назад +2

    (in reference to blood drinking convo) Yo as a person who works at a Walmart, we'd probably ask you if you're okay but we really probably won't do anything unless you're bothering people

  • @artichoke4612
    @artichoke4612 3 года назад +7

    Thank you Smii7y for being one of the best (and my favorite) Canadian RUclipsrs. Blarg, Suda and Vanoss are great too but you are the epitome of a true Canadian and are basically the ambassador of the internet for our country.
    I know you probably won't see this but thank you for all the content.

  • @ComandanteYT
    @ComandanteYT 3 года назад +2

    Not sure if I prefer this channel or the main one 😳

  • @JewLorad
    @JewLorad Год назад +5

    Lmao 17:13 I am so traumatized 😂😂

  • @easetheweeb
    @easetheweeb 3 года назад +7

    9:06 it took me so long to realise he’s talking about amaterasu LMAO

  • @getbetter7796
    @getbetter7796 3 года назад +8

    that was one of ur best smiity plus vids i have ever watched good job

  • @andreitudor3015
    @andreitudor3015 2 года назад +8

    Grizzy''s "Damn!" at 3:42 was so hilarious.

  • @justtheocean3198
    @justtheocean3198 3 года назад +7

    The first 5 seconds into the video and matt has been run over, this is going to be greaaat

  • @TrebzStudio
    @TrebzStudio 3 года назад +3

    my mistake was eating food and thinking id be safe.... until 11:01 came around. now i got co...ca cola all over my lap feck

  • @OGOstad
    @OGOstad 3 года назад +7

    Best one yet, still cant believe why he called him a baguette!

  • @calebmendez6740
    @calebmendez6740 3 года назад +8

    That bird was so free at 8:50

    • @turboismad9376
      @turboismad9376 Месяц назад

      Lord i can't change~ won't you fly high, free bird, yeah!

  • @mrfridchikenfetus806
    @mrfridchikenfetus806 3 года назад +3

    13:50 when you go to the zoo to see a grizzly bear

  • @AzaStark
    @AzaStark 3 года назад +3

    16:50
    ohhh noooooooohohohooooo I searched to find this for days ah dear

  • @michaelchavez6467
    @michaelchavez6467 3 года назад +6

    Anyone else hear Nogla's Bark??🤔 0:41

  • @Phoebe457
    @Phoebe457 3 года назад +5

    As a wise dog once said: “We evolved for a reason!”

  • @Skylinedays
    @Skylinedays 3 года назад +4

    6:12 speaking of koolaid. I made some earlier and drinking some right now.
    Its dark cherry if anyonw wants to know the flavor

  • @carjacker6480
    @carjacker6480 3 года назад +12

    “HELLO GRIZZY COME AND EDGE ME MY FRIEND!” 🤣🤣 13:50

  • @syntic7206
    @syntic7206 3 года назад +5

    Warzone moments that make my diapers inventory full.

  • @cult_of_22
    @cult_of_22 2 года назад +5

    18:56 man be Peter Griffin

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 3 года назад +3

    15:45 killed by [sorry]Moto-bro69
    That's the hacker's profile.

  • @logantherrien6060
    @logantherrien6060 3 года назад +4

    fucking womb simulator tho XD 16:40

  • @kianabear06
    @kianabear06 2 года назад +7

    Even the cookies 1:10

  • @TheLegendaryBillCipher
    @TheLegendaryBillCipher 3 года назад +2

    Well, I don't think it got demonetized, SMii7Y. RUclips played the same ad. _6 times in a row._

  • @_JusDavid_
    @_JusDavid_ 3 года назад +5

    12:53 to RRRUPERT had me CRYYYIIIIIIING

  • @Jacob.M.Bricker
    @Jacob.M.Bricker 3 года назад +6

    I love how much these guys have fun while playing this game or any game!

  • @camolover4091
    @camolover4091 3 года назад +5

    9:45 The Hamburglar

  • @jakepiccuito8967
    @jakepiccuito8967 3 года назад +1

    SMITTY what was that execution you used at the beginning of your video...the long one that's really quick

  • @RDGamer321
    @RDGamer321 2 года назад +4

    16:21
    Okay, glad to know I'm not the only person who would be dissapointed if my child was like that.

  • @stookie6542
    @stookie6542 3 года назад +4

    The fact that Droid knows what ametarasu is means he's definitely a closet weeb

  • @koibu3011
    @koibu3011 3 года назад +5

    18:06 he basically just said "dog bon*rs yum"

  • @Jaxonhellsing
    @Jaxonhellsing 3 года назад +5

    9:40 I was laughing so hard I started crying here

  • @sierraward7276
    @sierraward7276 2 года назад +3

    when you are rewatching an realize the dude that Smii7y nutkicks, at 9:35, name is John Wayne Gacy. Who was a serial killer

  • @domllamadramaking4813
    @domllamadramaking4813 3 года назад +6

    1:49 my name aint obama but ill take it :D

  • @FWA_Kangaroo
    @FWA_Kangaroo 3 года назад +8

    You know Smi7y never seems to fail his jokes or change his content. It’s always the same and it’s still the same I love it 🤣

    • @volgtonnen318
      @volgtonnen318 3 года назад +2

      Because you know, you publish your bombed jokes.

  • @maty5510
    @maty5510 3 года назад +10

    Matt: "my lips are wet for you"
    *Me watching youtube alone* "I should call her..."

  • @estebanriveros1859
    @estebanriveros1859 3 года назад +4

    13:30 me introducing myself to my classmates on my first day of school.

  • @navarretejoseph123
    @navarretejoseph123 3 года назад +6

    That “What happened “ is what got me !!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @m4xw311studios
    @m4xw311studios 3 года назад +7

    0:04
    Nobody:
    Random birds on busy roads:

  • @mrconchello1965
    @mrconchello1965 2 года назад +3

    I had just made some food and started watching the video around 16:30

  • @calemiles2716
    @calemiles2716 3 года назад +4

    smii7y rly timed the uploads so that this video would come out when the portal video finished. respect.

  • @Arendiem
    @Arendiem 3 года назад +2

    Smii7y just buys every shit in games as long it looks cool

  • @gangstagrinder81
    @gangstagrinder81 3 года назад +5

    King Julian's Last Words: 1:05